My math teacher told me this lol, said I did the work wrong but got the right answer and she didn't know how, she told me not to do that because I might not always get the right answer but I never changed my math style and always got the right answer lol. Come to find out my math style is an actual style of math who knew
All of this is in the moms head. She has so much anxiety about her kids that she goes insane and imagines what ifs. Thats why when she comes home everything is super clean and tidy. Cus in reality nothing happened. They just played games together while the babysitter slept. The world is all through her lens. She sees the world a happy perfect place. And her boss is some weirdo with ocd. And the whole boyfriend thing, shes just settling. She doesnt really want to be with him so she creates these scenarios in her head, "what if he did ____ to the kids", kinda like making excuses for herself not to be with him.
AH and it would also explain why the cat is reminiscent of the father/the wife's ex: in her manifestations of concern, she creates a disrupting force with familiar traits, but the worst ones have been amplified in her anxious mind. It's her ex, but more chaotic and more of all the things she hated about him that led her to split up with him in the first place. The embodiment of her nightmares.
Hello TheTheorizer, You may not know me, but a while back (a whole two or three years ago to be exact) I commented that you should do a theory on the RPG Maker Horror Game "ib". Now the reason why I haven't replied to (or watched) any of your recent videos is because I wanted to wait and see if you truly noticed my comment. I did the same to GameTheory and they still haven't fulfilled my request. I know that this comment will be buried under a mountain of others, and will eventually be forgotten over time for the rest of eternity, but know that I am commenting to you now as a last bastion of patience I have for you and your channel. I can't be the only one who has wondered about "ib" and what exactly the deal is with the story of it but if someone like you could please do a theory on it, I'm sure I and many others like me will be very grateful. Plus, "ib" has a massive cult following, that I assume some of your subscribers are a part of, so I can't be the only one. I am asking for the last time, (before I decide to unsubscribe) that you please do a theory on "ib". I await your reply once more, y'know, before it's over.
Now the saddest and terrifying part is when someone is being pushed by what is real and pulled of what is fake. That can or will damage/break a person's mind so bad, they would not care to know or think of what is real or not. They'll do whatever just to be free from reality and fantasy
I have childhood trauma from watching the cat in the hat. Literal weeks of nightmares about that one scene where he pops up under the bed and the dystopian nature of the universe in the film
I’m here now because I remember it being funny when I was younger so I made my bf watch it with me lastnight and we didn’t even finish it and both couldn’t sleep. I definitely had a nightmare. So I’m trying to see if anyone else had a similar experience.
Whoes Scarrier The Grinch or The Cat In The Hat they both gave me nightmares, i would always look under my ved and see a black shadowy image of his face now im face to face with a invisible transparent face sometimes i would look at it and fall asleeep aftaid if i lost eye contact it would be the end i hear they have the actor who played terrifier play anew horror movie about the grinch as a slasher o.0 we need cat in the hat next @@Mr.dingles
Except for the grinch for some reason. Then again i heard this was the reason that they only weren't allowed to include the Cat in the Hat anymore into anything cause they completely ruined him in the eyes of anyone who saw this movie. I didn't hear that they weren't allowed to make any Seuss live action movies, just ones including Cat
Horton hears a who The lorax The grinch who stole Christmas. All these movies worked.. as did this one lol this creator has flown over the cookoos nest.
Somehow you managed to capture the exact depravity I felt when I first watched this movie. Every time I have to watch it I immediately tell myself that it was a fever dream because I don't want to deal with the fact that *this* is a movie the adults in my life thought was appropriate to show to a child, and it also exists.
Fun fact. This is the movie that when the family owner of dr seuss's work saw it in an early screening was so mortial horrified that they swore to never give permission for a live action movie of suess work ever again.
Dr Seuss' widow Audrey Geisel. She originally didn't want to merchandise any of it because Dr. Seuss rejected merchandising offers. But universal got her permission on the Dr. Seuss themed section of the park by showing her photos and she loved it. Then Jim Carry brought her to the universal set to encourage her to say yes to the grinch movie. Universal heavily included her in the grinch and did 8 renditions of the story before it got her final approval. For the cat in the hat next they didn't include her at all, she didn't want the guy who played Austin Powers (Milk Myers) to play the spokes character for the Dr Seuss industry and was upset at all the jokes and innuendos and horror like murder references. That she said no more live action films. But animations have still gotten passes which is why we had the Lorax and another grinch movie
It's a horror movie of kids being groomed by a sociopath. He wants to see how much he can get away with before someone raises the alarm. It would also explain why the kids might be drugged🤔
Really, he's commiting felonies: the parents left and a complete stranger walks (broke) into thier house , gets rid of thier nanny (assaulted), and spends hours "playing" with the kids but all his games are "naughty" . The kids don't really want to play but he just keeps going (held hostage), he knows thier personal info like he's been watching them (stalking) then pulls out a contract that says he can do all of this (enticement of minors)...then he cleans it all up before thier parents get home so they have no idea what happened to them (kidnapped) . He literally traumatizes them so badly they'll probably never tell and if they did no one would believe them......there's no other cat-people in this movie, no one knows where he came from so he'll never get caught.
