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As someone who is studying computer science, I now understand Lexi's pain even more.
trust me it will only get worse the further you go in computers. the amount of things people just get wrong. Also to give you something to think about, make python run this:
a = 5
for i in range(5):
a = a + 0.2
print(a)
funny thing happens, try figure out why. btw there is no satisfying answer, it is just how it is.
@@archer2kipp435 what does it do? because I don’t have the python application on me right now, and in about an hour and a half I have to go to Taekwondo lessons
Not familiar with python, but I would expect it to either
- terminate without printing anything (exclusive)
- print 5.2, 5.4, 5.6, and 5.8. (inclusive)
It gets so much better when you work help desk. So glad I started with help desk and not something else.
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I love Lexi doing techsupport gore, because she always manages to effectively convey what the issue is while also being super funny about it. It makes it very accessible.
so unless your hearing distorted, its a uh guy?
@@deutschesmanutter SHE is a TRANS women, know your facts before you speak
@@casualm0th chill, the guy prolly didn't know tho 💀💀
Edit:I THINK I STARTED A WAR
@@deutschesmanutter oh boy...
chill lmao, They probably didnt know
Lexi's voice is the perfect thing to listen to when I'm bored.
It's like a podcast.
If it's either complaining about stuff like this or squealing at cute animals its good.
Yeah his voice is nice, sometimes
@@Balls241 Excuse me, Lexi is a girl no offense you probably didnt know
@@Lyzwyzrd 💀
@@Lyzwyzrd homie literally went 🤓uhm ackshually
@@Balls241 Yes, yes I know haha I knew that this would happen someday where someone made this joke
Lexis weakness: bad hardware
Jacks weakness: annoying things
Robins weakness: colorblind memes
Editors weakness: lots of censoring
Our weakness: being addicted to EmKay
Lol
My weakness: Lancer theme
It makes me lose all seriousness.
I don't think being addicted to emkay as a bad thing
@@unikittie11 no it’s not. Yet every time they post a new video we get weak on our knees and beg for a new video.
Damien's weakness: Emkay
This is what I imagine it sounds like when a Tech Priest gets angry. Especially the "Pick a deity of your choice, because I am going to send you to them _soon_ ." bit.
Offend the Omnissiah at your own peril.
Just in binary
I love when Lexi sees a kitty 💕
Also very pleased that they give the subreddits to the voice actors they make rage the most.
Lexi's reaction to kitty is always adorable.
I mean, she is the Lexi *kitty*
@@stephaniegenso that is very true, she has "kitty" in her name for a reason. Conspiracy, Lexi is secretly actually a cat
@@prismpawsstudios5154 Lexi died along time ago she’s just a cat AI now
I like kitties too, I have three of them,all brothers and all sweethearts 🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛
Lexi nerding out never fails to entertain, it's so nice to hear nerd talk that is also just having some fun rather than being serious all the time!
3:50 - there's an old joke that goes "Everybody should have about a meter of fiberoptic cable in their survival kit. So that way if you are ever lost in the woods, you just have to bury the line about 8" down and wait for the inevitable backhoe to come sever it. You can hitch a ride back to town on the backhoe".
Lexi has to be my favorite out of all of EmKay. She brings me such delight! And I love when she does the tech support stuff I cringe with her. Keep it up Lexi! We love you!
I like all Emkay voice actors, but it's always particularly special when Lexi does tech related stuff, cause she knows her stuff 😂 I get the posts thank to her
0 minutes in: Lexi doing techsupportcore this is going to be fun
2 minutes in: Oh my gosh I went to UTAS during the floods! There is video of the corridor that room is on looking like the titanic as it filled with water. The whole floor was a health and safety hazard for months afterward.
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21:34 "I don't think your warranty covers BEING A DUMBASS." Hands down, the GREATEST LEXI QUOTE EVER!
Hearing Lexi read through this and gather so much rage is really funny
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@@Head-Comrade and now?
@@demonnquiche I have 5 now
@@Head-Comrade nice
Wait, Lexi is a girl? I thought for years that they were male. Is this a recent change?
The guy who made the braided cable at the 5:00 mark knew EXACTLY what he was doing. That was malicious compliance lmfao
1:58 the flood was like let’s destroy everything in that room but wait stop not the painting it’s too wonderful to get destroyed😂
I love when Lexi covers tech, it makes me happy!
"Tiny Telsa coil of disappointment." I love that
I love when Lexi goes through these kinds of subreddits because she can explain why it's so painful to look at.
he not she
@@Mr.PoIish ?
