Worst Knife EVER? -The Camillus CARNIVORE vs. Axe Made of Literal Trash-

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 ม.ค. 2025
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    Today I'm trying to out-build a knife company with some garbage I found in my garage.
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  • @zachariasd8288
    @zachariasd8288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5642

    Your furnace is a fuggin 6 dollar wedding chair and a blow dryer.
    Legendary

    • @redking36
      @redking36 5 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      A mighty forge indeed.

    • @davebennett5069
      @davebennett5069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      dude i thought you typo'd "wedding chair"...then i saw it and well... that's totally a chair used at someone's outdoor wedding. but the anvil is even better. some random steel strap / bracket thing bolted to some wood blocks...

    • @Lieutenant_Dude
      @Lieutenant_Dude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Make junk boi into hot boi!

    • @romperstomper9375
      @romperstomper9375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@davebennett5069 rail plate for rail ties I use one under my trendel hammer

    • @gavinweiler3831
      @gavinweiler3831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      We have reached peak evolution

  • @slummer
    @slummer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4564

    When your forge is literally a chair

    • @nikb3ast924
      @nikb3ast924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      XxKingDogexX and your anvil is a wood post

    • @dogelord398
      @dogelord398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Brother

    • @ikanberapi2189
      @ikanberapi2189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Just think about when one people don't know ITS hot and sit on it

    • @truck-kun941
      @truck-kun941 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Talk about being in the hot seat

    • @ikanberapi2189
      @ikanberapi2189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@truck-kun941 u know its a "heat" aye get the joke
      Its heat (Hot sEAT)

  • @Nitreon0978
    @Nitreon0978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2072

    "Camillus Carnivore"
    Sharpness -1
    Does literally nothing.

    • @Helperbot-2000
      @Helperbot-2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      "Trash makeshift axe"
      Sharpness X
      Unbreaking 3

    • @Jacob-yg7lz
      @Jacob-yg7lz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Helperbot-2000 It heals the enemy.

    • @Helperbot-2000
      @Helperbot-2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Jacob-yg7lz the carnivore?

    • @AMoistEggroll
      @AMoistEggroll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      No wonder it's also called the Cameltoe Carnival

    • @zionnemakoma1398
      @zionnemakoma1398 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AMoistEggroll lolwut

  • @eduardoavila2845
    @eduardoavila2845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +928

    The honesty won me "And I got this hickory axe handle, that I ran over with my truck so that I could say it's trash"... lol

  • @thatlemonguy1107
    @thatlemonguy1107 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3089

    “This would be the ultimate weapon if the blade was as edgy as the name”
    Best quote ever.

    • @bigcanca2131
      @bigcanca2131 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why do you think he said it

    • @diablopro3438
      @diablopro3438 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      "Is this how i die?... Nah too scary"

    • @Cxste11xn
      @Cxste11xn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Was he talking about the Cameltoe Carnival, or the Chameleon Cabbagepatch?

    • @VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME
      @VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Cxste11xn he was talking about the Cambodian comedian

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME I thought it was about Caramel Caravan

  • @internetlurker1850
    @internetlurker1850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2692

    The fact Camillus carnivore exists implies there is a Camillus omnivore and herbivore.

    • @ctnava
      @ctnava 5 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      The herbivore probably works better on trees

    • @somedude8714
      @somedude8714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      CyAaron Nava A knife with a mouth that swallows entire trees

    • @internetlurker1850
      @internetlurker1850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Wait, since Camillus carnivore isn't good, then the omnivore is fine, and the herbivore is just a giant fucking sword that cuts through metal

    • @Romanticoutlaw
      @Romanticoutlaw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      ironically, they only get more effective the farther they are from carnivorous

    • @falpsdsqglthnsac
      @falpsdsqglthnsac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Camillus insectivore

  • @DrCherry19
    @DrCherry19 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1377

    So I'm from Syracuse NY, actually the village of Camillus. The original Camillus cutlery company made some of the best knives you've ever seen. If you get a knife from them from the mid 2000s it's very high quality. Sadly they went out of business and sold there name to some Chinese company and now they ruin the Camillus name with this garbage. It's a real shame.

    • @Mytube6138
      @Mytube6138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Small world. I live probably 5 or so minutes from where the factory used to be. The way this guy pronounces Camillus is bothering me

    • @IAmWhiteEagle
      @IAmWhiteEagle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Small world! Im from Olean, NY about an hour from there and they have Cutco knives, which are still the best out there.

    • @caelross535
      @caelross535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hopytoad1997 SMALL WORLD! I'm from Chazy NY a few hours from there and I have a great camillus machete from when they were actually good

    • @benjamin-lw5ww
      @benjamin-lw5ww 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Small world I don’t know what’s happening anymore

    • @dooderbug2437
      @dooderbug2437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      S M A L L W O R L D i live in camilus too rip

  • @cameronjones4256
    @cameronjones4256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +745

    Breaking news: local man starts wild fire while making trash hatchet

    • @thenotoriousguy
      @thenotoriousguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      trachet

    • @weeeweee9049
      @weeeweee9049 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some guy u made choke

    • @ANTSEMUT1
      @ANTSEMUT1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      At least it's not a gender reveal party, this time 🤷‍♂️

    • @ncrranger3299
      @ncrranger3299 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *makes fire on literal chair*

    • @localidiot450
      @localidiot450 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thenotoriousguy has that in mind when read comment

  • @gradymoxley2925
    @gradymoxley2925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2422

    "unsharpened back to be used as a pillow"

    • @andrewquinlan2661
      @andrewquinlan2661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      I was baked and he said that and i was crying from laughter lmao

    • @ItsMeStrider
      @ItsMeStrider 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@andrewquinlan2661 I was absolutely sober and that shit still cracked me up

    • @kxiled
      @kxiled 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Me: can we get a pillow
      Mom: we have pillow at home
      Pillow at home:

    • @misterclownman1895
      @misterclownman1895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@andrewquinlan2661 you were baked?

