EVERY VALENTINE'S DAY EVER

[@justinebal-iyang5281]

"I love that your head is spaghetti and I get to eat it" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ok wtf

[@vampcatassassin]

i love chanyeol
now its time for us to stream love shot

[@keyland_]

@@vampcatassassin now Obsession XD

[@mattman3884]

Stream EXO's TEMPO sory u have 420 likes i cant like

[@gaming_prism950]

Me when I heard that: watthefucc

[@nyo32]

IKR

[@spykidtalksaboutanything4395]

“The blood from my body would then mix with the blood from your body which would bide our souls for eternity” I died at that part

[@nadiralee]

,bide,

[@Tribitty]

Yea like its funny that it just keeps going with the same stuff.😂😂

[@etienne7930]

*bind tho

[@danielgaffney751]

Did you die by the teddy in the corner of your room

[@sLimSHadY-cr7tg]

“The bullets would hit each other and fuse together in my brain, just like you and me should fuse together forever”

[@lazyluck6876]

“Well, jokes on you buddy because no one loves me everyday”
Literally the story of my life

[@jaycebear817]

2:13
Courtney: num num num
Noah: I love how your hair is spaghetti and I get to eat ot

[@edykei]

ot

[@garbagecan6965]

ot

[@alek__pazisegenov]

ot

[@d4nzq_]

ot

[@winterbear3528]

ot

[@eliasadam301]

OMG KEITHS VOICE AS HE WAS THE SHOPKEEPER XD I CANT STOP LAUGHING XD

[@ElijahRazemon]

I agree, dat waz predy funee! XD

[@eliteethereal0909]

Kermit Keith.

[@ElijahRazemon]

kermit? :D

[@yowshiii3]

SAME

[@alexandercollins3964]

OMG THAT TEDDY BEAR THOU LOL

[@htuo6991]

Yes!!!

[@skyannarainyocum-natta1835]

Say you love me

[@myLitanie]

My favorite part is how Rachel react. XD Was'nt expecting that!

[@senjaniemi2749]

Jea

[@mariothenonplumber]

I can tell you are all 7

[@limetheprime9660]

Me: Valentines day is the worst day.
Girl: (asks me out)
Me: Valentines day is such a great day I love Valentines day so much.

[@SirMintsalot]

Wish that would happen to me cue the depression song Help me plz

[@poopyman3joemama55]

@@SirMintsalot Its because your a kid.

[@ITR933]

*fake story, people who have spaces in their names are lonely*
*actually everyone is lonely*

[@Jabberwoot]

This is such a big mood

[@iak__]

Lime The Prime read it backwards

[@amalgamationprime3168]

0:11
At least that guy wasn't a homophobe.
That's what's up.

[@vibhoorhazare7323]

Yep.

[@yippeekrieg0501]

It's the truth

[@comrade8185]

Yep

[@TobiDaJoker]

"I'd kill myself then kill you ^_^" the ordering makes it funnier xD

[@infernopenguin8835]

Hey you never know what happens when you die

[@shoot4thestars176]

Sounds like something I would say... Plus reminds me of Dandanronpa

[@mirahanami9711]

So yandere!!

[@mirahanami9711]

+Angelina Nguyen how exactly?

[@zenzonerzz4789]

did i see you on that fairy tail vs acnalogia comment where "you" said "gildarts didn't fight cuz he was scared"?

[@YungTemmie]

Reply: Taken Bacon.
Like: Single Pringle.

[@nasaluvs1419]

GamerForEver well helloooo

[@kaelynmchale9400]

Ello

[@Masonmakemoney]

Ello

[@astralmax22]

I CAN DO THIS FOR ONCE!!

[@jacobigman3982]

TAKEN BACON BABY

[@shamusquinn3891]

"I love you... and if you didn't love me, too, I'd kill myself!"
Where can I get that stuffed bear?

[@MewLiAnimations]

Shamus Quinn i actually want the bear myself xD

[@curiousgeorgetheplug9007]

Shamus Quinn boi

[@grapancha1617]

Build A Bear?

[@mikestar104]

Buy a happy meal

[@SnowySteki]

Doki Doki Literature Club :v

[@Lindsalicious61001]

Courtney and Shayne coming home and going to bed is so real it hurts. Lmao.