Or Mike = Michael Townley from GTA 5, the Michael you play as is a clone which makes sense since nobody would let their wife bang a tennis coach. The Real Michael is being used as an experiment funded by the FIB and they're capable of doing some sick shit from stealing a chemical tube from Hunane Labs to having UFO's labelled with FIB on them. The UFO at Mount Chiliad is monotoring the player just like how it's monotoring it's experiment of Michael Townley as The Cat in the Hat. The Cat clearly has repressed memories and desires that only a 40 year old bank heist guy would have.
For people who haven’t watched theorizer before this video and not watched for years like a lot of us... his videos for years have gotten crazier and crazier and he’s finally snapped and lost it all
"Oh my god. It's a movie!" Yeah? "It's a MOVIE" Come on back, Theorizer! You're almost here! "It's a movie! In-universe!" Get the tranquilizer, we lost him.
The theoriser: *IT'S A MOVIE* Me: wow who would have thought Theoriser: *IT'S A MOVIE OF A STAGE PLAY WITHIN THE MOVIE WITH AN HIDDEN AUDIENCE WATCHING...* Me:Wait what...
i got it, it's not as much as a movie as a thing that when we watch it opens an infinite amount of universes watching us watch it and the ones that we are watching watching it
I remember the movie scaring me a lot toward the end. The whole world of randomness they fall into where everyone almost dies because of how unpredictable the world is. What scared me more as a kid was the purple tornado at the end which the sister almost gets sucked into. What kicked it off was when the boy says "everything is disappearing up there!" The whole idea of being sucked up and turned into nothing always scared me as a child.
@John Kirklin Davis yeah, I felt like that would have happened at some point. Not gonna lie, little excited for what he has next. Anyway have a great day and take care dude.
I used to love the movie as a child, but when I watched it I always had this tingly feel telling me that something feels off, or in some scenarios in the movie it made me feel like everybody was going crazy. Maybe I feel weird because it’s the fact that it’s a giant cat that can speak fluent English.
Nah it's not magic. This is actually a memory, a traumatic one. Their abusive father comes back and kidnaps them, their coping mechanism is to look back on it as a big cat and it all being magic. My guess is it's the little girls memory as the irony would be that the serious professional one is so traumatized she has to use magic to cope
That sounds like the Same idea as monsters inc . That sully and Mike are actually kidnappers and boo perceives them as colorful monsters , but it’s actually the patterns on their clothes ha.
The way the town looks and the way the people dress, it reminds me of the town in Edward Scissorhands. Unatural, reminiscent of the 1950s American style, but it feels uncanny like those nuclear test towns. The people's mannerisms in Edward Scissorhands (because I haven't, and continue to refuse to watch The Cat in the Hat) seem off as well. I thought lead poisoning but after this theory, I may have to review that.
This movie gave me a genuine anxiety attack as a child. I can’t even joke about this, the movie legitimately traumatized me and I remember every single detail about it. Now I’ve returned, and I’m seriously regretting my choices. My chest is tightening. I’m currently defying my my fight or flight response. I’m legitimately frightened. Holy shit.
That's funny cause I used to watch this movie alot as a kid until 1 day I had this traumatizing nightmare about it. I still remember the nightmare and ever since then I've never watched this movie again.
I love how the the theorizer is able to talk about anything livht harted and make it sound dark without needing to change the story or add or remove anything and ensted just changes how he describes it. Side note I would want theorizer to make a theory or a video on something Dr Suess but he has to ryme the hole time. Maybe he could do it for a video on the *thicc* plot series were even if the comments dont ryme he needs to make it ryme while he is reading it somehow?
I always had a theory about The Cat. You know-how Christmas has a demon known as Krampus a demon who kidnaps kids to scares them into being nice, not naughty. Well, what if The Cat is like Krampus except he is there to teach kids responsibility and how to have some fun instead of following a set of rules. We already understand why Conrad needed to learn responsibility, that was the main reason why he showed up in the first place, the second reason is because of Sally. Sally wasn't invited to Denise's birthday party and was confused about why she wasn't invited. It is simple why she wasn't invited it's because Sally is a killjoy. The Cat planed the entire invited knowing what was going to happen and how it was going to go down. He was even there to also protect the kids and Joan from Larry Quinn because he knew he was a bad person. Just like how Krampus goes out his way to teach a butch kids a lesson so does The Cat in The Hat. That's just a theory anyway.
Or perhaps her views on their religion? She doesn't seem to have much problem with elephants in general, though it could be said that their religion is The Tiny Speck.
/theorizer succumbs into laughter at around the 10 minute mark/ I think you need to take those something for that iron deficiency you were mentioning earlier, perhaps.
Not much bothers me. I've even taken in the occasional "adult film" in my days. However, the food orgy at the end of Sausage Party disturbed me so much, that I had to turn it off. Something about food having sex made me feel SUPER uncomfortable lol
im starting to feel like this is to test how well the theorizer can make people believe his theories based on the manipulation of words and pace, and the theorizer is slowly descending into madness, probably going to adapt into some sort of lore, maybe intersecting with conniving puffins in some way, have we ever thought about who the theorizer is, not his real true idea, but who is persona is? I think his persona's identity is the way to figure out these ramblings end.
We watched this in kindergarten and I still remember how my teacher paused it multiple times to look at us and make sure we didn’t get any on the jokes that I now understand, this movie terrified me and I can’t believe this was approved lmao
at first when he was saying its a movie while wheezing as if he found the cure to cancer, i was very confused. i thought he had finally gone off his rocker.
