That's why we love the egg man. He'll start on a tangent about made up units of measurement, and by the time you realize it's been going on for a while, it's been 6 days and you're dying of dehydration. Then he coincidentally starts on another tangent about water.
like the features, setup was difficult for some of my devices (August Door lock, th-cam.com/users/postUgkxhB5YOMNj04GuoAosExygP4cH-dKeb4aB Bose speaker)... but all switches and outlets (5), thermostat, tankless water heater. Unfortunately all I can do is turn on/off Bose. It doesn't support volume or changing channels, but I believe that is due to the particular speaker I have.... Worth getting if you already have other devices to use it with... I don't sit around and ask Alexa questions much so that doesn't really matter to me....
Imagine walking past your Echo, asking it a question about limes and getting the response: "LIMES??! What kinda fuckin' fruit meta are you runnin' over there?!"
Oh my lord, this is hilarious. I'm so happy you made this. I can't believe you found so many relevant lines. I lost it at "I've got no idea, I'm NorthernLion". So good.
from what I understand, it's got a separate circuit board that's always on just for listening to "alexa" and when it hears "alexa" it boots up the whole thing to get what you're saying. Because some people will talk fast, the first 3 seconds after "alexa" is said is recorded on the separate circuit board, then fed into the rest of the device after booting is complete
That's honestly pretty clever. It's also pretty trivial to watch what packets come out of the device and see if it's recording every word you say and sending it back to Amazon. Spoilers, it's not. The software to perform this experiment is actually free, too.
the best part of this is the fact that Pearl Jam's "Jeremy" is on anyone's "Dance" or "Romance" playlist when sung by Enelle, I can understand the latter... ;)
This is fuckin brilliant.
12/10 Egg
Best ever
BaerTaffy No force of will can overcome a failing body.
Fantastic work. Thank you for your time.
thanks for the company
RockLeeSmile y
Do we still have salt?
Thats the fart copter kid.
RockLeeSmile please tell me he's seen this.
That long ass measurement rant that just kept going. 10/10
mxchump best part hands down
The Isaac soundtrack in the background makes me laugh so hard
That's why we love the egg man. He'll start on a tangent about made up units of measurement, and by the time you realize it's been going on for a while, it's been 6 days and you're dying of dehydration. Then he coincidentally starts on another tangent about water.
_"I WILL SUNDER YOU LIMB FROM LIMB AND FART IN YOUR BATH WATER I SWEAR TO GOD-"_ actual god
The single greatest video on TH-cam. No more uploads are required.
The only thing it's missing is a tinted rock.
Dajmin the Gamer Scot or is it??
He already missed it
Or a POT PLAY
@@ChargeQM but the spiders though
"No more uploads required" TH-cam has been completed. Website will now shut down.
Sometimes youtube decides it's time again. I never refuse
Facts
Same i just watched this again
Just popped up for me again. June 23, 2020.
@@SadCaligula The r/NLSSCircleJerk thread?
Marfarooni Nope, just my recommendations. I do love that sub though.
Every time you think we've reached peak memeage, something like this comes along.
Erik he wont live this down for years
this is the reason why nl doesn't want his soul to be uploaded in the deepmind before he dies
This is the exact reason NL's soul will be uploaded to the deepmind before he dies
We must find NL's soul and upload it to the deepmind before he dies.
The only bit of criticism I can provide is that it should be called Amazon Eggo.
Patrick * eggcho*
bless you
Genius
double trademark infringement.
egglexa
is this what Ryan refers to when he keeps talking about uploading his brain to the cloud to be immortal ?
i want an assistant that goes off on rants and tangents when asked a simple question.
"Ey everybody!" had me rolling and I didn't stop til the end!! LMAO
That had me dying on the floor
He's actually done it. This is top tier.
This is fucking amazing how am I only seeing this now
Literal tears of laughter from start to finish
Just rewatched this classic again for the first time in years. Hope you doing well Afro.
6 years later this still hits.
Makes you nostalgic for his old voice
like the features, setup was difficult for some of my devices (August Door lock, th-cam.com/users/postUgkxhB5YOMNj04GuoAosExygP4cH-dKeb4aB Bose speaker)... but all switches and outlets (5), thermostat, tankless water heater. Unfortunately all I can do is turn on/off Bose. It doesn't support volume or changing channels, but I believe that is due to the particular speaker I have.... Worth getting if you already have other devices to use it with... I don't sit around and ask Alexa questions much so that doesn't really matter to me....
"I got no idea I'm northernlion" pretty much sums it up
I come back to this often to remind me of what's important in life
I heard "How do you stop your dog from humping your leg?" and immediately I became Michael Scott incarnate "NOO, GOD NO PLEASE NO!"
I need a full version of that Africa song
On k8's channel th-cam.com/video/DEpimfThBBw/w-d-xo.html
Where is the "I've got no idea I'm northernlion" quote from?
@@afro5595 Holy shit thats perfect. god bless you sir.
4:27 A L E X A
But for real this is fucking great
god fucking dammit i knew i missed one
Its cool. That's just NL Maiden name
Just one? :p
Pot spiders gets me EVERY time I watch this video 😂😂😂
What video is it from?
blahthebiste one of his Issac videos, so it’ll be very hard to find.
I love how Toto’s “Africa” is now recommended to me from this video. Who even are these posers when it comes to Eggo?
The Metric vs Imperial bit was fucking good
High quality product
Hunter Alfred Hall right there, right there
Hunter Alfred Hall High T. product
I would unironically buy one of those.
You genius.
