Every *cartoon* ever Every *youtube comment* Ever Every *VR game* Ever Every *theory* Ever Every *"Every BLANK Ever"* Ever Every *criticism* Ever Every *whatsapp* Ever Every *president* Ever Every *FanFiction* Ever Every *kindergarten* Ever Every *teacher* Ever Every *puberty* Ever
@@El-dc3bn Idk, but in call of duty there's soldiers called juggernauts which are extremely tough and wear heavy armor and gorgets. Similar to the bulldozer in payday 2, where they wear EOD suits with a metal plate on there helmet
@@bonkersmuffin5684 ok cool, you do you. I'd never personally waste my time shitting on videos as I have better things do do with my life, but like I said, you do you.
“I’m gonna leave the room, you undress to your comfort level. So I put on a sweater and a pair of corduroy pants, and I felt safe.” Love the John Mulaney ‘New in Town’ reference!!!
i literally feel that whenever i leave my house because i have ocd and there were a couple fires by my house my ocd and leaving the house dont go well together
I was gonna say, I feel like we need old sauna ghost Courtney + old pan flute Shayne, but I'm not sure the world is ready for that
Add sociopath earth enthusiast female Noah in the mix please
Extreme shartney!
That sounds as hot as that sauna they’ll be in
Grand Odium kimber? Or a different character?
666 likes😬
The old lady is probably one of Courtney’s best characters
HER NAMES GRETTA
Briana BoHo has left the chat.
And Brianna boho
And Shayne freakin topp
Sounded like some chick from the 50s
"California trash waves" my god this cracked me so hard.
I like the sassy Shayne says "Sizzler I rather die B*TCH"
Oh I fell great!!!!
He honestly sounded like Linda from Bob's Burgers for a little. 😂
@@snekkiebrekkie1053 i love that show
@@johnnymurphy4419 Ikr same
Yohan Pareja nice English bro👍
"The dog is totally f***king peeing on the rug right now"
I felt that deep in my soul
Why so many likes and no comments
Lol
A FELLOW GAY! HELLO
@@lunalovedraw3783 same here
hello gays
Shayne with nails is the best thing ever and nobody’s talking about it
I’m guessing your name is nobody
tomatosauce yt maybe 😔✨
Salty_ Royalty It was a joke because you were just talking about it
tomatosauce yt I know I was replying with another joke 😂
A N T I S O C A L_ A R M Y I haven’t listened to their music in a year, i’m not an army and please concentrate on what i’m saying instead of only that
“Mine looks like Delaware”
*SPITS OUT DRINK*
I saw this right when she said that
The Ghastley Channel same ahhahaa
Man you people have such a shite taste in humor lmfao
Nice to see my state getting the recognition it deserves.
Jess Bradford yeah most people think Massachusetts is the first state
Well, looks like Shayne finally fulfilled his dream of becoming the sassiest girl in the office! :)
He legit malfunctioned when he turned around 🤣🤣🤣
🦕
That has been my favorite skit ever since i saw it
Lol
Yessss🤣😂😂
Damien calling me a dirty old pig is all I needed today.
Lol
When?
Windz _YT aren’t we all
3:12
@@syxioyt nope
We need a whole skit of Shayne just sassing people with 5” nails
w1ldh0rserider no we don’t... will that b funny what’s so ever
Yes.
Or a video of Shayne doing all his different characters for an hour. Better yet, give him a comedy special.
Starnami keep your opinion to urself
Yes
I've said this before and I'll say it again,
Noah Grossman, you make a freakin beautiful woman
also a freakin handsome men
He iz y2k
I was about to comment this ahahaha
Nique Le lecteur It’s at 420 likes
He really does!
"Oh, that's the spice."
That's the perfect amount of awkward for a statement.
“Serial killers or worse: sketch comedians on the internet” Spit my drink out on that one
Qui-Gon Jinn the horror
It's based off Courtney's family and I can't breathe
We're was that on the video
Alexander050101 really!?
I knew that joke was coming, considering Courtney's parents went through divorce And her character was making the joke
Old Courtney is wise listen to the wise words of granny courtney
@Savantir 07 what
@@Maoilios her name was Greta .
@@jessvachon1043 oh ok
Move it Courtney
sir poopserscoop middle aged or steam room
“Or sketch comedians on the internet”
Lele Pons : *shook*
Hi
..?...........
