Breaking Up with All Bachelors and Bachelorettes - Stardew Valley

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  • @MaddyBlu9724
    @MaddyBlu9724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35036

    Imagine how awkward it would be living in a tiny town where like half the population are your exes.

    • @vivi1387
      @vivi1387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1077

      Gosh.. world is so small 😂

    • @nas1320
      @nas1320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +966

      Time to use Dark Shrine of Memory 😈

    • @seanbean517
      @seanbean517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      Been there done that 😂

    • @Goldfish_Brain
      @Goldfish_Brain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +601

      Never gonna do that. Way too attached to the characters. Maybe on my evil Joja file, though...

    • @sheejapillai7556
      @sheejapillai7556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeh

  • @Me-io3wg
    @Me-io3wg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26167

    newcomer in town: hey who's that?
    Bachelors and bachelorettes: oh that's the town bastard

    • @reemm6270
      @reemm6270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +391

      lmfaooo

    • @Skribbly1
      @Skribbly1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Yes

    • @DaPickle76
      @DaPickle76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@reemm6270 I didn't understand, someone explain to me?

    • @reemm6270
      @reemm6270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +743

      @@DaPickle76 New farmer comes to Pelican town and asks the villagers, "Who's that?" pertaining to the original farmer who broke everyone's hearts. The response was, "the town bastard" because of what the original farmer did to the bachelors and bachelorettes

    • @DaPickle76
      @DaPickle76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @Reem M excuse me for not explaining well, but the question is, what is Lmfao??

  • @fakename3753
    @fakename3753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20017

    Damn she really dumped Penny in front of the kids lmfaoo that's cold

    • @mintyflores7378
      @mintyflores7378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1342

      Those kids are her students and she just helped them teach a valuable lesson

    • @Habubachu
      @Habubachu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      LMFAOOOO

    • @druvjuice6906
      @druvjuice6906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +539

      @@mintyflores7378 never marry the farmer who kills monsters

    • @bboyven
      @bboyven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      After she stole her from one of the kids older brother. Lmao.

    • @jennyhughey7557
      @jennyhughey7557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +427

      Imagine Vincent going home and saying "hey Sam, the farmer broke up with Penny today" WHILE Sam also just got dumped by the farmer

  • @中村みちよ-q5b
    @中村みちよ-q5b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17169

    everyone was either prideful or really hurt, then there's Elliot: *gets sad in cursive*

    • @tsuki.sLovergirl
      @tsuki.sLovergirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      Lmao

    • @BrownCoatCaptn
      @BrownCoatCaptn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1557

      That man does everything in cursive lol

    • @codysoasis8710
      @codysoasis8710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1115

      Man *exists* in cursive 🌠

    • @master_mega
      @master_mega 3 ปีที่แล้ว +658

      Don’t forget Haley who completely agrees as quote “Oh… hmph. Beat me to it huh? Alright…

    • @thedapperrabbit113
      @thedapperrabbit113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +735

      𝒮𝒶𝒹 𝐸𝓁𝓁𝒾𝑜𝓉 𝓃𝑜𝒾𝓈𝑒𝓈

  • @WooperGamerYT
    @WooperGamerYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5982

    -Starts romantic relation ship with almost every one in the valley.
    -Breaks up with everyone while riding a horse with a party hat.
    -Refuses to elaborate.

    • @Hsjsududswhsjdjxizzioao
      @Hsjsududswhsjdjxizzioao ปีที่แล้ว +183

      Chad behaviour

    • @crimecentral8480
      @crimecentral8480 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      This is strangely comical to me

    • @sofiaV317
      @sofiaV317 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      i laughed way too much at this 😂

    • @Braian9887
      @Braian9887 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​​@@Hsjsududswhsjdjxizzioaono chad,
      Only idiot

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28377

    Jesus christ you literally woke Abigail up just to tell her you're breaking up with her

    • @NamelessKnightt
      @NamelessKnightt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1003

      Justin? You're into stardew valley now too?

    • @eveescastle5866
      @eveescastle5866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +365

      You are literally everywhere

    • @steveharris2451
      @steveharris2451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +621

      @@eveescastle5866 if he’s everywhere, and we’re seeing him everywhere we go, Then We’re all everywhere.

    • @NamelessKnightt
      @NamelessKnightt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      @@steveharris2451 Yes, we're actually following him.

    • @tinybrained475
      @tinybrained475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      For goodness sakes

  • @skeevantas
    @skeevantas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12858

    Lol Sam "something smells good, like pizza...wait, what?!"

    • @imogeninelysium
      @imogeninelysium 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1721

      HSHSHSHSN imagine being excited for pizza, then suddenly your girlfriend breaks up with you 😭

    • @idkwhatsgoingon9723
      @idkwhatsgoingon9723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +427

      @@imogeninelysium kinda like how my boyfriend broke up with me. I was all sad because of depression, he helped me calm down and said "yo, what about some ice cream to cheer you up?" then while I was eating my ice cream he actually told me that he wanted to break up because he stopped liking me romantically because Im all over the place with my feelings and emotions and he didn't want to deal with that, but if I wanted to fuck him, he'd be available

    • @miagillard1596
      @miagillard1596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      @@idkwhatsgoingon9723 Eh.. Did you take the offer?

    • @NamelessKnightt
      @NamelessKnightt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      @@miagillard1596 Lmao, the most important question.

    • @kinglunarchy9417
      @kinglunarchy9417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      @@idkwhatsgoingon9723 lord the people in the replies are so insensitive. Im sorry

  • @sarahschabert1590
    @sarahschabert1590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6667

    ok but imagine all the people you broke up with all go to the same place to cry their eyes out then one of the NPCS ask what’s wrong and they all say “the farmer broke up with me” then they cry more because you cheated on them

    • @hahaorahah8308
      @hahaorahah8308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      lol

    • @FroggetP
      @FroggetP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +332

      Must be really awkward for the kids.

    • @ClaireZhasa
      @ClaireZhasa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +501

      @@FroggetP "do you have any siblings in town"
      "They are the town"

    • @sayori3939
      @sayori3939 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      that would be so freaking perfect

    • @runtergerutscht4401
      @runtergerutscht4401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      I saw that the villagers have weapons in the game's wiki. I like to imagine they have them for situations like this.

  • @samthesamuel
    @samthesamuel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7822

    new person in town "wow that farmer is cute"
    everyone: "no, just, no"

  • @sweetwea
    @sweetwea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5358

    The way Haley’s eyes gloss over before ultimately putting that block on her feelings once again.