    • @quwaz11
      @quwaz11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@misterclownman1895 It colloquially means to be under the influence of marijuana.

  • @sirklynxert0n979
    @sirklynxert0n979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1128

    This video randomly appears on my feed like every five months, and I still click on it and watch it through every time.

  • @psycho5674
    @psycho5674 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1737

    "Unsharpened tip and back for a pillow"

    • @nom6758
      @nom6758 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I'll admit, I chuckled.

    • @1UcMeOnce1
      @1UcMeOnce1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Bro I lost it right there lmao

    • @YayItsKarf
      @YayItsKarf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Psycho567 oh man I laughed so hard

    • @christ4310
      @christ4310 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That part was funny

    • @jimothyjimothy1
      @jimothyjimothy1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Psycho567 What the heck, did we just watch the same video?

  • @bongotoucan7913
    @bongotoucan7913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    Camillus carnivore? Nah my favourite blade is the
    *C A M E L T O E C A R N I V A L*

  • @jameswallace9906
    @jameswallace9906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +873

    Dude the railroad nail should have gone on top then it double as a war hammer

    • @billhook7357
      @billhook7357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      That would destroy the axe balance to shit

    • @WastelandSeven
      @WastelandSeven 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      But would be a fine warhammer. LOL

    • @Dell-ol6hb
      @Dell-ol6hb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nick Krutovsky wdym isn’t it supposed to function as a utility axe? That means the more mass towards the end the higher up the center of mass allowing for way more force which is better for chopping wood

    • @gnickthegnome1981
      @gnickthegnome1981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Dell-ol6hb I have no idea what im talking about, but it seems like having the spike lower would provide a more centered weight, whereas with all the weight on top the axe might manage to get away from you easier.

    • @calculuswalulu7560
      @calculuswalulu7560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@gnickthegnome1981 The further up the balance is located, the better it is at chopping.

  • @quindariousgooch6059
    @quindariousgooch6059 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2261

    "If the blade was as edgy as the name." Never stop making videos, please.

  • @Ultrawup
    @Ultrawup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    Me: "You sure you wanna do the forging thing on the grass? Might cause a fire"
    *Repeatedly sets fire to the grass*

    • @Pixie1001.
      @Pixie1001. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Me: That looks like a real dumb idea, but maybe I'm just too Australia? I mean, he DOES do this for a living right?
      *Starts not one, but two grass fires, then throws the whole thing out anyway*
      Nevermind...

  • @Truescreen
    @Truescreen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    The Camillus Carnivore looks like a starting item you're supposed to replace in the tutorial sequence.

  • @TnT_F0X
    @TnT_F0X 6 ปีที่แล้ว +811

    I never thought I'd see a forge more half-assed than my trash can and hair drier... and you heat steel with a folding chair.
    You sir have won the internet.

  • @CarsonTheGreat1
    @CarsonTheGreat1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    UNSHARPENED BACK FOR A PILLOW!!! oml I died

    • @Sgt-lott10
      @Sgt-lott10 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      carson burns because you used the “ unsharpened back for a pillow “ and he said “ unsharpened tip for a pillow “

  • @davekn74
    @davekn74 6 ปีที่แล้ว +795

    This is the greatest random click of a video I've ever done.

  • @ayatsu3043
    @ayatsu3043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1799

    This guy is literally the Michael Reeves of Knife making.
    They sound the same too

    • @ailement
      @ailement 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      SethyMcdo No, No They Don’t

    • @harvetwound1234
      @harvetwound1234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ailement r/woooosh that's the joke!

    • @dooderbug2437
      @dooderbug2437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@harvetwound1234 there wasnt a joke here dumbass

    • @tsfarm2523
      @tsfarm2523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SethyMcdo that’s what I thought

    • @kellenalphen646
      @kellenalphen646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good one.

  • @phuturephunk
    @phuturephunk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    You ....you made a forge out of a cheap metal folding chair....I mean...I'm in awe of you.

    • @noches4thewin584
      @noches4thewin584 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I mean yea. Do you not have a metal folding chair forge?

    • @skrsojmpz1503
      @skrsojmpz1503 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@noches4thewin584 I don't even have a forge

    • @liamking9255
      @liamking9255 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Boy do I have the video for you th-cam.com/video/VVV4xeWBIxE/w-d-xo.html

    • @funky555
      @funky555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ptsh try make one out of plastic

    • @Weldedhodag
      @Weldedhodag 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@liamking9255 jesus christ dude

  • @Sirius10117
    @Sirius10117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    That may be the only "knife" I've ever seen, that kills the target not by cutting it, but by letting it dehydrate and hunger, waiting for you to kill it.

  • @redstonelogic500
    @redstonelogic500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    the way he laughs so realistically without smiling makes me so uncomfertable

  • @DoctorItaly1998
    @DoctorItaly1998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "Unsharpened tip and back for a pillow" best quote

  • @petecowley3481
    @petecowley3481 6 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    The machete looks like it could be dangerous..... If swallowed.

    • @zab6124
      @zab6124 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Even that's a stretch

    • @bragnir
      @bragnir 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Apparently, it's legit dangerous- for the one wielding it.

    • @Anon-mu8re
      @Anon-mu8re 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's a danger only to wallets...

    • @Larcona_
      @Larcona_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't get the hate on these, mine stayed like razors.

