"Don't buy armour, if you spend money you can't beat the game." It's as if the man who records his TV screen from a coffee table doesn't understand you need to spend money to make money.
When we were kids, my sister and I would record something we found in Lego Batman with an iPad pointed at the giant TV we had. The difference is when Phil was doing it, we were 11 and he was 30
Out of money? Spend an hour doing taxi missions, or do some diversion to let your assets build up some profit to collect. Besides, if he explored the map like I did when I was younger, he would have found locations for picking up free armor and weapons.
1:13:45 That was hilarious!! The harmony of punches and bullets and that salty DSP rage to follow. Ahhh..... so refreshing. Serves him right for ALWAYS blaming the game for his failures.
1) The song in the background of the opening cutscene is by Mr. Mister, not Phil Collins 2) There is no Metallica song called Gravity. That song is "Raining Blood" by Slayer. 3) Toto had eight top-40 hits. Not exactly one-hit-wonders.
Also don't forget. *GRAVITY* by *M E T A L L I C A* Just. no. any remotely competent person would know thats Raining Blood by Slayer even without knowing much at all ABOUT Slayer.
+Matthew Cool You might be on to something, although Nickelback to some extent has a bit of effort and seem like nice people IRL. Whereas DSP by contrast, is some whiner begging for money online.
Spinny Spinnington I know Vice City on ps2 knows when I saved (keep in mind I didn’t set the time or set it to the internet) I haven’t played it in a year and had several power outages and the game got the exact time that I saved on the exact date 🤔
DSP can make any game I love look incredibly hard. He even said San Andreas is unbeatable without cheats and I did it pretty easily when I was like 10 or 11.
I know this comment is old but when I was a kid with little patience I tried to beat it without cheating but after I failed a mission a couple times I would immediately start entering cheat codes and after you use 1 cheat you then say we'll I might as well enter as many as I want and then that's just how that play through is. When I was older I beat it legit and it wasn't that difficult in fact it was easier then when I was a kid using cheats. San Andreas is the most bs out of the ps2 trilogy. And the map is unnecessarily big. Vice city is perfect size I memorized the entire map in vice city and gta 4 but San Andreas is just too much just for the sake of being the biggest open world game at the time.
It's a complete bastardisation of our childhoods i remember headbanging to the scorpions and desteoying a building of enemies in an attack helicopter those were the days.
@@KushKoma99 sounds like the last mission from vice city stories lol i think they had a scorpions song on the game too, one that was also on guitar hero 3 ion remember the name
1:47:41 "Look, I'm holding back and it's going back down!" DSP and that guy on Air France 447 are shocked that airplanes stall when you hold the stick all the way back.
I like to imagine DSP driving in real life. Like, he's going a couple of miles down the road to McDonald's, 12 satnavs stuck on his windshield, all set to McDonald's except for the one he's following which is set to the Hoover Dam. He gets to his first red light, turns the wipers on and off a few times, screams that the brakes aren't working, and slams into the back of the car in front of him. He fails the field sobriety test, because it's something you're able to fail, and gets sentenced to life imprisonment for his irritating fucking laugh. His cellmate is Kojima, who is there for the future crime of never making ZOE3/passing it off to Platinum.
"This steering wheel is a piece of shit ! I can't steer ! I can't accelerate,i can't use the brakes ! I can't do anything ! Everything's delayed ! Fucking stupid ass car company ! What the Hell were they thinking ?! What a bunch of idiots,man ! This car sucks balls !"
0:01 He's hyped. 31:33-31:39 Ran over and lit up from all cylinders. 21:32 The cops start fucking him up. 15:15 Pure ownage. 37:00 Lit up on the boat. 1:13:46 Synchronized Punching. 44:37 The game hates Phill so much that it crashed. 45:03 Slam. 43:07 Here comes the rage. 1:36:07 The Cops give the other guy a speed boost. 41:40 Calm down, Phil. 1:27:04 Is there any health around here... 1:27:08 Nope. xD 1:37:00 Yeah...Just run right into the cops like an idiot and get owned. 2:04:35 Bike in the water. 2:04:37 Don't worry, Phill. You're coming, too. 1:09:45 Slam 1:12:31 Haughty Laugh 1:24:30 That cop doesn't quit.
