schlatt eating a green KitKat and saying "kill me" while a baby is hanged in the background after having been thrown at a whiteboard is both the funniest and scariest thing I've seen in a while
It was not what I was expecting but it was what I was needing, I’ve not laughed that hard in a long time and I’m still cry laughing. The whole scene of Schlatt trying not to laugh as his son hangs himself in the background got me hard. I also need my inhaler.
Stumpi Raygun then he frames the baby’s death as a suicide by hanging it while he eats Japanese candy pretending he didn’t notice it in the background.
I love how the sticky note just says hi in Japanese, but schlatt talks like hes got a dark web stalker that he fears is trying to contact him through his eBay purchases.
@Lindsey Seastrom you tell me, this comment just came to my head as i sat in awe as that baby just swung there hanging from the ceiling. i did not even realize how many likes it had till you just cOMMENTED LOOOOOOOOOOL
TASTING CRAZY FIINISH CANDY TASTE TEST *OMG* #GONEWRONG #NOTCLICKBAIT guess what, Finnish Candy is no different than in USA. Except Salmiakki aka Salty Liqourice.
@@V8_Diva I can help you, so basically, in Japanese は can be read two different ways and it depends on the context. Normally, it would read as "ha" but it is also a subject marker for a sentence, in which it is read as "wa." For a simple example, 私はアメリカ人です (Watashi wa America-jin desu) means "I am an American" in which "Watashi/I" is the subject and using は as the marker. So instead of reading as "ha" it is read as "wa" Sorry for somewhat shitty explanation, hope I was able to help though
Theres something about Schlatt whispering "Daddy's here baby Yuto" into the ear of a baby plushy from a cooking mama spinoff game that is very concerning to me
"Luckily I've brought some resources to carve into this baby" - Jschlatt 2020 Edit: also thank you everyone who liked this... I've never gotten this many likes before
With the facial hair, Schlatt simultaneously looks like a teen who just graduated and a father of three who went to the gas station and never came back because he wasn't ready for the commitment
could you read what the round strawberry thing he was eating was? it looks like mochi and im pretty sure it said ichi something on the wrapper but that's all i could make out D:
The story of how Schlatt almost killed me: I'm just sitting here eating my burrito, watching a nice Schlatt vid and the "Rock the baby" portion comes up. With the music, the crying, the panic, and the warning messages of "NO NO NO DON'T SHAKE THE BABY" I almost fucking died by choking on some thick pieces of a chicken burrito. Thanks Schlatt you brought me to the doors of Heaven through laughter and choking to death, I love it.
It's weird but I kinda think Schlatt would make a good father if he actually tried. He seems like the kinda person that would actually be nice and gentle if he actually tries to be.
The scanner read the first few symbols as "ifla", you can see it near the top, it tells you what it recognized. It read "ifla" in english and the rest in the correct language.
Heh. I used to go to high in eastern asia, and some girls opened up a durian treat. Thing smelled in the whole class. Before moving there, I brought some durian candies at my old school. I almost got arrested for chemical warfare.
11:15 YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I LAUGHED AT THIS WHOLE BIT. FROM THE BABY CRYING AND YOU SCREAMING AND MAMA TRYING HER BEST TO YOU LITERALLY THROWING THE BABY ACROSS THE ROOM. THIS IS YOUR MAGNUM OPUS. PURE COMEDIC GOLD. WELL DONE KING
So, when he hung the baby I literally laughed so hard tears were streaming from my eyes I was on the ground trying to breath and nearly passed out. Scariest and funniest moment of my life. When he said "Don't laugh at that" made it worse.
11:37 a little cultural info, in Japanese, KitKat sounds like the phrase Kitto Katsu, which means like good luck in exams, or something like that, and so people would give them to student about to take an exam, hence the "good job" message
It takes a lot for me to truly laugh and this had me wheezing crying and nearly choking on my sandwich. Thank you schlatt for giving me a laugh I haven’t had in months. You get a sub for that.
