There’s no doubt in mind that he’s a Florida Man. Between going out in a hurricane, just leaving his life and biking the country, buying a spear and exiting society for days, and nearly dying at every point of his life, there’s no way he isn’t a Florida Man
I used to eat napkins... Accidentally, like if they were wrapped around a hot dog bun... I'm just saying, sometimes, the most hinged people do weird shit.
Wait wait wait... had a PC with DOOM when he was in single digit years old... shit am I even older than gramps? Come on man, you were supposed to be the one vtuber that didn't make me feel ancient lol.
If we were to follow his lore-accurate age, Vesper wouldn't have been a twinkle in his father's eye when Doom came out... or at the very latest baking in the oven. Unless if at every season of "28" he regresses back to a baby...
@@Kay_Sea251 thats funny, because my mom practically feeded me and my baby sis while playing Doom (i'm 29 now). Now everytime she is like "why are you like this" i use that fact as a trap card
The younglings won't believe the stuff their parents did when they were growing up. Flamethrower super soakers and deadly stabbing implements were pretty regular crafts for the unsupervised minor to make in the 90's.
When my uncle was a teenager in the 90's he made an actual cannon. Like he welded a big metal tube onto some wheels and used it to launch beer cans into the woods. It's still back near the woods to this day.
This was amazing. He’s a great story teller and is a real inspiration. I’ve been so afraid of getting older and I’m 27. He shows that it doesn’t matter how old you get, you can still achieve dreams.
Rewatching highlights of his insane story makes me think that perhaps... I like listening to Vesper because his crazy stories reminds me of my Dad's story where I'm just like "WTF were u doing and I am glad you survive"
5:14 I'm starting to get flashbacks of a story from a certain knight who runs a crystal digging operations in his school and he would pay the other kids with chocolate milk to do the digging.
When I was young I was the eldest boy in my street, the younger boys would usually follow what I do. We also made weapons out of anything we could find... Me, I nailed woods that I could find to shape it into a sword. 😅
Sometimes I look back on my childhood and my daily life and it scares me just how similar it is to that of a Florida resident seeing as I don't live in Florida.
4000 miles?? as in over 6000km? I checked google maps and that's like almost from Miami to LA and back (tbf that's be like 5k but he said over 4k anyway). How long was he gone for jfc?!?! bruh...
4:51 The candle would not have worked. Easiest method is gutting a lighter or lamp. Also, super soakers that don't have a "spray" function don't work, but you can fix that by messing with the nosle internals.. Though frankly, a good old compressed can of any flammable substance and a lighter make a much quicker and more interesting flame... though there is that risk of losing a hand. P.S. Also, you're just a normal guy from where I grew up. Like.. you'd fit right in. Don't know why everyone keeps calling you a Florida man.
I feel like this guy is the only one that could tell me stories for hours without getting bored and that’s coming from someone with a short attention span.
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There’s no doubt in mind that he’s a Florida Man. Between going out in a hurricane, just leaving his life and biking the country, buying a spear and exiting society for days, and nearly dying at every point of his life, there’s no way he isn’t a Florida Man
He isn't just "A" Florida man, he is THE Florida man, the Progenitor of all Florida men, the real SCP-0
The stab stories, too.
Considering the accent and the nonchalance about hurricanes, he is probably actually from Florida.
As a person who lives in Florida I agree
Vesper: “I’m the most hinge!”
Also vesper: “i ate styrofoam”
“Im like the most hinged!”
-went to a bar in the middle of a hurricane-
"twice"
I used to eat napkins... Accidentally, like if they were wrapped around a hot dog bun... I'm just saying, sometimes, the most hinged people do weird shit.
@@r.f.switch5847 bold to call yourself sane
My dream is to be the nurse who takes care of Vesper in his retirement home and hear his zatsudans tales
sounds very based
or a nightmare if he start making or buying crazy shit and you wouldn't stop him in time XD
the friends that will yell at you while being on the verge of punching you for doing something incredibly stupid, those are your best friends
I mean, it's the eye of the storm, not during the wind and rain, so...
As you can tell, yes, I've experienced many hurricane landfall.
Florida man here. Hurricanes are fun, and the eyes are wonderful times for shenanigans.
I felt we got to experience "you never know the true value of something until it's gone." With Vesper, I'm so happy to have this funny old man back
oof, this comment hurts a bit given the news that came out today-
Vesper is certainly a man with a lot of life experience.
WHAT IS A MAN BUT A MISERABLE PILE OF EXPERIENCES
7:59
I mean at least his roommates cared about him and this is my favorite story 😂
I feel like I could get lost in a hurricane and most of the roommates I've had wouldn't even notice.
Even as a 7 year old he had a fascination to Spears by tieing a knife at the end of wood
Wait wait wait... had a PC with DOOM when he was in single digit years old... shit am I even older than gramps? Come on man, you were supposed to be the one vtuber that didn't make me feel ancient lol.
If we were to follow his lore-accurate age, Vesper wouldn't have been a twinkle in his father's eye when Doom came out... or at the very latest baking in the oven.
Unless if at every season of "28" he regresses back to a baby...
