Macka B X The Kiffness - Cucumba (Cucumber Rap) [Live Looping Remix]
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Lyrics:
Cucumba, Cucumba
Vitamins, minerals very high number
Silica, hair & nails get longer
Other vitamins make your bones dem stronger
Anti-wrinkle make you look younger
Cucumba, Cucumba
95% water, kidney cleanser, great hydrater
Detox, fibre, good regulator
Give your body good things, don’t be a traitor
Get the cucumba cut it in a slice
Put it in a jug of water overnight
You know what you get for a fraction of the price?
Energy drink full of electrolytes
Cucumba, Cucumba
Raw in salad is one of the use
Or, as a base for your vegetable juice
Another surprise, put a slice on your eyes
Take away the dryness revitalize
Oh yes! One thing I have left
Cucumba can also help with bad breath
Wash away the bacteria that cause the odour
Cucumba water instead of soda
Cucumba, Cucumba
Disclaimer:
The information contained in these topics is not intended nor implied to be a substitute for professional medical advice, it is provided for educational purposes only.
Always seek the advice of your physician or other qualified healthcare provider before starting any new treatment or discontinuing an existing treatment.
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The Jamaican accent is so lyrical by itself. Every conversation sounds like a song.
If you could make many complete songs with Death's dialogues in the grim adventures of billy and manddy
0% drugs
0% violence
0% negativity
100% cucumba 💃🥒
😂😂😂
😂💃👍
😂😂😂
Just do NOT take off “cu” and “ba”
😂
100% Music
100% Creative
100% Education
95% Water
😂
😂🤣😂🤣 “95% water”
You win 👏 🔥 🎉
5% cucumba
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I am a preschool music teacher, and these videos are the perfect calm down activities for the end of class. I work with first graders in the afternoons at an after school care program, and they BEG me to watch these. Our fave is One Pound Fish lol. The Kiffness is my favorite musical discovery this year, by far
We want you as education minister. You ROCK 😊
Okay best teacher of the year award right here
уважаю вашу профессию и сочувствую вам одновременно. Эт наверно проще иногда шахтёром руду вкалывать, добывать, чем молодняк воспитывать.
I was posting that this song needs to be taught to school children when I realized I should check the comments first as it seemed so obvious. I'm glad I did!. Props to you teach!
@@mountainmover777 Вы хороший человек! Но боюсь, не справлюсь, посиму пусть останусь простым слесарем, сантехником,сварщиком...)
Is there a prize for the world's most positive vibe spreading musician? The Kiffness is one of the best candidates! Cheers, mate, and thanks for all your kiff work!
Agree 💯
Yea, lets not forget about Macka B though, talk about positivity.
@@JayJay-qu5oo ya, he's a coolcumba collaborator
There is no prize because there would be no contest! 😁
For sure! 🙌🏽🙏🏽🎶🕺🏽💃🏽🥒😎
Here’s a remix! 🪘 🇯🇲🇿🇦🇧🇷🇮🇷🇺🇸
th-cam.com/video/3H2JEpEOR3M/w-d-xo.html
I think it's the best cucumber song ever. 👍
And we all know the competition is stiff.
@@itzakpoelzig330 Cucumber genre is indeed quite saturated nowadays
Kiff has transcended the limits of music.
YES!!♥
He has become music.
♪♪♥
He transcend into the music of limits.
music didnt have any limits
Definitely one of my favourites:
1) nice song
2) the Jamaican man sings, dances and teaches humanity at the same time
3) funny mix with cats frightened by cucumbers
4) final tutorial on how to make the trumcumba.
What else can we ask for?!?.. XD
Cucumba
Thought the trumpet was a bong at first
@@mochimochi7669my stoned ass thought so too
Trumcumba 😂
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!! Well said bro ahahhaahahhaahahahahahah totally with you!
The fact he played the coocoomba is amazing. This is the collaboration I’ve been needing 😂🎶🎵🎧
I swear....
You are the only one who understands how to use the internet.
