Is there a prize for the world's most positive vibe spreading musician? The Kiffness is one of the best candidates! Cheers, mate, and thanks for all your kiff work!
I am a preschool music teacher, and these videos are the perfect calm down activities for the end of class. I work with first graders in the afternoons at an after school care program, and they BEG me to watch these. Our fave is One Pound Fish lol. The Kiffness is my favorite musical discovery this year, by far
I was posting that this song needs to be taught to school children when I realized I should check the comments first as it seemed so obvious. I'm glad I did!. Props to you teach!
Definitely one of my favourites: 1) nice song 2) the Jamaican man sings, dances and teaches humanity at the same time 3) funny mix with cats frightened by cucumbers 4) final tutorial on how to make the trumcumba. What else can we ask for?!?.. XD
Not only singing about "cucumba", it's an all in one health program with great music and voices, information about a beloved vegetable, rhythm in its best way, cats, and instructions for how to make a "trumcumba"... My day is saved by just this all in one thing, love it❣️❣️❣️❣️
Kiffness you are a genius! We love your music! Your tunes are stuck in my mind day and night! You are going to triumph even further. Thank you for making us laugh and bringing so much fun into our lives. Clean fun! So lovely
This is my jam now. I needed this today. Kiffness, I dont know if you know your doing God's work. When I have a bad day I watch one of your videos and I am always uplifted. I have a medically dependent child who needs me and so it really matters... Love ya man
Yes, because what music really is, it's nature in the purest form. And also it proves that all the bullshit mainstream "music" is nothing less than evil brainwashing and indoctrination. Music is life, nature, fun, not nudity, porn, mediocrity like the media promotes.
You are a very talented guy, not only write earworm tunes (still can't get that bloody rat song out of my head) but you put smiles on peoples faces, and that is a gift not many have.
@@deborahsoule9698 We have a singer in the UK by the name of John Shuttlesworth (real name Graham Fellows) who has a song "Can't go back to savory now" another earworm song I just can't shift..this old rocker is starting to need therapy :)
Ruined the whole song. I was dancin'/vibin'/burnin' hella calories. Then froze at the record scratch moment. The rage UN-burned the calories AND took off an extra 50hp. Heard of xxxx-blocked? Well I got vibe-deprived! HARRRRRRRRUMPH! The worst part? It'll probably still get stuck in my head. All his remixes do. >_
Not only the CUCUMBA is a healthy choice but when it comes in Dave's hands, it can turn into a toot. You toot well Dave in your tunes. Also you make us learn another use of the CUCUMBA. It sounds fancy to call a cucumber. Macka B's performance is hypnotic.
Not only the CUCUMBA is a healthy choice, in Dave's hands it gets it's own voice You tought well Dave in your tunes Also you can make us learn anotha use It sounds fancy to call it a CUCUMBA So Macka B's performance attracts viewers in a numba Oh CUCUMBA
@@karevn Beautifully put all in this poetic expression. Enjoyed ! You are creative. Let us share with you and others with FUN Pets Canada's recreation (of visuals) The KIFFNESS & MACKA B, " Cucumba" here th-cam.com/video/p5HtrcjvwU0/w-d-xo.html
I am hypnotized by this medicine miracle. Imma buy some cucumba every time I am at the store. And I'm feeling every monday will be funday with Macka B's wisdom. Makes me wonder what more other than toot we can make out of this wonderful cucumba. (hope DJ K gets his patent) 🙏💚
I have forwarded his videos to so many people. I hope you have millions more followers and make millions from this for making so many of us happy with these videos
@@viktorvasylyshyn7757 зайдите на канал kniffess. Там.. Все там)) Не агитирую, просто круто) и да мышь и крыска разное, но смысл один)) Вероника гармоника
I’m 45 min into exploring this channel and I’ve created a YT playlist and downloaded his songs on Amazon music! 😂🤣🥰 Some of the best music I’ve heard in a long time!
