Losing my Mind and my Wheels in The Long Drive | Nerd³ Plays

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  • @laggy3099
    @laggy3099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    Nothing beats a janky-yet-in-depth driving game.

    • @deathkorpsguard
      @deathkorpsguard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      its a weirdly large genre. Jalopy, My Summer Car, and of course The Long Drive. If anyone knows any more I'd love to play them.

    • @carlwheezerofsouls3273
      @carlwheezerofsouls3273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@deathkorpsguard i think “Street legal racing: Redline” would fall under that catagory, its an extremely in-depth car builder/racing game, oh, and its from like 2005, so it’ll crash roughly every 15 minutes! doesn’t get any jankier.

  • @MarshmaloWarrior
    @MarshmaloWarrior 3 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    why does it feel like there's a monster/deamon in this game constantly chasing you? I feel like you have to move during the day so it doesn't catch you and whenever you sleep you're leaving yourself vulnerable.

    • @TheHyperGamerVideos
      @TheHyperGamerVideos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Because you are, it's called the physics engine

    • @ThaMythbuster
      @ThaMythbuster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Because there are... It's the rabbits.

    • @thescaredshadow
      @thescaredshadow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      There kinda is, you can be abducted by aliens at night if you don't sleep.

    • @sacb0y
      @sacb0y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thescaredshadow Really? any video of this?

    • @thescaredshadow
      @thescaredshadow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@sacb0y Just search "The long drive aliens".

  • @artisticyam
    @artisticyam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Fun fact! At any time, there's a random chance for a UFO to spawn. The chances for the UFO to spawn increases if you aren't in the car
    Edit: Oh and if you look at the sky at night, some of the stars move

    • @kyleb8117
      @kyleb8117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I tried this game and found a gas station only to see a UFO go by pretty close to the ground, as it was getting dark, and I thought "Should I shoot it?" Pretty spooky.

    • @skeletonbuyingpealts7134
      @skeletonbuyingpealts7134 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kyleb8117 Did you shoot it

    • @kyleb8117
      @kyleb8117 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@skeletonbuyingpealts7134 i tried at least. Lol

    • @skeletonbuyingpealts7134
      @skeletonbuyingpealts7134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kyleb8117 Noice

  • @namelessjames7696
    @namelessjames7696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    Why did this game seems so off? Like I was expecting Dan to see something chasing him in the rear view mirror and for him to flip his shit

    • @gramursowanfaborden5820
      @gramursowanfaborden5820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      it's got the aura of a fever dream

    • @MoonGuardian866
      @MoonGuardian866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@gramursowanfaborden5820 it is a fever dream. 100000% i watch lgio streaming it and i wonder if im in the right reality.

    • @Anonymaus209
      @Anonymaus209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I've never seen a game that leveraged its low budget bugginess into the creation of surreal horror before. Does a pretty good job.

    • @ThaMythbuster
      @ThaMythbuster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It's the rabbits. Genuinly... It's a pity Dan didn't interact with them :/

    • @imallfordabulls
      @imallfordabulls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      There is a driving game called "Beware" which does feature someone trying to chase you down. Scary aura.
      EDIT: Turns on Dan played it!

  • @zacharydrummond2238
    @zacharydrummond2238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    This is the style of Nerdcubed I’ve missed. He always makes me laugh and I love this so much. Thanks Dan!

  • @gferrol118
    @gferrol118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    I hope this is the start of Dan going back to playing the awful simulator games

  • @edwardbull3045
    @edwardbull3045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    A certain eeriness was present throughout this video

  • @SparkOwO
    @SparkOwO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    When are you doing that community let's play of THE SHIP Dan!

    • @jtobecalled7543
      @jtobecalled7543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's... it's not...

    • @jjb2058
      @jjb2058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      He said in one of his videos in the “this video is sponsored by patreon” part he said the ship community play was canceled 5 years ago or something like that

    • @Sir-Blaze
      @Sir-Blaze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@wizdom224 WHEN IS THAT? I NEED TO SET IT TOO

    • @jtobecalled7543
      @jtobecalled7543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jjb2058 That was at the end of one of the Nerdcubed Show videos, and it was in reference to Half Life 3 being cancelled a few years before. So, it was more of a joke, but still, I don't think the video's gonna happen anyways.

    • @maximumaction1125
      @maximumaction1125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      When dan has kids.

  • @rednovember2205
    @rednovember2205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    This reminds me of 2012 Nerd, good times.

