You forgot the drunk bartender. Who gets too drunk to pour a drink, ends up having to burn their well cause they broke glass In it. Annoying to customers and co-workers.
Here’s where I stand….. I make money if I’m fast, the costumer is always right until they’re too drunk to be right anymore, and I’ll make them whatever they want, even if it’s 1942 with pineapple juice, because guess what? They’re paying for it.
a mixologist is actually a harder job than an average bartender because they have to make like 3 drinks in under 1 minute which is hard and they have to learn tricks which take years
Hahahahaha...no, you didn't go too far. The entire video was informative and very entertaining. Thanks for the biggest chuckle I've had today. Love your channel! 🙂
The bartender that makes zero eye 👁 contact, disappears all the time,talks to guest way longer then he or she should versus making other guests drinks.
We don’t give eye contact so we may complete the order in progress so we can get back to YOU faster instead of wasting time explaining that we’ll be back etc.
The non Chalant bartender:Anyone that works in a casual dining restaurant 5+ years Mixologist:Many Bartenders from Portland that has read the Death and Co. book 50 times
Flirty Bartender:A lot of bartenders from L.A.usually work in clubs Bitter bartender:Usually a dive bar bartender most likely an older dude that wants to just pour shots and beer.Sports bars have these guys God complex:Bartenders from Las vegas
4:38, That’s it! That’s it!! That’s the bartender I was up against. I may have been in the wrong, but that’s the kind of bartender I had to face tonight. All I did was kept my cool, and gave her back the receipt. It was all I can do. The people in that hotel were the bartender was working weren’t too happy with her.
2:57 “the best whisky in the world is the one you like to drink, and the best way to drink it is the way you like to drink it, anyone who says otherwise is a pretentious asshole.” - Daniel from Whisky Vault
15 years in and still enjoy and can’t believe I make a living and take good care of my family doing this. Don’t want to be the best in my city. Just want people to enjoy their drink and our time together. I know personally know a few of these types of bartenders and they always make the bar a less enjoyable place Vs when they aren’t there.
Haha! Not sure about that Okkinotos. Maybe I'll do "The Real Bartenders of Orange County" one day about a bunch of middle-aged bartenders making passive-aggressive comments behind each other's backs. Stay tuned...
why do u hate it its better to be called a mixologist cos then your more respected because people know that mixologists have more talent and even do compatitions
The bartender I'm thinking of totally ignores me but if someone else comes up to the bar he has no problem waiting on them he'll even stopped doing dishes when I've been standing there for 5 minutes I've decided not to tip him as much
I have worked with all of these people except the mixologist. I might need to check myself, I did wince a little the last time I poured a Woodford and coke. 😅
😂 Thanks for the great video! I think you missed one, but it could sort of fall under category #5. The aggressive bartender. He's always shouting and knocking his fist on the bar. Will never twist off a cap. It's always popped off with the opener and usually the threads get broken so you have glass in your beer. I worked for about 6 months as a doorman in a bar. AB guy once said the wrong thing during Wednesday bike night, but I didn't catch what it was. The customer he pissed off wasn't very big. Dude reached across the bar and pulled AB over and onto the floor dragging his face along the bar in the process. Guess the guy must have been Bruce Lee or special ops or something. Then he just walked calmly out the door. Well I wasn't going to stop him! I think what most bartenders and waitstaff forget is that alcohol changes people's personalities. So ya can't serve someone 10 drinks and then expect them to remain urbane sophisticates. Heard a lot of complaining about that. Very unrealistic. You're selling a strong drug. Give it and the people consuming it the respect that will keep you from having problems you don't want later.
Best combo ever. God complex with the Bitter Bartender. You get an individual that has less than 0 fucks to give because he/she has a family now and getting laid is no longer the issue. XD
Actually the most annoying bartenders are the ones that are generally in their 50s and 60s that are arrogant and rude thinking they’re hotshots and in some sort of political office. They have that passive demeanor that’s annoying. I’m thinking, “You’re pouring alcohol into a glass, dude. Get off it.”
Bartender pissed me off. Why am I paying you to annoy me with asking me a question every two minutes…I don’t care about you. I’m off work so I don’t need to talk to you every 1min.