You madman.
He's actually done it.
But honestly...
Amazing.
This is 10/10. I love 3:07
3:54 I haven't laughed at something so hard in a while. Amazing work
Wow. Just Wow.
you picked some fantastic clips.
Northern Define annoying
“3 bobs brains without tears” hahaha
Haha man, when he selected "Love Songs" and Jeremy picked back up from where it left off...
God tier comedic editing right there.
when it goes off on the tangent in the kitchen, Oh my lord.
"HEY EVERYBODY"
This is the sentnce well hear before the end of the world
4:20 wow the AmazoNL comes with its own AmazoNek add-on
Best advertisement for an NL Echo I've ever seen
This was an S-tier docket
How the hell have I never seen this before? I’m dying. Best fucking video on the internet.
"not even that big", "Semi large"
I think this is the best like/dislike ratio I have ever seen. Noice
I feel people may dislike the video to spite you
I've seen better ratios.
Probably because it’s the funniest thing on this platform.
Why does this video even have dislikes?
Imagine walking past your Echo, asking it a question about limes and getting the response: "LIMES??! What kinda fuckin' fruit meta are you runnin' over there?!"
Oh my lord, this is hilarious. I'm so happy you made this. I can't believe you found so many relevant lines. I lost it at "I've got no idea, I'm NorthernLion". So good.
i love the subtle dragonslayer doppelgänger refference
Laughed just as hard the second time i found this as i did the first.
This popped up in my reccommendations. The "hey everybody!" at the beginning was enough to make me laugh.
This is the first video I've actually clicked the like button on for years. Fucking gold!
This may be the best thing I've ever seen. The Pog is strong.
Also, the son in the advert...is that fucking Demetri from Cobra Kai?!
"Northernlion what day is it?"
"I got no idea I'm Northernlion."
Why am I laughing so much at this😂
This video is absolutely stellar, however you missed the opportunity of a lifetime “introducing Amazon Egglexa”
i always wondered how this thing hears the wake word if it isnt always listening
thecommenter87 It's because people cant understand the difference between listening and recording so rhey say it does neither
from what I understand, it's got a separate circuit board that's always on just for listening to "alexa" and when it hears "alexa" it boots up the whole thing to get what you're saying. Because some people will talk fast, the first 3 seconds after "alexa" is said is recorded on the separate circuit board, then fed into the rest of the device after booting is complete
That's honestly pretty clever. It's also pretty trivial to watch what packets come out of the device and see if it's recording every word you say and sending it back to Amazon. Spoilers, it's not. The software to perform this experiment is actually free, too.
"What is the fucking salt for?" 😂
This is the single greatest video I have ever seen
I've just got off a 12 hour shift and i'm sat on the train dying with laughter at this. Bravo.
this is heckin gold
the best part of this is the fact that Pearl Jam's "Jeremy" is on anyone's "Dance" or "Romance" playlist
when sung by Enelle, I can understand the latter... ;)
Absolutely spellbinding. Fantastic job.
It's fucking amazing that someone made this.
This is genius. If ever get mad rich I’m gonna pay Ryab to sit in my house and do this all day
This is probably the best video I've watched this year.
Some say this was the day we surpassed God himself
What is God, but our own admission of weakness?
TH-cam seems to be recommending this video to me again and I am not upset at all
3:54 got me good, this Is more than anyone could have asked for
The Circlejerk isn’t worthy of this quality
Wow I think I watced this like 5 times now. It never gets old.
Surprised you dug up all of these clips. Absolute madman.
Definitely one of my favorite videos of all time. This is probably the 10th time I've watched it
Now i want a reaction from NL :'D
Beautiful...just beautiful.
This was so funny, I have tears in my eyes. Thanks OP, you made my day!
This needs to be a Netflix series
This may be the single greatest TH-cam video of 2018.
I need a live performance of NL singing Toto's "Africa", with the entire NL crew as the supporting ensemble.
This is the best echo parody ever, better than even the bitconnnnnnnnnnnnnnnect one.
better than this? th-cam.com/video/W-KEuvd3S-Q/w-d-xo.html
Don't hurt me I'm Ryab
what's a ryab?
common spelling mistake of the name ryan
*-don't yiff me, i'm Ryan.-*
I love it how stretched every joke is.
Too bad there wasn't a sneeze.
"Shit's gonna get real fucking strange"
Yes!
The gift that keeps on giving.
Thanks for the company... But seriously. Damn this is great. 10/10.
HOLY SHIT! The Amazon Eggo is the new hotness!
Honey ham, came through in the clutch, as it always does.
This is fucking amazing. Thank you for your work!
Now if all adds were like this, I'd watch them all!!!
The ab work out was INTENSE for this video
The measurement bit killed me. 11/10 on amazon.
god damn the dog part had me done. im done fucking gold
This is ACTUALLY the best thing I have ever seen.
“Alexa, order salt.”
THIS is amazing my only regret is i didn't see this sooner. thanks for the laughs
This still makes me laugh every time I watch it. Thanks man.
Best part is, who I assume is Kim, laughing in the background of the Africa rendition.
This is just beautiful. Thank you so much for this!
This is so good. I'm relatively new to NL but I love all of this.
This is my favorite video I have ever seen and I genuinely mean that. Thank you.
So good. You deserve to be more highly recognized.
The dad’s voice works so well with the guy saying Northern
ACTUALLY LIKE the best echo remake I've seen
This is so disgustingly amazing
The mind cannot hope to withstand such an assault.
This is seriously the best thing ever. Thank you so much for making my day XD