Yeah and I can't imagine sitting through his videos cause he doesn't edit anything. He had 145 videos in San Andreas alone and then used cheats on the last mission, lmao. No one wants to see someone fail a mission for 45 minutes. No one wants to hear this constant complaining, especially when it is obvious that it was him and not the game. I'm not saying to act like a nun for the entire playthrough cause shit happens in a game that can piss you off. But to scream and yell for minutes at a time constantly is just really annoying and will drive away viewers.
@@Deadsea_1993 How did he manage to get to the last mission then decide he needed cheats? End of the Line isn't even a hard mission I'd say the mission where you have to steal the helicopter from the military base in Las Venturas is probably the hardest mission though if you remember where all the enemies are it's not as bad
I want to jump into the TV and hug poor Tommy and tell him everything's going to be okay, Phil will eventually stop playing this game and forget about it or sell it, best case scenario. Tommy's my precious baby and he doesn't deserve this T~T
Unfortunately,He did one of his so-called "redemption" runs on it,which ironically might be worse than the original one.Poor Tommy just can't catch a break.
If DSP constantly had this level of happiness in his voice, and also always admitted when he was at fault, no one would have a problem with him. He could even still be just as bad as he is, but people would at least respect him.
1:09:48 Steals a car directly in front of cop and then remains at the scene of the crime. Gets arrested. But no, the game is trying to cheat you, Phil. That's what happened. Right.
51:35 If he'd only stayed still, he'd have had a peaceful and easy pass through the most difficult part of the mission. But because he decided to run around impatiently, he made it so much worse for himself.
What? Checkpoints aren’t bad, especially when the missions are longer and more elaborate. It’s much better than having to drive all the way to the nearest save point before and after every mission.
20:54 never seen that text before 21:30 the FBI sirens still give me PTSD 29:07 poor Tommy 29:15 last bullet to the head damn 31:37 35:52 LOL 37:43 😂😂😂😂 38:22 flexing his PS2 controller 40:38 🤣🤣 40:45"...here we go again..." 50:44 even Tommy is confused 1:01:10 HE VANISHED
1:04:13 I haven't laughed that hard in years. Driving a moped, His mission is to deliver pizzas. He DRIVES into the pharmacy to heal himself. Tries to leave, and a fucking COP CAR is blocking the exit, sitting halfway through the doorway. He drives up the car, ends up sideways on the wall. Then crashes into the fucking cop car that's not moving. I cried watching that, thank You for this.
I challenge anyone to prove me wrong that DSP in general hates GTA games. In span of five GTA3 era games he said he hates: bike missions, driving, plane and chopper missions, randomness factor, shooting mechanics etc. And nah, him saying at the end he liked the game doesn't count, he says that every time after talking shit.
He has no idea how to play these games for some reason he sits on mountains of money and doesn't stock on weapons and ammo. He has the worst plan and never changes he just bulldozes through in hopes the game eventually lets him win.
Dsp is terrible at gaming in general. He fails idiot proof missions like the first mission in Gta V and missions that tell you what to buy at stores in Gta V.
I'll never not be amazed at his ability to fail his way into beating games. I mean he doesn't even learn the controls and somehow he beats it without ever getting any better or learning from his mistakes. It's fascinating.
Once again, I'm stunned when it comes to how many basic concepts Phil doesn't understand. At 1:49:45, he repeatedly stalls the plane while saying "I don't understand!"..
I may end up doing more TIHYDP videos. 3 Batman games ( Batman & Robin, Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker and Rise of Sin Tzu) are the ones that I'm considering. Anyone think that I should tackle these playthroughs?
***** I'm currently finishing up the editing with that one. The vid should be up by Sunday at the earliest. Batman & Robin is already uploaded and I still need to watch the Sin Tzu playthrough.