Un des seuls🧠Pas d'exagération tout de même 🙏🏾
@@malorcelineserge2910 no idea what that means. But cool beans
Not only singing about "cucumba", it's an all in one health program with great music and voices, information about a beloved vegetable, rhythm in its best way, cats, and instructions for how to make a "trumcumba"... My day is saved by just this all in one thing, love it❣️❣️❣️❣️
BOY! if they don't play this at my funeral i aint dyin.
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
How can one song be so uplifting, inspiring, relaxing and educational--all at the same time? Amazing!
It all comes down to one word: talent.
Download it and convert it to audio
Top stuff!
And... about cucumba, too! Ahah, congrats to The Kiffness and yes: pure talent here.
Because of cucumba
Everytime I see a cucumber now, I will have that tune going around my head. Is there anything you can't make a song out of? Absolutely brilliant.
lol me too
Ill be eating them now .
Let it stay
then check out Macka B's channel, he raps about a lot of healthy fruits & vegetables :)
grate, but he can not make music with this :-) th-cam.com/video/dzBsHW4ARCA/w-d-xo.html
Thank God there are people like you in this world.🙏😂😂☺️
From animals to people to fruit, The Kiffness makes all things musical. It also helps when you have a cool Jamaican setting the groove...
If it’s one thing Kiffness proves, music comes from everything around us. All it takes is to find the right vibrations.
Yes, because what music really is, it's nature in the purest form.
And also it proves that all the bullshit mainstream "music" is nothing less than evil brainwashing and indoctrination.
Music is life, nature, fun, not nudity, porn, mediocrity like the media promotes.
This is an actual Macka b song though.
No he didn't just make an instrument out of the vegetable he was singing about!!!!!! This man can do everything!!!!❤❤❤😅
He is from the country that gave the world the Vuvuzela, so there is that
Patrick: "Is cucumber an instrument?"
Squidward: "No, Patrick. Cucumber is not an instrument."
The Kiffness: "Hold my beer"
подержи пиво, ща сделаем;) У нас так же иногда под градусом бывает) только иногда через жопу\
🤣
„Is Cucumber with Mayonnaise an instrument?“
Mr. Crab: who steal my cucumber from crabby patty?!?!?! Aaarrrrgggghhhhhhh
take my upvote.
one thing i've learned about the jamaicans... they never fail to make good vibe music
Kiffness you are a genius! We love your music! Your tunes are stuck in my mind day and night! You are going to triumph even further. Thank you for making us laugh and bringing so much fun into our lives. Clean fun! So lovely
This video has everything: wicked beats, dietary advice, craft, cats...
This is the high point of the internet right here folks.
Уже который раз ставлю лайк даже не послушав и после прослушивания не разу не пожалел
Пожалуйста, перестаньте голосовать за Путина. Мы любим вас всех! ☮
@@amedeomodigliani3497 Я не голосую за него!
@@amedeomodigliani3497 А вам что Путин жить мешает? )) Если любите всех значит и Путина тоже любите )
Нас рать на политику,слушаем кукумбу)))
@@amedeomodigliani3497 Take a cucumba and Put-in
How awesome would it be to have a concert with all these artists! I’d pay a handsome price for that! ❤
Bro, for real. Proceeds to charity
Yes! Both!😂 Take my 💰 😂
Absolutely!
The winners need to surrender their grammy to this guy.
Keep spreading love kiffness ❤️❤️
Never thought I'd be jamming out to a song about a cucumber while putting on make up for the day 🤣 thanks Kiff!
You don't need make-up, just cucumber
@@SuperG3cko 🤣 well that's what I ended up doing...I left the make up behind and danced out of the house with cucumber slices stuck to my cheeks
This is my jam now. I needed this today. Kiffness, I dont know if you know your doing God's work. When I have a bad day I watch one of your videos and I am always uplifted. I have a medically dependent child who needs me and so it really matters... Love ya man
1:13 hits different. Suddenly feel like I’m on holiday soaking in the sun on a white sandy beach 😂 🏖
I feel a cruise ship vibe myself 🛳 🚢
Agreed. This IS the best Cucumba song ever made. Hands down.