@@Littleha
This person has been ""correcting"" many comments by misgendering Lexi and telling people "it's not her it's him" or things like that. I wouldn't advise interacting too much tbh.
@@Mr.PoIish shut up please😀
@@Mr.PoIish No, Lexi is a woman. You will accept it.
After so many tech episodes, I now completely trust Lexi with anything tech related. God forbid there would come a time when Lexi isn't narrating the tech reddit, We all will revolt! Lexikitty is our tech lord!
I think she used to work in IT.
@@annamariemartin5214 She did, actually. I think she mentioned in some Techsupportgore episode.
I heard Lexi’s voice and immediately liked the video. 0:02
2:48 My high school had a tech lady who left because she got another job offer. She was one of my favorite teachers. I was talking to her before she left and learned that high schools have no care for network security. (For reference I went to a public charter school) Multiple students who left the school could still access school accounts years after. She also showed me a Chromebook a student had burned a hole in. She had entire boxes of parts…she went to work for the second largest IT department in the state which happens to be a police department…I’ll really miss her.
11:14 "Pop it and you enter 3rd person view" IM FUCKING DEAD.
Hah yeah, I'd imagine you would be
Tech support with Lexi seems like it should be it's own channel, would love to see more
Very much same
I'd go for that 🙂
it is now! lexi's doing a series on her channel called lexplainations!
I see the Emkay team is back with torturing Lexi with some more tech support and hardware gore.
The only way I understand some of these is with Lexi's explanations and it's great!
I had a friend who was pretty smart decide to build his own computer. He called me one day to ask why it wouldn't work. He didn't plug in the hard drive and didn't even buy a cpu cooler. He hadn't even watched a single instructional video. The whole time I was treating it as an actual issue not an ID10T error. Really felt what it was like to be a tech support person that day
I think we need to discuss how fracking smart Lexi is. She holds so much knowledge on IT, and explains it in a way that we can all understand.
I love listening to Lexi talk tech stuff. I have great memories of my dad giving me a screwdriver and setting me loose onto his computer graveyard to take things apart. I still like collecting the hard drive discs; they're super shiny and I like spinning them on my fingers.
Hard drive disks are just appealing to my inner magpie 😅 they make my brain go: ✨️shiney!✨️
I still can‘t decide what‘s better: Lexi squeaking joyfully about cute animals, or Lexi raging about IT fuckups.
Edit:
12:22 the crossover we never thought we would get
8:22 - This is the perfect defense against those people that ask to go to the Bathroom and never find it, endlessly roaming the corridors and opening random doors.
6:10 Part of me likes seeing tech like this. It shows that the piece of tech has served well.
13:27 As a broadband engineer, the sheer number of sparkies who not only think jelly crimps can somehow 'conduct' infra-red light, but have also never heard the phrase 'minimum bend radius' causes me physical pain.
Love how everything is explained to us so we can also agree this is techsupportgore
Tech support gore is the easiest way to make Lexi go even crazier, you can hear her sanity leaving with each one
His
@@spencermccartney5022 Lexi is a trans woman, she just chose to keep her more masculine voice
@@Ollie_Artz nope. There's no such thing as chicks with dicks only guys with tits
I hope Lexi has a nice gore free Christmas, I appreciate the explanation as to why these are so bad as I'm not the most tech savvy, like, I get it's bad, but sometimes I'm sitting there going "but why exactly?"
1:16 the "ho noooooooo" was so cute ❤.
6:48 I will never forget this joke I learned in uni:
"A QA tester walks into a bar. They order a drink. They order two drinks. They order 99999999999 drinks. They order -1 drink. They order a cactus. Then they leave.
Then a user walks into the bar. They go to the bathroom. The bar blows up."
0:20 apparently Lexi has abilities like SCP 096 except it's abusing networks instead of looking at her face
lexi is so sweet and with my very intense technophobia/cyberphobia, these videos from her help me alot when tech just freaks me out a bit more than it should. thanks lexi
Her? clearly a man
@@Mr.PoIish she’s trans
@@reaganbrumley2207 doesnt change anything
@@Mr.PoIish Lexi is a girl.
@@zotethemighty2854 bro it’s a straight up man with a mental illness
I love hearing lexi and her yelling bout tech and then go awe kitty. Like some kind of crazed and amazing cat lady :3
not her him
@@Mr.PoIish Lexi is not a guy
@@Mr.PoIish Lexi is a girl.
@@Mr.PoIish not him. her*
@@Mr.PoIish Lexi is a woman.
"They scream at each other until they die"
Some people took advantage of this in my school a while back to cripple the system.
