Did you know that Falcons live 12-15 years? That means that all Falcons alive today were born after the year 2000. You know what that makes them? Millennial Falcons.
I'm going to guess John is a police officer. he carries himself that way and his eyes show it. maybe not, but I get that impression and I'd tailor my jokes as such. what did the police officer say to his belly button? "You're under avest". how do you know when a volunteer firefighter fighter is at your party? don't worry, he'll tell you. the Energizer bunny was arrested, he was charged with battery. Donald duck was arrested, he was selling quack. 2 peanuts walking down the street, one was assaulted.
The best Christmas gift is a drum.
You can't beat it!
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Don’t open a fridge without knocking..................... there might be a salad dressing 😳🤣🤣🤣
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ahh.
Ahh who?
Werewolves of London.
I can see myself working in a mirror factory.
HA! Oh good one.
Do you still want to, now that you've had a chance to reflect on it? : )
Did you know that old musicians never die? They just decompose.
Good one!
Gary Larson
I heard it a different way.
Old musicians never die, they just go from bar to bar
Did you know that Mozart hated chickens?
It's true!
All they ever talked about was Bach Bach Bach Bach
Only people that know there history is gonna get this but that was fucking good
Mad props
Oh boy!
@@bug2146 Did you mean "Cluckin' good ! (?)
He couldn't find his teacher, because he was Hayden.
You know how to attract a coyote? make a sound like a dying rabbit. So how do you attract a rabbit? Make a sound like a dying carrot.
Forgot the on screen score board lol great jokes
Greatest stuff I've seen on TH-cam in a long time. Thanks fellas. 👍
Glad you enjoyed it!
"If Mississippi wears Missouri's New Jersey, what will Delaware?"
"Idaho, Alaska."
Very clever!
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? - bison.
What computer is the best singer? a Dell.
How did Sparticus feel when the lion ate his wife? - he was gladiator. 🤣
Claims he's a very simple man.
Claims he's too sophisticated to have jokes explained to him.
😅😅😅
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur? Doya-thinkee-saurus!
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him anything you want. He still won’t come!
Hahaha
Same with a woman with no clitoris.
Did you know that Falcons live 12-15 years? That means that all Falcons alive today were born after the year 2000. You know what that makes them? Millennial Falcons.
Old plumbers never die.
They just go down the pan.
1 "How do you like your coffee?"
2 "canaan"
1 "canaan?"
2 "yes, overflowing with milk and honey!"
How does a joke become a dad joke?
When it's a full groan.
I got some good laughs. Thx
Yeak
Jokes I can tell ANYWHERE. Good and funny stuff, thanks. (I'm stealing them).
We are glad you enjoyed the episode!
Ok so he lied about writing his own jokes.
The horse in the field next to yours…
Is that your neighbour?
The last video I just watched literally had this trick joke with the exact same monologue.
When do the jokes start?
That is actually very funny! Thank you for watching. Btw...we couldn't agree more.
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I'm going to guess John is a police officer. he carries himself that way and his eyes show it. maybe not, but I get that impression and I'd tailor my jokes as such. what did the police officer say to his belly button? "You're under avest". how do you know when a volunteer firefighter fighter is at your party? don't worry, he'll tell you. the Energizer bunny was arrested, he was charged with battery. Donald duck was arrested, he was selling quack. 2 peanuts walking down the street, one was assaulted.
Why didn't you tally the points on this one???
She claims we met at the vegan restaurant. But I neve met herbivore.
Delivery is terrible.
Holy shit it’s Theo von lol
Joe Rogan?
So are you guys going to be funny this time or just OK like ever outer time
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