These are just two friends trying to help you. Malinda is the one you should listen to but google translate is the friend who’s advice you actually listen to
I don't like astrology anyway, I'd rather listen to Google Translate. At least she (I guess Malinda just defined Translate's gender) can cheer me up with nonsense.
"If you want to achieve the goal of the day, consider living. You can do that. However it might be more complicated than expected." Well damn. I wasn't anticipating actual advice from this, but thank you.
This is almost like something my mother and I joke about when playing with Google Translate. We always use the same set of five languages, one of which is Maori, and it always messes up way worse than any of the others. We always talk about patting it on the head and saying "Oh, Maori".
@@melitopiia4730 Latin, Korean, Arabic, and German, our objective was to pick languages that all came from different language families for maximum confusion. I always go in the order Latin-Korean-Arabic-German-Maori and my mom uses Arabic-Korean-Maori-German-Latin. We sometimes run the same text through both sequences, and it comes out quite different, just by changing the order of the languages.
"If you want to achieve your goal of the day, consider living. You can do that." Favourite inspirational quote ever, I want it in Helvetica over an artsy landscape
"You must stimulate evil" "Don't be afraid to take things from them" "You can use violence for a long time" seems like Google inspired a lot of comic books villains
Aries: Wheeled Wheels - the Time symbol Taurus: Mule - well OK Gemini: Twin Kids - yep Cancer: That Is Sick - entirely appropriate Leo: Kitty! - ENTIRELY appropriate Virgo: It Is Right - i guess Libra: a LoT: oh definitely Scorpio: Scorpion In Debt - somebody better Make Her Pay Sagittarius: Cancer - Capricorn: Dragon - in the TvTropes "The Dragon" sense this works Aquarius: Wodnik - what Pieces: Moist - well OK...
"You've made a decision for the first time" "If you have pain you can get fit" "If you want to achieve the goal of the day, consider living" When Google Translate is more accurate than the actual Horoscope..
My horoscope features the phrases, “Yes, this is the end,” and, “Without Russia, there is no time to think,” even though I hate the apocalypse and communist countries. 🤦♂️
2:11 - "If you want to achieve the goal of the day, consider living." 2:40 - "If you have passed away, you will lose your chance." Kitty and It Is Right are pretty closely related, aren't they?
Aries: WHEELED WHEELS Taurus: MULE Gemini: TWIN KIDS Cancer: THAT IS SICK Leo: KITTY Virgo: IT IS RIGHT Libra: a LoT Scorpio: SCORPION IN DEBT Sagittarius: CaNcEr Capricorn: DRAGON Aquarius: WODNIK Pisces: MOIST
Things are actually quite good for us kitties. We're not going to break our legs in a door, no one is going to die, and we're not mean to Denmark for absolutely no reason.
What people say: "if you are uncertain, lean on the folks around you to help cheer you on and cheer you up" My brain: *"that is not enough. you cannot do anything about it."*
I am a That is Sick, and I've really appreciated my first ever decision and its connection to Denmark today. Don't ever let anyone tell you horoscopes aren't real.
I am a *m o i s t* and I see so that Denmark can be very important for the that sicks, I am too wonderful and faulty and muscle perfection of the mind is ideal for me and preferably for you, No discussion.
Denmark is an awesome place, but looking into our history it is clear Google Translate is right this time around. We went from being vikings and owning most of Scandinavia and some of England to being teeny tiny from losing to many wars.
I still want to know how only two got remotely close to what they're meant to be (Gemini being Twin Kids and Leo being Kitty), the rest are so completely off (although I guess Pisces is kind of close with Moist), then it decides to give Sagittarius an identity crisis. I mean Aries being Wheeled Wheels, how did Google Translate even get to that conclusion?
@@crystalgoddess4085 i would not be surprised if Taurus became mule because both are beasts of burden and some languages may not distinguish between them as far as use goes.
Aries - Wheeled Wheels Taurus - Mule Gemini - Twin Kids Cancer - That Is Sick Leo - Kitty Virgo - It Is Right Libra - A Lot Scorpio - Scorpion In Debt Sagittarius - Cancer Carpicorn - Dragon Aquarius - Wodnik Pisces - Moist Yes I re-write this comment 13 times Edit: Welp someone already done this...
Basically the same thing as the untranslated version, but it makes more sense than "take a swan and breathe it into your soul" from the meditation video instead of less.
Over two years later and this still makes me cackle like an idiot. As a Sagittarius, “try to take it slow” vs “try it all!” is so funny. It’s like the horoscope tried to reign us in and we were like “absolutely not”
So Cancers (who are actually Sagittarius) should try it all (yay Zootopia!) and try to stimulate evil (uhh...) all while opening the door and doing sad things.
