This is one that doesn’t , I mean he did better at world of subways London Underground that took him at least 20 minutes to break this version took dan 20 seconds
I love how in less than two(2) minutes, Dan has already kinda broken then game. And laughs about it I don't think there's anything more on brand Daniel Hardcastle than that
I find it funny that I actually know how to drive an underground train from a video of dan driving one in a game like 4 years ago or something, and I’m just watching him struggle and it’s funny
i like how this instantly starts in the same way as Dan's video playing London underground simulator ended, with him being stuck on random tube trains that are not his own. In so many years nothing has changed
If you actually like trains and play something other than the tutorials, the game is actually quite fun. It has problems but the tutorials are totally optional. All you need to do is quit them and go back to the menu, then click explore, then you can drive anything you want anywhere at any time.
@@LinusTrainTips Auto Journeys can now be turned off in settings. What you are describing is route introduction, which is unavoidable, sadly. I have a rather unreliable theory what that is the case.
5:28 Nerdcubed has officially said this more than once, it's a phrase that got originated in 2015, and peaked in 2018. It's endearing how behind the times he is.
announcer ten seconds after the game starts: "were sorry to announce a delay as the train driver seems to have attempted to kill himself and is now in another station, we apologize for any inconvenience this has caused"
In order to make the 1972 stock move, it's not as simple as that, you have to insert the control key which is on the left side of the driver's seat when you are sitting down, below the seat, insert that key into the slot, then move it down.
I totally agree, it is actually a great game, he just spent the whole time messing up the tutorials because he didn't actually follow the sequence of instructions. The game gives you so much more freedom when the tutorials are over and they only take 2 min if you do them properly
Dan, please make another video with this game. Did you know you can drive an American heavy freight train on the bakerloo line in this game, or go 200mph in the ICE 3 on American freight lines, i thought you would enjoy this
Only Dan could get hit by a train, cock it up and get stuck IN the train, end up at the wrong station, attempt to be assassinated, and end up in another train.
old train sims: 3d movement around a full world. No tutorial needed or given. Full open world and you chose where to go and how to get their Modern train sims: ok so now you need to move the mouse like this in order to look. We will remind you of this every time you start a new mission, oh and we have missions now and no open world.
Well tsw and tsw 2 are the most open wod you can get in a train simulator. You can walk around get on trains and that is about it. Plus you can make your own scenarios and put an American train in the tube
To be fair, the last thing you want to do to the vehicle simulation demographic is treat them like absolute fucking cretins. Fuck this triple tutorial.
I can only imagine how surprised people would look if they saw a tube train pull into the station with Dan at the controls. It's more likely that he'll be stuck in the front of the train.
Dan: "I just want to drive one train without breaking anything, is that so much to fucking ask..." Meanwhile, the game: "I just want you to drive this one train without breaking anything. IS THAT SO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK!?"
I know it has been back for ages... but everytime I here "hello procrastinators!" And this isn't an old Nerd cubed video I get a little rush ofnot quite nostalgic joy.
I really want a KSP-type railroading sim game where you design your own locomotives part by part, working your way up to modern day (or possibly even into the future) from rudimentary steam engines. There will be explosions.
@@unbearablysuperstitious9415 Nerdcubed's LCPDFR is one of my favourite videos from him (along with his Driver San Francisco, Watch Dogs and Train Simulator 2014/5/7)
I've been watching dan for 6-7 years now and hes such a huge part of my childhood but also the videos hes been making are some of the highest quality hes ever made in my opinion and he seems so happy/comfortable making videos.
Was anyone else just in complete and utter shambles when Daniel got himself stuck in the train in less then 2 minutes? Like I'm just trying to imagine looking into the drivers carraige and seeing a man half submerged through the wall.
I miss the day's Dan would play through a train game and make me laugh like shit for the whole 2 hours of gameplay, now it's just a one-off joke here and there...i still love you Dan
London Underground? I guess we won’t be getting a looking-around-by-default character model, a person waiting in front of the yellow line, people falling through the ceiling, or Dan falling down through the world and getting trapped in another train? 2 minutes in edit: oh... we got one of those things, at least.
😍 it was a train sim vid many many years ago that got me I to watching nerd³, that got me into watching gaming videos and got me into going. I owe a lot to that video, I've not clicked onto a vid so quickly in a long time this is amazing and with that intro too. Love your vids
There are 2 genres of game in the world:
1) Those that expect players like Dan
2) Those that don't
This is one that doesn’t , I mean he did better at world of subways London Underground that took him at least 20 minutes to break this version took dan 20 seconds
As much as I like TSW2, this game does sometimes not even expect normal players. But credit where credit is due, they're working on fixes
Monder you say sometimes it doesn’t expect normal players , what do you mean by sometimes ?