    • @fifibogart5172
      @fifibogart5172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +693

      THAT SPLIT SECOND OF PAIN AND LOSS JUST TO SNAP YOUR WALLS BACK UP - MY HEART!!!!

    • @sinpfiec1047
      @sinpfiec1047 2 ปีที่แล้ว +551

      She is probably crying for hours on end in her room after that

    • @TheToiletClogger
      @TheToiletClogger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      *wheeze* because i hate her so much, i decided to get her max hearts and then , get children, after all that, just give her the bouquet, never gets old

    • @Tiffany-ov2jf
      @Tiffany-ov2jf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      @@TheToiletClogger thats evil 😂

    • @blackrabel4136
      @blackrabel4136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      ​@@TheToiletClogger Satan wants to know your location 😂

  • @zaggity
    @zaggity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11536

    Pls dont be sick Harvey you’re literally the only town doctor😭😭

    • @oranplan1630
      @oranplan1630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +405

      Better get Maru on call... she's gotta at least know some things

    • @charlenestruever9151
      @charlenestruever9151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      Shes not okay tho either xD

    • @SeaWiseBrain
      @SeaWiseBrain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      @@oranplan1630 I don’t think Maru would be in the right state like Harvey 😂

    • @mendozavillarjenifer4851
      @mendozavillarjenifer4851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      NOT THIS LMAO-

    • @ChadMojito
      @ChadMojito 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I'm sure the Wizard can learn some healing spells

  • @MichellaneousMe
    @MichellaneousMe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3848

    My boy Alex finally stopped putting gel in his hair and you decided to call it quits with him

    • @luminoustorus548
      @luminoustorus548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      He took the plunge in hair *and* in love, but life is ever cruel

    • @FabulousCustodes
      @FabulousCustodes หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      He will never go without gel in his hair again

  • @timmccarthy872
    @timmccarthy872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5096

    Friendship ended with *all bachelors and bachelorettes*
    Now *Robin* is my best friend

    • @rosered961
      @rosered961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +764

      You broke up with both of her kids, you really think she'll want to be best friends?

    • @leticiaesteves7424
      @leticiaesteves7424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      @@rosered961 *Wheeze*

    • @blablagamerbr
      @blablagamerbr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      it gets pretty lonely in the mountains ;)

    • @JackL.Carlos
      @JackL.Carlos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@blablagamerbr *Yes.*

    • @allineedismusicnlove
      @allineedismusicnlove 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Poor Demetrius

  • @ArbitraryEverything
    @ArbitraryEverything 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7995

    You know you have a problem when you're mass producing the wilted bouquet.
    Also, can we just appreciate how Pierre gives zero sh*ts when you buy twelve bouquets while you're dating his daughter.

    • @notLinode
      @notLinode 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1756

      Business is business

    • @mal_348
      @mal_348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      @@notLinode finally someone in 2022😂

    • @Paradoxxiii
      @Paradoxxiii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      The Wizard’s Daughter

    • @Rad1antCypher
      @Rad1antCypher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      It’s just… good business…

    • @JoTheAnomaly
      @JoTheAnomaly ปีที่แล้ว +74

      A true capitalist

  • @aru3299
    @aru3299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1315

    Literally swooping in Abigail's bed just to give her the wilted bouquet has me laughing more than it should

  • @Leo-xf2ck
    @Leo-xf2ck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6577

    She is literally dating the whole town and then breaking with them: genius.

    • @asilrem2704
      @asilrem2704  4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      hahaha lol 😂

    • @tunixflow1772
      @tunixflow1772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Only to tear a whole into their hearts

    • @reflection7682
      @reflection7682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Tbh, I date the while town too ;-p

    • @lucky_ramen9803
      @lucky_ramen9803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@reflection7682 Sorry but I don't think George is up for grabs 😉 😂

    • @KazimJafar
      @KazimJafar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      So basically, the village bicycle?

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12932

    This guy us a hero for doing something thousands of us never had the guts to do.

    • @NamelessKnightt
      @NamelessKnightt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +296

      Dating all the single characters and breaking up with them.

    • @Uberspective
      @Uberspective 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      never knew you had an interest in stardew valley, justin!

    • @noeastereggsheregoaway
      @noeastereggsheregoaway 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I don't appreciate your presence in this comment section.

    • @NamelessKnightt
      @NamelessKnightt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@noeastereggsheregoaway Okay?

    • @ZessXXify
      @ZessXXify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Or a villain

  • @TheCha0ticartist
    @TheCha0ticartist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19156

    Could you imagine someone breaking up with you. Then getting on their horse (THAT WEARS A PARTY HAT) and galloping away😭🤣🤣

    • @javiersegura2003
      @javiersegura2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +738

      That would be epic af

    • @Winter-gp8hv
      @Winter-gp8hv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @Meanie Panini LMAO

    • @bmiller7419
      @bmiller7419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      I guess I was the party pooper all along....

    • @iloveapples4918
      @iloveapples4918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @Meanie Panini among us???????? 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 Sus?!!?!!?!?!?!?? 😳😳🥵😳🥵😳🥵😳🏢😳🏢😳🏢😳🏢😳😳🏢😳😳🏢🏢😳🏢😳😣😖😖😖😖✈️🏢🏢💥💥💥💥💥💥

    • @imalwaysstickingwithvirgos7241
      @imalwaysstickingwithvirgos7241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hahaha 😂😂

  • @bijoukaiba
    @bijoukaiba 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2652

    3:13 I don't know if this was intentional or not - and I realize all NPCs do this if you block their path too long - but Emily brushing past the farmer and hurrying away was PAINFUL.

    • @waitlexist3436
      @waitlexist3436 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      YESS I FELT THAT TOO

    • @mauersegler
      @mauersegler ปีที่แล้ว +168

      I had a set of situations with Sam after break up. Whenever I tried to talk he was in some kind of activity like guitar playing, but he occasionally showed up on my screen a lot of times. Once I fished and he got close by, but stopped and started playing video game. When I tried to talk he's just «I'm busy come later». It's all just a coincidence but damn a good one

    • @AdSoyad-rp1vm
      @AdSoyad-rp1vm ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ​@@mauersegler Sam is literally a man child and l wouldn't broke up with him. l mean, l wouldn't broke up with anyone unless they're Maru, l dunno why but she's not interesting to me.

    • @mauersegler
      @mauersegler ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@AdSoyad-rp1vm hahaha actually I broke up with him because he disappointed me. Compared to Alex, for example, his cutscenes and character overall are boring, except for 10-heart ofc. That one I remembered good.
      But I ended up marrying Seb and it's the only reason I got over two hearts with Maru. She happened to be at the same house lol. Maru's even more dull than Sam, that one at least has something to offer.

