CAUGHT Dating The Entire Town! - Stardew Valley 1.3

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  • @renr.98
    @renr.98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5045

    *"Well i didn't trick you, you loved me that's why it hurts so much"*
    Damn just damn.

    • @michtori2922
      @michtori2922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      it hit right home

  • @espressocookie8965
    @espressocookie8965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4473

    Imagine you find out some dude has been dating EVERY guy in town, and when you all confront him about, he just goes "Well, it could be worse. Imagine if all of my girlfriends were here!"

    • @carlosrivas1104
      @carlosrivas1104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      Imagine if there was an event with all of them

    • @mostlyimpulsive3462
      @mostlyimpulsive3462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      To be completely honest, at that point I'd be more amazed than anything else

    • @zerrierslizer1
      @zerrierslizer1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@carlosrivas1104 if that was a thing, and it didnt lead to an automatic Game-Over, i would actually be pissed lol.

    • @timohara7717
      @timohara7717 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Not just every guy, evey single unmatched human

    • @deadlishaoran
      @deadlishaoran 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@timohara7717and magical creature.

  • @Emsnems101
    @Emsnems101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10818

    I like how Pierre sees you buy all these bouquets and just decides to watch the world burn. He’s the true villain here. 🤣

    • @willowwilliams498
      @willowwilliams498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +815

      Abigail his kid and he didn't even tell her! XD

    • @neverlandwinwin6095
      @neverlandwinwin6095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +782

      he couldn't help it, the sales were so good...

    • @M_arda_k
      @M_arda_k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      Pierre be like:this is fine

    • @jessirose
      @jessirose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      literally

    • @Lemony123
      @Lemony123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      I mean in the cutscene you could blame Pierre.

  • @navzee831
    @navzee831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17631

    *Gets dumped by everyone in town*
    "New Achievement: The Beloved Farmer"
    Oh.

  • @novynurhayati1235
    @novynurhayati1235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6578

    Sam: I think we've come to a decision right boys
    You're all gonna date each other now?
    Harvey: yes

    • @lazynoodle6739
      @lazynoodle6739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +367

      I legit thouth they gonna bit the shit out of the farmer

    • @L0st_F0r3ver
      @L0st_F0r3ver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      💀💀💀

    • @L0st_F0r3ver
      @L0st_F0r3ver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@lazynoodle6739 OMFG ME TOOO😭😭😭😭😭

    • @Octavia_Goetia_666
      @Octavia_Goetia_666 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@lazynoodle6739I thought they were gonna jump him

    • @timohara7717
      @timohara7717 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@lazynoodle6739or....

  • @teethkinq
    @teethkinq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5303

    "Shane has a glazed look in his eyes"
    That hurt, that hurt real bad

    • @sethlurex6638
      @sethlurex6638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +509

      As someone who’s married to Shane and I’m only dating him in my main act that hurts

    • @babidavi6910
      @babidavi6910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +372

      @@sethlurex6638 I'm dating Shane too. Hearing YTrs talk about his drinking problem feels like a personal attack. 😂

    • @stevecourtney7954
      @stevecourtney7954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@babidavi6910 same TwT-

    • @nibbleondeez
      @nibbleondeez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      As someone whos never married anyone but shane, i can agree. That cut me deep

    • @izzieluv
      @izzieluv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      I'm playing for the first time and going after Shane. When he said he lost his last shred of hope in humanity it broke me!

  • @polyjohn3425
    @polyjohn3425 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5963

    "One day you will be mine!" ..."You can't date Krobus"
    For some reason that's the funniest line in this whole damn thing. I laughed until I was light headed.

    • @PikachuComments
      @PikachuComments 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I know right?

    • @ScottNguyenRCAC
      @ScottNguyenRCAC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      666 likes

    • @timeducktorkie
      @timeducktorkie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      You still can't date him, but he's available as a best buddy roommate now!

    • @ucuulsekali9142
      @ucuulsekali9142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Believe or not! That shit is came true! Now you can date and spouse KROBUS. LOL.

    • @softmongreal
      @softmongreal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I SWEAR I DIED WHEN HE SAID THAT LMAO

  • @FinalIcharus
    @FinalIcharus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6197

    "I am different, i am much worse"
    "To be honest I value food a lot more then I value you"
    Holy shit the one liners are gold

    • @shaquilleoseal1390
      @shaquilleoseal1390 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      It's Mumps who is gold

    • @AK-jt7kh
      @AK-jt7kh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      I can’t tell if he writes them out before hand or just throws them out at the speed of light!

