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- “It’s not magic, it’s talent and sweat. People like me ensure your packets get delivered unsniffed." - Bertram Gilfoyle
This is "The Top 10 Most Memorable Gilfoyle Quotes (Silicon Valley)."
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#10 - “He’s as pointless as Mass Effect 3’s multiple endings.”
#9 - “Either she froze time, met and married the man of her dreams, unfroze time, and hopped back on to vid chat with you, or... you’re the dogface.”
#8 - “If my mother was naked and dead in the street I would not cover her body with ‘that’ jacket.”
#7 - “I find parades to be impotent displays of authoritarianism.”
#6 - “Ergo, I would like to be a helpful idiot. Like yourself.”
#5 - “This thing is addressing problems that don’t exist. It’s solutionism at its worst. We are dumbing down machines that are inherently superior”
#4 - “It’s barely social engineering. It’s more like natural selection.”
#3 - “The history of humanity is a book written in blood. We’re all just animals in a pit.”
#2 - “You’re gay for my code, you’re code gay.”
#1 - “That’s what the f*ck I do.” - บันเทิง
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My favorite is:
Jian-Yang: "He's-a racist and witch."
Gilfoyle: "I'm no witch."
episode # pls?
@@kaz1073 somewhere in s6 i think
At the end he become The Witcher
@@kaz1073 Sorry I don't remember either. After some googling, it *may* have been S05E08
Racist anti-Asian crass trash show.
If HBO decide to create a show just on Gilfoy, It would be my favorite show.
Heck yeah! *Spin-off!*
If they do a Gilfoyle spinoff, it should be an animated look at his teen years in the same vein as "Daria." I could be wrong but I think the folks who do "Silicon Valley" are the same folks who produced "Daria."
THIS ^^
Gilfoyle and dinesh show
Nikhil Hembram GD seeking good code instead of White Castle
"It's not a hack. It's barely social engineering. It's more like natural selection"
All time favorite line from Gilf
Gilfoyles I'd Like to Fuck
"Anton died so we could live" thats the best one for me
>Just like Jesús
>Fuck
and here comes son of anton
@@Jecht5 Son of Anton is Satan
I don’t even watch this show, and Gilfoyle is already my favourite character.
🤣
You’re really missing out one of the best shows ever super rewatchable as well
Dude watch it. Literally one of the best series ever made.
he would be, if you watched. Guaranteed.
Lucky you
*"Yeah but Anton doesn't call me anything, He grimly does his work, and he sits motionless until it's time to work again.*
*We could all take a page from his book."*
Watch that video.....it's not perfect also funny but makes question emerging and cool.. gilfoyl is the reason I watched the series
th-cam.com/video/fEl5-2Z4gDI/w-d-xo.html
"What do I do? System Architecture. Networking and Security. No one in this house can touch me on that. But does anyone appreciate that? While you were busy minoring in gender studies and singing acapella at Sarah Lawrence, I was getting root access to NSA servers. I was a click away from starting a second Iranian revolution. I prevent cross site scripting, I monitor for DDoS attacks, emergency database rollbacks, and faulty transaction handlings. The internet, heard of it? Transfers half a petabyte of data a minute, do you have any idea how that happens? All of those YouPorn ones and zeros streaming directly to your shitty little smart phone day after day. Every dipshit who shits his pants if he can't get the new dubstep Skrillex remix in under 12 seconds. It's not magic, it's talent and sweat. People like me ensuring your packets get delivered unsniffed. So what do I do? I make sure that one bad config on one key component doesn't bankrupt the entire fucking company. That's what the fuck I do."
He's basically doing the job of 3 different teams :p
@@rohandsouza5856 I would so watch a Gilfoyle series...:)...My favorite character on Silicon...
I appreciate all of this typing to deliver just one point. You like Gilfoil
@@cu7695 Copy and paste brah...I wouldn't type all that shit unless I was gettin paid!
That's what I basically told him.
The history of Humanity is a book written in blood. We're all animals in a pit. Classic Gilfoyle
He's not wrong also... Thank you for commenting!
Fucking Gilfoyle
A gaping pit waiting to swallow us all
@@orirosengarten2572 Littlefinger?
Classic
This is like the Big Bang Theory but it's funny.
Never could get into Big Bang Theory much myself. Everyone told me that it was hilarious, but I never really saw the appeal.
Big Bang Theory is comedy for idiots...which is why it's so popular with the dumb masses.
Man s6 is last one 😔
They are still highly technical and make programming humor plus the actors are selling it very good but if they reach past 6 seasons this will also start to drag a lot.
Huge bonus point, no fucking recorded laughs every 5 seconds.
BBT doesnt belong in the same conversation as this show
“In my youth, I would’ve argued that life is just a series of random events, devoid of any meaning. But as a data scientist, I have to recognize that sometimes..patterns emerge. Undeniable patterns. Get right with the universe”
THIS!
yesss
@@chrismartin9651 Or, are the fundamental underpinings of this universe such that order will inexorably will rise from chaos and return back to chaos and end in entropy.
