What about when cats start getting old and can't jump as well anymore? My cat tried to jump on my TV some years ago and I had to help him down because he failed the jump and his back legs were stretched out down the screen, but he was gripping one of the hand holds of the old TV for dear life.
Fun fact, the "instruction" for six fingers is actually predominant. The fact that most people have 5 is the weird thing. Source: Aron Ra, one of the earlier episodes in his series about evolution. Well worth watching!
Traditionally evolution just slowly erases genetic traits that don't have any benefit/survival advantage for the species. In the case of six fingers, I'd assume it's because having six fingers on each hand is a bit more energy needed every day with no real benefit, so it's slowly being phased out by evolution.
genuinely took me a few weeks of watching EmKay to realize that the narrators change and that it's in fact NOT just one single person who constantly changes their name
"When your friend said something so dirty you have to do them like the laundry" The guy: what are you doing stepbro? The other guy: I've decided that I don't wanna live
@@CherriXP Birds have super fragile, tiny, needle like bones, that can't handle high impact without fracturing. When they hit head first, their skulls fracture. They also often fracture wings, which is, untreated, a death sentence for them.
Im from Finland and this is how we go to war! We do not belive In furrys we rip there ears Off and but them on us as a reminder... To the rest Who challenge us! >:)
I clicked on this video because it looked familiar. I once had a frog living in my front yard, and a couple weeks later I find him flat as a pancake in the road.
Honestly lexi and Robin are my favorite narrators because lexi is so sweet and cute and she boosts my self esteem every time I watch a video with her in it and Robin is really funny and chaotic :)
"Look, I'm a fan of cheese sauce, but you do not put cheese sauce anywhere." Little did Lexi know that it twas not cheese sauce, but mayonnaise. Nor that this probably happened in Eastern Europe, the most anomalous area in the world where chaos reigns supreme.
My favorite part of Lexi as a commentator is that with the other narrators took forever to say their “intro rhyme” and Lexi said theirs literally the second time they appeared on emkay
Robin: Lawful Evil
Jack: Chaotic Neutral
Lexi: Chaotic Good
Damien would be chaotic good too
@@AnythingButBecky1127 he streams and i think he mainly does ezpz reddit videos
@@LarryDaChicken that’s Zach. Damien has his own channel now called Damien Lee where he also reads Reddit posts.
@@guyshu7821 yea i get them mixed up but regardless those two are pretty much the exact same
Robin saw this comment. Congrats
Lexi: hey sexy im lexi
me: dont do that. dont give me hope
He will do it until u feel good about urself
@@cinnamon4ada7 are you sure? then **she** will do it forever
wow wtf 60 likes
well here's some hope.
@@tatortots2531 hope for what?
Guy: **has balloons in his hair**
Lexi: this one sparks joy-
nice picrew pfp
@@Arctic_and_The_F0X thanks-?
@@eatin.moonlight why are you confused?
I came across that part one second after you said that
The frog: Hippity hoppity, Heaven is now my property.
@Charleston Henry 🧍🏽♀️
Charleston Henry
.-."
Kill me
Ah man. My big bro would say something like that he said this when he plays : hippity hoppity your shield is now my property
Still kill me
1:21 Plot twist: Barney’s show was never real. It was just his hallucination.
*crippling depression has entered the*
1:20*
@@somerandomboltoflightnin9972 *Chat*
@Charleston Henry nah, I’m good
@@karenruble4989 e I'm low on brain cells
Lexi: *sees a cool item*
Lexi's credit card: **SHAKING** (and even smoldering)
I can't help but smile when Lexi says her emkay intro
can you please explain to me why its "her".I am genuinely confused.
@@alexpetre2383 maybe shes trans or this is a mistake in the comment?
Edit: yes shes trans!
@@alexpetre2383 I believe that Lexi identifies as a girl.
@@alexpetre2383 because she is trans
@@alexpetre2383 th-cam.com/users/TheLexikitty she's trans
1:21
"I love booze."
"Booze loves me."
"Holy s*** I have to pee."
"I'm so drunk i'm falling to the floor."
"achcoholic dinosuar..."
Congratulations! You’ve just won 1st place for the Ruining My Childhood in the Most Hilarious Way award!
