Years ago, I heard a kid being asked by an adult (not his parents) what he wanted for Christmas (it was September) and he said he wanted a baby sister or brother. When the adult explained that it was unfortunately not possible since Christmas was only three months away and that his mom needed more time. His deadpan answer: well then put more men on the job.
My 3 year old son was asked at a daycare, "what do you want to be when you griw up?" He replied, i dont want to grow uo. I want to sit in my moms lap forever and ever!" Needless to say, he stole his mothers heart with that one....and still does at 28. Lol
3) Come up with a equation that is true when X = 7 ( (Be creative, you can make the equation as simple or as complex as you want)... Kid is smarter then the teacher
My son now 21, during a test a question was right your answer down, the next question was defend your answer, so he drew sandbags around the answer, and had a wounded soldier, and a stick soldiers shooting out, with the caption of, sarge I can't defend the answer any longer. His teacher said afterwards that if he could give him a mark for making him chuckle he would. Also my son was asked name something that's radioactive, his answer was a bananas. His teacher said in all the years of teaching he has never had that answer, but he was 100% correct.
Grade School was hell for me, especially the reading out loud to the class. I would either try to throw-up or wet my pants if I knew I was going to be call on next by the Teacher. That was back when we didn't know what Dyslexia was...
I share your experience completely. Everyone thought you were lazy and stupid, right? How often were you sent home with a note to your parents complaining about your lack of effort? How often did your parents guilt trip you for embarrassing your siblings who went to the same school? How wonderfully freeing was your diagnosis? It was one of the greatest moments of my life having something at last to explain what was going on? Boom on, my friend, boom on.
In the Nature Conservation class in High School one question on the test was "What do you call someone who looks for water using a forked Stick ? I wrote "very Thirsty ". The teacher smiled. The answer is a Douser. No he didn't give me credit.
My 8 yr old was being evaluated by several doctors for his iq...he was asked if he was stuck on a desert island & could only have two things what would it be...he said a dog & my mom...he was asked why the dog...he said to play with....why your mom & my brillant 8 yr old said "well someones got to cook"
I am a pediatric nurse. Oh my the things kids say. Not a day goes by that I am not 🤣🤣🤣💀 The best are when they say something that turns their parents 100 shades of red. 😳🤣🤣🤣
Except the parents of that one who asked that in communism everyone benefits when sharing. BS I grew up and lived 3 decades under communism and only the families of those in “ polit bureau” benefited the rest of population just worked for very few $$ the rest was stolen for the higher ups benefits.
@@jacquelinegraham1050 No problem! I think the answer should have been, "square, rhombus, rectangle" etc. But the kid gave the shapes human names instead - hilarious!
I had a question I was stuck on in my exam during cookery class in secondary school. The question was “How do you prevent milk from going sour?” and my answer was “keep it in the cow.”, the teacher gave me half a mark for my answer. 🤣🤣🤣
I homeschooled my kids. I will never forget my youngest daughter’s spelling of Fahrenheit. She spelled it “fair and height”. So funny that I snapped a picture of it.
School paper: What is the meaning of the saying, "The grass is always greener on the other side." My daughter's answer, "Because one side is dead." The pessimist is 35 now and is a Teacher.
0:22 Google Lens translation: I live a happy life here. The working environment is not livable and the benefits are lacking. But don't worry, only about ten people were seriously injured every day, and I was very careful. We opened a small shop and the business was good. Although I don’t know English very well, I can understand it roughly Understand what those white people are saying. I hope I can get ahead! I will work hard here and take care of my health. Are you okay? I miss you very much and hope we can meet again..
I remember being in my youngest daughters class at show and tell and the kid got up and said when his daddy went to work his mom got to have a sleepover with a husband Down the street. Omg the kids said my mom and dad don’t have sleepovers and he was so proud his mom did
I worked at a daycare where a girl said she would grow up to be an Alligator. 😂 she said. "I can too be an Alligator cant I Claire? I can ba anything i want to be"
These were great, but that kid who said everyone benefits from communism was maybe a smart-ass and what he wrote deserved a chuckle, but he wasn't well-educated.