    • @JustinTopp
      @JustinTopp 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea the handle sucks but with some nice effort sharpening it’s actually not horrible. Apart from the handle that is.

  • @greg981
    @greg981 6 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    "unsharpened tip and back for a pillow" how can you not laugh loud enough for your voicebox to explode

  • @ralphdratheus9623
    @ralphdratheus9623 7 ปีที่แล้ว +800

    Legend says that he is still searching for a stable surface...

    • @alberteinstein7976
      @alberteinstein7976 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Legend says this meme will never end

    • @gorgnagthemighty8233
      @gorgnagthemighty8233 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Legend says you are an gay

    • @nonope310
      @nonope310 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      handsome squidward nice grammar

    • @ralphdratheus9623
      @ralphdratheus9623 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Only for you, you HANDSOME SQUID!

    • @ToxLegend
      @ToxLegend 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I never said any of this :P

  • @Jessie_Helms
    @Jessie_Helms 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Making the real-life Pain Train from TF2.

    • @nooneinparticular5256
      @nooneinparticular5256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am so glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

    • @Jessie_Helms
      @Jessie_Helms 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Roody Tooty why does one shovel crit when in air but other doesn’t? Cause it’s TF2

    • @nooneinparticular5256
      @nooneinparticular5256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Jessie_Helms Here's my idea for this weapon:
      The Cheap Chopper
      Old Scrap Shank
      Beggar's Butcher
      Makeshift Mutilator
      Crafting Ingredients: 1 Pain Train + 1 Half-Zatoichi + 2 scrap metal OR Escape Plan + Ubersaw
      Stats:
      -Holsters 30% Slower
      -15% Slower firing Speed
      +Deploys 40% Faster
      +On Kill: Firing Speed and Reload Speed for all weapons increased by 50% for 8 seconds

    • @beautifulmeeses
      @beautifulmeeses 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nooneinparticular5256 and for a kukri for sniper:
      Cameltoe carnival:
      Plus 15% deploy and holster speed
      Minus 85% damage
      Marked for death when active
      20% bullet, fire and explosive damage when active
      No MvM upgrades available.
      Crafting: 1 machina, 1 righteous bison, 2 jarates and a phlogistonator.

    • @ncrranger3299
      @ncrranger3299 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Jessie_Helms also why not its funny

  • @PizzaPowerXYZ
    @PizzaPowerXYZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    I"'m gonna use my 1500+ degree forge"
    *continues to use it on an alluminum chair*

    • @PizzaPowerXYZ
      @PizzaPowerXYZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Its probably steel but still

    • @VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME
      @VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@PizzaPowerXYZ no its made out of stalinium

    • @CNYKnifeNerd
      @CNYKnifeNerd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Theres like 19 different ways to spell aluminium but you still messed it up... cheers.

    • @CNYKnifeNerd
      @CNYKnifeNerd 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok, theres 2, but still.

    • @nickaschenbecker9882
      @nickaschenbecker9882 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CNYKnifeNerd It doesn't matter. The chair's not alluminum. There's actually nouminum in there.

  • @Poeneutral
    @Poeneutral 7 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    This proves the age old saying.
    "One Man's trash is another Eli's video"

    • @michaelk9193
      @michaelk9193 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      u wot m8 look at the top comment

    • @frecklenuckle4450
      @frecklenuckle4450 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      u wot m8 oi m8 wot the fuk

    • @illustred
      @illustred 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I laughed so loud when i saw this comments replies people got angry cuz i was so loud... HAHAHAHA

  • @opnic_
    @opnic_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    WhAt AbOuT tHiS siLvEr ShArPiE?
    Oh, it actually worked

    • @maxschechterman7460
      @maxschechterman7460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Antruvius lol

    • @thedoctor8527
      @thedoctor8527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Apparently silver shows really well on metallic surfaces, speaking from experience

  • @SenkaBandit
    @SenkaBandit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    When you buy this it’s like “I wanted a machete not a baseball bat?”

    • @1upthegreat
      @1upthegreat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      baseball bat is a different beast...but I get your joke.........haha

  • @thetruesarcasticone6661
    @thetruesarcasticone6661 6 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    "I think im gonna forge flatten this one"
    Forge: Are you sure about that

  • @solomon5010-i1c
    @solomon5010-i1c 7 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    When ZNA turns into skallagrim

    • @crimsonriver07
      @crimsonriver07 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Solomon Robin Skall would be proud

    • @adamguillory2428
      @adamguillory2428 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      no, he hasn't thrown any pommels at anything yet.

    • @dominicocon4680
      @dominicocon4680 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Solomon Robin skallagrim junior

    • @gunjeebus3453
      @gunjeebus3453 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Solomon Robin I love skallagrim

    • @TheStoneAxe23Animation
      @TheStoneAxe23Animation 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He didn't end the video rightly though.

  • @joec200012
    @joec200012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    how does, a blade making company make it all the way to shipping before realising, "hey this isnt sharp..." and also "hey you know making blades really hard doesnt help right?"

    • @lordinquisitorstefanauster846
      @lordinquisitorstefanauster846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Sell the brand name to China and you'll know.

    • @WastelandSeven
      @WastelandSeven 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yep. I have Timber Rattler Bowie from BudK that will out cut that thing all week. Outlaw Bowie. Practically a sword. Yeah, its not perfect and made in Pakistan, but, its tough as nails.

    • @SL_RivviN
      @SL_RivviN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      China.