*If you want to go on, you have to make sure things are going on* (Wipes Tear) Just, So inspirational Google, So inspirational OMG less than a day and 200+ likes, thanks everyone that’s a record! I barely get 20 likes on other comments 😂
Virgo inspiration: "Remember that you know exactly what to do and how to do it. Google Translate (and actually me): "That is not enough. You cannot do anything about it." Sigh...
“The work of Denmark is like...” That was hillrious! Because we are like that in Denmark! We know we do stuff, but we are like... wtf are we doing? 😂😂🇩🇰🇩🇰
Michael Straub-Riedler Don’t know if you are trolling.... And I don’t subscribe to him any longer. I don’t like his conten any more, but I still respect him 🙂
"Consider living. You can do that. However, it might be more complicated than expected."
Wow, that's very deep.
Godzillaman *sobbing* It’s trruuueeee
This should be on a t-shirt.
Living is sooo complicated. I can't even type without auto correction.
well actually it's even more complicated for me
(if you do not get this joke, read the comment, look at my reply again and read my name)
Godzillaman Yes
*_Life is good, so keep this in mind and you will be harmed today!_*
Yes, today is a good day
@@crestic7518 Ay!, Ice Cube reference
i'm a Taurian and I can see this happening to me 😐
This is true most of the time
Starting now and very this moment :)
Cancer “That is Sick”
It’s not *entirely* wrong,
Their personalities are sick! (in a good way)
lol
@@icecranberry2148 why thank you
................
DEEP!!
Why am I laughing at that?
“Life is good, so keep this in mind and you will be harmed today”
That’s the best Taurus horoscope I’ve heard ever!
-a Taurus
Truly one of the best translations, I was ROLLING! 🤣
mule*
”IF YOU HAVE PAIN YOU CAN GET FIT”
This is every PE teachers motto
Yes. Yes. YES.
Exactly XD
I read this right when she said it
No pain no gain lel XX
Where was this for motivation when I was in highschool
“If you want to achieve the goal of the day, *CoNsIdEr LiViNg* “
That’s not even mine, but I should try that.....
Well, that IS a pretty good idea.. I might try that as well!
@Ayano Aishi Well, r.i.p yan chan
@Ayano Aishi *F*
I Can Confirm This Is True For All Leo's
@@Zakalex L o l .
"If you have pain, you can get fit!"
Yup, that's basically excersise.
Lexi Lala i read that comment as she Said that XD
This is me on a daily basis 😂❤️🦒❤️
No pain, no gain
These are just two friends trying to help you. Malinda is the one you should listen to but google translate is the friend who’s advice you actually listen to
"YOU MUST STIMULATE EVIL"
I don't like astrology anyway, I'd rather listen to Google Translate. At least she (I guess Malinda just defined Translate's gender) can cheer me up with nonsense.
"If you want to achieve the goal of the day, consider living. You can do that. However it might be more complicated than expected."
Well damn. I wasn't anticipating actual advice from this, but thank you.
Ikr
As a leo i can confirm i can never achieve this😂
I like it
@@kellyyu598 You meant as a Kitty?
Deeeeeeeep
"YOU CAN MAKE A DECISION! FOR THE FIRST TIME!"
I-
I feel called out lmao
Every depressed indian child ever be like:
@Peach29 don't forget Gemini!
People talking to me LOL
That line was delivered so well it seriously gave John mulaney vibes
Google translate....
*Pats Google translate's shoulder*
Oh, Google Translate...
This is almost like something my mother and I joke about when playing with Google Translate. We always use the same set of five languages, one of which is Maori, and it always messes up way worse than any of the others. We always talk about patting it on the head and saying "Oh, Maori".
@@voiceoreason9884 If I may ask, what are the other four languages you use?
@@melitopiia4730 Latin, Korean, Arabic, and German, our objective was to pick languages that all came from different language families for maximum confusion. I always go in the order Latin-Korean-Arabic-German-Maori and my mom uses Arabic-Korean-Maori-German-Latin. We sometimes run the same text through both sequences, and it comes out quite different, just by changing the order of the languages.
"Are you considering taking on a role like a spoon?"
Me: Yes i want to be a spoon
-social anxiety-
But there is no spoon. It is you, what is bending.
@@Croftice1 did u just go matrix on his ass
"If you want to achieve your goal of the day, consider living. You can do that."
Favourite inspirational quote ever, I want it in Helvetica over an artsy landscape
relatable
@Luna ! *IF YOU HAVE PAIN, YOU CAN GET FIT*
@Luna ! *I mean, if gaining a hospital visit it is a gain, okay...*
Luna ! Yyyyyaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssss
However, it might be more complicated than expected.
As a Libra, I can confirm that I want to open doors and break my legs.
Unforeseen Breach I have actually broke my leg
what time is a libra?
H
me to
A lot
“Life is good, so keep this in mind ............and you will be harmed today”
Omg aso trueeee😂😂😂
Right?!
me: *dying*
Google translate: "consider living, you can do that."
me: i have been blessed with eternal life.
