The Top 10 Most Memorable Russ Hanneman Quotes (Silicon Valley)

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  • "Yeah, I'm in the three-comma club. You know, you play your cards right, you could be in the three-comma club, too. But probably not. But you could be. But Probably not." - Russ Hanneman
    This is "The Top 10 Most Memorable Russ Hanneman Quotes (Silicon Valley)."
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    “Fuck, that's a deep scratch. That will not buff out.”
    “All of a sudden, I'm 22 years young and I'm worth 1.2B. Now a couple decades later, I'm worth 1.4. You do the math.”
    “I got three nannies suing me right now. One of them for no reason.”
    “This guy fucks.”
    “You know, you play your cards right, you could be in the three comma club, too. But probably not. But you could be. But probably not.”
    “I’ve disrupted fatherhood.”
    “Not if you round down. If you round down, I have zero billion.”
    “These are not the doors of a billionaire.”
    “No, I put it on after I parked.”
    "Fuck yes I wanna talk business. What's the play?"
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  • @Top10girl
    @Top10girl  5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

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    • @Top10girl
      @Top10girl  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @DIEGO ACEVEDO Probably not. This isn't a Kaiju video, Diego! Heh.. Nevertheless, thanks for commenting.

    • @Top10girl
      @Top10girl  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @DIEGO ACEVEDO I see.

  • @dystealwobble5851
    @dystealwobble5851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    The whole "doors of a billionaire" theme throughout the show is a pure all-time gold. Unadulterated brilliance.

    • @BreastedChestman
      @BreastedChestman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Billiance

    • @fender3873
      @fender3873 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I love how he somehow loses those cars when he drops to a 999 millionaire.

  • @DB-23
    @DB-23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    My favorite that I'm shocked is not on your list is when he was telling Richard and Erlich about the exact moment he became a billionarie.
    "I was sitting ass naked on that exact couch. I was watching my stock rise. I got a rod so fast I went blind for 4 minutes. Nutted all over those cushions."

    • @leandrocasas90
      @leandrocasas90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Seriously! it was better than some of these

    • @innergranola1299
      @innergranola1299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s the problem with making a Russ hanneman top 10. There’s just too many good ones. Same with most the characters on here. Love this show.

  • @sucoh2988
    @sucoh2988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    I can’t believe the “I was but ass naked laying on that couch watching my stock rise” “popped a rod so fast I went blind” wasn’t included

  • @itommyyang
    @itommyyang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    "I disrupted fatherhood." - Russ Hannamen

    • @Top10girl
      @Top10girl  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's true!

  • @AlexAminoff
    @AlexAminoff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    I love how inexplicably hates Bachman

    • @Top10girl
      @Top10girl  4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Haha! Yeah, he pretty much ignores everything that Bachman says.

    • @c.nova8818
      @c.nova8818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Ha can tell who is who, just like he knew Jared fucks.. which he does! He knew Bachman was a con man

    • @rhanlon70
      @rhanlon70 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I think he sees way too much of himself in Bachman, and it upsets him.

    • @timr8431
      @timr8431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rhanlon70 bingo.
      People act like russ looks down on him, but he definitely sees himself in him

    • @andreashabeck1155
      @andreashabeck1155 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@c.nova8818 but was Bachman a conman?

  • @strife2405
    @strife2405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    “These are cool pants too! Right?” He so wanted confirmation! 😂😂😂

  • @Amiittk
    @Amiittk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    I badly want a Russ hannerman spinoff!!!

    • @Amiittk
      @Amiittk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@consensualcode9750 he is a liter version
      I need the pro max one.

    • @moazim1993
      @moazim1993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@consensualcode9750 Holy crap I see it now. they parrot a lot of tech billionaires in this show. Peter Gregory is Peter Thel, Jack Barker is Eric Schmidt, Gaven Belson is Larry Ellison, and etc.

    • @krazyhand1653
      @krazyhand1653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The story of how Russ Hanneman became a billionaire for the first time shoyld be hilarious

  • @patrickorourke41
    @patrickorourke41 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    THESE ARE NOT THE DOORS OF A BILLIONAIRE!

    • @Top10girl
      @Top10girl  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's all true!