    • @LocalOnionRingEnjoyer
      @LocalOnionRingEnjoyer ปีที่แล้ว

      JAS DID THAT TO ME HELP

  • @evamae9941
    @evamae9941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1888

    As someone who is married to Shane and would die for him him saying “I’ll see you at the saloon” makes me want to pass away

    • @fannynoeliahuancabustillos6345
      @fannynoeliahuancabustillos6345 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Same

    • @hoesmad_17
      @hoesmad_17 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yeah like didn't he recover from drinking when the player is dating him? Sad..

    • @strawburrish
      @strawburrish ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@hoesmad_17 seeing him hold a beer the first thing in the morning after we got married was the saddest thing ever. that username is horrid

    • @dreamystqrlight
      @dreamystqrlight ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @mushroomtiddies9003
      @mushroomtiddies9003 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      His dialogue when u get caught cheating is equally as depressing

  • @FourthDerivative
    @FourthDerivative 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19560

    All the other characters getting so distraught over you dumping them, and Haley's all "yeah no big, I was about to dump you anyway" like an absolute Chad

    • @5am365
      @5am365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +458

      LMAO

    • @ragemaker1202
      @ragemaker1202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3416

      Haley’s a Giga-chad for being able to whip back so fast after fighting a near flood of tears 😭

    • @oranplan1630
      @oranplan1630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2430

      well truthfully I feel she's just acting... pretending to not care, yknow? maybe you knew that already...

    • @thesaviorofsouls5210
      @thesaviorofsouls5210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1770

      Did you see her picture when you gave it to her, she had tears in her eyes. Then tried to play it off in the second message.

    • @andreah9587
      @andreah9587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1466

      The really sad thing about it is that you could see the shock and tears in her eyes just before she says that. She pretends to have been wanting to break up with you first so she can play off being “cool” and not be the loser who got dumped. You spent all this time bonding with her to help her lose that bitchy persona and open up to be kinder to others, and she goes right back to the way she was before after you throw that whole relationship away. It’s heartbreaking. Haley is my least favorite bachelorette but I can admit that she isn’t a bad person and she (like the others) didn’t deserve to get their hearts stomped on.

  • @breep6
    @breep6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4708

    “It wouldn’t make sense to give this to Jas”

    • @EighmyLupin
      @EighmyLupin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @ZB gross

    • @z0mb139
      @z0mb139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @ZB sounds intriguing

    • @z0mb139
      @z0mb139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @ZB oh

    • @z0mb139
      @z0mb139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @ZB i can’t do that-

    • @dhb1148
      @dhb1148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      FBI OPEN UP

  • @fraguess
    @fraguess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9226

    you really went into abigail's bed to break up with her huh

    • @kaydwessie296
      @kaydwessie296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +473

      Now she doesn't have to walk anywhere to cry herself into a depression nap.
      (Why do I say these things?)

    • @Bepetoni
      @Bepetoni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@kaydwessie296 No, that's true

    • @userfromspace8952
      @userfromspace8952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@kaydwessie296 «no-no, he's got a point»

    • @kazooha7104
      @kazooha7104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      That's what I did when I married Sam- 😭 wake up. Boom we're getting married

    • @mintyflores7378
      @mintyflores7378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Nothing like waking up to heartbreak just to cry all day in bed

  • @BluejaySerenade
    @BluejaySerenade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1198

    “Psh yeah I was gonna break up with you anyway”
    *cuts to Hailey crying*

  • @kierstenalexander9251
    @kierstenalexander9251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1452

    2:43 I KNOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE SAD BUT WHY DOES SAMS HAIR AND FACE COMPLETELY CHANGE WHEN HE TURNS LIKE THAT OMG

    • @PeelingCeiling35
      @PeelingCeiling35 2 ปีที่แล้ว +481

      Note to self, don’t break up with Sam or he’ll turn into bootleg goku ✍🏻

    • @user-64896
      @user-64896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      IKR IM IN TEARS LMAOO

    • @uranian-Umbra
      @uranian-Umbra ปีที่แล้ว +59

      BRO TURNS INTO GOJU

    • @ReiAnikaAyanami
      @ReiAnikaAyanami ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ​@@PeelingCeiling35 like he isn't already 💀

    • @TheFangirlOtaku
      @TheFangirlOtaku 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      bro I can't handle Sam's hair, like, I avoid him because of it lmao
      Edit: I got a mod that made him look less ugly lmao

  • @Vivalarunaway
    @Vivalarunaway 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6398

    You guys don't understand the pain I felt when seeing Shane's and Harvey's reactions-

    • @-Castiel-
      @-Castiel- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Same.

    • @Vivalarunaway
      @Vivalarunaway 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@MagicalHatStudios I don't physically think I can go through that-

    • @MagicalHatStudios
      @MagicalHatStudios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Vivalarunaway I promise it's actually very sweet and has a happy ending.

    • @amberveronique913
      @amberveronique913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@MagicalHatStudios what’s it about?

    • @majasadlok8296
      @majasadlok8296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@MagicalHatStudios i actually started reading this and you were right, it's phenomenal. i'm having an exam today so i set my alarm, because i was worried i'm gonna miss it because of it. thanks a lot for mentioning it here ❤️

  • @trilixity7360
    @trilixity7360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13042

    Everybody is upset about Shane. I mean, I’m absolutely destroyed but I can FEEL the deepest feeling of misery in Alex. He confided so much about himself to someone he loved, and let his jackass persona falter, and then he has to put it right back on when he sees the bouquet. I bet you that night he cried for HOURS.

    • @totallynotspooked
      @totallynotspooked 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1640

      I agree 100%. Most people just see him as an arrogant jock but he's actually a very caring guy (I mean think about the Beach scene for example ??). He acted prideful here due to being really hurt and not wanting to show that.

    • @daelynelise1939
      @daelynelise1939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +662

      RIGHT?? He's so sweet and does not deserve this it b r o k e m e

    • @angeuhlina1633
      @angeuhlina1633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      definitely :((

    • @theodoe946
      @theodoe946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +716

      I truly imagined him in that dialogue with a clenched jaw, trying to act like he was angry when the tears that are spilling down his face giving him away.

