I want to thank everyone for all of the kind words! I'm amazed that there are so many people who enjoy the song, and that there are people who are still coming across it for the first time, so long after I originally posted it. It makes me so happy to see these comments and I really appreciate you guys.
Here you go, lyrics 100% AYY EVERYBODYYY Word to ya mother it's yo boi N-to-the-orthernlion, Northernlion Comin' at you from... largely the west actually if you want to get technical I'M READY LET'S DO IIIIT Hehuhhhhh It's a Skype message Oh that's not a good frame rate Half a frame per second *sigh* Skype message nonsense here Here we go (Nick) Here we go I can already see it in the comments, someone was writing a comment "Oh NL you're being a real fuccboi, you forgot to drop the Left Hand. How is it you can have so many hours in the game and then still make a mistake while you're constantly rambling and streaming consciousness at the same time? I've never encountered a human being before in my life, so can you please explain your earthly phenomenon to me?" (Grape Lady Voice): Oh oh oh ohhhhhh (Nick): Whooo! How many pots have you smoken today? Give me a deal with the devil Dope deal with the devil Triple diple D I love the idea that Guy Fieri is like a... professor Like Guy Fieri's School for the Gifted Guy Fieri's... Dijon Dojo *Gasp* Dry Baby! DRY BABEH! *DRY BABYYY!* *Gasp* Ohhh God! (Nick): You spooked over there? There's too many ghosts! EDMUND THERE'S TOO MANY GHOSTS! (Nick): Breadmund McMillen Oh what the heck Edmund?! (Nick): Tyrooooonnneeeee! Tyroneeee! Tyrone! This is absurd The dream is dead, this is our trainwreck run Uhh... reoll my run YES we got Bumbo, Mom's Knife, Dr. Fetus, Quad Shot, Cricket's Head, we now become Guppy (Nick): MEOW =^-^= The dream! The dream is real If we had a boat only large enough to take an infinite amount of three drinks with us If it was a boat of infinite size that only had three rooms (Nick): Pineapple, mango, lime Limes?! What in the hell? What kind of fruit meta are you on? (Nick): What is wrong with lime? Really? No man I think pineapple could be up there, mangos, watermelon (Nick): That could work out nicely, what about cherries? I like cherries (Nick): Tangerine, pomegranent Apples is like the daddest fruit of all time Cantelope would fit the bill (Nick): Do we still have salt? What's the fukn salt for? (Nick): ...on the cantelope ...you're putting salt on the cantelope? (Nek): Yeah Fuck the speed challenge Full-blown adult-style *intercourse* Sacrifice a key to the Key Gods on the regular Keys we kill, bombs we bail, hearts we hit How do I feel about this run? I don't see any tinted rocks, if we could just buy a tinted rock No bombs for sale, huh? Uhm... Could we talk about what the fuck a village bicycle is temporarily? Cause it makes very little sense to me, let me explain why Village bicycle, this implies that the entire village has one bicycle that they share Where are they taking this bicycle? Only one person gets it at a time? Does it have to be rented out in advance? How do they get the people that want to use the village bicycle to the location where the village bicycle is? Why not just walk to where the destination is? That would imply the destination has to be so far away that the use of the bicycle is prudent, but walking itself is just too exhausting In which case, how long is this village bicycle being rented out for? Would it not be for hours at a time because of these long journeys? Presumebly not only do they have to travel a long way to get there, but then once they get there they got to do something there At which point the bicycle can obviously not be used ...I don't even know what I'm talking about right now We got Double Adversary, Double Cage, Double Gate Tiny Planet + Soy Milk has ruined our run CURSE OF THE MAZE PUT US INSIDE OF THE CURSE ROOM Ahhhh, on no! ...reroll my run Woo! Won run! We got Death's Touch, Guppy, Blank Card + Jera, Curved Horn, Holy Mantle Allow me to take a sip of my coffee, shit just got real If I had the choice between apple or orange juice, I'll take cranberry (Nick): I'd go orange and then cranberry "Don't you know that apple juice is for children?" I'm like what? What are you - it's the *juice* of a *fruit* (Nick): Right Alsoooo, I'm gonna get this dope-ass Where's Waldo book And I played the shit out of that Where's Waldo book, but people laughed at me They were like "Why did this sucker go for the book when he could've gotten the Walkman?" Now it's 2015 you fuckin assholes! It's worth its weight in almonds Bad damage on my part Suboptimal That was dumb damage That was *really* bad damage Okay let's not completely throw this run That's terrible damage My own idiocy (Michael Caine voice): INDEED *(Bass solo)* *BE ADVISED* Just drive safe man You don't need to text and drive Definitely, definitely don't drink and drive How many times have I gone on like a car safety rant? *BE ADVISED* If you're one of the .03% of people watching this who drive their bike in the downtown city center, smoking a cigarette, and texing at the same time with no hands on the handlebars Uhm, don't - don't fuckin do that, man! This should not be a PSA that needs to exist Anotha one *BE ADVISED* Steve Harwell is getting the bread thrown at him You got to feel real bad for the baker The baker's like "I spent 30 years of my life perfecting my bread recipe" You see the people, they're rippin your bread up and they're throwing it on stage And you're like "What have I done with my life?" It's like, for that baker, that's gotta be a moment of extreme existential crisis "Is my bread only good enough to get thrown at Smash Mouth?" Don't throw bread at him! *BE ADVISED* If I could have one lasting impact on the world... Prepackaged sandwiches sold in convenient locations should not have mayonaise, and I love mustard but they shouldn't have mustard on them either Instead, there should be a small packet like inside of the packaging, you can do it And then you get the sandwich, you peel off the top layer Which is not gross because there's no spread there to be like "eww look at that" So instead you just have your ability to cater your sandwich to your own whims as you see fit *BE ADVISED* You know what's cool? Eating five to ten servings of vegetables a day *BE ADVISED* As a society I don't think we put enough value on laziness, man *BE ADVISED* Get to know yourself, man. Have some introspection *BE ADVISED* At any given moment in time you are always a dumber version of yourself We're gonna get into some weird topics cause like this is a weird run, man I would like to not be bereft of a... six piece chicken h-wing, with the honey garlic sauce please In-carcinogenic Rice-a-roni! And just a parfeit of vengance, that's my favorite order at Hungry Jacks Capitalism defined is the march towards chicken McNugget singularity Like I'm actually losing my mind right now HA-HAAAAAAAEEHHHH Do I have a blueberry on my leg? That's the Daquil talking We were not gonna shit bricks, and eat bubble gum ...I don't know what that means but I'm all out of bricks Hey Nick I was fuckin a hyena the other day Yeah, just popped my ovipositor right in her egg hole Hyenas, I'm pretty sure, dont lay eggs (Nick): Females definitely have some kind of clitoris-dick 30 inch long clitoris We don't know anything about hyena biology We signed out of that fucking library card Here at Tachyon Industries, we specialize in cost prohibitive min-maxing We cost prohibitively min-max things so you don't have to using digital synergy and marketing-focused integrated solutions (Nick): Yeah you can look forward to that becoming a sound byte: "Hey Nick I was fuckin a hyena yesterday" There's so much I say out of context that sounds terrible that I-I just accept it at this point
I love the narrative throughout the song, the "Reroll my run" happens after a bunch of negative stuff happens to NL. Very good work on this--I've listened to it a little too much the past couple of days.
