Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle Pitch Meeting

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  • @blipmachine
    @blipmachine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5256

    The brilliance of these pitch meetings is that those who love the film are happy to see it get a pitch meeting while those who hate the film are happy to see it get destroyed with sarcasm. Ryan has discovered the secret to uniting fandoms!

    • @byronsenior6499
      @byronsenior6499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      He cheats a bit though.

    • @blipmachine
      @blipmachine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Tanya Rinehart gtfo 👉

    • @nadiamozerhusain4259
      @nadiamozerhusain4259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      ​@@byronsenior6499 How?

    • @Selrisitai
      @Selrisitai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@nadiamozerhusain4259 He ignores context so that something that is explained in the movie seems silly in the pitch meeting.

    • @nadiamozerhusain4259
      @nadiamozerhusain4259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      Selrisitai He does make it sound funnier, but most of things he says are quite accurate.

  • @jasoncarter1869
    @jasoncarter1869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6568

    *Pitch Meetings* are literally keeping ScreenRant alive and Ryan makes it look...Super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @spel9840
      @spel9840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nice profile pic

    • @jasoncarter1869
      @jasoncarter1869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Producer Guy: Because his name's Jason
      Ryan: Picking that mask was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @orsikocs
      @orsikocs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Pitch meetings are the only vids i watch from here

    • @Praxographist
      @Praxographist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      oh really?

    • @PapaBear_Gaming
      @PapaBear_Gaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      There's other stuff to screen rant than this series?

  • @efe_aydal
    @efe_aydal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2468

    I'm glad this series is alive. I found this a few weeks ago and finished it all.

    • @cocoaclarke4169
      @cocoaclarke4169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Just wait... The nostalgia will hit. You've already seen it but you watch it again. Once a week... Then once a day... Then having your alarm pick an episode at random. Yeah I have an unhealthy obsession with this type of humor

    • @icarus9980
      @icarus9980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Impossible

    • @zishikalyan
      @zishikalyan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      oohh finding a series and finishing it in a week is TIGHT

    • @NadersJJBA
      @NadersJJBA 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cocoaclarke4169 trueeeee

    • @chinwenduizenwata6763
      @chinwenduizenwata6763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Found it yesterday and I'm hooked

  • @s0s2
    @s0s2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1930

    I was watching Jumanji on Netflix and when the scene came on with Alex being scared but easily convinced to fly the helicopter, I thought to myself "God I hope Ryan will make a Pitch Meeting of this and gonna drop the 'super easy, barely an inconvenience' line at this scene."
    And here I am today. Content.

    • @RGC_animation
      @RGC_animation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Good for you

    • @punisherjones6795
      @punisherjones6795 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oohh helicopter 🚁 helicopter 🚁 🤣🤣🤣

    • @clintoruss153
      @clintoruss153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow wow wow wow wow

    • @SK-np5gs
      @SK-np5gs ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's such a small world xD, randomly finding your comment on a Pitch Meetings video 😂
      I love your Trashmaid webtoon!!

    • @s0s2
      @s0s2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SK-np5gs Haha, what are the odds! :D Thank you!

  • @jar768jake
    @jar768jake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3704

    "Kevin Hart is gonna act like Kevin Hart." Basically sums up his entire movie career.

    • @jordansweet8054
      @jordansweet8054 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      If it ain't broke.

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      i've seen him in a few movies & his jumanji character is the only one i like. well he was ok in secret life of pets too i guess

    • @BestAnimeFreak
      @BestAnimeFreak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Also sounds like Jim Carrey, acting like Jim Carrey all the time xD

    • @Zett76
      @Zett76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      BestAnimeFreak
      The Truman Show, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Kidding...

    • @BestAnimeFreak
      @BestAnimeFreak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Zett76 Which supports my claim °L° At least The Truman Show ... I haven't seen the other two °L°

  • @CocktailsConsoles
    @CocktailsConsoles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2958

    “Jumanji 2: Definitely Don’t Think About It Too Much”
    A much more fitting title for the movie

    • @pikapool805
      @pikapool805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Hey it’ll be cool because it has Danny Devito

    • @CocktailsConsoles
      @CocktailsConsoles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Point Blank LOL!!

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@pikapool805 yeah and that black guy from "Angels in the Outfield". Kevin Hart can't play himself in this one.