What do you have to say for yourself?
I laughed for three hours straight at this before
we used to sing this in middle school lololol
This deserves so many more likes. I've never laughed so much from a comment before
@@thewoodpeckers655 I feel great
Lexi: "What up sexy, I'm Lexi!"
Dysphoria: aight imma head out
HOPE
Why is Nagito Komaeda and Bakugo Katsuki in the same AU-
Isn't Nagito supposed to be getting medical help, and isn't Bakugo supposed to be at home-
@@bakugokatsuki5710 hi
I'm gonna pretend this actually works and totally not say I'm a demon 😒
@@lexi8102 hey teddy bear
11:40
"did you do it?"
Cat: Yes
"what did it cost?"
Cat: _getting stuck_
What about when cats start getting old and can't jump as well anymore? My cat tried to jump on my TV some years ago and I had to help him down because he failed the jump and his back legs were stretched out down the screen, but he was gripping one of the hand holds of the old TV for dear life.
@@AntonsVoice I did not need that picture in my head
@@AntonsVoice XD
I love Lexi's num num num num num
"Was it worth it?"
Cat: ....yes.
Fun fact, the "instruction" for six fingers is actually predominant. The fact that most people have 5 is the weird thing. Source: Aron Ra, one of the earlier episodes in his series about evolution. Well worth watching!
Aron Ra is awesome. Apparently when he's at a party or gathering, people see how many times they can set him off on a rant.
Traditionally evolution just slowly erases genetic traits that don't have any benefit/survival advantage for the species. In the case of six fingers, I'd assume it's because having six fingers on each hand is a bit more energy needed every day with no real benefit, so it's slowly being phased out by evolution.
@@sentinel7672 *_Multiple babies are born with only eight fingers_*
"Huh. That's strange."
"What's up sexy, im Lexi!"
My goblin brain: *we need to adopt her n o w*
Hold up
@@hhhrhjkjfjf shit long time no see jesus
hi lexi! i’m dad! 👨
How do you know if Lexi is a female
@@elimar8730 because she has referred to herself with she/her pronouns, and other narrators have called her a she/her
"That better be photoshopped"
Me, knowing exactly who that is: "probably not"
even with a facemask, the ones who know, just know.
Knowing aki it's probably real
I think I've seen the video.
I think I found it cats choose their waifus.
I know the cat girl is from Cat Planet Cuties witch is basically hentai
I’d be lying if I said Lexi’s intro doesn’t shoot up my self confidence every time I hear it
I’d be lying if I said there weren’t any people in my basement! Or if I said people think I’m cool.
I'd be lying if I said you weren't cool.
@@toebeans887 you just lied tho
@@IOSIRIS No. I didn't say that I'm cool, I'm saying you're cool.
@@toebeans887 I’m saying I’m not tho
lexie: sees cool stuff*
lexie: GIVE ME YOUR INTERENTIRE STOCK
INTERENTIRE
YES GIVEZ ME IT!!!!
@@beanman6684 you forgot to say lexie
@@minted_rl ??
He spelled lexi wrong
Me whenever lexi is narroting a video after like 10 videos: The Return of the Queen
hell yah people the return of the queen.
GER IS BROKEN
YESS
Hate to be that guy but isnt the same guy
@@Imwhite70 lexi is a girl and….what
genuinely took me a few weeks of watching EmKay to realize that the narrators change and that it's in fact NOT just one single person who constantly changes their name
Same
LOL ME TOO- I THOUGHT ROBINS VOICE WAS JUST, EVOLVING .
Welcome to the club
I was like what? How does one person change their name and gender?
Do you think you see a friend in public when they look completely different
The way Lexi speaks is basically my brain constantly-
Like- your voice radiates ADHD thought process and i'm vibing so hard with it
What gives people feelings of power:
Money
Status
"What's up sexy, I'm Lexi"
replace the L on Lexi as S and replace the S in sexy as L.
What gives me feelings of power... is boasting about my warcrimes.
@@insertedgycoolname6884 **GIORNO'S THEME STARTS EARRAPING**
@@moofey6900 __intense piano plays__
hi lexi! i’m dad! 👨
"When your friend said something so dirty you have to do them like the laundry"
The guy: what are you doing stepbro?