50:25 Ok, I admit, that random death was funny. But mostly because of how the guy just FLEW, and the way peds scream in GTA VC is just... too damn over-the-top!
Wrathofkenny Phil a thing of impossibility, able to overcome the worst night mare of players unexpectedly but couldn't hit the broadside of a barn with a shotgun if his life depended on it
The second funniest thing about the synchronized gang punching at 1:13:47 is how there's just some random dude waiting for the bus seeing the whole thing unfold and just not giving a shit XD
I'm not convinced that Phil ever developed object permanence. Seriously, he'll move the camera off of a literal gang of guys shooting him with rifles and go "WHAT?! I JUST EXPLODED FOR NO REASON, COME AWWHHHNNN, THIS GAMES SO BUGGY"
I played this when I was 15 on Xbox and I had nowhere near as much trouble with this game...it's odd how he makes most missions seem like the hardest missions ever. Also this is one of my fav TIHYDPs.
One big like for your video, friend. Anyone who has the sheer patience needed to sit through this many hours of DSP only to put together a video of it afterwards deserves a fucking medal.
Don't worry. When you see TIHYDP GTA Vice City Stories, you'll see that Phil actually seems to hate pretty much everything from the 80's. I'm with you though; I love the 80's. Music especially. The Fixx, synth-era Rush, Duran Duran, stuff like that.
That ACK ACK ACK laugh of his reminds me of George McFly from Back To The Future as Lorraine looks on in disappointment. th-cam.com/video/DRpFkbfwh7w/w-d-xo.html Also, I LOVE how Phil makes terrible jokes of small parts of the game and yet totally ignores the fart inside the elevator during 'G-Spotlight'
Man, I love 80's pop and funk. Vice City ought to get, at least, a HD remake soon. I'd think it'd sell better than the San Andreas HD remake. I guarantee it.
Higher Power There's no definite way. San Andreas has a following but a vice city hd remake wouldn't sell badly at all. Rockstar could release anything and still have people buying it.
It would sell well but would it sell better than San Andreas ? No. San Andreas has a much larger following and it is the highest selling Ps2 game of all time. San Andreas sold 18 million copies compared to Vice City that sold 10 million copies.
DIS IS FUCKIN' STOOPID!
NUTHIN I CULD DO!
Shado nouz
OH MAH GAWD THE GAME HAS A GAME BUG
Shado nouz Bugged Mechanics.
***** THIS IS BUGGED MAN!
***** AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH-DSP's high pitched laugh
"Don't buy armour, if you spend money you can't beat the game." It's as if the man who records his TV screen from a coffee table doesn't understand you need to spend money to make money.
Reminds me of when I was 13 and I would stack all my books (thankfully, I was a bookworm) and put my computer on top of them to record Mario kart 8
When we were kids, my sister and I would record something we found in Lego Batman with an iPad pointed at the giant TV we had. The difference is when Phil was doing it, we were 11 and he was 30
Can't beat a game they messed up up already
Out of money? Spend an hour doing taxi missions, or do some diversion to let your assets build up some profit to collect.
Besides, if he explored the map like I did when I was younger, he would have found locations for picking up free armor and weapons.
1:13:45
That was hilarious!! The harmony of punches and bullets and that salty DSP rage to follow. Ahhh..... so refreshing.
Serves him right for ALWAYS blaming the game for his failures.
1:37:00
"You've lost Phil!" lmfao, the game has it out for him.
Victor Richardson As soon as I saw that, I started dying in laughter :'D
1:37:03 the subtitle reading "You've lost, Phil" as he dies was the most beautiful thing.
There was no comma.
COME AHHN
Poetic justice.
It was about Phil cassidy
Phil didn’t even know that was his name on the game.
1) The song in the background of the opening cutscene is by Mr. Mister, not Phil Collins
2) There is no Metallica song called Gravity. That song is "Raining Blood" by Slayer.
3) Toto had eight top-40 hits. Not exactly one-hit-wonders.