Lmmaaooo
Mishelle r/wooooooosh
Wow
We need more sassy Shayne and we all know it
Yes
I thought your pfp was creamy poop
@@kirokiro6473 THATS MY DOG
@@lizeysaurus3757 Oop sorry
Hell ya
I loved Noah as a massage lady, that was hilarious.
And hot.
Same dude
e h I thought I was the only one that thought Noah looked attractive as a chick. Man I feel weird😂
Brevity is the Soul of Wit I just like Noah in general
@@vampb1tes311 me too.
"Would you like a male or female massage therapist?"
"I-i-i don't know" 💀😂
FunTymez your videos are funny too keep up the good work!
@@thenightmare711 thank you we are trying and just having fun
The struggles of being a bisexual
No
I read your comment and then it went right to that scene
Jessie: just UNdress to your comfort level
Noah: *literally puts five coats on*
“Mine looks like Delaware” I’m dead
Courtney:
IM TOO RELAXED
*has a seizure*
Pure relaxation
🤣
THIS IS MY PEAK. Sketch comedian on the internet!
yep.
Buttknee, *SORRY DUDE YOUR NAMES JUST WRONG*
HECK YES BRITTANY!! I lived for your bits in there!!
@•Sandwich • *SaNdWiCh MaKe Me StRoNg*
1:13
i was literally sick and was not in the mood to look at my phone but smosh is an exception.
Me too. I got a stuffy nose and I'm sweating :)
can you guys do “Every ASMR Ever”?
Maxynne Diolola omg yes! 😂
Yas!
Yes
Yes
Smart idea
John Mulaney- "She said to undress to my comfort level.... so I put on a sweater and a pair of corduroy pants and I felt safe"
Blake Feary I was waiting fo someone to point that out
Blake Feary yes thank you I immediately thought about that John Mulaney
i was looking for someone to point this out.
Ok so I wasn't just stretching conclusions
i’m in the same boat as all y’all
" Would you like some hot rocks, or some hot socks " - Smosh 2019
Sassy nail Shayne is my new favourite character.
Courtney Freakin’ Miller has left the chat.
Berto Andon Courtney Freakin’ Miller is her own person I don’t know what you’re talking about
Lyrium Addict 😂
So nobody’s gonna notice, “Spa Dilla”? Like “Padilla”.
So true
So sad
Anthony's most recent cameo on Smosh
soybeans80216 i did
AH MY HEART!
"help.. I'm TOO RELAXED!!! IM TOO RELAXEDDD!!!!" 😂😂
1:50
Who else laughed at "Spa Dilla"? LOL
I did lol.
Too soon
OMG HOW DID I NOT GET IT 😂
4:45
.
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Courtney: mine looks like Delaware
Grewdygrew 25 a vlog of Shane wearing long fake nails for a day at work and see all the things he can and can’t accomplish :)
Leia Solo I will never understand how people can post a comment as a reply accidentally
6:35 you can actually it moves
4:39
Grewdygrew 25 Whoa, you had 666 likes!
"We're all out of ocean sounds, but we do have LMFAO's greatest hits." 😂😂😂😂
Every Fishing trip Ever
Every Hockey Ever
Every Farm Ever
Every School play Ever
Every Diner Ever
Every Cruise Ever
Actually these are good ideas
These r great ideas
Every *cartoon* ever
Every *youtube comment* Ever
Every *VR game* Ever
Every *theory* Ever
Every *"Every BLANK Ever"* Ever
Every *criticism* Ever
Every *whatsapp* Ever
Every *president* Ever
Every *FanFiction* Ever
Every *kindergarten* Ever
Every *teacher* Ever
Every *puberty* Ever
Every consert ever
every disney musical ever
I get the feeling that Courtney really likes playing Greta.
Oh yeah
Thunberg
The Delaware line almost made me choke on my water.
Aha ha aha ha
thats how shes in real life
2.58 from the sassy leg batallion to the sassy nails regiment XD
I wanna see them fuse into one super character!
2:58 sorry lol
The two classes of super SASSaiyan.
The Sass Division is one of the toughest in the Army
Damien's pitiless stare with the slight zoom in kills me every time 😂
courtneys 40s mom impression is great
Sham ikr
The old lady in the sauna is like ‘many have entered But none returned man’s wife
Nina cannon. She is😂
Greta the Suana Lady and Dumpster Wizard
honestly i ship it
New Shartney ship, I guess.
