CAUGHT Dating The Entire Town! - Stardew Valley 1.3
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 พ.ค. 2018
- It's finally happened, Mumps has been caught dating the entire town! This is a new event that was added in the 1.3 multiplayer update. Apparently boyfriends and girlfriends don't like when you try and date everyone at once! Once they're at 10 hearts they confront you, with 2 different cutscenes for males and females. So what does this mean for the future?... Stardew Valley gameplay with my commentary as always!
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3:58
Now that's what we call *"pierre pressure"* .
Ahah puns
thanks for ruining my day XD
LMFAOOO
Ah yesss the good puns are back...love em
@@nubility5656 legendary indeed
When they started jumping I thought they were going to sacrifice him
There's way too many doves already it's not worth it
i kinda wanna see that
Same I thought he was either a. gonna get the shit beat out of him or b. gonna get killed
I honestly thought they were gonna punch him, kill him (run up to him and the screen goes red) or they were gonna sacrifice him I thought they'd start chanting or something.
Oh god-
Imagine you find out some dude has been dating EVERY guy in town, and when you all confront him about, he just goes "Well, it could be worse. Imagine if all of my girlfriends were here!"
Imagine if there was an event with all of them
To be completely honest, at that point I'd be more amazed than anything else
@@carlosrivas1104 if that was a thing, and it didnt lead to an automatic Game-Over, i would actually be pissed lol.
Not just every guy, evey single unmatched human
@@timohara7717and magical creature.
I like how Pierre sees you buy all these bouquets and just decides to watch the world burn. He’s the true villain here. 🤣
Abigail his kid and he didn't even tell her! XD
he couldn't help it, the sales were so good...
Pierre be like:this is fine
literally
I mean in the cutscene you could blame Pierre.
*Gets dumped by everyone in town*
"New Achievement: The Beloved Farmer"
Oh.
Lol
Reverse card :D
Look
Navah Weiss 1 thousandth like
Hahaha
Sam: I think we've come to a decision right boys
You're all gonna date each other now?
Harvey: yes
I legit thouth they gonna bit the shit out of the farmer
💀💀💀
@@lazynoodle6739 OMFG ME TOOO😭😭😭😭😭
@@lazynoodle6739I thought they were gonna jump him
@@lazynoodle6739or....
“And Idiot Stick”
Haley: *Sad coconut noises*
leila garate THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD BUT I AM OFFENDED THAT MY POOR HALEY WAS INSULTED
@@lisapresley1124 haley is a bitch
@@aestheticallyamazing2003 at first, she has the best character arc
@@aestheticallyamazing2003 Welcome to episode 5 of "find the people who never bothered to befriend Haley"
Okay that made me laugh
"Shane has a glazed look in his eyes"
That hurt, that hurt real bad
As someone who’s married to Shane and I’m only dating him in my main act that hurts
@@sethlurex6638 I'm dating Shane too. Hearing YTrs talk about his drinking problem feels like a personal attack. 😂
@@daviclemons6910 same TwT-
As someone whos never married anyone but shane, i can agree. That cut me deep
I'm playing for the first time and going after Shane. When he said he lost his last shred of hope in humanity it broke me!
pierre sees you buying all of these bouquets like “oh shit somethin’s goin’ down”
Pierre: *something ain’t right*
You can gift them again to your girlfriend, boyfriend. They count as daily gifts.
@@EclipseSeth really? didn't know that lmao
Pierre when he sees mumps- ah shit here we go again
@@johndeerefinatic *at least they get to eat A SINGLE BLUEBERRY for dinner.*
*"Well i didn't trick you, you loved me that's why it hurts so much"*
Damn just damn.
it hit right home
I like how everyone was at least pissed and then Alex was literally on the verge of tears
Harvey has an alternate dialogue where he says something like "I thought you wanted to get married and start a family with me... what did I do wrong?" and it's so sad, poor baby is blaming himself T_T
Alex will ask the female player character why she is looking at him.
Alex is such a sweetheart.
@@OriginalAkivaraAWWW 😭😭😭😭
"i thought you were bae but you're just fam"
If you have a rabbit's foot in your inventory, then the guys' cutscene turns into a friendly game of pool and the girls' cutscene turns into a gossip session about Lewis and Marnie
i like your profile picture
Welp gotta carry rabbits foot from now on
So the rabbit's foot does provide some luck after all?
OMG WHAT?
"If I had a penny for every time I was dumped by six people simultaneously, I'd have two pennies, which is not a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice."