    • @DoreikuShirouki
      @DoreikuShirouki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      God I can't imagine that I love him so much 😔😭

  • @shadowmonster9129
    @shadowmonster9129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7471

    Shane: so what are you doing here?
    Havey: got dumped on.. you?
    Shane: ha same.
    Sam: wait you got dumped on too?
    Shane and Harvey: * nods *
    Sebastian: man today is just full for suprises, I also got dumped on.
    Alex: * walks in * I have never been here and I don't care.
    All the guys: new eh?
    Alex: wait who was your ex anyway?
    Everyone: the new farmer... *WHAT?!*

    • @sussett
      @sussett 3 ปีที่แล้ว +764

      I would pay to watch this

    • @julias.6658
      @julias.6658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +972

      Girls: Well wait until we tell you what happened to US today...

    • @Zenslayer666
      @Zenslayer666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      He/she played us like a damn fiddle!

    • @revaanimations4329
      @revaanimations4329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Ouch

    • @pricegaming7965
      @pricegaming7965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@suburbanorca followed

  • @flowersinantarctica8
    @flowersinantarctica8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    haley's might not seem sad, but it is. her whole life shes put up this front, all her heart scenes are her slowly opening up to you. in her final moment with you she has to put her defenses back up. i really love her

    • @sleepy-yyy
      @sleepy-yyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Undoubtedly THE best girl. Hands down.

    • @racheljoy1140
      @racheljoy1140 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@sleepy-yyy YESSS BUT NO ONE AGREES WHEN I SAY THIS

    • @fogheaded3866
      @fogheaded3866 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      She didn't really seem to have any barriers when I went with her just her getting less stuck up and more into farming or less big city stuff didn't get that vibe at all :/

    • @Valhallen002
      @Valhallen002 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@racheljoy1140 She is the coolest, most interesting, and best wife. She changes like you do to accept the country life and unlike Leah and Abigail there is no emotional baggage being thrown around during events or dialogue. I do love Penny's innocence though.

  • @firionkaiser8291
    @firionkaiser8291 2 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    Is no one gonna talk about how Sam unlocked the next level of Super Saiyan upon the realization he's getting dumped at 2:40?

    • @amsyjo
      @amsyjo ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LMAO

    • @caitlinmason2353
      @caitlinmason2353 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I know I keep finding new hidden Sam portraits

  • @kuckag5710
    @kuckag5710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9433

    Farmer: *brakes up with Harvey *
    Harvey: *vomits all over you *

    • @meowsmakemusic718
      @meowsmakemusic718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +414

      This is the funniest thing i’ve read all day

    • @luiysia
      @luiysia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      mood tbh

    • @mist4kinnie
      @mist4kinnie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      LOL

    • @aguspritchard7632
      @aguspritchard7632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      MEEE

    • @VSMF
      @VSMF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@meowsmakemusic718 your day must be probably real sad then, for that crap to be the funniest shit you saw

  • @valeriamoran4440
    @valeriamoran4440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3402

    I’d like to think that Sebastian would double his efforts to move out of the valley, Robin would notice he spends even more time in his room than usual, he doesn’t go out to play pool with Sam, and a couple weeks later he leaves the Valley for good.

    • @hydrodoctormp3216
      @hydrodoctormp3216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      Bro I'm not trying to cry 😭

    • @enerel3268
      @enerel3268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      please stop hes my favorite youre gonna make me cry

    • @sugarcrash1148
      @sugarcrash1148 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      😭😭😭 Don’t do that to me, I’m literally dating him

    • @Aaaaa-om3gl
      @Aaaaa-om3gl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Stop it I’m married to Seb- 😭

    • @ievam2184
      @ievam2184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      nooo don't make me sob 😭 he's my fav character and now that my character is married to him, i would never get over it if smth like that happened 😭

  • @humanbean1234
    @humanbean1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1798

    When I heard the music at the beginning I felt really alone and a bit sad. Took me a moment to realise that is was because it was the flower dance song and I was having vietnam flashbacks of standing in the corner.

    • @totallynotspooked
      @totallynotspooked 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      Omg thank you for making me laugh 😂😂 I felt that on a personal level. I tried so hard and asked everyone of them until I realised I needed a specific amount of hearts. I would be too embarrassed to do that in RL.

    • @中村みちよ-q5b
      @中村みちよ-q5b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      HWJAHAJAJAHAHA

    • @sweetsadsiren5569
      @sweetsadsiren5569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      The first thought I had after reading this really was, “You’re not the only one having Vietnam flashbacks after year 2.”

    • @Sunbeargirl-
      @Sunbeargirl- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@totallynotspooked Dude, me!!! I'd never ask anyone to dance IRL, but I asked all the guys and they were like, "Uhhhhhhhhh, no."

    • @mort2091
      @mort2091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@totallynotspooked i can relate to this on a heavy level, i was even embarrassed for my char when i got rejected by everyone lol

  • @bluegoose7832
    @bluegoose7832 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    - Rides up to you on a donkey with a party hat on
    - Gives you wilted flowers
    - Refuses to elaborate
    - Leaves on the party donkey

  • @TheMedicatedArtist
    @TheMedicatedArtist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    I gotta give some love to Elliot. Dude left his hometown and family because he wanted better things (basically a gender-swapped Belle). And he can’t go on his book tour unless you marry him. He sends letters every day saying how much he misses you and wishes you see the world with him.
    I honestly wish Elliot’s story was more like Cliff from Harvest Moon: Mineral Town. It really felt like my relationships affected the town.

    • @everywherealllatonce
      @everywherealllatonce 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      WAIT NO I FEEL EVEN MORE CRUSHED BY THE FARMER BREAKING UP WITH HIM NOW

  • @hopesmusicvids
    @hopesmusicvids 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10004

    Notice how Shane says he'll see you at the saloon? And how he severely cut back on drinking when you started dating? your breaking up with him put him back into drinking. I'm heart broken

    • @candylide
      @candylide 4 ปีที่แล้ว +299

      @@P3ndejosG4ng Along with Pam

    • @bracing_brooke
      @bracing_brooke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      @@candylide they're coworkers

    • @sistersamich2075
      @sistersamich2075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      @@bracing_brooke more like business partners

    • @madelinemcmillan4020
      @madelinemcmillan4020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +538

      if he needs to be with someone to keep himself from regressing back into alcoholism he shouldn't be with anyone.

    • @sistersamich2075
      @sistersamich2075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +337

      @@madelinemcmillan4020 he doesn’t need someone to be with him to stop him from drinking, hell stop if you remain friends, he does it to cope with pain.