Correct but to be fair Toto never made anything close to the expectations people had built up after Africa. Shame.
@@YouSoRusso That's fake, Toto is not underrated, so don't talk shit
@@misterhimura036 wha-?
I think he was thinking of the song battery by Metallica
@@misterhimura036 hold the line is way better then Africa that's their most overrated song by far. I like Rosanna a lot too.
Pro stat 100%: Park amidst your massed enemies and exit vehicle with no weapons. Every. Single. Time.
Alpha
Chad move
Toto one hit wonders? This fucking guy. Africa, Roseanna, Hold the Line aren't the same song. That triggered me more than Phil's gameplay.
I know, right? I mean, weren't two other Toto songs in different GTA games? But I guess Phil was too lazy to notice that.
Also don't forget.
*GRAVITY* by *M E T A L L I C A*
Just.
no.
any remotely competent person would know thats Raining Blood by Slayer even without knowing much at all ABOUT Slayer.
Gggmanlives You're one of those fuckers that whine over music... You're the worst.
+Higher Power More like the Nickelback of Let's Plays. The same mediocre-to-below average hit only with a slightly different tune.
+Matthew Cool You might be on to something, although Nickelback to some extent has a bit of effort and seem like nice people IRL.
Whereas DSP by contrast, is some whiner begging for money online.
His pistol not firing at 42:16 had me so fucking dead.
Nothing he could do dood.
bugged pistol mechanics
1:37:05
>"You've lost Phil!"
>Dies
How did the game know? :o
Spinny Spinnington I know Vice City on ps2 knows when I saved (keep in mind I didn’t set the time or set it to the internet) I haven’t played it in a year and had several power outages and the game got the exact time that I saved on the exact date 🤔
The game was talking about Phil cassidy
@@aspirewot8408 that's the joke ted the necro
"This is nothing how planes fly!" But he keeps pulling the stick back and putting the plane in a stall. That is exactly how planes fly if you do that.
I still watch this stuff it cracks me up all these years later lmao
Same lol he still like this today tbh...
Bugged aging mechanics.
watching tonight again lol
Lmao
1:24:30 look at the cop fucking flying towards his car to open the door and bust him. lmfao it's like the game knows it's DSP playing.
48:03 WHAAAAAT? WHO THE FUCK SPOTTED ME? NOT ONE PERSON
*pans camera to 20 people on the street*
WOOOOOOOOOOW
"AW C"MAAAAAAHHHHN" 43:08
Kira Tahj fucking quality
DSP can make any game I love look incredibly hard. He even said San Andreas is unbeatable without cheats and I did it pretty easily when I was like 10 or 11.
I know this comment is old but when I was a kid with little patience I tried to beat it without cheating but after I failed a mission a couple times I would immediately start entering cheat codes and after you use 1 cheat you then say we'll I might as well enter as many as I want and then that's just how that play through is. When I was older I beat it legit and it wasn't that difficult in fact it was easier then when I was a kid using cheats. San Andreas is the most bs out of the ps2 trilogy. And the map is unnecessarily big. Vice city is perfect size I memorized the entire map in vice city and gta 4 but San Andreas is just too much just for the sake of being the biggest open world game at the time.
@@joeywalker2061 San Andreas map isn't that bad
It's a complete bastardisation of our childhoods i remember headbanging to the scorpions and desteoying a building of enemies in an attack helicopter those were the days.
@@KushKoma99 sounds like the last mission from vice city stories lol i think they had a scorpions song on the game too, one that was also on guitar hero 3 ion remember the name
I beat San Andreas on mobile twice without cheats
1:47:41 "Look, I'm holding back and it's going back down!"
DSP and that guy on Air France 447 are shocked that airplanes stall when you hold the stick all the way back.
I like to imagine DSP driving in real life.
Like, he's going a couple of miles down the road to McDonald's, 12 satnavs stuck on his windshield, all set to McDonald's except for the one he's following which is set to the Hoover Dam. He gets to his first red light, turns the wipers on and off a few times, screams that the brakes aren't working, and slams into the back of the car in front of him.