The kitten one reminded me of the "server down" reason when listenonrepeats server went offline all of a sudden. The explanation came in the form of six kittens who had snuck into the server room and made themselves at home in the casing. They were too adorable to be angry at for too long. We users learned this thanks to a picture of the "crime scene" being taken and posted. XD
“A tiny Tesla coil of disappointment”
That is…Not a sentence I expected to hear, but one that made my entire week.
As someone who had a chromebook in high school and was hired as glorified tech support in senior year, yeah chromebook chargers (especially the crappy offbrand replacement ones schools will buy) are VERY easily broken, especially by middle and high school students.
14:57 It's even worse than that.
Last year, Linus and the team covered this thing, showing how much of a scam it is.
The worst part is that someone on the writing team literally found the "cage" part...it's literally just a USD$5 document box from china...
.....yeah.
13:26 “This is just a LAZER going into some Jelly!” Got me 😂
20:37
The UK Government used Excel 95 to store covid test results and was limited by the old Excel number limit. So we were told that half the amount of people with covid had covid. For more, search ‘NHS Test and Trace Excel’
At my former job, each computer had its own ups battery surge protector. When the battery died we ended up stacking them up in the storage room because we had to dispose of them in a particular way. We basically went through batteries like toilet paper.
Did they just Slam like 1000 disposable AAs into each cell?
Please make Lexi narrate over things from softwaregore, hardwaregore, and techsupportgore. It makes these videos fun to listen to, but also educational now and then.
Also r/talesfromtechsupport. I want to hear "computer completely filled with bees. Escalating to desktop support"
The worst part of Lexi doing these ones is you can hear her getting closer to a mental break after each video
not her its him
@@Mr.PoIishno, it’s her
@@pink_arcee no it isn't just because your trans doesn't mean your gender magically swaps
@@Mr.PoIish bruh
@@pink_arcee that’s a dude, not a girl
Lexi saying “grandmas got a grenade” needs to be put on a T-shirt
@@thesnesman5235or the sequel to grandma got run over by a reindeer
20:17 Pictured here: the only effective use for a Mac
i could listen to lexy for hours honestly. also this video made me feel unimaginable pain
Same here shes an absolute queen
6:08 That man has no respect for anything... That F key is completely untouched.
1:00 if you use car polish and extremely fine sandpaper, you can get it perfectly clean and shiny again. As soon as it looks like a fine matte finish, change the sandpaper for a piece of cloth (not microfiber, that would probably take forever), and polish it with that until it you can use it as a mirror.
DankPods made a video on how exactly to do it
14:27 Always remember, 5G gives ya Covid! 🤣
"I don't think your warranty covers being a dumbass" Wiser words were never spoken
This subreddit is one of the reasons I want to go into computer science or computer engineering. It’s just so interesting for me to see all the weird things people have done and to understand why they’re wrong
I love knowing absolutely nothing about tech but listening to how angry Lexi gets about it is everything 😭
We need more Lexi doing tech subreddits... and any subreddit
NO HIS VOICE IS ANNOYING
AND YOUR FURRY
@@mrkrabskraps7085 Her*
@@mrkrabskraps7085 *you're
@@mrkrabskraps7085 Why are you watching, then?
21:48 "Work is Work. GOTTA WORK!!" Fastest Lady Operator At Treasury!
5:05 That could actually make for a pretty awesome-looking bracelet.
I low key love theses tech gore videos, despite Lexi’s pain, because I get to learn about new bits of tech information. TIL that crosstalk is a thing. It’s fascinating, and I love learning from professor Lexi.
8:12
Lexi: "Bring me the freaking infrastructure engineer who signed off on this when the building was built..."
Me: "... So I can stick his head in that toilet and flush until he drowns."
No shit
12:22 I'd be more worried about the kitty shorting out circuitry, as it's DC, the kitty wouldn't be able to leap out.
1:53 Flood be like "F*ck your PCs, but the Picture on the wall looks nice, I'll let that be"
16:00 As someone who has used old hard drives as targets, I can confirm those are bullet holes
You what.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, but these really are always such a good time, and in my favorites from EmKay. The combination of Lexi with anything tech related is just *chef's kiss*. Even as someone who studied in programming and work as a web developper, I understand most of these myself, but since I'm not too knowledgable in anything hardware related, I then get to both have a wonderful, relaxing time, a good laugh, and learn tons of stuff! Thanks a lot!
as someone who still has an old thinkpad, they are super robust and usually have a thick metal chassis under tough plastic. mine got ran over by a car and still works with very minimal damage
19:05, "mom someone ate a part of the laptop"
This channel has actually helped me to catch an expanding battery in my laptop. Never knew this was a thing and just thought my keyboard was expanding from heat. It definitely looked like a scary pillow when I replaced it.
