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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 ก.พ. 2020
- We’ve met them, we’ve lived with them, we’ve been them. This is EVERY ANNOYING PERSON EVER!
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CAST
Courtney Miller // / co_mill
Damien Haas // / damienhaas
Ian Hecox // / ianhecox
Jacklyn Uweh // / blkjack76
Keith Leak Jr. // / keithleakjr
Kimmy Jimenez // / kimmydoesstuff
Noah Grossman // instagram.com/
noahgrossman214/
Olivia Sui // / oliviasui
CREW
Director: Ryan Todd
Writer: Damien Haas & Ryan Finnerty
Executive Producer: Ryan Todd
Production Manager: Margo McHugh
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DP: Jonathan Na
Cam Op: Brennan Iketani
1st AC: Jacqi Jones
DIT: Matt Duran
DIT: Brian Rosenthal
Art Director: Cassie Vance
Art Department Assistant: Yasmeen Mughal
Set Decorator: Tayler Nicholson
Set Dresser: Sam Valladres
Props & Stage Coordinator: David Hill
Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
Script Supervisor: Merina Seidel
Hair & Makeup Department Head: Rachel Jenkins
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Gaffer: Nick Giomuso
Best Boy Grip: Dustin Bloodgood
Grip: Angelique Costanza
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I laughed so hard when she said
“My Cat and Dog ran away and started their own business and didn’t even thank Me”
😂
Yes!!
Funny
Flip Floop same
Has
The Close Talker literally gave me anxiety through the screen.
One of my co-workers is a close talker and it’s aggravating.
My friend does this help me
Man the whole time
My math teacher is like this and I swear he has never brushed his teeth 💀
Hannah Charlebois
Same except she’s a woman 🙃
I can't even explain why Shayne and Damien slapping their legs in unison while Courtney looks on horrified and fruitlessly begging for help is one of the funniest things I've ever seen 😅
2:45 Riley is literally the best name for a boy who thinks he is vintage for watching old movies
"The person who doesn't lock the door"
"The person who doesn't lock the door and doesn't respond when you knock"
"The person who doesn't knock and tries to force the knob open"
João Victor Resnik parents opening the door and then not closing it after leaving
That last one...
I was 13 and went out to eat with my family, but my stomach didn't take well to the Ice cream i had (also during the time I found out I'm also lactose intolerant) we all went to an arcade place and I HAD TO GO.
Went to the bathroom, minding my own business, shitting my brains out, and this lady is RELENTLESSLY trying to jiggle the door knob. Would not stop. I went into panic mode while i was still on the toilet trying to hurry up because they WOULDN'T STOP
Or the person that just opens the door without knocking. That's a big problem for me considering I have a little sister who does that, and my bedroom door doesn't have a lock on it.
Your commant has 666 likes so ima keep it that way.
Every mum ever😂
“We served in Korea at a French restaurant called the American” 🤣🤣🤣
And then we met in America, in a French laundry called The Korean.
Lol
Bot
I swear there is literally a cafe called The American near my home in Korea
mr world wide
“I FINISH YOUR SENTENCES”
5 minutes earlier
Ian: maybe we could get a bite of-
COMPUTER DATA
hah. a *b y t e*
A byte really
87*
*bYtE*
Me:CHICKEN NUGGETS OR BURGERS :3
Keith had me dead when he said and I quote “SHUT THE F*** UP” I’m still laughing t’ill this day
I keep quoting “Shuush” from Every Library Ever, and whenever I get pissed off I used it.
@@khangphamchannel016 oh my gosh im the sameeeeeeee
ikr
MY NAMES KEITH!!!
“Your kids a little splattered”
“eh, I’ll make a new one”
neveensvlogs I would like your comment, but you’re at 69 likes, and I don’t want to mess that up.
7:03 LOL
Gracie Kinney u can subscribe instead lol
neveensvlogs deal
Gracie Kinney thxxxx 🙏
“Are you still pooping?”
“I have good aim”
i also watched the video
What the heck
"Respect"
Lol
I thought i pooped in my pants,
9:08 I freaking love Damien and Shayne so much LMAOO
@Ozge Balaban you are correct.
Eleven
Shayne and Damien: *slap knees*
Guy in beanie covering his face: hehe
He's vibing
"Do you have health insurance?"
"No why's that?"