He fails the field sobriety test, because it's something you're able to fail, and gets sentenced to life imprisonment for his irritating fucking laugh.
His cellmate is Kojima, who is there for the future crime of never making ZOE3/passing it off to Platinum.
bugged life mechanics, what can i say.
RF9431 LOL dude I want a ZOE 3 more than anything.
RF9431 You give Philly boy a lotta credit; i'm not 100% sure he'd be able to figure out how to unlock and open the car door.
"This steering wheel is a piece of shit ! I can't steer ! I can't accelerate,i can't use the brakes ! I can't do anything ! Everything's delayed ! Fucking stupid ass car company ! What the Hell were they thinking ?! What a bunch of idiots,man ! This car sucks balls !"
"Gravity by Metallica" Are you serious?! LOL
GIVE ME ADHESION TO THE LAND, GIVE ME GRAVITY TO KEEP ME ON THE GROUND.
Ahahahahahah
He's got more energy than in 2024😂
I miss that phil😅
Old Phil was better
0:01 He's hyped.
31:33-31:39 Ran over and lit up from all cylinders.
21:32 The cops start fucking him up.
15:15 Pure ownage.
37:00 Lit up on the boat.
1:13:46 Synchronized Punching.
44:37 The game hates Phill so much that it crashed.
45:03 Slam.
43:07 Here comes the rage.
1:36:07 The Cops give the other guy a speed boost.
41:40 Calm down, Phil.
1:27:04 Is there any health around here...
1:27:08 Nope. xD
1:37:00 Yeah...Just run right into the cops like an idiot and get owned.
2:04:35 Bike in the water.
2:04:37 Don't worry, Phill. You're coming, too.
1:09:45 Slam
1:12:31 Haughty Laugh
1:24:30 That cop doesn't quit.
I love at 1:37:04 it says "You Lost Phill!!" Sums up what offered after perfectly lmao.
Omfg I'm almost dry heaving laughing at that cop cop doesn't quit
31:36 That is what I call getting caught in crossfire.
🎶🔥CROSSFIRE!🔥🎶
1:36:07 When the A.I. hates you.
omg I cried
😂😂😂😂😂😂
He’s so awful at the game, but it’s also hilarious that the game does seem to be conspiring against him at some points
When the cop came drifting round the corner at 2 I fucking lost it.
I actually lost it at 1:37:05. "You lost, Phil!"
I never figured that the game would taunt him like that. Worth the laughs. XD
lol
Lmao describes his entire life perfectly. But he did nothing wrong.
@@N1xon45 Nuthin he could do dood.
41:44 - 42:23 He couldn't even kill the regular Haitian goons on the street lmao, DSP is garbage. That part had me dying of laughter
that is one of the best moments because he was genuinely angry and still failed. The gun failing to shoot at the end was just too good.
even funnier 'cause the haitian was slumped over while he killed dsp
@@rashoff lmao on his last breath and still killed DSP.
the game was bugging you moron use your eyes
(Gets shot multiple times, dies)
AH KAHM AAAAAAHN! DIED INSTANTLY!
5:25
1. Phil, Metallica never wrote a song called Gravity.
2. The song is actually Raining Blood by Slayer, Phil.
Wonder if the game actually played a MIDI rendition of it.
(+1 respect if you got the reference.)
"I can't tell if this is supposed to be a Slayer solo, or my computer screaming in agony as I'm downloading this."
"I can't tell if this is supposed to be a Slayer solo or this guy is playing so badly, take a listen."
if Thomas Araya heard what phil said, he'd hunt phil down and beat the living shit out of him
Think he tried to say "Battery" but his brain fucked it up
classic phil
I love how you can see how burnt out he gets throughout this lol. His mood really starts to sour
Yeah and I can't imagine sitting through his videos cause he doesn't edit anything. He had 145 videos in San Andreas alone and then used cheats on the last mission, lmao. No one wants to see someone fail a mission for 45 minutes.