[@mintmight7311]

Keith's voice in the store is amazing

[@totallyshorts4920]

Well

[@cas6031]

Kermit the frog?

[@moddox]

He sounds like ernie

[@alyssaburns261]

He sounds like Pee Wee Herman!

[@vampire523ful]

Armoured 57 he sounds like Scaramouche from Samurai Jack.

[@galaxy_6245]

Huh I think he bought the teddy bear from the Yandere Shop...
Oops, still it gets the I love you across I guess lol.

[@grac3estranqe]

Lmao

[@dela-iz4dk]

That Teddy Bear Tho...😂

[@creepylps442]

Herman Tudela that teddy bear is me.....

[@nicolebeltran4263]

that was wild

[@battlesymphony1248]

I want it...

[@xkorpioh4507]

I’m watching this at night, that freakin’ Teddy bear is creeeeeeeepy

[@shannaneemei247]

Ninja in Training same LOL i have nightmares yesterday night about the bear jeez

[@ShayTheValiant]

Oh my God, that first skit is literally me.

[@kazemnawee3533]

Jake Berango
No it isn't
That isn't you litterally

[@theorange7564]

sadly same here

[@jamisonv6805]

_same_

[@Laura-bg6zl]

same valanties is the worst.

[@Min.E-6]

Sadly the parent one is too for me

[@nathanjames8847]

Why does the cashier sound like Kermet the frog XD

[@ArusheelOFFICIAL]

Nathan James IKR!

[@cassiehoalaia9179]

Nathan James Evil cashier

[@chloekwok2783]

5:29 Captions:”Eats Ian’s face.”

[@alexashimmer1]

Lol

[@zoeythemoth]

It’s romantic

[@conanori2896]

they showed a gay couple and did not make a joke about it lol good job smosh

[@CanIgetsubscriberswithno-zq2nd]

They didn't show a gay couple

[@CrowHousePress]

Why would they make a joke about it

[@CrowHousePress]

@@CanIgetsubscriberswithno-zq2nd Keith + Shayne in the beginning

[@CanIgetsubscriberswithno-zq2nd]

@@CrowHousePress ok
Also thats not shanye

[@theedgyemokid8405]

its just a video

[@EpicPinkCreeper]

That moment when you reach the end of the video and scroll down to read the comments but you forgot to pause the video so the end card just keeps making weird noises -_-

[@tahaamir9654]

ikr

[@tajgaming4751]

EpicPinkCreeper ikr that's what I was doing

[@tafflewaffle5925]

EpicPinkCreeper Me when reading this comment 😂

[@crossini_rossini4462]

I just did that

[@shaycurran9218]

Hi

[@lunastarbegley5334]

Olivia: I f***ing love you
*starts kissing*
Caption: *EATS IAN’s FACE
look at 5:29 and put captions on you will see it

[@mrdoge1722]

LunaStar Begley wtf

[@jayf757]

Dragonslayer 69ASMR 😂

[@mrdoge1722]

Jayden Freitas it’s actually eating Ian’s face like wtf

[@jayf757]

Dragonslayer 69ASMR 🤣

[@epicmegadata459]

Lol

[@palmagius]

i need that teddy bear

[@totallyshorts4920]

Please

[@creepydeamo4204]

I want that teddy too

[@justdonotnut5904]

teun coppens I need a life 😀

[@thea-jaye]

3:38 *when smosh finally listens to our prayers*

[@shamusquinn3891]

How is no one talking about Ian and Shane's lovemaking session at the very end of the video?

[@aceraptor123]

: )

[@rmannayr2129]

WHO ELSE IS ALONE ON VALENTINE'S DAY?!

[@thearkhamdestroyerx-infini1493]

Me

[@rmannayr2129]

IKR?

[@dolnedtrump9459]

Not me,i have a girlfriend

[@idaliaosorio7558]

Me

[@Moonstone420]

Meh...