  • @weston407
    @weston407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    “i get to be his friend and she’s the bad guy - i’ve disrupted fatherhood” is one of the funniest lines of this entire show

  • @chutneyglaze1081
    @chutneyglaze1081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Ha ha ha ha "This guy F*cks!" Oh my god! The way he slams the door open and close! I never seen the show but now i think I gotta go watch it!

    • @Top10girl
      @Top10girl  5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Haha! Yeah, Silicon Valley is hilarious! You should definitely check it out, man!

    • @PastorGooch
      @PastorGooch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The cool part is it becomes a run-on joke. They refer back to it later on.

    • @btw-3006
      @btw-3006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Silicon Valley is an awesome show. It’s hard for me to get into shoes, but I was pretty much hooked after the first episode or so.

    • @davidmackie5850
      @davidmackie5850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@btw-3006 yeah me too.. it Took a couple episodes for me too get hooked but now it's my favorite show so many funny characters

    • @davidmackie5850
      @davidmackie5850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also the way Jared just says thank u in that super excited voice is hilarious to me

  • @Amiittk
    @Amiittk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Who needs a russ hannaman spin off like how he got a billion fucking dollars in the first place

    • @mikeschmidt4800
      @mikeschmidt4800 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He put the radio on the internet.

  • @boganmama
    @boganmama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    After the last episode, this should be updated; there were so many good ones.

    • @samphilo5035
      @samphilo5035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      boganmama yeah. He played a huge part in that last season. Imma miss this show

  • @ShinoVince1
    @ShinoVince1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The fun fact about "this guy fucks" is that against all odds, he was absolutly right....

  • @shelbynamels973
    @shelbynamels973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Man, you dropped the best part!! At the end of the last scene, it continues with Russ giving Richard a quick run-down of a bunch of gay archetypes.

  • @aris9560
    @aris9560 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    actually quote no. 2 is pretty impressive. HAving so much money at 22 and managing to not lose them over decades is much much harder than what it seems

    • @ronvlaarsvar6867
      @ronvlaarsvar6867 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Exactly and don't forget he'll have been spending like...well...Russ

  • @justinmertes
    @justinmertes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    My favorite part is at 3:40 when he opens his doors and the "door open/key in the ignition" beep goes off immediately each time. It's the little things.

    • @Top10girl
      @Top10girl  5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha! I'm with you on that one! Thank you for commenting!

  • @wartem
    @wartem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I've got three suing me, one for no reason 😂😂😂

  • @grimsnark4849
    @grimsnark4849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    2:14 Love Richard's reply

    • @Top10girl
      @Top10girl  5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Haha! Yeah, the dialogue between the two of them is hilarious!

    • @mirzaahmed6589
      @mirzaahmed6589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or how he does the ROI math in his head, and compares it to inflation rate and return on CDs.

  • @jitendraupadhyay6218
    @jitendraupadhyay6218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    He is one of my favourite character 😂😂
    Disrupted fatherhood 😂😂

  • @noir4659
    @noir4659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5:25 I've watched this for like 50 times in a row now I can't seem to stop

  • @Hmahadi
    @Hmahadi 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    So Andrew Tate got inspiration from him.

  • @Lexsheraton
    @Lexsheraton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    awesome, as usual

    • @Top10girl
      @Top10girl  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks, Lex!

  • @sumerrana6805
    @sumerrana6805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I laughed 1 minute straight at the last quote while watching the show

    • @Top10girl
      @Top10girl  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It made it 10x funnier due to the fact that he was parked directly in front of an elementary school as the kids were walking out. 🤣

    • @sumerrana6805
      @sumerrana6805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Top10girl exactly,

    • @marcopeek5668
      @marcopeek5668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same. I lost it again when he realised that that’s not even his child’s school 😂😂😂😂

  • @leopold7562
    @leopold7562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The CEO of the company I work for reminds me of Russ. Except he doesn’t own a bright orange McLaren.

  • @markreading7934
    @markreading7934 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Best character in the show hands down.

