Your videos are better than Angry Joe's and you put them out quicker than Angry joe all while holding down a job. Props, man. Your passion for doing this shows in each video.
This game raised the bar of the capability of games for me, the ammount of fucking detail and love that has been stuffed into this game made cum just explode out of my dick. Every fucking village has different people with all their own voices and all of them have their own lines or answers to questions. The world actually feels like the actual world. The roads are realistic, the nightime is realistic, the leaves on the ground are realistic, the animals are realistic its absolutely orgasmic
Haha amidst all of your shenanigans, your review is actually very professional and fair. You gave credit where credit is due instead of mindlessly calling the whole game trash because of the things you didn't like. For a moment I thought you were a famous TH-camr because of the quality of your comical editing. You have a good future ahead of you on youtube. ^^
It's sad to see how pre ww2 the french were seen as pretty tough and fierce people and then... 1 lost war and their reputation is fucked for the next 50 years x)
I sincerely doubt Ranton is doing anything other than comedy, less you want to call him a pedophile too. It's a joke. Most of you know at least one transperson, you might not even know they're trans. Which is for the best, apparently.
Really like your self awareness and self deprecating humour, also your faux racism, sexism, and knowing that half of your own jokes won't land is hilarious to me. You will be the next Angry Joe - keep it up
To think this dude had 9k a year ago, Jesus, that’s hella growth if I’ve seen it, these videos are fucking hilarious and I have to check into the Er cause I can’t breathe now
AHahah my sides I had to watch that intro at least a few times, your movements were so accurate with the game animations! Great review, your intro earned you another sub.
Whoever said that Germans nor Chinese people don't have humor needs to watch this video... Because both stereotypes are smashed to bits! 😂 Great video as always m8... Seriously ...you deserve way more subscribers.
Daniel de Bílek lmfao??? 10/10 the combat is shit, the bugs are ridiculous, and it’s overall unpolished and incomplete. I’m so surprised ranton gave this shit game a 8. The only apparent good thing about it is the story... and even that supposedly didn’t end well. How does he figure an 8 and how do you figure a fucking 10?
+TheJrichert "Stop lying"? It's his opinion. He did not even claim it as a fact. Don't you have anything better to do than being a sad sack of shit, getting angry and belligerent over other people's preferences? Grow up.
+Daniel de Bílek It always amazes me how angry can people get over opinions. It's usually easy to single them out based on their suddenly aggressive and emotionally charged comments. xD
The only problem i had with the combat was that when there were multiple enemies it got crazy and unmanageable, switching between different enemies was weird and didnt work right, and they kept running at your face and got out of your vision, so if you didnt "kite" them, by running back and periodically fighting them one by one, it was impossible to deflect blows much less land combos and strikes. To me it was clear that the fighting was made to be about dueling, and in that sense it was awesome, but against multiple guys it was trash.
I understand it was frustrating to fight more than 3 enemies at once, even at max skill level, but tbh, it is realistic. I remember one sword manual by a master swordsman of the middle ages actually saying that you should run if you found yourself against 4 enemies (implying you should be able to handle 3 at most). It is pretty realistic the way they surround you instead of just taking turns to get hit. I think the combat has some control issues, which would be more technical in nature, but design-wise, I really think they managed to come up with a very good system.
@@gre8 that's 4 trained dudes though you shouldn't struggle this much against 4 bandits who don't know wtf they are doing and have shit weapons and armour, especially when your basically a knight. Also, the difficulty was mostly because the lock-on was shit and you had to lock off and lock on a different enemy instead of switching between them like for honour. My biggest gripe with this game is despite how amazing some features were, there were many basic mechanics that are just lacking without any good reason like the archery that for some reason the character holds the bow down at his cock instead of near his eye and on top of that, there was no retical and the lockpicking which was just dumb and hard not because it had many different puzzles but simply unintuitive and fucking annoying some of these issues don't even make the game more realistic so there is no reason for them to exist which annoys me cuz this game had so much potential. I mean basic things like a compare menu when looting or better filters, actually exciting fight reactions these are all things that don't hinder realism
That's the thing I loved about the combat lol. I have max combat stats and I still could very easily die from unarmed bandits if there's enough of them and I get grapple locked. Or the do multiple masterful strikes. Makes it to where it feels more realistic. I'm not op. I started as a blacksmith son and am an actual human who can easily die. I'm not an op demi god that has been in fights for 3,000 years and can take on 7 bandits like it's nothing. No matter what level I am I can get fucked up any moment. Makes the game better and adds to the roleplay of it in my eyes. Also made me better in combat. Instead of just spaming attacks when I found out at even max level I could die easily it made me memorize the actual combos and block and counter and do masterful strikers way better.