Well theorizer is a scp sciencists and movie is probably an alternate universe / a pocket universe projected by a tv or channel (open to anyone). Cat is a reality warper, children are powerfull entities able to govern that universe. All other people, objects are made by the 3. Scp foundation of that universe doesn't exist, can't reach it.
The town could be a dystopian experiment like the town in The Giver, but with different drugs and a slightly altered experiment. Scientists in northern Montana could have built this set to experiment with more frowned upon drugs like LSD or acid, or maybe going as far as DMT, with the cat as a inside agent documenting the kids live reactions and mental capacities to their environment around them collapsing in on itself. The mother and the cat could be the kids real parents put into the simulation to test their abilities under extreme levels of stress. Or it could he another instance of the truman show and this is some sort of live entertainment for the rest of the world and everyone around the kids are actors. Or maybe its just some fever dream-like movie we all for some reason remember
Couldn't be DMT... with that, the people would be dead, not hallucinating on their feet. DMT is something that needs to be microdosed, as even microdoses are potent enough to kill, which is why with DMT you're supposed to do it with another person or in a group, so they can force air into your lungs (It renders the user unconscious and unable to breathe) There would be corpses everywhere lol
To me the creepiest part of the actual cat from the original book is when the fish tells the cat to get out of their house and the cat straight up says nah I don't wanna, I like it here, and like, holy shit, you don't get to just decide that stuff on whim, you know? It's still *their house,* just how much would the cat decide he would get to just *do* because he feels like it? I know to some I might seem to be overreacting but reading the book to my toddler years ago I seriously ended up getting "the rapist who just hasn't decided he feels like raping anyone yet" vibes o.o
I can honestly imagine your creative process here. Just you sitting alone in a dark room, at a desk with notes and a microphone, regularly wiping off your cold sweat. Shuddering as you speak into the microphone. The room is strewn about with annotated photographs and torn notes. A dozen empty medicine bottles piled beneath the desk. The door locked and your family barging against it, trying to get you the help you need.
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Theorizer:"It's a movie"
Me:"I don't know how you used the wrong formula and got the right answer"
Well if anyone's gonna do it, it's the theorizer.
My math teacher told me this lol, said I did the work wrong but got the right answer and she didn't know how, she told me not to do that because I might not always get the right answer but I never changed my math style and always got the right answer lol. Come to find out my math style is an actual style of math who knew
@@Freckledfoureyes clearly not her
Man goes completely fucking insane while watching a cat movie
😂😂😂😂😂
with low iron--
😂😂😂😂
I read this and snorted and laughed a little
I read this and couldn’t stop laughing
"I'm dangerously low on iron so we're running with it" is the best explanation ever
Honestly, I can relate.
Lmao true
This explanation is why I subscribed lol. I need this energy in my life 😂
All of this is in the moms head. She has so much anxiety about her kids that she goes insane and imagines what ifs. Thats why when she comes home everything is super clean and tidy. Cus in reality nothing happened. They just played games together while the babysitter slept. The world is all through her lens. She sees the world a happy perfect place. And her boss is some weirdo with ocd. And the whole boyfriend thing, shes just settling. She doesnt really want to be with him so she creates these scenarios in her head, "what if he did ____ to the kids", kinda like making excuses for herself not to be with him.
My man is saying the yoshikage Kira monologue
@@big_serg1847 True that
AH and it would also explain why the cat is reminiscent of the father/the wife's ex: in her manifestations of concern, she creates a disrupting force with familiar traits, but the worst ones have been amplified in her anxious mind. It's her ex, but more chaotic and more of all the things she hated about him that led her to split up with him in the first place. The embodiment of her nightmares.
I can entirely believe that’s the meta-narrative of the movie being presented, yeah.
Hole in this theory:The fact that Larry comes in after she returns, still covered in goop and trying to explain what happened
“ A fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break that’s like 16 walls”.
That’s a quote from the first Deadpool right?
Nexus Tragoon yes it is
@@nexustragoon1920 yep
Neat
@@nexustragoon1920 Nah its from Shrek
Alternative title: the Theorizer slowly descending into madness while talking about a movie with a cat trying to kidnap his kids.
And he realized that the movie is a movie
Just a usual video by the theorizer.
Yesssss
Yes I listened to this while I did a PowerPoint on Jim Jones
I think mort is really absorbing him🙃
The scariest and most entertaining thing about this channel is that I can't tell if he's being serious or not
He's always painfully serious
@@spidergwen1350 but also never
@@Human_traain No he is allways serious
@@livingrightnow930 but also never
@@DGincorporated1 ut is he always serious or never???
10:37 Hearing you naturally break down in the middle of your script is honestly the best thing ever lmao
Yes it is man
He’s explaining this like it’s a black mirror episode
200th like
You say that like this movie isn't a Black Mirror episode
Black Mirror is a cat in the hat copy.
This movie got me into trouble durnig Primary school due to me calling everything a "Dirty hoe" don't regret it
LMAO 😂
Thats wild loool
They wanted to get you and make it look like a bloody accident
WHAT??-
LAMO!!
Here's my theory about the theorizer, he is slowly going insane with every theory he makes.
At first it was a joke but then he started to fall into his youtube persona (my theory)
At this point that's a fact, not a theory
Hello TheTheorizer,
You may not know me, but a while back (a whole two or three years ago to be exact) I commented that you should do a theory on the RPG Maker Horror Game "ib".
