Chinese Man Eats German Military Food (MRE)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 12 ก.ย. 2024
- This German MRE compared to the Russian one is actually Legit. Shoutout to my buddy for providing it! I want to do a Chinese MRE next time but I still dont know how to get my hands on it.
I really enjoyed making this video! Love changing things up on the channel! Hopefully you enjoyed it as well!
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this is so much funnier when you're german and actually understand all his jokes
yeah that pretty much goes for any Ranton video hahaha
calm your pepperonis, adolf.
And Chinese too
@@tomato3972 Take this L tomato boi
@@BigDaddy115 who tf are you?
Disclaimer: this is french produced MRE that was received so poorly by the troops that it was decommissioned just 3 years after introduction. Out of all MREs i have ever received, this was by far the worst one. The "real" german MRE comes in grey cardboard boxes (Einmannpackung or EPA) and is quite a treat in the field, that shit is unironically good
The probable reason Rantons friend gave this to him is because they're growing this stuff around, like in a "trying to get rid of this shit" type of way
Genuine EPA can be found in some online stores for obscene prices, and many cheaper ones are fake.
06:38 - you get a lil foldable cooker with your base equipment, it's not in the MRE, youu're supposed to store it in your 2nd line, so chestrig, plate carrier, smok or whatever you're rocking
Thx, had to scroll way to far for this
this is what I was thinking, I'm French and when he said "this is traditional german food" when talking about the beans and sausage, all i could think was "oh no, this is French, my friend. this is the bastard child of cassoulet and fayots"
Bro Wtf. We had an agreement.
You don’t ever make food content and I won’t ever join Shaolin.
I’m booking a flight and going to a monastery first thing tomorrow.
Yo harley, that's funny as hell 😂👌
Holy shit i would love to see that
Bro has a friend in the german Military and his wife a father in the russian military. The funeral feasts are gonna go crazy
I mean because the World war is about to start, its an obvious joke pls just laugh
Aww hail nahh
It's gonna be the tavern scene from inglorious bastards 😂
Actually because there were many Russian migrants to Germany sometime in the late 80s/90s we have many Russian comrades in the military, especially in the infantry, which is why we call our specialised army forces (EGB) jokingly EGBlyat
Good lord, I thought one of my favoritw martial arts channel had just turned into easy-to-make content
@@astPred im german too and the russian germans in the german military are alot probably like 20% of all infantry its not only because of migration but the values of the german russians.
Try eating an American school lunch without dying challenge (impossible)
bullets
Too much lead in them.
Calling that Lunch is disrespectful to real Lunches.
I would say too soon, but I will walk straight into another joke anyway.
As an American, you merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, moulded by it.
the chemistry between you and your wife is funny as hell
They should get married or something
@@AfferbeckBeats I ship it
"So yeah I kinda wanna join the German military"
"You are half-chinese"
"And your wife's Russian"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ranton is such a mildly offensive person. Being half Chinese, German, having a Russian wife. Honestly, if he'd commit (alleged) crimes against humanity, they'd all cancel out.😂
i was so confused seing him since i didnt know him call me racist but i didnt expected him smacking that German words around him like an 100% native speaker
@@MrSkillfish well he is half german, and half chinese. and since he grew up and lives in germany, he speaks perfect german.
war crime fear him, much as racism
Says the American
@@allindbz Says the Romanian/Hungarian.
Nice to Ranton back at this again!
Chinese MRE would be cool to see. Hope you can get your hands on one.
They don't feed their soldiers, kekw.
Yeah Steve1989 had a modern one, didn't look too bad but expensive as hell if you can find one.
@@Relhiothey feed them with murican tears
@@Yusuf-ok5rkNo wonder their military is starving.
@@comradecameron3726 I think you meant North Korea. China feeds her soldiers.
"She's using her teeth! That's not what I've taught her" 💀💀💀
I loved the last MRE video so this was a pleasant surprise
you should try french MRE. its so good (for a MRE that is...) it's used as a barter item. in 2010 afghanistan, a french MRE was worth 3 american ones.
there even is a "Ration de fête" issued for special days like christmas or the 14th of July (france's national day) that's worth 35€ with foie gras, pastery mix you get to bake with the little chemical heater you get inside, and other treats like olive tapenade and sesame grissini.
ranton must be the funniest man alive. no matter what he is talking about, its always hilarious.
Broooo that paté he eats at 6:20 comes from a spanish food brand called "Apis" (yeah "Sin Gluten" = Gluten free). Its actually a nice-standard brand of food in Spain tho. No surprise he did like it hahaja Nice video btw!