I've played this game for an unhealthy amount of time... 45 hours in 3.5 days. Usually I play 30 hours in 2 weeks! It was a great game, just buggy on PC unfortunately. Nice review mate.
I love it when he falls back into german, but is still speaking english. That cracks me up so much. Great channel, great review, subscribed and belled.
Played this 2 years after release and had almost no bugs (just minor ones like an NPC getting stuck on a stair, fixed by pushing him out of the way). Great game.
11:30 onwards is a great reference that I feel went over almost everyone's heads. Listen to Stupify by Disturbed, it's one of the few good songs they've made.
@@AsTheUniverseFades Thanks, but I used to love one of their albums when I was younger and I now hate almost all of those songs. I'm definitely gonna look into more of their discography tho, rest assured.
There is actually a perk that can reveal the person you’re talking to’s speech values from the beginning of the interaction. It’s really useful the further you get.
The humble brag about nealy 10k subs...2 years later he's 10k away from 800k lol. Well deserved Ranton! I just got my Rantoni Pepperoni sweat shirt the other day 😁 Cheers to 1M subs in the near future!!
This is the first video I've watched from you (aside from the shaolin thingy) and i can honestly say that you're supposed to be at the top. My mind can't comprehend how you only have 11k subs. You definitely deserve more. And for the review, its absolutely correct.
Great review . Just a little correction in the details of emotions at 5:50 the first one is related to speech (l'éloquence) not charisma in other word "intelligence", the second one most likely (charismatique ou bourgeois ) is related to charisma , and the last one threatening related to strenght (la force). However your outfit impact a lot on this stats .
You are truly a new legend for me !! You should get an award for lowering down the suicide numbers and delivering insane laughts ... i this video alone i was on the edge of my pen.. ..TEARS RANTON TEARS.. from squit.. LAUGHTING RANTON LAUGHTING :) i fell in love.. all people should find out about you like i did from the Shaolin BBC documentary and then your Shaolin life videos.. and then clickking on what you have else in your content.. if they are people with humor in theyr heart and mind.. they will love you allso as i do.. if not.. FOOOKK THEEEMMMM (in Connors voice ofcourse). Respect from a new Slovak Fan !
Discovered you with ur shaolin video... Ur so funny xd Im full chinese but live in the netherlands and cant speak chinese '-' Would you see me as a chinese or a fake chinese..? Cuz everyone is like: ur not a real Chinese man and im like: welp...okeh...
This is literally the first youtuber to make me laugh consistantly. I love you man. MACH WEITER SO! Jetzt guck ich mir erstmal all deine anderen Videos an.
THE funniest reviewer I've ever watched. Five seconds in and I'm already dying laughing. Love you bro! Always watching your vids! Notification squad for Daddy Ranton! 🤘🏽
2 yrs later (2020) got this game free on epic games and it’s been amazing. All of the bugs were fixed (never ran into one), combat felt hard but very good after learning how it works (imo), lock picking feels 10x easier with the new look/ mechanics, You can compare items in your inventory. Overall this game is gold. The only real problem I had was my computer having a stroke after running this game for more than an hour, not even gta heats up a computer that fast.
lol thanks for this comment. Saved my 1 fan computer from having a meltdown with this thing. I figured it would be more polished by now, but it's really not worth it considering the limited time I have to game these days. If I have to install 3 more fans to run this, I think I'll pass.
this is great! I dont just go around LOVING youtubers, some of them are cool and all but, man! Ranton is the SHIIIIIIIT! rantoni is the MAAAN! there are all the other cool youtube guys, and theres Ranton, he is authentic street nigga!
I was totally blown away by this game. Never would have given it a chance if it weren't for gamepass, I mean, how good can it be without any magic or monsters? How wrong I was. From it's depth, gameplay mechanics, to a story that completely kept my attention....just blown away. Good thing most of the bugs were gone by the time I got to it. Ending was the biggest cliff hanger ever though. I thought I was going into finally getting to the initial point of the game and all of a sudden the game was done. I was like wtf?
WHY TF I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS CHANNEL🤣🤣 A really chill and modern monk with a good sense of humour playing games, and giving reviews. Life complete. Subbed!