i tried my best ;~: Hey everybody Word to your mother it's your boy N to the orthernlion, Northernlion Comin' at ya from, largely the west actually it you wanna get technical i'm ready let's do it ha It's a skype message oh that's not, a good frame rate half a frame per second *sigh* Skype message nonsense here here we go here we go I can already see it in the comments, someone was writing a comment "oh NL you're being a real fuckboy you forgot to drop the left hand how is it you can have so many hours in the game and then still make a mistake while you're constantly rambling a stream of consiousness at the same time i've never encountered a human being before in my life so can you please exlpain your earthly phenomenon to me" oh oh oh (woo!) How many pots have you smoken today? give me a deal with the devil deal with the devil triple diple D I love the idea that Guy Fieri is like a professor Like Guy Fieri's school for the gifted Guy Fieri's Dijon Doujou *gasp* Dry baby, Dry baby, Dry baby OHH GOD you spooked over there? There's too many ghosts Edmund there's too many ghosts (edmund Mcmillen) oh what the heck edmund Tyrone Tyrone Tyrone this is absurd The dream is dead, this is our trainwreck run uhh, reroll my run yes we got bumbo, mom's knife, dr. fetus, quad shot, cricket's head, we now become guppy meow the dream, the dream is real if we had a boat only large enough to take an infinite amount of three fruits with us if it was a boat of infinite size that only had three rooms Pineapple, Mango, Lime Limes? What in the hell? What kind of fruit meta are you What is wrong with limes? Really? no man I think Pineapple could be up there, Mangos, Watermelon That could work out nicely what about cherries? I like cherries, tangarines, pomagranites Apples is like the daddest fruit of all time Cantalope would fit the bill Do we still have salt? What's the fuckin salt for? On the cantalope You're puttin salt on the cantalope? Yeah Fuck the speed challenge full blown adult style intercourse Sacrifice a key to the key gods on the regular Keys we kill Bombs we ??? Hearts we How do i feel about this run? I don't see any tinted rocks If we could just buy a tinted rock no bombs for sale huh? uhh, can we talk about what the fuck a village bicycle is temporarily? Cause it makes very little sense to me, let me explain why "village bicycle" this implies that the entire village has one bicycle that they share Where are they taking this bicycle? Only one person gets it at a time, does it have to be rented out in advance? How do they get the people that want to use the village bicycle to the location where the village bicycle is? Why not just walk to where the destination is? That would imply that the destination has to be so far away that the use of a bicycle is prudent but walking itself is just too exahsting in which case How long is this village bicycle being rented out for? Would it not be for hours at a time Becasue of these long journeys presumably not only do they have to travel a long way to get there but then once they get there they gotta do somethin there at which point the bicycle can obviously not be used I don't even know what i'm talking about right now we got double adversary, Double cage, Double gate tiny planet, soy milk has ruined our run curse of the maze put us inside of the curse room aaaaaah oh no reroll my run woo! one run. we got deaths touch, guppy, blank card, jera, curved horn, holy mantle allow me to take a sip of my coffe shit just got real If had the choice between apple or orange juice, i'll take cranberry i'd go orange and then cranberry Don't You know that apple juice is for children? i'm like, What? What are you? it's the juice of a fruit right, alsooo i'm gonna get this dope ass where's waldo book And i played the shit out of that where's waldo book but people laughed at me they were like why did this sucker go for the book when he could've gotten the walkman Now it's 2015 you fuckin assholes ???? bad damage on my part, sub-optimal, that was dumb damage, that was really bad damage okay let's not completely throw this run that's terrible damage My own idiocy Be advised just drive safe man, you don't need to text and drive definately definately don't drink and drive How many times have I gon on like a car saftey rant? Be advised If you're one of the .03% of people watching this who drive their bike in a downtown city center smoking a cigarette and texting at the same time with no hands on the handlebars umm, don't don't fuckin do that man, this should not be a psa that needs to exist another one Be advised Steve Harwell is gettin the bread thrown at him You gotta feel real bad for the baker Baker's like I spent 30 years of my life perfecting my bread recipie You see the people their rippin' your bread up and they're throwin it on stage and you're like what have i done with my life it's like for the baker that's gotta be a moment of extreme existential crisis Is my bread only good enough to get thrown at smash mouth? Don't throw bread Be advised If i could have one lasting impact on the world pre- packaged sandwiches sold in convinient locations should not have mayonaise and I love mustard, but they shouldn't have mustard on them either instead there should be a small packet like inside of the packaging, you can do it and then you get the sandwich you peel off the top layer which is not gross because there's no spread there so you be like "ooh look at that" so instead you just have your ability to cater your sandwich to your own ways as you see fit be advised You know what's cool? eatin 5-10 servings of vegtables a day be advised that's a society I don't think we put enough value on lately be advised get to know yourself man, have some introspection be advised at any given moment and time you are always a dumber version of yourself we're gonna get into some weird topics cause like, this is a wierd run man I would like to not be bareffed of a 6 piece chicken wing with the honey garlic sauce please ???? ricearoni ??????? That's my favorite order at hungry jacks Capitalism defined is the march towards chicken mcnugget singularity Like i'm actually losing my mind right now Ha haaa Do I have a blueberry on my leg? That's the Dayquil talking we were not gonna shit bricks and eat bubble gum I don't know what that means, but i'm all out of bricks Hey Nick I was fuckin a hyena the other day yeah i just ??? right in her egghole Hyenas i'm pretty sure don't lay eggs Females definately have some kind of clitoris 30 inch long clitoris we don't know anything about hyena biology we signed out of that fuckin libary card here a takeon industries we specalize in cost prohibitive min-maxing we cost prohibitively min-max things so you don't have to using digital synergy and intergrated solutions yeah you look forward to that becoming a sound like hey Nick i was fucking a hyena yesterday There's so much shit i say out of context that sounds terrible that I, I just accept it at this point
+Alice Spencer tried to fix some of it Hey everybody Word to your mother it's your boy N to the orthernlion, Northernlion Comin' at ya from, largely the west actually if you wanna get technical i'm ready let's do it ha It's a skype message oh that's not, a good frame rate half a frame per second sigh Skype message nonsense here here we go here we go I can already see it in the comments, someone was writing a comment "oh NL you're being a real fuckboy you forgot to drop the left hand how is it you can have so many hours in the game and then still make a mistake while you're constantly rambling a stream of consciousness at the same time i've never encountered a human being before in my life so can you please explain your earthly phenomenon to me" oh oh oh (woo!) How many pots have you smoken today? give me a deal with the devil dope deal with the devil triple diple D I love the idea that Guy Fieri is like a professor Like Guy Fieri's school for the gifted Guy Fieri's Dijon Dojo gasp Dry baby, Dry baby, Dry baby OHH GOD you spooked over there? There's too many ghosts Edmund there's too many ghosts (breadmund Mcmillen) oh what the heck edmund Tyrone Tyrone Tyrone this is absurd The dream is dead, this is our trainwreck run uhh, reroll my run yes we got bumbo, mom's knife, dr. fetus, quad shot, cricket's head, we now become guppy meow the dream, the dream is real if we had a boat only large enough to take an infinite amount of three fruits with us if it was a boat of infinite size that only had three rooms Pineapple, Mango, Lime Limes? What in the hell? What kind of fruit meta are you What is wrong with limes? Really? yo man I think Pineapple could be up there, Mangos, Watermelon That could work out nicely what about