  • @fanpet3912
    @fanpet3912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2228

    I actually liked Alex and Haley's reactions a lot. They're both clearly upset, but refuse to show their hurt pride

    • @waitlexist3436
      @waitlexist3436 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Yess they’re my two favorites I could never do that to them 😭

    • @user-pixie
      @user-pixie ปีที่แล้ว +15

      i broke up with haley for alex lol

    • @Bracelet_gal
      @Bracelet_gal ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you beat me to it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @wardabdulsalam3089
      @wardabdulsalam3089 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      what does it mean ?@@Bracelet_gal

  • @TheLedyastroangela
    @TheLedyastroangela 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1548

    Every video i see of stardew Valley: perfectly arranged farm
    My farm: Stuff everywhere, no pads, crops at the entry of my house, one tree here and there, one chest here 10 in the other corner, animals loose in the whole property xD

    • @suburbanorca
      @suburbanorca 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Thats basically my farm as well 😂😂😂😂 i dont even plant i just go straight to the mines 😂

    • @user-0917fckvjjigk
      @user-0917fckvjjigk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@suburbanorca My farm was like that for the first few save files....I was so bad at organizing stuff😂😂😅. But after looking at other players save files....I finally learned how to organize the farm properly.

    • @kaywantsfood
      @kaywantsfood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Same my guy there were trees everywhere and I didn't wanna clean up so after grinding in the mines forever I just blew everything the fuck up with mega bombs

    • @Bloodjen
      @Bloodjen 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I literally just fixed mine. Its not great but the animals arent in front of my house now and my crops arent stuck between where i planted the fruit trees, the house and bat cave.

    • @KurioTheWatcher
      @KurioTheWatcher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I couldn't relate to something so badly in my life besides this comment 😭

  • @ThePurskewered
    @ThePurskewered ปีที่แล้ว +201

    I love how you just get into Abigail’s bed and spoon her and pretty much say “oh by the way let’s break up”

  • @arcticlee56
    @arcticlee56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    im never leaving sebastian, seeing his reaction destroyed me. i am so attached to that man it hurts

    • @KawaiiJammy
      @KawaiiJammy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      same over here omg 😭😭😭 just imagining that he probably left the valley after that is heartbreaking

    • @Shinobininja17
      @Shinobininja17 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ​@@KawaiiJammy Right, I could never hurt Sebatian. He's always telling me how he appreciates me with his little blush smile and makes me coffee

  • @bae7954
    @bae7954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2846

    poor shane and charlie.. he was hoping to bring his chicken to live with you 😭

    • @asilrem2704
      @asilrem2704  4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      yeah 😔

    • @JackL.Carlos
      @JackL.Carlos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      ..... I'm sorry but who the f*ck is Charlie?

    • @TheOverlordPepper
      @TheOverlordPepper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      @@JackL.Carlos Charlie is the name of Shane’s chicken

    • @pepu_tv
      @pepu_tv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@JackL.Carlos Charlie is Shane's chicken

    • @catloverowogamer5505
      @catloverowogamer5505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@JackL.Carlos I was saying this till I saw your comment

  • @jazgarcia2014
    @jazgarcia2014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2955

    I was just gonna be sad but??? Your stamina??? Literally through the roof.

    • @asilrem2704
      @asilrem2704  4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      hahahhaa yeah

    • @theresechan2338
      @theresechan2338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      The way of the completionist

    • @Artiejet
      @Artiejet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      bruh just notice that

    • @xephyre6955
      @xephyre6955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      They ARE dating half the population of this town so I'm not surprised.

    • @PierreLucSex
      @PierreLucSex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@xephyre6955 heh heh oh boi

  • @FeartheFearIsBack
    @FeartheFearIsBack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2453

    strange how i can like a game so much that watching this video just makes me sad

    • @asilrem2704
      @asilrem2704  4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      ow sorry for that :(

    • @FeartheFearIsBack
      @FeartheFearIsBack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@asilrem2704 The Leah part gets me

    • @MintyArisato
      @MintyArisato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      the characters are written in a nice, relaxing, likeable fashion, and you get attached. I totally feel you

    • @basic2982
      @basic2982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@asilrem2704 seb literally made me so sad

  • @marybaylon9255
    @marybaylon9255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Abigail started to get more agitated, leave home and argue with her parents more.
    Vincent hates you because Sam was now barely holding himself together with the loss of his best friend and you.
    Sebastian now locks himself in his room, barely talks to Robin and moves out of the town with no hesitation.
    Maru constantly doubts herself and Demetrius can barely get a word out of her.
    Penny can hardly keep herself together in front of Jas and Vincent. Gunther has noticed her getting thinner.
    Willy notice that Elliot hasn't been coming out of his shack anymore, sad piano music constantly plays.
    Gus and Pam have noticed Shane get back to his drinking problem, drinking more than he ever did before.
    Harvey has been throwing himself into work and never leaving his clinic. Maru never sees him unless it's the start of work.
    Alex acts more like a jerk to everyone. He has outbursts of anger every once in a while.
    Haley puts more make up on her face to hide her dark bags and pale complexion.

    • @sleepy-yyy
      @sleepy-yyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Thanks Satan.

    • @robodude7659
      @robodude7659 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      What about Emily? 😢

    • @myladynoirr853
      @myladynoirr853 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      no, please no. This broke my heart more then it should 😭😭

    • @Kimmy-Shortvids
      @Kimmy-Shortvids 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      ​@@robodude7659Emily stays on dreaming and never wake up

    • @janieryamyam8217
      @janieryamyam8217 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Does sebastian rlly move out of town? Where tho?

  • @lydiatorres5879
    @lydiatorres5879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    Alex: Alright fine i won't beg for you back hmph.
    *Secretly crying while he lifts weights*

    • @skinnyrizz
      @skinnyrizz ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I just know that bro lifts twice as heavy. he boutta use the forbidden pre

  • @faus585
    @faus585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1272

    Timestamps for watching each character getting heartbroken :'(
    1:28 Abigail
    2:07 Harvey
    2:24 Alex
    2:38 Sam
    3:06 Emily
    3:40 Leah
    4:11 Shane
    4:33 Penny
    4:52 Maru
    5:11 Haley
    5:29 Elliot
    5:42 Sebastian

    • @justsomeguy7133
      @justsomeguy7133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      **softly, through tears** thank you...