And isn't that the truth!! Never understood pye and never needed to! And how many times in adult life have you been asked the radius of anything?? But i did need to understand percentages - probably the most underrated part of maths. Luckily I do 😁
5:29 This child is not wrong. I feel if the teacher wanted a better answer she should have asked a better question. Like reword it . I mean instead of where was the American Declaration of Independence sighed the question should of been what state was the American Declaration of Independence sighed. The kid would have given the teacher the answer she wanted.
@@rock8465 agreed, otherwise every historical Bill or Agreement that matters can’t be read once we, the older generation are gone. All other countries still teach it all so our kids and grandkids will fall behind in *ANOTHER* subject.
Every nation writing in Latin alphabet teaches handwriting differently… I remember being taught handwriting *twice* : first single letters and then letters with connective “bits” (slightly different) and it made me a little confused as to what was really required from the primary school students. And we had to start with simple pens dipped in ink (the blots!😅 and our hands!), nothing else (not even pencils) was allowed, because we were supposed to practice our “nice” handwriting… But it was over 50 years ago, in the old European nation… Oh, nostalgia!😅 I think handwriting (or cursive writing, longhand writing) seems faster when you for instance have to take notes at a lecture… Writing one letter at a time (printing?) causes the writing tip to break away the contact with the paper with every stroke - not very economical (or ergonomical). But now hardly anybody writes by hand, we all print on keyboards. Sooner or later calligraphy will become a forgotten art😢
My son now 36 when he was in elementary school he took a test. The next day the teacher comes to me laughing his heart out. Tells me he can't stop laughing at the answers of my son's test😊. I asked him how did he do? Teacher tells me the test consist of A, B, or C. But when my son didnt know the answer he would write down a D- none of the above.
Sadly, the only forms of government that stand the test of time are by their nature inhumane: authoritarianism, totalitarianism, dictatorship, monarchy, oligarchy. While the original theory of the economic system of communism was based on fairness for the masses, it has invariable been used in a totalitarian framework (e.g. the USSR) as a means of subduing the masses for the benefit of their rulers. Socialism on the other hand, has existed under both democratic and authoritarian political systems; the former (e.g. Sweden), most effectively; the latter (e.g. Venezuela), another sham only serving the ruling class.
@_just_looking_thank_you , Sweden famously ditched socialism because it was very quickly destroying their country in the 70's. Socialism has never worked. It breeds waste, fraud and corruption. Too much power is centralized in the government. When that occurs everything eventually crumbles. Interesting that Sweden's tax structure is EXTREMELY regressive. They provide large social welfare systems... but those systems are largely paid for by those who use them through their extremely regressive tax structure. I think regulated capitalism has the best chance of long term success. If the USA is smart enough to limit the excessive growth and corruption in the federal government.
I argued with a maths teacher in high school(advanced class ot make it worse) that negative one times negative one equals two. here's the working out; -1.-1= we use the period sign for multiplying negatives. two negatives converts to positive. +1.+1=2 . The only consolation was, I wasn't the only one who worked it out that way.
The questions for high school and middle school? I went to catholic school. We did not have xerox sheets. We had to write everything ourselves. By the end of first grade we could write sentences, by the end of second grade we could write in cursive, in complete sentences, and in paragraphs. This is funny. And sad. It shows me that the teachers have no expectations for the students.
3:50 This sweet little girl wants to be like her mother. I can not be the only one who that she wanted to be a spicy dancer when she grows up. Looking at it again it looks like a sledge hammer more than a snow shovel . Dang still this one made me belly laugh.
Yea i agree with this kids dad. Mine for some reason puts the vacuum, hampers or other stuff going into the laundry room and blocking the door to the garage. To me it is being lazy, put the vacuum away in the closet. I just drag the stuff out of my way.