    • @hayley2001
      @hayley2001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@shaquilleoseal1390 no It's mayor Lewis's statue

    • @systemoverrider4270
      @systemoverrider4270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@AK-jt7kh I think it's both

    • @lucasalves2157
      @lucasalves2157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DDDDDAAAAMMMMNNN

  • @chuumi8921
    @chuumi8921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5246

    “And Idiot Stick”
    Haley: *Sad coconut noises*

    • @lisapresley1124
      @lisapresley1124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      leila garate THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD BUT I AM OFFENDED THAT MY POOR HALEY WAS INSULTED

    • @aestheticallyamazing2003
      @aestheticallyamazing2003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@lisapresley1124 haley is a bitch

    • @xiaoxiaolav
      @xiaoxiaolav 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      @@aestheticallyamazing2003 at first, she has the best character arc

    • @heathermonke
      @heathermonke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      @@aestheticallyamazing2003 Welcome to episode 5 of "find the people who never bothered to befriend Haley"

    • @fanpet3912
      @fanpet3912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Okay that made me laugh

  • @mithralgear417
    @mithralgear417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4599

    "You're not worth my time."
    "Neither are books appearantly."
    I love Alex but I can appreciate a grade A roast when I see one.

    • @cryptic4781
      @cryptic4781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Bro that was the best roast

    • @thecattaurguy6168
      @thecattaurguy6168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      man tells me hes gonna read books so much ive started to wonder if hes actually gonna read books or not

    • @Yuxsxr
      @Yuxsxr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This hurt me but it was so funny 😩😩😩

  • @PublicVoidStart909
    @PublicVoidStart909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14208

    When they started jumping I thought they were going to sacrifice him

    • @danilooliveira3196
      @danilooliveira3196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +390

      There's way too many doves already it's not worth it

    • @nyancat5359
      @nyancat5359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      i kinda wanna see that

    • @S3r0t0nin
      @S3r0t0nin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +343

      Same I thought he was either a. gonna get the shit beat out of him or b. gonna get killed

    • @swepli
      @swepli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      I honestly thought they were gonna punch him, kill him (run up to him and the screen goes red) or they were gonna sacrifice him I thought they'd start chanting or something.

    • @pucmuckutya1971
      @pucmuckutya1971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh god-

  • @L0u8823
    @L0u8823 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1315

    I like how everyone was at least pissed and then Alex was literally on the verge of tears

    • @OriginalAkivara
      @OriginalAkivara 2 ปีที่แล้ว +340

      Harvey has an alternate dialogue where he says something like "I thought you wanted to get married and start a family with me... what did I do wrong?" and it's so sad, poor baby is blaming himself T_T

    • @Somerandomstranger
      @Somerandomstranger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Alex will ask the female player character why she is looking at him.

    • @T0B3573R
      @T0B3573R ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Alex is such a sweetheart.

    • @Queer-alien
      @Queer-alien ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@OriginalAkivaraAWWW 😭😭😭😭

    • @gengenesisgen
      @gengenesisgen ปีที่แล้ว +38

      "i thought you were bae but you're just fam"

  • @raingirlshines
    @raingirlshines 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7166

    3:58
    Now that's what we call *"pierre pressure"* .

  • @drunkenbutterfly21
    @drunkenbutterfly21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8470

    "If I had a penny for every time I was dumped by six people simultaneously, I'd have two pennies, which is not a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice."

    • @nigerianprince9612
      @nigerianprince9612 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Chitose Sakura [Sakura Studios Headquarters] I identify as an assault rifle

    • @MegamanXfan21xx
      @MegamanXfan21xx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      Actually, he now has zero Pennies. Because she dumped him.

    • @RimeyCH
      @RimeyCH 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Is that a goddamn Phinias and Ferb Reference?

    • @Pogohg
      @Pogohg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Wouldn't you lose a Penny, though?

    • @navzee831
      @navzee831 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE

  • @nerysstuart4210
    @nerysstuart4210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +718

    If you have a rabbit's foot in your inventory, then the guys' cutscene turns into a friendly game of pool and the girls' cutscene turns into a gossip session about Lewis and Marnie

    • @ellyketchum3290
      @ellyketchum3290 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      i like your profile picture

    • @nojob16
      @nojob16 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Welp gotta carry rabbits foot from now on

    • @OtakuDeju
      @OtakuDeju ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So the rabbit's foot does provide some luck after all?

    • @Number1mlpfan
      @Number1mlpfan 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      OMG WHAT?

    • @dainty_swan
      @dainty_swan 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      do you only have to use it once and you good, or always keep it in your inventory ?

  • @luvstagrind
    @luvstagrind 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10036

    "I thought you were different than other men!"
    "I am, I'm much worse."
    You had me rolling with that one.