>another tech video from EmKay
>please please please be Lexi
>YEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
i was secretly hoping Lexi would narrate this as it's right up her ally AND SHE DID!! i'm so happy! :')
Wait, she? :0 I thought it was a guy talking
@@LaDonaArt yeah im confused now
im like whos lexi why are people talking about her
there isnt a girl in this video
trans???
@@xero6774 lexi is trans, yes
He* not she
@@Mr.PoIish she be trans though
I know absolutely NOTHING about stuff like this but Lexi makes it funny anyway. And she actually helps me understand a tiny bit of it. 😊
not she its he
@@Mr.PoIish go read a basic biology book and you can find that trans people are supported by science. If you can’t respect people then maybe you shouldn’t be online :) basic research
@@Mangosbangos im good
@@Mr.PoIish fellas we have another one
@@Mr.PoIish lmfao. you're provided proof on something and you're just like "nah i ain't reading all that" 😭
0:04 I once did that as a kid. The whole school network went down. It was quickly unplugged.
Wow
7:04 Removed the RAM Boss!
The one about shutting down the computer to keep them virus free might be legit. Our school had a program called deep freeze that resets everything back to an image when it boots up again. Any virus that some kid accidentally or purposely put on the computer would go away after a reboot.
We loved that software because you could just mess with the computer as much as you want and could just reboot it afterwards.
Yep. Read-only boot disk, virtualization, network boot (without write privileges) . . . there are a lot of ways that a compromised currently-running operating system can be rendered incapable of altering the state of the OS following a reboot.
You do need that software though
12:38 The problem isn't the fur or performance loss.
That is a bulky graphics card and it is supported at only one end.
The cat's weight and the card's weight combined will rip off the PCIe slot or break the graphics card.
That is gonna cost a lot.
Also, cats are static electricity generators.
S A G
0:47 Most Chromebook chargers are basic laptop chargers, but yes most are USB-C
7:10 No no no, you're gonna have a bad *time*
*Megalovania intensifies*
You just couldn't help yourself could you
@@maxmovv No, no I couldn't
2:44 That's definitely wind damage, Lexi. An EF0 tornado will do that to a trampoline, and not really do much else to the houses or anything else nearby.
...
"We've made another bomb!" ~Lexi
I love lexi because she’s like the voice on your head trying not to flip
I know you've been in tech support... you don't just let us figure it out, you go into great detail about why it's wrong... I feel your pain and I weep
Lexi is the light in my darkness.
her existence deletes my gender dysphoria
I agree! As another pre-voice-training trans girl
it's always heartwarming to read comments of people affirming her,
and even many others that defend her against those that don't.
I understand, especially coming from a video with audio only, they have a valid excuse.
Not knowing her or anything. But that just makes it **that much sweeter** that some do!
All of us are valid, no matter what we look like, sound like, or act like! ❤
@@braelinmichelus Hell yeah! I too am pre-voice training, as I am still in the closet, I can't really train at the moment. Lexis voice is heartwarming to me.
@@claudine404 Hold in, there. 🥰
Being in the closet sucks, although is necessary in some people's situations.
Just remember that you're valid, even if nobody knows. Only you can say for yourself who you are!
And also, when coming out,
remember to give people time and space.
You'll be surprised how some can come around. Especially for older folks, I've noticed. 😂
@@braelinmichelus Yuuup, true.
Oh, this makes the video even cooler! I thought Lexi was the person who submitted the first image of the network cable.
I'm also a trans girl who is a tech nerd! 🙂
About the kitten on the gpu, that GPU's fans go fast enough to cut nails clean off.
Also, cat fur often ends up with conductive materials in it, which could short the 12V pins that the kitten has their paw on, which can start a fire, or just straight up electrocute the kitten. Conveniently, there are pads at the other side also for the 12V rail, so the current would have a clear path straight through the body. It's only 12V, but its 12V straight from a PSU which looks like one of the cheap ones that don't have overcurrent protection or short-circuit protection. A kittens body will also have far, far less resistance than the human body (human body will have 2330ohms from hand to hand and half that from hand to foot for high voltage scenarios, so now imagine a kitten, but far thinner skin, lower voltage, sure, but extremely high current capability.
Cat fur is also very flammable, and certain components in a PC can emit fumes as well. And also, a 12V rail short to the PSU will end up popping a lot of capacitors, and I imagine the front fans on that PC will not be super kind to the kitten's face at that point.