Years ago, I heard a kid being asked by an adult (not his parents) what he wanted for Christmas (it was September) and he said he wanted a baby sister or brother. When the adult explained that it was unfortunately not possible since Christmas was only three months away and that his mom needed more time. His deadpan answer: well then put more men on the job.
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂🤣
Lol 😆
My 3 year old son was asked at a daycare, "what do you want to be when you griw up?" He replied, i dont want to grow uo. I want to sit in my moms lap forever and ever!"
Needless to say, he stole his mothers heart with that one....and still does at 28. Lol
Ah! The creativity and intelligence of children. I've always said, children are truly underestimated. Love it!
My little brother aged 4. "When I grow up I want to retire like Grandad."
I laughed all the way through. Kids can be so honest.
My boyfriend has a shirt that says "I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... YOUNGER!"
i remember once hearing that a little girl asked her mother "mummy, we eat food, all sorts of different colours, so why does it all come out brown?"🤣
This cracked me up 🤣🤣🤣
@@ayounglivelysoulinanoldtir3512 mystery of life.
Clearly, the young minds were naturally
VERY adept
at answering the actual questions posed!
I think my favorite one is, "Tell your wife she's pretty, even if she looks like a truck."
The kid knows what's up.
Trucks can be pretty if you treat them right. Just wash and shine once in a while 🧽🪣🧰
Happy with that. Husband is a trucker...love it ❣️
3) Come up with a equation that is true when X = 7 ( (Be creative, you can make the equation as simple or as complex as you want)... Kid is smarter then the teacher
He couldn’t have made it any simpler.😂
My son now 21, during a test a question was right your answer down, the next question was defend your answer, so he drew sandbags around the answer, and had a wounded soldier, and a stick soldiers shooting out, with the caption of, sarge I can't defend the answer any longer. His teacher said afterwards that if he could give him a mark for making him chuckle he would. Also my son was asked name something that's radioactive, his answer was a bananas. His teacher said in all the years of teaching he has never had that answer, but he was 100% correct.
I have a geiger counter, i will check
@@mariestreeting4213😊
Apparently, Mark died from too much radioactive exposure, rest in peace, Mark 🙏
@@mariapanariello6949all gave some, Mark gave all.
Write*
I'm still laughing---Some of these are priceless!
"Diabetes. Bob has diabetes" 😁😁😂😂 Brilliant!👏👏
Future doctor right there
The student's smarter than his/her teacher, no discuss.
It's a Pokemon video. Dragonair evolved into a Dragonite and said, "Now I have diabetes."
Grade School was hell for me, especially the reading out loud to the class. I would either try to throw-up or wet my pants if I knew I was going to be call on next by the Teacher. That was back when we didn't know what Dyslexia was...
I share your experience completely. Everyone thought you were lazy and stupid, right? How often were you sent home with a note to your parents complaining about your lack of effort? How often did your parents guilt trip you for embarrassing your siblings who went to the same school? How wonderfully freeing was your diagnosis? It was one of the greatest moments of my life having something at last to explain what was going on? Boom on, my friend, boom on.
Omg, lol the one who drew their mother on the pole had me dying of laughter.
The one that says "Warren RIP" has the top cut off. It says "draw a picture of where you are going to be in 100 years."
Thank you! I was curious.
In the Nature Conservation class in High School one question on the test was "What do you call someone who looks for water using a forked Stick ? I wrote "very Thirsty ". The teacher smiled. The answer is a Douser.
No he didn't give me credit.
Some of these kids have funny parents.
No these kids have soft parents. If I ever thought of doing the one at 0:26 I would of gotten a free vacation to the hospital for a while.
