YOU NEED A REALLY HIGH IQ TO SEE THIS [97% fail]

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  • @RealRanton
    @RealRanton  6 ปีที่แล้ว +2301

    Ohhhh eddy norton

    • @RealRanton
      @RealRanton  6 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      next time uuuuu pee on meeee

    • @NovaAndCat
      @NovaAndCat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Daddy Norton

    • @haig4111
      @haig4111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      At this point it don't matter vat you upload

    • @user-be7un7sp5q
      @user-be7un7sp5q 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Im a big fan ive been here since 1k subs

    • @Miguel_Sacraaa
      @Miguel_Sacraaa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Peeeeeeee on meeeee tárátátá uuuuuuuu

  • @Amoraloka
    @Amoraloka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +998

    Its beautiful how you gotta know at least 4 languages to watch Ranton

    • @dpooooo0
      @dpooooo0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      **Trilingual tears**

    • @octaviosander8898
      @octaviosander8898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Come to Macau

    • @walterwhite5513
      @walterwhite5513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I know spanish and english and i find this guy fucking hilarious
      (Even when i have no fukin idea whats goin on)

    • @Aomura98
      @Aomura98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I just failed at english.

    • @Destructavin
      @Destructavin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I know just enough in Japanese, French, and Spanish, Russian, and German to be able to get some the jokes and infer what he said otherwise

  • @_jojo11
    @_jojo11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +960

    Wow a German shaolin disciple speaking English with an Indian accent.
    What else can I ask for

    • @Cheerok
      @Cheerok 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Let him cook italian food, restricted to using ingredients from a wendys burger.

    • @bemlok
      @bemlok 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There's so many accents

    • @maxsamarin9002
      @maxsamarin9002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And swearing in russian. Perfect.

    • @salvatorenicolazzo891
      @salvatorenicolazzo891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I feel like how culturally diverse he is it can't be seen as racist right?😂

    • @ShaolinOrderGermanyinc
      @ShaolinOrderGermanyinc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Souradeep its not Indian, Its a German accent.

  • @aaronsinson3263
    @aaronsinson3263 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1782

    This man was a Shaolin Disciple: 0:00

    • @mr.cranker8086
      @mr.cranker8086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +343

      Subasushi you’d expect a down to earth man with a wise knowledge on life! But it was me! A crack head asian nazi!

    • @theduder3017
      @theduder3017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      he meditated to much that his happiness was over 9000

    • @adishadzo9896
      @adishadzo9896 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      It looks like his master was Borat Sagdiyev.

    • @ahmedelambri207
      @ahmedelambri207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      He has achieved enlightenment and realized that sarcasm and fun is the way to happiness ( I said this to a shaolin monk he slapped my bald head like sploosh , then we were all laughing. )

    • @ExuberantTangent
      @ExuberantTangent 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      10:52

  • @harrynicholson7170
    @harrynicholson7170 6 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    Only Rantoni would do a martial art fart.

    • @Voitan
      @Voitan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Silent and deadly.

    • @siyartumen8351
      @siyartumen8351 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Voitan well it's not silent is it..

    • @Thareldis
      @Thareldis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      well guess what.. during training a lot of people can't allways hold them in. So imagine someone doing a Hung Gar (Southern Shaolin Kung Fu) tornado kick and accidentally farting mid spin.

  • @thesilliestgoose5990
    @thesilliestgoose5990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    0:00 Kung Lao slowly falling into insanity after Raiden tells him Liu Kang was his favorite

    • @camojacktindale675
      @camojacktindale675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      COUGH

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Who cares, Bo Rai Cho drank with him, so he's still legit

    • @shawziiz5031
      @shawziiz5031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @ Apparently, Kung Lao does care, especially now that Raiden willingly give his Godly essence to Liu Kang. Kung Lao now just hope for Fujin to chose him as his favourite

  • @tylere1229
    @tylere1229 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1950

    I'm impressed Ranton you managed to do the whole video with your eyes closed👏👏👏

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      lmao

    • @tylere1229
      @tylere1229 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Krystal Myth 😂

    • @RevAustin68
      @RevAustin68 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He got rice in his eyes

    • @noface6872
      @noface6872 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      He has eyes?!

    • @tylere1229
      @tylere1229 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Saitama Kun I think so😂

  • @KARATEbyJesse
    @KARATEbyJesse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    I came for the kung fu. I stayed for the sarcasm 😂👊🙏

    • @MarJin727
      @MarJin727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I see a familiar character, are you going to make a vid together?