I'm honestly so glad I decided to watch Schlatt. I've never laughed this hard before. My day has been made better- Baby Yuto hanging is a thing that I did not expect to see, but I am not mad about it.
“Don’t laugh, there is absolutely nothing funny about that”
-Schlatt after the Dasani drowns the baby
dog
fish
bird
“Dasani” sounds like “kill you” in chinese if you speak it the right way
eel
" You know what, just take a sip buddy"
*baby proceeds to cry demonically as dasani spills across its face*
I laughed so fkn hard at that part
4:26
The fact that it’s Dasani too, I understand Yuto’s pain
I’m sitting in my bed at 1 am, eating chips, in a hoodie, CACKLING at this comment.
"And I went out and purchased something,"
*T H I S I S A C H I L D .*
Grocery store had a sale, can’t blame him
W A Y F A I R W A N T S T O K N O W Y O U R L O C A T I O N
"That is wrapped in selophame"
@@IAMDwork used to love that game, had my own servers and everything
Being recommended this 4 years later. This is a glorious day
Jschlatt: "I'm not shaking the baby!"
Also Jschlatt: **Proceeds to give the baby whiplash**
Also schlatt: Proceeds to *hang the baby*
Also schlatt: **chucks baby across the room**
@@jinchey cursed
@@jinchey and then eat candy and laugh at his child's suffering corpse
dont worry! the baby will be fine. he drowned it first. it didn't feel a thing
people: *try to be nice and give schlatt a nice note and candy with his order*
schlatt: *irrational, blinding rage and suspicious confusion*
@Homun culus says konnichiwa (hello)
Well, he is from new york
Schlatt: “what you gonna do, kill me?”
*looks back at baby*
Kathrynn Teehee 😂😂😂
The absolute terror in his voice when the baby starts crying gets me every time
cooking mama: "Do it just like mam-"
Schlatt: "*shUTUP*"
Don’t forget he also said “Fuck you! Suck my-“ ehhh you probably know the rest.
@@alexpankratz792 BAHAHA YOU RIGHT
1k like :)
And he punched it in the face
Does "Mama" actually have a name aside from "Cooking Mama"?
schlatt eating a green KitKat and saying "kill me" while a baby is hanged in the background after having been thrown at a whiteboard is both the funniest and scariest thing I've seen in a while
It’s a fever dream.
It's a nightmare
What if carson walked in
@@GrayGaming-uv9md shlatt what the hell man
Avinash Singh I think him jackhammering the thing’s face while it screams in agony is the most terrifying thing
Schlatt: Yeah I’m killin it!
The game: Yeah, you’re quite literally killing it.
Juliana X99 this needs more likes
Underrated
Yes
Baby Yuto: **literally fucking hanging himself because of blunt trauma**
Well it wanted to be killed
Watching this on Father’s Day is just amazing
Ay where is eteled
Bahahah im watching this on Fathers day as well
So true
@@manymanytacos8082 I am too
Yes
Game: no no no don’t shake the baby
Schaltt : IM NOT SHAKING IT
*c o n t i n u e s t o s l a p b a b y*
I mean he's not shaking the baby
Samᄋᄉᄋ it said not to shake the baby, it didn’t say anything about slapping it
**Smacks baby in the back so hard it's entire body reverberates**
"Don't shake the baby!
"I'M NOT SHAKING IT!!!!"
I mean technically he is not shaking it
666th like
@@itsandieji oh god..
*reverberates*
4:42 time stamp :D
This won’t look good if Schlatt ever gets involved in a custody battle.
bro
@@lxxnano what
Holy shit
i hope this isnt foreshadowing
cooking mama took the kids
The baby hanging with happy music in the background gives off some serious DDLC vibes
Schlatt: Tips baby upside down.
Cooking Mama: “You’re doing it wrong.”
Schlatt: “HOWWWWWW?!”
schlatt as a dad would be morbidly entertaining.
Hold on, ... 27 years ago?