The cat montage is just such a cherry on top of this brilliance.
Especially with every cat jump being in time.
👍🤣
The Cucumba on top of this brilliance*
Ruined the whole song. I was dancin'/vibin'/burnin' hella calories. Then froze at the record scratch moment. The rage UN-burned the calories AND took off an extra 50hp.
Heard of xxxx-blocked? Well I got vibe-deprived!
HARRRRRRRRUMPH!
The worst part? It'll probably still get stuck in my head.
All his remixes do. >_
@@qataripekarsky come back is time for a cucumba salad lol
You are a very talented guy, not only write earworm tunes (still can't get that bloody rat song out of my head) but you put smiles on peoples faces, and that is a gift not many have.
The good girl, Veronica! :-D
I personally have been tormented by "Big Billy". Hilarious, but maddening!
@@ComfyDents Thats the one......
@@deborahsoule9698 We have a singer in the UK by the name of John Shuttlesworth (real name Graham Fellows) who has a song "Can't go back to savory now" another earworm song I just can't shift..this old rocker is starting to need therapy :)
If you're alone and you need a rat
Огуречный РЭП - это огонь! :)
Лучшая ода огурцам за всю историю человечества.🤗
After listening to this, I'm now constantly telling myself "give your body good things, don't be a traitah." Great message!
Дружище, Киффнес! Спасибо тебе большое!
Такая простая, незамысловатая мелодия, но сколько в ней спокойного веселья, доброты и позитива!
Спасибо, друг!
*Кифнес - феномен!!!!*
Согласен! Мегакрутой музыкант!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Это шедевр! На работе вснх заразил этим треком за пару минут! 😁 CUCUMBA BEST OF THE BEST!
No matter what medium, meme, instrument or sound you use, you make us ALL happy, Kiff! Thank you so much for the all too rare good and happy vibes!
I’ve never been so happy to stumble across someone, as I am with the kiffness. You make me so happy!
Как послушал, уже третий день в голове КУКУМБА 🤣🤣🤣
Epic! Greetings from Poland 🇵🇱🇵🇱!
😅 супер! 👍🏻 Слушаем всей семьей песни за ужином, у каждого своя любимая 😅 Спасибо!
посмотрите и мой)
У меня кошки любят слушать песню про влажного Билли
This is excellent music.
I imagine it would be a good way to teach kids about eating healthy foods, one song per vegetable.
"What did you do today?"
"I played some music."
"Oh yeah, what instrument do you play?"
"The cucumber."
"..."
😄😄
Lmao 🤣😂
🤣😂🤣🤣✨
Not cucumber - cucumba😁
😂😂😂
🥒 Great hydration
Cucumba!
You know what you get for a fraction of the price? Energy Drink, Full of electrolites
Eat it in the mornin, eat it with spice, slice it down thinly it always tastes nice. Cucumber for ya drinks, cucumber for ya salad, mix it in a song and turn into a ballad. CUCUMBAAA
Cucumba !!
Btw I’m on my dads phone
@@Lily-Slytherin- but nobody asked (joke)
RESPECT TO THIS MAN RASTA ON BEHALF OF THE JAMAICAN PEOPLE BLESSED LOVE MY BROTHER
He even timed the saying of "cucumba" to the reactions of the cats in the video. Truly brilliant!
"CUCUMBA!"
That's all I need to remember. 😆
Not only the CUCUMBA is a healthy choice but when it comes in Dave's hands, it can turn into a toot. You toot well Dave in your tunes. Also you make us learn another use of the CUCUMBA. It sounds fancy to call a cucumber. Macka B's performance is hypnotic.
😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏
Not only the CUCUMBA is a healthy choice,
in Dave's hands it gets it's own voice
You tought well Dave in your tunes
Also you can make us learn anotha use
It sounds fancy to call it a CUCUMBA
So Macka B's performance attracts viewers in a numba
Oh CUCUMBA
@@karevn Beautifully put all in this poetic expression. Enjoyed ! You are creative. Let us share with you and others with FUN Pets Canada's recreation (of visuals) The KIFFNESS & MACKA B, " Cucumba" here th-cam.com/video/p5HtrcjvwU0/w-d-xo.html
I am hypnotized by this medicine miracle.
Imma buy some cucumba every time I am at the store.
And I'm feeling every monday will be funday with Macka B's wisdom.
Makes me wonder what more other than toot we can make out of this wonderful cucumba.
(hope DJ K gets his patent)
🙏💚
Все, что ты делаешь - это настолько круто, что стоит послушать один любой трэк - становится весело и настроение улетает на HIGH LVL
Блин это одно из наилучших открытий в этом и предыдущем кашачий альбом уже скачал и щас все остальное ввиде музыки и видео, чтоб на речке с палатками чилить потом по полной, киффнесс это просто🤗🤗🤩🤩😺😺😼😾🙏🙏🙏🙏👏👏👏👏👏🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@Alex858006 Я капец на него подсела. Что ни видео - то позитив и в голове музыка еще долго играет =))
Go fight !!!
Мне повезло, я только сегодня открыл это музыкальное чудо.
И , да ....
Вы все правы на 100
ООООоооооо ДДДааааа, Огуречный Регги - то чего как раз не хватало!!!! СУПЕР
Скорее Огуречный Рэп
с котиками лучше было
кукумба!
@@aleks.na.vse.100
Котики присутствуют в качестве гимнастов-акробатов! 💗🥒🐈🥰
Ребзя, у меня телефон сам стал перевод иностранных комментаторов предлагать!
Офигеть, теперь можно всем со всеми переписываться!
Спасибо Гугл!
This is the best duet we didn't know we needed love It
I was already a huge Macka B fan. Didn’t think it could get any better and now this collab with my other fave ❤🤯
Блин, он играет на котах, мышах, огурцах,... !!!!
Спасибо за позитив как всегда
На собаках и людях)))
Не забывайте о крыске))) Он и на ней играет))
@@ГульнараБарановская там была ещё рыба за фунт)))
Что ни возьми - пацан гениален..
а где можно посмотреть как он играет на мышах? он им тоже лейку куда-то засовывает? xD
@@viktorvasylyshyn7757 зайдите на канал kniffess. Там.. Все там))
Не агитирую, просто круто)
и да мышь и крыска разное, но смысл один)) Вероника гармоника
How does he do it!? Not only is his music catchy, he's now doing it with homemade instruments that probably came from his fridge and kitchen spoon drawer.
I made carrot flutes in my science of sound class today. The vegetable instruments are amazing!
Giving me that Jamaican Royksopp vibe we need to go into the weekend.
Duuuude, we already lost the count for the hits you make. You really are a God of the Hits maker. Perfect. 💯🔥
I love the cucumber song. I saw this many years ago. ❤
Everything just sounds so much doper with a Jamaican accent!
Excelente!
very excelente
super Excelente
pica
Delitzeuse!
Shocking twist- the Trumcumba is REAL
Music, healthy advice funny cat videos and a tutorial for a brand new instrument...
That is The Kiffness!!
☝️😼
This song is so refreshing to listen to, it instantly revitalised my soul 😃
The Kiffness making the world a better place one song at a time
Кифф продолжает радовать крутым музоном! Я отдельным альбомом эти песни слушаю 😎
Кукумба 🎺🎺🎺
Энджойкин на пенсии, так хоть Кифф спасает. Кукумба- огурец! Лол!
@@kOlesy4 100%😁
Кукумба рулит, Кифф большой молодец))) тоже которемиксы на прослушке постоянно 🙂👍
Русских много круто
Есть полный перевод?)
Лучшая реклама огурцов, я считаю :D
Listen lads. This is inspirational,educational and sensational. You pair need to get together. Thanks so much for posting. My whole family love it. Everyone at work loves it. From a 58yr bloke in Leicester. Fantastic.
Woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. A little dose of Kiffness and a cup of coffee got me right real quick. Good stuff,mate.
How did you stick to the under side of the bed?
@@jaygopinath1694 hard liquor and mushrooms can get a man in some awful strange predicaments. Or getting married...
This may be your best remix to date. Got this on repeat, singing 'cucumba' out loud!
I just love how gifted and diverse the kifness is
Лучшая пропаганда огурцов на свете 👍 Пойду бахну кукумбы
там у автора ещё про много чего есть
Доктор Попов всей жопой одобряет!
I am from germany and i can totally relate to that
@@Anaximus 😄😄😄нее, друган, точнее будет не всей а своей, а так, ты удачно подметил
@@Anaximus Боюсь такую кукумбу жопа Попова не вывезет))
Огуречная труба это нечто 😆 нельзя не улыбнуться посмотрев это видео
I wouldn't be able to recognize your language without the translation button. But I agree with you.
@@2010MegaScooter кнопка перевода, делает вещь )
@@ЖоржМилославский-ш9е Yes it does.
Well, thanks to this song my son loves cucumba now. We dance to this song all day
After some days with "I left my home" playing inside my head, now I got CUCUMBA. Thanks Kiff.
Играть на огурце это просто гениально :)
My daughter like 2much ^^ this kukumba song!!! thank you mi bredah!!! Ine luv! 😂😂❤❤
*Someone out there posting singing people and cats making noises”
The Kiffness: „Thats all I needed”
Where are all my Jamaicans.. I love your music. The fact that you did this made it even better
Right here
Die Welt ist ein wunderbarer Ort. Danke, dass du uns mit deiner Musik daran erinnerst, dass es an uns liegt, ob wir unsere Mitmenschen als ein Geschenk erkennen! 🙌
This song keeps playing back in my head over over and Cucumba cannot get out of my head, it draws a smile on my face every time it plays back in my mind , Cucumba forevaaa
This song? Total and complete brilliance. The video allowing us to see these two amazing musicians in action? Total and complete brilliance. Adding in the cats reactions? Phenomenally hilarious!!! I have not laughed so hard since I don't know when!! And I'm a cat LOVER. OH. MY. GOD. Thanks, Kiff 💜 Gets me every time I watch.
I know what I'm doing tomorrow..buying a cucumba! Being entertained and educated at the same time by 2 gifted and talented people❤🎶👏
And again, another masterpiece. ❤️
Очень позитивная и жизнерадостная!
Unique. Thank you kiffness for your eccentric wonderful music!😂❤
I listened to this for fun once. I am addicted now, I am listening every morning.
Из огурца сделать дудку! Охренеть)))
Молодец! Классный музыкант и красивый парень✨🧚♂️
Cucumba🎉!!
Escucho esto y me dan ánimos de bailar e incluso siento esa vibra positiva en todas esas melodías y bajos que este man toca. Para qué, te mereces mi respeto hermano. Un saludos desde Nicaragua.
Блин!!! Как же гениально!!!!
This changed my life ❤❤❤
My friend you are a musical entertainment genius and you deserve every success that is coming to you in the near future.
This man out here just deadass used a cucumber as a musical instrument. What a legend!
The original is fantastic and this is fantastic in a whole new way. Sending it to the original “cucumba” lovers in my life!
Красавец, лучший!!!! Вот так надо продвигать витамины))))
Как всегда получился шедевр! Спасибо за позитив 😃😃😃
I’m 45 min into exploring this channel and I’ve created a YT playlist and downloaded his songs on Amazon music! 😂🤣🥰
Some of the best music I’ve heard in a long time!
Can you share the playlist ? want to listen while driving! (truck driver)
And you made my day, again. Mr. Kiffness, you are a true artist.
Man, your music is bringing the world together!
Не объединяет, а распространяет
Now I want to learn how to play Trucumba🤭🤗
Never stop Kiff, all u doing is great!