    • @ivanwarouw9844
      @ivanwarouw9844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No comment 🙄 ok

    • @MagicaBlonde
      @MagicaBlonde 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I was cry laughing 😂😂😂

    • @linguine326
      @linguine326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      THAT SENT ME 😭😭

    • @yipp-7841
      @yipp-7841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      That is technically different

    • @MrChummington
      @MrChummington 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah I'm different then men I'm a gnome

  • @NicoUnken
    @NicoUnken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15593

    For some reason, the option to start crying in front of the guys made me laugh so much.

  • @eimella7093
    @eimella7093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    Alex- “Your not worth my time.” “Neither are books apparently” BRUHHH you did the man wrong

  • @voxeI_wave
    @voxeI_wave 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3805

    "I need you to be my girlfriend."
    "Here, hold this."
    "Can you give this to your sister for me?"
    "Bad news for you!"
    "One day, you *will* be mine."
    Help I can't stop laughing

    • @jackybug6195
      @jackybug6195 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      The last 1 especially

    • @jaybrick75
      @jaybrick75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The only other person I've seen who's name is spelled like mine

    • @EnderalRocks
      @EnderalRocks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Krobus 😍😍😍 what a hunk

    • @MrChummington
      @MrChummington 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Here in stardew valley money first and then girls

  • @JessIsSketch
    @JessIsSketch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7326

    "Well we're not gonna deal with this any longer"
    "Wanna bet? I can erase your memories, *_I own you_* "

    • @loriel1907
      @loriel1907 5 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      Sound like devil 😂😂😂

    • @Zemog23
      @Zemog23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      OMG IM YOUR 1K LIKER!

    • @db5094
      @db5094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Zemog23 clap clap lmao

    • @Zemog23
      @Zemog23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m da best now

    • @ritabiggers
      @ritabiggers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love your picture!

  • @supadupanupanoob7401
    @supadupanupanoob7401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    *you can’t date krobus* “One day you will me be mine” forbidden love story

  • @elijahadams5165
    @elijahadams5165 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2104

    "Oh hey ladies you should check out the saloon big party going on" I'm dying.

  • @MV96_
    @MV96_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4151

    “Sebastian likes blood but he’ll have to settle for sashimi” …🤣

  • @filliaa3661
    @filliaa3661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1829

    'We're not gonna put up with your abuse any longer!'
    "I can just erase your memories, *I own you* "
    Omg Mumps giving me bad omniscience vibes😱

    • @destinyfxs4160
      @destinyfxs4160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I laughed so hard when he said that like damn

    • @alixer2890
      @alixer2890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Mumps created the universe with the express purpose of making the like 32 people in it suffer

  • @hoiquality2949
    @hoiquality2949 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2183

    "You can't weasel your way out of this one, mumps."
    *Wanna bet?*

    • @MichaMundy
      @MichaMundy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      visit shrines, erase all memories :)

    • @trevorabbott3173
      @trevorabbott3173 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      HOiQuality i loved that

    • @edgy_niko5218
      @edgy_niko5218 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Someone erase my memories so I can laugh at it again!

  • @nekoz4984
    @nekoz4984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1487

    "I thought you were different than other men"
    "Yeah I'm much worse"

    • @fengthao3608
      @fengthao3608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      dayum! I was dying when he said that!

  • @emily408
    @emily408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    “Didn’t expect to see all your boyfriends in one place did you”
    Well actually I’m not surprised my good sir. Considering 2 of you are literally best friends and Shane’s probably always at Harvey’s office for drinking too much, I’m a little shocked it didn’t happen SOONER

  • @trickytreyperfected1482
    @trickytreyperfected1482 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4233

    "Drinky, Bitey, Stupid, *Sam* , and Boring"
    *Sam Intensifies*

    • @thisaccountsucks3225
      @thisaccountsucks3225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      Cant wait to marry drinky

    • @FeyPax
      @FeyPax 5 ปีที่แล้ว +283

      I cried. Boring is my husband

    • @thisaccountsucks3225
      @thisaccountsucks3225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      NoobBot 6000 * goggles*

    • @yotsubaed
      @yotsubaed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      Sam doesn't have an adjective to describe him. He's just....Sam.
      Which I can confirm.

    • @violetagonzalez2902
      @violetagonzalez2902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@FeyPax BORING DESERVES BETTER >:((((

  • @billcipher147
    @billcipher147 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1196

    "I can't bear to see you" *stands in front of her* "Well... is _this_ helping?"

    • @StarrySkys
      @StarrySkys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GG you made me laugh

  • @maedream9447
    @maedream9447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    "Hayley likes coconuts because she finds them relatable" AHHHHHHHHH fucking ended her in one sentence

  • @firebreathingchickenduck4936
    @firebreathingchickenduck4936 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14137

    I love how he gives everyone an insulting nickname EXCEPT sam

    • @Maliya08
      @Maliya08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1457

      He doesn’t deserve one

    • @charlotterhodes7359
      @charlotterhodes7359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1342

      Sam is preciousss

    • @lourinacalingasan8222
      @lourinacalingasan8222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      @Quinn Cornelssen yeah you are right

    • @golden-sun
      @golden-sun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +472

      Calling Harvey boring somehow hurt me. These are pixels...