    • @GetSchwiftyCZ
      @GetSchwiftyCZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Exactly my thinking 🙂

  • @RobertJPalmer
    @RobertJPalmer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "You don't need tyres on a motorway do you?"
    I think I see why Dan doesn't have a driving licence

  • @chatcast5833
    @chatcast5833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    This kids is why Dan doesn't drive...

  • @rowanaboat4523
    @rowanaboat4523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Is this the new Grand Tour special? Scotland is a lot sandier than I remember.

  • @Gooner333333333
    @Gooner333333333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    How is that he managed to drive better when he couldnt see where he was going?

  • @jackgarner5898
    @jackgarner5898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    That deep-voiced intro never gets old, still gives me chills

  • @monicagonzoles3836
    @monicagonzoles3836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    10 years and Dan still hasn't learned not to look around while he's driving.

  • @zee_hobbyyt
    @zee_hobbyyt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This video was just what I needed in these trying times. Got some real classic nerdcubed vibes as well. Incredibly funny as usual, keep it up Dan.

  • @V0ID_X5
    @V0ID_X5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    It was fun to see him play a weird random game. (This felt like an altered reality) I hope Dan plays more “weird or random” games. Maybe play more of this?

    • @captainjirk9564
      @captainjirk9564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is what he did back in the day

  • @RidgwayBrandon
    @RidgwayBrandon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    After watching the FailRace kinda serious playthrough, this was..... an experience

  • @command_unit7792
    @command_unit7792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    11:45 That is gonna hunt my dreams tonight...

  • @dirkloyd6018
    @dirkloyd6018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    there being a "peaceful" option at the beginning, in a game about just driving around the desert, raises a few questions that i really don't think i want answered

  • @joedingo7022
    @joedingo7022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This is the best demonstration I've seen of why pretty much the entire population is screwed in a post-apocalyptic environment. Or at the very least why Dan is screwed.

    • @Tommymad1
      @Tommymad1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Post apocalyptic? That was just australia

  • @Banjalo
    @Banjalo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I have driven 2500km so far and I don't know why. The custom radio really helps.

  • @aSmartDuck
    @aSmartDuck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    20:30 obviously that was the demon's fault. It warned you but you didn't listen and now look what happened!

  • @101lwx
    @101lwx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This was genuinely one of the funniest youtube videos I've seen in a while

  • @TrashcanGhost
    @TrashcanGhost 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Loved it. Fells like classic nerdcubed 😻

    • @tomdickens7856
      @tomdickens7856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We just need to bring back the jet engine in the background.

  • @Jesthers
    @Jesthers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Felt like everytime Dan took his eyes away from driving he crashed or something awful happened.
    Maybe a lesson in that, somewhere.

  • @Ps35176
    @Ps35176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is one of my favorite games right now. I’d love to see Dan play more of it once he learns all the ropes

  • @joedingo7022
    @joedingo7022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The zombie rabbit vs car had me cry laughing, I need more of this sort of thing, its awesomely entertaining.

  • @gramursowanfaborden5820
    @gramursowanfaborden5820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    you need to play My Summer Car again, because that game is actually good.

  • @dromedda6810
    @dromedda6810 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    imagine you're just going through the desert, and all of a sudden you see a jank-triangle headed bloke pouring oil from a barrel onto his smoking car while carrying a gun.

  • @j.curtisproductions1106
    @j.curtisproductions1106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    17:17 that took me so off guard oml

  • @deathpick2
    @deathpick2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is absolute premium classic nerdcubed

  • @BlubParadox_Memes
    @BlubParadox_Memes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Was anyone else expecting him to call the car oliver by the end of the video, i was, and solemnly disappointed.

  • @trevlord6863
    @trevlord6863 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The slamming of the door with the defeat of hope is how I feel with life rn. Love your content for many years, made my day better

  • @kat.3784
    @kat.3784 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    love how his reaction to the enemies is exactly like jermas freak out and "get in the car"

  • @televisionandcheese
    @televisionandcheese 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You can play video games on the tele in the house at the start, if you turn on the TV and hook up the amiga computer to it, then turn it on

  • @lily_the_Lovely
    @lily_the_Lovely 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I haven’t watched the video yet but I already know I want more of this.

  • @pokeprime94
    @pokeprime94 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how the arm movements make it look like his wrists are being moved by sticks like a Muppet

  • @SithWaterDancer74
    @SithWaterDancer74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I cried while eating my breakfast and nearly had coffee come out my nose. Absolutely brilliant 😂

  • @disorientedbear
    @disorientedbear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was like the calming and soothing videos that were -> Nerd³'s Hell. Thank you for that look into the past. Oh, sorry about your blood pressure though...

