Episode 71: Dad Jokes
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 ธ.ค. 2020
- In this episode, Jeff and Jon throw down with a Dad Joke competition. Each of them will share 10 "Dad Jokes" each and if one of them laughs or cracks...the other will get a point. The one with the most points at the end, wins.
When two vegetarians fight it isn't beef, it's a beet down.
When cannibals fight, every fight is a food fight.
Nice 😂😂😂
I don’t care what anyone says but dad jokes are the best jokes
I love how everyone's dying on the background 😂
instablaster...
Is it wrong that this is my favorite episode yet? Lol
Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One says to the other "I don't think we're doing this joke right"
Follow-ups to the elephants in trees joke:
>>Why do elephants paint their [jewels] red? So they can hide in cherry trees.
>>What's the loudest sound in the forest? Giraffes eating cherries.
Have you ever SEEN an 🐘 in a 🍒 🌲?? Works don't it⁉️⁉️🤗
When he drinks, it keeps him from laughing. Watch his timing.
I noticed that too. But he still lost, go figure.
Hutch hides his smile behind his cup to stop a laugh. Lol
That move is under review.
And yet he still lost.
Why should you eat only 239 beans? One more would be too farty…
Over 1 minute then adds before even the first joke is what’s a joke
Gotta love the fart noises at the beginning.
What does a cat wear? A purr suit
Hutch cheats by drinking to avoid laughing
Yeah..every time that cup comes up is a point. We know what you're doing brotha..
Jon agrees…Hutch says, “No way!”
I felt bad being young and laughing at most of these xD
😅 Fanny ,fun to watch!
These paraprosdokians are the BEST EVER!
Theses guys are awesome..so envy of their wife's!!!!❤❤
These are funny dad jokes peace all
Sipping that was a diversion tactic😬🙈 rematch!!!
Diversion tactic...Maybe. That move is under review.
@@ThePursuit i'll be watching.....🤓😆
I want to attend!!
What do you call a guy with no arms & no legs laying on the porch? MATT.
What do you call a guy with no Arms & no legs hanging on the wall ? ART.
What do you call a guy with no arms & no legs floating in the tub? BOB.
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Hutch is a cheat. He's using the cup to control his laugh
That move is under review.
How do you get an elephant out of a tree
How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend? Meet Patty.
tchn21 man I have so many on tiktok and clapper
How do you make holy water?
You scare the hell out of it‼️‼️
YW
That's not the joke. You boil the bell out of it. The idea of scaring water does not make any sense, but you do boil water.
Looking forward to Prayer before opening.
What happened? 😏
What’s the best thing about dating a homeless girl?
You can drop her off anywhere.
Ok...you made me laugh
spit the gum out .. *munch munch*
That is one buff old man
Not sure which old guy you are referring to...but thanks?
You missed the two follow up jokes about tree hiding elephants.
Did you hear what the cannibal wife said to her cannibal husband after dinner? Will you please put the leftovers away, there's nothing worse than a spoiled child?
l
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ase put the
I may steal that one.
Guy on the left is so broad shouldered
never chew gum near a mic
Loved it.
Thanks for watching, Poet
Why should you eat only 239 beans? One more would be too farty
I don't get rubber toe :(
@@ikeacat199 lol.. got it now. So dumb I didn't catch that earlier
What do you call a man that lost his car?
Carlos
How do you call a dog with no legs ? you don't call it, you go get it.
Roberto....Rubber toe
The sniffs made me leave.
What does a dentist call his x-rays?
Tooth pics
Starts 1:25
Funny as hell but shoudl be a draw
8:17 that's what she said
Chewing loudly isnt appealing
Couldn't agree more!
Zzzzzzzz fml
They got All 5 of Biden's supporters to show up! Lol
😂🤣😂😁
Can this guy please not go on camera with a chewing gum? Yoooo....how disgusting is that...and then even hearing the chewing noises ...eeeekh
This is BS! Hutch would've laughed on the first two jokes, but he cheated by having a cup to hide/stop his laughing. Completely BS not finishing this CRAP!!!
no comedic potential