    • @sweetfoxhunterboy2891
      @sweetfoxhunterboy2891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@golden-sun what about pixel Harvey?

  • @bethanyruiz6693
    @bethanyruiz6693 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2225

    “You’re not worth my time” “neither are books apparently” LMAOOO POOR ALEX

    • @eduardokaram3998
      @eduardokaram3998 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't get it

    • @valterestevao1182
      @valterestevao1182 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      duds
      Maybe someone is not smart enough

    • @bloom55cookie
      @bloom55cookie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @Dorunek
      @Dorunek 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      +duds he basically called alex retarded

    • @DaiSy-fs9hr
      @DaiSy-fs9hr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There's a lot of things worth Alex' time. Like his parents. To bad he didn't get to do that either

  • @iwoneczkaiwoneczka
    @iwoneczkaiwoneczka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    The Old Mariner when he sees mumps: Ah sh*t here we go again

  • @klejstibicaku4247
    @klejstibicaku4247 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2998

    Laughed way too hard at the Krobus part : " One day you will be mine " .

    • @SasukeUchiha723
      @SasukeUchiha723 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      then immediately divorced!

    • @mah1na
      @mah1na 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I love my shadow sewer son.

    • @liurabaum8746
      @liurabaum8746 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hahahaahah sale

    • @liurabaum8746
      @liurabaum8746 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mean same, goddamn phone 😂

    • @nyabis8044
      @nyabis8044 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Klejsti Biçaku
      Funny that now in the most recent update you can have Krobus as a roommate!

  • @decemberferret
    @decemberferret 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2188

    "im just glad my girlfriends arent here"

    • @Sky-Daddy
      @Sky-Daddy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Guess he forgot to dump his points into charisma...

    • @kheona2mincraftboi935
      @kheona2mincraftboi935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I just f word in real life because of you

    • @Sky-Daddy
      @Sky-Daddy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kheona2mincraftboi935 you sound like a virgin, you shouldn't be here.
      What's wrong with having girlfriends?

    • @lexthehex4730
      @lexthehex4730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      《 SimplyToxic 》 Lmfao

    • @skookay3205
      @skookay3205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Sky-Daddy lol

  • @thethirdwheeler9609
    @thethirdwheeler9609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Shane’s dialogue broke my goddamn heart chicken husband I will love you forever

  • @5persondude
    @5persondude 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12468

    "Now what do I do?"
    Marry the *_TRUE_* waifu of Stardew Valley...
    Linus

    • @Ash-le7ye
      @Ash-le7ye 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Lol

    • @StarrySkys
      @StarrySkys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      I wish

    • @hayley2001
      @hayley2001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +464

      You're wrong it's George

    • @rebellerebelle4038
      @rebellerebelle4038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +529

      i value him because he's that guy who saving you each time when you lose hp in the mine

    • @johnknapp952
      @johnknapp952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@xinci1587 Sorry, but not MILF enough!

  • @Blacklist775
    @Blacklist775 5 ปีที่แล้ว +935

    “I didn’t trick you. You do love me thats why it hurts so much.”
    Best stardew valley quote.

  • @Alejandro_One_and_Only
    @Alejandro_One_and_Only 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    dude, no this is comedic gold, you are just a heartless monster with the perfect and most horrendous thing to say and i love it, the way you can just crush each and every one of them is brutal

  • @sushicat3576
    @sushicat3576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3136

    Once I gave a diamond to Abigail and this is what she said: "How did you know I was hungry? This looks delicious!" 😂

    • @secretnames7414
      @secretnames7414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Some Rando Doing Gacha My favorite part about dating her

    • @omnibeta1876
      @omnibeta1876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +350

      Abigail apparently eats all of the items in her Liked list...
      This includes Diamonds, Quartz, Earth Crystals, and pretty much everything in Universal Likes, except for Vegetables

    • @GabrielleTollerson
      @GabrielleTollerson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      painful cromch

    • @sickgirlwren
      @sickgirlwren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@secretnames7414 same that’s the reason i married her my first time playing and now i marry her every time i play

    • @randomgirlonline2147
      @randomgirlonline2147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@omnibeta1876 she literally ate everything but her vegs

  • @Sknotty
    @Sknotty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3687

    "I can erase your memories. I *_own_* you."
    I'm dYING

    • @activated1138
      @activated1138 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Joxter no! Dont die! If you do, DF will get less views!!!

    • @bamboo-3125
      @bamboo-3125 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      wait isnt that considered slavery

    • @activated1138
      @activated1138 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Bàmboo - not in pelican town!