Chitose Sakura [Sakura Studios Headquarters] I identify as an assault rifle
Actually, he now has zero Pennies. Because she dumped him.
Is that a goddamn Phinias and Ferb Reference?
Wouldn't you lose a Penny, though?
I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE
"One day you will be mine!" ..."You can't date Krobus"
For some reason that's the funniest line in this whole damn thing. I laughed until I was light headed.
I know right?
666 likes
You still can't date him, but he's available as a best buddy roommate now!
Believe or not! That shit is came true! Now you can date and spouse KROBUS. LOL.
I SWEAR I DIED WHEN HE SAID THAT LMAO
'We're not gonna put up with your abuse any longer!'
"I can just erase your memories, *I own you* "
Omg Mumps giving me bad omniscience vibes😱
I laughed so hard when he said that like damn
Mumps created the universe with the express purpose of making the like 32 people in it suffer
*you can’t date krobus* “One day you will me be mine” forbidden love story
"I am different, i am much worse"
"To be honest I value food a lot more then I value you"
Holy shit the one liners are gold
It's Mumps who is gold
I can’t tell if he writes them out before hand or just throws them out at the speed of light!
@@shaquilleoseal1390 no It's mayor Lewis's statue
@@AK-jt7kh I think it's both
DDDDDAAAAMMMMNNN
"Drinky, Bitey, Stupid, *Sam* , and Boring"
*Sam Intensifies*
Cant wait to marry drinky
I cried. Boring is my husband
NoobBot 6000 * goggles*
Sam doesn't have an adjective to describe him. He's just....Sam.
Which I can confirm.
@@FeyPax BORING DESERVES BETTER >:((((
Alex- “Your not worth my time.” “Neither are books apparently” BRUHHH you did the man wrong
“Didn’t expect to see all your boyfriends in one place did you”
Well actually I’m not surprised my good sir. Considering 2 of you are literally best friends and Shane’s probably always at Harvey’s office for drinking too much, I’m a little shocked it didn’t happen SOONER
I love how he gives everyone an insulting nickname EXCEPT sam
He doesn’t deserve one
Sam is preciousss
@Quinn Cornelssen yeah you are right
Calling Harvey boring somehow hurt me. These are pixels...
@@golden-sun what about pixel Harvey?
For some reason, the option to start crying in front of the guys made me laugh so much.
Yah
Y'a yah me too bro me too
SAME
XD
That and "Pierre pressured me into buying more bouquets" lol
"Hayley likes coconuts because she finds them relatable" AHHHHHHHHH fucking ended her in one sentence
“for once im at a loss for words” “yeah how’s that book coming along” IM CRYING LMFAO
"Well we're not gonna deal with this any longer"
"Wanna bet? I can erase your memories, *_I own you_* "
Sound like devil 😂😂😂
OMG IM YOUR 1K LIKER!
@@Zemog23 clap clap lmao
I’m da best now
I love your picture!
"I thought you were different than other men!"
"I am, I'm much worse."
You had me rolling with that one.
No comment 🙄 ok
I was cry laughing 😂😂😂
THAT SENT ME 😭😭
That is technically different
Yeah I'm different then men I'm a gnome
The Old Mariner when he sees mumps: Ah sh*t here we go again
Shane’s dialogue broke my goddamn heart chicken husband I will love you forever
"You're not worth my time."
"Neither are books appearantly."
I love Alex but I can appreciate a grade A roast when I see one.
Bro that was the best roast
man tells me hes gonna read books so much ive started to wonder if hes actually gonna read books or not
This hurt me but it was so funny 😩😩😩
"im just glad my girlfriends arent here"
Guess he forgot to dump his points into charisma...
I just f word in real life because of you
@@kheona2mincraftboi935 you sound like a virgin, you shouldn't be here.
What's wrong with having girlfriends?
《 SimplyToxic 》 Lmfao
@@Sky-Daddy lol
dude, no this is comedic gold, you are just a heartless monster with the perfect and most horrendous thing to say and i love it, the way you can just crush each and every one of them is brutal
I feel like there should be a cutscene where the guys and girls get together to expose you. Maybe even making it impossible to date them ever again even after erasing their memories as they get a sense of deja vu that makes them adverse to the idea of being with the player.
YES
"I thought you were different than other men"
"Yeah I'm much worse"
dayum! I was dying when he said that!
"I need you to be my girlfriend."
"Here, hold this."
"Can you give this to your sister for me?"
"Bad news for you!"