    • @usefulidiot2842
      @usefulidiot2842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Danny Glover he’s also the star in lethal weapon that plays opposite to Mel gibson

    • @JamesDarcon2007
      @JamesDarcon2007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jumanji: We Made Lots of Money Off The Other One, So We Just Had To Make Another One ;)

  • @alexdinu589
    @alexdinu589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16262

    God i hope ryan's back is fine after all this time of carrying this channel

    • @thehawleyboyz4888
      @thehawleyboyz4888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +428

      His back must be hurting like crazy!

    • @muserweaver
      @muserweaver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1456

      They need to get aaaall the way off his back

    • @scottdain6647
      @scottdain6647 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1285

      Actually carrying screen rant is super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @Dom-lj2dw
      @Dom-lj2dw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Lol 😂

    • @OhBoyILoveTomatoes
      @OhBoyILoveTomatoes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      AAAAAAH
      ROASTED!!!!!!!!

  • @Bayuuk
    @Bayuuk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1260

    “I was thinking we could get The Rock to be in it, think he’d be down?”
    “You said it takes place in a jungle right? Yeah I think he’d be down”

    • @tajicbladeofthelegion5474
      @tajicbladeofthelegion5474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I love the inclusion of previous jokes :)

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I watch the movie a few days ago and noticed The Rock is actually an executive producer. Which makes it even better cause the means he actively invested in this movie :') he really does love jungles!

    • @sarahberkner
      @sarahberkner 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​@@jonnnnniej Which is funny because Kevin Hart who's friends with him HATES wild animals.

  • @armchairrocketscientist4934
    @armchairrocketscientist4934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    I love how this series uses the same formula over and over and I actually grow to love it even more.

    • @Schwinni
      @Schwinni 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And with the "quality" of 99% of current mainstream movies it will never end.

    • @turdfurgeson1643
      @turdfurgeson1643 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh, revealing how awful the writing and filming of most movies these days is Tight!

    • @bengilhooly3616
      @bengilhooly3616 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@turdfurgeson1643well actually it’s super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @Conservative4
      @Conservative4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think because it’s commenting on hollywoods repeated failures to learn, therefore the more each of his tropes easily slide into new movies, the more effective it is. Its a rare case where repetition becomes more meaningful over time.

    • @Weirdisjustabrownandyellowword
      @Weirdisjustabrownandyellowword ปีที่แล้ว

      Pitch Meeting or Jumanji?

  • @tylerderrico5182
    @tylerderrico5182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    "Money is tight."
    "Are you having money problems?"
    "No."
    "But you just said money is tight."
    Lol

    • @annalucy89
      @annalucy89 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Love that bit! 😂

  • @Goldenvibesss
    @Goldenvibesss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2879

    “No he will just act like Kevin Hart” 😂

    • @dhruvgirgenti8268
      @dhruvgirgenti8268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Big Daddy like every Kevin Hart role ever. Just yell normal things that aren’t funny and people will find it funny for some reason

    • @raydunakin
      @raydunakin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      "That IS his specialty!" :D

    • @davidarevalo1925
      @davidarevalo1925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Dhruv Girgenti he’s pretty funny imo

    • @MollyFC
      @MollyFC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Honestly that's why I can't watch anything he's in

    • @danhathaway7984
      @danhathaway7984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      To be fair nobody plays Kevin Hart as well as he does.

  • @Pete-vz5uj
    @Pete-vz5uj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3515

    These vids are the only reason I'm subbed to this channel

    • @mintberrycrunch3630
      @mintberrycrunch3630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Peter Nelipa Yeah same

    • @crowly9531
      @crowly9531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me to

    • @Omar-wq9dz
      @Omar-wq9dz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same here

    • @mcskrzypek
      @mcskrzypek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No pitch meeting without a comment like that. Boring.

    • @SV-pv6km
      @SV-pv6km 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Subbing only for the Pitch meeting was super easy, barely an inconvenience!

  • @deveshkumar4074
    @deveshkumar4074 5 ปีที่แล้ว +958

    "That's a lawsuit waiting to happen"
    Most underrated line in pitch meetings.

    • @Ryodraco
      @Ryodraco 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Magical eldritch game vs. copy right lawyers, who would win?

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's probably the only song in all of music that they could afford. Dance fighting belongs to Sepultura.