Блин это одно из наилучших открытий в этом и предыдущем кашачий альбом уже скачал и щас все остальное ввиде музыки и видео, чтоб на речке с палатками чилить потом по полной, киффнесс это просто🤗🤗🤩🤩😺😺😼😾🙏🙏🙏🙏👏👏👏👏👏🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Easily your best to date... What a fusion and I love the double easter eggs with the cucumba cats and the trumcumba is pure genius. I dunno how you're gonna top this 💓
Listen lads. This is inspirational,educational and sensational. You pair need to get together. Thanks so much for posting. My whole family love it. Everyone at work loves it. From a 58yr bloke in Leicester. Fantastic.
This song keeps playing back in my head over over and Cucumba cannot get out of my head, it draws a smile on my face every time it plays back in my mind , Cucumba forevaaa
Thanks again, you've enlightened my day (and ruined my sleep tonight because I had the song in my head the whole night). The right hand movement from the singer is insanely addictive. I'm doing doing it all the time right now (also saying CUCUMBA to all my friends that think I'm gone mad :D)
This song? Total and complete brilliance. The video allowing us to see these two amazing musicians in action? Total and complete brilliance. Adding in the cats reactions? Phenomenally hilarious!!! I have not laughed so hard since I don't know when!! And I'm a cat LOVER. OH. MY. GOD. Thanks, Kiff 💜 Gets me every time I watch.
Eat it in the mornin, eat it with spice, slice it down thinly it always tastes nice. Cucumber for ya drinks, cucumber for ya salad, mix it in a song and turn into a ballad. CUCUMBAAA
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100% Music
100% Creative
100% Education
95% Water
😂
😂🤣😂🤣 “95% water”
You win 👏 🔥 🎉
5% cucumba
A r
🤣
0% drugs
0% violence
0% negativity
100% cucumba 💃🥒
😂😂😂
😂💃👍
😂😂😂
Just do NOT take off “cu” and “ba”
😂
The Jamaican accent is so lyrical by itself. Every conversation sounds like a song.
If you could make many complete songs with Death's dialogues in the grim adventures of billy and manddy
Is there a prize for the world's most positive vibe spreading musician? The Kiffness is one of the best candidates! Cheers, mate, and thanks for all your kiff work!
Agree 💯
Yea, lets not forget about Macka B though, talk about positivity.
@@JayJay-qu5oo ya, he's a coolcumba collaborator
There is no prize because there would be no contest! 😁
For sure! 🙌🏽🙏🏽🎶🕺🏽💃🏽🥒😎
Here’s a remix! 🪘 🇯🇲🇿🇦🇧🇷🇮🇷🇺🇸
th-cam.com/video/3H2JEpEOR3M/w-d-xo.html
I am a preschool music teacher, and these videos are the perfect calm down activities for the end of class. I work with first graders in the afternoons at an after school care program, and they BEG me to watch these. Our fave is One Pound Fish lol. The Kiffness is my favorite musical discovery this year, by far
We want you as education minister. You ROCK 😊
Okay best teacher of the year award right here
уважаю вашу профессию и сочувствую вам одновременно. Эт наверно проще иногда шахтёром руду вкалывать, добывать, чем молодняк воспитывать.
I was posting that this song needs to be taught to school children when I realized I should check the comments first as it seemed so obvious. I'm glad I did!. Props to you teach!
@@mountainmover777 Вы хороший человек! Но боюсь, не справлюсь, посиму пусть останусь простым слесарем, сантехником,сварщиком...)
I think it's the best cucumber song ever. 👍
And we all know the competition is stiff.
@@itzakpoelzig330 Cucumber genre is indeed quite saturated nowadays
The fact he played the coocoomba is amazing. This is the collaboration I’ve been needing 😂🎶🎵🎧
Kiff has transcended the limits of music.
YES!!♥
He has become music.
♪♪♥
He transcend into the music of limits.
music didnt have any limits
Definitely one of my favourites:
1) nice song
2) the Jamaican man sings, dances and teaches humanity at the same time
3) funny mix with cats frightened by cucumbers
4) final tutorial on how to make the trumcumba.