2:35 “that’s not what I told her” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ROFLing in middle of the fucking lunch 🥗🫣😭😭
What a beautiful day when ranton posts
The editing and comedy are seriously top tier man, you're one of the best creators period
7:55 is indeed a exited face . 😂
The pride I feel, as a Spaniard, when the best part of every European MRE is our paté cannot be condensed in a TH-cam comment
I laughed so much at this 😅 very well done
The constant memey editing is so overwhelming and hard to follow and I love it 😂
So I don't know if the German MREs have it but in the US MREs they have a little green package that you use as a heater for your food it's supposed to be a more tactical advantage in the battlefield so that way say you were cooking and an enemy sees the lit flame versus something that's not lit and that could not be easily seen
Yeah they have it but there are so many different mres this one is intented for the trenches i think
This man is multinational treasure
4:18 The way you pronounce German words here is really tempting me to open duolingo again
2:03 Bro immediately after you said that a Ad popped up thst have me the biggest side eye of my life, holy
Bro has mastered the art of "chaotic editing"
Immer wieder starke Videos 😂❤️
Bin selber bei der Bundeswehr und wir haben tatsächlich andere EPAs aber lustig das man mal wieder ein bisschen deutsch von dir gehört hat, sehr sympathisch 😂🙏🏼
Bundeswehr spasti here. I only ever had the EPA (MRE) in an carton not in those bags. And they are somewhat different than the one you showed, but i dont know, maybe some companys have different ones. In the ones that i had there was more stuff in it. Like Beef jerky, tuna salad, bread and more small stuff (cheese that you spread on your bread or biscuit, different types of jam, meat, energy bars). I also don´t remember ever having a fruit salad.
But the main courses are the same. After having them for several weeks in africa i understand now the high suicide rate of soldiers.
I also never had constipation from them.
Was er da hat ist ne übergangslösung die es während einer Knappheit an richtigen EPA's für ein par Monate gab.
Das ganze ist in Frankreich produziert und leider sind auch nicht mal Hauptgerichte die selben, wie im originalen. Das Plastiktüten-Zeug ist tatsächlich ziemlich furchtbar gewesen und das beste da drin ist die schoki.
Mal abgesehen davon, dass man das Zeug nicht mal in der Verpackung erhitzen kann, wie die richtigen EPA's.
Wurde aber jetzt auch wieder abgeschafft und kommt hoffentlich auch nicht wieder.
Ranton is back babyyyy😆😆😆
And just like old times 🥲
"The Russian MRE had the fire, how are you supposed to eat this?"
You're supposed to take your food to the crematorium
The fucking Rammstein at 0:51 hahahahahahah GD it Ranton
God, I love your MRE videos, cause even though I know what to expect from the meals and am on point with flavours and such the video is just very entertaining and funny.
Ranton, your vids always put a smile on my face. Thank you.
Watching rantoni is like watching youtube in x1.5
Wow it's been a minute since I've watched you do one of these, and now I realize how much I was missing it. Bon appletits.
Hearing him say money shot while he opens a package makes so much sense now
Always love your videos, doesn't matter if they're reviews, these kinds of videos, serious ones, or your stream highlights. Love your humour and your editing, wish you the best!
The humor quadruples instantaneously when you're multilingual, competent of Chinese and German
Have you tried out US MREs? Some of the menus are pretty good, you can get them easily for 8-10€ / meal. German EPA isn't that exciting especially because you can get most of the stuff at the store anyway. US MREs have some really good items you can't get here (shelf stable) like the lemon-poppyseed poundcake from menu 10, that's way better than the regular cake stuff you can get here (Bahlsen etc.).
As a German def have to agree. German MRE looks depressing.
You gotta stop being so funny I have asthma attacks already lmao, good stuff
Normally, you have something to heat your stuff with but it’s part of your equipment not of the MRE. Also there is an old version of German MREs, which fucking slap (the metal ones).
I adore the first MRE video, and this turned out to be just as good. Love you Rantoni
Ranton I forgot that ur editin gives me brain damage... I love it!
4:46 For anyone wondering the Chinese actually means "Not able to see clearly", or in other words "Blind".
7:09 That caught me off guard lmao.
"Is this the bean or the sausage" had me dying. :D:D:D
Holy shit I love this series ranton is so funny
I love these MRE videos!
God I love your humor and editing so much, 7:09 I just fucking died xD so good
Also, Ranton. There's no "fake" MRE, maybe yes, a fake military one. But MRE stands for "Meal Ready to Eat", it isn't specific for military purpose only, and civilian MRE do exist.
i dont understand the german jokes but i do understand the french ones, thanks ranton for you being a polyglotte !
@0:26 you can't slide 2000's hip hop by me Ranton, but that sample of how we do was as long as the ranton shlong
8:49 tfw your older sibling said it's their turn to play with YOUR toy
The „ich muss raus“ at the Beginning killed Me 😂😂😂
You should make some more videos where you recreate moves from games like you did with mortal kombat a few years ago they are entertaining and fun to watch
Ranton bringt Ehre für das Haus in der Bundeswehr
The Russian MRE was not fake,there's videos of Ukrainians finding a few of them and reviewing,the shit is funny how disappointed they got at the end realizing it's way better than what they have. When Russians were near Kiev they gave out them to civilians so thats how UA forces found them.