  • @TotoDG
    @TotoDG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    “Coming up with catchphrases for this series must be pretty difficult?”
    “Actually, it’s super easy. Barely an inconvenience.”
    “Wow, wow, wow.”
    “Catchphrases are *tight.”*
    “Yeah, yeah, yeah.”

    • @MVN1003
      @MVN1003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      "I need you to get aaall the way off of m5 back about these catchphrases"

    • @Deep_Dish
      @Deep_Dish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Whoopsies!

    • @ShizuruNakatsu
      @ShizuruNakatsu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      "What other catchphrases could we use?"
      "I don't know."
      "Fair enough."

    • @KaitouKaiju
      @KaitouKaiju 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      "Well okay then!"

    • @igl_nigal
      @igl_nigal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Noo

  • @doblove
    @doblove 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I watched this movie and I'm still really surprised on how entertaining I found it. I mean, it isn't the best movie ever lol, but it achives its objetive that is entertain. But I still can't get over the fact that Alex deadly weakness were mosquitoes bites and with only 3 lives, trapped in the game for years and living in the jungle, somehow he was still alive. In fact, I'm chocked that wasn't mentioned in this video lol

  • @indagar
    @indagar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +986

    - "Pretending to be a teenage girl is tight"
    - Eww
    - "I mean, I imagine. That's not something that I do... regularly"
    😂😂😂

    • @rogers.5
      @rogers.5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      "Very weird"

    • @MarloSoBalJr
      @MarloSoBalJr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@rogers.5 *"Don't think about it too much"* 😁

    • @joeschembrie9450
      @joeschembrie9450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Don't know about Sony, but this must describe quite a few Disney studio execs.

    • @grambottle033
      @grambottle033 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      actually had to pause to laugh way too much at that part

  • @QuantumAscension1
    @QuantumAscension1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1801

    "We get to seem woke, but still have her wear skimpy clothes the whole time" lol, works for me.

    • @werdna9006
      @werdna9006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      Its a shame in this day and age that the lovely Karen Gillian's costume is an issue - but the Rock wearing tight shirts showing his chest and muscles is deemed "normal"

    • @damkylan3
      @damkylan3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Werdna That’s because the two are not comparable, you’re just pretending they are. The quick version is that idolization of a muscular form is not the same thing as sexualizing.
      When a movie that isn’t Magic Mike actively normalizes the sexualization of the men while the women are free of it for the most part, then you’ll have something resembling a point. Resembling, but still not quite there.
      There’s nothing wrong with enjoying seeing women in skimpy clothing. So stop trying to justify it by pretending like you’ve cracked the code on something that our woke society just hasn’t noticed. It’s really embarrassing. Inb4 “no u”.

    • @Bob.Roberts
      @Bob.Roberts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@damkylan3 What a rude response, lol. Did the guy piss on your Fruit Loops this morning or something?

    • @davidk7529
      @davidk7529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@Bob.Roberts Yeah, that was actually surprisingly random.... what is happening
      I thought the skimpy outfit was just showing off her tight abs that she likely put a lot of work into building.
      If anything she'd be more sexually objectified by lesbians, but the "woke" people can't talk about that aspect.

    • @fnors2
      @fnors2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      @@davidk7529 I mean "woke" people are full of contradictions.
      They promote the idea that "women should be able to dress however they like and do whatever they want with their body", yet they shame and attack any pretty woman that reveal some skin or use their physical assets. Like when they cancelled and madr Car Girls loose their jobs.
      I'd say half of it is pure jealousy.

  • @Bchfish
    @Bchfish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    Making a second Jumanji is super easy... barely an inconvenience

    • @stupidchoices7242
      @stupidchoices7242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh really

    • @Ciborium
      @Ciborium 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      End of "Jumanji": And everybody lived happily ever after. But then money happened.

    • @Raximus3000
      @Raximus3000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Ciborium
      Please that boad game was played by humans before and they did not destroy it, ergo it can't be destroyed only hidden.

    • @cosmicmcmoon5773
      @cosmicmcmoon5773 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Ciborium And then even more money happened...

  • @Jhontay84
    @Jhontay84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    “Well I wanna have a bunch of cool fight scenes and I can’t have them punching animals.”
    “Fair point” 😂😂

  • @tylerdexter4323
    @tylerdexter4323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1093

    It has come to my attention that there are no Lord of the Rings Pitch Meetings.
    WHY

    • @310smoker
      @310smoker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      its not funny thats why

    • @animegaming4057
      @animegaming4057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Tyler Dexter honestly, thinking about it, that’s extremely hard to do. What jokes would you do? Using the birds to fly straight to Mordor? That wouldn’t work cause that can be explained away. Making fun of the 10 endings? That’s all I got. Now, the hobbit trilogy... now that, has some mithril we can wove into something.