Even for a normal player it's easy to break the game
>trains
>"hello procrastinators"
My childhood is back
Ikr? London Underground Simulator back in 2013 was the first time I watched a NerdCubed video. In love ever since
@@yannatoko9898 I was born in 1998 mate
@@yannatoko9898 Suppose my teenage years would make more sense, rather than childhood.
But eh I'll call them the same thing
MY childhood is back
I love how in less than two(2) minutes, Dan has already kinda broken then game. And laughs about it
I don't think there's anything more on brand Daniel Hardcastle than that
Usually that CallMeKevin job
Um You should watch my 13 Minute train video because it have very funny sound effect
Also it sounds different
God, I’ve been watching you for years and that intro never gets old
HELLOOOO PROCRASTINATORS!
Kyle Li It’s the best
Today's video is brought to you by Patreon. Patreon, Patreon!
YES
I've watched for so long, and heard it too many times, I notice when it's not there, but didn't even notice that he'd done it this time
I'm just waiting for Dan to make an OnlyFans and just have pictures of his lego builds
He tried to! They apparently ask for a creepily large amount of information though, so he decided it wasn’t really worth it for a joke.
@@mwmmatt1 Awww
y e s
@@mwmmatt1 Damn, I was waiting to see a Lego dick.
OnlyDan's
Right so I know Dan brought back the old intro a while ago now but GOD DAMN did I get nostalgia chill from the intro!!!!
Honestly same i think it was the almost unchanged train sim graphics hahah
Enter the domain of the Nerd Cubed...
@@Aaron-xq6hv Videos dropping from above like bird poo?
It's become law that someone has to mention it in every video.
I find it funny that I actually know how to drive an underground train from a video of dan driving one in a game like 4 years ago or something, and I’m just watching him struggle and it’s funny
Splatooey such a great video, I'm glad we've gone back to that era!
believe it or not, that was 7 years ago
sean you have got to be kidding me
That was my first NerdCubed video :D
Such a great video, I've rewatched it many times over the years xD
Dan: breaks the game
Dan: “why is this game so broken?”
Unoriginal Name What if I told you that you shouldn’t be able to break a game
It was already broken from the beginning.
@@Woolypopopeepee Name one game you can't break lol
@@TheTruCloud FTL: Faster Than Light
Flashbacks to when nerd was stuck on another train in london underground simulator
That and the reinstatement of 'Hello procrastinators' is inducing a lot of nostalgia.
exactly what I first thought of!
i like how this instantly starts in the same way as Dan's video playing London underground simulator ended, with him being stuck on random tube trains that are not his own. In so many years nothing has changed
If you actually like trains and play something other than the tutorials, the game is actually quite fun. It has problems but the tutorials are totally optional. All you need to do is quit them and go back to the menu, then click explore, then you can drive anything you want anywhere at any time.
It was more fun this way
you have to complete the tutorials though. otherwise they will start playing every time you start a route. really annoying
@@LinusTrainTips Auto Journeys can now be turned off in settings. What you are describing is route introduction, which is unavoidable, sadly. I have a rather unreliable theory what that is the case.
I love how easy you can break these games Clipping trough the starting area and exploring the world is my jam.
Antonie van der Meer n o
Man gets hit by train, twice, in the span of about 10 minutes
Cole Lepper literally not even 5
Should we be worried, I mean, more than normal? 😛
If a kid hits someone with a toy train twice then it still counts.
5:28 Nerdcubed has officially said this more than once, it's a phrase that got originated in 2015, and peaked in 2018. It's endearing how behind the times he is.
He's over 30, so clearly he's ancient
Never thought I'd hear Dan say "YASSS QUEEN!" but here we are.
After watching Daniel for 6 years I still can't get over how unbearable his impatience can be.
Same, but I just keep crawling back...
Oh yeah 3 seconds he's over it, he used to have the patience of a God just watch his theme park videos
@@Ryan_Rail He doesn't need patience for those, though. That's the bit he likes, not the bit he has to deal with to get to the fun.
announcer ten seconds after the game starts: "were sorry to announce a delay as the train driver seems to have attempted to kill himself and is now in another station, we apologize for any inconvenience this has caused"
I love that he immediately replicates what happened towards the end of the London Underground Simulator video.
0:50
"I'm reversing it you're reversing it back, we're *confusing* the polarity!"
In order to make the 1972 stock move, it's not as simple as that, you have to insert the control key which is on the left side of the driver's seat when you are sitting down, below the seat, insert that key into the slot, then move it down.