I was thinking the same thing
"Long nails give you instant 'tude"
-Julien Solomita
Lolwas that when jenna put acrylic nails on him?
I'm your 999th like
SASSY shane should be a regular character.
Yes
Courtney's performance as the woman in the sauna deserves an Oscar
Why is nobody talking about the new girl? She was great!
What new girl? Put a time stamp of when she shows up.
Avajoker you talking about the girl that’s been in videos for like 4 months
She's been in the smosh. Gang for more than 5 years partiners
NoiRrage I think she’s talking about Kimmy
Oh. I’m just going to accept this r/wooosh
GRETA NEEDS TO MEET DUMPSTER WIZARD or actually they should duel over tryong to guide some stranger
Epic rap battles of history!
They actually dated in college.
"ew we talking that sizzler i'd rather die betch"
Loved Courtneys character of creepy old steam room lady
Her name was greta
6:57
GRETA
WE NEED MORE GRETA
Do I think she was married to the wind pipes guy that Shane plays and when she died he went crazy and that's why hes so weird
Ok we meed more sassy Shane and we all know it deep inside ourselves
Yes, agreeeeedd
I laughed to hard 🦴
thats how he is in real life
Nah, you need de kok🤣
Yes I love it so much
Noah with long hair is way too close to looking like Boyinaband
randomawesome dude And Y2K
@@kushmathur7397 yeah every song ever Noah goes I shine my wrist
randomawesome dude looks more like Jeffrey Stars
I thought Y2K 😂😂
I feel like he's about to tell me that he was never taught what laws there are
Shayne being _Sassy_ was *SO* funny
i choked on my *oxygen*
Noha as a massage girl is very convincing 😂🤣🤣
Seb Gabart noah***
Noah* as in the crazy guy with the ark
1:36 He kinda looks like Sue Heck from The Middle tv show
@@mechadoggy 😂🤣
Yeah he makes a hot girl
"Mine looks like Delaware"
Courtney what are you doing
4:39
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think Greta and Shayne’s old man character would make a great ghost advisor couple.
Looking to enter guy?
Looking to enter the steam room, eh? I've seen many travelers enter, but none return! *steam room doors lock from outside*
Lookin to enter sandman, eh?
Wizard shayne was lookin to enter greta, eh?
OMG! I want this skit! I don't care what the subject is, that would be amazing!
Who else could listen to Noah’s calming woman voice for like and hour 🤣🤣🤣
It makes me uncomfortable how atractive Noah is as a woman.
Jace Wheatley ikr
He looks like Y2K tbh
That statement made me uncomfortable. Idk how anyone thought that.
Ikr! ._.
Jace Wheatley he looks like y2k
4:28 IM LAUGHING SO HARD THIS IS THE BEST EVERY BLANK EVER
wtf
“Mine looks like Delaware”
LMFAO
Well...it’s day 5736562677266267 of Noah being prettier than me...
Unoriginal Lauren 😂😂😂😂😂
Unoriginal Lauren your name perfectly fits your comment
4:55-5:42 was gold 😂
Damien's facial expressions, voice inflections, and full body character commitment take me out every single time.
We need to do a
Every “Every blank ever” Ever
How...
And after that they can do every every every blank blank blank ever ever
Big brain
they did that
Mickey Mouse THAT IS WHAT I WAS THINKING
ok undress to your comfort level
me: *puts on juggernaut bullet-resistant military-grade armour*
0:12
Wasn't that a John Mulaney joke?
@@El-dc3bn Idk, but in call of duty there's soldiers called juggernauts which are extremely tough and wear heavy armor and gorgets. Similar to the bulldozer in payday 2, where they wear EOD suits with a metal plate on there helmet
Noah talking about the worlds problems is hillariously painful.
i swear to god this was probably the best blooper reel on every blank ever, it had me cracking up for 30 minutes, especially the egg one
This was the best Every Blank Ever in a long time!
Aris Odi there is no such thing as a good every blank ever
@@bonkersmuffin5684 then why are you here in the first place?
@@arisolight maybe he meant all of the series is not the best bc all of them are great
Aris Odi to shit on it obviously
@@bonkersmuffin5684 ok cool, you do you. I'd never personally waste my time shitting on videos as I have better things do do with my life, but like I said, you do you.