cherries? I like cherries, tangerines, pomegranates Apples is like the daddest fruit of all time Cantaloupe would fit the bill Do we still have salt? What's the fuckin salt for? On the cantaloupe You're puttin salt on the cantaloupe? Yeah Fuck the speed challenge full blown adult style intercourse Sacrifice a key to the key gods on the regular Keys we kill Bombs we ??? Hearts we hit How do i feel about this run? I don't see any tinted rocks If we could just buy a tinted rock no bombs for sale huh? uhh, can we talk about what the fuck a village bicycle is temporarily? Cause it makes very little sense to me, let me explain why "village bicycle" this implies that the entire village has one bicycle that they share Where are they taking this bicycle? Only one person gets it at a time, does it have to be rented out in advance? How do they get the people that want to use the village bicycle to the location where the village bicycle is? Why not just walk to where the destination is? That would imply that the destination has to be so far away that the use of a bicycle is prudent but walking itself is just too exhausting in which case How long is this village bicycle being rented out for? Would it not be for hours at a time because of these long journeys presumably not only do they have to travel a long way to get there but then once they get there they gotta do somethin there at which point the bicycle can obviously not be used I don't even know what I'm talking about right now we got double adversary, Double cage, Double gate tiny planet, soy milk has ruined our run curse of the maze put us inside of the curse room aaaaaah oh no reroll my run woo! won run. we got deaths touch, guppy, blank card, jera, curved horn, holy mantle allow me to take a sip of my coffe shit just got real If had the choice between apple or orange juice, I'll take cranberry I'd go orange and then cranberry Don't You know that apple juice is for children? I'm like, What? What are you? it's the juice of a fruit right, alsooo I'm gonna get this dope ass where's waldo book And i played the shit out of that where's waldo book but people laughed at me they were like why did this sucker go for the book when he could've gotten the walkman Now it's 2015 you fuckin assholes it's worth it's weight in almonds. bad damage on my part, sub-optimal, that was dumb damage, that was really bad damage okay let's not completely throw this run that's terrible damage My own idiocy Be advised just drive safe man, you don't need to text and drive definitely definitely don't drink and drive How many times have I gon on like a car saftey rant? Be advised If you're one of the .03% of people watching this who drive their bike in a downtown city center smoking a cigarette and texting at the same time with no hands on the handlebars umm, don't don't fuckin do that man, this should not be a psa that needs to exist another one Be advised Steve Harwell is gettin the bread thrown at him You gotta feel real bad for the baker Baker's like I spent 30 years of my life perfecting my bread recipe You see the people they're rippin' your bread up and they're throwin it on stage and you're like what have i done with my life it's like for the baker that's gotta be a moment of extreme existential crisis Is my bread only good enough to get thrown at smash mouth? Don't throw bread Be advised If i could have one lasting impact on the world pre- packaged sandwiches sold in convenient locations should not have mayonnaise and I love mustard, but they shouldn't have mustard on them either instead there should be a small packet like inside of the packaging, you can do it and then you get the sandwich you peel off the top layer which is not gross because there's no spread there so you be like "ooh look at that" so instead you just have your ability to cater your sandwich to your own ways as you see fit be advised You know what's cool? eating 5-10 servings of vegetables a day be advised that's a society I don't think we put enough value on laziness man be advised get to know yourself man, have some introspection be advised at any given moment and time you are always a dumber version of yourself we're gonna get into some weird topics cause like, this is a weird run man I would like to not be bereft of a 6 piece chicken wing with the honey garlic sauce please in carcinogenic ricearoni It's just a parfait of vengeance That's my favourite order at hungry jacks Capitalism defined is the march towards chicken mcnugget singularity Like i'm actually losing my mind right now Ha haaa Do I have a blueberry on my leg? That's the Dayquil talking we were not gonna shit bricks and eat bubble gum I don't know what that means, but i'm all out of bricks Hey Nick I was fuckin a hyena the other day yeah i just popped my ovipositor right in her egghole Hyenas i'm pretty sure don't lay eggs Females definately have some kind of clitoris 30 inch long clitoris we don't know anything about hyena biology we signed out of that fuckin libary card here a takeon industries we specalize in cost prohibitive min-maxing we cost prohibitively min-max things so you don't have to using digital synergy and integrated solutions yeah you look forward to that becoming a sound like hey Nick i was fucking a hyena yesterday There's so much shit i say out of context that sounds terrible that I, I just accept it at this point
+BAD ORB "Bombs we bail" "Now it's 2015 you assholes, it's worth its weight in almonds" "Incarcinogenic (the correct word is non-carcinogenic but NL can't English) ricearoni" "In just a parfait of vengeance" "Yeah I just popped my ovipositor right in her egghole" Fixed up all of the remaining questionmarks, hope this fixes it up even though I'm a little late
I watch this just to hear NL talk about random crap. I can just listen to him talk I don't need to watch him play I already know what happens most time
Polyphemus is my favorite item. Also, I think my favorite parts are the Guppy meow and the fruit nonsense. Love the video and you for spending the time to make it.
ey everybody words to your mother it's ya boy N to the orthernlion, Northernlion I'm coming at you from largely the West actually if you wanna get technical I'm ready, lets do it It's a Skype message, uh thats not a good framerate half-a-frame per second Skype message nonsens here here we go, here we go I can already see it in the comments someone was writing a comment "whoa NL, u bein a real fuccboi u frgot 2 drop the left hand" how is it you can have so many hours in the game and then still make a mistake while you constantly rambling a stream of conciseness at the same time I've never encountered a human being before in my life so can you please explain your earthly phenomenon to me how many pots have you smokin' today /// Give me a deal with the Devil dope/deal//with/Devil tripple dipple D I love the idea that Guy Fieri is like uh, professor like Guy Fieri's school for the gifted Guy Fieri's Dijon Dojo Dry baby! Dry baby! Dry baby! Whooo God! You spooked over there? There is too many ghosts! DAMNIT IT'S TOO MANY GHOSTS Breadmund McMillen! Now what the heck happened?! Tyrooone! Tyrone! Tyrone! This is absurd The dream is dead this is our trainwreck run re-roll my run yes! We got Bumbo/Mom's Knife/Doctor Fetus/ Quad Shot/Cricket's Head we now become Guppy The dream, the dream is real if we have a boat, only large enough to take an infinite amount of three fruits with us if it was a boat of infinite size that only had three rooms pineapple, mango, lime LIMES?! WHAT IN THE HELL WHAT KIND OF FRUIT META ARE YOU LIVING IN whats wrong with limes? yo man, I think pineapple could be up there, mangos, watermelon that could work out nicely. I like cherries. I like cherries. Mandarin. Pomegranates. Apples are like the dad-est fruit of all time cantaloupe would fit the bill do we still have salt? What the fuck is salt for? for the cantaloupe you put the salt on the cantaloupe? yeah /// Fuck the speed challenge folklore dell-style intercourse sacrifice a key to the key gods on the regular Keys be kill/bombs we bail/hearts we hit How do I feel about this run? I don't see any tinted rocks if we could just buy a tinted rock "No bombs for sale, huh?" Can we talk about what the fuck a village bicycle is temporarily? Cause it makes very little sense to me let me explain why village bicycle it implies that the village only has one bicycle that they share where are they taking this bicycle? only one person gets it at a time, is it rented out in advance? how do they get the people who want to use the village bicycle to the location where the village bicycle is? why not just walk to where the destination is? that would imply that the destination is so far away that the