    • @tajicbladeofthelegion5474
      @tajicbladeofthelegion5474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Or Pirates of the Caribbean :(

    • @MollyFC
      @MollyFC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      What are they going to complain about. The music was too good? The acting was phenomenal? Ugh it was just too pretty in New Zealand

    • @LnPPersonified
      @LnPPersonified 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      "So they entrust the most powerful weapon in the world to a hobbit with no training and no experience."
      "Why?"
      "I don't know!"
      "Fair enough!"

  • @mickyvandenberg8839
    @mickyvandenberg8839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Ryan:
    Carrying screenrant is tight!

  • @isabeld.1153
    @isabeld.1153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    “I mean, I imagine, that’s not something that I do... regularly...” I think we all can relate with this phrase at some point 🤔 according to Wikipedia.

    • @spel9840
      @spel9840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      According to Wikipedia!
      😂

  • @sylentagenda9160
    @sylentagenda9160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    Everytime Writer Guy tells Producer Guy to get all the way off his back, its actually Ryan subtlety telling Screen Rant to carry their own weight...

    • @MrEthanDiamond
      @MrEthanDiamond 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This channel has other video series and content creators?

    • @DjghostyMusic
      @DjghostyMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He actually is the lead producer and has stock in the company
      lol

    • @SenatorAri
      @SenatorAri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MrEthanDiamond Does it though

    • @skull6400
      @skull6400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SenatorAri exactly what I was thinking

  • @Sekhmet1982
    @Sekhmet1982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    When you watched so many of Ryan's videos you start saying "I don't know", "fair enough" and "super easy, barely an inconvenience" all the time and no one understand what's going on

    • @mntccd
      @mntccd 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hahaha I can feel it coming on…

    • @timbuktu8069
      @timbuktu8069 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The scary part is when they do.
      I've had whole conversations of nothing but catch phrases.

  • @vincentjosephpanes8678
    @vincentjosephpanes8678 5 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    Friend: "Why are you still watching Pitch Meeting?"
    Me: "I don't know!"
    Friend: "Fair Enough"

    • @derekvillegas4003
      @derekvillegas4003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      viceboy- 182 me: because
      Friend: that works

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I need you to get all the way off my back about this.
      Oh okay let me get off of that thing.

    • @izzny2412
      @izzny2412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Man, watching pitch meeting is tight

    • @davidk7529
      @davidk7529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Because its super easy, barely an inconvenience.
      Wowwowwow :D

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@davidk7529 oh really?

  • @thomasbriscojr.3765
    @thomasbriscojr.3765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +933

    Do a pitch meeting on Cat in the Hat the live action movie.

  • @Rougarou99
    @Rougarou99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    “I did skip through the Wikipedia page, though.”
    “That sounds like it should be good enough.”

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Easy way to do a paper about s novel too lol barely an inconvenience.

    • @davidk7529
      @davidk7529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      An accurate summary of....... all subject matter research in modern blockbuster history

    • @KonradZielinski
      @KonradZielinski 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Back in the days before the internet I used to do my history assignments by reading the encyclopedia my parents bought at the local supermarket and rewording it one sentence at a time.

    • @maggiemcfly5267
      @maggiemcfly5267 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *skimp

    • @hassathunter2464
      @hassathunter2464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Modern reboot movie making 101.
      Or just copy and paste and change names.

  • @wooderson6616
    @wooderson6616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +755

    "We get to seem woke but have her wear skimpy clothes the whole time!"

    • @silversmoke8398
      @silversmoke8398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Second part is great. First part is terrible. I like hot chicks in skimpy clothes, but I despise woke-ness.