Now the reason why I haven't replied to (or watched) any of your recent videos is because I wanted to wait and see if you truly noticed my comment. I did the same to GameTheory and they still haven't fulfilled my request.
I know that this comment will be buried under a mountain of others, and will eventually be forgotten over time for the rest of eternity, but know that I am commenting to you now as a last bastion of patience I have for you and your channel.
I can't be the only one who has wondered about "ib" and what exactly the deal is with the story of it but if someone like you could please do a theory on it, I'm sure I and many others like me will be very grateful. Plus, "ib" has a massive cult following, that I assume some of your subscribers are a part of, so I can't be the only one.
I am asking for the last time, (before I decide to unsubscribe) that you please do a theory on "ib".
I await your reply once more, y'know, before it's over.
Not every!... Just after 99% percent of them
I mean if you did this with a dark and brooding persona for 4 years you’d inch closer to suicide to
You can’t mess this movie up for me. Ever. I put it on for my infant and it allowed me to get some sleep. Mike Meyers raised my oldest child.
I loved that movie too.
I'm not a parent, but that comment gave me an insight into parenting I can't imagine learning any other way!!!
Alternate title: Why the Cat In The Hat is actually a masterpiece of psychological horror and is a terrifying reflection of the world we live in
@Gonzalo Baca right!?
Now the saddest and terrifying part is when someone is being pushed by what is real and pulled of what is fake. That can or will damage/break a person's mind so bad, they would not care to know or think of what is real or not. They'll do whatever just to be free from reality and fantasy
@@JmanWolf holy crap that’s actually pretty spooky
Well the car is already too scary
Finally, someone who takes the cat in the hat as a serious threat.
The Simpson’s did too, “the fat in the hat” in that one Halloween special
@@Ranger09048 yeah. That’s probably the creepiest simpsons episodes ever
@@SidneyBell Really how come? I found it hilarious
HAHAHA
OKAY BUT - this showed up in my house one day and ⟟ watched it over and over till it disappeared like the rest -
Once he started giggling I knew...
He's lost it
I have childhood trauma from watching the cat in the hat. Literal weeks of nightmares about that one scene where he pops up under the bed and the dystopian nature of the universe in the film
I really shouldn't look at the comments and this video in the first place at night
I’m here now because I remember it being funny when I was younger so I made my bf watch it with me lastnight and we didn’t even finish it and both couldn’t sleep. I definitely had a nightmare. So I’m trying to see if anyone else had a similar experience.
Me too the same scene made me terrified of the dark
Whoes Scarrier The Grinch or The Cat In The Hat they both gave me nightmares, i would always look under my ved and see a black shadowy image of his face now im face to face with a invisible transparent face sometimes i would look at it and fall asleeep aftaid if i lost eye contact it would be the end
i hear they have the actor who played terrifier play anew horror movie about the grinch as a slasher o.0 we need cat in the hat next
@@Mr.dingles
Ur weak
This movie is literally the reason that they're not allowed to make live action adaptations of Dr. Seuss books anymore.
Except for the grinch for some reason. Then again i heard this was the reason that they only weren't allowed to include the Cat in the Hat anymore into anything cause they completely ruined him in the eyes of anyone who saw this movie. I didn't hear that they weren't allowed to make any Seuss live action movies, just ones including Cat
@@malepatternbaldness. My question is would the sequel be any good?
I had a nightmare about cat in the hat it was terrifying cat in the hat was a cannibal crazy and insane
@@aidenwhite2017 I feel like that would be a great sequel.
Horton hears a who
The lorax
The grinch who stole Christmas.
All these movies worked.. as did this one lol this creator has flown over the cookoos nest.
new drinking game: take a shot every time The Theorizer interrupts himself to start wheezing. (either in surprise, hilarity, or anything else)
Don't do it or you will be dead half way through the movie by alcohol poisoning
@@sloppyoyster5779
I'M DOING IT I'M GETTING AT LEAST 10 FULL BOXES OF ROOT BEER!
@@localforestwitch7215 Don't you will get diabetes
@@sloppyoyster5779
I'M AT THE STORE, I'M 15, *YOU CAN'T STOP ME*
Stop stop hes already dead
Jesus Christ I just witnessed a man go insane over a film about a furry
First time?
😂
New here?
Cats movie is a sequal!?!?!
@@emeraldkoala2 😂🤣👊
Somehow you managed to capture the exact depravity I felt when I first watched this movie. Every time I have to watch it I immediately tell myself that it was a fever dream because I don't want to deal with the fact that *this* is a movie the adults in my life thought was appropriate to show to a child, and it also exists.
Yo
Fun fact. This is the movie that when the family owner of dr seuss's work saw it in an early screening was so mortial horrified that they swore to never give permission for a live action movie of suess work ever again.
Dr Seuss' widow Audrey Geisel. She originally didn't want to merchandise any of it because Dr. Seuss rejected merchandising offers. But universal got her permission on the Dr. Seuss themed section of the park by showing her photos and she loved it. Then Jim Carry brought her to the universal set to encourage her to say yes to the grinch movie. Universal heavily included her in the grinch and did 8 renditions of the story before it got her final approval. For the cat in the hat next they didn't include her at all, she didn't want the guy who played Austin Powers (Milk Myers) to play the spokes character for the Dr Seuss industry and was upset at all the jokes and innuendos and horror like murder references. That she said no more live action films. But animations have still gotten passes which is why we had the Lorax and another grinch movie
which is so sad because this movie was comedy gold
@@SunshineTheLoverheck no
TLDW:
-the cats their dad
-its an experiment
-its a movie
-its a test audience
-the theorizer needs his iron
He really needs that iron though
Like...a lot of iron
I’m anemic I know how it is to be low on iron but he seriously needs it. Sounds tired. It can make you tired.