Found the putin glazer
The hard biscuits save toilet paper. They make the shit as hard and dry as diamonds.
A hexamethylenetetramine cooker is part of your personal equipment. That's why there isn't one in the MRE. If you don't have any more hexamethylenetetramine (Esbit), you can use the hard biscuit. With a little shoe polish (which is part of your personal equipment), the biscuit can be used to heat up the meal.
The warm dish used to be
Type I: Ravioli in mushroom sauce and Indian rice pan
Type II: Goulash with potatoes and Ćevapčići with rice
Type III: Hamburger in tomato sauce and South American vegetable chili
Type IV: Lentil stew with mettwurst and spiral noodles in minced meat sauce
They were actually quite tasty, but then someone in the administration forgot to reorder MRE from the manufacturers and they couldn't deliver anything without pre-ordering. Now there's some stuff from the French in there and you got one of those.
'im a kabadayı thats turkish for gangsta' i fuckin love ranton
Loving the chaotic editing and video style absolute craziness
Ranton not goving attention to the poor hand that comes into the screen some times... it was just curious and wanted some food too :c
Sometimes i dont even see the video and i just come in here and like it cz he's that cool
as a german i am surprised ranton hasnt been charged with hate crimes yet lmao
as a soldier in the german military i am suprised by this mre. We have different ones but still a dope video
Because these were transitional ones we had for a few months due to scarcities caused by covid. Noone liked them, they don't exist anymore and everyone is happy.
Bro I literally Sit and wait for Ranton to upload cuz every time it's a fkin GEM!!!
0:33 god these brings back memories from the old idubzz videos
shame about the man.
I never realised how funny this Mongolian looking man is
Among us shmegma. 3:27
My favorite videos of yours are when you aren't playing a character, you're just being yourself.
So stoked he started jits
Dude I'm so glad you did this! The Russian mre video was one of my favorites even tho I'm here for the spicy game reviews
Honestly I love this guy, he's just having fun in his videos, not worrying about offending anyone, just living life you know.
Kuss geht raus, große Ehre ❤
i love these video i didn't watch the channel youtube stop feeding me you videos but am delighted to see sofia still kicking and well
i hope you do more of these and never stop uploading
There is actually more in it like Taschentücher and stuff. These MREs are actually a full day ratio with bread. Maybe it's an older one or a newer one wich I didn't had in my time in 91st but still a cool video
It's a transitional one that only existed for a few months and was honestly really bad. The original ones in cardboard boxes still exist and are as good as they always were.
@@wripiii yeah these are the ones I know. Nice to know 👍
Ty Ranton, am ill af and really needed that.
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS VIDEO FOR AGES
Genieß es! Greetings from Germany :D
I know a German that was in the military, bro loved those dry ass crackers, and the sausage stew or whatever.
He for sure didn't love what's shown in this video. What he has is just a transitional MRE that the Bundeswehr had for a few months due to scarcities.
Noone liked it so its gone for good now
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The "real" one is in a cardboard box and the main courses are in aluminum trays, so you can heat it directly over a small flame.
"looks familiar, I've seen this in the toilet" oh I'm using that on Thanksgiving
You should review space station food
KING CONTENT
About the fire: Every german soldier has a little stove and the means to make fire included in his standart equipment, so there is no need to pack it in the MRE's
Always a pleasure to see you upload, I love your videos man
Great video, I don't mind having these between the reviews!
I was not prepared for that guy to be that unhinged 😂
The thing with sausages was bacon :P the white thing was fat on it,( very healty for liver ) natural fat.
Looks like '' Pasulj ''
Oh no, not another fire.
German MRE comes with a free come shoot killed me🤣🤣🤣
Should have try Chinese MRE instead. Even a man that can digest centuries old food couldn't get pass that stuff and have to lay down for a whole year.
01:59 & 03:16
I was NOT expecting these jokes 💀
Its nice to take a break from all the reviews NOT AGAIN
0:50 i had to listen to this bit like 3 times before I recognised it from Rammstein's Deutschland. Given its a German MRE makes sense. God I hope this was intentional cause it's a great song.
Fastest click on notification in my life, my brain told me I had to watch this
big laugh at the end got me
At 4:46, what he said essentially translates to "can't see clearly"
we use a little esbit stove and heat up water with this and in the water u put the ration pack
AND German MRE is actually so good that i got myself british MRE´s for my last 1,5 week long field training xD
We need this a s a series of all MRE's he can get.
Wasnt expecting the random turkish word out of nowhere but well appreciated
That's why the knife is a standard issue on military
Biscuits (sweet, not salty) from the Swiss military are also dry as fuck BUT they are super good. There's also a challenge where you have to eat 5 (I think, maybe 3) in less than a minute without drinking.