When Courtney said “serial killers” Siri activated
I cackled
I cackled
I cackled
I cackled
I cackled
I was expecting shane to do that scene with Peter griffin having long nails, but this works too
*Shayne :)
Didn't Courtney's parents divorce and she became a youtube sketch comedian
Jidybla 22 that’s so sad!!
@@emilyrogers350 Ikr
And Olivia
Well, the other option would have been them becoming serial killers, so..
@Emily Rogers your right
“I’m gonna leave the room, you undress to your comfort level. So I put on a sweater and a pair of corduroy pants, and I felt safe.”
Love the John Mulaney ‘New in Town’ reference!!!
Need to take a moment to appreciate Courtney's physical comedy skills.
She's really good at it.
Ok. Thank you so much for referencing Anthony in the name. Spadilla and Padilla. Thank you.
Had to scroll waaay to much to find this. Thank you!
I didn't get that, thanks for pointing it out
“Mine looks like Delaware” 😂
Mine*
Mine*
Mine*
Mine*
Mine*
3:06 You can see Shayne desperately trying not to burst into laughter
Director: How many bits do you want in this video?
Courtney: yes
Ok but why does Noah look great with ling hair? Grow it out!!
I would love to see that.
'I BET MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE!' Anyone else with ocd feel that one in their bones?
Yesh
i literally feel that whenever i leave my house because i have ocd and there were a couple fires by my house
my ocd and leaving the house dont go well together
I dont have OCD but I always worry about this lol
"Id rather die betch"
Shayne 2019
3:06
𝐎𝐨𝐟
"that sizzler"
me: thinks intensely about Shane's sexuality
Loved the “massage”-ony bit so much omg
0:00 Anthony S/Padilla wow
0:01
1:26 The dog was watching this and asked to itself "How did she know?"
“mine looks like Delaware”
Noah would be pretty as a girl 😂🤣
Is it just me or with a long wig does he look like Y2K
@@thepeepman7571 no I thought that too
Can we get more of the character that Shane played with the long nails please!!!!
2:14
I've replayed this SO MANY TIMES
This was an experience and I loved every second. I need more sassy Shayne in my life please
I frickin love that she just smashes the glass on the wall with no hesitation
Anyone else notice how John Mullany made a much more brief version of this joke 0:01
Yeah, and he made it in 2012! Hmmmmmmmmmm
Yeah they totally ripped it straight from him
And I felt safe.
Noah talking about climate change
Me: just went to a climate change protest strike!
Avery Hewitt yay! Thanks for supporting science!
Well done 👍😃
BOOOO SCIENCE, SCIENCE IS A CREATION OF MANKIND, FAKE NEWS
:P
Aric11W science denying conservative
🙌
4:00: "This is terrifyingly relaxing."
5:20 Client is specifically asking for Gaston
The argument between Damien and Ian reminds me of one of the many reasons why I love Damien as a human being 💜😊
Okay this is legit in the top 3 "Every.....EVER" episodes, freaking great!
Who ever wrote this one up did an amazing job and I love the Squads commitment! This is awesome!
Sassy Shane nails and sassy Shane legs are the best and sassiest humans alive
I really appreciate misogyny joke. Love the line up lmao. Damian nailed the face
It wasn’t even misogyny at all. It was more fragile identity or whatever. Sorry, but that was a big miss for me.
This has got to be one of the best every ever videos 😂👏🏼👏🏼
Really? I didnt even smile at this one
Me either lmao
Hey SMOSH show this to Noah- YOU LOOK AMAZING AS A GIRL AAAAAAAAA
Lexi Smith
Smosh would show Noah comments NOT from kids under 10 :)
I love that Anthony reference at the beggining :D
Balkan?
Shayne's nails at 2:56 reminds me of Noah's nails from Every Make-Up Tutorial Ever...
I notice the lack of comments referring to a specific lost character. Well played Smosh, well played.
NØU_PenguinMaster 118 olivia HOLY SHIT OLIVIA NOOO
The "I'm too relaxed" was hilarious!
I literally thought Noah was a new comedian, that hair is terrifyingly realistic
Okay. Courtney playing all these different characters has convinced me that they're each a different person. That's how great of an actor she is.