    • @nickaschenbecker9882
      @nickaschenbecker9882 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WastelandSeven honestly Pakistan makes some great blades from great cutlery steel. It's the spot welded on tangs that sometimes are the problem. If it's legit full tang and you can visually check that the tang actually exists, Pakistani knives aren't a bad way to go. China seems to think if you put in enough chromium that 1/25th of a percent carbon is plenty. And that's why 3CR13 is a go-to for many knife companies based over there. And it's ironic because Chinese people aren't even legally allowed to own the knives they're making. That's why I'll take a knife made in or near incessantly war-torn Peshawar over the People's Republic any day of the week.

    • @todorow22
      @todorow22 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like he tried to sharpen a knife that should not be resharpened. If it’s titanium coated SS then your just ruined the coating and yes it will never be sharp again. Maybe don’t fuck up your knife next time. If you doubt me watch the “Prepared Wanderer” review. This guy is just used to traditional carbon steel blades.

  • @Nugnugnug
    @Nugnugnug 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Note to self: when the world ends, have my bamd of marauders kidnap this guy and make him into our weapon slave.

    • @flavoredchin
      @flavoredchin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      With what weapons?

    • @nikitaastakhov9252
      @nikitaastakhov9252 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@flavoredchin WITH THE CAMILLUS HERBIVORE

    • @1upthegreat
      @1upthegreat 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nikitaastakhov9252 lol

    • @grahamlopez6202
      @grahamlopez6202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@flavoredchin hopefully guns, because he's got them out classed with blades

    • @FiksIIanzO
      @FiksIIanzO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@grahamlopez6202 He has them outclassed in guns too. Have you seen him lately? Dude is fucking jacked. That, and he has custom made steel plate armour and huge ass custom made knives. I don't think a band of marauders will have a chance, it's more like free exp

  • @kautkadsramins8818
    @kautkadsramins8818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    A spatula would be sharper.
    A TACTICAL spatula.

  • @lucastrevino6025
    @lucastrevino6025 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1201

    Lol, camouflage tactical handle bread knife

    • @andrew2146
      @andrew2146 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lucas Treviño i have one and it is actually really good

    • @figuresofspeech4942
      @figuresofspeech4942 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Lucas Treviño I don't think it can even cut bread

    • @DylansDIYWorkshop
      @DylansDIYWorkshop 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao he is hilarious

    • @vmkh.
      @vmkh. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lucas Treviño never trust a edited popular comment -.- _._

    • @kainelewis022
      @kainelewis022 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lucas Treviño I

  • @artymovich1183
    @artymovich1183 7 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    I'm liking that really unsafe makeshift forge.

    • @GlitchEmpireBrett
      @GlitchEmpireBrett 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you should watch his vid on making it :)

    • @ry971
      @ry971 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      You mean his really effective heated seat?

    • @Shankferrett
      @Shankferrett 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      "Satan's Toilet"

    • @lostpony4885
      @lostpony4885 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      me too

    • @brianlawson3757
      @brianlawson3757 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dang it, somebody beat me to it. I was going to dub the forge Satan's Portable Toilet.
      By the way, they are still selling the Callimus at Wal-mart. I first saw one maybe three years ago and apparently, some poor individuals must still be buying these crude crowbar-chetes.

  • @sugarhoneyicetea3040
    @sugarhoneyicetea3040 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Me who has never been interested in weapons let alone knives:
    Now this is the content I live for

  • @seth5959
    @seth5959 7 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    Man with makeshift axe murders innocent trees

  • @nathanielstanford3115
    @nathanielstanford3115 7 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    I like how you unapologetically half-ass everything in this video

    • @lostwizardcat9910
      @lostwizardcat9910 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      like how he could use that angle grinder to sharpen the real knife and make it work instead of wasting the axe handle

    • @LepidoliteMica
      @LepidoliteMica 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      But the lengthened tang would still be painful over extended use.

    • @stephanosmaramaldi5458
      @stephanosmaramaldi5458 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s what makes him great

    • @lostwizardcat9910
      @lostwizardcat9910 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lepidolite Mica the tang is embedded in the handle....

    • @elliotmcgee8918
      @elliotmcgee8918 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes. which means it can't be modified. Which means it's still going to hurt like hell.
      And additionally it's a little fragile. The grinder could have damage it, and it still has the snapping issue.

  • @shockwave6213
    @shockwave6213 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    My Camillus Carnivore snapped where the first pin holds the blade in. The tang broke in it, and the blade was wobbly in it. Still sold it to a pawn shop for $15. Yes, I outpawned a pawn shop. LOL

  • @netherdominater9960
    @netherdominater9960 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Eli: "I'm gonna dig with a knife?"
    AlfieAesthetics: **British digging**

    • @FiksIIanzO
      @FiksIIanzO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To be fair digging is a useful option I like to see in my multitool knives - for the times you don't really need to pack a spade because you're not digging a goddamn trench - but to be equally fair this piece of shit will snap if you attempt to use it that way.
      Also, I'm pretty sure my spade is sharper and better at chopping twigs and vines than this "machete"

  • @timothypilcher3815
    @timothypilcher3815 7 ปีที่แล้ว +784

    That's a first… using a nail as a hammer

    • @MyMinininjas
      @MyMinininjas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      underrated comment

    • @statman74
      @statman74 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Dang it! You beat me to it I was going to say that!

    • @jellyfishjames3504
      @jellyfishjames3504 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      UpstandingCitizen Fry did it.

    • @DylansDIYWorkshop
      @DylansDIYWorkshop 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HAHA Its pretty genius if you ask me!

    • @jooot_6850
      @jooot_6850 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Now he just has to use hammers as nails

  • @ToolboxT71
    @ToolboxT71 7 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    "unsharpened tip and back *close up* for a pillow" I'm not even kidding, I cried laughing. Keep up the good work Eli.