You had 3 times to use the right ‘it’s.’
Whatever you're smokin'...
You better share.
lol
Well the creator of this movie was smoking everything
He’s smoking the truth
@@jacketpotato8185 obviously.
Like jesus dude stop smokin crack
Pov: you're on a movie date with the theorizor and he slowly goes insane while you're watching the cat and the hat
“Don’t you see(* wheezes*) it’s a movie?!”. By far my favorite thing this dude has ever said.
You can tell he's losing his mind
Slowly.
It's a horror movie of kids being groomed by a sociopath. He wants to see how much he can get away with before someone raises the alarm. It would also explain why the kids might be drugged🤔
Makes perfect sense !!
That makes sense 😶😐😯😲😧😰😭😏🙃😄😂
Really, he's commiting felonies: the parents left and a complete stranger walks (broke) into thier house , gets rid of thier nanny (assaulted), and spends hours "playing" with the kids but all his games are "naughty" . The kids don't really want to play but he just keeps going (held hostage), he knows thier personal info like he's been watching them (stalking) then pulls out a contract that says he can do all of this (enticement of minors)...then he cleans it all up before thier parents get home so they have no idea what happened to them (kidnapped) . He literally traumatizes them so badly they'll probably never tell and if they did no one would believe them......there's no other cat-people in this movie, no one knows where he came from so he'll never get caught.
@@chanted1558 this. this makes sense
Thats exactly what it is
Imagining him in the hospital with a mic recording this is so cinematic tbh
I-I... Like is he joking? Like I’m confused.
He’s lost it.
I know right like when he was talking about is a movie I started backing away like is he going insane I think he needs a vacation or relax
@@POPPER_22 oh you two haven’t seen ANYTHING yet.
I feel like he wrote the script being sleep deprived and then read the entire thing out loud to make this video
Yeah he crazy.
And so have I, I just started laughing randomly reading this
I think this movie finally broke the theorizer.
Fr
That’s implying he wasn’t always broken
If you can watch it without breaking your probably not mortal
NOOOOOO I can’t believe we continue to lose people to this movie.
Oh honey, mort broke him first.
I cannot be the only one completely traumatized by the thumbnail...
Unfortunately no
@@beanz8462 Unfortunately?
@@izaidude2963 wait what-
No,you’re not alone ;-;
Same here
Look, someone needs to make The Theorizer's version of The Cat in the Hat as an SCP entry asap
But i think we can count as a scp,he is a chaos god in cat disguise with pocket dimension powers
Saying the town is fake, the mom's a furry, and they're worried about a virus. Sounds like America.
All we are missing is a restaurant with a big M
@@kpopdinonuggy294 wow how could we forget that
@@SOMEONE-pr8qp idk man 😂😂😂😂
Lol
Basically the whole world
"The Cat in the Hat" is played by Mike Myers.
Mike = Michael
This cat is Michael Myers from Halloween.
This makes sense.
I believe this.
Everything is adding up now
Or Mike = Michael Townley from GTA 5, the Michael you play as is a clone which makes sense since nobody would let their wife bang a tennis coach.
The Real Michael is being used as an experiment funded by the FIB and they're capable of doing some sick shit from stealing a chemical tube from Hunane Labs to having UFO's labelled with FIB on them.
The UFO at Mount Chiliad is monotoring the player just like how it's monotoring it's experiment of Michael Townley as The Cat in the Hat. The Cat clearly has repressed memories and desires that only a 40 year old bank heist guy would have.
No wonder why this film is so mad and well at times horror genre
Damn. He got it! *It's all ogre!*
For people who haven’t watched theorizer before this video and not watched for years like a lot of us... his videos for years have gotten crazier and crazier and he’s finally snapped and lost it all
Cool theory
This was it. This was the theory that cracked him.
There was the mort now, we need to get him back!
"Oh my god. It's a movie!"
Yeah?
"It's a MOVIE"
Come on back, Theorizer! You're almost here!
"It's a movie! In-universe!"
Get the tranquilizer, we lost him.
you are brilliant
Yeah bro got me thinking
Love ur edits
Not really
Didn’t expect to find you here, I haven’t seen your name since early Instagram.. maybe even vine
U rlly are. Theory is not easy ⭐️⭐️
If this man ever goes missing, you know why now.
It was the cat
Probably went insane and flew into the sky over a kids movie
@@endslayer5133 that sounds like what the fbi and the cat, would say if he ever did go missing.
@@endslayer5133 mans just straight turns on creative mode lmao
The theoriser: *IT'S A MOVIE*
Me: wow who would have thought
Theoriser: *IT'S A MOVIE OF A STAGE PLAY WITHIN THE MOVIE WITH AN HIDDEN AUDIENCE WATCHING...*
Me:Wait what...