Basically, yes, this isnt hardware gore yet, just "imminent" hardware gore and a crisis trip to the vet just waiting to happen
Modern GPUs are also usually designed to just barely be held well enough by a standard PCIe x16 socket with guard mount attached. A kittens weight is small, but for some motherboards, it could make enough of a difference. Plus, I doubt the kitten just floated gently onto the GPU. I know mine doesn't float, at least. It slams, then trips, then blames me regardless of whether I had anything to do with it
2:56 That joke is very funny and actually exactly at the right timestamp, as a power of 2 if you don't look at the colon ;)
I don’t watch your channel often, but the fact you know so much about tech is crazy to me
Lexi is a knowledgeable queen, girlbossing tech and youtube i love the emkay channel 😭
Queen? it would be king Girlbossing? it would be Himbossing
@@Mr.PoIish cope and seeth
@Mr. Polish it's really sad that you feel the need to nit pick all comments that say "she" and incorrectly correct them to "he" 😂
@@Feathered_Crow agreed
@@Feathered_Crow i can do what i want lol and what are you gonna do?
I’m laughing so hard, poor Lexi, she always gets stuck with these reddits. Let the woman have some cute ones too !
Seriously, Robin too
@lexi dunno why but your voice sounds different and much more soothing than normal. Also when are you going to do cursed comments again?
I'm pretty interested in coding, electronics and IT and I find these videos absolutely hilarious, I love how the host also gives some run-downs or information about what we're looking at, sometimes I've actually learnt something new. Please keep these videos going, they're awesome!
I am referring to the image at minute 10:19
I work at a major ISP, and we had several line cards for routers shipped from data center A to data center B (about half a million euros). They were driven across our country in a goddamn laundry basket without any kind of packaging by a private contractor in his VW Golf until they arrived at our place. Surprisingly, the line cards were not damaged at all... Good job Juniper ;)
I had personal experience with wires crossing signals. I'm not in tech support btw. It's that my brother decided to wire an old unused outlet to make it usable again. For some reason either my dad didn't think it was usable or he didn't want to wire it because of the placement making it hard to use. What happened is my brother with his bare knowledge did it when changing his bed. Because the outlet was easier to access and he could use it for his LEDs or for charging his phone. You get the idea. While doing this somehow the positive and negative got too close to one another. That caused our electricity shutting off at random to protect us. The thing is we didn't know that. We thought we had too many things plugged in! We always blamed the poor microwave or the dishwasher. The worst thing is we had to replace our alarm battery aswell. So the alarm would go off and there was no way for us to let the syrens stop from yelling. The power had to either go back on or after a while it would stop on his own but the light outside would still blink. My brother noticed it once and moved the cables slightly and wouldn't you know it? The power went off! He fixed it but damn. We had no idea.
Lexi's exasperated heavy breathing is a sign of sanity loss, for both Lexi and us watching.
The second I saw the title I said “Yes! 24 minutes of Lexi judging people”
23:41 I used to do field service for Dell (contract work)
The amount of service calls for computers that had COME BACK from the Dell repair center was way too high. Probably 30%-50% of my service calls. If ever I encountered a situation where I could not fix the computer, Dell would offer to have the computer repaired at the center. I always advised the customer against it.
I was looking at purchasing a ESP32 module today and on one of the ones I found on Amazon the listed included components was "Bluetooth" and if I scrolled down to the what's in the box section all that was there was "Bluetooth" I'm not sure how you can package Bluetooth in a box like that without any other chips but props to whoever at ESPREF figured that out. Oh did I mention it was on the ESPREF Amazon store?
9:22 That is the *EXACT* laptop I had for college until they learned that chromebooks are cheaper and so far less effective.
I am currently in tech support, and this video is PAIN. I literally just got a broken laptop back because the user folded it back, thinking it could fold backward into a tablet. They're lucky I had methods of getting the data off since it was an NVME SSD.
When installing cables under ground, put it in a pvc pipe for some extra protection from the elements, extra barrier between someone digging on top of it, or have critters that dig. Of course it'd cost a little bit more but will probably save a lot of headache later.
22:03 Something like this is in my living room, but on the electrical outlets. I am somewhat competent with electronics and electrical stuff, and when I was replacing some outlets in the living room because they had lost their grip completely, I had to literally cut around the cover plate with an exacto knife to cut the paint away. Plus the ground hole on some of the outlets weren't even usable because they were filled in with paint. I don't know what the painter was thinking.
at 20:40 when Lexi was talking about outdated infrastructure. I heard somewhere that until the release of Splatoon 3 along with Nintendo's new servers, the old servers that any online Nintendo game ran on was running on windows 98