    • @PrincessBubblegum
      @PrincessBubblegum 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      xD

    • @cupcake6986
      @cupcake6986 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I died too :D

  • @smaragdchaos
    @smaragdchaos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    4:19 gotta love how Shane is drinking and jumping at the same time lol, such a little care in life

  • @StormyGeddon
    @StormyGeddon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1664

    I love how this channel started out as a cool place for Stardew Valley tips and over time has slowly morphed into a VERY fascinating psychological profile of DangerouslyFunny XD XD XD

  • @thelostone7512
    @thelostone7512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    "I can't bear to see you..."
    *Stands right in front of her*
    "Is this helping?"
    I'm dead

  • @awesomeblb3407
    @awesomeblb3407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I love that when he is talking about the dating candidates Sam is the only one he actually calls by there name

    • @rommelcandiani6358
      @rommelcandiani6358 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Being named sam is bad enough
      No need to add more insults

  • @MLew0032
    @MLew0032 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2256

    Haley likes coconuts because she finds them relatable LOL

    • @PikachuComments
      @PikachuComments 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Boom roasted

    • @Grace-iv1ho
      @Grace-iv1ho 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ba dum chiiii

    • @KityCrylics
      @KityCrylics 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m CRYING

    • @lolliguab
      @lolliguab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I diedddd

    • @purtlethetenguin
      @purtlethetenguin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Notice how the coconuts look like bowling balls, with holes in them, nothing inside, just empty

  • @LetsSaboogi
    @LetsSaboogi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    I actually can't stop laughing, "I already went through this with the other half of the town," help me breathe

  • @dreamiinotdream730
    @dreamiinotdream730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    I feel like there should be a cutscene where the guys and girls get together to expose you. Maybe even making it impossible to date them ever again even after erasing their memories as they get a sense of deja vu that makes them adverse to the idea of being with the player.

    • @wa6488
      @wa6488 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      YES

  • @haremfanatic1014
    @haremfanatic1014 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2152

    Think this is bad?
    Imagine if all their memories returned, all the pain, the torture and heartache this monster has caused them and their town.
    While Mumps is merely smiling.

    • @supergluehotty
      @supergluehotty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      Fair point. Everyone is a parent of two kids. Who was divorced neurolized and the kids were turned into doves.

    • @aJoats
      @aJoats 6 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      @@supergluehotty And they all appear to be functionally immortal- so this groundhog day'esk horror show will continue to torment them.

    • @AnimaVox_
      @AnimaVox_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@aJoats I have no mouth, and I must scream.

    • @SakuraPottage
      @SakuraPottage 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Wait until ConcernedApe makes the old age and death update.

    • @geraldpopinski5650
      @geraldpopinski5650 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      fun

  • @LumeanTV
    @LumeanTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1003

    "One day you will be mine"
    Kurbos: Chuckles *I'm in danger*

    • @raviyien6560
      @raviyien6560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      *Krobus And honestly, that made me laugh way too hard xD

    • @AmberMaytions
      @AmberMaytions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      “No DF, you can’t date the ghost that lives in the sewer. You’re not his type.”

  • @swepli
    @swepli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I could not stop laughing at this. Too many hilarious lines.
    - "As far as marriage candidates go, we have..."
    - "I am, I'm much worse."
    - "I own you."
    - -"now I have to face each day knowing it was all a lie."- "And that makes me feel better."
    - -"you can't weasel your way out of this one."- "Wanna bet?"
    - -"I can't bear to see you." _stands in front of her_ "Does this make it any better?"
    And the fact that he's so CALMLY saying all of this, it's too much for me.

  • @timmcc6899
    @timmcc6899 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1959

    I'm disappointed really. I was hoping that scene in the pub would turn into a pub brawl.

    • @arnowisp6244
      @arnowisp6244 6 ปีที่แล้ว +394

      5 gay men engaged in a pub brawl. NSFW.

    • @CasmirJeyss
      @CasmirJeyss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      actually there are 6 guys.... so even more NSFW ^^

    • @nonyabiddnuss4848
      @nonyabiddnuss4848 6 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      @@arnowisp6244 "...I think we've come to a decision...isn't that right boys?"
      *BRAZZERS*

    • @peerie
      @peerie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@nonyabiddnuss4848 a very good start for hentai

    • @kennethwilliams2157
      @kennethwilliams2157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Me:(Sees and wants to join)Wanna bet,Boys?
      Sam:(Oh god its annabelle)
      Clint:Wait I still have her geode..
      Me:(takes it)
      (Gets severely strong afterwards...Mumps is also half beaten to death)

  • @Bluebell_Youtube
    @Bluebell_Youtube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2484

    "and penny loves melons because..."
    me: don't say it...
    "everyone loves melons"
    me: way to stay family friendly

    • @theundertaker7287
      @theundertaker7287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Penny is my wife on the game I think that he's treating her bad she had such a horrible life 💔

    • @missingindy
      @missingindy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      It’s a reasonable response because melons (the food not the private parts) are tasty

    • @el_teodoro
      @el_teodoro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@missingindy ??????????????????????????????????????????