No one wants to hear this constant complaining, especially when it is obvious that it was him and not the game. I'm not saying to act like a nun for the entire playthrough cause shit happens in a game that can piss you off. But to scream and yell for minutes at a time constantly is just really annoying and will drive away viewers.
@@Deadsea_1993 How did he manage to get to the last mission then decide he needed cheats? End of the Line isn't even a hard mission I'd say the mission where you have to steal the helicopter from the military base in Las Venturas is probably the hardest mission though if you remember where all the enemies are it's not as bad
46:06 my favorite moment in the playthrough, I love the “stupid gringo” at the end makes it so much better lololol
dying of laughter at 6:38
when he first drove past the ramp i knew he was gonna do that at some point.
Classic DSP 😂😂
@@MinakoMarioFan1992 Yup lol 🤣
I like how his constant use of the pistol in the final mission screwed him over.
I want to jump into the TV and hug poor Tommy and tell him everything's going to be okay, Phil will eventually stop playing this game and forget about it or sell it, best case scenario.
Tommy's my precious baby and he doesn't deserve this T~T
Unfortunately,He did one of his so-called "redemption" runs on it,which ironically might be worse than the original one.Poor Tommy just can't catch a break.
I feel the same way you do.
If DSP constantly had this level of happiness in his voice, and also always admitted when he was at fault, no one would have a problem with him. He could even still be just as bad as he is, but people would at least respect him.
2:13:53 Runs over a cop with a dirtbike.
2 STARRRSSS!! FER WUUUUT!? I DINT DO ANYTHING!!
2:05:28 love how the station said "laughable" man the game must know how much Phil sucks at this game lol.
1:09:48 Steals a car directly in front of cop and then remains at the scene of the crime. Gets arrested.
But no, the game is trying to cheat you, Phil. That's what happened. Right.
"The car just exploded for no reason"
Meanwhile ten different guys are shooting at it
51:35 If he'd only stayed still, he'd have had a peaceful and easy pass through the most difficult part of the mission. But because he decided to run around impatiently, he made it so much worse for himself.
I want to believe people like DSP is why Rockstar implemented a checkpoint system for missions in GTA 5
And skip mission feature 😂😂
He even complained about them for not being good enough in GTA5.
What? Checkpoints aren’t bad, especially when the missions are longer and more elaborate. It’s much better than having to drive all the way to the nearest save point before and after every mission.
58:59 When the game hits you with that double tap.
Does DSP have a sense of object permanence? Like as soon as something isn't 'on camera' it does not and should not exist.
20:54 never seen that text before
21:30 the FBI sirens still give me PTSD
29:07 poor Tommy 29:15 last bullet to the head damn
31:37
35:52 LOL
37:43 😂😂😂😂
38:22 flexing his PS2 controller
40:38 🤣🤣 40:45"...here we go again..."
50:44 even Tommy is confused
1:01:10 HE VANISHED
1:04:13 I haven't laughed that hard in years.
Driving a moped, His mission is to deliver pizzas.
He DRIVES into the pharmacy to heal himself.
Tries to leave, and a fucking COP CAR is blocking the exit, sitting halfway through the doorway.
He drives up the car, ends up sideways on the wall.
Then crashes into the fucking cop car that's not moving.
I cried watching that, thank You for this.
Alright, the audio is up and running! Well guys, you can now enjoy the video to the fullest!
+Knight Ingrid
Ingrid, oh yes...
"Why is this whole gang attack me?" Because you're dressed like a Cuban? Do you pay attention to ANYthing they tell you in the game?
1:17:54 Employee of the month
As hilarious as that was, it was utter bullshit though 😆. For once, I'm on his side.
Dsp judges each mission by its title.
I challenge anyone to prove me wrong that DSP in general hates GTA games. In span of five GTA3 era games he said he hates: bike missions, driving, plane and chopper missions, randomness factor, shooting mechanics etc. And nah, him saying at the end he liked the game doesn't count, he says that every time after talking shit.
XGamingPhunX He still plays them despite being horrible at the games and saying it all sucks.