    • @JarmamStuff
      @JarmamStuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@silversmoke8398 Then this entire segment was made for you

    • @HimeNoKuri
      @HimeNoKuri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      It’s weird how the very women who talk about how bad skimpy clothes are , actually wear the skimpy clothes and call it “empowering “

    • @iitjee-insider7431
      @iitjee-insider7431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@HimeNoKuri don't take movie stuff so serious, take it easy

    • @iitjee-insider7431
      @iitjee-insider7431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      She's just cutest

  • @hannaegan5337
    @hannaegan5337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Parent Trap Pitch Meeting? “Well if the parents were mad enough to separate their children and never see one of the twins again it’s gonna be hard to get them back together” “actually super easy barely an inconvenience”

  • @romancalle5806
    @romancalle5806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    “I think my eyes are a different color” “all of you is a different color”

    • @DetectivePikachu7777
      @DetectivePikachu7777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @TF2Fan101
      @TF2Fan101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      “I ain’t looked like this since-“
      “Never. You looked like this since never.”

    • @DetectivePikachu7777
      @DetectivePikachu7777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TF2Fan101 i read it in there voices ;-; should i be concerned?

  • @Dom-lj2dw
    @Dom-lj2dw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    Watching this is super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @ChickenMcBerger
      @ChickenMcBerger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dom 777 are*

    • @svenowsky
      @svenowsky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ChickenMcBerger no. It doesn't work as well.

    • @NICK41206
      @NICK41206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Reverse I’m gonna need you to get WAAAAYY off his back about that.

    • @Dom-lj2dw
      @Dom-lj2dw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NickDempsey 😂😂😂

    • @njay4399
      @njay4399 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Watching pitch meetings are tight

  • @HailHydra1001
    @HailHydra1001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    We need a Christmas vacation pitch meeting with Christmas coming up

    • @markuhler2664
      @markuhler2664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He did Die Hard already, didn't he?

    • @HailHydra1001
      @HailHydra1001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mark Uhler He did Die Hard last year. I forgot about that. Die Hard is a Christmas classic

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Christmas Story

    • @jakel5892
      @jakel5892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe, but it's kinda difficult to do a pitch meeting for a comedy. There's not as much of those. Some may argue that Die Hard is a comedy, but that's not the case. It still has an overall serious tone.

    • @MyNameIsBucket
      @MyNameIsBucket 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "It must have been difficult to drag a 30-foot evergreen tree several miles through a foot of snow."

  • @paultapping9510
    @paultapping9510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    "He was meant to represent daddy issues and was actually played by the same actor as the father..."
    Wait... whut?!

    • @Serothil_and_stuff
      @Serothil_and_stuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Didnt notice? :D

    • @paultapping9510
      @paultapping9510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Noooope!

    • @smithchasea
      @smithchasea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I didn’t notice either.

    • @michellelelievre6273
      @michellelelievre6273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      No wonder the reboot never made an equivalent to this. I've seen the original movie dozens of times and literally never even noticed.

    • @superpilotdude
      @superpilotdude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I think I was to young to make that connection.

  • @TheEmc2000
    @TheEmc2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    I love how these pitch meetings usually end in “and the movie bombed” but Jumanji was like “nah we’re gonna be basic but still be enjoyable and make butt loads of cash”

    • @utubebgay
      @utubebgay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      yeahhh.... i think thats more a reflection on the fact that ppl are idiots and they'll watch anything, esp if it's got known actors and CG nonsense. but hey, maybe i just need to get all the way off your back about how bad this movie was.

    • @alpacawithouthat987
      @alpacawithouthat987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@utubebgay I don’t think it was meant to be super amazing. It was just a fun movie made to be fun. The story didn’t really need to be good for it to be enjoyable

    • @inr9751
      @inr9751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@utubebgay Listen, it was a year when someone thought making a gritty Power Rangers reboot is a great idea, people needed some simple fun.

    • @manuprealtalk
      @manuprealtalk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@utubebgay Yeah....I think this comment is a reflection of how idiotic you are for referring to people as idiots because they enjoyed something you didn't.

    • @Laneous14
      @Laneous14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alpacawithouthat987 Are you Michael Bay?

  • @shaggy4051
    @shaggy4051 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    One of the funniest pitch meetings I've watched

  • @RamonLovesRockandPie
    @RamonLovesRockandPie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    "I'm thinking we can hire Kevin Hart to do this role."
    "Is he gonna pretend to be a big, tough football player."
    "No he's gonna be like Kevin Hart."
    "He is good at that."
    Lmfao shots fired. xD

    • @brezzendorf
      @brezzendorf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's like, how his entire career character is

    • @rumanuu
      @rumanuu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      To be fair he was excellent in the 2nd one.