"One day, you *will* be mine."
Help I can't stop laughing
The last 1 especially
The only other person I've seen who's name is spelled like mine
Krobus 😍😍😍 what a hunk
Here in stardew valley money first and then girls
I love that when he is talking about the dating candidates Sam is the only one he actually calls by there name
Being named sam is bad enough
No need to add more insults
"You can't date Krobus"
Why even live
"Now what do I do?"
Marry the *_TRUE_* waifu of Stardew Valley...
Linus
Lol
I wish
You're wrong it's George
i value him because he's that guy who saving you each time when you lose hp in the mine
@@xinci1587 Sorry, but not MILF enough!
"You can't weasel your way out of this one, mumps."
*Wanna bet?*
visit shrines, erase all memories :)
HOiQuality i loved that
Someone erase my memories so I can laugh at it again!
4:19 gotta love how Shane is drinking and jumping at the same time lol, such a little care in life
“One day you will be mine”
Other sewer monsters: *stares deeply into his soul*
Laughed way too hard at the Krobus part : " One day you will be mine " .
then immediately divorced!
I love my shadow sewer son.
hahahaahah sale
I mean same, goddamn phone 😂
Klejsti Biçaku
Funny that now in the most recent update you can have Krobus as a roommate!
“Sebastian likes blood but he’ll have to settle for sashimi” …🤣
MV96 💀
Sebastian Blood
Just as good though
💀🐠
There should be a secret ending where if you date all the men and women all at the same time, you get a cutscene where the whole town confronts you are kicked out of town.
im new to this game and i searched Stardew valley tips and got r34 instead
@@PeakWrkz yeah that'll happen nothing is safe on the internet.
@@PeakWrkz yeah that'll happen nothing is safe on the internet.
4:54
"MY OWN PERSONAL BENEFIT" IM CRYIN G
"I can erase your memories. I *_own_* you."
I'm dYING
Joxter no! Dont die! If you do, DF will get less views!!!
wait isnt that considered slavery
Bàmboo - not in pelican town!
xD
I died too :D
"Oh hey ladies you should check out the saloon big party going on" I'm dying.
I could not stop laughing at this. Too many hilarious lines.
- "As far as marriage candidates go, we have..."
- "I am, I'm much worse."
- "I own you."
- -"now I have to face each day knowing it was all a lie."- "And that makes me feel better."
- -"you can't weasel your way out of this one."- "Wanna bet?"
- -"I can't bear to see you." _stands in front of her_ "Does this make it any better?"
And the fact that he's so CALMLY saying all of this, it's too much for me.
“Are you happy now?”
“Well I gotta do the girls first!” Lmao
Once I gave a diamond to Abigail and this is what she said: "How did you know I was hungry? This looks delicious!" 😂
Some Rando Doing Gacha My favorite part about dating her
Abigail apparently eats all of the items in her Liked list...
This includes Diamonds, Quartz, Earth Crystals, and pretty much everything in Universal Likes, except for Vegetables
painful cromch
@@secretnames7414 same that’s the reason i married her my first time playing and now i marry her every time i play
@@omnibeta1876 she literally ate everything but her vegs
“You’re not worth my time” “neither are books apparently” LMAOOO POOR ALEX
I don't get it
duds
Maybe someone is not smart enough
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
+duds he basically called alex retarded
There's a lot of things worth Alex' time. Like his parents. To bad he didn't get to do that either
"I thought you were different from other men"
"I am, Much worse"
Best line i've ever heard
Him: gives everyone else great nicknames
Sam: what am I to you?
Think this is bad?
Imagine if all their memories returned, all the pain, the torture and heartache this monster has caused them and their town.
While Mumps is merely smiling.
Fair point. Everyone is a parent of two kids. Who was divorced neurolized and the kids were turned into doves.
@@supergluehotty And they all appear to be functionally immortal- so this groundhog day'esk horror show will continue to torment them.
@@aJoats I have no mouth, and I must scream.
Wait until ConcernedApe makes the old age and death update.
fun
Haley likes coconuts because she finds them relatable LOL
Boom roasted
Ba dum chiiii
I’m CRYING
I diedddd
Notice how the coconuts look like bowling balls, with holes in them, nothing inside, just empty
When he called Harvey boring I immediately wanted to throw hands 😂
SERIOUSLY like he’s adorable and he just likes planes PLUS his marriage dialogue is so sweet 🥺
@@carlysimpson9518 I know and that mustache is EVERYTHING
Leah:"I thought you were different from the other men"
Him:"I am, I'm much worse"
"I can't bear to see you" *stands in front of her* "Well... is _this_ helping?"