use of a bicycle is prudent but walking itself is just too exhausting in which case, how long is this village bicycle being rented out for? would it not be for hours at a time because of these long journeys presumably not only do they have to travel a long way to get there but then once they get there they gotta to do something there in which point the bicycle can obviously not be used I don't even know what I'm talking about right now /// we got double Adversary/double Cage/double Gate Tiny planet/Soy Milk has ruined our run "curse of the maze put us inside of the curse room!" re-roll my run won run we got death's touch/guppy/blank-card-jera/curved horn/holy mantle/ allow me to take a sip of my coffee, shit just got real if I could get the choice between apple/orange juice I'll take cranberry I vote orange then cranberry don't you know apple juice is for children? what? what are you, it's the juice of a fruit also, I'm gonna get this dope-ass "Wheres Waldo?" book and I played the shit out of that "Wheres Waldo" book but people laughed at me! they were like "why did this sucker go for the book when he could have gotten the Walkman" that was 2015 you fucking assholes it's eleven swept in almonds bad damage on my part, that was sub-optimal, that was dumb damage that was really bad damage, ok lets not completely throw this run thats terrible damage my own idiocy "inndeyd" BE ADVISED just drive safe man, you don't need to text and drive definitely, definitively don't drink and drive how many times have I gone off on a like car safety rant BE ADVISED if you're one of the point zero three percent of people watching this who drive their bike in a downtown city center smoking a cigarette and texting at the same time with no hands on the handlebars don't fucking do that man this should not be a PSA that needs to exist ANOTHA ONE/BE ADVISED Steve Harvell is getting the bread thrown at him you gotta feel real bad for the baker bakers like "I spent thirty years of my life perfecting my bread recipe" you see the people, they're ripping your bread up and they're throwing it on-stage and you're like "what have I done with my life" it's like for that baker thats gotta be like a moment of extreme existential crisis "Is my bread only good enough to get thrown at Smash Mouth?" don't throw bread BE ADVISED if I can have one lasting impact on the world pre-packaged sandwiches sold in convenient locations should not have mayonnaise and I love mustard but they shouldn't have mustard on them either instead, there should be a small packet like inside of the packaging you can do it and then you get the sandwich you peel off the top layer which is not gross because there is no spread there to be like "eeew look at that" so instead you just have your ability to cater your sandwich to your own layers as you see fit BE ADVISED you know whats cool? eating five to ten servings of vegetables a day BE ADVISED thats a society I don't think we put to much value on, laziness man BE ADVISED get to know yourself, man have some introspection BE ADVISED at any given moment in time you are always a dumber version of yourself /// we're gonna get into some weird topics cause like this is a weird run I would like to not be bereft of a six piece, chicken wings with the honey garlic sauce please in cars, son with rice-er-rony (?) and just a parfey of vengeance thats my favorite order at Hungry Jacks capitalism defined is the march towards chicken mcnuggets singularity like I'm actually losing my mind right now do I have a blueberry on my leg? thats the big boy talking we were not gonna shit bricks and chew bubble gum I don't know what that means but I'm all out of bricks Ey Nick I was fucking a hyena the other day yeah I just popped my alpha-paws right in her egg-holes hyenas I'm pretty sure don't lay eggs females definitely has some kind of clitoris-dick thirty yards long clitoris we don't know anything about hyena biology we signed out of that fucking library card here at takiany industry we specialize in cost-prohibiting min/maxing we cost prohibitively min/max things so that you don't have to using digital synergy and marketing focused integrated solutions yeah you can look forward to that becoming a sountbyte "Hey Nick I was fucking a hyena yesterday" there is so much shit I say out of context that sounds horrible so I just accept it at this point
i've been listening to this for over a year now and still love it. if you're ever in the mood to make more stuff like this I'm in the mood to listen to it forever
Can I say how hilarious the auto-captions are? Give me a deal with the devil, dope deal with the devil, triple dimple D. == Give me the old devil Tokyo little people.
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still one of the best pieces of NL fan content on the internet tbh
glad to know im not the only one that comes back to this
Agreed.
This is the kind of shit that makes me say "haha everything" when someone asks me what type of music I like.
I want to thank everyone for all of the kind words! I'm amazed that there are so many people who enjoy the song, and that there are people who are still coming across it for the first time, so long after I originally posted it. It makes me so happy to see these comments and I really appreciate you guys.
This shit needs a sequel man, NL's ramblings work too well in song form
MightChicken's got it right. Reroll my Run 2 needs to happen
We need another one NOW!
I just gotta say I appreciate the similar humor level we exist in. It works so well. Thank you for my first smiles of 2017
Please say he has seen this lol
this guy use to be a teacher
Quinn Wilson Lie
not actually
This is a fact
He's still teaching us all in a sense. BE ADVISED
That was awesome.
+Northernlion Edited yo nl edited your work is legendary though
+Oscar Marcantonio lol thanks :)
Yo, but like, for real tho, you got that dank shit.
Yeah, it’s still good
Ladies and Gentlemen, this man has a child
Here you go, lyrics 100%
AYY EVERYBODYYY
Word to ya mother it's yo boi N-to-the-orthernlion, Northernlion
Comin' at you from... largely the west actually if you want to get technical
I'M READY LET'S DO IIIIT
Hehuhhhhh
It's a Skype message
Oh that's not a good frame rate
Half a frame per second
*sigh*
Skype message nonsense here
Here we go
(Nick) Here we go
I can already see it in the comments, someone was writing a comment
"Oh NL you're being a real fuccboi, you forgot to drop the Left Hand.
How is it you can have so many hours in the game and then still make a mistake while you're constantly rambling and streaming consciousness at the same time?
I've never encountered a human being before in my life, so can you please explain your earthly phenomenon to me?"
(Grape Lady Voice): Oh oh oh ohhhhhh
(Nick): Whooo! How many pots have you smoken today?
Give me a deal with the devil
Dope deal with the devil
Triple diple D
I love the idea that Guy Fieri is like a... professor
Like Guy Fieri's School for the Gifted
Guy Fieri's... Dijon Dojo
*Gasp* Dry Baby! DRY BABEH! *DRY BABYYY!*
*Gasp* Ohhh God!
(Nick): You spooked over there?
There's too many ghosts!
EDMUND THERE'S TOO MANY GHOSTS!
(Nick): Breadmund McMillen
Oh what the heck Edmund?!
(Nick): Tyrooooonnneeeee!
Tyroneeee! Tyrone! This is absurd
The dream is dead, this is our trainwreck run
Uhh... reoll my run
YES we got Bumbo, Mom's Knife, Dr. Fetus, Quad Shot, Cricket's Head, we now become Guppy
(Nick): MEOW =^-^=
The dream! The dream is real
If we had a boat only large enough to take an infinite amount of three drinks with us
If it was a boat of infinite size that only had three rooms
(Nick): Pineapple, mango, lime
Limes?! What in the hell? What kind of fruit meta are you on?
(Nick): What is wrong with lime?
Really? No man
I think pineapple could be up there, mangos, watermelon
(Nick): That could work out nicely, what about cherries?
I like cherries
(Nick): Tangerine, pomegranent
Apples is like the daddest fruit of all time
Cantelope would fit the bill
(Nick): Do we still have salt?
What's the fukn salt for?
(Nick): ...on the cantelope
...you're putting salt on the cantelope?
(Nek): Yeah
Fuck the speed challenge
Full-blown adult-style *intercourse*
Sacrifice a key to the Key Gods on the regular
Keys we kill, bombs we bail, hearts we hit
How do I feel about this run?
I don't see any tinted rocks, if we could just buy a tinted rock
No bombs for sale, huh? Uhm...
Could we talk about what the fuck a village bicycle is temporarily?
Cause it makes very little sense to me, let me explain why
Village bicycle, this implies that the entire village has one bicycle that they share
Where are they taking this bicycle?
Only one person gets it at a time? Does it have to be rented out in advance?