What else can we ask for?!?.. XD
Cucumba
Thought the trumpet was a bong at first
@@mochimochi7669my stoned ass thought so too
Trumcumba 😂
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!! Well said bro ahahhaahahhaahahahahahah totally with you!
How can one song be so uplifting, inspiring, relaxing and educational--all at the same time? Amazing!
It all comes down to one word: talent.
Download it and convert it to audio
Top stuff!
And... about cucumba, too! Ahah, congrats to The Kiffness and yes: pure talent here.
Because of cucumba
Thank God there are people like you in this world.🙏😂😂☺️
My wife, my grandson, my cat, and The Kiffness. These are the people who make me smile 😊
Not only singing about "cucumba", it's an all in one health program with great music and voices, information about a beloved vegetable, rhythm in its best way, cats, and instructions for how to make a "trumcumba"... My day is saved by just this all in one thing, love it❣️❣️❣️❣️
Everytime I see a cucumber now, I will have that tune going around my head. Is there anything you can't make a song out of? Absolutely brilliant.
lol me too
Ill be eating them now .
Let it stay
then check out Macka B's channel, he raps about a lot of healthy fruits & vegetables :)
grate, but he can not make music with this :-) th-cam.com/video/dzBsHW4ARCA/w-d-xo.html
Kiffness you are a genius! We love your music! Your tunes are stuck in my mind day and night! You are going to triumph even further. Thank you for making us laugh and bringing so much fun into our lives. Clean fun! So lovely
BOY! if they don't play this at my funeral i aint dyin.
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
😹😹😹
😃😃😃
I swear....
You are the only one who understands how to use the internet.
Un des seuls🧠Pas d'exagération tout de même 🙏🏾
@@malorcelineserge2910 no idea what that means. But cool beans
@lordpenguin1860 it means "one of the only ones, no exaggeration though.
@lordpenguin1860 it means "one of the only ones, no exaggeration though.
@@thebusinessstrategistbw816 thanks mate
This is my jam now. I needed this today. Kiffness, I dont know if you know your doing God's work. When I have a bad day I watch one of your videos and I am always uplifted. I have a medically dependent child who needs me and so it really matters... Love ya man
one thing i've learned about the jamaicans... they never fail to make good vibe music
Macka B is exceptional musician and rasta teacher for 4 decades. Check his music.
If it’s one thing Kiffness proves, music comes from everything around us. All it takes is to find the right vibrations.
Yes, because what music really is, it's nature in the purest form.
And also it proves that all the bullshit mainstream "music" is nothing less than evil brainwashing and indoctrination.
Music is life, nature, fun, not nudity, porn, mediocrity like the media promotes.
This is an actual Macka b song though.
From animals to people to fruit, The Kiffness makes all things musical. It also helps when you have a cool Jamaican setting the groove...
How awesome would it be to have a concert with all these artists! I’d pay a handsome price for that! ❤
Bro, for real. Proceeds to charity
Yes! Both!😂 Take my 💰 😂
Absolutely!
You are a very talented guy, not only write earworm tunes (still can't get that bloody rat song out of my head) but you put smiles on peoples faces, and that is a gift not many have.
The good girl, Veronica! :-D
I personally have been tormented by "Big Billy". Hilarious, but maddening!
@@ComfyDents Thats the one......
@@deborahsoule9698 We have a singer in the UK by the name of John Shuttlesworth (real name Graham Fellows) who has a song "Can't go back to savory now" another earworm song I just can't shift..this old rocker is starting to need therapy :)
If you're alone and you need a rat
Agreed. This IS the best Cucumba song ever made. Hands down.
Valeu!
This video has everything: wicked beats, dietary advice, craft, cats...
This is the high point of the internet right here folks.
No matter what medium, meme, instrument or sound you use, you make us ALL happy, Kiff! Thank you so much for the all too rare good and happy vibes!