GG you made me laugh
I'm disappointed really. I was hoping that scene in the pub would turn into a pub brawl.
5 gay men engaged in a pub brawl. NSFW.
actually there are 6 guys.... so even more NSFW ^^
@@arnowisp6244 "...I think we've come to a decision...isn't that right boys?"
*BRAZZERS*
@@nonyabiddnuss4848 a very good start for hentai
Me:(Sees and wants to join)Wanna bet,Boys?
Sam:(Oh god its annabelle)
Clint:Wait I still have her geode..
Me:(takes it)
(Gets severely strong afterwards...Mumps is also half beaten to death)
4:29 "So that was dumped by 5 people all at once. That's a new record for me." Well, you have to have dated somebody to be have been dumped by somebody.
them all: you cheeated on us!
mumps: guys were all in a poly relationship smh
"I can't bear to see you..."
*Stands right in front of her*
"Is this helping?"
I'm dead
"i thought you were different from other men"
"yeah, im worse"💀lmao
1:32 "Aaand Penny likes melons because everybody likes melons!"
But I'm deathly allergic to melons...
like universal loves in game-
ps. i know this is a joke lmfao im just saying
"One day you will be mine"
Kurbos: Chuckles *I'm in danger*
*Krobus And honestly, that made me laugh way too hard xD
“No DF, you can’t date the ghost that lives in the sewer. You’re not his type.”
I love how this channel started out as a cool place for Stardew Valley tips and over time has slowly morphed into a VERY fascinating psychological profile of DangerouslyFunny XD XD XD
THE FACT THAT THIS WAS SO BLUNT LMAO-
" I didn't trick you to think you love me, you do love me." I'm dead haha
"and penny loves melons because..."
me: don't say it...
"everyone loves melons"
me: way to stay family friendly
Penny is my wife on the game I think that he's treating her bad she had such a horrible life 💔
It’s a reasonable response because melons (the food not the private parts) are tasty
@@missingindy ??????????????????????????????????????????
@@el_teodoro tiddies bro
@@cassidyb9786 I know but still he didn't had to specify it 😂
“I didn’t trick you, you DO love me. That’s why it hurts so much”- quote from the ultimate playa bible
For some reason he reminded me of Carl the Llama at that moment. The fact that he sounds like him probably helps.
I love how DF implicates the villagers likes and stereotypes, it’s funny to me. Especially Emily and Sebastian, “crazy and vampire”.
*On the male side we have,*
Drinky- Shane-
‘And shockingly, Shane likes beer because it really makes his life better’
Bitey- Sebastian
‘Sebastian likes blood, but he’s gonna have to settle for sashimi’
Stupid- Alex
‘Alex likes a Complete Breakfast’
Sam- Sam
‘Sam’s all about that pizza’
Writey- Elliot
‘For some reason Elliot really likes pomegranates’
Boring- Harvey
‘Harvey gets it, he loves coffee’
_________________________________
*And for the Females we have,*
Artsy- Leah
‘Leah likes Salad cause she’s one of those’
Crazy- Emily
‘Emily likes wool, fresh off the sheep’
Bulky- Penny
‘And Penny loves melon cause everyone loves melons’
Weirdo- Abigail
‘Abigail likes a gem that matches her hair’
Goggles- Maru
‘Maru likes battery packs and I don’t know why’
Idiot Stick- Haley
‘Haley likes coconuts cause she finds them relatable’
“Haley likes coconuts cuz she finds them relatable”
*Oof size: L A R G E*
I actually can't stop laughing, "I already went through this with the other half of the town," help me breathe
Honestly being set back to 8 hearts is a pretty light punishment. I thought it would be much harsher, like when you tell Penny that you "hate kids" in the 8-heart event.
Yeah, I was expecting it to boot you right back to 0 hearts. If it was realistic, it would put you in the negative (I suspect most people IRL would be more favorably disposed towards a complete stranger than towards someone who played them like that).
and also when you say that Penny is only a friend to you (10 hearts event). That punishes you for 6 hearts
Yeah, honestly I would've liked Concerned Ape to keep up with the punishing choices, but I suppose I understand why he didn't make this event very punishing. Since most people with old save files got everyone to 10 hearts for the sake of wanting to be a 100% Completionist, it would be unfair to those who did this in the past to be punished now.