Many guests, especially when alone, are looking for someone to talk to, and sometimes a bartender can feel like they're a therapist, but it should be obvious if you don't want to talk to the bartender, especially if you're not making eye contact. They need to be able to read the customer and curate an experience that's different for each person. Unfortunately, it's usually the other way around, where the customer won't shut up and you're busy, creating a huge distraction and slowing down service for everyone else.
i dont like how you call out mixologists like there all bad people so what u came across one rude mixologist and suddenly they are all bad and theres teens that want to be mixologists like me for example and your gonna make them not want to be one my aunt is a mixologist and she said that mixologists are never rude because there job is also being happy and giving the customer a happy performance so its rare to come across a rude mixologist and they dont care if they have to make them a simple drink it actually makes them happy because it gives them a little break from doing mainly cocktails so pls dont put your negative opinion onto other people because you was completely wrong about mixologists and its normally bartenders that are rude not mixologists because mixologists are trained to be happy and make people happy its there job .
You clearly have a hard-on for mixologists, unkown and that's fine. You do you, but I can tell you right now, "mixologist" is just a name, nothing more. To state that they are "better trained to be happy" or and that they know how to do more than a bartender is just plain bullshit. It's a title, nothing more. Best of luck to you though. I'm rooting for you.
The bartender that thinks he or she is every other coworkers boss? Though granted, this video is about bartenders who annoy customers. Any tips for the bartender who has become nonchalant from doing the job too long? Of all those mentioned, they might be the only ones who can be salvaged
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You forgot the drunk bartender. Who gets too drunk to pour a drink, ends up having to burn their well cause they broke glass In it. Annoying to customers and co-workers.
It's true, the drunk bartender is the worst to work with.
Here’s where I stand….. I make money if I’m fast, the costumer is always right until they’re too drunk to be right anymore, and I’ll make them whatever they want, even if it’s 1942 with pineapple juice, because guess what? They’re paying for it.
I agree! The customer is king!
A mixologist is just a bartender that can’t fight.
a mixologist is actually a harder job than an average bartender because they have to make like 3 drinks in under 1 minute which is hard and they have to learn tricks which take years
😂love this
Hahahahaha...no, you didn't go too far. The entire video was informative and very entertaining. Thanks for the biggest chuckle I've had today. Love your channel! 🙂
The bartender that makes zero eye 👁 contact, disappears all the time,talks to guest way longer then he or she should versus making other guests drinks.
We don’t give eye contact so we may complete the order in progress so we can get back to YOU faster instead of wasting time explaining that we’ll be back etc.
The non Chalant bartender:Anyone that works in a casual dining restaurant 5+ years
Mixologist:Many Bartenders from Portland that has read the Death and Co. book 50 times
Flirty Bartender:A lot of bartenders from L.A.usually work in clubs
Bitter bartender:Usually a dive bar bartender most likely an older dude that wants to just pour shots and beer.Sports bars have these guys
God complex:Bartenders from Las vegas
4:38, That’s it! That’s it!! That’s the bartender I was up against. I may have been in the wrong, but that’s the kind of bartender I had to face tonight. All I did was kept my cool, and gave her back the receipt. It was all I can do. The people in that hotel were the bartender was working weren’t too happy with her.
2:57 “the best whisky in the world is the one you like to drink, and the best way to drink it is the way you like to drink it, anyone who says otherwise is a pretentious asshole.” - Daniel from Whisky Vault
The rolling snot comment. I'm dead! lol As a bartender I definitely had a person in mind for each personality.
Yep, I know one in each category.
I was drinking a mojito when I found this video. On #4 I choked on a hunk of mint. LOL nice.
The bitter bartender is the one stopping me from drinking in the rose street brewery… you know who you are
15 years in and still enjoy and can’t believe I make a living and take good care of my family doing this. Don’t want to be the best in my city. Just want people to enjoy their drink and our time together. I know personally know a few of these types of bartenders and they always make the bar a less enjoyable place Vs when they aren’t there.
Dave, you are a genius. I hope one day we see you on TV
Haha! Not sure about that Okkinotos. Maybe I'll do "The Real Bartenders of Orange County" one day about a bunch of middle-aged bartenders making passive-aggressive comments behind each other's backs. Stay tuned...