  • @user-zv1we9jb7u
    @user-zv1we9jb7u 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    17:18 This shit kills me, just NO FUCK IT. Door won't close? NO DOOR THEN

  • @Wolvie619
    @Wolvie619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    15 minutes down the road and Dan gets into an accident. oof, I feel ya Dan, had that happen myself in July...

  • @AverageAlien
    @AverageAlien 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was just thinking about how similar FailRce's videos are to Dans older videos, and I reckoned Dan should've played the long drive at some point, because it's the kind of game he would play, and here we are now

  • @thescaredshadow
    @thescaredshadow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You definitely need to play this with Matt and Jon.

  • @roguevale2092
    @roguevale2092 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have never wheezed so hard at a man ripping off a door with his bare hands

  • @StansStuff
    @StansStuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is one of your best videos in a few years. Wetting myself.

  • @YodatheHobbit
    @YodatheHobbit 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Donnie Darko Rabbit: "You think I'M scary? Let me show you a game."

  • @KnightOfAwesometon
    @KnightOfAwesometon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dan's a fan of Let's Game It Out, one of my favourite homegrown TH-cam psychopaths!? Yes please!

  • @96handacivic44
    @96handacivic44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Same as I remember you, thanks for the years of entertainment

  • @beanmcknee1610
    @beanmcknee1610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why was this the funniest video I’ve seen in ages

  • @DisKorruptd
    @DisKorruptd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:55 are we gonna take a council pickaxe from a council truck to use the council pickaxe to tear up the council road?

  • @pottermad4819
    @pottermad4819 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I actually gagged slightly when he said "I am drinking it!" When he was pissing while driving

  • @BennyCav1
    @BennyCav1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of the funniest vids I've seen in ages

  • @ethanhello6850
    @ethanhello6850 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Been watching you for idk how many years now but i just wanted to say that time and time again no matter what it is you upload i enjoy watching it. There is not another content creator i enjoy more than you and im glad you have kept going for so long, thank you for all the joy you have brought me and many others :) (Glad you brought back the old intro too!)

  • @rankoss3437
    @rankoss3437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Christ I remember this guy when I was 8 or 9 nearly 18 now, crazy

    • @frag0638
      @frag0638 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tell me about it... I was in elementary school and now I've got two kids and a mortgage.

  • @tOSdude
    @tOSdude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How did he find a car at every building he went to?
    Better question: How is it EVERY CAR he found had fuel in the tank?

  • @ZerotheWanderer
    @ZerotheWanderer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Slams the door 3 times and then just rips it off and floors it with a "byyyeeeeee"

  • @caydenclark-johnson7854
    @caydenclark-johnson7854 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    videos like these are what made me fall in love with nerdcubed

  • @user-iw6ug9uv2y
    @user-iw6ug9uv2y 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is honestly one of the best videos I've ever watched

  • @marcjohnson3553
    @marcjohnson3553 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Aaah, such a pleasure to see a new Plays video. It’s always a great time

  • @homemacai
    @homemacai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I wish you made a 6h play with the bois on this game. Like the one of you guys in the desert bus! But this is a treat nontheless

  • @moonshadow1795
    @moonshadow1795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Even without starting the video I can tell this will be.... bizzar to say the least

  • @rosebrandon0
    @rosebrandon0 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love that Dan has mentioned he's inspired by Let's Game it Out on several occasions now.

  • @drewnosky5892
    @drewnosky5892 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    5 minutes in this is like being on a camping trip with my dad and he starts swearing at the car cuz it broke down

  • @sircatsmeow2886
    @sircatsmeow2886 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That bell toll when you die creeps me the fuck out.

  • @liamwatts8597
    @liamwatts8597 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I officially pissed myself when he finally realised he was drinking the oil that he was trying to pour into the radiator

  • @jaxxmarzzy2139
    @jaxxmarzzy2139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Because let’s game it out played it” IM DREAMINGG BECAUSE MY FAVORITE TH-camRS JUST HAPPENED TO LIKE EACH OTHER

    • @crackspider101
      @crackspider101 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      STFU

    • @jaxxmarzzy2139
      @jaxxmarzzy2139 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@crackspider101 No😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

  • @runforitman
    @runforitman 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I remember buying my summer car
    starting building the engine for a bit
    then finding out parts had fallen through the map
    then refunding the game

  • @spartan117zm
    @spartan117zm 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the funniest video I’ve seen in literally ages; some of your best work Dan!