Yeah but you can't really talk to any of them
openity - Exactly. Can you ever talk to them again, or are they permanently mad? If so, that kinda breaks the marriage part of the game.
*tries to date Krobus*
"one day you will be mine"
holy smokes he predicted it... kinda
Predicted what? Just found him and am binge watching
@@raviyien6560 Krobus is a secret marriage candidate I think
0:21 “goodbye idiot stick, goodbye girl baby”
"I thought you're different from other men"
I am. *I'm much worse*
I. AM. WEAK 😂😂😂
Qeisama I'm, Not, Weak! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
TheJediSonic _cue_ *Theme of Infinite*
"Yeah, I'd definitely have to go at that point. Stroke, heart attack, anything to get me out." That's a MOOD
paytonisdying MEEEEEEEE
B I G M O O D
paytonisdying question..... How is that a mood??
you gotta experience it to know for real
Disgusting
If you had a rabbits foot in your inventory it would be the girls talking about marnie and lewis' relasionship and for the boys a game of pool
The text balloons of the bachelorette when you met all of them at Emily's house is literally referring to Ace Attorney series and i'm loving it
And the bachelor too you dumbass
Shane: Now my last shred of hope is gone
Me: Hold my beer
"Hey, what happened to my beer?"
"Well... You really shouldn't have asked me to hold it. "
My heart shattered at Shane’s reaction
Give Shane the beer
how shane reacts actually breaks my heart
_loads up my game to shower him in affection_
I second this
Someone get Shane some hot peppers to comfort him!
Done. #Shaneforlife
Mine too. Glazed eyes and not talking to you, saying you took his last shred of hope away from him. Suicidal Shane is back...
Harvey: “You tricked all of us thinking we loved you!”
“I didn’t trick you, you do love me. That’s why it hurts so much.”
I CACKLED BRO LMFAOO
"You want to bet? I can erase your memories. I *own* you." Goddamn. 🤣
“Haley likes coco nuts because she finds them relatable” AHAHAH THIS HAD ME DYING
That one got me too
Everyone loves melons
LOL!!!
since ive watched a lot of DF's vids, i thought he would say that Haley and the coconut have equal intelligence XD
Im more interestered in that Maru comment 🤣
Mumps: Gets dumped by half the town.
Mumps: Gets achievment, "Beloved Farmer"
Also Mumps: "Hermory Demory your memories are in my custody."
Your presentations are very informative and hilarious 😂 thank you so much for being you!
"Same thing I just went through with the other half of the town" is my favorite line
6:22 There could not have been a better time for that achievement.
Haha lol
*"New* *Achievement:* *The* *Beloved* *Farmer"*
"I can erase you memories, I own you."
Welp, this is some Undertale level creepy sheet.
I lost it at "idiot stick" ! Keep up the great content!
“Are you happy now?”
“Not yet I have to do the girls first”
XD
“On the Male side we have, Drinky, Bitey, Stupid, Sam, Wrighty, and boring. On the Female side, we have Artsy, Crazy, Booky, Weirdo, Goggles, and Idiot Stick.”
the subtitles called haey the "idiot dicks" XD
>Dumped by five people
He forgot about Harvey. It's a pretty easy mistake.
Cocoa Plays Harvey is my favorite, poor guy!
As doctors go, I prefer this one:
th-cam.com/video/0zILZJsLYhI/w-d-xo.html
Cocoa Plays Imagine if he would give you somekind of sickness for a few days out of revange.
Murmarine Daniel I think you're more likely to get that from Leah.
Who's Harvey?
Krobus:
Mumps: One day you will be mine.
This is basically just him making his own harem
Krobus: *one day you will be mine*
Krobus best of the best
And it happened
The real waifu
hello fellow unus 👋🏻
Memento Mori
You could say this was... *Pierre* pressure.
ok i’ll see myself out now
*YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!*
neg, this was gr8
Shut upp 😂 nice one bro
(☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞
U better have!
omg.. im glad you did this so i don't have to even try XD that's hilarous
I didn’t think I would enjoy this video as much as I did. The commentary is amazing lol.
This was obviously made for you Dangerously Funny XD
I was thinking the same thing, do you think ConcernedApe watches his videos?
Y e s .
EDIT: 56 LIKES? W H A T T H E F U F .
i feel like ConcernedApe is lowkey teaching him a lesson xD
This is so. damn. targeted, it has to be :D
I dated the entire town before I married someone. Look I wanted the blue chickens and to see all the cutscenes before I inevitability married Sebastian for the billionth time.