    • @GooseIsShark
      @GooseIsShark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I hate it. Thank you

  • @hamtaroluv98
    @hamtaroluv98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1757

    YOU TURNED SHANE INTO AN ALCOHOLIC AGAIN

    • @Coughdropeater
      @Coughdropeater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      *dO yOu UnDeRsTaNd HoW lOnG iT tAkEs To Do ThIs??* Is now my thought

    • @parhelionsun
      @parhelionsun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Coughdropeater well that’s the power of mods my frienf

    • @revaanimations4329
      @revaanimations4329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Coughdropeater or resets

    • @BrianMcBrianson
      @BrianMcBrianson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Now I'm imagining Ponyo teaching shane about how not to be an alcoholic, thanks HAM

    • @shitsaac
      @shitsaac 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      STOP, IM GOING TO CRY

  • @princeofvos
    @princeofvos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2951

    When Maru said "Not good enough for you?" This cut so deep. I have a six year save file and she was my first, we adopted 2 kids. I have never wanted to break up with or divorce her because she's a guaranteed favorite of mine, but this really hurt.. Maru grew up a straight A student, and is the favorite to Demetrius. As a burnout gifted, it hurt when she said "not good enough for you", it hurt the most. Being told you're the best and greatest all your life can be shattered by one thing, this is an example. And that Frustration in her text of her not understanding how she is wrong, only to realize she cant do anything about it with a "fine..", really brings it together. CA, you had to make this one hurt huh?

    • @hi_itzloganw3315
      @hi_itzloganw3315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Finally somebody else who’s favorite npc is Maru

    • @Emerudai
      @Emerudai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      So glad I’m not the only one who loves Maru😂

    •  3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      #MaruForLife

    • @anothergg2692
      @anothergg2692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      And Sebastian? His sister is excellent in everything and he is... nothing. None take him serious

    • @Nodorito
      @Nodorito 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@anothergg2692 i mean to be fair, it still isn't healthy to favorite one child over the other. I think he'd achieve more if he had more structure and not- live in his mom's basement for years that's like mega virgin stuff right there

  • @littlesammy1170
    @littlesammy1170 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    To me the saddest one had to be Emily, she didn’t say nothing about friendship or seeing around or anything to cope, she straight up said she thought that they had something special and tears up and that’s it, Poor Emily

  • @AB-gh5be
    @AB-gh5be 2 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    on one hand, you monster, but on the other hand, this is genuinely a really interesting look into some of these characters' psyches?
    abigail tries to rationalize her pain, harvey's dorkish tendencies prevent him from hiding any of how hurt he is, alex leans back into his prideful persona when faced with a situation he might not be emotionally capable of handling otherwise, sam is unusually subdued beyond the initial shock (is he doubting himself, or is this perhaps a behavior he learned from having to deal with a much younger little brother?), emily is as genuine in her emotions as she always is, leah almost reads as jaded, and shane, neurologically wired as he is, subtly berates himself for not expecting disappointment and is probably entering another depressive spiral, which is just. really fuckin sad, man.
    penny tries to be kind even when she's been hurt, which isn't anything new character-wise, but like, can someone give this girl a break? interestingly, maru accuses you at first of not thinking she was good enough, which makes wonder if her family's dysfunctional dynamic has impacted her in ways that aren't readily apparent. haley bites back when upset, elliott retreats into the emotional distance of formality, and sebastian doesn't even seem comfortable enough with the _idea_ of arguing to do anything but quietly resign himself to being hurt, which. intriguing from a character perspective, but _oof._

    • @reychu.61
      @reychu.61 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I know this is from two years ago but I really like this comment! Makes me feel extra sad for some of the (well, all) characters 🥲

  • @PrincipalCellist
    @PrincipalCellist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1105

    *Haley:* "You can't fire me - I quit!"
    *Elliott:* "Meh...there are other fish in the sea."
    All the characters have such good, deep back stories... I always have such a hard time choosing which one to marry!

    • @cosplayuniverse4968
      @cosplayuniverse4968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      I married Elliott because he wrote me a whole ass book AND writes me poetry on a very consistent basis. Once he moved in with me he makes me coffee and crab cakes and actually does work on the farm. Complete dream man.

    • @honeybee2525
      @honeybee2525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@cosplayuniverse4968 HIS 14 HEART 😭😭🥰🥰 I mean he was gone for the birth of our child but . It’s okay Elliott

    • @Bloodjen
      @Bloodjen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@cosplayuniverse4968 The others don't help out? I picked Elliot cause he just seemed the most stable and kind, still playing that save a couple years later. Never had another save though, so have never married a different one.

    • @theevilwithout
      @theevilwithout ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@Bloodjen all the others do help out

  • @urspacorp3445
    @urspacorp3445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +892

    5:15 Hayley wanted to act cool even if she's sad lol

    • @asilrem2704
      @asilrem2704  4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      yeah 😂

    • @solarprogeny6736
      @solarprogeny6736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      She's such a mood, when my ex irl broke up with me I said "you were braver than I was to say it, then, huh" but then I cried for a month lol

    • @ebitempurafry
      @ebitempurafry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Which makes her broke up even sadder imo, same like Alex. I just know they stand there trying to compose themselves not to cry before going home and bawls their eyes out

    • @lightningjadejavier
      @lightningjadejavier 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      AHHHH this sht hurts... Like haley and Penny's are probably my two best girls I'd marry but this just makes me cry

  • @yeetpea5302
    @yeetpea5302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3354

    Omg, poor Harvey. 😭
    He looks so sad...

    • @Katt-ci6gw
      @Katt-ci6gw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Yay! A fellow Harvey lover!

    • @vaxx8647
      @vaxx8647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      He’s just a baby 😔

    • @stargazer6097
      @stargazer6097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I married him 😁

    • @pantheraviva
      @pantheraviva 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      harvey is basically my irl husband

    • @yeetpea5302
      @yeetpea5302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@pantheraviva Haha, mine too. 😁

  • @empressofshurima
    @empressofshurima 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Harvey's line broke me the most, just because I love him so much. He's so loving and caring towards the player, then he's given a wilted bouquet? Who wouldn't suddenly feel sick? Oh, my poor Harvey 🥺

  • @fancyturtle1267
    @fancyturtle1267 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    haleys acting like she doesnt care when you know damn well she balled her eyes out when she got home

  • @cheese-hq8cr
    @cheese-hq8cr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1912

    everyones talking about shane and abigail, i just thinking about sam's side profile 2:42

    • @lovelabs3116
      @lovelabs3116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +555

      PLEASE THAT SIDE PROFILE THREW ME SO OFF GUARD

    • @Inverted_Wings
      @Inverted_Wings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      Without that middle piece of hair he looks scary QwQ

    • @ly_sho
      @ly_sho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      Looks like some poor cosplay of Goku tbh

    • @silverrubymoon3574
      @silverrubymoon3574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      @@Inverted_Wings - Everybody gangsta till Sam appears without his middle hair piece.