    • @cassidyb9786
      @cassidyb9786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@el_teodoro tiddies bro

    • @el_teodoro
      @el_teodoro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@cassidyb9786 I know but still he didn't had to specify it 😂

  • @FourthDerivative
    @FourthDerivative 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "You can't date Krobus"
    Why even live

  • @anniehoneycomb7105
    @anniehoneycomb7105 6 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    “I didn’t trick you, you DO love me. That’s why it hurts so much”- quote from the ultimate playa bible

    • @moralityisnotsubjective5
      @moralityisnotsubjective5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      For some reason he reminded me of Carl the Llama at that moment. The fact that he sounds like him probably helps.

  • @verucasalt4535
    @verucasalt4535 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1618

    He said it, "It's nice of you to visit." He can't take that back -- I busted out laughing at this ... X-D

  • @nika69
    @nika69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    4:54
    "MY OWN PERSONAL BENEFIT" IM CRYIN G

  • @paytonisdying
    @paytonisdying 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2950

    "Yeah, I'd definitely have to go at that point. Stroke, heart attack, anything to get me out." That's a MOOD

    • @ellerieyay6476
      @ellerieyay6476 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      paytonisdying MEEEEEEEE

    • @drewtime1
      @drewtime1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      B I G M O O D

    • @laltanpuia2619
      @laltanpuia2619 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      paytonisdying question..... How is that a mood??

    • @treymtz
      @treymtz 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Disgusting

    • @DaemosDaen
      @DaemosDaen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Wouldn't work anyway, the Doctor's right there.

  • @gics4835
    @gics4835 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1010

    “Haley likes coco nuts because she finds them relatable” AHAHAH THIS HAD ME DYING

    • @TheGrumpyOldBear
      @TheGrumpyOldBear 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That one got me too

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Everyone loves melons

    • @walterlewis1029
      @walterlewis1029 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL!!!

    • @diamondkatzgaming8116
      @diamondkatzgaming8116 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      since ive watched a lot of DF's vids, i thought he would say that Haley and the coconut have equal intelligence XD

    • @Acemancello
      @Acemancello 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im more interestered in that Maru comment 🤣

  • @4smereka
    @4smereka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    “Are you happy now?”
    “Well I gotta do the girls first!” Lmao

  • @hogmeat4701
    @hogmeat4701 6 ปีที่แล้ว +818

    Shane: Now my last shred of hope is gone
    Me: Hold my beer

    • @MegamanXfan21xx
      @MegamanXfan21xx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      "Hey, what happened to my beer?"
      "Well... You really shouldn't have asked me to hold it. "

    • @benny1118
      @benny1118 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      My heart shattered at Shane’s reaction

    • @ourobunko
      @ourobunko 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Give Shane the beer

  • @cameronliu11
    @cameronliu11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1069

    Honestly being set back to 8 hearts is a pretty light punishment. I thought it would be much harsher, like when you tell Penny that you "hate kids" in the 8-heart event.

    • @erickpoorbaugh6728
      @erickpoorbaugh6728 6 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      Yeah, I was expecting it to boot you right back to 0 hearts. If it was realistic, it would put you in the negative (I suspect most people IRL would be more favorably disposed towards a complete stranger than towards someone who played them like that).

    • @eldritchskye2608
      @eldritchskye2608 6 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      and also when you say that Penny is only a friend to you (10 hearts event). That punishes you for 6 hearts

    • @cameronliu11
      @cameronliu11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      Yeah, honestly I would've liked Concerned Ape to keep up with the punishing choices, but I suppose I understand why he didn't make this event very punishing. Since most people with old save files got everyone to 10 hearts for the sake of wanting to be a 100% Completionist, it would be unfair to those who did this in the past to be punished now.

    • @shanoonss9178
      @shanoonss9178 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah but you can't really talk to any of them

    • @John6-40
      @John6-40 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      openity - Exactly. Can you ever talk to them again, or are they permanently mad? If so, that kinda breaks the marriage part of the game.

  • @Starmadien2019
    @Starmadien2019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    There should be a secret ending where if you date all the men and women all at the same time, you get a cutscene where the whole town confronts you are kicked out of town.

    • @PeakWrkz
      @PeakWrkz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      im new to this game and i searched Stardew valley tips and got r34 instead

    • @Starmadien2019
      @Starmadien2019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PeakWrkz yeah that'll happen nothing is safe on the internet.