The other guy: I've decided that I don't wanna live
I'd call them step-gay, because I am half that.
Justin y. impersonator *grabs popcorn*
So want me to put someone in a washing machine for couple minutes and then put them in the dryer for a few minutes?
@Justin Y. impersonator you sick frick
@Charleston Henry Dude...you need help
“Are tricks worth more in Tony hawks pro skater when you’re depressed?” No everything you do while depressed feels worthless
I mean.. your not wrong,
Tony Hawks Underground freak outs give you a bonus combo start. Then again that is a momentary reaction, so I guess it's a mute point.
1:37 When my custom character shows up in a cutscene
@Charleston Henry all men do .... In their pants but for this month we can't touch them
@@raf7711 hmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmm
@@raf7711 mmmmmmmmmmm
@Charleston Henry Have you tried lava
"What's up sexy I'm lexi"
Hey lexi I'm dad
Wat?!
Hi dad I’m cake
Hi cake I'm bacon
Hi cake im dog
@@arif.studios2139 hi bacon I’m cake
Lexi’s big bird impression is spot-on holy sh-
First time seeing this channel and I see and hear my name.... Got very confused
First post: Troll Car
Lexie: "Get the Flamer... the HEAVY Flamer."
Brother, we will need the Salamanders for this heresy.
Nay fetch the sisters of battle.
Russianbadger space marine reference
_TIME FOR MR. TOASTY!_
Plasma canon...
Lexi: What's up sexy I'm Lexi
Me A 12 year old: Thanks, but reconsider
This Intro could have very different Effects based on the location when you play it on a bluetooth box.
@@knarli8408 lol
But.... you can't be on youtube if ur 12
Who am I to say that tho
Your uncle will disagree with that
@@ayaanosaurasrex6582 eVEr hEarD Of yOuTUbe KIds?
The high-pitched 'peep!' at 5:34 made me almost do a spit take with my drink XDDD
3:26 - Lexi: "That's beautiful!"
Me: That isn't a cloud - it's a window imprint
And the bird most likely died
@@petrescuework-difficultcas6581 hol’ up
@@CherriXP Birds have super fragile, tiny, needle like bones, that can't handle high impact without fracturing. When they hit head first, their skulls fracture. They also often fracture wings, which is, untreated, a death sentence for them.
3:10 🎶Hello Darkness My old Friend- I won’t be seeing SHI-**vibrates** again~ 🎶
LMFAO
It's better to leave that without context
I just gonna imagine that someone's singing this and they just vibrate like
*brzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
7:10 is my favorite part, i like how lexi makes cat falling sound
Lexi, never change. And never leave this channel. You have no idea how helpful emkay is as a college freshman in 2020!
Lexi: * does intro *
Me: *my gay sister is back*
Our
Communism is great
Communism is great
Communism is great
My trans sister i back
“I have so many questions and I want *none* of them answered!”
Me on this entire app.
“What’s up sexy, I’m Lexi”
Me: ... OMG it’s Lexi I’m so happy :D
You’re my favorite commenter on this channel :)
*narrator?
@@sun-dried1 he know what he said
I like him too, but sadly he is a transgender.
@@shirleymaemattthews4862 is that bad?
@@shirleymaemattthews4862 why is that bad??
*That Frog is a Frog*
Hmm The floor is made out of floor
😂
@Charleston Henry Are you sure youre not from France?
*THAT FROG IS A DOUBLE AGENT!*
Frög is Frög
I love how jack and robin are so depressed meanwhile
Lexi is so happy and puny
And Damien was chaos
0:41 You can go on the Balconies any time you like
_But you can Never Leave~~~_
Welcome to the hotel ohgodfuckno
Its a lovely place with a weird face
Parkour Experts:
I don't have such weakness.
This deserves a heart
No one:
Quite literally no one:
Not even you who thought of making this meme:
Middle school math problems be like: 7:43
LMFAO
That’s what I was coming here for.
R/uselessNobody
@@spookysunglasses4004 r/foundthemobileuser
@@spidertransrightsarehumanr5433 this is literally a reddit video
Why am i getting maked fun of bcs of mentioning a subreddit in a reddit videoo 😭😂lol
2:33 seriously, has no one seen how a cat in heat acts? They'd be into that. It's nothing short of terrifying.