And then there's me: i know mate
Then there is me: POOP POOPY DOODOO POOOOOO POOOOOPOOOOOO
Then there is me: HhMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMm
there's also an infinite amount of audiences if that makes sense?
i got it, it's not as much as a movie as a thing that when we watch it opens an infinite amount of universes watching us watch it and the ones that we are watching watching it
I remember the movie scaring me a lot toward the end. The whole world of randomness they fall into where everyone almost dies because of how unpredictable the world is. What scared me more as a kid was the purple tornado at the end which the sister almost gets sucked into. What kicked it off was when the boy says "everything is disappearing up there!" The whole idea of being sucked up and turned into nothing always scared me as a child.
The Theorizer has finally been claimed by his own Insanity.
Gonna be honest, I thought this when I watched his Patrick Star videos.
@John Kirklin Davis yeah, I felt like that would have happened at some point. Not gonna lie, little excited for what he has next. Anyway have a great day and take care dude.
Well if he is dying due to insufficient amounts of iron in his blood that would explain it.
Here Lies The Theorizer
He Flew Too Close To The Sun
He is like the monster quest once you start you just can't stop you have to give it your all.
I never realized just how creepy this movie was we just accepted it.
I did but i kept passin it
This movie scared me😂
It nothing u creepy
Maybe you were around people like the cat.. so it was almost normal and"funny".. ;-;
Parants: why are you messed up
What we had for entertainment when we were children:
I swear I was watching a man go insane for half an hour, not a theory video 😂
“It’s a movie!”
Me: are you ok? You never thought a movie was a movie before
“It’s a movie within a movie!”
Me: nope, you’re fine 😁
When he finally realized it is a movie .
Trust me theorized is far from fine i’m pretty sure he’s going crazy
@@hey_kamm we all are in our way. At least he's entertaining about it lmao
They are filming a movie that is about a live movie
@@hey_kamm I think he wants to go crazy. He'll probably do a Theory about it.
TH-cam suggestion: A solid 20 or so miniutes of this guy totally losing his sanity
Me:Yes!
13:02 Actually according to Deadpool when there’s a fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break is actually sixteen walls.
Good to know it’s multiplication, not addition
That said, Deadpool is Nuts.
@@gibbous_silver multiplication is an abstract and higher order form of addition😑
Noice
@@mouaddamir7910 What’s that supposed to mean?
I used to love the movie as a child, but when I watched it I always had this tingly feel telling me that something feels off, or in some scenarios in the movie it made me feel like everybody was going crazy. Maybe I feel weird because it’s the fact that it’s a giant cat that can speak fluent English.
Nah it's not magic. This is actually a memory, a traumatic one. Their abusive father comes back and kidnaps them, their coping mechanism is to look back on it as a big cat and it all being magic. My guess is it's the little girls memory as the irony would be that the serious professional one is so traumatized she has to use magic to cope
Well that doesn’t ruin the movie at all…
@@kjxnz can't ruin what is already considered one of the worst movies ever made
i wish i was this creatively brilliant
That's tragic but makes sense
That sounds like the Same idea as monsters inc . That sully and Mike are actually kidnappers and boo perceives them as colorful monsters , but it’s actually the patterns on their clothes ha.
The scariest thing here is how long it takes to edit and voice these videos
It only takes me a couple hours. There’s been a huge gap in videos lately merely because I’m too sick
@@TheTheorizer oh damn, get well soon. Sending positivity your way
The Theorizer good luck, can you make a gravity falls theory
Ruined your funny 69 like number, sorry
@@TheTheorizer get well soon💖
I’m convinced that the theorizer has OFFICIALLY lost his mind. But the fact that this makes perfect sense is scary
In this video we get to hear a man's sanity being broken in real time
“I just figured it out” ad plays
Exactly what happened to me but it was tiktok 💀
Perfect timing by the algorithm
Mf 5 second cliffhangers smh
@@Alchiov for me it was an Old Spice ad 😂🤣
This theory has more thought put into it than the entire movie
LMAO so true tho 😄
Yup. 😎👍
Shut up this movie is a true masterpiece.
@@catjammusic BRUH
@@catjammusic pfp fits
When you started saying "Its a Movie" I was lke..."Yeah it is, is this a joke?" and then he explained and I was like "OH ok I get now, continue "
Me too tho
The way the town looks and the way the people dress, it reminds me of the town in Edward Scissorhands. Unatural, reminiscent of the 1950s American style, but it feels uncanny like those nuclear test towns. The people's mannerisms in Edward Scissorhands (because I haven't, and continue to refuse to watch The Cat in the Hat) seem off as well. I thought lead poisoning but after this theory, I may have to review that.
I constantly wish Theorizer would get his Iron deficiency under control, I'm starting to get worried.
Is that an actual problem, or a joke that went over my head?
Lol
@@totallyaploy1824yeah
I just want a rated R horror prequel of this movie. It doesn't even have to be related. As long as it is considered the same universe
With Christopher Nolan as the director
@@urdilatedeyez And Leigh Whannel
@@BestofBestStudio *yes.*
Edward scissor hands town lol
Ask the group of people known as "Erin Hunter" to work on it. It'd be silly if they did that.
This movie gave me a genuine anxiety attack as a child. I can’t even joke about this, the movie legitimately traumatized me and I remember every single detail about it. Now I’ve returned, and I’m seriously regretting my choices. My chest is tightening. I’m currently defying my my fight or flight response. I’m legitimately frightened. Holy shit.