  • @rebelbeammasterx8472
    @rebelbeammasterx8472 7 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    You've created one of the first weapon drops in a RPG.

    • @lebalman
      @lebalman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      well it kinda looks like the fortnite starter pick thingy

    • @nicoharlan5703
      @nicoharlan5703 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Now THAT'S a supply drop.

    • @claytonfair3038
      @claytonfair3038 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It’s like the starter weapon that’s actually op

    • @frailty1288
      @frailty1288 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *an

    • @nbnw3197
      @nbnw3197 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      *a. You wouldn't say "an role playing game" would you?

  • @BAN3FromNoWhere
    @BAN3FromNoWhere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Professional designer at company: makes camillus carnivore
    You: makes a viable, multi purpose hand axe out of trash, using clamps, a forge rigged from a damn chair and what I'm guessing is a used thrift store hair dryer.
    Sadly, someone was paid to make the camillus carnivore, and all I can offer you for your efforts is a like and subscribe.

  • @jackhudner3804
    @jackhudner3804 7 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    The combination of great delivery and editing and unprofessionalism as a blacksmith make this a treat to watch. Keep it up!

  • @TheKamiBunny
    @TheKamiBunny 6 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    My God. You could use your chair for space re-entry.

  • @jayloonie597
    @jayloonie597 6 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Tactical breadknife

    • @vilen6751
      @vilen6751 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Butterknife*

    • @ayboi7658
      @ayboi7658 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Carnivorous cabbage patch

  • @ldmt1995
    @ldmt1995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This guy is witty, funny and creative this was a nice discovery. Also I like how he uses his torture device as a furnace.

  • @baronlovat5200
    @baronlovat5200 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1596

    Wtf is that chair made of...

    • @awesomedonut8228
      @awesomedonut8228 7 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      Baron Lovat The powerful force of hope.

    • @Alex-gy6ox
      @Alex-gy6ox 7 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      Nah it's made of some older Nokias...

    • @reedworsham5643
      @reedworsham5643 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      metal

    • @bossle6834
      @bossle6834 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      But can you do this ?

    • @Spacecar_driver
      @Spacecar_driver 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Boss Lee *folds*

  • @wowclevername4141
    @wowclevername4141 6 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    Your axe looks like something out of Fallout lol

    • @tinybionic8940
      @tinybionic8940 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ye

    • @residentflamingo115
      @residentflamingo115 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is fallout lol

    • @crimmzzicrash-3330
      @crimmzzicrash-3330 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fallout New Vegas

    • @TheGoldenTNT
      @TheGoldenTNT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It should be 😂

    • @sophissanti
      @sophissanti 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I though it was actually a Legion weapon from fallout when I clicked, So I was pretty shook when I didn’t see any Fallout references

  • @NATESOR
    @NATESOR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    hey man. Did you happen to notice that your forge is a metal folding chair? Just thought I'd point that out in case you hadn't noticed. Take care.

    • @CalvinBruh
      @CalvinBruh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      R/wooosh

    • @zoinksmahdood2564
      @zoinksmahdood2564 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      why should he waste his money on an expensive one?

    • @ravrav6433
      @ravrav6433 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      satans toilet

    • @benjaminlauter3819
      @benjaminlauter3819 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      R/woooosh

    • @thorild69
      @thorild69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's no real folding chair--its a forgery!

  • @captainprice963
    @captainprice963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    If somebody could kill some one with the meacheti it be a blunt force guess

    • @ihavnestronks8709
      @ihavnestronks8709 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reminds me of the 20 dollar Walmart machete

    • @gcart7675
      @gcart7675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Captain Price you can kill someone with presurized air or air in general if you go about it in a certain way

    • @yumadbro9554
      @yumadbro9554 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      To be brutally honest the haitian people defeated the nepolean army and was the only slaves to successfully remove thier owners from thier country. Primary weapon of choice the same tool used for centuries to toil the sugar cane and that was the machete it's all about how you use them and tbh I wouldn't be using my blade in the fashion he did using bias opinion to literally talk shit about a older version of this machete tool. They market it as a camping machete cause if they market it for what it used for ie hacking arms and heads off the soccer mom's of the world would be raging demanding thier kids not be able to buy such a destructive weapon.

    • @myawsomebox
      @myawsomebox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Decent machetes are actually longer, larger, easier to sharpen and have at least a little more weight behind them so you can use the force of a swing to finish jobs that the sharpness can’t finish, which are all traits the Camilus Carnivore lacks. If a blade sucks at chopping through thin branches that are standing still, and cannot even break skin when pounding the sharp end with your open palm like he did, then it’s going to suck even worse at trying to chop living, moving flesh, muscle, and bone. I know that you are trying to look smart by playing the contrarian, but the Camilus Carnivore is just by all accounts a bad knife for any purpose.
      Also you got it backwards on Machetes. Machetes were originally a defoliating tool that were rebranded as hack and slash weapons, not the other way around.

    • @yumadbro9554
      @yumadbro9554 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@myawsomebox I promise you I own one and if you dig a bit deeper on the current model not the one from years back you would see they addressed all the issues that they had with earlier models. Also I don't know how these people keep saying they broke thier blade using it in a normal manner yet can't find actual video evidence of this claim. But I respect your opinion I just don't see anything factual in it though.

  • @mandrillmacmonkey6137
    @mandrillmacmonkey6137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    The Camillus carnivore pillow gave me the best nap of my life!
    5 Stars!

    • @aryamsmith7359
      @aryamsmith7359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *the forever nap*

    • @macgrande268
      @macgrande268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The metal is nice and soft! Stays col for a while, too!