Hold up, how???
Lmao
What kind if time traveler are you....
I like how yall dont even see the “1 month ago” after the fake date
Seeing schlatt crying while eating a durian flavored japanese candy while his baby is hanging itself out of focus is not what I expected to see today
Spoon reading this is even better for me because I haven’t watched the video yet lmao
but you cant complain
Funniest shit I've ever seen, ngl.
It was not what I was expecting but it was what I was needing, I’ve not laughed that hard in a long time and I’m still cry laughing. The whole scene of Schlatt trying not to laugh as his son hangs himself in the background got me hard.
I also need my inhaler.
I’ve had one of those before. I immediately had to spit it out
WHEN HE SAID ''its okay daddys here'' I CHOKED ON MY DAMN WATER
I ALMOST DIED FROM CHOKING ON MEH FRIKIN COOKIE
TIME STAMP???
@@suppazz 9:51
I'm surprised no one has clipped that (probably)
you know who else choked on water? the baby.
Techno: bro I just DROPKICKED that child
Schlatt: amateur
Anyone who sees this got rick rolled L
Yeah and kevin did it with the baby toy
"officer, I dropkicked that child in SELF DEFENCE"
@@nondescripthandle212 ah I see a fellow callmekevin watcher
indeed
Schlatt: *tilts the baby at lightning speed*
Cooking Mama: "Don't rush it!"
Schlatt: "WTF AM I DOING WRONG?!"
How tf do you understand what its saying
“Pat the baby”
P u n c h e s b a b y
“I’ve Always Been Good With Kids”
Now i understand his tweet from earlier
"Dont ask me how my day was"
@The main cause of warps in all of reality somehow though, i think we all figured that was the case
I was 667
Same
the baby is safe
"I've always been good with kids"
**Almost 14 minutes of schlatt abusing baby yuto**
Jschlatt: ties baby to ceiling
Jschlatt: "the baby hung itself"
Epstein baby
“The baby fucking dies”
Yuto didn't kill himself.
Sometimes, I have bad internet, so I look at the comments while it's loading, and this is the first one I see.
@@Raccski capitalism-
5:50
Schlatt: *watches the baby hang itself*
Also Schlatt: POGGERS
IM SCREAMING
hey, i made that meme on the subreddit
@@piyo744 ew
Dr.Shakey Hands preforming a C-section: "Hope I'm not stabbing the baby. That would be unfortunate."
Stumpi Raygun then he frames the baby’s death as a suicide by hanging it while he eats Japanese candy pretending he didn’t notice it in the background.
good comment
i used to play this game when i was a kid, the part where you have to put it to sleep was simply like hell. Schlatt reaction at 7:44 is priceless
I love how the sticky note just says hi in Japanese, but schlatt talks like hes got a dark web stalker that he fears is trying to contact him through his eBay purchases.
Much appreciated. Schlatt and people being nice to him don’t seem to mix well for him
Schlatt screaming "IM DOING IT LIKE MAMA!!" makes him sound like a dad who got left with the baby for a day.
So basically who's your daddy:Wii version?
@@rizkybiz2859 yea
Honestly, like when my mom would go out with my brother and my dad would be stuck taking care of me
I was concerned about this comment until I re-read it
@@SnufflySpyi’m very curious on the other way you could’ve taken this comment but I’m not sure I want to know…
The intense music and crying in the background while he was trying to cradle the baby was absolutely terrifying
it made my sensory issues go brrrrrrr
That part made me laugh so hard to the point where my back was hurting
What’s the intense music called
I wanted to cry at that moment
it somehow overwhelmed me even tho i’m just sitting here eating mac and cheese
I legit started CRYING in laughter at 7:53
STOP CRYING STOP CRYING
Schlatt saying, "I must be doing something right!" while a baby hangs from the ceiling behind him is one of the funniest things i've ever seen.
jshlatt: **Breathes**
Babysitting Mama: *NO NO NO DONT SHAKE THE BABY*
Jshlatt: the baby hanging
TH-cam: monetize that shit
Edouard STILL MONETIZED!