Facts
He has no idea how to play these games for some reason he sits on mountains of money and doesn't stock on weapons and ammo. He has the worst plan and never changes he just bulldozes through in hopes the game eventually lets him win.
The Nex Reviews he sits on mountains of cash cuz he’s gonna need everything he can get in his bankruptcy xD
Dsp is terrible at gaming in general. He fails idiot proof missions like the first mission in Gta V and missions that tell you what to buy at stores in Gta V.
Such a raging narcissist. Nothing is ever his fault.
1:24:32 ultra cop.
This was my favorite game to play growing up. Also, I beat this game (i.e. All the story missions) when I was practically _half_ Phil's current age.
I'll never not be amazed at his ability to fail his way into beating games. I mean he doesn't even learn the controls and somehow he beats it without ever getting any better or learning from his mistakes. It's fascinating.
Once again, I'm stunned when it comes to how many basic concepts Phil doesn't understand. At 1:49:45, he repeatedly stalls the plane while saying "I don't understand!"..
I may end up doing more TIHYDP videos. 3 Batman games ( Batman & Robin, Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker and Rise of Sin Tzu) are the ones that I'm considering. Anyone think that I should tackle these playthroughs?
YES! That will be awesome. He rage quit on ALL 3 Batman games. Give it a shot.
***** I'm currently finishing up the editing with that one. The vid should be up by Sunday at the earliest. Batman & Robin is already uploaded and I still need to watch the Sin Tzu playthrough.
+Devin Diablo Griffin do you have a favorite grand theft auto game
San Andreas is my favorite, with Vice City Stories at a close second. VCS is really underrated IMO.
mine is grand theft auto 5 ps4 version, and san andreas Devin DIABLO Griffin
He always goes into missions unarmed. Even when he fails 10 times he still doesnt think to bring some guns with ammo the next time.
@1:39:04 Phil brought a shoe to a gunfight..LMAO. How does Phil manage to cycle through all of his other weapons, yet not fire a shot?
27:58 funny how Phil's laughing occurred at the same time that it said "hahahaha" in the subtitles when Lance was laughing 😂
50:25 Ok, I admit, that random death was funny. But mostly because of how the guy just FLEW, and the way peds scream in GTA VC is just... too damn over-the-top!
50:27 Phil double sneezes on beat
I always come to these videos for a bit of laugh, but I always leave depressed.
I love when Phil claps when he points out how dumb the game is being. It cracks me up!
41:40 Phil completely lost it 😂😂
Shoots a wall and dies. This is how you don't pass rampages.
17:01 21:31 24:11 25:37 36:21 37:00 37:15 37:45 38:01 41:20 44:38 55:34 56:05 1:13:41 1:17:54 1:22:04 1:29:29 1:29:40 1:29:30 1:29:41 1:37:05 1:38:33 1:37:56 1:46:47 1:54:40 1:58:00 2:03:08 2:09:49 2:17:13 2:19:07 2:21:29
43:00 IMO, this was easily the best part. His rage here was unreal.
44:38 Oh yeah, dat console lock-up, tho! XD
Dat controller slam too. 😂😂😂
1:24:04 Music by Blondie, whiny lyrics by DSP.
I refuse to believe that Phil had the attention span necessary to get a drivers license.
1:21:05
I love how the car rolling over turned Phil Irish for a second lol.
Phil's application for the running of the bulls 1:39:50.
1:24:29 Anyone else notice that Phil got the ultracop glitch and somehow managed to not get busted?
Wrathofkenny Phil a thing of impossibility, able to overcome the worst night mare of players unexpectedly but couldn't hit the broadside of a barn with a shotgun if his life depended on it
Good thing Goku had put in his years for the vcpd
46:13 Phil turns into Micky Mouse lmao
The second funniest thing about the synchronized gang punching at 1:13:47 is how there's just some random dude waiting for the bus seeing the whole thing unfold and just not giving a shit XD
Sure do like how from the very start, I'm chuckling.