  • @britishcoffeetea9403
    @britishcoffeetea9403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    As a british person, i can say that our pronunciation of dustpan is different to our pronunciation of saucepan. You were right the second time :) .

    • @Alucard-gt1zf
      @Alucard-gt1zf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fortnite SMG I’ve only just realised we say the two differently

    • @harvetwound1234
      @harvetwound1234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im partly British like if I get scared or mad I go full British

    • @nickaschenbecker9882
      @nickaschenbecker9882 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean it's not a "saucebin" over there?

  • @sweeflyboy
    @sweeflyboy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    "it is made from trash"
    i can't afford it
    "IT IS MADE FROM TRASH!"
    Over-budget.
    EDIT: Wow, 180 likes Thanks TH-cam.
    btw. Sub my Channel

    • @splintcell2692
      @splintcell2692 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah he only wants to make a video and he is biased by the performance of the knife. He should get somebody to try and test both blades so that his aura of bias is being concealed.

    • @sweeflyboy
      @sweeflyboy 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@splintcell2692 Check my edit.
      I meant that I couldnt afford it.
      ur right tho.

    • @L44tsmasher735
      @L44tsmasher735 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Even if he is bias, the carnivor is obviously a POS

    • @splintcell2692
      @splintcell2692 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@L44tsmasher735 and you are getting out of the point. you should also say that the moon we see today in the night sky is fake.

  • @beneboo3962
    @beneboo3962 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i wish there was a way to see how many times i’ve watched this video, i fall asleep to it damn near every night for some reason

  • @sherpyyy6483
    @sherpyyy6483 6 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Oh your dry humor is so satisfying

  • @corpralcobra420
    @corpralcobra420 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I'm older than you Eli, and you inspire me to no end, and you have taught me the valuable lesson of building things in such cheap and interesting ways. keep up the great work, and I will keep watching.

  • @RchamTV
    @RchamTV 7 ปีที่แล้ว +802

    Rust TH-camr here, the stuff you make would honestly fit pretty well with the game haha

    • @Spatogi
      @Spatogi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Rcham what are you doin here m8?

    • @miller44
      @miller44 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rcham WTH ur videos were just recommended to me

    • @clanof1144
      @clanof1144 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rcham holy shit fancy seeing you here man

    • @majorkrizpy9939
      @majorkrizpy9939 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hello food? food broke understandable have a good day👍

    • @MrPacomaxie
      @MrPacomaxie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rcham lol i watch you all the tome and i think the same thing

  • @ElessarEstel
    @ElessarEstel ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My buddy bought a carnivore for one of our backpacking trips when we were younger. He thought it was the coolest thing ever, until the blade snapped in half 30 minutes into the trip when he tried to cut down an inch thick sapling 😂

  • @zakutheferret8182
    @zakutheferret8182 7 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    I laughed at "cameltoe carnival" way too hard

    • @Drykus
      @Drykus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cameltoe Carnival has to be some sort of fetish porn out there

  • @illfindyou2344
    @illfindyou2344 7 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    Level 100 blacksmith.

    • @lyoni658
      @lyoni658 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sammy Sam a * smithing

    • @SeanWinters
      @SeanWinters 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      GET UP TO ROCK!
      GET UP TO BURN!

    • @wanderer9347
      @wanderer9347 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yea but only if the maximum level is 1000000000

    • @bloodandguts451
      @bloodandguts451 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Smithing 💯

    • @Surefire11B
      @Surefire11B 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think this actually qualifies as pro quality level 1 Smithing.

  • @skitter7615
    @skitter7615 6 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    camillus herbivore

    • @khasanbekmalzagov6240
      @khasanbekmalzagov6240 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Funny enough, that thing is about as sharp as a rather resillient stick, I literally to just as much damage on a tree with a stick...

    • @fwmlj6291
      @fwmlj6291 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have a cammillus it's one of the best nights I have

    • @fwmlj6291
      @fwmlj6291 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@khasanbekmalzagov6240 knives*

    • @Dremaus1911
      @Dremaus1911 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      FUK YO SELF

    • @kuleulrik7349
      @kuleulrik7349 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@fwmlj6291 Then you probably don't even have any butterknives

  • @SamuraiSilhouette
    @SamuraiSilhouette 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The editing, sarcasm, and even the plot in this video is sublime and utterly vibes with my humor. I actually go out of my way every month to watch this.

  • @kadecampbell8098
    @kadecampbell8098 6 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    do you call your forge the hotseat

  • @rmoim99
    @rmoim99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    I keep thinking this guy kinda knows what he’s doing but he fools me just as I get comfortable.

    • @mastamind7100
      @mastamind7100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol, welcome aboard!

    • @thelokitamer7983
      @thelokitamer7983 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As someone who knows nothing about forging, please tell me what he was doing wrong

    • @NiteArtorias
      @NiteArtorias 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@thelokitamer7983 he was using a chair which he named satan's toilet as a forge hope this helped

    • @ARockyRock
      @ARockyRock 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Conspiracy theory: He DOES know what hes doing.