@@Kay_Sea251 thats funny, because my mom practically feeded me and my baby sis while playing Doom (i'm 29 now). Now everytime she is like "why are you like this" i use that fact as a trap card
@@WhiteWingedDarknessX that's not him! *wink*
...and im STILL older than him if that's the case
@@Kay_Sea251 try Nina kosaka from NijiSanji. I’m convinced she’s mid to late 40s and her game choices back up that theory.
The younglings won't believe the stuff their parents did when they were growing up. Flamethrower super soakers and deadly stabbing implements were pretty regular crafts for the unsupervised minor to make in the 90's.
We used to hang out at the dump and throw aerosol cans in the fire, it was great fun
When my uncle was a teenager in the 90's he made an actual cannon. Like he welded a big metal tube onto some wheels and used it to launch beer cans into the woods.
It's still back near the woods to this day.
damn Vesper on a Forrest Gump marathon with his bike is quite an adventure
He just un-ironically said "pump the sucker, and squirt" and didn't even miss a beat...
BTW: "That's what she said"... 😉
Vesper is described as a grandpa... according to google (a shaky source I know) he is only 3 years older than me...
Pain Peko.
Gramps' stories are always so fun to listen to ^^
This was amazing. He’s a great story teller and is a real inspiration. I’ve been so afraid of getting older and I’m 27. He shows that it doesn’t matter how old you get, you can still achieve dreams.
As someone older than Vesper, so much of this is so familiar.
You forgot about the gasoline station store story
It's okay I'll be collecting stories and compile them
One of the greatest things about having boomer vtubers will always be the sheer amount of precious storytime. Thank you gramps.
He says "like" a lot. That's how you know he's a 90s kid. Speaking from like experience.
3:46 so it seems that Vesper has been wanting a whole ass spear his whole life.
Great compilation! Gramps stories are like hearing a friend go off on a personal tangent unprompted
Rewatching highlights of his insane story makes me think that perhaps... I like listening to Vesper because his crazy stories reminds me of my Dad's story where I'm just like "WTF were u doing and I am glad you survive"
I love Vespapa’s stories sm
5:14 I'm starting to get flashbacks of a story from a certain knight who runs a crystal digging operations in his school and he would pay the other kids with chocolate milk to do the digging.
Vesper is truly a grandpa with a lot of life stories. He's like the grandpa I've never had xD
Vesper is the best kind of cryptid
That cyclone story was so incredibly based.
I also like the story of how he completed xcom in one sitting while skipping sleep and school
You know that granny in Majora's Mask that tells stories that make you fall asleep? This feels like that, except it's actually engaging
So you’re telling me he technically ran doom in his mind
When I was young I was the eldest boy in my street, the younger boys would usually follow what I do. We also made weapons out of anything we could find... Me, I nailed woods that I could find to shape it into a sword. 😅
Bro, you sound like Peter Pan and the other kids were the Lost Boys or something XD
Still the most hinged Holopro
There's another timeline where Vesper causes the death of all of us.
O
SWIMMING: One of the basic , practical skills a person should have..
I would be really excited to hear Ame and Vesper trading life stories.
I love this. This is a gold class collection of his stories. Thank you.
Vesper the Florida Man confirmed.
I mean it looks like he's living quite a life
Now I'm curious how well that makeshift flamethrower would work.
Time to dig out the Supersoakers.
This sounds like a legit backstory of the Son of Alucard
so many fun stories to listen to
he's so based. glad he's a part of Stars.
Story compilations is amazing
Sometimes I look back on my childhood and my daily life and it scares me just how similar it is to that of a Florida resident seeing as I don't live in Florida.
4000 miles?? as in over 6000km? I checked google maps and that's like almost from Miami to LA and back (tbf that's be like 5k but he said over 4k anyway).
How long was he gone for jfc?!?! bruh...
Ves was a very creative when he was a kid
4:51 The candle would not have worked. Easiest method is gutting a lighter or lamp. Also, super soakers that don't have a "spray" function don't work, but you can fix that by messing with the nosle internals..
Though frankly, a good old compressed can of any flammable substance and a lighter make a much quicker and more interesting flame... though there is that risk of losing a hand.
P.S. Also, you're just a normal guy from where I grew up. Like.. you'd fit right in. Don't know why everyone keeps calling you a Florida man.
I feel like this guy is the only one that could tell me stories for hours without getting bored and that’s coming from someone with a short attention span.
I wanna say Kusojiji but that's apparently have more negative meaning than Kusogaki so...
*KusoGG*
See? Before the youtube we did things to entertain ourselves not for views.
And we would say, "Man, if I had a VHS camera, I could send this to America's Funniest Videos!"
@@Kay_Sea251 no youd say send in a tape
@@shattaredentertainment4782 true, but don't send the Betamax tape...
@@Kay_Sea251 beta was long dead before afv existed. Hell I've only seen 1 beta collection in my life. Very rare.
👍👍!
is vesper in his late 40s?
I don't know if he is or not but I remember he said that he was 28
In his own words: "28 season 12, make of that what you will"
Based on his stories, like playing KOTOR when it first came out, I would say mid to late 30s.
@@Limbo08 okay, so 28 + 12, 40. Oddly, he sounds like mid or late 30s, but the way he's playing up boomer persona I'm not sure.
Mid 30s