"Your kid's a little splattered."
"Eh I'l make a new one."
*Mood*
Ian’s about to get some
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *Siens*
Tash lol
literally how is that a mood
Tash more like *Trash* profile picture
Every every blank ever ever.
Epic
Genius
They would just have to post failed snl sketches. They are the same thing
Xekrim no
Best name ever
The devil's advocate was definitely matpat😂
Martin TV actually looked through the comments to find this one lol 😂
Same
that just sounds like matpat with extra steps
so tru
Oh time to delete my comment 🤣🤣
Damien looked so attacked when Ian elbowed his chest lol
Also: The person who doesn't close the door after leaving your room.
Aka my mom lol
Or closing the light
100th like
Love your vids
Whos
Damien: *Starts slapping legs aggressively like a gorilla*
Shayne: *Starts to slap aggressively as well*
Courtney: *Help me*
Other Smosh crew: *Nah lmao*
Ok.
This made me burst out laughing tho for real
She sounded sad
this is why shayne and damien are bffs
"We were more than friends, but it was war time so no one asked any questions."
lol I was like wtf?!
Kid: walks slowly
Me:so u have chosen.death
me: reads title
me: knowing things i do are gonna be there
also me: -chuckles- im in danger
Like ur profile pic
Me too
@@DrToxicology thx :> i like yours too
The fidgeter
jii
The entire office watching in horror as Shayne and Damien do whatever that was really caps this video nicely
hahahha i agree
Love the guy with the beanie just vibin
And the owner was probably Brazilian 🤣🤣🤣
“The movie Elitist” reminds me of Cisco Ramon
i got the reference
The Flash
Literally cisco
I can vibe with that
Kind of but not that annoying
"are you still pooping?"
"I have really good aim"
Karen please return the kids “ respect”
Y’know quoting the video doesn’t make a funny comment
@@megan4143 you know being an ass doesn't make you funny
@@Wangable NICE! you got him!
@@Wangable lmao, savage 😂
My life is a constant struggle of trying not to be the “one up-er” but also trying to show people that I relate to them and empathize with their problems...
Eh
i feel u
I relate
SAME
Don't worry guys, it takes conscious effort to be a one up-er. You're all doing fine
me: **watches video**
also me: **relates to video**
*_somethings wrong I can feel it_*
The devil’s advocate is Mat Pat.
yup
Spoiled Milk was going to say that but it is ok 👌
Yes I was gonna say that lol
I thought it was Mat Pat because his sound is familliar
omg yes i agree with the one: “you haven’t seen that movie?”
like no i haven’t seen everything omg
Well, I can also relate to "I don't know any celebritys except for five" and somehow everyone is annoyed by that fact...
The fidgeter:
People with ADHD: *so this is a personal attack*
MEA - i like how Keith comes out of nowhere and yells stfu 😂😂😂
It really is
I came here to say something similar.
MY IMMEDIATE THOUGHT 😅😅
ACCURATE
“My dog died”
“My mom died, my dad left me, my grandma kicked me out of the house”
Yaa but I wear size 13 nikes men's size 13 nikes (guess what movie it is) beat that
Feel better now?
@@sherenhejazi9371 Tall Gurlll,right?
What an awful movie that was.
You said my grandma kicked my out of the house not my grandma kicked me out the house ( btw not being rude just trying to correct you )
And I was paralyzed from the neck down
Damien jamming with two pencils on a bible was gold
wait it was a Bible i-
“Are you still pooping?”
“I have really good aim.
*respect*
When they said "People Who Cut You Off," I thought they meant cut you off while driving
I was waiting for it to happen until the end, and then I realized what it meant
Me toooooo
Wth ;-;
Zaee Shah same😄
Olivia: “hey can I be in a video now?”
Producers: “umm, yea sure just..... just go sit in the back or somethin...”
Z Wenz she deserves her own special
Can we just go back to Anthony and Ian, and sometimes occasionally an extra cast member?
She has the corona virus so she can’t join them or they’re gonna get sick.
@@thesonicexplorer75 Are you sure?
Noah and shayne:welcome to the club
“This video made me annoyed just by watching it.
The SLOW WALKER one is 100000000% ACCURATE! And I LOVE how she just SCREAMED AT THEM! lol
Me: *can you help me with-*
Teacher: *your homework?*
*”this is why I never finish my sentences, they always read my thoughts.”*
missed your chance to say "This is why I never finish my sentences, they always read my"
I just posted this comment today.. that was fast.