    • @Shepard-1
      @Shepard-1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Smashing on the sharp end of the knife, yea I got you xD

  • @mr.e9239
    @mr.e9239 6 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Wait a minute is this how i die? Naah

  • @robertnicholascowles899
    @robertnicholascowles899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I also bought one on sale years ago from a pile of these. After a couple of years of light use(because the thing wasn't that useful) the blade snapped in half. Now, at least at the time, the company touted a lifetime warranty. When I went to see about getting mine replaced, it turns out that you have to have the original receipt and packaging in order to have this sorry excuse for a tool replaced. Needless to say, after having the thing for 2 years, I did not have the receipt or packaging. Their warranty is a bigger joke than their "knife"

  • @sethmathews3273
    @sethmathews3273 6 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    *TACTICAL BREADKNIFE*

  • @MtnBadger
    @MtnBadger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Love your "Hot seat" forge chair... A tip. If you heat your steel until it starts sparking, you're burning the carbon out of the steel which will leave it weak and brittle.
    Love to see people use a little ingenuity in making forging tools, I've been smithing for a long time and started out the same way but used a "Bush hog" guard deck to build my first forge. :) And railroad spikes aren't trash but actually little drops of heaven that have fallen from... Um, heaven. ;) Not magic, you say? Look at all the things you can forge from them, including wizards!
    Keep it up, man.

    • @NiteArtorias
      @NiteArtorias 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      His forge chair is named Satan's Toilet for some reason

  • @ratpakflintigon9648
    @ratpakflintigon9648 6 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Is this how I die?
    Nah.
    *saw all gets stuck*

  • @jeduel
    @jeduel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Probably your most entertaining video to date

  • @rebelbeammasterx8472
    @rebelbeammasterx8472 7 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    *ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES*

    • @prdprdprdprdprdel
      @prdprdprdprdprdel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      If you burn down the forest, nobody else can start a forest fire..

    • @juuzousuzuya3146
      @juuzousuzuya3146 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      prdprdprdprdprdel dat name do

    • @Spacecar_driver
      @Spacecar_driver 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't understand this until I got about halfway through the video.

    • @sarcasticdoorknob8061
      @sarcasticdoorknob8061 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

  • @1959Edsel
    @1959Edsel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Please tell me that you refer to your forge as the hot seat.

    • @tristoflo5345
      @tristoflo5345 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      1959Edsel he refers to it as "satans toilet"

    • @werewolf74
      @werewolf74 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @ninjaboylaoprime
      @ninjaboylaoprime 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I
      HUNGER

    • @12-343
      @12-343 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it should be "the taco bell restroom"

    • @17popsquare60
      @17popsquare60 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      1959Edsel star girl...

  • @K1SHY0NG
    @K1SHY0NG 7 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    I want this guy as a friend in a zombie apocalypse.

    • @marshalmarshall2109
      @marshalmarshall2109 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      KixongGaming I want this guy as a friend period

    • @lidianc5591
      @lidianc5591 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I agree with both of those assessments

    • @convolutedclarity
      @convolutedclarity 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I agree with the third assessment.

    • @hughjanus4881
      @hughjanus4881 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      KixongGaming No power in the zombie apocalypse, therefore no power tools and no trash thingy he made...
      Get a friend who's into building/owning guns. (Yes you can make a gun without power or power tools.)

    • @weezards1014
      @weezards1014 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hughjanus4881 all he needs is a tool store China being unaffected and money and he is set for the zombie apocalypse

  • @baphomentbeast5479
    @baphomentbeast5479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Man I remember this video like it was yesterday, certified classic and how I managed to find you

  • @doktorplague049.3
    @doktorplague049.3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    You are my favourite weapon channel because weapons and comedy... What else could anyone want?

    • @scare3733
      @scare3733 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hanging themselves?

    • @pmwmvenom4511
      @pmwmvenom4511 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doktor Plague drugs

    • @drumb6261
      @drumb6261 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doktor Plague women

    • @flapcat4681
      @flapcat4681 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Drugs and pussy

    • @grayblackhelm6468
      @grayblackhelm6468 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Doktor Plague Heard of Skallagrim? He does a lot of medieval stuff. And sex jokes! (Lots of penetration videos)

  • @riosanthony97
    @riosanthony97 7 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Make a flamethrower gauntlet. I mean you've made a taser Warhammer and an electric shield. So why not

    • @pwnedbyGir
      @pwnedbyGir 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Anthony Rios both of them were electric though, not saying I don't wanna see a flame gauntlet- that'd be sick! But if anything following the pattern make it taze someone when you hit them 🤷🏻‍♂️cuz the last two were electric

    • @StriiderEclipse
      @StriiderEclipse 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Derekluvswolfz so, it's a flamethrower AND it tastes people. Why not cover it in spikes?

  • @germanschurman
    @germanschurman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Dear ZNA productions, I've watched you for so long and have had so many hours of entertainment from you. You've inspired my to try to make my own things even if it's the most simple thing. I don't have any of your tools so I can't really make the cool stuff u make. I feel as if you don't enjoy building as much as you did back then which i understand. That's just the way I see it, I'm not saying I'm right. But if you're having any problems I just wanna say You're an awesome youtuber and have inspired so many people and given so many people happiness. Thank you :)

  • @ArboristPrime
    @ArboristPrime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ah yes, three years later and this is in my recommended; oh the memories.

  • @WesBorton
    @WesBorton 7 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Tactical bread knife

    • @xatanias
      @xatanias 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tactical Butter knife

    • @SteefHartman
      @SteefHartman 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      for when Speshiul forzus are a bit peckish

    • @quineverts208
      @quineverts208 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      69th like

  • @I.Fumblebee.I
    @I.Fumblebee.I 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I'm glad everything went smoothly and nothing went wrong at all.

    • @SONDADOR
      @SONDADOR 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lil Heinz94 iiiiiiiiijiijijh

    • @SONDADOR
      @SONDADOR 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok

    • @SONDADOR
      @SONDADOR 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ijj has iii

  • @graemegibbons4041
    @graemegibbons4041 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    This is the most wholesome guy on TH-cam

    • @ogpk3
      @ogpk3 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Graeme Gibbons crazy Russian hacker

  • @jollythejackalope
    @jollythejackalope 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine planting a tree because the planet is literally dying, you know - doing a good thing.
    And then this guy comes over with his axe-knife hybrid made out of literal trash in his backyard and undoes it all in one fell swoop

    • @ZNA_Productions
      @ZNA_Productions  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine thinking the planet is dying and you planting a tree does anything.