  • @bartholomewdan
    @bartholomewdan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This turned into a horror game (for me at least) after he found the severed hand. I was expecting someone or something to show up from one of the buildings and start chasing him or something.

    • @seancurran1725
      @seancurran1725 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "You see a severed arm, you think 'murderer,' but, uh...maybe he was just clumsy! I mean, that's pretty sharp there, now isn't it?"

  • @A_Toastonawhiteplate
    @A_Toastonawhiteplate 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:37 thats a Trabant good luck trying to drive up a hill with it...

  • @ErneSaurus
    @ErneSaurus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ever since I've seen this game I've been waiting for Dan to play it. Knew he would enjoy it

  • @mtgayrek
    @mtgayrek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man, these Fallout 76 updates are looking better every day!

  • @perplexedsquare3332
    @perplexedsquare3332 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Having just a horrible week and then I watched this masterpiece, turned everything around. keep up the amazing content

  • @RegalCobra097
    @RegalCobra097 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Looks a bit like a crossover of My Summer Car and Jalopy with some random Lada in the mix.

  • @televisionandcheese
    @televisionandcheese 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    OOOooh the long drive!!!
    Please play more of this game, there's so much more to it and it suites you so well
    :)

  • @ryofsun
    @ryofsun 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    My audio completely glitched out at 11:50 and I don't think I'm ever going to sleep again

  • @roussin_
    @roussin_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love watching people play this game

  • @zerpent5767
    @zerpent5767 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    dan watches let’s game it out? omg YES TWO OF MY FAVES

  • @DevonCornwallTransportVideos
    @DevonCornwallTransportVideos 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    ive been thinking from the very start when this game came out that you need to play this so now im glad you did

  • @jamesmarks2616
    @jamesmarks2616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Well this is literally asking for a roadtrip

  • @ianmiller6040
    @ianmiller6040 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well, Dan, well done, I've literally shit myself laughing watching this video. That demon-bunny. Of course, that's mostly on me for watching this while I have a suspected stomach virus. Pardon me while I go do a bit of laundry....

  • @CherriPicking
    @CherriPicking 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    OH MY GOD I HAVE NOT LAUGHED LIKE THIS IN A LONG TIME THANK YOU DAN

  • @viraldragonrider3096
    @viraldragonrider3096 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I knew this was gonna be good when i clicked on it but its so much better then I expected

  • @RobertJPalmer
    @RobertJPalmer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    11.54 - 12.10 is the funniest shit I've seen on years

  • @rizqiimani
    @rizqiimani 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    And Dan doesn't see the next car he change to also have a clipping tire. Thank God the car doesn't work. Lol

  • @theftparrot5750
    @theftparrot5750 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dan's Genius its almost frightening

  • @williamjhoansson1439
    @williamjhoansson1439 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That’s a fu****g good reference with top gear there 😂

  • @brianholmes1812
    @brianholmes1812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This video is another piece of evidence that Daniel is just left wing Jeremy Clarkson

  • @paulgraham4082
    @paulgraham4082 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the funniest video I have seen for a long time!

  • @dirtycrimeboi6178
    @dirtycrimeboi6178 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:59 cleric beast flashbacks

  • @Xorua
    @Xorua 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The god-awful cars in this game remind me of a friend of mine’s project car
    A Trebant we’ve affectionately nicknamed “Beep Beep Communism”

  • @nate_0723
    @nate_0723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time.

  • @Pretender6
    @Pretender6 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cooking VR is now availible, just something to play with

  • @ThatOneShortieHo
    @ThatOneShortieHo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This CANNOT have been a game made with the intention of being serious, right?-

    • @ShaOryDow
      @ShaOryDow 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      no, not really. Even the Steam video's make fun of it.

    • @ThatOneShortieHo
      @ThatOneShortieHo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ShaOryDow thank god

  • @RockerJC89
    @RockerJC89 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dan is so the opposite of Failrace Alex lol

  • @colinvink8862
    @colinvink8862 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    One day I will join Patreon when I have a single source of income that isn't my mum, I didnt realize there was a podcast, god I want to hear that

  • @scavengerrecordingspack8586
    @scavengerrecordingspack8586 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dan could be 80yrs old and you could still here hus keyborad

  • @crogan78
    @crogan78 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Honestly when he hit the rabbit I lost my shit

  • @shawbag11
    @shawbag11 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the nerd cubed i know and love and funny as well cus wasn’t my summer car the thing he played just before hitting 2.5 mill