Love that Gilfoil.
Models exist. It exist before our time and will continue to exist long after we are gone. Your job as a data scientist is to find it.
"It's Gilfoyle. Dazzle me." is my favourite quote😂
Lol "you're code gay"
"There's just something so hot about a woman that can code like that. You know, I just want to... crawl in her frontal lobe and..."
The best one IMHO 3:22
(Anton)"He grimly does his work and sits motionless untill its time to work again. We can all take a page from his book"
He’s like a computer science version of Ron Swanson
I actually just scrolled down to see how far I'd have to go to find someone who thought that too. Their voices are identical.
YES
No matter how the relationship between Gilfoyle and Dinesh is, every time Dinesh suffers Gilfoyle is there and says something (maybe harsh )that diverts Dinesh's attention. Every time.
"You drive a Prius?"
"Popular choice."
"Later, Daniel."
Gilfoyle for president
I'm with you! Bertram Gilfoyle 2020!
Sorry to break your dreams but... he's Canadian! Your president must be borned in your United States I think. :-)
I'm sure Gilfoyle could figure it out. After all, at one point the guy was one click away from starting a second Iranian revolution.
jin yang for president
He's a libertarian. He doesn’t believe in government.
My favorite Gilfoyle moment is when dinesh wrecks his Tesla and he says ... what happened to your frunk..... its frucked up
Am I the only one think gilfolye's hair is fabulous?
I think that he ended up cutting his hair...
@@Top10girl yeah, his hair in season 4 is awesome. I hope I can see him get his hair back in season 6
Watch that video.....it's not perfect also funny but makes question emerging and cool.. gilfoyl is the reason I watched the series
th-cam.com/video/fEl5-2Z4gDI/w-d-xo.html
And a super nice beard too
Everyone working in IT/ CS must have crossed path with a Gilfoyle once or twice.
Gilfoyle is my spirit animal
😂
"That's basically what I told him" 😆🤣
Is this what happens when Dwight Schrute and Ron Swanson do fusion?
Yes.
But none of them is actually that smart. Dwight is gullible and Ron is just a lazy dude.
@@Paulo-zr5zo Ron is deliberately unproductive not lazy, he applies himself to things he is passionate about like woodworking and saxophone.
@@colinyoung3685 Still he has a lot of poor decisions through the series and its impractical af when things work outside his view
I don't see Dwight here though. He is way too smarter than Dwight but I guess he has the same level of competence as him
I love his speech at the end - it makes us working in IT seem cool.
I like the natural selection quote. Could not have roasted him any more wittingly.
Gilfoyle & Dinesh, epic duo.
The Napalm Death joke with You Suffer as a bitcoin alert is just timeless in a weird way.
I like all the quotes especially number 1. The quote sounds so confident and cocky.
Rolyne Joseph Haha. Definitely! Supreme confidence!
This guy is in every server room in which I've worked. He keeps the Internet running.
Melodi Masaniai The world needs its Gilfoyles! Thank you for commenting!
I'm in love with Gilfoyle
Network Security Architects need love too!
I'm in love with his code.
So i'm not the only one.
@@PaulMcCannWebBuilder you're code gay
Same! Where can I get a Gilfoyle?
The internet, heard of it?
I want to see an episode where he goes around interviewing for jobs. He almost makes you afraid to not have him on your team.
His reaction to Jared's fish face lips was one of the funniest moments in the whole show. And he only said 2 words. This show was so good.
I feel like Gilfoyl is a more serious. funnier, lower toned, robotic version Sheldon
that mass effect 3 diss was harsh yet accurate
You missed "Anton died so we could live". One of the best moments in the whole series.
Like Jesus
@@botanich oh fuck
@@Scapegoat0442 *holy fuck
2:12 Whose bag is this? *drop*
Right on the floor. Ha!
The best character in the entire series!!! Don't get me wrong, the entire cast, each in their own right were excellent but Gilfoyle's comments were always what lit me up and made me genuinely smile and/or laugh heartily. Martin Starr was brilliant in this series!
People come to Silicon Valley for Thomas Middleditch and TJ Miller, but they stay for Jimmy O. Yang, Zach Woods, and Martin Starr.
I love this character so much haha
"what happened to your frank, its all frucked up" this was the best
Gilfoy is a modern budda for nerds.
One of the greatest shows of all time.
Richard stifling laughter at 5:04 is great
Ha ha, I love it when corpsing ends up in the final cut
I'd work with this guy in a heartbeat. Actually, thinking of it now... I have worked with a guy like Gilfoyle, one of the best damn programmers I've worked with in my career. Bertram Gilfoyle, da man!
It must be funny for a non-tech savvy person having to memorize those lines and deliver them in a credible fashion
@@MaxiTaxi3490 he was first shown in hulk movie as a student and he became a teacher afterwards..... how cool is that
@@MaxiTaxi3490 is that Peter’s twin?