@@tylerjester507 yeah
WOW look at ur channel it seems like it is pretty good u might more subs soon
Demonetise that crap
Most famous quotes
_"I'M NOT SHAKING THE BABY"_
*"Baby Yuto hung himself"*
1.3k likes and only 1 comment?
@@pinealitz I didn't expect to reach 1.3k likes tbh
cyber punk becme goose
@Yuuma hi
@@nuttellaguy6315 Hello
At 1:45, that was the MOST SHOCKED "WHAT THE F*CK" I've ever heard in my life!
This is going in the “Schlatt plays horror games” playlist
It's called baby hanging time
i was just thinking that before i saw this comment lol
Honestly, most of his videos should
Originalgetreu true
Or “Schlatt makes games horrifying”
this should be put in the "schlatt plays horror games" playlist.
Just like mama
@Lindsey Seastrom you tell me, this comment just came to my head as i sat in awe as that baby just swung there hanging from the ceiling. i did not even realize how many likes it had till you just cOMMENTED LOOOOOOOOOOL
I was just saying the baby sounds like the monsters from Silent Hill Shattered Memories. This truly is a horror game
@Lindsey Seastrom Hey, at least it's not one of those annoying colon memes
You mean "schlatt creates a horror game"?
I love how he’s just eating Japanese candy while yuto is hanging in the back
and hes crying over the durain one
Lol
“It wouldn’t be funny if I didn’t”
He’s hangin around
*I gently open the door...*
"I'm good with kids"
"Tommy: what the hell do you mean"
imagine being schlatt's neighbor and hearing "STOP CRYING" over and over again at 6 in the morning
They look out the window and see a hanging baby
And then hearing the loud thump of the baby getting fucking smacked against the white board.
“Don’t laugh nothing is funny about that”
Me: in tears choking on air because of laughter
You and me both pal
@@artemixern5796 When he said that I tried to stop laughing, which only made the spank even funnier
i can’t not laugh, it’s like 1 am
help 😂😂😂
I laugh like I’m dieing
I’m not supposed to be watching this and I’m silently dying with laughter trying not to let people know I’m watching this
This is the start of his descent into being a "foreign candy tasting" channel and there's nothing we can do about it
baby just hanging
DEMONITIZED
do we WANT to do anything tho?
TASTING CRAZY FIINISH CANDY TASTE TEST *OMG* #GONEWRONG #NOTCLICKBAIT
guess what, Finnish Candy is no different than in USA. Except Salmiakki aka Salty Liqourice.
9:59 hes like an irishman all that sh!t down its throat
Minx in the background like👁👄👁
He's right though
This comment aged quite well 💀
what happened@@originallyik
@@IAce-_-I IIRC it came out that she has a severe drinking problem
This is what y’all get for calling Schlatt daddy constantly
It’s not what I wanted but I’ll take it
Daddy schlatt
9:50 he really fed the stans with this one
We asked he delivered
bruh, people who call him daddy also want him to step on them this is exactly what they want lmao
"This is the child I'll be fathering"
*puts on hearing aids*
"This will be the orphan I'll be fucking destroying"
LOL
that last word is of extreme importance
Technoblade could help with that last one
@@Keke_Poutri yes. and me
-ecks the orphan murderer
@@soggos732 AYO WHAT THE FU-
“oh yeah, i’m killing it, oh yeah-i’m killing it.”
schlatt that’s not the best wording to use.
Didn’t expect you to comment.
i was at that part exactly when i saw this comment and i was like holy shit
ConnorMac77 JackGuy72 r/unexpectedmontypython
the spanish inquisition Our chief weapons are fear and surprise...
Just like the three other babies back in 1989. They call him butcher knife.