Thanks guys!
I don’t know.. It’s probably because it’s relatable
Yee
@@slayersarchivedvideos 20089th like
9:23 I was literally slapping my thighs along with Damien and Shayne and just vibing with all of this.
Could make a whole vid of that in different parts of the office...
I literally added a deu-techu-deu beat (that’s the best way I can spell the beat I made) to it and got way into it 😂
h0td1gg1tyd0g123 i was gonna like but i think ill keep it how it is
That looked like a little kid about to cry
Damien sounds SO much like MatPat when he was theorizing about Voldemart
Voldemart like Walmart but evil
"The Fidgeter"
Me: Of course u realize this means war
Student: can I use the restroom?
Teacher: it’s may
Student: no, it’s February
Teacher: *shocked pikachu face
Elaine Gumenyuk when you realize you say it during the month may
For Devil's Advocate my mind immediately went to Joven 😂
That’s why I really miss Joven
What about game theory
Adam Conover ....Adam ruins everything
Joven was the best
You forgot the "the bell doesn't dismiss you , i do" teacher.
5:31 Actually me explaining theories to my friends
It’s even worse when the “Close talker” has extremely bad breath. Also the kid who sits next to me in class is a fidgeter.
What is a fidgeter, anyway?
DarthVidar-spiller someone who makes noises for no reason or Play with stuff
Could we just get twenty or thirty minutes of Shane and Damien trying to trip each other up while speaking at the same time, as Courtney reacts in an increasingly bewildered and horrified manner?
tbh Lemonade Mouth has actualy been one of my favorite musicals and the fact you brought it up made me soo happy! thanks noah!
Damien: I’m basically Neil Peart
Me: *cries*
Same
Why does Damien in the "devil's advocate" sound like a game theory episode?
every theorist ever
We need a timestamp hahaas
Exactly at 5:32
@@rushyyy4321 thanks :)
Rushyyy Adam ruins everything
"Voldemort is the most evil villain"
*MatPat has entered the chat*
Matpat has entered the MatChat
Hey everyone welcome back to film theory
XD
He is here he’s there he’s everywhere! Who ya gonna call? Physic friend fredbear!
The Roblox Bandit yeah I was just going to say thet
7:20 there all high asf 😂
The principal at my school is the close talker it’s really awkward how close he gets sometimes
The slow walker is every single person besides me at school
XxFearExemptxX GD EXACTLY PEOPLE AT SCHOOL ALSO LIKE “YEAH SINCE WE ARE GIRLS AND WE ARE FRIENDS US 7 WILL HOLD HANDS IN THE HALLWAY”
Or couples will randomly stop to kiss each other and draw out good byes for two minutes of you just trying to go around them without knocking them down even though I want to defenestration
ikr
Maybe you’re just the fast walker
Maybe from you pov
That devil's advocate is literally MatPat from GameTheory
FarKiD why Thanos is right to kill half the population 😂😂
You don't have to put gametheory every knows him and if you don't your uncultered
@@player_1015 there's a whole scientific theory about that
FarKiD I was thinking the same thing !!!I’m so happy I found yours!
And also all of my introvert friends
9:30 look at that face of pure joy
5:30
This is a game theory reference and you cannot tell me otherwise. Im dying😂
Oh my God. "Listen closely" made me irrationally angry as soon as it was said.
Lowkey:
Bloopers > actual sketches
I'm re - watching all of these from years and years and years ago 😭😊
I don't know how but he managed to insult me every way possible 😆
"Your kids all splattered."
*"I'll make a new one."*
LMAOOOO
Why is the person who doesn’t close the door not here? My literal biggest pet peeve
I'm so happy the "WOAHHHHHHHHHH! OOOOOOOPSSS!" made it into another video lololol
These are so good 😂
8:13 Olivia said "Shut up" is the most adorable thing I've ever seen today
That's the most nostalgic thing I've heard today. Reminded me of the old smosh.......................... SHUT UP!!!!
@@shivanshutripathy5349 Anthony: I WANNA REMATCH!