[@andreeedj]

I love that your hair is spaghetti and I get to eat it. 😂

[@dombee4396]

Sir Quackerdoodle don't toucha my spaghet

[@milesgaunt6767]

*head

[@whichoneisbest5608]

Lady: Get a letter
Me: *Divorce papers*
Lady: DIVORCE PAPERS!?
Me: *S A Y S I K E R I G H T N O W*

[@empty3280]

Sikeee

[@albertsu3523]

The Eli You know you just got served

[@SixxFox]

Is anyone else just waiting for discounted chocolate on the 15th? :D

[@tobypreston3761]

yeeeeessssss that's the only reason valentines day is good

[@BalmungAZ]

Every Holiday ever. The brittle ones are the best.

[@itsghxst182]

yeah

[@kingofgamesminccinoclan8988]

SixxFox j

[@bloodyangel1]

YES! Last year I bought a huge box of chocolates that barely fit in my fridge long-ways lol. And it was so cheap too, can't wait!

[@tranflaske2928]

"I love that your head is spaghetti and I get to eat it"

[@Idioteque170]

I readed this when it was that part

[@theorange7564]

one of the best parts

[@sentylex5834]

Geek head read*

[@ElijahRazemon]

AAAAAAND on that bombshell!....
....goodnight 😁

[@nenaa_rx]

I totally ship Courtney and Shayne.

[@francescaboswell9611]

Shourtney!

[@fanthefrog847]

No nourtney

[@ahsodbdnxgjs1155]

U have 69 likes,

[@stiva5018]

FanThe Frog where do you get the n from?

[@fanthefrog847]

@@stiva5018 noah and courtney

[@katyestelle]

*Be my Chris Pratt*
But this is so true

[@Ashen_A]

I actually never realized it said that 😂

[@draeicee3523]

I love they your hair is spaghetti and I get to eat it.
Wat

[@tehgod5646]

Drae Icee Issa dirty joke

[@prometheus8457]

vagina hair

[@akshaygovindraj3260]

Ian’s teddy to Olivia was the best one ❤️😂

[@calebatnite6742]

This is great! Happy birthday Noah, you will always remain as a beloved part the Smosh communit!

[@yourmom9717]

The teddy bear is what we all need if Olivia goes with it so does everybody else

[@jazminebaguinon9464]

Every INTRO ever
Every DREAM ever
Every NIGHTMARE ever
Every GAMER ever

[@AsKaGangsta]

happy v day

[@wrecklessrex7245]

AsKaGangsta Happy V Day :) I love your videos:)

[@AsKaGangsta]

[@Phingon01]

AsKaGangsta i luv u

[@finna253]

Love the vids

[@vampire523ful]

AsKaGangsta it means nothing.

[@stepphenlam5797]

Courtney: oohhh Num Num Num
Noah: I love that your head is spaghetti and i get to eat it

[@NewbMaster69]

IAN : _Got her the teddy_
Teddy : I love you.
Out of nowhere: *Are we there yet?*

[@squwah943]

This needs to be a TH-cam premium series, I swear

[@yardofshe]

keith always does a great jobs in these skits. i love him so much lol he's hilarious.

[@pekka3714]

Ian's beard.😍😍❤

[@mysticalmane3931]

pekka ikr

[@divorceattorney727]

pekka same

[@burningthefields]

Disgusting

[@sam6395]

*"I like how your head is spaghetti and I get to eat it"*
Relatable.

[@pixiekit]

Abdus Sameh I started choking

[@vampcatassassin]

hello jacob frye how's evie

[@gaming_prism950]

When I heard that: watthefukc

[@thedegenerate6971]

Bring back the shut up intro

[@theworstkidslol7478]

Mr. Mystery oh i barely notice that

[@mins0124]

Mr. you-tube i agree SHUT UP! XD

[@tictacgaming6840]

Mr. you-tube i missed that

[@gatorguyler722]

Nah

[@PennyPaige13]

Mr. you-tube that would make me miss Anthony more

[@juvialockser9687]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOAH!!!😊❤️😍😘💋

[@patricksolomon8268]

Unicorns And Twins Forever!!!! Fairy tail nice!

[@luhhhred12.11]

Yep nice fairy tail i my anime

[@keeby2197]

4:42 - 4:50 IM SCREAMING 😂 idk why I think it’s so funny

[@northernenforcement907]

“I love you, And if you didn’t like me I’d kill myself, than kill you.” I’m DEAD

[@aesthetic1109]

“Well jokes on you buddy cuz no one loves me everyday!”
My favorite line of this whole video!