6:46
Alright, lets slide this back in
-Jschlatt
Can’t wait for schlatt to say “thinking about children” and go quiet for 14 years
Expandium Donginus looks familiar 🤔
@@ToothEh its almost as if he took some inspiration from your comment
@@ToothEh Hardly an original comment mate, this trend started a good three videos ago
Hmm haven't I seen this before
*quiet
Sticky notes with something nice written on them: *exist*
Schlatt: I fear no man. But that thing, it scares me.
The note says “hello!” But the google translate read it the ‘right’ way and butchered it
こんにちは！
@@antiquet3301 can you or anyone else in the thread explain why は is read as "wa" in that word? Or is it just because?
@@V8_Diva I can help you, so basically, in Japanese は can be read two different ways and it depends on the context. Normally, it would read as "ha" but it is also a subject marker for a sentence, in which it is read as "wa." For a simple example, 私はアメリカ人です (Watashi wa America-jin desu) means "I am an American" in which "Watashi/I" is the subject and using は as the marker. So instead of reading as "ha" it is read as "wa"
Sorry for somewhat shitty explanation, hope I was able to help though
@@Saltail nah i got it, I just didn't think there was a subject in the word "hello"
Jschlatt: "I'm just a random person."
Also Jschlatt: *laughs as innocent orphan is hanged to death*
To be honest that's the average person
*Technoblade also proceeds to laugh*
@@elf9136 Yup I thought the same thing.
At this time it has 666 like that is terrifying
wait, you don't?!?
The wii game arc was truly a different time.
Theres something about Schlatt whispering "Daddy's here baby Yuto" into the ear of a baby plushy from a cooking mama spinoff game that is very concerning to me
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Your profile picture is disgusting
The timestamp is
9:51
@@Idkidkidk.idkidk thank you
Yeah I think he needs help
i love how this is monetized, i got an ad just after schlatt said "the baby actually hung itself"
Same here, it was an ad for Planned Parenthood too 💀
To be continued
@reese m *ACCEPT THE TRUTH*
@@phia._. I’ve been getting one for plan b on all of shlatts vids, including this one lolll
I got an ad for depression lmfaooooo
"You know what they call me? They call me the Hangman "
800th like
hangbaby
jschlatt:You know i like kids and babys
Also jschlatt:
7:56
"There's no domestic violence going on." -jschlatt 2019
The prophecy has been fulfilled
Wait was this streamed in 2019?
Aged finely
@@raspie It's from the smplive talent show
Baby Yuto was taken by Social Services shortly after the stream ended
imagine if his neighbours could hear him yelling *I'M NOT SHAKING THE BABY*
“THATS YOUR OPINION BITCH”
Or saying "the baby hung itself"
THE F*CK AM I DOING WRONG
I'M DOING IT LIKE MAMA!
_i wish i had someone to play it with_
"Luckily I've brought some resources to carve into this baby"
- Jschlatt 2020
Edit: also thank you everyone who liked this... I've never gotten this many likes before
after watching this video, i’ve made up my mind that schlatt would make an excellent father
"Baby changing station?"
Schlatt; "Baby hanging station"
👏👏👏best use of that meme
Introduce applauding bois
i feel like hes said that before becuase its Schlatt lol
👏👏👏
Schlatt: Yeah, I've always been good with kids. That's why I decided to babysit!
Also Schlatt: 5:44 7:29 7:55 6:39 11:20 13:09
these are the best timestamps ive ever seen in a comments section
His poor nieghbors...
@Noi Gunn and 9:50
"did the baby deserve it?"
*92% Yes.*
I love democracy.
Is this who I think this is ,? -hairyperry
Nobody:
Schlatt: "Get the fuck down. Holy shit I dropped it"
my grandma: why don't you wanna be a father?
me when I'm around kids for too long:
"WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?!?!": *Mean while triple backfliping the baby*
With the facial hair, Schlatt simultaneously looks like a teen who just graduated and a father of three who went to the gas station and never came back because he wasn't ready for the commitment
*OK*
The sticky note said "こんにちは!" which is just "Hello!"