*Damien:* "I'm basically Neil Peart"
So you are... Dead?
n-n no no no *basically* dead
Yo too soon
Only on the inside
3:56 I spit out my drink ACROSS THE ROOM 😂😂💀
Aside from the shit one (litter-ally) (damn I'm on a roll. A ROLL?! I can't stop!), this was one of the best every blank evers ever. Wish it was longer. If you made longer videos and had at least this quality, I'd be a happy camper.
Do a "Every cooking show ever"
WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE
Yeah if they are going to do this I think half of the scenes are gonna be Gordon Ramsay impressions xD
Nah jųst do gordan ramsy
Imagine Shayne doing Gordon Ramsay
Simeon Gvozdev WHERES THE FAVORITE PIZZA PLACE .
The devils advocate is just like matpat where he doesn’t stop getting way to into stuff that can be explained in a sentence. (No offense to matpat, love his work.)
Kyle Bjerklie I don’t really like this standpoint people have about him. Like if he just said Mario was a psychopath, wouldn’t you ask why? He has to give reasons for his theories otherwise they’d just be hypothesis
Yea but he's AMAZING
@@sleeplessdistrict3897 He does give reasons... The things that he says can be explained and understood with the reasons he provides.
Sachi Bansal That’s what I’m saying. He says how his stuff can explained in a sentence when really it can’t. I was saying as an example “What if”
I love the random Foo FIghters/Nirvana reference Damien made
Omg Shayne and Damien are adorable, just that entire last bit. I hope we all find a friendship like that one day.
I feel like they created this whole thing to call out Damien
In what way?
Random fact: The cigarette lighter was invented before the match stick.
cool
wow
SciFactsYT who cares
who asked?
the more you know
Daniel's drumming scene really got me.. 💀💀 🤣
lol i love the bloopers
Man: *Opens bathroom door*
Dude on toilet: "ahHh, occupied!"
Man: "Are you still.. pooping?.."
Toilet dude: " Yeah.. I have good aim.."
*"Respect."*
why did this get 80 likes lol
Lol xd
@@gussie3057 lololol exdee lmao rofl
liz you saw the video too?!?! Wow!!!
All you did was repeat the things. How is this funny?
Wow, that's the first time they actually tell us what type the person is
Ikr I was really surprised too
That random dude bobbing his head side ways at 9:37 haha
When they refer to Damien as Ian hahaha!
why does the ‘devils advocate’ literally just sound like an english teacher
I'm not sure but you are totally right.
or a Matpat that no one asked for
oh my goodness
olivia is wearing something other than her tracksuit!
But it doesn’t count because she’s in character not herself.
@@ozbullymorales1020 at least she's wearing something else
even if it's all a simulation
@@olive.shmolive it's not smosh pit channel
olivia elston no doubt.
@@avvsvu what
This is just too accurate 😂
The fidget in my class when the class needs to focus: 3:46
5:17 from the moment he said *R E S P E C T* I knew he was about to do something funny and then I saw that dang smile and I died 😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
The fidgeter is literally me lol
3:24 me in the class room
ok
*WHOAAAAAAHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOPS*
- Shayne Topp and Damien Haas 2020
6:01 he's like matpat xd
I see
Exactly!!!
i cant unhear/unsee
I see it. 🤣
He is better
3:52
Is there a earthquake or something 😂😂😂😂
8:16 IM TRYING TO HERE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS 😂😂
Jacklyn as the one-up is so iconic 😂
The fact that Damien has been singing in every episode lately makes me think that something's up 🤔
The fact that Damien has been singing in every episode lately makes me think that something's up 🤔
The fact that Damien has been singing in every episode lately makes me think that something's up 🤔
Shaymien are hands down friendship goals! They're soo in sync all the time!😂😂
3:23 that reminds me of a time in school when my friend heard a car alarm and he moved his head to the beat then started to beatbox 😂😂🤣
“Like leave town after a break up, Duh 🙄” lmao super real
when you're in college for a film degree and your entire class is practically the movie elitist
The person who opens your door but doesn’t close it on the way out, so you have to get out of your comfortable position to close it yourself.
Shock 22 and then you have to try and find that comfortable spot again
One time i Got into my School bathroom and i Saw this 7-8 year Old pooping with the Door OPEN so anyone could had looked at him but i was like AIT IMMA HEADOUT lol
Shayne and Damien are the ultimate best friends honestly
5:22 The devil's advocate is just matpat in every way 😂