[@MikaLunae]

Im not sad about being single on Valentine's day....
*im sad about being single every day*

[@sailor_guy9841]

Me too

[@Oliviagarry69420]

lapis lazuli ha same

[@stefankrstev8245]

Reminder: Share love everyday, not just on valentine's day.
And if you're single, love yourself & don't give up on finding true love!

[@katiepottle1608]

I've seen this video 20 times but just now noticed the heart that says "be my Chris Pratt" it's so adorable like goals Courtney ❤️❤️

[@whyamihere584]

Ian and Anthony were walking down an alleyway when they thought they heard a noise coming from a dumpster. They thought it was a tuna sandwich, turns out it was a cute guinea pig! Pretty soon they adopted him and named him Charlie. Charlie! Charlie! The drunk guinea pig! Charlie! Charlie! The drunk guinea pig

[@nadunwijesinghe965]

Some Entertainment after a while from the smoshs

[@ElijahRazemon]

yep .

[@siberiancat2180]

A kid asked me out today, valentine's day. I told him I'm in a relationship with my obese cat... Actually true story

[@sasmitroy5480]

Siberian cat I'm happy for you two

[@ldalri2780]

is it yo profile pic?

[@sasmitroy5480]

yup

[@siberiancat2180]

TheProudAssassin 1775 thanks😆

[@jjperezzzz6]

Siberian cat interesting.....

[@elliag9097]

2:16 I love that your head is spaghetti and I get to eat it!” Had me dead 💀

[@anidiotsandwich5714]

You guys should do “every hotel ever”

[@robloxmusicalproductionsjg6268]

Lil Dot please do

[@alanzapreservationtheythem2861]

And if people use that to say Smosh is running out of ideas then forget them!

[@emma.stallings]

*Who else gonna be alone on valentines foreverrrrrrr...........*

[@Joseph-kj1ok]

meeeeeeee but hey thats life

[@SkullCrusher757]

i hope i wont be alone forever

[@Adam-ox7zo]

Emma .S At least I found tons of Valentine's day puns I could read to myself :(

[@emilyelizabeth3831]

The only guy that got me something was my dad😂😢

[@Milkaholic76]

Probably me..

[@apizzatopping]

I love how one of the hearts says Be my Chris Pratt. 😂

[@sarahcrain3023]

“I love how your head is spaghetti and I getta eat it” 😂

[@theplsser6087]

P E P P E R O N I Z

[@jericholeblanc5664]

To anyone who is single on this holiday, happy v-day just know even tho you are not in a relationship you are still loved and will find the "one " eventually

[@RosemaryWitch4]

aw thanks. I really do hope I find someone

[@ldalri2780]

xd people dont have only one soulmate....

[@Piemaster927]

I AM MY ONE!!!!!!!!

[@mikehouse8006]

I'll be single forever 😢.

[@teleofunctionality9246]

Jericho LeBlanc thanks

[@Yasserstain]

One of the best episodes! Amazing writing and acting 😄 keep it up guys!

[@dr.dinosaur6059]

No one:
Noah: I love that your head is spaghetti and I get to eat it

[@zeusflores7339]

Valentines should be about love and appreciation for your friends, family, pets, etc. Not only for people on relationships

[@rylealejandrosilva5963]

Exactly why I don't celebrate V-Day

[@pinetreeuniversechan9826]

The first one Is me 😂 WHERE MY SINGLE SQUAD AT

[@primarina2]

Pine Tree Billdip Chan My trainer is here!

[@starwarsky8804]

Right here

[@limetheprime9660]

Pine Tree Billdip Chan here I am

[@eriqlah2132]

Pine Tree Billdip Chan rite here

[@ELM1533]

Here

[@stepphenlam5797]

When someone is lonely roasting people on valentines day until someone says, you're lonely LOL just Ian

[@emorgyan2004]

"NO ONE LOVES ME EVERYDAY! HA" that's a fat moodddd

[@Nyxisdangerous]

Single pringles honorary club member here! Valentines day? You mean pink and red decorations day?

[@allymorishita6505]

You mean just a normal day, except I'm a tiny bit sadder then usual.