    • @Starmadien2019
      @Starmadien2019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PeakWrkz yeah that'll happen nothing is safe on the internet.

    • @VenusAss
      @VenusAss 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@PeakWrkzbro 💀

  • @ritabiggers
    @ritabiggers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    “On the Male side we have, Drinky, Bitey, Stupid, Sam, Wrighty, and boring. On the Female side, we have Artsy, Crazy, Booky, Weirdo, Goggles, and Idiot Stick.”

    • @ocupersgmail
      @ocupersgmail 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      the subtitles called haey the "idiot dicks" XD

  • @agamingenigma6116
    @agamingenigma6116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    Mumps: Gets dumped by half the town.
    Mumps: Gets achievment, "Beloved Farmer"
    Also Mumps: "Hermory Demory your memories are in my custody."

  • @depressedJ.
    @depressedJ. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "I thought you were different from other men"
    "I am, Much worse"
    Best line i've ever heard

  • @Qeisama
    @Qeisama 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1076

    "I thought you're different from other men"
    I am. *I'm much worse*
    I. AM. WEAK 😂😂😂

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Qeisama I'm, Not, Weak! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

    • @Qeisama
      @Qeisama 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TheJediSonic _cue_ *Theme of Infinite*

  • @kevinz2738
    @kevinz2738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    "I can erase you memories, I own you."
    Welp, this is some Undertale level creepy sheet.

  • @stannosaurus
    @stannosaurus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Him: gives everyone else great nicknames
    Sam: what am I to you?

  • @RaynmanPlays
    @RaynmanPlays 6 ปีที่แล้ว +745

    >Dumped by five people
    He forgot about Harvey. It's a pretty easy mistake.

    • @RedLilyCat
      @RedLilyCat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Cocoa Plays Harvey is my favorite, poor guy!

    • @RaynmanPlays
      @RaynmanPlays 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      As doctors go, I prefer this one:
      th-cam.com/video/0zILZJsLYhI/w-d-xo.html

    • @Murmarine
      @Murmarine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Cocoa Plays Imagine if he would give you somekind of sickness for a few days out of revange.

    • @RaynmanPlays
      @RaynmanPlays 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Murmarine Daniel I think you're more likely to get that from Leah.

    • @DragoonBB
      @DragoonBB 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who's Harvey?

  • @coolorangefox4073
    @coolorangefox4073 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1508

    This was obviously made for you Dangerously Funny XD

    • @cameracookie3505
      @cameracookie3505 6 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      I was thinking the same thing, do you think ConcernedApe watches his videos?

    • @morkthecar
      @morkthecar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Y e s .
      EDIT: 56 LIKES? W H A T T H E F U F .

    • @TheMindofagenius1
      @TheMindofagenius1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      i feel like ConcernedApe is lowkey teaching him a lesson xD

    • @DGARedRaven
      @DGARedRaven 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      This is so. damn. targeted, it has to be :D

    • @PhaethonCrafts
      @PhaethonCrafts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I dated the entire town before I married someone. Look I wanted the blue chickens and to see all the cutscenes before I inevitability married Sebastian for the billionth time.

  • @Veronicz
    @Veronicz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    4:29 "So that was dumped by 5 people all at once. That's a new record for me." Well, you have to have dated somebody to be have been dumped by somebody.

  • @blueoceancorporations1019
    @blueoceancorporations1019 6 ปีที่แล้ว +772

    6:22 There could not have been a better time for that achievement.

    • @SkippyZii
      @SkippyZii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha lol

    • @sylviatheeevee879
      @sylviatheeevee879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *"New* *Achievement:* *The* *Beloved* *Farmer"*

  • @dracovath
    @dracovath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Leah:"I thought you were different from the other men"
    Him:"I am, I'm much worse"

  • @crashkojote5627
    @crashkojote5627 6 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    "You can't weasel yourself out of this one!"
    "Wanna bet?"
    If that had been a choice to say: Priceless

    • @Corwin256
      @Corwin256 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We need a mod just for that

  • @bneeps
    @bneeps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    "Sebastian likes blood, but he's gonna have to settle for sashimi."
    I'm gonna call Sebastian Bitey now.

  • @mollytaylor8122
    @mollytaylor8122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    1:32 "Aaand Penny likes melons because everybody likes melons!"
    But I'm deathly allergic to melons...

    • @yourmotherhehe8148
      @yourmotherhehe8148 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      like universal loves in game-
      ps. i know this is a joke lmfao im just saying

  • @TheCaliMack
    @TheCaliMack 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1880

    *_ONE DAY YOU WILL BE MINE_*

    • @RentonBrax
      @RentonBrax 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Krobus is the best wife.