Dan: *breaks the game by jumping onto and under random trains*
Also Dan: WHY ARE YOU BROKEN??
I kind of wish he actually made it to driving instead of just messing up the tutorial.
Yeah, that's what i liked about the Train Sim videos, him attempting to actually drive a train and stuff
Ngl it was a bit of a pain watching him just run off and igrone everything cuz them he probably could have progressed a bit more but it was still fun.
I totally agree, it is actually a great game, he just spent the whole time messing up the tutorials because he didn't actually follow the sequence of instructions. The game gives you so much more freedom when the tutorials are over and they only take 2 min if you do them properly
Dan, please make another video with this game. Did you know you can drive an American heavy freight train on the bakerloo line in this game, or go 200mph in the ICE 3 on American freight lines, i thought you would enjoy this
ME UNGA DAN BUNGA
Only Dan could get hit by a train, cock it up and get stuck IN the train, end up at the wrong station, attempt to be assassinated, and end up in another train.
"We would like to apologise for the delay, the conductor appears to have impaled the wrong train and is currently being dragged halfway across london"
old train sims: 3d movement around a full world. No tutorial needed or given. Full open world and you chose where to go and how to get their
Modern train sims: ok so now you need to move the mouse like this in order to look. We will remind you of this every time you start a new mission, oh and we have missions now and no open world.
This can be applies to most every old game to modern games. Sad really.
Well tsw and tsw 2 are the most open wod you can get in a train simulator. You can walk around get on trains and that is about it. Plus you can make your own scenarios and put an American train in the tube
@@benedekhalda-kiss9737 imagine a garbage truck sim style train sim where you can just get out and walk off to the sunset
Haven't watched this channel since a very old Arma 2 video from in 2011, but this is still the old Nerd Cubed I remember.
Locks himself in a German train and then proceeds to ask if it’s gonna start filling with gas... yikes moment.
Dan: "How do I drive this train?"
Also Dan: "Fuck this tutorial"
To be fair, the last thing you want to do to the vehicle simulation demographic is treat them like absolute fucking cretins. Fuck this triple tutorial.
1:19 so this is how Thomas the tank engine was created
I can only imagine how surprised people would look if they saw a tube train pull into the station with Dan at the controls. It's more likely that he'll be stuck in the front of the train.
Four years watching this man and he still doesn’t know how to drive a train. I love it.
the videos where dan loses the will to live are always the most entertaining
2 minutes in and this has already picked up where we left off from London Underground Simulator. Dan not on his train with no way back.
I literally just came back after years to see if you still dumped the intro, and I smiled throughout the entire vid
"Hello Procrastinators!"
A train sim?
My first memories of your channel were these things...
4:02 every time I get on the bakerloo line
Dan: "I just want to drive one train without breaking anything, is that so much to fucking ask..."
Meanwhile, the game: "I just want you to drive this one train without breaking anything. IS THAT SO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK!?"
nothing could have prepared me for dan yelling 'Yas Queen' with such enthusiasm
Less than two minutes in and he yeets himself in front of a train. Never change Daniel, we love you
10:33 It's one of those fancy new bendy trains.
This man flew a Plane into the Sea And Survived
Now he gets lost On the Underground
This is the Funniest man on the Face of the Earth
He did a what where?!
Twilight Sparkle on Twitch
_Patreon: _*_The_*_ man is richest who's pleasures are cheapest. But I like Legos so...yeah..._
We have teleported to 2012 I think. now we will all relive all of Dans old videos. Welcome to the golden Years part 2 :)
This is PRECISELY what I needed! Best birthday gift ever.
I know it has been back for ages... but everytime I here "hello procrastinators!" And this isn't an old Nerd cubed video I get a little rush ofnot quite nostalgic joy.
I don't know when he did it but the return of the original intro has made me love watching him again
Just know you can design your own train and save it so it shows up in-game during time table routes
Bringing back the hello procrastinators intro is the best part of 2020 so far
I hope next is a driving sim of some kind so the trains, planes and automobiles can be completed for this year
They should release all lines, even the battery locos for engineering trains, and the weed killing trains
I really want a KSP-type railroading sim game where you design your own locomotives part by part, working your way up to modern day (or possibly even into the future) from rudimentary steam engines. There will be explosions.
this gave me old school 2013 dan vibes. i loved every second of it
It’s mental how long I’ve been watching dan at this point. First one feels like 15 years ago
4:02 "that's a crime, you know."
4:05 "that's a bigger crime."