How do they get the people that want to use the village bicycle to the location where the village bicycle is?
Why not just walk to where the destination is?
That would imply the destination has to be so far away that the use of the bicycle is prudent, but walking itself is just too exhausting
In which case, how long is this village bicycle being rented out for?
Would it not be for hours at a time because of these long journeys?
Presumebly not only do they have to travel a long way to get there, but then once they get there they got to do something there
At which point the bicycle can obviously not be used
...I don't even know what I'm talking about right now
We got Double Adversary, Double Cage, Double Gate
Tiny Planet + Soy Milk has ruined our run
CURSE OF THE MAZE PUT US INSIDE OF THE CURSE ROOM
Ahhhh, on no!
...reroll my run
Woo! Won run!
We got Death's Touch, Guppy, Blank Card + Jera, Curved Horn, Holy Mantle
Allow me to take a sip of my coffee, shit just got real
If I had the choice between apple or orange juice, I'll take cranberry
(Nick): I'd go orange and then cranberry
"Don't you know that apple juice is for children?"
I'm like what? What are you - it's the *juice* of a *fruit*
(Nick): Right
Alsoooo, I'm gonna get this dope-ass Where's Waldo book
And I played the shit out of that Where's Waldo book, but people laughed at me
They were like "Why did this sucker go for the book when he could've gotten the Walkman?"
Now it's 2015 you fuckin assholes!
It's worth its weight in almonds
Bad damage on my part
Suboptimal
That was dumb damage
That was *really* bad damage
Okay let's not completely throw this run
That's terrible damage
My own idiocy
(Michael Caine voice): INDEED
*(Bass solo)*
*BE ADVISED*
Just drive safe man
You don't need to text and drive
Definitely, definitely don't drink and drive
How many times have I gone on like a car safety rant?
*BE ADVISED*
If you're one of the .03% of people watching this who drive their bike in the downtown city center, smoking a cigarette, and texing at the same time with no hands on the handlebars
Uhm, don't - don't fuckin do that, man!
This should not be a PSA that needs to exist
Anotha one
*BE ADVISED*
Steve Harwell is getting the bread thrown at him
You got to feel real bad for the baker
The baker's like "I spent 30 years of my life perfecting my bread recipe"
You see the people, they're rippin your bread up and they're throwing it on stage
And you're like "What have I done with my life?"
It's like, for that baker, that's gotta be a moment of extreme existential crisis
"Is my bread only good enough to get thrown at Smash Mouth?"
Don't throw bread at him!
*BE ADVISED*
If I could have one lasting impact on the world...
Prepackaged sandwiches sold in convenient locations should not have mayonaise, and I love mustard but they shouldn't have mustard on them either
Instead, there should be a small packet like inside of the packaging, you can do it
And then you get the sandwich, you peel off the top layer
Which is not gross because there's no spread there to be like "eww look at that"
So instead you just have your ability to cater your sandwich to your own whims as you see fit
*BE ADVISED*
You know what's cool? Eating five to ten servings of vegetables a day
*BE ADVISED*
As a society I don't think we put enough value on laziness, man
*BE ADVISED*
Get to know yourself, man. Have some introspection
*BE ADVISED*
At any given moment in time you are always a dumber version of yourself
We're gonna get into some weird topics cause like this is a weird run, man
I would like to not be bereft of a... six piece chicken h-wing, with the honey garlic sauce please
In-carcinogenic Rice-a-roni!
And just a parfeit of vengance, that's my favorite order at Hungry Jacks
Capitalism defined is the march towards chicken McNugget singularity
Like I'm actually losing my mind right now
HA-HAAAAAAAEEHHHH
Do I have a blueberry on my leg?
That's the Daquil talking
We were not gonna shit bricks, and eat bubble gum
...I don't know what that means but I'm all out of bricks
Hey Nick I was fuckin a hyena the other day
Yeah, just popped my ovipositor right in her egg hole
Hyenas, I'm pretty sure, dont lay eggs
(Nick): Females definitely have some kind of clitoris-dick
30 inch long clitoris
We don't know anything about hyena biology
We signed out of that fucking library card
Here at Tachyon Industries, we specialize in cost prohibitive min-maxing
We cost prohibitively min-max things so you don't have to using digital synergy and marketing-focused integrated solutions
(Nick): Yeah you can look forward to that becoming a sound byte: "Hey Nick I was fuckin a hyena yesterday"
There's so much I say out of context that sounds terrible that I-I just accept it at this point
We lost Steve Harwell today and I immediately thought of this song.
"...is there a blueberry on my leg?!" Out of all of NL's nonsensical context free madness, that line made me laugh my ass off.
what about 6:01
This has to be the best NL song I've ever heard.
If only you could go to the future and see the disstrack war... this song is still so good though
If someone asked me to describe NL in a nutshell, I'd link them to this video.
+Isaac Cook What is NL doing in a nutshell?
+Brent Cameon what else playing Isaac
Isaac Cook *in an eggshell
I literally just did this.
"Capitalism defined is the march towards Chicken McNugget singularity"
I love the narrative throughout the song, the "Reroll my run" happens after a bunch of negative stuff happens to NL. Very good work on this--I've listened to it a little too much the past couple of days.
I love this.
+TheTixmix :D
i tried my best ;~:
Hey everybody
Word to your mother it's your boy N to the orthernlion, Northernlion
Comin' at ya from, largely the west actually it you wanna get technical
i'm ready let's do it
ha
It's a skype message
oh that's not, a good frame rate
half a frame per second
*sigh*
Skype message nonsense here
here we go
here we go
I can already see it in the comments, someone was writing a comment
"oh NL you're being a real fuckboy you forgot to drop the left hand
how is it you can have so many hours in the game and then still make a mistake
while you're constantly rambling a stream of consiousness at the same time
i've never encountered a human being before in my life so can you please exlpain your earthly phenomenon to me"
oh oh oh (woo!)
How many pots have you smoken today?
give me a deal with the devil
deal with the devil
triple diple D
I love the idea that Guy Fieri is like a professor
Like Guy Fieri's school for the gifted
Guy Fieri's Dijon Doujou
*gasp*
Dry baby, Dry baby, Dry baby
OHH GOD
you spooked over there?
There's too many ghosts
Edmund there's too many ghosts (edmund Mcmillen)
oh what the heck edmund
Tyrone Tyrone Tyrone this is absurd
The dream is dead, this is our trainwreck run
uhh, reroll my run
yes we got bumbo, mom's knife, dr. fetus, quad shot, cricket's head, we now become guppy
meow
the dream, the dream is real
if we had a boat only large enough to take an infinite amount of three fruits with us
if it was a boat of infinite size that only had three rooms
Pineapple, Mango, Lime
Limes? What in the hell? What kind of fruit meta are you
What is wrong with limes?
Really? no man
I think Pineapple could be up there, Mangos, Watermelon
That could work out nicely
what about cherries?
I like cherries, tangarines, pomagranites
Apples is like the daddest fruit of all time
Cantalope would fit the bill
Do we still have salt?
What's the fuckin salt for?
On the cantalope
You're puttin salt on the cantalope?
Yeah
Fuck the speed challenge
full blown adult style intercourse
Sacrifice a key to the key gods on the regular
Keys we kill
Bombs we ???
Hearts we
How do i feel about this run?
I don't see any tinted rocks
If we could just buy a tinted rock
no bombs for sale huh?
uhh, can we talk about what the fuck a village bicycle is temporarily?