    • @RamonLovesRockandPie
      @RamonLovesRockandPie 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rumanuu That's when they decided to have the football player's actor act like Kevin Hart. lol

  • @peanusbenis5631
    @peanusbenis5631 5 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    Me: Brain, let me sleep.
    Brain: Just one more pitch meeting video...
    *2 hours later*

    • @johnx8146
      @johnx8146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same

    • @Bevo_Baker
      @Bevo_Baker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @handsomebrick
      @handsomebrick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      More like 2 days later.

    • @ThePeak55
      @ThePeak55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @evilyogurt2469
      @evilyogurt2469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ugh same tho

  • @jordanmicahcook
    @jordanmicahcook 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    I loved the original Jumanji when I was a kid. It’s a classic! So I had very high expectations for this remake.
    I like the fact that they made it different enough that viewers didn’t have to constantly be comparing the two. Honestly, I think they did a great job with it. The original is definitely darker and deeper. The new one is just a feel-good, comedy. I like them both.

    • @countluke2334
      @countluke2334 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And even the pitch meeting doesn't let it sound totally ridiculous. Which usually shows when a movie really isn't that bad.

    • @mkultra2456
      @mkultra2456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This reads like a bot comment.

    • @jordanmicahcook
      @jordanmicahcook 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mkultra2456 I am pleased that my algorithms caught your eye.

    • @dr.juerdotitsgo5119
      @dr.juerdotitsgo5119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why on earth would you have high expectations for a remake? Aside from the really dated CGI, Jumanji is perfect as it is, Robin Williams and Jonathan Hyde are irreplaceable. That endearing final scene when Alan and Sarah are eagerly awaiting to revist their two friends, even though Peter and his sister never met them (yet?)... there's absolutely nothing on this Dwayne Johnson cash-grab that comes close to it.

    • @theplushiecrew1486
      @theplushiecrew1486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dr.juerdotitsgo5119 I prefer this one to the original. You probably have a lot of nostalgia for the first.

  • @pizzapie4me
    @pizzapie4me 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "You heard the nostalgia noise." 😂😂😂

  • @johnblaha4195
    @johnblaha4195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    Do a Pitch Meeting of The Mandalorian

  • @budiisnadi
    @budiisnadi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    "That's not something I do."
    "... regularly".

  • @TheStoenk
    @TheStoenk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    6:00 that's a really well delivered "what"

  • @WhoDatMN
    @WhoDatMN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    I’d love to see a “The Princess Bride” Pitch Meeting.

    • @jaycievictory8461
      @jaycievictory8461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I do, but only if pretty much every step of the way they acknowledge how amazing it is 😬

    • @WhoDatMN
      @WhoDatMN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jaycievictory8461 excellent point! ...and also, a reasonable request.

    • @jaycievictory8461
      @jaycievictory8461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@WhoDatMN 😁😁😁

    • @annedrieck7316
      @annedrieck7316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is pricess bride very tight?

    • @PsychoDiesel48
      @PsychoDiesel48 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@annedrieck7316 Definitely!

  • @GoodNews-px2im
    @GoodNews-px2im 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "It sounds like I love you." Stealing this line for sure.

  • @TetrisPimp
    @TetrisPimp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Return to that well quite abit
    "WELL OKAY THEN"
    Good one...

  • @drflaggstaff9008
    @drflaggstaff9008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Well Martha like allows herself to be killed right and so as she respawns she spawns in the sky and shes falling and Spencer's going up the Jaguar on a motorcycle AND she hands the jewel off to him AND then he puts it in the Jaguar AND they all yell Jumanji AND Van Pelt turns into Rats."
    "I-.. What?"

  • @nathaniel201
    @nathaniel201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "Oh. My God. This has just...insane implications." -Screenwriter Guy, writing a note for his Black Mirror Season 5 Pitch Meeting

  • @RyanDMoore
    @RyanDMoore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Literally found this series today due to their Super Mario Bros. Movie upload, and I've binge watched every single one of these. Unfashionably late, but much better than never. This is the best original film-relative content I've ever seen on the internet alongside Cinemassacre & Jontron. Thank you for your service.

  • @TLH1999
    @TLH1999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I can listen to these two all day.....
    Wait you're telling me it's the same guy?
    Woah movie magic

  • @anzor.nakayev
    @anzor.nakayev 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    - Oh! I think I heard some nostalgia in your voice.
    - I did make a nostalgia noise.