My 8 yr old was being evaluated by several doctors for his iq...he was asked if he was stuck on a desert island & could only have two things what would it be...he said a dog & my mom...he was asked why the dog...he said to play with....why your mom & my brillant 8 yr old said "well someones got to cook"
😂😂😂😂😂
I just love smartass kids
Typical of guys
I am a pediatric nurse. Oh my the things kids say. Not a day goes by that I am not 🤣🤣🤣💀 The best are when they say something that turns their parents 100 shades of red. 😳🤣🤣🤣
Except the parents of that one who asked that in communism everyone benefits when sharing. BS I grew up and lived 3 decades under communism and only the families of those in “ polit bureau” benefited the rest of population just worked for very few $$ the rest was stolen for the higher ups benefits.
most are legitimate answers, and by the writing, these kids are too young to be or know what a smart ass is.
Always better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass!
That age old question: Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?
yes
" Adults are just obsolete children."
- Dr. Suess
❤😂 Love these kids!! They're super hilarious and smart!! 😂👍💕
Centimeters to meters....take out the centi....noted thank you 😁😂
OMG! Name the quadrilaterals! Bob, Sam..... Nearly wet my pants laughing!
Embarrassed to say....but I don't get it.
@@jacquelinegraham1050 No problem! I think the answer should have been, "square, rhombus, rectangle" etc. But the kid gave the shapes human names instead - hilarious!
@@jacquelinegraham1050 The questions called for answers like - square, rectangle etc. The kids gave the shapes human names, hilarious!
These were hilarious. Working with younger children, I find these to be absolutely perfect! Thank you!
I had a question I was stuck on in my exam during cookery class in secondary school. The question was “How do you prevent milk from going sour?” and my answer was “keep it in the cow.”, the teacher gave me half a mark for my answer. 🤣🤣🤣
My daughter let us know she was going to grow up to be a black singer🥰
Good choice. Two questions: 1. Is she black? 2. How good are her singing abilities?
@@nebelland8355, I’m guessing she’s not black.
Falling down at a playground was definitely answered by a Gen x. You get your ass up and you deal with it.
Yes, and if you're a GenJoneser, you rub dirt on it and walk it off.
In grade school we were asked what we wanted to be when we grew up. I said a time machine.
I concur with the one word description of school.
Me too
.....draw the curtains !!!😂😂😂😂😂
Amelia Bedelia!
My best friend's young son wrote this: my mom is as smart as....a dog and cooks me the best ramen noodles.
Sooo sweet,bless his heart ❤️
These are all smart and hilarious! I'm rolling! 😂😂😂😂😂
New-fashioned teacher in the Czech Republic: You are creative! Old-fashioned teacher: You failed your homework!
My daughter once wrote she would like to be a dog when she grew up "as I think they have an easy life". The teacher's comment was "I agree".
I have 3 adult children & 2 grand kids 7& 24,this takes me back,i am so tickled,,,o what Joy 😂😊😊😊❤
Awwwwwwwwww I love the incidents of a child ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Innocence?!?!?!
@@pattimercer9357 😆😅🤣
@@pattimercer9357😂
Well, for sure, these incidents all show the innocence of the child’s mind. 😊
@@earthangel2522 better spelling 👌
Biology question: How does a hydra move?
Childs answer: By waving it's testicles in the air.
His word was almost right 😂
More smart answers than questions.
I like the one about breaking out of your tomb when you turn 100 years old
These teachers are great, recognises intellectual of kids
I homeschooled my kids. I will never forget my youngest daughter’s spelling of Fahrenheit. She spelled it “fair and height”. So funny that I snapped a picture of it.
Most of these kids are not wrong!
3x5 cheat sheet is hilarious. But my favorite was unscrambled letters into words.S***.
This cracked me up!
School paper: What is the meaning of the saying, "The grass is always greener on the other side." My daughter's answer, "Because one side is dead." The pessimist is 35 now and is a Teacher.
Thanks, I really needed that!
0:22 Google Lens translation: I live a happy life here. The working environment is not livable and the benefits are lacking. But don't worry, only about ten people were seriously injured every day, and I was very careful. We opened a small shop and the business was good.