The ifla came from the upside-down "Babysitting"
could you read what the round strawberry thing he was eating was? it looks like mochi and im pretty sure it said ichi something on the wrapper but that's all i could make out D:
weeb
@@sebastianalemyrいいよ、アホ
thank you weeb
yuranamo or you know they’re Japanese
I was like omg why does schlatt look so odd then I realized it was 4 years old and he’s still leaving his twink era
Rare footage of Elon learning how to take care of X-AE-A12
Logan Paul
AchilleYeet no, no Logan Paul. Logan Paul bad
Æ sorry just had to do it...
*k*
Never mind Hudson is actually named that WTF
Schlatt: *TURNS THE BABY UPSIDE DOWN*
Also Schlatt: WHAT AM I DOING WRONG
HES WEARING YANKEE WITH BRIM
Also also Schaltt: *proceeds to hang baby with a wii remote*
The baby died for Schlatt's sins
The story of how Schlatt almost killed me: I'm just sitting here eating my burrito, watching a nice Schlatt vid and the "Rock the baby" portion comes up. With the music, the crying, the panic, and the warning messages of "NO NO NO DON'T SHAKE THE BABY" I almost fucking died by choking on some thick pieces of a chicken burrito. Thanks Schlatt you brought me to the doors of Heaven through laughter and choking to death, I love it.
Death by Jschlatt is an amazing statement to write on your gravestone tbh
i think we’d all go to hell after watching this video- and laughing at the hanging baby
@@ddel6294 isnt it normal to hang babies and watch people hang babies from the ceiling?
@@muza5505 wait- was I not supposed to hang underage people from the ceiling?
@@-umbrella-5141 it's fine but it's sorta disrespectful
This is a very cute and wholesome video we a matter of fact mothers should use this to learn how to take care of their child 10/10
"Schlatt" and "baby" don't belong in the same sentence.
"Schlatt is a huge baby"
“ Schlatt brutally murdered a baby in 2001 “
Or the same room
"Baby Schlatt"
"hey guys welcome back to a new video, today we will react to Jschlatt or Schlatt kill a baby"
7:44 as someone who has a child I can verify this is how it feels when you cant calm the baby down,music and all
Thank you, FUCK U
I thought you were talking about 11:22
Tomorrow on the community tab: “Thinking about my son”
true
"thinking about baby
“thinking about mama “
Thinking about hanging babys
Thinking about babysitting
It's weird but I kinda think Schlatt would make a good father if he actually tried. He seems like the kinda person that would actually be nice and gentle if he actually tries to be.
This should be titled
*grown man yells at a wii game while violently abusing a baby doll*
Lol yes
And then the baby hangs itself add that at the end of the title
**POLICE CALLED**
Uh oh
Yew
“Baby changing station.”
“Baby hanging station.”
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Basically synonyms
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
"You know those mugs that say world's okayest dad? Yeah, thats me." -Schlatt 2020
Same
yeah that is exactly what happened here aswell..
Probably the only video i've ever watched that was this funny
FLOOR GANG OUH
FLOOR GANG OUH
when he hung the baby i was drinking water and laughed and water came out of my nose
Robloz
The fact he said "don't laugh nothing's funny about that" while I was laughing at the baby just absolutely made this video 10x funnier
11:38 Jschlatt: "I must be doing something right"
Me: *Casually looks back at the baby*
For anyone wondering, the note does actually just say hello, “konnichiwa,” Idk where the app got ifla from
Yea, the text only says "こんにちは” so I have no idea where the other part came from.
The scanner read the first few symbols as "ifla", you can see it near the top, it tells you what it recognized. It read "ifla" in english and the rest in the correct language.
Schlatt: eats whole Durian candy
Schlatt: *genuine distress*
Heh. I used to go to high in eastern asia, and some girls opened up a durian treat. Thing smelled in the whole class. Before moving there, I brought some durian candies at my old school. I almost got arrested for chemical warfare.
Honestly, I dont understand why people dont like the smell of Durian. Its not even bad.