  • @daninagy4173
    @daninagy4173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The Producer's reaction after being told the ending is priceless.

  • @terrasquad1134
    @terrasquad1134 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Nostalgia+Dwayne “the rock” Johnson= 💰💵💶💰

  • @lorduvaltv274
    @lorduvaltv274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:42 "very weird" 😆🤣😂😹

  • @chrisyu98
    @chrisyu98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You two guys are the best! Your pitch meetings are always entertaining.

  • @elizabethhiggins3751
    @elizabethhiggins3751 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I’d love to see a pitch meeting for the office.

  • @makotoyuki7482
    @makotoyuki7482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Stereotypical Pitch Meeting:
    • Producer: “Is it gonna be hard?“
    Script Guy: “Actual it‘s gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience!“
    • Producer: “How does That work?“
    Script Guy: “I don‘t know!“
    Producer: “Fair enough!“
    • Script Guy: “Get off my back!“
    Producer: “Ok!“

  • @IBrowneeI
    @IBrowneeI 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    70's and 80's themed Pitch Meeting on Alien and Aliens, and maybe an actor pitch meeting on Sigourney Weaver.
    _Just gonna keep suggesting that every episode until I see them._

  • @l.valentine7616
    @l.valentine7616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Do a pitch meeting on "who framed roger rabbit"

  • @TheSaia93
    @TheSaia93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    His comedic delivery is off the charts, amazing work!

  • @tolanihumphrey5661
    @tolanihumphrey5661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    CHILDS PLAY 2019 PITCH MEETING

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's gotta do the old one first like he did Halloween

    • @tajicbladeofthelegion5474
      @tajicbladeofthelegion5474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@priscillajimenez27 And like Jumanji... waaait a second...

  • @MR3DDev
    @MR3DDev 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Cant wait for the new Charlie’s angels pitch

    • @davidk7529
      @davidk7529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not worth it..........
      for the same reason he doesn't do other heavily feminist-dominated films.

    • @MR3DDev
      @MR3DDev 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@davidk7529 He did a pitch for Captain Marvel

  • @shannonpincombe4563
    @shannonpincombe4563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Love Ryan's work. It's the best thing Screen Rant does.

  • @Baccus93
    @Baccus93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    These videos just keep getting easier and easier to watch. Barely an inconvenience.

  • @filmtoppings
    @filmtoppings 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "No he'll just act like Kevin Hart."
    That got me

  • @carb0796
    @carb0796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:18
    Continuity is tight!

  • @digvijay990
    @digvijay990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    This series made me more critical thinker, thanks a lot pitch meeting team.

    • @djtae808
      @djtae808 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      "I'll do you one better. Why is Gomorrah"

    • @theplushiecrew1486
      @theplushiecrew1486 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@djtae808 amazing. You somehow could not have spelled “Gamora” more incorrectly.

  • @starbutterfly284
    @starbutterfly284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I literally just watched this movie, great timing!

  • @maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337
    @maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I'm honestly pretty sure since Jumanji's only constant rule is that it needs to be played, I'm pretty sure it just went
    "Frick it, I'm a video game now, NEW RULES"
    Also I did not know that the main villain was also the hunter from the original Jumanji with the whole name thing, that is awesome

    • @pruray
      @pruray 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There is that scene in the beginning, when Alex gets the game, he is like, eh, who plays board games now and tosses it aside and starts playing a video game. And Jumanji, being a magic, maybe sentient game, sees this and at night, merges with the videogame.

  • @duracellbattery3625
    @duracellbattery3625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I always love the “I don’t know” 3:19

  • @hansmichaelfanunal2545
    @hansmichaelfanunal2545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Can you do a pitch meet in of Jim Carrey’s ace Ventura

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YES AND NATURE CALLS AND THE MASK

    • @tajicbladeofthelegion5474
      @tajicbladeofthelegion5474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm gonna need you to get allllllLLLLLLRIGHTY THEN!!!

    • @hansmichaelfanunal2545
      @hansmichaelfanunal2545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would love to see how producer Ryan would react to Jim Carrey’s crazy personality

    • @davidk7529
      @davidk7529 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It doesn't make sense to do comedic satire about deliberately nonsensical comedy.

    • @davidk7529
      @davidk7529 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hansmichaelfanunal2545 You know what would be reeeeally awesome? Having Jim Carrey suddenly show up as the guy giving the pitch.