  • @jackscofield6299
    @jackscofield6299 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The three nannies sueing him and one for no reason lmao

  • @aaasubs
    @aaasubs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Every time he gets in a car corny jock Rock music starts to play 🤣

    • @thnktank1
      @thnktank1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Come my baby, come my pretty lady. 👩

  • @hibbidyjibbidyy
    @hibbidyjibbidyy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    rus was so stroked for these guys, "
    arnt you worried about the lawsuit" fuck no, i got 3 lawsuits from nanies right now, one of them for no reason

  • @houfuli5908
    @houfuli5908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Russ Hanneman is a legend

  • @jonessenoj6753
    @jonessenoj6753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "The lady" amazing 🤣

  • @hondajacka2
    @hondajacka2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This guy f*cks! Will always be my favorite line.

  • @UnleashthePhury
    @UnleashthePhury หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Btw, “they don’t make it in this color, they did it just for me.”
    McLaren makes a fuck ton of cars in McLaren Orange

  • @carriagereturned3974
    @carriagereturned3974 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "...not like this.." :))) hilarious

  • @acommonman7950
    @acommonman7950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Just the right amount of chaos.

  • @EvilMastermindonline
    @EvilMastermindonline 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Brilliant

    • @Top10girl
      @Top10girl  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I appreciate the compliment! Especially from an evil mastermind!

  • @jolttsp
    @jolttsp 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I love that he requires himself to have a billion to have scissor doors lol. Like he can't get a McLaren on 986m

  • @Amiittk
    @Amiittk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This are not the doors of a billionaire richard!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @youtuber101
    @youtuber101 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "This guy fucks" should be number one, two, and three.

  • @louislee9200
    @louislee9200 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Saw him in Lucky Hank and all I could think about were those quotes lol

  • @khubaibabbasi5704
    @khubaibabbasi5704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Last is my favorite

  • @danielpinto5714
    @danielpinto5714 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    the best character in SV. Hands down

  • @someperson2703
    @someperson2703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Damn it I'm not first to watch but I'm second to comment (also please keep up everything also what is the uploading schedule

    • @Top10girl
      @Top10girl  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks for commenting, Daniel! Not really on a specific schedule at the moment.

    • @someperson2703
      @someperson2703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Top10girl ok

  • @iamarussianbot3788
    @iamarussianbot3788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Say what you want but it ain't easy getting into the 3 comma club.

    • @leonefurlan137
      @leonefurlan137 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      then you buy some "tres commas" tequila

  • @jqueryrocks
    @jqueryrocks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “You do the math”

  • @scampoli25
    @scampoli25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “I put it on after I parked”

  • @sl9051
    @sl9051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That dude was amazing

    • @Top10girl
      @Top10girl  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's also the voice of Mickey Mouse! *Mind = Blown*

  • @jammadamma
    @jammadamma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    If he has 986 million dollars, why can't he still have cars that have doors that open like this?

    • @johnferraro8829
      @johnferraro8829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That's the joke. He made it sound like he was broke just because he wasn't 'officially' a billionaire

    • @mrkiky
      @mrkiky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He's a man of principles.

    • @marcopeek5668
      @marcopeek5668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Because he’s not a billionaire anymore and only billionaires can have doors that open like this 🙄🙄🙄 (😂)

    • @leonefurlan137
      @leonefurlan137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bcs its not "Tres-Comas" goddamnit

    • @daveblue3733
      @daveblue3733 ปีที่แล้ว

      That have a "doors of billionaire".

  • @ricardoquintanilla8405
    @ricardoquintanilla8405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love how accurate he was about Jared doing all the fuckin in the house

    • @Top10girl
      @Top10girl  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right! He must have a sixth sense for that!

    • @rhanlon70
      @rhanlon70 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The one thing Russ truly had going for him is that he seems to be uncanny in his ability to read people. Remember that he also knew when Richard wasn't happy with the direction of Pied Piper and got him to blurt out "A new Internet!"

  • @LMTF35
    @LMTF35 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'd be just like russ, tres commas

  • @deadbeat_genius_daydreamer
    @deadbeat_genius_daydreamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He is amazing

    • @Top10girl
      @Top10girl  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Of course! He is in the three comma club after all!

  • @Irshu
    @Irshu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    haha, oh god I forgot about this item

  • @xyzzy4567
    @xyzzy4567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “I’ve disrupted fatherhood” 😂

  • @WestCoastAce27
    @WestCoastAce27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3 commas, classic.
    Hanneman 2024 - ‘No Fucks Given’

  • @Cal97g
    @Cal97g 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    You ruin the quotes by telling us what it is...