That intro was fucking GOLD! EDIT: Like this whole video XD They also fixed a lot of the main complaints you had about it :) At least by the time i played this game a few years ago I didn't come across as much of the problems you had and I could do things you said you couldn't, like compare items.
Actually there are asians in this game cumans a turkic people that came from steppes of asia to euroasian steppes later defeated by mongols and fled to hungary. And magyar r kinda asian too they came to pommerian basin around 900~
Wow amazing video. First review i've seen on the game and diferently from places like ign or acg i actualy understood what the game is about.good job MANG!!!!
Oh mann, ein halb Chinese/halb Deutscher der guten englisch sprachigen Kontent macht? So einen Diamant von Kanal findet man auch nur ein mal alle paar Jahre (bevor er populär wird). Als Ich mit dem Video fertig war und auf deinem Sub - Count blickte war Ich extrem geschockt. Ich hätte minimum mit 50K gerechnet xD Du bist die perfekte Mischung aus Idubbz und AltF4Games! Btw. Ich finde es super, dass du international TH-cam betreibst, denn hier in Deutschland wird guter Kontent anscheinend nicht mehr geschätzt. Da muss man nur einen Blick auf die Klickzahlen von InANutshell oder BeHaind werfen! Außerdem feierst du Sun Diego, macht dich nur noch sympathischer (auch wenn Ich die Zeile anders in Erinnerung hatte) 😄 Falls du mal irgendwann Fame wirst (was du bei hoher Wahrscheinlichkeit wirst, bei dem Kontent) wollte Ich nur noch diktieren, dass Ich, Stifler, dein erster Deutsch - Pakistanischer Zuschauer bin! also -> vergiss mich nicht xD
Game would've been much better. If they told us the names of each joint armor piece. 1. Helmet - head armor 2. Gorget with pauldrons - neck and shoulder armor 3. Bracer gauntlets - forearm and hand armor 4. Cuirass - chest and stomach armor 5. Brigandine splinted cuisses - thigh armor 6. Distressed cloak - badass cape swordsman look 7. Pennanular brooch - cloak pin holder, to keep it together as a cape 8. Knee cops - knee armor 9. Enclosed greaves - shinbone and calf muscle armor 10. Greaves - feet armor
This channel is hidden gem. I have never come out of a review with a clear mind until I found your content. The way you manage to blend comedy into the review rather than throwing it around is sooooo satisfying. And also your obsession with 1945. And Shit. And sex.
For me as an historical european martial artist, this is just a real beautiful game. The fighting is so wonderful. And the clothes are also fucking great.
Just watched your Total war Three kingdoms video and thought it was hilarious but before I subbed I needed to make sure that it wasnt a fluke and that all your content was great. Needless to say I am now subscribed.
Ein Kollege und ich verfolgen dich schon seit ein paar Monaten. Deine Videos sind einfach sooo geil xD feiern dich richtig 😂👌 ich lache extrem selten laut wenn ich alleine bin, aber bei dir bei jedem Video mindestens einmal 😂 Ich musste mir den Milch-Gag übrigens 10x angucken. Erst dann habe ich gecheckt dass es ein gag ist wegen dem was du vorher gesagt hast.. Hab erst gedacht das wäre real gewesen xD
This is the first time I’ve ever rewatched a game review several times! I just can’t stop laughing and at the same time I’m amazed by the fact that you have been able to deliver a serious review with so much comedy mixed in. I’m looking forward to the future of your channel. 😎👍🏻
Ranton I've watched it a few times myself, there's a lot of great skits in there lol. The "harrrdcore" part was hilarious. The man part at 6:44 was so so. I also liked the part about not finding unique loot and you understood it but it didn't do it for you. Just a lot of well delivered lines. Seems like it comes naturally with how many great parts you have in a single video.
It's hard to say which one is my favorite because I think that you where consistently hilarious. Although the "you can't be transgender and human" joke made me pause the video because I was laughing so hard. Overall you completely nailed the comedy in this one according to me. :D
This is goddamn hilarious. Subbed.
Thanks man! Appreciate you :)
The two of you are are nobility among us TH-cam commoners.
A shaolin monk and a memelord in one thread. What a time.
Hey, Henrys come to see us.
So, that's where the story begins.
To think this guy was a monk...
Careful, he can kick our asses haha
@@raffviola literally all 168 thousand of us.
well before that he wasn't monk he was just normal american guy , which is why he has this social skills :P
A disciple, not a monk
Buddhistic monk, mind you.
And buddhists are people of humor.