    • @angeuhlina1633
      @angeuhlina1633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      LITERALLY LMAOOO

  • @dartharcher5257
    @dartharcher5257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    Ok but imagine what they’re like when they get home
    Shane relapses immediately
    Harvey throws himself into his work
    Sam has nobody to turn to about his problems at home etc.
    Then it gets real sad

    • @SEFSQklOR0VS
      @SEFSQklOR0VS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Elliott has no reason to stay and Sebastian probably follows through with his plan to leave

    • @yellowroo
      @yellowroo ปีที่แล้ว

      Alex gets sick and dies

    • @kitational
      @kitational ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sebastian would take up smoking again

  • @tmck4138
    @tmck4138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    I’m glad that you can still be friends with them. It’s not an instant zero heart trigger.

  • @smolpeepee9756
    @smolpeepee9756 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Okay but Harvey’s response was really heartbreaking and somehow just hits different :’)

  • @dustbunny6381
    @dustbunny6381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I felt sebastian's in my fucking chest. Like he's not angry at you, he's not telling you how much it hurts, he's just. Quiet. Accepting. Defeated. He doesn't want you to think you've hurt him but inside he's fucking miserable.

  • @seashell9570
    @seashell9570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +887

    I know Shane went to the saloon to binge drink afterwards :(
    I don't wanna see my husband like that, I could never break up or divorce

    • @sistersamich2075
      @sistersamich2075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Same. I get so attached and I have to remind myself it’s a game

    • @kaydwessie296
      @kaydwessie296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I'm gonna divorce him in my A-Hole save but I keep putting it off for that reason

    • @seashell9570
      @seashell9570 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kaydwessie296 Danganronpa 👍👍👍

  • @zyra5832
    @zyra5832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    all the bachelors and bachelorettes to each other be like:
    "player's name broke up with me"
    "me too"
    "wait what"
    "wait what"

  • @MediocreMutton
    @MediocreMutton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2053

    Harvey’s response broke my heart and I never even date him B R U H
    Shane’s is just so sad, it’s like he was expecting it.
    Maru is definitely gonna cry when she’s left alone.

    • @fionaalvarez5854
      @fionaalvarez5854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      DATE HARVEY, he's a cutie 😢

    • @joni.l
      @joni.l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Harvey's personality is exactly like my partner's and they both even look the same 😭 it h u r t 😭

    • @mcdudelydoo3116
      @mcdudelydoo3116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      When Maru said fine, I felt like she was gonna go Thanos mode like "Fine, I'll do it myself"

  • @thebruh1883
    @thebruh1883 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Abigail, Sam, Elliot, and Sebastian all took that extremely well. You can tell they were genuine about it too.

  • @belughlegosi
    @belughlegosi ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The only one that made me sad was Leah surprisingly. “I’m not good with this kind of stuff anyway” like dAMB that hit like she never had any solid hope to begin with

  • @vaxx8647
    @vaxx8647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1594

    Shane and Harvey, bro....I can’t.
    They’re my babys 😔

    • @pantheraviva
      @pantheraviva 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Same, and Emily!

    • @vaxx8647
      @vaxx8647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@pantheraviva yah!!

    • @MediocreMutton
      @MediocreMutton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      They’re both precious beans.

    • @yeahokthen1316
      @yeahokthen1316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sam is my baby I’m crying

    • @idoh2195
      @idoh2195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same qwq

  • @silverbullet7691
    @silverbullet7691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    The fact that the break up causes Harvey to get physically sick is just so sad....
    But Elliot being so poetic about it was so like him, it made me chuckle in a sad way

  • @AbLaV
    @AbLaV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    I love Elliott so much and it kinda hurt to see his break up dialogue

    • @MintyArisato
      @MintyArisato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      saaaame I was dreading his the entire time

    • @breep6
      @breep6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      “I suppose there are other horizons to set my eyes upon...”

    • @jotawife
      @jotawife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SAME ;_;

    • @falcononthesax
      @falcononthesax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      It hurts even more when you consider his dialouge after marriage which he mentions how lonely he felt before the relationship :,)

    • @PierreLucSex
      @PierreLucSex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ye

  • @tencat24
    @tencat24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I'm married to Harvey and he's sweet, seeing his reaction here made me feel bad because the fact that he reacts so viscerally to the pain and shock of the breakup... He's one of the most open villagers in my opinion, he really shows everything he feels (involuntarily most of the time). You can see that the emotional sucker punch the farmer just dealt him is so devastating that its repercussions are physical.
    Poor Alex. The "I'm not begging" and unhappy expression seems like basic manly-man pride at first, but then you understand that it's just the last thing he can hold onto. He doesn't know how to fix this so he can only pull up his walls again. That evening he probably vowed to never be vulnerable again after drying his tears.
    As for Shane... It's the "gulp" that does it for me. The shock so great that it makes his throat convulse. But then he falls back onto good old self-hatred and self-blame, pretends it was always going to happen because he always knew he was an unlovable person, he just forgot during the time he spent with the person he loved.
    (But the one thing that I have trouble with for Shane is that he's so reliant on the farmer to get better with his substance abuse... In real life, you can't expect another person to be your savior. It's not fair to either them or you. That's why I can't date him, it feels like getting pulled into something dangerous.)

  • @samdunn5846
    @samdunn5846 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Alex immediately started putting gel back in his hair

  • @CycIian
    @CycIian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    Everyone’s just so sad and then there’s Haley being like “dang you beat me to it”

    • @residentkane
      @residentkane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      I mean she almost cried so clearly she was just trying to be tough.

    • @Hirotoro4692
      @Hirotoro4692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      You never heard of masking ones feelings and putting on a persona? She was definitely *not* cool about it. She acted tough because it's that or break down on the spot.

  • @theresechan2338
    @theresechan2338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Shane and Sam surprised me with how gracious they were about it!
    And Haley's got a good line for saving face, I'd have expected her reply to resemble to Alex's, especially considering that they're counterparts

  • @solarprogeny6736
    @solarprogeny6736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    Now you've got a whole league of evil exes on your hands

    • @aubreynxtdoorr
      @aubreynxtdoorr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      scott pilgrim vs the world

  • @cheri3571
    @cheri3571 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The audacity to gallop around in your show pony and break the heart of every single character 😭

  • @griffinraynor8425
    @griffinraynor8425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    This is so tragic, but Elliott's response made me chuckle. You go on you sweet little drama king :')

    • @meadcwlark4064
      @meadcwlark4064 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      elliot is so pretentious i love him

  • @polarphy
    @polarphy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Abby, Emily, Penny and Sebastian brings a tear to my heart.