Although I don’t know English very well, I can understand it roughly
Understand what those white people are saying.
I hope I can get ahead! I will work hard here and take care of my health.
Are you okay?
I miss you very much and hope we can meet again..
Thanks for that. Clever kid.
That is hilarious!
2:37 She deserved extra credit.
I put this on because I just watched something scary,well I'm glad I did I have tears running down my face😂.
That's my smiley muscles primed for the day!! 😂
Really funny stuff
These are incomparable !!
I remember being in my youngest daughters class at show and tell and the kid got up and said when his daddy went to work his mom got to have a sleepover with a husband Down the street. Omg the kids said my mom and dad don’t have sleepovers and he was so proud his mom did
I enjoyed this ❤❤❤
I laughed until I cried. These are hilarious 😂😂
Forget about Albert. David wants to be a fireman when he grows up because he likes explosions and fire.
...WTF!!!😂
I thought the same! 😮
Two possible options if David chooses not to be a firefighter: 1) demolitions expert. 2) Arsonist.
Lady Gaga 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Stop I can’t breathe!
Tornado safety 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Heck I've never even smiled at these videos, I'm actually laughing at this one 😂
I had to pause this quite a few times and I laughed so hard...
I worked at a daycare where a girl said she would grow up to be an Alligator. 😂 she said. "I can too be an Alligator cant I Claire? I can ba anything i want to be"
I needed that , thanks.
These were great, but that kid who said everyone benefits from communism was maybe a smart-ass and what he wrote deserved a chuckle, but he wasn't well-educated.
There is a huge difference between communism in theory and what dictators did with it in practice. The kid has a correct grasp of the theory.
7:27 Please note, that it doesn't say "adulthood" :D
Tapeworms are hermaphrodites. What is hermaphrodite? - Lady Gaga. The shade of it all from a kid. It's precious!
I sure don't remember getting asked some of those type questions when I was that young!
I can't do that math either, kids. And I've never needed to.
And isn't that the truth!! Never understood pye and never needed to! And how many times in adult life have you been asked the radius of anything??
But i did need to understand percentages - probably the most underrated part of maths. Luckily I do 😁
Best laugh for years 😂
5:29 This child is not wrong. I feel if the teacher wanted a better answer she should have asked a better question. Like reword it . I mean instead of where was the American Declaration of Independence sighed the question should of been what state was the American Declaration of Independence sighed. The kid would have given the teacher the answer she wanted.
What happened to cursive writing?
Not taught in Canadian public schools it’s keyboarding instead and printing. It makes cursive writing a secret code amongst parents lol.
@@14goldmedals LOL!
Something that really needs to be taught, I think
@@rock8465 agreed, otherwise every historical Bill or Agreement that matters can’t be read once we, the older generation are gone. All other countries still teach it all so our kids and grandkids will fall behind in *ANOTHER* subject.
@@14goldmedals so true... already feeling the loss
Every nation writing in Latin alphabet teaches handwriting differently… I remember being taught handwriting *twice* : first single letters and then letters with connective “bits” (slightly different) and it made me a little confused as to what was really required from the primary school students. And we had to start with simple pens dipped in ink (the blots!😅 and our hands!), nothing else (not even pencils) was allowed, because we were supposed to practice our “nice” handwriting… But it was over 50 years ago, in the old European nation… Oh, nostalgia!😅
I think handwriting (or cursive writing, longhand writing) seems faster when you for instance have to take notes at a lecture…
Writing one letter at a time (printing?) causes the writing tip to break away the contact with the paper with every stroke - not very economical (or ergonomical).
But now hardly anybody writes by hand, we all print on keyboards. Sooner or later calligraphy will become a forgotten art😢
There are some great ways not to ask a question here. But hang on most of them are correct. The OR is a great example.
These are hilarious. ❤😂
My son now 36 when he was in elementary school he took a test. The next day the teacher comes to me laughing his heart out. Tells me he can't stop laughing at the answers of my son's test😊. I asked him how did he do? Teacher tells me the test consist of A, B, or C. But when my son didnt know the answer he would write down a D- none of the above.