    • @fanboypotion4412
      @fanboypotion4412 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Renton Brax or husband?

    • @xXsm9sh9Xx
      @xXsm9sh9Xx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i laughed way too hard at that part

    • @determineddaaf3
      @determineddaaf3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      xXFanboyX x, Krobus probably has both genders, or none.

  • @Beoohwbdkfohwn
    @Beoohwbdkfohwn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +735

    Shane honestly broke my heart... But this is hilarious otherwise! XD

    • @Edelrasterin
      @Edelrasterin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Yess! I laughed tears .. but poor Shane :( His only chance for luck in life gone. I feel him.

  • @mysunflowers7
    @mysunflowers7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    When he called Harvey boring I immediately wanted to throw hands 😂

    • @carlysimpson9518
      @carlysimpson9518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      SERIOUSLY like he’s adorable and he just likes planes PLUS his marriage dialogue is so sweet 🥺

    • @mysunflowers7
      @mysunflowers7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@carlysimpson9518 I know and that mustache is EVERYTHING

  • @emollia6682
    @emollia6682 6 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    "I thought you were different than other men..." "I am. I'm much worse" I CRIED

  • @astresengine
    @astresengine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    You could say this was... *Pierre* pressure.
    ok i’ll see myself out now

  • @izcreamy
    @izcreamy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +804

    When Dangerously Funny becomes the ultimate player

    • @aaa-dj9bx
      @aaa-dj9bx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Glitter Gamer Super Kawaii! *How to no longer be a virgin if your a gamer*

    • @izcreamy
      @izcreamy 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joel Singh XD

  • @karliehatcher
    @karliehatcher 6 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    Lmaoo "Ladies this is normal" hahaha nice. I don't have the heart to do this in my own game.

    • @fill3t
      @fill3t 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      did anything different happen with the other dialogue choices?

    • @loopydo
      @loopydo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same lol

    • @whotookmypuddingcup4131
      @whotookmypuddingcup4131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Le same.

  • @AlexPerez-tv1zg
    @AlexPerez-tv1zg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “Haley likes coconuts cuz she finds them relatable”
    *Oof size: L A R G E*

  • @heini433
    @heini433 6 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    If you have a rabbits foot in ur inv while this cutscene triggers, itll be different I suggest you make a video bout it

    • @thickymicky1
      @thickymicky1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Well whats different

  • @CloudySkies17695
    @CloudySkies17695 6 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    It’s like the creator KNEW of your existence.

    • @rubyaura9776
      @rubyaura9776 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CloudySkies17695 that seems to be a definite possibility. DF is pretty big in the Stardew Valley Community.

  • @memcrem
    @memcrem 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "I think it's about time we come to a decision!"
    *Mayor Lewis walks by the river and sees mumps floating in it*

  • @Bioniclema90
    @Bioniclema90 6 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    I just read about this earlier today and immediately thought "oh shit, DF is in trouble XD"

  • @TheRatMan_
    @TheRatMan_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    3:25 I thought Alex was gonna pull a Spongebob saying, “You were just using me… FOR LAND DEVELOPMENT!”

  • @Sp3ckie
    @Sp3ckie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Harvey: “You tricked all of us thinking we loved you!”
    “I didn’t trick you, you do love me. That’s why it hurts so much.”
    I CACKLED BRO LMFAOO

  • @davidobryan9383
    @davidobryan9383 6 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    "Haley likes coconuts because she finds them relatable." LOL

  • @gaymer2574
    @gaymer2574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    You're all gonna start dating each other?
    "Yes..."
    "Absolutely!"

  • @rach3L04
    @rach3L04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “Are you happy now?”
    “Not yet I have to do the girls first”
    XD

  • @Blue-rz1cv
    @Blue-rz1cv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +666

    Krobus: *one day you will be mine*

  • @tomtankengine0
    @tomtankengine0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    ‘Haley loves coconuts because she finds them relatable’.
    The funniest thing I’ve heard in a long time.

  • @Darnold4Prez2024
    @Darnold4Prez2024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    First time watching you - I’m only 90 seconds in, and you’re already my favorite Stardew creator. Legit made me laugh out loud multiple times, and that was BEFORE I heard the spot-on nicknames + everybody’s fav gifts (Sebastian likes blood, but sashimi is gonna have to do).

  • @misteral9045
    @misteral9045 6 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    When Mumps saw the breadth of his town, he wept, for there were no more people to seduce and divorce.

    • @psibomber
      @psibomber 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like Alexander the Great Lmao this needs to be higher xD

  • @HeeminGaminStation
    @HeeminGaminStation 6 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    "HOW'S THAT BOOK COMING ALONG!?"

  • @nimishshinde7517
    @nimishshinde7517 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I cant believe that this game is this old. I am watching in 2024 after 1.6 update.