@@emmb9306 thats what my mom says
my father said he will disown me if I eat any kind of durian. we live in the SEA sector where it's a common sight to see it.
Damn @Chef Boyardee, that sounds rough
This is peak prime Jschlatt right here baby.
11:15 YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I LAUGHED AT THIS WHOLE BIT. FROM THE BABY CRYING AND YOU SCREAMING AND MAMA TRYING HER BEST TO YOU LITERALLY THROWING THE BABY ACROSS THE ROOM. THIS IS YOUR MAGNUM OPUS. PURE COMEDIC GOLD. WELL DONE KING
Plus the viewer reaction that was something like "JUST HOLD IT THE OTHER WAY AROUND DUMBASS"
Absolute genius bit. I must agree
@@tomaslabbe7804 RIGHT LMAO. tbh i really keep coming back to this vid. idk how but every video he makes just gets better and better
What about 8:04?
I was dying 🤣 🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅
this is 100% my favorite schlatt video
So, when he hung the baby I literally laughed so hard tears were streaming from my eyes I was on the ground trying to breath and nearly passed out. Scariest and funniest moment of my life. When he said "Don't laugh at that" made it worse.
saaame
Same! 🤣
11:37 a little cultural info, in Japanese, KitKat sounds like the phrase Kitto Katsu, which means like good luck in exams, or something like that, and so people would give them to student about to take an exam, hence the "good job" message
i miss this era of schlatt so much dude
Imagine Schlatt having a child, and he gets Vietnam flashbacks when taking care of his child.
This man will never have a child simply due to the fact those little bastards don't pay taxes
@@CasperSpencer Neither does he
More like PTSD
Jschlatt tomorrow: “Thinking about shaking the baby.”
thinking bout hanging a baby
Thinking about the gallows
thinking about Duran
“Shaking the baby”
I know someone else who likes shaking young humans as well.
thinking about ifla
He's really starting to sound like a dad with an hour of sleep when he screams "I'M DOING IT LIKE MAMA"
He really did
Yeh
Every once in a while, I come back to this absolute gem
Schlatt whispering “daddy is here” directly into the mic was almost the worst thing that happened in this video
Best*
wdym it was by far the best part
"So, how was your childhood?"
Yuto: vietnam war flashbacks
“well uh.. i gotta show you this video-“
@@gracefullydumb after watching: 👁️👄👁️
Adult Yuto: This is why I put my father in a home!
Me trying to not laugh about Schlatt hanging the baby
Schlatt: Hits baby with DVD
Me: *d i e s*
So did the baby-
@@astra95r BDGDHBDD STAWP NOOO
the baby died twice.
Same
daddy’s here baby yuto....:)
It takes a lot for me to truly laugh and this had me wheezing crying and nearly choking on my sandwich.
Thank you schlatt for giving me a laugh I haven’t had in months. You get a sub for that.
Jschlatt: hits baby with disk holder
Baby: looks like it hung its self
Jschlatt: *pogchamp*
Yikes this didn’t age well
@@thischannelisdeadso3701 what?
@@ImZhald Since Pogchamp died
@@thischannelisdeadso3701 Oh yeah... Yikes
@@thischannelisdeadso3701 yep
Call Me Kevin plays this: punts baby
Jschlatt plays this: hangs baby
Something about this game brings out the baby hatred in people
One may call it... BabyRage
As it should
But then again, Kevin is rage incarnate.
Kevin and schlatt are so different and yet so similar. how has abusing babies brought these two together. how
Rtgame: *puts baby in a blender*
Schlatt tomorrow be like:
"Thinking about starting a family"
Mess then fucking murders them 😳
And ending one
William Gumm like those 3 children in 1999 in the dehli.
Thinking bout yuto
, with Wilbur
I'm honestly so glad I decided to watch Schlatt. I've never laughed this hard before. My day has been made better-
Baby Yuto hanging is a thing that I did not expect to see, but I am not mad about it.