Your videos are better than Angry Joe's and you put them out quicker than Angry joe all while holding down a job. Props, man. Your passion for doing this shows in each video.
It’s because I cut sleep & food out of my life 😁
@@RealRanton ahhhh just like the shaolin temple ay?
@@RealRanton du meinst "Fud" anstatt food? Also das deutsche Wort für *piep*
ma neme jeff
Angry joe sucks at what he does
IGN be like :
Bad Graphics
Horrible Gameplay and Story
Many Bugs
8/10
10/10*
9.1/10 MASTAHPECE
I know it’s an old comment but you might want add "it’s got something for everyone".
And they hate good games have you seen their metro reviews?
This game raised the bar of the capability of games for me, the ammount of fucking detail and love that has been stuffed into this game made cum just explode out of my dick. Every fucking village has different people with all their own voices and all of them have their own lines or answers to questions. The world actually feels like the actual world. The roads are realistic, the nightime is realistic, the leaves on the ground are realistic, the animals are realistic its absolutely orgasmic
Haha amidst all of your shenanigans, your review is actually very professional and fair. You gave credit where credit is due instead of mindlessly calling the whole game trash because of the things you didn't like. For a moment I thought you were a famous TH-camr because of the quality of your comical editing. You have a good future ahead of you on youtube. ^^
thanks man. Behind the fog of retardation I always try to actually do an in-depth and fair review. Glad u liked it 😊
Da fak u mean, he's a famous youtuber
@@MichaelMartinez-bz7fy are you joking?? Or did you not read the date
1 year later and he is a big youtuber.
@@filipferencak2717 mildly
ahah French people surrendering jokes never get old
It's sad to see how pre ww2 the french were seen as pretty tough and fierce people and then... 1 lost war and their reputation is fucked for the next 50 years x)
@@gastonjaillet9512 which lost war actually?
@@kissutyi2310 WW2, although they didn't technically lose, since the Nazis were actually defeated.
@@gastonjaillet9512 well they got slapped 1871 too and in ww1 they never wouldve survived even just 1914 let alone 1917 without the brits.
@@LeNathDuNet you see, this is why it keeps being funny: because you guys keep getting triggered.
I never laugh watching ‘comedy’ gaming videos. Except now. This is gold.
thank you 🙏
I lost it... at you can't be transgender and human xD xD
Agreed...
Ranton boi only speaks the truth
Yes
I sincerely doubt Ranton is doing anything other than comedy, less you want to call him a pedophile too. It's a joke. Most of you know at least one transperson, you might not even know they're trans. Which is for the best, apparently.
@@Krystalmyth lol
Found my new favourite reviewer 🤙🤙🔥
zanks
Really like your self awareness and self deprecating humour, also your faux racism, sexism, and knowing that half of your own jokes won't land is hilarious to me. You will be the next Angry Joe - keep it up
thanks man :) I like making fun of everybody, but mostly myself xD
He's not the next angry joe. He's the first and only Ranton.
Don't be sell out joe
Better than Angry Joe. AJ got boring and repetitive years ago.
Dude ranton blows angry Joe out of the water Joe is a whiny turd
3 years ago he was 9,000, now he’s 1.3 million. What a true showing of how genuinely quality his content is.
This comment hasn’t aged well..
First timer here. Thanks to kingdom come deliverance, I bumped into your video and this shit is hilarious. :D Subbed
welcome to the show!
Wenn ich gross bin, will ich auch ein Ranton werden.
Ja, das traum ist sehr geil!
Gut für dich!
I haven't spoken or written German since the third year of high school (4 years), how did I do?
Schoise wars, du madiger Omaschlüpparammler!
Oda wie mei Großvadda sage würd: "Hasch 4 Jahre in de Arsch nablase, Kaggspast."
INAIRUTO seyen wie wahnsinnig erwachsen. Darf ich raten: 12 jahre alt?
Help
Bin 100. Like lol
wow this guy needs more views and subs
thank you
He got them...
So it is done
To think this dude had 9k a year ago, Jesus, that’s hella growth if I’ve seen it, these videos are fucking hilarious and I have to check into the Er cause I can’t breathe now
I swear you're the funniest guy on TH-cam. The memes and edits are top notch. I love every video. Even the non memed ones.
AHahah my sides I had to watch that intro at least a few times, your movements were so accurate with the game animations! Great review, your intro earned you another sub.