No he didn't just make an instrument out of the vegetable he was singing about!!!!!! This man can do everything!!!!❤❤❤😅
He is from the country that gave the world the Vuvuzela, so there is that
The winners need to surrender their grammy to this guy.
Keep spreading love kiffness ❤️❤️
Woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. A little dose of Kiffness and a cup of coffee got me right real quick. Good stuff,mate.
How did you stick to the under side of the bed?
@@jaygopinath1694 hard liquor and mushrooms can get a man in some awful strange predicaments. Or getting married...
You are a genious, Mr. Kiffness. All my admiration to you. Thanks for making our lives better with your songs,
Never thought I'd be jamming out to a song about a cucumber while putting on make up for the day 🤣 thanks Kiff!
You don't need make-up, just cucumber
@@SuperG3cko 🤣 well that's what I ended up doing...I left the make up behind and danced out of the house with cucumber slices stuck to my cheeks
I’ve never been so happy to stumble across someone, as I am with the kiffness. You make me so happy!
This guy is amazing.
Duuuude, we already lost the count for the hits you make. You really are a God of the Hits maker. Perfect. 💯🔥
Дружище, Киффнес! Спасибо тебе большое!
Такая простая, незамысловатая мелодия, но сколько в ней спокойного веселья, доброты и позитива!
Спасибо, друг!
The cat montage is just such a cherry on top of this brilliance.
Especially with every cat jump being in time.
👍🤣
The Cucumba on top of this brilliance*
Ruined the whole song. I was dancin'/vibin'/burnin' hella calories. Then froze at the record scratch moment. The rage UN-burned the calories AND took off an extra 50hp.
Heard of xxxx-blocked? Well I got vibe-deprived!
HARRRRRRRRUMPH!
The worst part? It'll probably still get stuck in my head.
All his remixes do. >_
@@qataripekarsky come back is time for a cucumba salad lol
Уже который раз ставлю лайк даже не послушав и после прослушивания не разу не пожалел
Пожалуйста, перестаньте голосовать за Путина. Мы любим вас всех! ☮
@@amedeomodigliani3497 Я не голосую за него!
@@amedeomodigliani3497 А вам что Путин жить мешает? )) Если любите всех значит и Путина тоже любите )
Нас рать на политику,слушаем кукумбу)))
@@amedeomodigliani3497 Take a cucumba and Put-in
Epic! Greetings from Poland 🇵🇱🇵🇱!
After listening to this, I'm now constantly telling myself "give your body good things, don't be a traitah." Great message!
I was already a huge Macka B fan. Didn’t think it could get any better and now this collab with my other fave ❤🤯
This is the best duet we didn't know we needed love It
The Kiffness man you cheer me up and make my day 😊
Patrick: "Is cucumber an instrument?"
Squidward: "No, Patrick. Cucumber is not an instrument."
The Kiffness: "Hold my beer"
подержи пиво, ща сделаем;) У нас так же иногда под градусом бывает) только иногда через жопу\
🤣
„Is Cucumber with Mayonnaise an instrument?“
Mr. Crab: who steal my cucumber from crabby patty?!?!?! Aaarrrrgggghhhhhhh
take my upvote.
1:13 hits different. Suddenly feel like I’m on holiday soaking in the sun on a white sandy beach 😂 🏖
I feel a cruise ship vibe myself 🛳 🚢
The one and only Macka B is a reggae GIANT! A musical peace messenger and rasta teacher for several decades. Check his music.
😅 супер! 👍🏻 Слушаем всей семьей песни за ужином, у каждого своя любимая 😅 Спасибо!
посмотрите и мой)
У меня кошки любят слушать песню про влажного Билли
This may be your best remix to date. Got this on repeat, singing 'cucumba' out loud!
You're as awesome as that cucumba!!!❤😊❤😊 love this!
Holy moly, this is amazing. I already loved the Cucumber song by Macka B, now your version is something I would legit put on my playlist. Magic.
My friend you are a musical entertainment genius and you deserve every success that is coming to you in the near future.