    • @wardballan8536
      @wardballan8536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YES JESSEEEEEEEEE

    • @lrar1027
      @lrar1027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ohh, hey Jesse Sensei!
      You here?!

  • @metalmugen
    @metalmugen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    Ranton: I actually met Christian Bale once
    Me: Oh gooood for yooouu

  • @mustardroshi418
    @mustardroshi418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    I can't even blink while watching this dude imma miss like 5 jokes

    • @TheMarlow85
      @TheMarlow85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ikr ahahahhaha

    • @undercoverwarrior3149
      @undercoverwarrior3149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And a few hours editing work

    • @siceastwood2714
      @siceastwood2714 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can't even watch a video of this dude without seing the same copy/paste comments for likes

  • @diebibel7993
    @diebibel7993 6 ปีที่แล้ว +710

    You clearly forgot Sharknado

    • @Detren
      @Detren 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Also all Neil Breen movies in existence

    • @felep4052
      @felep4052 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eeeeyyy Kellerwärter Kollege was geht

    • @afzalmd3968
      @afzalmd3968 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      🐒

    • @ErdemBizeps
      @ErdemBizeps 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ich halte mich bedeckt

    • @jop2663
      @jop2663 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      1-5 , 6 doesn't have Hasselhoff

  • @vuky258_
    @vuky258_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    I made a list:
    25th Hour
    Sucker Punch
    Leon
    Karate Kid
    Along Came Polly
    Saw
    Predestination
    One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
    Saving Private Ryan
    Hot Fuzz
    Schindler's List
    American Psycho
    Shutter Island
    The Hateful Eight
    American History X
    Gravity
    Se7en
    Birdman
    Inception
    Fight Club
    The Big Lebowski
    Clockwork Orange
    The Truman Show
    The Departed
    There Will Be Blood
    Watchmen
    In Bruges
    Kick-ass
    Signs
    Forrest Gump
    American Beauty
    Shaolin
    Life of Pi
    1. Magnolia

    • @SlfCstrtin
      @SlfCstrtin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      wheres fortnite

    • @boym8123
      @boym8123 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Name Name ??? Reveal

    • @boym8123
      @boym8123 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks

    • @ironsentinel6047
      @ironsentinel6047 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What an idiot. Lets just not watch the clip then.

    • @aspera015
      @aspera015 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      you fucking legend

  • @falconstip9273
    @falconstip9273 6 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    Rantony pepperoni uploads once again, and people say god doesn't exist

    • @heimheim3584
      @heimheim3584 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's because we killed him lmao.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WOAH WOAH WOAH! Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I smell like 100 dead orangutans? Considering that I am the unprettiest TH-camr ever, smelling like 100 dead orangutans is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear falconstip

    • @lca9699
      @lca9699 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now he does

  • @erickane8163
    @erickane8163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    0:56 me in my room at 4am when i make a funny joke in my head

  • @SiniZe
    @SiniZe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    Was planning to ask if your doorway is very tall but then I remembered you're chinese.
    Excellent video btw! I totally forgot Sucker Punch. Need to watch it again.

    • @user9o2
      @user9o2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was looking for this comment haha

    • @Rwn.c5
      @Rwn.c5 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      SiniZe mam

    • @joaquinrp7784
      @joaquinrp7784 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user9o2 me too, I've suddenly become intrigued by his height now

  • @Synaen
    @Synaen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I literally paused the video, rewatched predestination, broke my brain and came back and now I'm suddenly able to speak Autismus. Now I understand how deep your videos are! Thanks :)

    • @edwardtoast3889
      @edwardtoast3889 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You wanna break your brain again? Watch primer by shane carruth.

    • @Synaen
      @Synaen 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@edwardtoast3889 will do

  • @haig4111
    @haig4111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    The funniest channel in existence

    • @unknownmf2599
      @unknownmf2599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just fucked you 200 likes and made a sheit looking 201 likes out of it.