Oh my god the intro :)))))
Your reviews are great. I have been looking for a review channel like yours. You are going to be one of the few to make it on TH-cam.
thank you sir! 🙏 btw nice profile pic 😂
Whoever said that Germans nor Chinese people don't have humor needs to watch this video... Because both stereotypes are smashed to bits! 😂 Great video as always m8...
Seriously ...you deserve way more subscribers.
Who dafuack said that shit
@@mostafaahmedibrahim2541 he just made up some random shit so he could make a joke
@@mostafaahmedibrahim2541 yeah i never heard that shit. what do race/ethnicity got to do with humor anyways.
and indian as well like where the hell he learns those crap but... its the best!
this game is 9/10
10/10 when bugs repaired but I didn't had any major bugs
Daniel de Bílek lmfao??? 10/10 the combat is shit, the bugs are ridiculous, and it’s overall unpolished and incomplete. I’m so surprised ranton gave this shit game a 8. The only apparent good thing about it is the story... and even that supposedly didn’t end well. How does he figure an 8 and how do you figure a fucking 10?
Antonio Pitts Look up the definition of the word “opinion”. You will be amazed.
Ridiculous. It's a 5/10 at best. Stop lying.
+TheJrichert
"Stop lying"? It's his opinion. He did not even claim it as a fact. Don't you have anything better to do than being a sad sack of shit, getting angry and belligerent over other people's preferences? Grow up.
+Daniel de Bílek
It always amazes me how angry can people get over opinions. It's usually easy to single them out based on their suddenly aggressive and emotionally charged comments. xD
The only problem i had with the combat was that when there were multiple enemies it got crazy and unmanageable, switching between different enemies was weird and didnt work right, and they kept running at your face and got out of your vision, so if you didnt "kite" them, by running back and periodically fighting them one by one, it was impossible to deflect blows much less land combos and strikes. To me it was clear that the fighting was made to be about dueling, and in that sense it was awesome, but against multiple guys it was trash.
Well they wanted to do it realistic. Unfortunately realistic mean this
I understand it was frustrating to fight more than 3 enemies at once, even at max skill level, but tbh, it is realistic. I remember one sword manual by a master swordsman of the middle ages actually saying that you should run if you found yourself against 4 enemies (implying you should be able to handle 3 at most). It is pretty realistic the way they surround you instead of just taking turns to get hit. I think the combat has some control issues, which would be more technical in nature, but design-wise, I really think they managed to come up with a very good system.
@@gre8 that's 4 trained dudes though you shouldn't struggle this much against 4 bandits who don't know wtf they are doing and have shit weapons and armour, especially when your basically a knight. Also, the difficulty was mostly because the lock-on was shit and you had to lock off and lock on a different enemy instead of switching between them like for honour. My biggest gripe with this game is despite how amazing some features were, there were many basic mechanics that are just lacking without any good reason like the archery that for some reason the character holds the bow down at his cock instead of near his eye and on top of that, there was no retical and the lockpicking which was just dumb and hard not because it had many different puzzles but simply unintuitive and fucking annoying some of these issues don't even make the game more realistic so there is no reason for them to exist which annoys me cuz this game had so much potential.
I mean basic things like a compare menu when looting or better filters, actually exciting fight reactions these are all things that don't hinder realism
@@panzhubnikaz7335 yeah, sadly realism isn't always gonna be fun
i mean look at yakuza
shit is not realistic at all but it's so damn fun
That's the thing I loved about the combat lol. I have max combat stats and I still could very easily die from unarmed bandits if there's enough of them and I get grapple locked. Or the do multiple masterful strikes. Makes it to where it feels more realistic. I'm not op. I started as a blacksmith son and am an actual human who can easily die. I'm not an op demi god that has been in fights for 3,000 years and can take on 7 bandits like it's nothing. No matter what level I am I can get fucked up any moment. Makes the game better and adds to the roleplay of it in my eyes. Also made me better in combat. Instead of just spaming attacks when I found out at even max level I could die easily it made me memorize the actual combos and block and counter and do masterful strikers way better.
11:29 that disturbed part was just fantastic!!^^
0:19 Nice to see the intros are getting better and better
I've played this game for an unhealthy amount of time... 45 hours in 3.5 days. Usually I play 30 hours in 2 weeks! It was a great game, just buggy on PC unfortunately.
Nice review mate.
Pim Nelissen Same here. I could only name 5-6 other games that kept me playing for 10+ hours a day.
Mass effect trilogy, witcher 3 and Fallout:NV.