This is excellent music.
I imagine it would be a good way to teach kids about eating healthy foods, one song per vegetable.
Where are all my Jamaicans.. I love your music. The fact that you did this made it even better
Right here
Not only the CUCUMBA is a healthy choice but when it comes in Dave's hands, it can turn into a toot. You toot well Dave in your tunes. Also you make us learn another use of the CUCUMBA. It sounds fancy to call a cucumber. Macka B's performance is hypnotic.
😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏
Not only the CUCUMBA is a healthy choice,
in Dave's hands it gets it's own voice
You tought well Dave in your tunes
Also you can make us learn anotha use
It sounds fancy to call it a CUCUMBA
So Macka B's performance attracts viewers in a numba
Oh CUCUMBA
@@karevn Beautifully put all in this poetic expression. Enjoyed ! You are creative. Let us share with you and others with FUN Pets Canada's recreation (of visuals) The KIFFNESS & MACKA B, " Cucumba" here th-cam.com/video/p5HtrcjvwU0/w-d-xo.html
I am hypnotized by this medicine miracle.
Imma buy some cucumba every time I am at the store.
And I'm feeling every monday will be funday with Macka B's wisdom.
Makes me wonder what more other than toot we can make out of this wonderful cucumba.
(hope DJ K gets his patent)
🙏💚
Been loving MackaB since the 80ies, seen him live once in Frankfurt/Germany. A real gentleman with manners. Great collab!🤟
RESPECT TO THIS MAN RASTA ON BEHALF OF THE JAMAICAN PEOPLE BLESSED LOVE MY BROTHER
ООООоооооо ДДДааааа, Огуречный Регги - то чего как раз не хватало!!!! СУПЕР
Скорее Огуречный Рэп
с котиками лучше было
кукумба!
@@aleks.na.vse.100
Котики присутствуют в качестве гимнастов-акробатов! 💗🥒🐈🥰
Ребзя, у меня телефон сам стал перевод иностранных комментаторов предлагать!
Офигеть, теперь можно всем со всеми переписываться!
Спасибо Гугл!
Classic 🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂
And you made my day, again. Mr. Kiffness, you are a true artist.
Giving me that Jamaican Royksopp vibe we need to go into the weekend.
This is a fun channel, lots fun! This is my first time to laugh out loud on a contributor on youtube. Happy New Year!
Unique. Thank you kiffness for your eccentric wonderful music!😂❤
Loving the music mate. Something positive in these trying times!
I have forwarded his videos to so many people. I hope you have millions more followers and make millions from this for making so many of us happy with these videos
Kiffness channel is actually the best thing that happened to me this year. ☺️ Never fails to lighten my mood. ❤️
Блин, он играет на котах, мышах, огурцах,... !!!!
Спасибо за позитив как всегда
На собаках и людях)))
Не забывайте о крыске))) Он и на ней играет))
@@ГульнараБарановская там была ещё рыба за фунт)))
Что ни возьми - пацан гениален..
а где можно посмотреть как он играет на мышах? он им тоже лейку куда-то засовывает? xD
@@viktorvasylyshyn7757 зайдите на канал kniffess. Там.. Все там))
Не агитирую, просто круто)
и да мышь и крыска разное, но смысл один)) Вероника гармоника
My daughter like 2much ^^ this kukumba song!!! thank you mi bredah!!! Ine luv! 😂😂❤❤
I’m 45 min into exploring this channel and I’ve created a YT playlist and downloaded his songs on Amazon music! 😂🤣🥰
Some of the best music I’ve heard in a long time!
Can you share the playlist ? want to listen while driving! (truck driver)
You have officially become my favorite artist.
Hello from Canada 🇨🇦
Man, you are such a joy!