    • @bonzaipeter
      @bonzaipeter 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      truly.. i just comented him in 5th video ive watched one after another ... never subscribed to any other that pewdiepie and this dude. BEST ones !! ive commented that his really top with pewdiepie but maybe better.. because i hate watching somebody play minefartcraft.. but its still funny when i tried to see some of them.. but back to Ranton, ive commented to him to put some videos when he talks about movies and stuff and bam.. next video greatest "what you should watch" video clip in the whole internet :D super fun ! the leg fart was awesome.. sometimes i did it as a kid allso when i trained karate :) hehehe. Not fun when you shit yourself :D Much respect for Watchmen and Sings (not religious but still loved it very much). Watchmen is super detailed movie.. most detailed ive seen... ive watch it maybe 10 times at least... and still found new stuff and references and so on. Insane level.. not stupid spiderman / captain america / superman shit.. not for kids.. especially stupid kids. :D

  • @chloebm22
    @chloebm22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:17
    Jesus: turns water into wine
    Ranton: Imma bout to end this man’s whole career

  • @therussianboi3892
    @therussianboi3892 6 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    did I spell chawl lyn correctly

  • @gameralawadhi
    @gameralawadhi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    0:14 he typed "enter" instead of clicking it lmaoo

  • @Mizukageize
    @Mizukageize 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    The indian accent at the life of pi killed me

  • @Gajiggles
    @Gajiggles 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    A man then asked if he could join the warrior monks.
    His teacher said, you are not dedicated enough, no. And then hit him with a stick
    ...That stick was Albert Einstein

  • @ManarKazi
    @ManarKazi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The quality of your videos has immensely improved man so proud to be part of this channel

    • @RealRanton
      @RealRanton  6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thanks dude! Rly appreciate your continuous support :)

  • @dominikcondicbijader1013
    @dominikcondicbijader1013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love how his voice got deeper when he mentioned shaolin

  • @bricck
    @bricck 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    10:50 why is ur door so fking big

    • @Hastelavista6
      @Hastelavista6 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nah its just a regular sized door and ehh.. well.. ever noticed hes partly chinese?

    • @brandong6632
      @brandong6632 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah that’s just one big arse door

    • @brandong6632
      @brandong6632 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      paprika I live in your world and doors tend to not touch the ceiling but idk maybe it’s just your country or something

    • @davidencoification
      @davidencoification 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I actually think that door is fucking sexy and SICC

    • @bamgbose3309
      @bamgbose3309 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Leave the fucking door in peace it cannot even talk

  • @JustAgreekPassing
    @JustAgreekPassing 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    10:45 Shaolin Monk performing Martial arts (RARE Footage)
    Also, anyone with a high IQ acknowledges "Mad Max:Fury Road" as the best action movie ever.

    • @bonzaipeter
      @bonzaipeter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Terminator 2 ... still to this day... its allso "deep" its not just action...

    • @MsSirAndy
      @MsSirAndy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Terminator 1 FTW

  • @busenmeister5115
    @busenmeister5115 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    But i dont have any iq at all, gosh darn it, maybe next time

  • @idkmaniforgormyname
    @idkmaniforgormyname 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    10:46 7 year old me trying to be spiderman

  • @Mizukageize
    @Mizukageize 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    10:50
    Shaolin ex-wonk, everyone

    • @theVulcanGuy
      @theVulcanGuy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So he is formerly from planet Tchai?

    • @demiliomason1565
      @demiliomason1565 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fun fact Ranton was actually the voice of Omi in the hit cartoon series: Shaolin Showdown. He got the role for really fitting the role and character Omi Represented.

  • @ja_sh9799
    @ja_sh9799 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Rorschach: *in deep voice
    RORSCHACHs journal
    Ranton: *gets chills

  • @linusdn2777
    @linusdn2777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I have seen literally all of the movies on this list lmao

    • @benGman94
      @benGman94 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Literally all or literally none? You missed the most important word haha.

    • @zeffer5795
      @zeffer5795 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Swedish much?

    • @linusdn2777
      @linusdn2777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zeffer5795 nej

    • @zeffer5795
      @zeffer5795 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Skitsnack

    • @aayushdas19
      @aayushdas19 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zeffer5795 du gamla du fria...

  • @ProdAlarick
    @ProdAlarick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    My IQ dropped at least 20 for 2weeks after the first 5sec of thos video.

    • @leoshat
      @leoshat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Senpai Alarick dooo you mean RAISED****

    • @ProdAlarick
      @ProdAlarick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@leoshat OFC forgive me..