    • @kaydwessie296
      @kaydwessie296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Emily's my wife on my Main Save so saaaame.
      I literally shared my save with my ex for a while and wouldn't marry her character bc Emily did nothing wrong.
      Then my ex cheated on me so YEAH EMILY IS A BETTER CHOICE lol

  • @sammyuwu820
    @sammyuwu820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1072

    God I remember simping soooo hard for Alex my first time playing lmao. I didn’t know how the relationships worked back then so when he didn’t like the wild horse radish I gave him I thought it was because my character was a boy so I deleted my save and made a new character, this time a girl. It of course didn’t make him like me more but i was new and stupid 😔

    • @seashell9570
      @seashell9570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      LMAO, thanks for making me laugh on this depressing video.

    • @sammyuwu820
      @sammyuwu820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I got you bro :p

    • @a.90129
      @a.90129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      this is so cute 😭😭😭

    • @thechildrensaccountloveshe3487
      @thechildrensaccountloveshe3487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      God same I would literally wake up in the game and run to his house and stand at the door till it opened and give him a present. It was my daily routine

    • @mrmeat168
      @mrmeat168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @melodytheatre2887
    @melodytheatre2887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Penny is so sweet about it, too. She was really sad but still being kind and nice to you. She doesn’t deserve this :(

  • @pandinhazynhaxd1064
    @pandinhazynhaxd1064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    5:29 Elliot is a poet even breaking up 😔 poor Elly

  • @wintertigerdraws
    @wintertigerdraws 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Harvey's made me really sad... everyone else was just like "oh... okay... see you around..." meanwhile he literally looked like he was about to break down there

  • @HamiGirl1
    @HamiGirl1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    2:37 poor sam, that smell is charred plant, buddy ✌️😔✌️

  • @comandantepepperoni8104
    @comandantepepperoni8104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    When people from a videogame treats you nicer that real life ones do, you begin to ask yourself questions

    • @Saberdud
      @Saberdud 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I used to think that way and then I began asking myself instead “am I worth being treated that way”. So I went down a route of self improvement and got the outcomes I wanted lol

  • @ddxylan
    @ddxylan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    She really made Abigail wake up just to get brokenhearted- lmfao

  • @Bonk4Me
    @Bonk4Me 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Sebastian, Shane and Emily dont ever deserve this treatment im shocked and appalled

  • @ForeverSchleep
    @ForeverSchleep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Shane saying he’ll see you at the saloon breaks my heart 😩 he’s going right back to drinking

  • @garlicbreadxxl2637
    @garlicbreadxxl2637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    Leah isn’t even my favourite but what she said makes me so sad😢 I would definitely be heartbroken if I were to break up with her, just doesn’t feel right to do that after Kel. I know I sound dumb and this is just a game but that’s literally how I feel😭 I’m so emotionally devoted to this game

    • @kaydwessie296
      @kaydwessie296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I headcanon her as a lesbian so much that it always surprises me when people's male characters marry her lol. Like she reminds me of every lesbian I know (And there are many)

    • @hinasakukimi
      @hinasakukimi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@kaydwessie296 its that cottagecore aesthetic

    • @undercoverspy123
      @undercoverspy123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I love how direct Leah is one of the main reasons shes my favorite and I almost always marry her in any play through, she seems to be self reflective and kind, I love her character.

  • @MazAMaTaz
    @MazAMaTaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    HARVEY NOOOOO he’s best and sweetest boy, I could never crush his heart like that. 😭

  • @s1ckmvse
    @s1ckmvse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    PLEASE IM LITERALLY SO ATTACHED TO HARVEY AND HIS RESPONSE BROKE MY HEART

  • @01Kiba
    @01Kiba 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    2:42 bro completely turned into a new character with this side profile

  • @sgtwadejackson
    @sgtwadejackson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    New video title: Breaking all the villagers' hearts so you don't have to

  • @sofiem1225
    @sofiem1225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    DF: “Hi, I’d just like to say that I’m a big fan!”

    • @Artiejet
      @Artiejet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the master

    • @bleuicicle
      @bleuicicle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      In his valley, there are too many doves to have thunderstorms

  • @sketchystudios7624
    @sketchystudios7624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    Why you gotta do this to my boy Shane Its not like you were already cheating on him but why don't you like chimkens

    • @dey4104
      @dey4104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I like chimkens...and Shane too

    • @nightmareheart1
      @nightmareheart1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You just need 8 hearts with him for the blue chickens. not even dating.

    • @sketchystudios7624
      @sketchystudios7624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nightmareheart1 ik .…

    • @sketchystudios7624
      @sketchystudios7624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nightmareheart1 I was talking bout charlie

    • @annamarie-k3y
      @annamarie-k3y 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because dinosaurs are better

  • @chesters9123
    @chesters9123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    Bruh since you did it all in one day I would've quit the game so it didn't save and pretend nothing happened lol

    • @kaydwessie296
      @kaydwessie296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      They probably did lol

  • @caretakercat7176
    @caretakercat7176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    sam was like: " smells great is that a pizza?"
    gets a wilted flower instead.
    that`s so sad...

  • @PLASBEZ
    @PLASBEZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Alternative title: FriendZone Valley

  • @christiangamer1752
    @christiangamer1752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Haley's reaction suits her. She's aghast at first but suppresses it to appear tough and un-phased. She's superficial like that.
    Maru is surprisingly aggressive. What's up with that.

    • @residentkane
      @residentkane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Because he dad raised her as little miss perfect so the thought of not being accepted us just heinous.

  • @palemoonlight9109
    @palemoonlight9109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2273

    So I got that break up flower and I went to sebastian. He told me my hair look nice today. And told me if I wanna hang out. So I couldnt do it.
    Yeah ok I get it. Why would I wanna breakup with hım. Ok dont comment the same thing heeesh -_-

    • @MuyuP
      @MuyuP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Red Moon GOOD

    • @specimen_girl
      @specimen_girl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      Why would you wanna break up with Sebastian in the first place??

    • @marshmellowcream6364
      @marshmellowcream6364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@specimen_girl I was thinking the same thing

    • @invadero.o963
      @invadero.o963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@specimen_girl same, he’s cute

    • @rocro4361
      @rocro4361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      NOW WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WANNA BREAK UP WITH HIM

  • @RuisuTempest
    @RuisuTempest ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "It wouldn't make sense to give this to jax" I was surprised like why would you give to jas? because i didnt see penny behind the tree.

  • @darcie3216
    @darcie3216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Harvey’s dialogue is always the sweetest. When all the bfs gathered in the tavern to confront me about my cheating Harvey said something about imagining us married with kids which really made me think of joe from you which let’s be honest is the dream man 🤪

  • @Talvezjonas
    @Talvezjonas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "It would not make sense giving this to jas"
    Kids playing the game:damn it