Outstanding reference 10/10 work
@@unbearablysuperstitious9415 Nerdcubed's LCPDFR is one of my favourite videos from him (along with his Driver San Francisco, Watch Dogs and Train Simulator 2014/5/7)
@@CptnWolfe you sir, have EXCELLENT taste.
imagine you're just riding a train and the driver just slowly rises from the floor and runs to the front of the train and starts driving it
Man I love how Schnellfahrstrecke just means "fast drive route"... Or better the "go fast bit". Not even lying...
I've been watching dan for 6-7 years now and hes such a huge part of my childhood but also the videos hes been making are some of the highest quality hes ever made in my opinion and he seems so happy/comfortable making videos.
I am soooo glad that Dan is back to this format :)
Anyone else hear the man on the intercom at the beginning say "Time began between the train and the platform"?
I definitely had "The Taking of Pelham 123" vibes when I saw Dan was going to play this.
"hello procrastinators" that brings back nostalgia
Dan: *jumps in front of train*
Game: *breaks*
Dan: can I not just drive a train without breaking the game!!!
Also dan: jumps in front of another train
The Nerd3 Train Sim tradition... beautiful
4:59 You are currently on the Bakerloo line…
FöRę\/£R
Jordan Peel: As you are currently in the Twilight Zone.
That long German word translates to "Fast Train Line." Thanks Germany
Was anyone else just in complete and utter shambles when Daniel got himself stuck in the train in less then 2 minutes? Like I'm just trying to imagine looking into the drivers carraige and seeing a man half submerged through the wall.
So happy for Dan to finally be reunited with a train simulator! It’s been far too long Mr NerdCubed!
Nerd: *does old intro*
Me: "Oh yeah, it's all coming together"
Love all of your videos I've been a fan since you made your first TH-cam video. And I love your twitch live streams.
I miss the day's Dan would play through a train game and make me laugh like shit for the whole 2 hours of gameplay, now it's just a one-off joke here and there...i still love you Dan
Dan, how did you know I've been binging all of your old simulator videos?!
I’ve been gone for 5-4 years but I’m back and my god has nothing changed, fantastic I expected nothing less! :P
Nerdcubed and simulators go so well together 😂
Two of my favourite things. Nerd3 and Trains!
I just watched all the Train Simulator videos yesterday and was like "man I miss these yearly episodes"
Hello Procrastinators
I remember your old trains sim videos this never gets old
Not even 2 minutes into the video and Dan has already found a way to break the game !
London Underground? I guess we won’t be getting a looking-around-by-default character model, a person waiting in front of the yellow line, people falling through the ceiling, or Dan falling down through the world and getting trapped in another train?
2 minutes in edit: oh... we got one of those things, at least.
A train sim vid that's NOT 45 minutes long? 2/10
(jkjk, still loved it)
When you can’t even sit through a tutorial, don’t complain about not being able to play
Yeah it’s idiotic. “I chose a simulator but I want to teleport into my trains instead of *gasp* using common sense!!!!”
Nathan Janota It’s irritating cause I love nerdcubed, but he always bashed games like this for not working even when he playing them incorrectly
It’s official policy that if someone manages to glitch through the front of a train, the ride’s free and no one will acknowledge you did it.
So weird to see crowds without mouthmasks.
Water cooler chat level Dan:
"DID YOU SEE THAT morning love DID YOU SEE THAT, I WAS FUCKING ASSASSINATED"
Nerd cubed boiled down to a fine art in the first few minutes. Sim game, Can I kill myself?, Breaks game in the process
I love the clicking of the keyboard. It's so satisfying
'I need the engine on'
-fundimental missunderstanding of electric traction motors......................
Dan can't sit through a tutorial so he breaks the game 5 times
imagine being late for work cause the tube driver got lost riding other peoples trains
First thing he does when the train arrives, jumps in front of it like a maniac 😂
It feels like I just watched his London Underground simulator, time flies
*pulls sun visor down underground*
Dan: that’s better😂
😍 it was a train sim vid many many years ago that got me I to watching nerd³, that got me into watching gaming videos and got me into going. I owe a lot to that video, I've not clicked onto a vid so quickly in a long time this is amazing and with that intro too. Love your vids
LMAO...Did you just say Yaasss Queen @5:28???? Cuz that's my saying!😂😂😂
We all know dan playing a simulator will never go well
I guess Pensive Man's days of riding trains are over.
4:01 - Was that Hitman 47?
funny thing is, you said Gesundheit just when I actually sneezed irl😂😂😂
**this year goes to shit**
Me: nerdcubed will make my day
Dude you dont know how much i missed you 😭❤️
"This..umm..trains innit?" I thought I clicked on one of Ashens' videos by accident for a milisecond lol