  • @voida.r.t.s7032
    @voida.r.t.s7032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    😂😂these are so funny and just down right accurate💀

  • @jim-lr6ze
    @jim-lr6ze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    when you only watch screenrant for pitch meetings:
    *watching screenrant for pitch meetings is TIGHT!*

  • @SivaPranav1013
    @SivaPranav1013 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Jumanji the next level pitch meeting pls!!

  • @devongene9584
    @devongene9584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "you said this takes place in the jungle?" "that's right, the jungle, yeah" "he'll be into it"

  • @SirLuckySlime
    @SirLuckySlime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    There will always be a place in my heart for him saying
    "Its gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience"

  • @zacharysiple783
    @zacharysiple783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:47 I thought of The Breakfast Club at that part as well!

    • @luizo0094
      @luizo0094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      me too

  • @scottmiller1418
    @scottmiller1418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Lord of the Rings!
    “And we also have Sean Bean!”
    “Who’s he play?”
    “The guy who dies!”
    “That works!”

  • @hank6580
    @hank6580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is one of my favorite series on TH-cam. Also thanks Ryan for correctly pronouncing "Lara"

  • @marymaceachran2586
    @marymaceachran2586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I admire Ryan’s creativity and sense of humor.

  • @jaysimkhada5545
    @jaysimkhada5545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    A shyish girl named Martha
    Batman: Why did you say that name
    It is super easy, barely an inconvenience
    Someone watching screen rant for the first time: why did you say that phrase

  • @Toast908
    @Toast908 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    me: "creating a video must be hard."
    screen rant: "nope barely an inconvenience."

  • @KevVs
    @KevVs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He is soo under rated he needs to have over 10million views..

  • @MrAbkejoe
    @MrAbkejoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    First: quite humorous. Great writing and reactions. Second: Did anyone else hear that phone ringing in the background throughout or...?

  • @leinad.s
    @leinad.s 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nothing has ever made me want to see a movie less.

  • @lordbillaire9638
    @lordbillaire9638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Pitch Meeting is literally saving me time. Condensing movies for me to watch and avoid wasting 2 hours of my life.

  • @heinandwilson
    @heinandwilson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    You're a legend! This content is so gold! I am in tears
    "Being a teenage girl is tight"

  • @NukeMarine
    @NukeMarine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I don't remember hearing the whoops, whoopsies line.

    • @ElderSnake90
      @ElderSnake90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Maybe he forgot to put that in. Whoops!

    • @NukeMarine
      @NukeMarine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@ElderSnake90 Whoopsie!

    • @Cuzjudd
      @Cuzjudd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@NukeMarine wow

    • @Kylalovesbabe
      @Kylalovesbabe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wow wow wow wow

  • @kadran3263
    @kadran3263 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just watched this yesterday and REALLY enjoyed it abject silliness.

  • @inkheart151
    @inkheart151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Yes, I have to admit that I did enjoy the remakes of Jumanji.

  • @arnaudyuss12
    @arnaudyuss12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Ruby who?
    Peter Griffin: "Roundhouse!"

  • @Dan55888
    @Dan55888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Do how to Train your Dragon.
    "There's this one dragon called a night fury that no one has ever killed or even seen"
    "So it must be hard to shoot it down"
    "Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience"

  • @kerronedwards4677
    @kerronedwards4677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Can't wait for Jumanji: nexts level 🤗

  • @kstutz81
    @kstutz81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The way he says “I don’t know” cracks me up every single time 🤣

  • @legomaster2538
    @legomaster2538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:04 I didn’t notice that’s what that sign ment.

  • @James0210
    @James0210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:36 Exactly what Nickelodeon did when they revived School of Rock.

  • @KikoSquirrely
    @KikoSquirrely 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Watching The New Jumanji Was Super Easy 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ghomeishy
    @ghomeishy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:38
    - Very smart
    = Yeah yeah yeah!
    LMAO

  • @barbaraclark5320
    @barbaraclark5320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m only subscribed to Ryan’s channel and still get (only his) Screen Rant vid updates.
    Must have hit a sweet spot in the algorithm or YT has learned how to delineate/customize crossover content …?

  • @farahbasdeo9997
    @farahbasdeo9997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i watched all pitch meetings available on TH-cam..twice

  • @Bchfish
    @Bchfish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I see... I click