"I may have to watch my playthrough back", like he's depressed he'll have to watch his own shit.
I hate Phil as much as anybody, but I gotta admit, his Michael Jackson impression did make me laugh.
His Frenchmen impression got me to laugh
I'm not convinced that Phil ever developed object permanence. Seriously, he'll move the camera off of a literal gang of guys shooting him with rifles and go "WHAT?! I JUST EXPLODED FOR NO REASON, COME AWWHHHNNN, THIS GAMES SO BUGGY"
29:12 when you make a comment everyone disagrees with on the internet
1:36:01 LMFAO
1:17:56 Phil actually getting fucked by the game instead of just being incompetent. So rare.
I love how there's a random guy just taking bullets and not caring.
Why does Phil laugh at his own jokes?
he used to do stand up comedy
well he needs better material because he is not funny.
it's a mental condition
lol
I mean, someone's gotta laught at them, right?? lol...
2:00:28 "barely tapped it"? You hit it DEAD CENTER
Y’all gotta admit DSP playing games makes you laugh more than other Let’s Players haha even if you’re laughing at him instead of with him
I think this legitimately one of Phil's funniest playthroughs.
48:00 standing in the middle of the street "WHAAAT? WHO THE FUCK SPOTTED ME" lmfao
I played this when I was 15 on Xbox and I had nowhere near as much trouble with this game...it's odd how he makes most missions seem like the hardest missions ever. Also this is one of my fav TIHYDPs.
More than two hours of Phil slandering one of the best GTA games ever made.
Well thats a good thing 😂
One big like for your video, friend. Anyone who has the sheer patience needed to sit through this many hours of DSP only to put together a video of it afterwards deserves a fucking medal.
1:25:58 - "Why is the lockup door BLAHKED????"
41:45 I like how he took his anger out on NPCs that had nun to do with him losing
I have an irrational love for all things 80's cheese. This this however has made me think things over.
Don't worry. When you see TIHYDP GTA Vice City Stories, you'll see that Phil actually seems to hate pretty much everything from the 80's. I'm with you though; I love the 80's. Music especially. The Fixx, synth-era Rush, Duran Duran, stuff like that.
To this day, Subdivisions continues to make me do the air keyboard everytime I hear it on the road. lol.
43:09 lmao my comment made it! Aww I remember that!
Thanks for adding to the hilarity 😆. The comments make these.
1:29:15 The funniest part ever
In fairness, this game kinda kicked my ass.
Fairness over; I'm not a dick about it!
45:22 Did… did this man never have a scratched PS2 disc in his life?
Seems Phil forgot how to properly Vice City.
"Forgot" more like never did in the first place!
Lol
You did the Lord's work by making this, Mr. Griffin.
God would certainly approve
CONSTANTLY stalling the plane, complaining it's the game's fault lol
The fire in Phil's eyes keeps me alive
That ACK ACK ACK laugh of his reminds me of George McFly from Back To The Future as Lorraine looks on in disappointment.
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Also, I LOVE how Phil makes terrible jokes of small parts of the game and yet totally ignores the fart inside the elevator during 'G-Spotlight'
Rage, sexual references/jokes and belching. The holy trinity of DSP
I can sing better than Phil.
And, right now, I'm too sick to be alive.
lmao that chart XD
"BURPS = an astounding 62 total"
2:00:25 : I BARELY TAPPED IT (Rams straight into palm tree)
Man, I love 80's pop and funk.
Vice City ought to get, at least, a HD remake soon.
I'd think it'd sell better than the San Andreas HD remake.
I guarantee it.
Higher Power There's no definite way. San Andreas has a following but a vice city hd remake wouldn't sell badly at all. Rockstar could release anything and still have people buying it.
It would sell well but would it sell better than San Andreas ? No. San Andreas has a much larger following and it is the highest selling Ps2 game of all time. San Andreas sold 18 million copies compared to Vice City that sold 10 million copies.
6 years later and you get your dream my friend
@@MaytayMaya and the dream became a nightmare