Played it on ps4 and its okish? But God damn late game is where it's better gameplay cuz early sucks and mid sucks.
I almost died of laugh, one of the bests reviews I've seen so far. Subbed (Gotta love the accent)
this disturbed-stupify reference I love it!
The Hindi swears caught me off guard, haha! Subscribed!
The rap at the beggining was the funniest thing I watched in a while. Good job.
Road to a million. Genuinely glad I came across ur channel a few months ago
I love it when he falls back into german, but is still speaking english. That cracks me up so much. Great channel, great review, subscribed and belled.
That intro. Just found your channel looking for reviews to this game and I subbed for your sense of humor.
glad u like it
Probably the most well crafted video I've seen from you yet, keep up the fucking amazing work my love 😘😘
Thanks my love 😘😘
Played this 2 years after release and had almost no bugs (just minor ones like an NPC getting stuck on a stair, fixed by pushing him out of the way). Great game.
How have I not heard about your channel in the past? Literally had me crying AND you gave a good honest and unbiased review. Keep it up bro!
thanks man! Glad u liked it
11:28 Disturbed reference!! Ranton, you surprise me in every video you post. Good stuff, dude!
The intro cracked me up, it's spot on
Thanks 😁
When i got nothing to watch i always come back to your reviews nibah :D thanks for the insane amount of laughs bro
No way you only have 10k subs. You're hilarious dude keep it up
11:30 onwards is a great reference that I feel went over almost everyone's heads. Listen to Stupify by Disturbed, it's one of the few good songs they've made.
I will pretend I didn't see the last part.
@@AsTheUniverseFades Thanks, but I used to love one of their albums when I was younger and I now hate almost all of those songs. I'm definitely gonna look into more of their discography tho, rest assured.
It’s my first time Watching one of your reviews, very funny.
thanks
There is actually a perk that can reveal the person you’re talking to’s speech values from the beginning of the interaction. It’s really useful the further you get.
why did i never catch the reference from In Bruges at 8:34!
Soooo late to the party but I just noticed that too, great film. "YOU RETRACT THAT STATEMENT ABOUT MY CUNT FUCKING KIDS!"
@@charliecoyle1869 the movie is totally underrated. One of my favorites
Who else is watching this old videos until Ranton uploads a new video??
The humble brag about nealy 10k subs...2 years later he's 10k away from 800k lol. Well deserved Ranton! I just got my Rantoni Pepperoni sweat shirt the other day 😁 Cheers to 1M subs in the near future!!
Baiklinyt kfhmietuberio?
@@Syndixal uh... yeah. Totally! Could not have said it better myself 🤣
Reverend Wartooth itgoluspelton habunistrecks? Yaf keltor vastin!
This is the first video I've watched from you (aside from the shaolin thingy) and i can honestly say that you're supposed to be at the top. My mind can't comprehend how you only have 11k subs. You definitely deserve more. And for the review, its absolutely correct.
1 million subs later..
great review man, awesome charisma, while telling us important information.. awesome blend of humor and serious facts.. no fake news here..
Great review . Just a little correction in the details of emotions at 5:50 the first one is related to speech (l'éloquence) not charisma in other word "intelligence", the second one most likely (charismatique ou bourgeois ) is related to charisma , and the last one threatening related to strenght (la force). However your outfit impact a lot on this stats .
You are truly a new legend for me !! You should get an award for lowering down the suicide numbers and delivering insane laughts ... i this video alone i was on the edge of my pen.. ..TEARS RANTON TEARS.. from squit.. LAUGHTING RANTON LAUGHTING :) i fell in love.. all people should find out about you like i did from the Shaolin BBC documentary and then your Shaolin life videos.. and then clickking on what you have else in your content.. if they are people with humor in theyr heart and mind.. they will love you allso as i do.. if not.. FOOOKK THEEEMMMM (in Connors voice ofcourse). Respect from a new Slovak Fan !
Holy fuck this channel blew up for good reason too. This channel is fucking amazing
Discovered you with ur shaolin video... Ur so funny xd
Im full chinese but live in the netherlands and cant speak chinese '-'
Would you see me as a chinese or a fake chinese..?
Cuz everyone is like: ur not a real Chinese man and im like: welp...okeh...
I see you as a youtube comment. (Which is the highest form of existence)
Ranton noice..!
you could book some chinese lessons from a white guy, they're getting quite good at it.