Please be careful❤️
Can't blame you, I used to be beyond tolerant to this back then though.
I feel the same way whenever I see my uncle stay strong my dude
Now when I see it it's worse cause I understand it ._.
That's funny cause I used to watch this movie alot as a kid until 1 day I had this traumatizing nightmare about it. I still remember the nightmare and ever since then I've never watched this movie again.
If you think about it, this cat in the hat movie perfectly fits into an scp continuity....
I love how the the theorizer is able to talk about anything livht harted and make it sound dark without needing to change the story or add or remove anything and ensted just changes how he describes it.
Side note I would want theorizer to make a theory or a video on something Dr Suess but he has to ryme the hole time. Maybe he could do it for a video on the *thicc* plot series were even if the comments dont ryme he needs to make it ryme while he is reading it somehow?
He could do something on Green Eggs and Ham I really like that show.
Batim or Thomas and friends
Are you suggesting this movie is light hearted.
Kinda like Caddicarus' Grinch video?
That sounds difficult 😅
Couldn't agree more about it being a horror movie
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah
Yea
Why does this have so many likes?
Everyone's like "he finally snapped!" What did y'all expect he had to analyse this mf movie n make smthn of it
I always had a theory about The Cat. You know-how Christmas has a demon known as Krampus a demon who kidnaps kids to scares them into being nice, not naughty. Well, what if The Cat is like Krampus except he is there to teach kids responsibility and how to have some fun instead of following a set of rules. We already understand why Conrad needed to learn responsibility, that was the main reason why he showed up in the first place, the second reason is because of Sally. Sally wasn't invited to Denise's birthday party and was confused about why she wasn't invited. It is simple why she wasn't invited it's because Sally is a killjoy. The Cat planed the entire invited knowing what was going to happen and how it was going to go down. He was even there to also protect the kids and Joan from Larry Quinn because he knew he was a bad person. Just like how Krampus goes out his way to teach a butch kids a lesson so does The Cat in The Hat. That's just a theory anyway.
Makes sense to me.
"it's a movie! It's not real! These kids are paid actors!" Me: yes...
@@zinewave5014 Its a joke, IN THE REAL WORLD.
Sheep
Bratty kid: *just being himself*
Cat: *about to whack him with a metal bat*
New Theory: Horton Hears a Who is actually about the kangaroo overcoming her racism of elephants.
mfw The Theorizer's next video is about Horton Hears A Who
um, nope.
Complete perfection
Or perhaps her views on their religion? She doesn't seem to have much problem with elephants in general, though it could be said that their religion is The Tiny Speck.
@Yowatsapp 05 I don't know about you but I'm not sure if replying to a 2 months old comment will make Drswag reply
I like to think this is an elaborate containment facility, designed to keep a reality warping catman from destroying the world
/theorizer succumbs into laughter at around the 10 minute mark/
I think you need to take those something for that iron deficiency you were mentioning earlier, perhaps.
I said I got blood, I still need more lol
I was concerned lmfao
Alright, just make sure you're taking care of yourself ^^"
@@TheTheorizer get more NOW
@@TheTheorizer I'm sure at least some of your fans would be willing to donate if you ask?
Are you doing okay theorizer? Do you need someone to talk to, man?
yo, i was just thinking the same thing
He just needs iron
He needs air, he can't breath
Quarantine is ruining us all 😂😂😂😂😂
@@MissRockabellaHart hell yeah it is
I thought the single most disturbing movie ever created was "Sausage Party".
That's a stark damn coincidence. It's literally my next theory.
That movie was weird
@@TheTheorizer can't wait
I am fearing that sausage party video
Not much bothers me. I've even taken in the occasional "adult film" in my days. However, the food orgy at the end of Sausage Party disturbed me so much, that I had to turn it off. Something about food having sex made me feel SUPER uncomfortable lol
We should have known that all this time The Cat In The Hat was really the kids' father in a cat costume.
im starting to feel like this is to test how well the theorizer can make people believe his theories based on the manipulation of words and pace, and the theorizer is slowly descending into madness, probably going to adapt into some sort of lore, maybe intersecting with conniving puffins in some way, have we ever thought about who the theorizer is, not his real true idea, but who is persona is? I think his persona's identity is the way to figure out these ramblings end.
Wow
This whole video is “welcome to the theorizer having a mental breakdown because of a man in a horrible fursuit”
Don’t we all from time to time
We watched this in kindergarten and I still remember how my teacher paused it multiple times to look at us and make sure we didn’t get any on the jokes that I now understand, this movie terrified me and I can’t believe this was approved lmao
That's kinda fucked up! Did you go to a Catholic school?
Oof that’s kinda weird u can’t blame a kid for knowing too much
@@merlinmediagroup nah public school
@@Shoe26 gotta have a word with the parents anyway. This movie was messed up.
“Stupid hoe” I watched this with the kids at my daycare and was so shocked when I started actually watching it😭
*This is a movie I actually forgot about until I saw the thumbnail and remembered how much it creeped me out*
This isn’t really related, but the pattern on Conrad’s sweater looks kind of like the Lorax to me. Does anyone else see it??
I thought about that actually...