4:35 This is so sweet!
😂😅😂😅 So fun!!
3:06 Difference between it written on paper and how it has failed in the real world 100% of the time.
Sadly, the only forms of government that stand the test of time are by their nature inhumane: authoritarianism, totalitarianism, dictatorship, monarchy, oligarchy. While the original theory of the economic system of communism was based on fairness for the masses, it has invariable been used in a totalitarian framework (e.g. the USSR) as a means of subduing the masses for the benefit of their rulers. Socialism on the other hand, has existed under both democratic and authoritarian political systems; the former (e.g. Sweden), most effectively; the latter (e.g. Venezuela), another sham only serving the ruling class.
“All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others” 😢
@_just_looking_thank_you , Sweden famously ditched socialism because it was very quickly destroying their country in the 70's.
Socialism has never worked.
It breeds waste, fraud and corruption. Too much power is centralized in the government.
When that occurs everything eventually crumbles.
Interesting that Sweden's tax structure is EXTREMELY regressive. They provide large social welfare systems... but those systems are largely paid for by those who use them through their extremely regressive tax structure.
I think regulated capitalism has the best chance of long term success. If the USA is smart enough to limit the excessive growth and corruption in the federal government.
I argued with a maths teacher in high school(advanced class ot make it worse) that negative one times negative one equals two. here's the working out;
-1.-1= we use the period sign for multiplying negatives.
two negatives converts to positive.
+1.+1=2 .
The only consolation was, I wasn't the only one who worked it out that way.
The plant's cell 😂😂😂
The questions for high school and middle school? I went to catholic school. We did not have xerox sheets. We had to write everything ourselves. By the end of first grade we could write sentences, by the end of second grade we could write in cursive, in complete sentences, and in paragraphs. This is funny. And sad. It shows me that the teachers have no expectations for the students.
Difference between a tapeworm and hermaphodite???? Someone please check this teacher out😅😅😅😅😅
This is hilarious 😂! Wholey 😮😅🎉
These are so hilarious!
Got quite a giggle. 😊😊😊😊
When in 2nd grade my son was asked his favorite subject, he said baseball.
"This is kid is much smarter than I am"
I would say so ..
1:04 Bob has diabetes and 7 candy bars!
1:32 I would start crying because I scratched my knee!
1:59 I agree with that 5 year old!
Part of the Chinese letter that describes the working environment : "Don't have to worry about me; every day 10 persons get injured"
They are very funny, but I doubt many are genuine.
These are genius!!!!
mood ring cracked me up🤣
Hilarious 😅
3:50 This sweet little girl wants to be like her mother. I can not be the only one who that she wanted to be a spicy dancer when she grows up. Looking at it again it looks like a sledge hammer more than a snow shovel . Dang still this one made me belly laugh.
Never ask a child anything unless you want to hear the truth and be very specific about what you want.
I agree with the math questions😂😂
Yea i agree with this kids dad. Mine for some reason puts the vacuum, hampers or other stuff going into the laundry room and blocking the door to the garage. To me it is being lazy, put the vacuum away in the closet. I just drag the stuff out of my way.
This is sooo funny. 😄
The amount of shit our kids are presented with makes you reconsider homeschooling as an option
3:45 David confused pyromaniac with fireman
Not that snow shovel one again. It's over 20 years old and fake.
Really ? How do you know this ?
@@BrightSeaStar many of them are
I think it’s a sledgehammer!😅
I'm a teacher for 25 years and these all look kid-like. At least they are thinking.
Guess the teacher was lucky the kid didn't use the metric system on that 3x5.
you mean 0.914 meters x 1.524 meters or, roughly, 1 x 1.5? Ask any Canadian school kid for help!
@@coldlakealta4043 why make it so complicated? Just 3 meters x 5 meters will do.