[@trydufvjhggh299]

Pringles aren’t single. They’re constantly spooning each other

[@namseongxu]

My valentine is air. I love air.

[@papatoni3311]

This is actually good

[@codered2358]

Zentral Exploit yep........🐶🐶

[@alanzapreservationtheythem2861]

Like 90% of new Smosh

[@maddy7101]

1:38
*"uh, yandere much?"* 😂😂

[@josephhailu7749]

“Every Smosh video ever” they r just every blank ever

[@arwen840]

5:26 I was not expecting that

[@Leonardo-jx3ry]

Who would

[@hot_dog_water2437]

the teddy bear seller sounding like kermit the frog

[@Dan-ul4nf]

5:29 it was the Louisiana steamboat 😂

[@thepolarproject7330]

OMG, I love that episode 😂😂

[@demonixp241]

Happy birthday to Noah

[@ultrainstinct4u222]

THAT BEAR IS HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂IT'S SOOO ME

[@ashleyr6354]

Did no one else noticed Keith and ¿Tanner? (I believe that’s his name) in the beginning. Also the scene with Keith and Noah was hilarious

[@sauce9518]

tanner is his name, yeah

[@wretch1300]

"Divorce papers?!?"
"you've been served."

[@stepphenlam5797]

So Keith and Noah was in a situation where their parents were having INTERCOURSE on VALENTINES DAY so thats why you should sleep early on Valentines day unless you have a date

[@ElijahRazemon]

yep.

[@koisfish]

“I love that your head is spaghetti and I get to eat it!”

[@moonie1757]

*^^ Happy Birthday Noah! ^^*

[@calvinpfab5276]

4:47 You’ve been served 😂😂

[@maryclairefeldkirchner7833]

“I love that your hair is spaghetti and I can eat it”

[@amyhouston7480]

happy birthday Noah!!!!

[@blancarodriguez5577]

It's SAD that the shooting was on this day.. in Florida 😩

[@drainjuice204]

Young Wavy not really

[@memegraveyard9502]

Daɪry Juɪce people died, isn’t that depressing tho?

[@drainjuice204]

Meme Graveyard well I’m depressed af so when it comes to ppl dying I don’t really care :)

[@Anthony-kh7zm]

Daɪry Juɪce, OoHoOhOoH lOok aT mE iM sO eDgY

[@Anthony-kh7zm]

Daɪry Juɪce Thanks

[@simonghostriley3501]

“I like that your hair is spaghetti and I can eat it” love that part

[@Advance493]

If you ever do another 1 Letter Off Kid Show, I have a pitch.
Paw Patrol turns to "Paw Petrol", and cut to traumatic news coverage of an oil spill.

[@theorange7564]

Advance493 🤯

[@ElijahRazemon]

May I just say...
That is amazing!!! 👏

[@derpz1901]

was courtney the one who voiced the teddy bear? 😂

[@christophermoltisanti578]

Happy birthday Noah

[@nohhp]

5:26
CHOO CHOO HERE COMES THE FAN FICTION TRAIN CHOOOO CHOOOOOOOOO❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💕💕💕💕🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂

[@fishlips3069]

2:44
Always happens to me
My parents room is right next to mine and our vents are attached so I always cant sleep
Save me

[@TGR-s1o]

Did you finally move out man?

[@Endossii]

Haha I don’t have to celebrate this cause I have no relationship!
Me inside *Cries*

[@madhat.]

LOL ONE OF THE HEART SAYS “BE MY CHRIS PRATT” THAT'S THE BEST THING EVER😂😂

[@fonkbonk503]

“The worlds out of love! I’m so frickin lonely. The man that I love is twweeeeeeellllve!!” 🎶 🎵

[@eliasadam301]

Who else is alone on Valentines day.....for the last 16 years... i am lonely

[@TITCHY]

me Not u 17 for me ;-; I know how you feel

[@_stay_5506]

me Not u same age as u and still lonely

[@momin351]

Me too 😢😢

[@harrygreatorex3413]

I like that in the cut scene said be my Chris Pratt

[@arwen840]

1:38. The captions say (uhh yandere much?)
Okay all the captions in this are hilarious

[@lizard3755]

Noah's wink at 2:04 tho