  • @d00qr25
    @d00qr25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love this new format so much potential for rantoni memes
    10:52

  • @dalaminer5
    @dalaminer5 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ranton. Zuerst war ich überrascht dass du deutsch kannst, da ich über deine Shaolin Videos auf dich gestoßen bin und dein Englisch einfach sehr gut ist, jetzt kamen in diesen Videos noch russische Memes und dieser so genial gemachter deutscher Akzent. :D ich bin froh dich hier gefunden zu haben. Du bist genial, mach weiter so :)

  • @lilgoat4257
    @lilgoat4257 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    After watching this video my energy level is over 9000 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @briansalfai3842
      @briansalfai3842 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Over 90000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

  • @Kayster1971
    @Kayster1971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I watched this video not knowing what I was getting into. I did enjoy it. I actually want to thank you for mentioning Rorschach!! I’d been trying to think of that name for several days. I didn’t bother looking up ink blot tests, I was just trying to think of it on my own. Hidden Easter egg for me🤩 So, thx!! All the best to you!!

  • @siyartumen8351
    @siyartumen8351 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Mal wieder geiles Video und auch mal wieder was neues aber die Art wie du deine Videos gestaltest 👍👍 Dein Humor ist einfach meinem und vieler anderer so identisch und das ist das was viele so an dir feiern. Schon dieser furz hat alles gekilled😂😂

  • @dylan9124
    @dylan9124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    11:20 Rantoni, this right here is why I only watch your reviews now. No one puts that kind of energy and humour into it... 'cept you!

  • @quitspoem8651
    @quitspoem8651 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    They need to make a movie about how tall antons door is

  • @franciscoferreira1383
    @franciscoferreira1383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    As a Portuguese person, I'm triggered

    • @bernardokaluza684
      @bernardokaluza684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yup a Noruega ainda é um pouco longe xD

    • @fable2867
      @fable2867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Três

    • @Nutelko8
      @Nutelko8 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its a joke man

    • @acid0euforic033
      @acid0euforic033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Nutelko8 será???

    • @goncalobaia1574
      @goncalobaia1574 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bernardokaluza684 o quê é ali ao virar da esquina carago

  • @imgontex2231
    @imgontex2231 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Norway because portuguese people eat alot of "bacalhau" got it 300 IQ

    • @Danny-no7jp
      @Danny-no7jp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was looking through the comments for an explanation to that.
      Very anticlimactic.

  • @uchihalegacy3557
    @uchihalegacy3557 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I seriously don't know how to feel about you man, every one of your video's that I've watched makes me cry out laughing but at the same time I can't stop but take your information seriously. I'm telling you now from here on out I'm watching every vid and upload due to your unique work

  • @frankvucak7550
    @frankvucak7550 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    My favorite Deutsch, Chinese, Americano

  • @gurs6714
    @gurs6714 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    ur editing and comedic timing is sooo on point. the little bit after the barry pepper joke where u looked around for the camera was sooo fkn funny.

  • @itzmilkyy6679
    @itzmilkyy6679 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I was expecting The Raid to be on this list, the fight scenes in that film are incredible

  • @UseTheLess00
    @UseTheLess00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This kind of editing and enthusiasm is exactly what makes me wake up every day looking forward to live

  • @may-12oiwq2
    @may-12oiwq2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    OK, Now imagine this dude as a shaolin monk. god its hard

  • @tooxicfox5245
    @tooxicfox5245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Once you get to know how good the list actually is and the variety of great art works he has been watching, you finally understand why his videos are outstanding everysingle time....... But above all, mentioning "Shutter Island" was the reason why I clicked on the like button :D

  • @zotax3186
    @zotax3186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    that "[laughs in chinese]" scene killed me

  • @krroooftik
    @krroooftik 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    dude your the best man !
    i hope you get to 10million one day haha :D
    been here since 10k somewhere around that.

  • @victorfinnigan3965
    @victorfinnigan3965 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    2:50
    7:21
    Удачи с изучением русского, Антон!
    Good luck learning russian, Rantoni-Megalodoni!

    • @MrDisaXD
      @MrDisaXD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ч т о э т о

    • @gregoryfox725
      @gregoryfox725 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Это пиздец

    • @gregoryfox725
      @gregoryfox725 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Не думал, что тут есть русскоговорящие) Я сам удивлен, что смотрю чувака, который говорит на английском с примесью немецкого без перевода и почти все понимаю, а я даже не жил заграницей, всем удачи и учите языки)

  • @joewolter7478
    @joewolter7478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I feel you on Magnolia. Watching film is an art in itself and most people just don’t get it, let alone absorb the messages in the cerebral films.