Dave Allred TheRealBarman 😂😂👍
Wow you’re a trip I would love to work with you!
This was hilarious!
Hate it, hate it, HATE IT!!! When people call me mixologist. So pretentious!
why do u hate it its better to be called a mixologist cos then your more respected because people know that mixologists have more talent and even do compatitions
The bartender I'm thinking of totally ignores me but if someone else comes up to the bar he has no problem waiting on them he'll even stopped doing dishes when I've been standing there for 5 minutes I've decided not to tip him as much
Forgot the "cell phone" bartender who keeps checking their Facebook status every 5 minutes.
😉
Yep, good one.
I have went back and asked if they really want vodka and coke mixed because I thought I miss heard. I recommended rum or whiskey but she insisted lol
I have worked with all of these people except the mixologist. I might need to check myself, I did wince a little the last time I poured a Woodford and coke. 😅
😂 Thanks for the great video! I think you missed one, but it could sort of fall under category #5. The aggressive bartender. He's always shouting and knocking his fist on the bar. Will never twist off a cap. It's always popped off with the opener and usually the threads get broken so you have glass in your beer. I worked for about 6 months as a doorman in a bar. AB guy once said the wrong thing during Wednesday bike night, but I didn't catch what it was. The customer he pissed off wasn't very big. Dude reached across the bar and pulled AB over and onto the floor dragging his face along the bar in the process. Guess the guy must have been Bruce Lee or special ops or something. Then he just walked calmly out the door. Well I wasn't going to stop him! I think what most bartenders and waitstaff forget is that alcohol changes people's personalities. So ya can't serve someone 10 drinks and then expect them to remain urbane sophisticates. Heard a lot of complaining about that. Very unrealistic. You're selling a strong drug. Give it and the people consuming it the respect that will keep you from having problems you don't want later.
Don't forget the short shot bartender.
Best combo ever. God complex with the Bitter Bartender. You get an individual that has less than 0 fucks to give because he/she has a family now and getting laid is no longer the issue. XD
Actually the most annoying bartenders are the ones that are generally in their 50s and 60s that are arrogant and rude thinking they’re hotshots and in some sort of political office. They have that passive demeanor that’s annoying.
I’m thinking, “You’re pouring alcohol into a glass, dude. Get off it.”
This is gold 🤣🔥
Bartender pissed me off. Why am I paying you to annoy me with asking me a question every two minutes…I don’t care about you. I’m off work so I don’t need to talk to you every 1min.
Many guests, especially when alone, are looking for someone to talk to, and sometimes a bartender can feel like they're a therapist, but it should be obvious if you don't want to talk to the bartender, especially if you're not making eye contact. They need to be able to read the customer and curate an experience that's different for each person. Unfortunately, it's usually the other way around, where the customer won't shut up and you're busy, creating a huge distraction and slowing down service for everyone else.
This was fckn hilarious!!! Lmao
Haha fooled ya!
i dont like how you call out mixologists like there all bad people so what u came across one rude mixologist and suddenly they are all bad and theres teens that want to be mixologists like me for example and your gonna make them not want to be one my aunt is a mixologist and she said that mixologists are never rude because there job is also being happy and giving the customer a happy performance so its rare to come across a rude mixologist and they dont care if they have to make them a simple drink it actually makes them happy because it gives them a little break from doing mainly cocktails so pls dont put your negative opinion onto other people because you was completely wrong about mixologists and its normally bartenders that are rude not mixologists because mixologists are trained to be happy and make people happy its there job .
You clearly have a hard-on for mixologists, unkown and that's fine. You do you, but I can tell you right now, "mixologist" is just a name, nothing more. To state that they are "better trained to be happy" or and that they know how to do more than a bartender is just plain bullshit. It's a title, nothing more. Best of luck to you though. I'm rooting for you.
I love the Antonio Brown reference!
Dont say his or her job. Just say "to the job"
JOHN CENA!
The bartender that thinks he or she is every other coworkers boss? Though granted, this video is about bartenders who annoy customers.
Any tips for the bartender who has become nonchalant from doing the job too long? Of all those mentioned, they might be the only ones who can be salvaged
the myopic bartende
bartdender
only sees his friends and you have to shoot a flare gun to get noticed
😂😂😂