Cause it makes very little sense to me, let me explain why
"village bicycle" this implies that the entire village has one bicycle that they share
Where are they taking this bicycle? Only one person gets it at a time, does it have to be rented out in advance?
How do they get the people that want to use the village bicycle to the location where the village bicycle is?
Why not just walk to where the destination is?
That would imply that the destination has to be so far away that the use of a bicycle is prudent
but walking itself is just too exahsting in which case
How long is this village bicycle being rented out for?
Would it not be for hours at a time Becasue of these long journeys presumably
not only do they have to travel a long way to get there
but then once they get there they gotta do somethin there at which point the bicycle can obviously not be used
I don't even know what i'm talking about right now
we got double adversary, Double cage, Double gate
tiny planet, soy milk has ruined our run
curse of the maze put us inside of the curse room
aaaaaah oh no
reroll my run woo!
one run. we got deaths touch, guppy, blank card, jera, curved horn, holy mantle
allow me to take a sip of my coffe shit just got real
If had the choice between apple or orange juice, i'll take cranberry
i'd go orange and then cranberry
Don't You know that apple juice is for children? i'm like, What?
What are you? it's the juice of a fruit
right, alsooo
i'm gonna get this dope ass where's waldo book
And i played the shit out of that where's waldo book but people laughed at me
they were like why did this sucker go for the book when he could've gotten the walkman
Now it's 2015 you fuckin assholes
????
bad damage on my part, sub-optimal, that was dumb damage, that was really bad damage
okay let's not completely throw this run
that's terrible damage
My own idiocy
Be advised
just drive safe man, you don't need to text and drive
definately definately don't drink and drive
How many times have I gon on like a car saftey rant?
Be advised
If you're one of the .03% of people watching this who drive their bike in a downtown city center
smoking a cigarette and texting at the same time with no hands on the handlebars
umm, don't don't fuckin do that man, this should not be a psa that needs to exist
another one
Be advised
Steve Harwell is gettin the bread thrown at him
You gotta feel real bad for the baker
Baker's like I spent 30 years of my life perfecting my bread recipie
You see the people their rippin' your bread up and they're throwin it on stage
and you're like what have i done with my life
it's like for the baker that's gotta be a moment of extreme existential crisis
Is my bread only good enough to get thrown at smash mouth?
Don't throw bread
Be advised
If i could have one lasting impact on the world
pre- packaged sandwiches sold in convinient locations should not have mayonaise
and I love mustard, but they shouldn't have mustard on them either
instead there should be a small packet like inside of the packaging, you can do it
and then you get the sandwich you peel off the top layer
which is not gross because there's no spread there
so you be like "ooh look at that"
so instead you just have your ability to cater your sandwich to your own ways as you see fit
be advised
You know what's cool? eatin 5-10 servings of vegtables a day
be advised
that's a society I don't think we put enough value on lately
be advised
get to know yourself man, have some introspection
be advised
at any given moment and time you are always a dumber version of yourself
we're gonna get into some weird topics cause like, this is a wierd run man
I would like to not be bareffed of a 6 piece chicken wing with the honey garlic sauce please
???? ricearoni
???????
That's my favorite order at hungry jacks
Capitalism defined is the march towards chicken mcnugget singularity
Like i'm actually losing my mind right now
Ha haaa
Do I have a blueberry on my leg?
That's the Dayquil talking
we were not gonna shit bricks and eat bubble gum
I don't know what that means, but i'm all out of bricks
Hey Nick I was fuckin a hyena the other day
yeah i just ??? right in her egghole
Hyenas i'm pretty sure don't lay eggs
Females definately have some kind of clitoris
30 inch long clitoris
we don't know anything about hyena biology
we signed out of that fuckin libary card
here a takeon industries we specalize in cost prohibitive min-maxing
we cost prohibitively min-max things so you don't have to
using digital synergy and intergrated solutions
yeah you look forward to that becoming a sound like
hey Nick i was fucking a hyena yesterday
There's so much shit i say out of context that sounds terrible that I, I just accept it at this point
+Alice Spencer tried to fix some of it
Hey everybody
Word to your mother it's your boy N to the orthernlion, Northernlion
Comin' at ya from, largely the west actually if you wanna get technical
i'm ready let's do it
ha
It's a skype message
oh that's not, a good frame rate
half a frame per second
sigh
Skype message nonsense here
here we go
here we go
I can already see it in the comments, someone was writing a comment
"oh NL you're being a real fuckboy you forgot to drop the left hand
how is it you can have so many hours in the game and then still make a mistake
while you're constantly rambling a stream of consciousness at the same time
i've never encountered a human being before in my life so can you please explain your earthly phenomenon to me"
oh oh oh (woo!)
How many pots have you smoken today?
give me a deal with the devil
dope deal with the devil
triple diple D
I love the idea that Guy Fieri is like a professor
Like Guy Fieri's school for the gifted
Guy Fieri's Dijon Dojo
gasp
Dry baby, Dry baby, Dry baby
OHH GOD
you spooked over there?
There's too many ghosts
Edmund there's too many ghosts (breadmund Mcmillen)
oh what the heck edmund
Tyrone Tyrone Tyrone this is absurd
The dream is dead, this is our trainwreck run
uhh, reroll my run
yes we got bumbo, mom's knife, dr. fetus, quad shot, cricket's head, we now become guppy
meow
the dream, the dream is real
if we had a boat only large enough to take an infinite amount of three fruits with us
if it was a boat of infinite size that only had three rooms
Pineapple, Mango, Lime
Limes? What in the hell? What kind of fruit meta are you
What is wrong with limes?
Really? yo man
I think Pineapple could be up there, Mangos, Watermelon
That could work out nicely
what about cherries?
I like cherries, tangerines, pomegranates
Apples is like the daddest fruit of all time
Cantaloupe would fit the bill
Do we still have salt?
What's the fuckin salt for?
On the cantaloupe
You're puttin salt on the cantaloupe?
Yeah
Fuck the speed challenge
full blown adult style intercourse
Sacrifice a key to the key gods on the regular
Keys we kill
Bombs we ???
Hearts we hit
How do i feel about this run?
I don't see any tinted rocks
If we could just buy a tinted rock
no bombs for sale huh?
uhh, can we talk about what the fuck a village bicycle is temporarily?
Cause it makes very little sense to me, let me explain why
"village bicycle" this implies that the entire village has one bicycle that they share
Where are they taking this bicycle? Only one person gets it at a time, does it have to be rented out in advance?
How do they get the people that want to use the village bicycle to the location where the village bicycle is?
Why not just walk to where the destination is?
That would imply that the destination has to be so far away that the use of a bicycle is prudent
but walking itself is just too exhausting in which case
How long is this village bicycle being rented out for?
Would it not be for hours at a time because of these long journeys presumably
not only do they have to travel a long way to get there
but then once they get there they gotta do somethin there at which point the bicycle can obviously not be used
I don't even know what I'm talking about right now
we got double adversary, Double cage, Double gate
tiny planet, soy milk has ruined our run
curse of the maze put us inside of the curse room
aaaaaah oh no
reroll my run woo!
won run. we got deaths touch, guppy, blank card, jera, curved horn, holy mantle
allow me to take a sip of my coffe shit just got real
If had the choice between apple or orange juice, I'll take cranberry
I'd go orange and then cranberry
Don't You know that apple juice is for children? I'm like, What?