@@thengakola6217 In Incredible Hulk, shown as collage student and he the same character in Spider Man movie working as teacher.
Then you should see what Jim Parson could do
You should watch “Lenard in Slow Motion” short film
A big one is missing. When he hacked Jian Yang's fridge.
Jared saying he went to Vasser is an amazing joke considering it's an all-women's college lmao
It used to be, but it's been coed for a while now
Sam Cavanagh It’s coed!
Nice compilation!
Thanks! I appreciate the compliment!
I just realised that Gilfoyle named his server Anton after Anton Szandor Lavey, the author of the satanic bible.
Oh shoot how did I not think of that! Good catch. Praise the horned one.
The delivery of number 9 is just perfect!!
‘Fcking ninja’
:D
Great list 🙌🏻
Thank you! I appreciate the compliment!
one of the best thumbnails.
"which one do you think it is? I'm on the fence"
This was an awesome video!! Awesome work!
Lex Sheraton Thanks Lex!! How've you been, man?
Top 10 I've been doing well! I've had to stop making videos though due to a health issue in my immediate family but hoping to start again towards the beginning of fall (hopefully). I've been following your progress though and the subscriber increase is awesome man!
Lex Sheraton Sorry to hear that.. Hope things get better for your family. It's never any fun having one's you love sick. I'll be sure to check them out whenever you drop them! You don't have many videos, but the ones you do have are really entertaining for sure! I had a decent uptick due to a few videos that did well, but I'm still not entirely sure what triggered the uptick.
Top 10 consistency, marketing, and high quality content. Your videos and your efforts tick all three boxes :)
Lex Sheraton Thanks, man!!
I love the evolution of gilfoyle's character
"I am going to disrupt this bathroom."
My boy Gilfoyle is the best.
The best one is left out: when jared appears with bloated lips and gilfoiyle just goes 'fuck you' with a straight face. I think I've laughed for an hour
JARED WITH BLOATED LIPS IS STILL THE FUNNIEST
Definitely one of my favourite characters of all time
Gilfoyle's reaction to Jared's lips in Season 5 killed me, just: "Fuck you, fuck you."
Dinesh's reaction was more hilarious lol. "Get away from me Jared. Your face is scaring me right now" 😂
I have a deep love for Martin Starr, even in his Freaks and Geeks days I thought he was a funny cutie.
thanks for spoiling the jokes ahead of time, that's really great.
He wasn't joking.
The Ron Swanson of Silicon Valley
0:42 Dam that was hard to watch.
Poor Pakistani Denzel...
"I was one click away from starting the second Iranian revolution"
That's when you know the writer has been around.
No wonder a Zarathustra caught an Iranian reference.
Gilfoyle is the ultimate Extra Edgelord!
Look at them fine stallions
i'm sad that i've never met someone like him. You could conversate about anything, endlessly.
Right! Thank you for commenting!
People like him dont like to have "casual conversations"
Tops Youre killing it dude you have 1k Subs! When i first met you, you were just yey high, a twinkle in your daddies eye!
I've been eating all of my vegetables!
Top 10 😂
There's only one Gylfoyle quote you need to know: "chortle my balls."
Legend..
it showed up on my recommendation so many times i had to watch it for it to stop
Gilfoyle reminds me of Ron swanson
I miss this show.
Gilfoyle is my spiritual guide
“The internet. Heard of it?” Gets me every time
Now he works for a mobster in Tulsa
The best one
This thing is addressing problems that don't even exist its solutionism at it worst
We are dumming down machines that are inherently superior than us
I love the last rant of his the best, damn that's intense,
Gilfoyle is the best character in it hour trying
BEST CHARACTER hands down!
Gilfoyle is my spirit animal.
I need to memorize 1 in case my superiors question my abilities.
At the very least make sure you memorize the part about being one click away from starting a second Iranian revolution.
I just finished watching the series yesterday for the 5th/6th time. Might have to start at S1 again.
I do, too! its amazing how fresh the jokes stay, even though I know them, they still make me laugh, and there are always new details to be discovered, quick asides, a prop detail I missed 4th time around... easily smartest show of the last 20 years.
Gilfoyle picked up carried the show after Erlich left
2:20. They actually built that in season 6.
This is classic. . .
1 of the best characters of all time
"You're gay for my code, you're code-gay"
I love this show
“Who’s bag is this? *throws bag* Screw over”
Thank you for commenting!
So wild to think this is the same actor as Peter Parker's teacher - this man can ACT!
They flanderized Bighead. In the beginning he was kinda dumb but still smart enough to realize when people talk crap about him. By the end you could make fun of him to his face and he would think you are talking about some other guy named bighead.
Holy shit. Only now I fully understood the quote #5 about the solutionism. I did miss the rest of the quote last time, and now it is just on a different level.
gilfoyle is the best !!
Goldfoil
The goldest!
Yeah, I'd hire him.
You blinked, now the pain will never end.
flinched*
Only thing missing is the thug life music and glasses
Haha! True. Thank you for commenting!
You're welcome, sugar