    • @Top10girl
      @Top10girl  4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Thanks for the feedback! Yeah, I'm going to make sure the overlay isn't displaying until time of delivery going forward.

  • @Slazerable
    @Slazerable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:29 I just reallized he sent his son to bed as soon as the boy entered the room. Probably not to humiliate him. What a jerk!

    • @Top10girl
      @Top10girl  4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It wasn't up to Russ. "The Lady" sent the boy to bed. He's disrupted fatherhood!

    • @Slazerable
      @Slazerable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Top10girl Sure, sure. 😏

  • @Nohope__
    @Nohope__ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “I like the painting, is it sperm??” 😂😂😭😭

  • @ronvlaarsvar6867
    @ronvlaarsvar6867 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    In fairness Richards match doesn't factor in what Russ will have spent. Can easily see him dropping a B or 2 in 20 years

  • @davidsaintcyr3384
    @davidsaintcyr3384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Funny billionaire swag. If this is how it works, I'll fit right in.

  • @haliskara2879
    @haliskara2879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You shouldnt delete the bin laden part

  • @2fast4uspartan
    @2fast4uspartan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The beginning of this video (intro) was loud as hell.

  • @revertedrf978
    @revertedrf978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Where can I watch this?

    • @Top10girl
      @Top10girl  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's on HBO.

    • @WestCoastAce27
      @WestCoastAce27 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or buy the DVDs off auction sites.

  • @BTBAM819
    @BTBAM819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You missed "Al Gore's in it? Fuck that guy!" 😂

  • @vidhyapc
    @vidhyapc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nine hundred and sixty illionare

    • @Top10girl
      @Top10girl  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Close, but no cigar list.*

    • @guccimane3731
      @guccimane3731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Top 10 why the fuck do I buy so many cigars!?

  • @Sundayvibe5
    @Sundayvibe5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Richard char is a disdain

  • @lastson5014
    @lastson5014 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This man voice Mickey Mouse

  • @vidhyapc
    @vidhyapc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Functionally I am just like you, it is fcking depressing

    • @Top10girl
      @Top10girl  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Russ definitely doesn't appear to have a filter of any sort.

  • @vinayakagowda6308
    @vinayakagowda6308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "This guy fucks"

  • @nathanx.675
    @nathanx.675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can someone explain what’s CD?

    • @rhanlon70
      @rhanlon70 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Certificate of Deposit. It's the most basic way to invest and save money. You can get them at any bank. They're usually considered not a great investment compared to stocks or bonds because they have a very low rate of return (which is what makes this joke funny).

  • @CrazyMunky84
    @CrazyMunky84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wouldn't you still be able to afford a McLaren if you still had 986 million dollars?

    • @marcopeek5668
      @marcopeek5668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No, because he wouldn’t be a billionaire and only billionaires can have doors that open like that... duh

  • @seancrapola
    @seancrapola ปีที่แล้ว +1

    watch best if Russ H

  • @sajalvasal5073
    @sajalvasal5073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Who said respectable

  • @austinfull8941
    @austinfull8941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is Mickey Mouse

    • @Top10girl
      @Top10girl  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha! Yup! He has been the voice of Mikey Mouse for the better part of this decade. That's how Russ really made his money!

  • @PsyQoBoy
    @PsyQoBoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    You missed
    1.Tres commas tequila
    2. The gay quotes in front of the wrong school
    3. Swag
    4. Real Thumb not Thumb drive
    5. Russfest.

    • @samarthtiwari5532
      @samarthtiwari5532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Russfest was in season 6 and this video is from 2018

    • @leonefurlan137
      @leonefurlan137 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      RUSSFEST WAS DA BOMB

  • @icehornet1564
    @icehornet1564 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    “First of all my wife is fucking the doctor that delivered my son and they’re suing for full custody so you’re wrong”

  • @shamsiddinnabiev3151
    @shamsiddinnabiev3151 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Why this guy remind me of andrew tate

  • @rohittathe737
    @rohittathe737 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not like this.
    Not like this.

    • @Top10girl
      @Top10girl  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It had to be done. Sorry, Switch.

  • @thengakola6217
    @thengakola6217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    these are not his best words..😒

  • @kdot8340
    @kdot8340 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This show was so funny