What are you? it's the juice of a fruit
right, alsooo
I'm gonna get this dope ass where's waldo book
And i played the shit out of that where's waldo book but people laughed at me
they were like why did this sucker go for the book when he could've gotten the walkman
Now it's 2015 you fuckin assholes
it's worth it's weight in almonds.
bad damage on my part, sub-optimal, that was dumb damage, that was really bad damage
okay let's not completely throw this run
that's terrible damage
My own idiocy
Be advised
just drive safe man, you don't need to text and drive
definitely definitely don't drink and drive
How many times have I gon on like a car saftey rant?
Be advised
If you're one of the .03% of people watching this who drive their bike in a downtown city center
smoking a cigarette and texting at the same time with no hands on the handlebars
umm, don't don't fuckin do that man, this should not be a psa that needs to exist
another one
Be advised
Steve Harwell is gettin the bread thrown at him
You gotta feel real bad for the baker
Baker's like I spent 30 years of my life perfecting my bread recipe
You see the people they're rippin' your bread up and they're throwin it on stage
and you're like what have i done with my life
it's like for the baker that's gotta be a moment of extreme existential crisis
Is my bread only good enough to get thrown at smash mouth?
Don't throw bread
Be advised
If i could have one lasting impact on the world
pre- packaged sandwiches sold in convenient locations should not have mayonnaise
and I love mustard, but they shouldn't have mustard on them either
instead there should be a small packet like inside of the packaging, you can do it
and then you get the sandwich you peel off the top layer
which is not gross because there's no spread there
so you be like "ooh look at that"
so instead you just have your ability to cater your sandwich to your own ways as you see fit
be advised
You know what's cool? eating 5-10 servings of vegetables a day
be advised
that's a society I don't think we put enough value on laziness man
be advised
get to know yourself man, have some introspection
be advised
at any given moment and time you are always a dumber version of yourself
we're gonna get into some weird topics cause like, this is a weird run man
I would like to not be bereft of a 6 piece chicken wing with the honey garlic sauce please
in carcinogenic ricearoni
It's just a parfait of vengeance
That's my favourite order at hungry jacks
Capitalism defined is the march towards chicken mcnugget singularity
Like i'm actually losing my mind right now
Ha haaa
Do I have a blueberry on my leg?
That's the Dayquil talking
we were not gonna shit bricks and eat bubble gum
I don't know what that means, but i'm all out of bricks
Hey Nick I was fuckin a hyena the other day
yeah i just popped my ovipositor right in her egghole
Hyenas i'm pretty sure don't lay eggs
Females definately have some kind of clitoris
30 inch long clitoris
we don't know anything about hyena biology
we signed out of that fuckin libary card
here a takeon industries we specalize in cost prohibitive min-maxing
we cost prohibitively min-max things so you don't have to
using digital synergy and integrated solutions
yeah you look forward to that becoming a sound like
hey Nick i was fucking a hyena yesterday
There's so much shit i say out of context that sounds terrible that I, I just accept it at this point
+BAD ORB "Bombs we bail"
"Now it's 2015 you assholes, it's worth its weight in almonds"
"Incarcinogenic (the correct word is non-carcinogenic but NL can't English) ricearoni"
"In just a parfait of vengeance"
"Yeah I just popped my ovipositor right in her egghole"
Fixed up all of the remaining questionmarks, hope this fixes it up even though I'm a little late
+My favourite marine animal is the Banter-Ray nah, the persons who made that their twitch name can't english
BAD ORB that was great
a parfait of vengeance
I watch this just to hear NL talk about random crap. I can just listen to him talk I don't need to watch him play I already know what happens most time
That Village Bike rant tho... comedy fucking gold
holy fuck the village bicycle part hahahaha
The village Bike...best part
This is without a doubt the most underrated video on youtube.
Amazing work. Please make another one.
Rixor12 oh my lord is that from In Between the Lions? Sooo good, such a throwback
"Is my bread only good enough to get thrown at Smashmouth?"
How is this not a Dracula Fetus vid yet?
At any given moment in time you're always a demo version of yourself.
this is a video I come back to every while, and every single time, every single part amazes me. It's like a song/podcast mix
I was so skeptical at first but by the time it got to the "be advised" segment I was completely sold
This just summarises why I love NL. Also, it feels good when you actually remember the episode be said some of these things in XD
the village bicycle is truly a confusing concept
My god, it's clear that a lot of work went into this, and it is amazing.
Still back for this masterpiece
I just have to say, out of the entire video, what made me lose it is "Small rockleesmile"
I just revisited this masterpiece on my watch later list and won in Isaac with this played on loop. I really enjoyed your work.
I have watched this so often by now and it´s still so good
This is amazing.
+Sabre1ewan Thank you!
I love it! Young NL voice sends me
In this post ad-pocalypse world, it's so weird seeing old youtube videos where people could freely swear.
Gotta enjoy this amazing classic again
this is actually the best thing xD thank you so much for this!
I fucking love this.
+Gameshark Gary Thanks, that means a lot!
i keep coming back to this, its really nice
I love NL so much definitely my fav youtuber
*LIMES?!*
Oh man, thank you so much. Good times.
Well done :'D
This video might be the greatest video of all time.
This is just so good, I am watching it almost every day when I happen to be listening to the music on TH-cam on that day... for a year or so!
I have probably listened to this like 15 times by now! This is great xD
This is condensed happiness.
Dude this is so good, great job!
Edmund there's too many ghosts!
"Is my bread only good enough to get thrown at Smashmouth?" remains one of the greatest lines this man ever uttered.
"You know what's cool? Eating 5 to 10 servings of vegetables a day"
Polyphemus is my favorite item.
Also, I think my favorite parts are the Guppy meow and the fruit nonsense. Love the video and you for spending the time to make it.
This is literally gold. Just stumbled upon this in my recommended videos section and was not disappointed.
The automatic subtitles are pure gold...
This is actally really good, damn.
ey everybody
words to your mother it's ya boy N to the orthernlion, Northernlion
I'm coming at you from largely the West actually if you wanna get technical
I'm ready, lets do it
It's a Skype message, uh thats not a good framerate
half-a-frame per second
Skype message nonsens here
here we go, here we go
I can already see it in the comments
someone was writing a comment "whoa NL, u bein a real fuccboi u frgot 2 drop the left hand"
how is it you can have so many hours in the game and then still make a mistake while you constantly rambling a stream of conciseness at the same time
I've never encountered a human being before in my life
so can you please explain your earthly phenomenon to me
how many pots have you smokin' today
///
Give me a deal with the Devil
dope/deal//with/Devil
tripple dipple D
I love the idea that Guy Fieri is like uh, professor
like Guy Fieri's school for the gifted
Guy Fieri's Dijon Dojo
Dry baby! Dry baby! Dry baby!
Whooo God! You spooked over there?
There is too many ghosts!
DAMNIT IT'S TOO MANY GHOSTS
Breadmund McMillen! Now what the heck happened?! Tyrooone! Tyrone! Tyrone!
This is absurd
The dream is dead
this is our trainwreck run
re-roll my run
yes!
We got Bumbo/Mom's Knife/Doctor Fetus/ Quad Shot/Cricket's Head
we now become Guppy
The dream, the dream is real
if we have a boat, only large enough to take an infinite amount of three fruits with us
if it was a boat of infinite size that only had three rooms
pineapple, mango, lime
LIMES?! WHAT IN THE HELL WHAT KIND OF FRUIT META ARE YOU LIVING IN
whats wrong with limes?
yo man, I think pineapple could be up there, mangos, watermelon
that could work out nicely. I like cherries.
I like cherries. Mandarin. Pomegranates.
Apples are like the dad-est fruit of all time
cantaloupe would fit the bill
do we still have salt?