Все, что ты делаешь - это настолько круто, что стоит послушать один любой трэк - становится весело и настроение улетает на HIGH LVL
Блин это одно из наилучших открытий в этом и предыдущем кашачий альбом уже скачал и щас все остальное ввиде музыки и видео, чтоб на речке с палатками чилить потом по полной, киффнесс это просто🤗🤗🤩🤩😺😺😼😾🙏🙏🙏🙏👏👏👏👏👏🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@Alex858006 Я капец на него подсела. Что ни видео - то позитив и в голове музыка еще долго играет =))
Go fight !!!
Мне повезло, я только сегодня открыл это музыкальное чудо.
И , да ....
Вы все правы на 100
Easily your best to date... What a fusion and I love the double easter eggs with the cucumba cats and the trumcumba is pure genius. I dunno how you're gonna top this 💓
Это шедевр! На работе вснх заразил этим треком за пару минут! 😁 CUCUMBA BEST OF THE BEST!
This song is so refreshing to listen to, it instantly revitalised my soul 😃
Never stop Kiff, all u doing is great!
Listen lads. This is inspirational,educational and sensational. You pair need to get together. Thanks so much for posting. My whole family love it. Everyone at work loves it. From a 58yr bloke in Leicester. Fantastic.
And again, another masterpiece. ❤️
This song keeps playing back in my head over over and Cucumba cannot get out of my head, it draws a smile on my face every time it plays back in my mind , Cucumba forevaaa
You are making me so happy. 🎉
Thanks again, you've enlightened my day (and ruined my sleep tonight because I had the song in my head the whole night). The right hand movement from the singer is insanely addictive. I'm doing doing it all the time right now (also saying CUCUMBA to all my friends that think I'm gone mad :D)
Music, healthy advice funny cat videos and a tutorial for a brand new instrument...
That is The Kiffness!!
☝️😼
We are living in an era where anybody can create music with kiffness' kindness
He even timed the saying of "cucumba" to the reactions of the cats in the video. Truly brilliant!
"CUCUMBA!"
That's all I need to remember. 😆
Насколько же разнообразный и всегда весёлый и жизнерадостный контент) бесконечно вдохновляюсь!!! Шикарно!!!
I love Cucumbas and i love the song you made! very high creativity given from the most high
I listened to this for fun once. I am addicted now, I am listening every morning.
Hi from Russia! Don't stop man! You are the best!
My kids and I dance to this every week. It's the bomb.
This song? Total and complete brilliance. The video allowing us to see these two amazing musicians in action? Total and complete brilliance. Adding in the cats reactions? Phenomenally hilarious!!! I have not laughed so hard since I don't know when!! And I'm a cat LOVER. OH. MY. GOD. Thanks, Kiff 💜 Gets me every time I watch.
I just love how gifted and diverse the kifness is
hes the best
Кифф продолжает радовать крутым музоном! Я отдельным альбомом эти песни слушаю 😎
Кукумба 🎺🎺🎺
Энджойкин на пенсии, так хоть Кифф спасает. Кукумба- огурец! Лол!
@@kOlesy4 100%😁
Кукумба рулит, Кифф большой молодец))) тоже которемиксы на прослушке постоянно 🙂👍
Русских много круто
Есть полный перевод?)
Огуречный РЭП - это огонь! :)
Лучшая ода огурцам за всю историю человечества.🤗
True story!
Thanks for sharing the love brother(s)!
🥒 Great hydration
Cucumba!
You know what you get for a fraction of the price? Energy Drink, Full of electrolites
Eat it in the mornin, eat it with spice, slice it down thinly it always tastes nice. Cucumber for ya drinks, cucumber for ya salad, mix it in a song and turn into a ballad. CUCUMBAAA
Cucumba !!
Btw I’m on my dads phone
@@Lily-Slytherin- but nobody asked (joke)
Everything just sounds so much doper with a Jamaican accent!
Most music out there are explicit these days. I thank you for this child safe and educative music for listening with my daughter
Man, your music is bringing the world together!
Не объединяет, а распространяет
This song is so so sick..absolutely love it! His flow style is so good
Bro these are all soooo good
I’ve already watched like 10 and their all bangers
This world needs more of this! God bless you Kiffness for sharing your talents.