Oh you’re right! I didn’t even notice that
It's amazing that Mike Myers did the role of the Cat in the Hat and Shrek
Yep
And Austin Powers
and Freddie Mercury
Chaotic Good and Chaotic Evil (I’m sure it’s apparent who’s who.)
really?
at first when he was saying its a movie while wheezing as if he found the cure to cancer, i was very confused. i thought he had finally gone off his rocker.
I wasn’t allowed to watch it when I was a kid because my mom realized how inappropriate it is.
This man turned a kid's movie into an SCP...
But then again, that's what bobble the clown is...
Well theorizer is a scp sciencists and movie is probably an alternate universe / a pocket universe projected by a tv or channel (open to anyone).
Cat is a reality warper, children are powerfull entities able to govern that universe. All other people, objects are made by the 3. Scp foundation of that universe doesn't exist, can't reach it.
@@temkin9298 yeah this is going in r/ihadastroke
@@madkirk7431 yes, yes It will
Can't wait to see if the Theorizer connects this movie to How the Grinch stole Christmas since apparently they seem like in the same universe
Well if you watch Horton hears a who it basically explains that every story he created is connected
I think all of dr suesess books are in the same universe
don't stop there i think the cat and mary popin , IT are all from the same family bc just look at them they are all creepy.
this movie will never leave my mind
will forever haunt my memory, and make me wish I could go to freaky telephone booth parties
Same!
Somebody please forward this to all of the cast members, it is hilarious the way his theory sounds so serious.
To be honest I don't really like this film but I do like the background design though and I really love the mad hand sanitizer dude.
I just think that it’s so uncomfortable that I have to laugh, and I love it.
Mmm... I can’t remember why I liked it as a kid😅
The hand sanitizer guy was a prophecy.
The movie is made for stoners and drunk people
Hand sanitizer dude is awesome.
Just cause she was in this movie. R.I.P Kelly Preston.
I didn't know she died, RIP
Rip
The town could be a dystopian experiment like the town in The Giver, but with different drugs and a slightly altered experiment. Scientists in northern Montana could have built this set to experiment with more frowned upon drugs like LSD or acid, or maybe going as far as DMT, with the cat as a inside agent documenting the kids live reactions and mental capacities to their environment around them collapsing in on itself. The mother and the cat could be the kids real parents put into the simulation to test their abilities under extreme levels of stress. Or it could he another instance of the truman show and this is some sort of live entertainment for the rest of the world and everyone around the kids are actors. Or maybe its just some fever dream-like movie we all for some reason remember
Couldn't be DMT... with that, the people would be dead, not hallucinating on their feet. DMT is something that needs to be microdosed, as even microdoses are potent enough to kill, which is why with DMT you're supposed to do it with another person or in a group, so they can force air into your lungs (It renders the user unconscious and unable to breathe)
There would be corpses everywhere lol
Acid and lsd are the same thing and they dont cause hallucinations like that but visual distortions and introspection
I saw this movie in the theater
as I was walking out I overheard the 2 kids ahead of me
one said to the other one .."the book was better "
Mother: Leaves the kids home alone
Cat: *This is where the fun begins*
Ah yes, The Cat in The Hat, The horror movie that was dethroned only when Cat's the live action movie came out
Me: Hears Theorizers maniacal laughter
Also Me: Welp that’s enough Mort theories for you
The constant jokes as you seriously theorize has me rolling. I love your videos so much
To be fair “the cat and the hat” is creepy as it is it’s like a 6 foot tall walking cat that talks it’s creepy😂
With thing 1 & 2 who are more disturbing than The Cat imo
To me the creepiest part of the actual cat from the original book is when the fish tells the cat to get out of their house and the cat straight up says nah I don't wanna, I like it here, and like, holy shit, you don't get to just decide that stuff on whim, you know? It's still *their house,* just how much would the cat decide he would get to just *do* because he feels like it? I know to some I might seem to be overreacting but reading the book to my toddler years ago I seriously ended up getting "the rapist who just hasn't decided he feels like raping anyone yet" vibes o.o
XeldaButterfae that’s actually a really good point I never realized . He just does shit whenever he feels like it and I don’t think he has any filter
Thank god, i thought I was the only one that was scared of him as a kid.
It’s still scares me to this day
I can honestly imagine your creative process here. Just you sitting alone in a dark room, at a desk with notes and a microphone, regularly wiping off your cold sweat. Shuddering as you speak into the microphone. The room is strewn about with annotated photographs and torn notes. A dozen empty medicine bottles piled beneath the desk. The door locked and your family barging against it, trying to get you the help you need.
no replies.
How do you know so much about his life
You forgot the Chinese takeout trash, countless crumpled pages, quark boards cover the walls, over 500 feet of twine, countless dried up markers
@@emyriandragon2277We don’t know how he’s getting food and liquor, just that he’s able to survive in there.
“A well known horror film known as Cat In A Hat”
Cat in the Hats' neighborhood gives the the exact creepy vibes as the neighborhood from Edward Scissor hands. Nightmare fuel for me.
The Theorizer has officially lost his mind and you can't convince me otherwise
Only I could do that
The Theorizer when you told me to pause I was like JUST SAY IT
Everyone in the comments saying that The Theorizer has gone insane now.
Me who actually thinks that some of the things he said makes sense to me.
Im insane then
I think he's gone crazy.... get him some iron
No no wait it makes sense
THIS MANS EMBODIES MY INNER INSANITY AND I LOVE IT... NEVER CHANGE HIM