What the fuck is salt for?
for the cantaloupe
you put the salt on the cantaloupe?
yeah
///
Fuck the speed challenge
folklore dell-style intercourse
sacrifice a key to the key gods on the regular
Keys be kill/bombs we bail/hearts we hit
How do I feel about this run?
I don't see any tinted rocks
if we could just buy a tinted rock
"No bombs for sale, huh?"
Can we talk about what the fuck a village bicycle is temporarily?
Cause it makes very little sense to me
let me explain why
village bicycle
it implies that the village only has one bicycle that they share
where are they taking this bicycle?
only one person gets it at a time, is it rented out in advance?
how do they get the people who want to use the village bicycle
to the location where the village bicycle is?
why not just walk to where the destination is?
that would imply that the destination is so far away that the use of a bicycle is prudent
but walking itself is just too exhausting
in which case, how long is this village bicycle being rented out for?
would it not be for hours at a time because of these long journeys
presumably not only do they have to travel a long way to get there
but then once they get there they gotta to do something there in which point
the bicycle can obviously not be used
I don't even know what I'm talking about right now
///
we got
double Adversary/double Cage/double Gate
Tiny planet/Soy Milk has ruined our run
"curse of the maze put us inside of the curse room!"
re-roll my run
won run
we got death's touch/guppy/blank-card-jera/curved horn/holy mantle/
allow me to take a sip of my coffee, shit just got real
if I could get the choice between apple/orange juice I'll take cranberry
I vote orange then cranberry
don't you know apple juice is for children?
what?
what are you, it's the juice of a fruit
also, I'm gonna get this dope-ass "Wheres Waldo?" book
and I played the shit out of that "Wheres Waldo" book but people laughed at me!
they were like "why did this sucker go for the book when he could have gotten the Walkman"
that was 2015 you fucking assholes
it's eleven swept in almonds
bad damage on my part, that was sub-optimal, that was dumb damage
that was really bad damage, ok lets not completely throw this run
thats terrible damage
my own idiocy
"inndeyd"
BE ADVISED
just drive safe man, you don't need to text and drive
definitely, definitively don't drink and drive
how many times have I gone off on a like car safety rant
BE ADVISED
if you're one of the point zero three percent of people watching this
who drive their bike in a downtown city center smoking a cigarette and texting at the same time
with no hands on the handlebars
don't fucking do that man
this should not be a PSA that needs to exist
ANOTHA ONE/BE ADVISED
Steve Harvell is getting the bread thrown at him
you gotta feel real bad for the baker
bakers like "I spent thirty years of my life perfecting my bread recipe"
you see the people, they're ripping your bread up and they're throwing it on-stage
and you're like "what have I done with my life" it's like
for that baker thats gotta be like a moment of extreme existential crisis
"Is my bread only good enough to get thrown at Smash Mouth?"
don't throw bread
BE ADVISED
if I can have one lasting impact on the world
pre-packaged sandwiches sold in convenient locations
should not have mayonnaise and I love mustard but they shouldn't have mustard on them either
instead, there should be a small packet like inside of the packaging
you can do it
and then you get the sandwich
you peel off the top layer which is not gross
because there is no spread there to be like
"eeew look at that"
so instead you just have your ability to cater your sandwich to your own layers as you see fit
BE ADVISED
you know whats cool?
eating five to ten servings of vegetables a day
BE ADVISED
thats a society I don't think we put to much value on, laziness man
BE ADVISED
get to know yourself, man
have some introspection
BE ADVISED
at any given moment in time you are always a dumber version of yourself
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we're gonna get into some weird topics cause
like this is a weird run
I would like to not be bereft of a
six piece, chicken wings with the honey garlic sauce please
in cars, son with rice-er-rony (?)
and just a parfey of vengeance
thats my favorite order at Hungry Jacks
capitalism defined is the march towards
chicken mcnuggets singularity
like I'm actually losing my mind right now
do I have a blueberry on my leg?
thats the big boy talking
we were not gonna shit bricks and chew bubble gum
I don't know what that means
but I'm all out of bricks
Ey Nick I was fucking a hyena the other day
yeah I just popped my alpha-paws right in her egg-holes
hyenas I'm pretty sure don't lay eggs
females definitely has some kind of clitoris-dick
thirty yards long clitoris
we don't know anything about hyena biology
we signed out of that fucking library card
here at takiany industry
we specialize in cost-prohibiting min/maxing
we cost prohibitively min/max things so that you don't have to
using digital synergy and marketing focused integrated solutions
yeah you can look forward to that becoming a sountbyte
"Hey Nick I was fucking a hyena yesterday"
there is so much shit I say out of context that sounds horrible so I just accept it at this point
+Ola Sarcasm It's:
"Fuck the Speed challenge, full-blown adult-style intercourse"
not alpha paws OVIPOSITOR
Ola Sarcasm also I'm pretty sure it's: "EDMUND THERES TOO MANY GOASTS!"
bliss be with you
Cater your sandwich to your own •whims• as you see fit
•carsonogenic• Riceroni
Hope this helps
I have finally found it. My soul can rest in peace now....
The chosen video... after all these years
LIGHT THE BEACONS, WE FOUND IT
The magic of Lord Egg. Thanks for putting that together for us ^__^
I made the "village Bicycle" section into a ringtone, with the "fuck" beeped out, best ringtone of all time.
It is now 2021 and I found this while going through my favorite videos and wow the nostalgia hearing these words. So good
I really enjoyed how lighthearted this was!
+Mark Benton Thanks, glad you liked it!
"if we could just buy a tinted rock"
The part with the village bicycle was simply great.
this definitely the best fanmade song i've ever heard
i've been listening to this for over a year now and still love it.
if you're ever in the mood to make more stuff like this I'm in the mood to listen to it forever
6 years later and i'm still jamming out.
village bicycle part had me in tears, dear gods
OMFG i love the PSA section right in the middle
I love when he yells at edmund or tyrone
awesome. has a 'The Books' feel to it
this is the greatest thing i've ever experienced.
this is still great :D
Can we talk about what the fuck a village bicycle is temporarily
This is actually great.
This is really really good!
Must have been a ton of work. Respect!
+Thomas G. Thanks a bunch! The sampling probably took more time than actual composition.
I think you should be proud of this song. It's a work of art and I've listened to it 5 times already.
How is this so good
This song contains everything I love about NL, great work!
That fucking breakdown man, so good. This is absolutely amazing, and I've only listened to it a thousand times.
Honestly, that was freaking awesome.
Still listening to this in 2018 xD
this is a collection of why I love nl
This is actually like... amazing.
Can I say how hilarious the auto-captions are? Give me a deal with the devil, dope deal with the devil, triple dimple D. == Give me the old devil Tokyo little people.
NL should really see this, it's super cool
This must have taken so long, it is very well done i love it :D
I absolutely LOVE this, the beat is so amazing!
This was basically just like watching an episode, but with a different soundtrack.
Still the best song ever
I would love to see a Dracula fetus anamation of this
Love love love this song
I'm always coming back to this.
Love this sooo much, especial the beginning :)
This song as appeared on many meme streams ad its so good to listen to
this deserves so much more attention
Still slaps
This is MANY times better than I thought it would be.
Now do one of me. XD
But seriously. This is really good.
this is the best thing i have ever seen
+dominic natoli Wow! Thanks!
This was so great! :D
+Kurapika92 Glad you enjoyed it!
I love this so much! I can't believe I just saw this!
The world's greatest!
I love this so much! Great job!
This is really funny tho, good job dude.
Coming back after NL said N to the Orthernlion in his most recent Isaac