6:33
LazyPurple when he plays soldier
Ah, a person of culture.
Lexi: **says her introduction**
Me: *confidence 100*
Wait what Lexi is a her
Lexi's "eeeeeee" just yeeted my dysphoria out of a moving bus, and I'm glad to see I'm not the only one with the spending habits!
2:33 Hey I know that girl, she’s Akidearest, and no, it’s not photoshopped, she’s an Anituber
For people looking for sauce:
th-cam.com/video/cU5mlSWoL8E/w-d-xo.html
ANOTHER CULTURED ONE
Ahh men of culture
7:26 a ferret of culture 😏
You can't just comment a backwards meme and expect people to understand it
Me: rrrb og tnemmoc ahah
haha comment go brr
@Charleston Henry no
@Charleston Henry hmmmmmmmmmm
ah he'll be fine SCP-173
Charleston Henry cool
@Charleston Henry what did you do
Me: has depression
Lexi: wats up sexy i'm lexi
Me: gets happy
hi lexi! i’m dad! 👨
"what's up sexy I'm Lexi" makes me happy because her voice sounds so happy
Her?
@@louijensen475 yes
@@milkslice3730 but Lexi voice sounds like a guy voices?
@@louijensen475 well, have you heard about trans people?
@@milkslice3730 oooh i see now, thanks.
2:27
And here we see a wild stingray making its way through a river
"burn it! Time for mister toasty!"
I very much agree with this sentence.
"hello darkness my old friend,I won't be seeing sh*t again" I- yes
Hm, imagine Fuyuhiko saying that instead 🤔
@@juankalangi146 :0
@@juankalangi146 OH MY GOD-
"what's up sexy I'm Lexi" always gives me a smile
The "Be careful of the gays! ꒐ ꅐꄲ꒤꒒꒯ ꀘꋊꄲꅐ" Made me laugh so hard! As a fellow LGBT and homosexual, I love that and, think you are amazing Lexi!
3:52 When the rabbit hole starts speaking Finnish.
So 3:52 is really creepy to me
How do you know what a rabbit is trooper?
Im from Finland and this is how we go to war! We do not belive In furrys we rip there ears Off and but them on us as a reminder... To the rest Who challenge us! >:)
@@onniak5369 Good to see a good soldier amongst us.
There’s no way in heaven hell or this earthly plane of bullshit that’s real
1:04 Oh my god that sound is adorable-
IK!
it really isnt just sounds creepy and im sorry to say it i really am c r i n g e
2:26
Yep, that’s a stingray..
_never thought I’d see one in the wild tho_
The other people in emkay is just Robin in disguise
... wouldn’t that be funny... *hides editing software*
more like damiens
He bearly changed his voice for daimien
That frog is just dead
gone
@@skellaboned never to be seen again
*thanos snapped*
I clicked on this video because it looked familiar. I once had a frog living in my front yard, and a couple weeks later I find him flat as a pancake in the road.
Lexi saying geep in a high pitched voice straight up made my day
I love Lexi's intro, and everytime she says it, I cant help but smile
Same, bro same
No one:
Thumbnail: phrœg went brrrr
That moo should not have killed me the way that it did.
1:04
lexi's happy squeak made me so happy
me: *hears Lexi say north carolina*
also me: O.O
me: mmm yes, the state in which i reside
@@SrslyCitrus good morrow fellow north carolinaekaozkzkzk
@@SrslyCitrus yooo me too
Honestly lexi and Robin are my favorite narrators because lexi is so sweet and cute and she boosts my self esteem every time I watch a video with her in it and Robin is really funny and chaotic :)
1:26 I love beer, beer love me. Holy shit I have to pee. Stumbling in the dance floor. ALCOHOLIC DINOSAUR
Lexi's confidence as a trans hooman give my trans butt confidence
I shall attempt to come out to my dad again when I'm 16! (December 30th. I'm ftm)
Good luck!
YOU CAN DO IT!!!! i hope it goes well when yoj do that (: /pos
Yay! Hope everything goes well for you 💕
I hope it goes well!
I give you my support brother.