    • @jollythejackalope
      @jollythejackalope 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The planet dying or not aside, this was supposed to be a #relevant joke. Because of the whole "Let's plant 1 million trees" initiative, tho i guess i could've phrased it better.
      Anyways, what i'm trying to say is: this comment's purpose wasn't to antagonize you in any way (i actually enjoyed the video quite a bit!) Sorry for the misunderstanding :/

  • @blakedeer8524
    @blakedeer8524 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I am not an adolescent, I'm a grown adult and I like you videos no matter the content. Keep it up man!!

    • @devereauxharrison817
      @devereauxharrison817 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Blake Deer I agree as well. I am also an adult and I enjoy everything Eli makes.

    • @FargoFX
      @FargoFX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Blake Deer I am (chronologically) also an adult and this is one of my favorite TH-cam channels.

    • @tombreen8146
      @tombreen8146 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I am also an adult ( with the mind of a 3 year old and the body of a 13 year old

    • @Nosaliz7513
      @Nosaliz7513 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      FargoFX fargo I love ur vids expecially rebar builds

    • @dhruvmarri3703
      @dhruvmarri3703 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nick Hutchinson you shouldn't be saying that on the inter net man

  • @Fulgrim88
    @Fulgrim88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    That forge-chair....thing has got to be the unsafest forge i have ever seen

    • @johnscott3370
      @johnscott3370 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fulgrim88 gotta give him credit for creative resourcfulness. It doesn't scare me much.

    • @Malok03
      @Malok03 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Only problem I see with it is if.... Someone sit down on it.

    • @quadorean
      @quadorean 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i'm fairly confident that saying "unsafest" is more dangerous than the chair.

    • @geryuthetzakandi2769
      @geryuthetzakandi2769 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@quadorean Damn it, I had hoped no one had said anything yet.

  • @willphillips2522
    @willphillips2522 6 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    This guy reminds me of Michael Reeves kinda but in a different area of building things

    • @LastBastion
      @LastBastion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And less swearing

    • @ocloud7389
      @ocloud7389 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      They should colab imagine would they could create

    • @sharcc2511
      @sharcc2511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      *"Building a robot to chuck trash machetes at your head when you fall asleep"*

    • @fisher9413
      @fisher9413 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But like outside

    • @dankzdead
      @dankzdead 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agreed

  • @hakjobtm7472
    @hakjobtm7472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is the most niche fuckin channel but honestly it's really fun to watch

  • @SteveAkaDarktimes
    @SteveAkaDarktimes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    just found your channel, love how everything you do is purest Jank

    • @P12118
      @P12118 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SteveAkaDarktimes junk

    • @jo3m4ma60
      @jo3m4ma60 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      SAME

    • @vilen6751
      @vilen6751 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Grammar

    • @zackerygreen3303
      @zackerygreen3303 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@P12118 pretty sure he's combining junk with dank because it's funny but junk

  • @TheTyphoon365
    @TheTyphoon365 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Bro that chair was lit

  • @zcool120
    @zcool120 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love the forge chair and the fact that your anvil is a railroad track part too. Ingenious.

  • @mr._.mav792
    @mr._.mav792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It's always a fun time rewatching the first video you ever saw of a particular channel

  • @MouthOfTheZouth
    @MouthOfTheZouth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    I'm wheezing *"IF THE BLADE WAS AS EDGY AS THE NAME"* LMAOOOOOOOOOO

    • @ihavnestronks8709
      @ihavnestronks8709 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GoodMagicite :/
      You legit ruined it

    • @ihavnestronks8709
      @ihavnestronks8709 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Caspear
      Thats not the problem
      Then saying 𝘪𝘮 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘨!! 𝘓𝘔𝘈𝘖𝘖𝘖𝘖𝘖𝘖𝘖𝘖 is the part that ruins the joke

    • @shawnm732
      @shawnm732 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Septagrim ay man dont shame him. He can act like a 10 year old pre-pubescent girl if he wants to

  • @JokerSmurf123
    @JokerSmurf123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    I've seen Primitive Technology doing better cutting with 2 rocks.

    • @Azugon
      @Azugon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      none can mess with a guy that seems to be living in the wild!

    • @jhemilae
      @jhemilae 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Come on, not fair. He's been practicing from stone age to bronze age.

    • @succulentravioli954
      @succulentravioli954 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It's cause he's ripped.

    • @buterface3380
      @buterface3380 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fluffy Unicorns

    • @russianmotercycle4619
      @russianmotercycle4619 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You watch him to

  • @tomtomson2110
    @tomtomson2110 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Your thumbnail meme game is strong as fucc boi

    • @Jackal19x
      @Jackal19x 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WATCH YOUR FUCCIN LANGUAGE THIS IS A CHRISTIAN CHANNEL RHEEEEEEEEEE

    • @Sharpless2
      @Sharpless2 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      VAT TEH FVUCC BOIZ

    • @mustardtitsthemurdermaster
      @mustardtitsthemurdermaster 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      CLOSE THAT FROCKING MOUTH BOY

  • @quizcx5138
    @quizcx5138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Eli:It sharpens like a graham cracker
    Some random japanese knife youtuber: Cha Cha Real Smooth

    • @ThePhillyDz
      @ThePhillyDz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg I was thinking the same thing. I mean world's sharpest milk knife and tofu knife has been done