  • @kevinespada3421
    @kevinespada3421 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ranton's video is like being on LSD Drug Trip, but in a good way LOL

  • @alowlytarnished5579
    @alowlytarnished5579 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    You’re editing is so over the top, I love it!

  • @_sargentocoelho_4441
    @_sargentocoelho_4441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    11:20
    Bro i still can't believe this dude was a fkin shaolin lmao

  • @xDrawfreakx
    @xDrawfreakx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow man, I love your videos! Especially when you put diese wunderschönen deutschen Wörter between ze english sentences :D

  • @bod9463
    @bod9463 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    How...just how you don’t have million sub how u r not famous
    I really really luv ur content u r creative and unique keep up the good work

  • @tommasosoldati2905
    @tommasosoldati2905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:18 this few seconds made me laugh till my respiratori sistem bleeded

  • @princeblasian3735
    @princeblasian3735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Hmm. I was totally expecting Hero, the 2002 film starring Jet Li, to be on this list somewhere

  • @MrMayki89
    @MrMayki89 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    That martial fart killed me. I had to run to the office bathroom to not suffocate from holding in laughter. Man, I am an adult and nothing makes me laugh so hard like farts and people falling over.

  • @WonglWinkl
    @WonglWinkl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The Indian Accent was just Perfect

  • @coleharris1945
    @coleharris1945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    While Ranton isn't on drugs ( I assume?), watching him is an accurate representation of what certain drugs - especially "uppers"- do to people. It's absolutely fascinating to watch. It's hard to not watch his videos through the lens of my EMT training b/c it's like "yo that's textbook speed" or "absolutely cocaine" lol. Big fan though and have been for a long time.

    • @Hi-fm1xg
      @Hi-fm1xg 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      A guy on cocaine recently didn't leave me alone and wanted to know what drug I was on, because apparently I was wilder than him. It's just a good mood mixed with a little hyper...ness

  • @no1here29
    @no1here29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3 years of extreme shaolin training and this is the result 10:46

  • @gunsodin5299
    @gunsodin5299 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just found your channel and I gotta say, for something that's nothing like what I watch I love it.

  • @Siebensaltos
    @Siebensaltos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    THATS HOT THATS HOT

  • @demiliomason1565
    @demiliomason1565 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fun fact Ranton was actually the voice of Omi in the hit cartoon series: Shaolin Showdown. He got the role for really fitting the role and character Omi Represented.

  • @hawk2k1
    @hawk2k1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    RANTONI! I didn't think i would ever say that, buuuuut.....
    You forgot kung fu hustle. I'm deeply dissapointed!!! xD

  • @Erpappaz
    @Erpappaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    00:01:" oh hooo is that borat's sister citation

  • @jujubank3176
    @jujubank3176 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I had to double check that the playback speed was still set to normal while watching

  • @DrVictorGeorge
    @DrVictorGeorge 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:50 ranton loves Magnolia soo much that he wants to be one with the door 🤣

  • @robinvuorinen9402
    @robinvuorinen9402 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hes evolving bois

  • @basselarabi3100
    @basselarabi3100 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Woah bruh. Magnolia is Ranton’s favourite movie. I have a whole newfound respect for this guy now.

  • @lavoroxan8114
    @lavoroxan8114 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    02:04 sounds like that meme laugh

  • @mazas9713
    @mazas9713 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man you deserve wayyy more views and subs, you’re really funny

  • @vannapanna
    @vannapanna 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    5:11 kein englischsprachiger wird das je hören 😂

  • @TheWitchking123
    @TheWitchking123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The intro with the T Pose frames almost killed me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jackoblllllllll
    @jackoblllllllll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "show the squirt"
    - a wise man (2019)

  • @sheffdeen
    @sheffdeen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just came to this video after watching your video at the shaolin monastery. Wow what a difference. I did not expect to see this. Lol 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽😂😂😂😂🤣

  • @randomdude4172
    @randomdude4172 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I would have added memento and oldboy but the list is great overall

  • @matthieusaade3616
    @matthieusaade3616 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:21 bro what ?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    I wasn't ready

  • @djgnu
    @djgnu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The art of fart, the chinese way. Fart everywhere.