I love Lexi, she is so happy and energetic that she automatically brightens my day. So thank you Lexi
filled up the car with BASS
*DOOM Eternal intensifies*
The chance of being killed by a group of frogs is low
But never 0%
"Unnescissarily detailed sky." OML
7:37 welp this photo is from Turkey and we have no halloween here. It's just too hot that some people lose their brains.
Lool
5:32 i love how lexi says "peep"
Imagine encountering a frog with his belly covered in cement and hearing *clap clap clap*
@Charleston Henry You have the best comments-
Anyone wanna give Lexi a TF2 lesson? No, just let her appreciate the potential beating? Okay.
you know trollger?
11:35 i much prefer thinking that he got teleported there and just hasn’t noticed
2:04 just put ketchup on him and now you have ash ketchup!
UWU
@Charleston Henry naw mate just a snack
Gotta eat ‘em all!
No one:
Still no one:
me: **WHAT DID I DO**
If you take a ss, outline me
If you take a ss, outline me
If you take a ss, outline me
If you take a ss, outline me
12:29
“Tis’ but a scratch”
“a scratch?!?! your arm’s off!”
“no it isn’t”
You : "where he go?"
Me : *"Where did he come from,* *where did he go?*
*Where did he come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?"*
2:33
That's akidearest.
XD why am I not surprised that she's on here though
3:24 "That's just cool!" - You do realize that that's a window, where the bird slammed itself in, and left a dusty impression, right?
oh no i forgot that happens when birds smack into windows D: that poor bird...
"Look, I'm a fan of cheese sauce, but you do not put cheese sauce anywhere."
Little did Lexi know that it twas not cheese sauce, but mayonnaise. Nor that this probably happened in Eastern Europe, the most anomalous area in the world where chaos reigns supreme.
5:08 it's the auther of the journals. Stanford Pines!
“Ah yes the gays you have to be careful about them”
Me a lesbian: (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`) 👍
🏳🌈🏳🌈🏳🌈🏳🌈🏳🌈 gays unite!!!
And the fact that Lexi is trans makes it 10x better
She’s also a lesbian
Like me
Me, being a bi, and gender fluid blob: **pride flag waving intensifies**
@@Ollie_the_Possum yes... gays... gays... unite...
“You should not be more of a jackass than a seagull.”
Yeah you relly shuold not be more of a jackass then a seagull. (I'm not saying your a jackass its to all of the antimaskers)
Thumbnail: - *frog gone* -
Title: where he go?
Me: not funny
My brain: *You entered the comedy zone*
5:15
Lexy: I AM BEING QUADRUPLE FLIPPED OFF
me: it’s stanford pines with a long white beard
My favorite part of Lexi as a commentator is that with the other narrators took forever to say their “intro rhyme” and Lexi said theirs literally the second time they appeared on emkay
I am 99% sure this joke has been made before but...
5:08 is the author of the journals.
5:14 : *exists*
Me: Well, I never thought I'd see Stanford with long beard, but here I am.
7:14 the meow is so cute
And then he falls and splatters
@@ucanmcigor9642 oof
Plot twist:
That shopping cart has one wheel thats off
3:58 when you're really depressed in minecraft but you still have to finish the speedrun
6:54 as a Filipino i feel proud of this.
Whenever I hear Lexi say "Hmmmmm" I think of the thinking of the discord thinking emoji
it’s dad time! DJ! i want song require now please songs then now!
9:01
Does that technically count as "car pool"
Wow 👏
Yes. Yes it does
2:36 is from an anime called cat planet cuties
any tips on what site to use to watch?
The photo itself is from a TH-camr trying to see cats reaction to cat girls
@@oatmeal3013 a website called the watch cartoons online .tv
@@oatmeal3013 I would suggest 9anime.ru, just close any tabs that it tries to open whenever you click.
@@Falziron i have an adblocker that should be able to close anything it opens, hopefully
when you said "It better run DOOM" I just got my attention snatched away because I am playing DOOM Eternal and it is amazing.
RIP AND TEAR
8:35 i think this is a war crime so i am going to tell the Geneva Convention about this
1:08
Josuke used crazy diamond on banana bread
I love when Lexi narrates 😍