Your Chinese... To say you aren't would be disrespecting your awesome ancestors. But you could always go to China and maybe learn the language
my father was a gypsy so ur good
This is literally the first youtuber to make me laugh consistantly. I love you man. MACH WEITER SO! Jetzt guck ich mir erstmal all deine anderen Videos an.
Cool! Freut mich, dass es dir gefällt und viel Spaß mit den anderen videos :)
THE funniest reviewer I've ever watched. Five seconds in and I'm already dying laughing. Love you bro! Always watching your vids! Notification squad for Daddy Ranton! 🤘🏽
love ya man! Glad ur enjoying it 🙏
2 yrs later (2020) got this game free on epic games and it’s been amazing. All of the bugs were fixed (never ran into one), combat felt hard but very good after learning how it works (imo), lock picking feels 10x easier with the new look/ mechanics, You can compare items in your inventory. Overall this game is gold. The only real problem I had was my computer having a stroke after running this game for more than an hour, not even gta heats up a computer that fast.
lol thanks for this comment. Saved my 1 fan computer from having a meltdown with this thing. I figured it would be more polished by now, but it's really not worth it considering the limited time I have to game these days. If I have to install 3 more fans to run this, I think I'll pass.
But is it "buy it" or "wait till sale"?? 😏👌👌
I'm slowly getting triggered by this xD
if you want to complain now, you should have bought it yesterday.
Its on sale on ps now. Should i buy it?)
If Lo Wang had a TH-cam channel... I'm so glad I found Ranton
8:30 Omg i just got the In Bruges reference 😂😂😂
this is great! I dont just go around LOVING youtubers, some of them are cool and all but, man! Ranton is the SHIIIIIIIT! rantoni is the MAAAN! there are all the other cool youtube guys, and theres Ranton, he is authentic street nigga!
I was totally blown away by this game. Never would have given it a chance if it weren't for gamepass, I mean, how good can it be without any magic or monsters? How wrong I was. From it's depth, gameplay mechanics, to a story that completely kept my attention....just blown away. Good thing most of the bugs were gone by the time I got to it.
Ending was the biggest cliff hanger ever though. I thought I was going into finally getting to the initial point of the game and all of a sudden the game was done. I was like wtf?
"You can't be tranzgendur AND human" (PLEASE STAND BY) Laughing so fucking hard at that.
damn, first five minutes and u earned a sub. neat video style brudi
Man rewatching this again and then
"9000 subscribers" yeah now times that by 100
(Srsly congrats dude, and keep up the good work)
Holy hell this is the best review for the game on TH-cam lol
thank you :)
WHY TF I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS CHANNEL🤣🤣 A really chill and modern monk with a good sense of humour playing games, and giving reviews. Life complete. Subbed!
Watching this when you actually know german puts it on a whole other level. Love it.
Bro yt kinda fucked up giving me chinese ads because I watch Ranton
So fucking hype for KCD2.
That intro was fucking GOLD!
EDIT: Like this whole video XD They also fixed a lot of the main complaints you had about it :) At least by the time i played this game a few years ago I didn't come across as much of the problems you had and I could do things you said you couldn't, like compare items.
That intro...nailed every video game ever.
Actually there are asians in this game cumans a turkic people that came from steppes of asia to euroasian steppes later defeated by mongols and fled to hungary. And magyar r kinda asian too they came to pommerian basin around 900~
Rantoni knows Metal, I’m so proud. Stupify is a great song
Not sure if this was actually addressed in the video, but Bohemia is now the Czech Republic.
Wow amazing video. First review i've seen on the game and diferently from places like ign or acg i actualy understood what the game is about.good job MANG!!!!
THAAAAAAAAAANKS MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG
Singer, Rapper and song writer, Ranton ladies and gentle men
Been waiting for this review before i consider buying ❤️
well, I hope I could help you out :)
Oh mann, ein halb Chinese/halb Deutscher der guten englisch sprachigen Kontent macht? So einen Diamant von Kanal findet man auch nur ein mal alle paar Jahre (bevor er populär wird). Als Ich mit dem Video fertig war und auf deinem Sub - Count blickte war Ich extrem geschockt. Ich hätte minimum mit 50K gerechnet xD Du bist die perfekte Mischung aus Idubbz und AltF4Games! Btw. Ich finde es super, dass du international TH-cam betreibst, denn hier in Deutschland wird guter Kontent anscheinend nicht mehr geschätzt. Da muss man nur einen Blick auf die Klickzahlen von InANutshell oder BeHaind werfen! Außerdem feierst du Sun Diego, macht dich nur noch sympathischer (auch wenn Ich die Zeile anders in Erinnerung hatte) 😄
Falls du mal irgendwann Fame wirst (was du bei hoher Wahrscheinlichkeit wirst, bei dem Kontent) wollte Ich nur noch diktieren, dass Ich, Stifler, dein erster Deutsch - Pakistanischer Zuschauer bin! also -> vergiss mich nicht xD
haha, geil! Freut mich, dass du mein shizzel feierst. Hab lang gebraucht um bis hier her zu kommen aber die arbeit ist es auf jeden fall wert :)
6:00 I always thought that was a feather.