    • @demetrius8184
      @demetrius8184 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fart in your general direction

  • @RiceaxeGaming
    @RiceaxeGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Interstellar? Born to Die 2 (Jet Li)? The Raid 1/2(Gun-Fu)? Keanu Reeves: John Wick, Matrix, Konstantine? Tom Cruise: Top Gun/Oblivion schon gesehen? Klare Empfehlungen, vorallem die ersten 3. Martial Arts und Feels :) Bester TH-cam-game-info-tainer

  • @tendo6385
    @tendo6385 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Hey ranton I think you made a mistake in the thumbnail. You switched up the pictures.

    • @alextorres4667
      @alextorres4667 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, Dr. Manhattan is not a intellectual.

  • @HazardCS2
    @HazardCS2 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    You killed me here hahahaha 7:38 goddamn i love your content man

  • @NoKetchupJustSauce
    @NoKetchupJustSauce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:37 my favorito favorito baby, so i can instantly watch it

  • @MyLungsStillBurn
    @MyLungsStillBurn 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your videos are like inception.
    I mean, where else do you see this many layers in one person alone?

  • @Batman-rc1yg
    @Batman-rc1yg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:43 thats... portugal mate

    • @Nutelko8
      @Nutelko8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That is the joke man

  • @redriot6563
    @redriot6563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love it that he gives out so many dictator reference😂. In this and other videos too.
    Great content man! 😂🔥

  • @noface6872
    @noface6872 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Princess Mononoke #1 movie period.

  • @surferriness
    @surferriness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Junge hast du echt in die Flasche zurück gekotzt

  • @Ascendedninja6
    @Ascendedninja6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Watchmen = Best superhero movie and best DC movie

  • @TheJariz
    @TheJariz 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mr.RANTONI i fiking love the videos you make and the humor is fitting für meine danishe schnitzel. Keep up the good work !

  • @benskiies9340
    @benskiies9340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is my special number one. Have you seen it Ranton??

  • @MADWolf296
    @MADWolf296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    when the first joke of the video is a Borat joke you know it's a good video. -famous old shaolin

  • @InfinityReply
    @InfinityReply 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Top Films Ever:
    1: Inception. (2010) 10/10
    2: Batman: The Dark Night. (2008) 10/10
    3: Avengers: Infinity War. (2018) 10/10
    4: Saving Private Ryan. (1998) 10/10
    5: LotR: Two Towers. (2002) 10/10
    6: Dumb and Dumber. (1994) 10/10
    7: The Wolf of Wall Street. (2013) 9/10
    8. Spiderman: No Way Home. 9/10
    9: Joker. (2019) 9/10
    10: Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story. 9/10

    • @Pablo-Le-Fruge
      @Pablo-Le-Fruge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh try again
      If u think marvel movies r some of the best movies ever made then u need help

    • @InfinityReply
      @InfinityReply 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Pablo-Le-Fruge your top 10?!

    • @Pablo-Le-Fruge
      @Pablo-Le-Fruge 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@InfinityReply Well there’s way more than ten and it would take way too long to put in order so here are some that I can think of
      Fury (my favourite ever even tho I know it’s not very accurate but otherwise it’s great)
      The grey
      The prestige
      The departed
      We were soldiers
      The Incredible Hulk (2008) with eddy Norton is the only exception with the marvel movies
      I am legend
      Dances with wolves
      World war Z (Not that good but it’s something u can watch over and over and still enjoy)
      Warrior (great and very sad movie)
      Pirates of the Caribbean movies (last 2 aren’t as good but still)
      The worlds fastest Indian
      Rush
      Shaun of the dead
      Sicario 1 & 2
      End of watch (i almost forgot it even tho it’s my second favourite movie ever)
      I reckon that’s good enough must watch’s:
      End of watch
      Warrior
      We were soldiers

  • @jamoyky1
    @jamoyky1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    bros whole demeanor changed @ 10:00 when he’s talking about shaolin

  • @lucce7039
    @lucce7039 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'll be back, when i watch all of them ^^ Today's 14.09.2019

    • @IamXhedo
      @IamXhedo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      How's the mission going?

  • @peanukinks5444
    @peanukinks5444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    clearly a man of culture.

  • @Bunwiser
    @Bunwiser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Why wasn't Interstellar in here? Nobody knows...

  • @ryankelley5160
    @ryankelley5160 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You're not alone on the Forrest Gump opinion. That scene where he asks if his son is smart tears me apart.