Game would've been much better. If they told us the names of each joint armor piece. 1. Helmet - head armor 2. Gorget with pauldrons - neck and shoulder armor 3. Bracer gauntlets - forearm and hand armor 4. Cuirass - chest and stomach armor 5. Brigandine splinted cuisses - thigh armor 6. Distressed cloak - badass cape swordsman look 7. Pennanular brooch - cloak pin holder, to keep it together as a cape 8. Knee cops - knee armor 9. Enclosed greaves - shinbone and calf muscle armor 10. Greaves - feet armor
When you said immersive I actually thought that i was watching a MxR video...
Bcuz the protagonist name is Henry
This channel is hidden gem. I have never come out of a review with a clear mind until I found your content.
The way you manage to blend comedy into the review rather than throwing it around is sooooo satisfying.
And also your obsession with 1945. And Shit. And sex.
For me as an historical european martial artist, this is just a real beautiful game. The fighting is so wonderful. And the clothes are also fucking great.
Just watched your Total war Three kingdoms video and thought it was hilarious but before I subbed I needed to make sure that it wasnt a fluke and that all your content was great. Needless to say I am now subscribed.
The game is both brilliant and shit at the same time.
In a weird way, yes :D
Lmao so accurate
Agreed brilliant and shit at the same time indeed
Found your Channels few days ago and subscribed already. Great video dude.
thanks man! Welcome to the channel 😃
best reviews
thanks man
I honestly choked from laughing when you googled bohemia. That joke was pure gold.
15:54
more reviews like this, please I beg you
Rantan being calm, for over 1 min. WOW
I played 120 h and still didn’t finish the main story, but I have all DLCs
I love how at just 9k subs this guy put so much effort and love into his videos. That's why you have 400k today
7:11 Thank me later
hot
it is later, i am thank you now. im a tit man in an ass mans world smh
I remember when just I few months ago I was the 500 somethingth subscriber. Congrats on 9k Ranton!
Thank you so much 🙏
In Bruges.
One of the best movies ever made
Ein Kollege und ich verfolgen dich schon seit ein paar Monaten. Deine Videos sind einfach sooo geil xD feiern dich richtig 😂👌 ich lache extrem selten laut wenn ich alleine bin, aber bei dir bei jedem Video mindestens einmal 😂
Ich musste mir den Milch-Gag übrigens 10x angucken. Erst dann habe ich gecheckt dass es ein gag ist wegen dem was du vorher gesagt hast.. Hab erst gedacht das wäre real gewesen xD
This is the first time I’ve ever rewatched a game review several times! I just can’t stop laughing and at the same time I’m amazed by the fact that you have been able to deliver a serious review with so much comedy mixed in. I’m looking forward to the future of your channel. 😎👍🏻
thanks man. That makes me very happy. Which one is your favorite joke? I get tunnel vision sometimes so its important to know which jokes land :)
Ranton I've watched it a few times myself, there's a lot of great skits in there lol. The "harrrdcore" part was hilarious. The man part at 6:44 was so so. I also liked the part about not finding unique loot and you understood it but it didn't do it for you. Just a lot of well delivered lines. Seems like it comes naturally with how many great parts you have in a single video.
It's hard to say which one is my favorite because I think that you where consistently hilarious. Although the "you can't be transgender and human" joke made me pause the video because I was laughing so hard. Overall you completely nailed the comedy in this one according to me. :D
9000 subscribers when this video came out. Holy shit Ranton. lol~
"Just like your moms missing teeth, it's a missing feature"
OMG I had to stop watching and catchu my breathu :))).
Damn sempai, that intro got me heavily immersed. Keep up with the good stuff!
P.s. Nyyyyyyeeeeeees
nyyyyyyeeeeeeeesss
Yo I have a question,how much can u relate chi with dragon ball z,please do answer
Yes
Well what’s the relation?