"Soo, what's your favourite type of exercise?"
"You know, nothing burns calories more than running on a speedy-speed"
Thanks! That will help a lot when Satan takes me to the pasta!
Yes, you must do it for your healthy health!
How do I go fast without being fasty fast?
Nerion, Espy Of Wolves eat a gradually watermelon
@@arcanearc Eat a Google dinner.
"Scorpion in debt"
When I heard this I just imagined a scorpion going "ah man I gotta pay my bills😥"
This is the most likes I've ever gotten
My dick is difficult but exceptional is what made my laugh into tears.
I classify as one of these
Yes.
Us scorpions are broke.
We need money
"You must stimulate evil"
"Don't be afraid to take things from them"
"You can use violence for a long time"
seems like Google inspired a lot of comic books villains
YOU MUST STIMULLATE EVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIL
I'm arie
Aries: Wheeled Wheels - the Time symbol
Taurus: Mule - well OK
Gemini: Twin Kids - yep
Cancer: That Is Sick - entirely appropriate
Leo: Kitty! - ENTIRELY appropriate
Virgo: It Is Right - i guess
Libra: a LoT: oh definitely
Scorpio: Scorpion In Debt - somebody better Make Her Pay
Sagittarius: Cancer -
Capricorn: Dragon - in the TvTropes "The Dragon" sense this works
Aquarius: Wodnik - what
Pieces: Moist - well OK...
Wodnik is Aquarius in Polish
*Pisces (not pieces)
@@heinrich.hitzinger Exactly!
Wodnik is Aquarius in Polish so...
Wodnik is Aquarius in Polish, it managed to translate it to Polish but failed to translate it back...
"The work of Denmark is like..
but I do not know what I'm doing"
Me at a geography test
thats me at a math test
^ the truth. (The math tests).
I am Danish and I don't know what I'm doing especially when I am working
Jessica LoveGood me at the geography bee today at school
I am from Denmark, so this is even more hilarious 🤣
*Life is good! Keep that in mind, and you'll be harmed today*
Me:....
Pessimists will be fine
Seems accurate. Whenever I have a good day shit goes wrong
@@pluto3194 Both of these are contradictions.
“If you have pain, you can get fit!”
My gym teachers every day
Aili Kelley “No pain, no gain”, they say hahahaha😂
*” are you considering taking on the role of a spoon”* - Google translate, Jan 24th, 2019
“Hey what’s your Zodiac sign?”
“Wheeled Wheels”
Me too
Same
Mine is That is Sick
Dragon
@@rubyj3287 me too! :)
“The work of Denmark is like... and I don’t know what I’m doing.”
So basically Hamlet.
They called us out
So, I'm a Cancer, let's see what my horoscope for today is!
"But I don't know what I'm doing!"
Yup, that's right
Cancer or saggitarius
NorthernStal The famously unfamous penguin do hou mean
*_It is sick or cancer_*
“Scorpion in debt”
Weird flex but ok
Malinda: you are a good leader
Google: you can use violence
This got me CHOKING 😂
Malinda*
Don't forget that there is also no discussion.
@@mwplaylist2890 And you need to break your muscles.
Same
No emojis plz it just makes your comment cringy
The fact that ‘Cancer’ is translated to ‘That is Sick’ is so funny to me
They, me top!
Or how Sagittarius was translated to cancer
I'm still trying to figure out what the hell "Wodnik" is.
literally
*You can make a decision for the FIRST TIME!*
"You've made a decision for the first time"
"If you have pain you can get fit"
"If you want to achieve the goal of the day, consider living"
When Google Translate is more accurate than the actual Horoscope..
Don’t forget:
Do not miss too much happy things
And:
Counting is important
*Cancer: "You've made a decision for the first time"*
Me: *Tries to be offended but can't make a decision for the life of me.*
This is how you feel when your mom let's you have some money to spend
That is sick*
I'm also a cancer and I also have problems with choice
*Coincidence?* I THINK *_NOT_*
ktimetogostartbelievinginhoroscopenonesensebye
@@zukamimotu..2071 same
I am guessing you are a Libra
I guess I'll check my horoscope, what could go wrong...
*LOOK AT YOUR SINS*
Well, alrighty then.
Mine:
*Two men were killed in their lives*
Yikes
My horoscope features the phrases, “Yes, this is the end,” and, “Without Russia, there is no time to think,” even though I hate the apocalypse and communist countries. 🤦♂️
@@nabielw and "don't be afraid to take things from them"
Are we supposed to rob two dead people?
@@felipet.m. idk, also we're supposed to take a role as a spoon? Apparently???
Wander Yonder that’s my horoscope too :D
Also Russia is not Communist anymore :/
Let's stop watching normal English and trust Google translate
I seriously wanna see Malinda's Google Translate history-
Constellation: Cancer
Google Translate: This is Sick
well.
Try not to rush things-
*_TRY IT ALL_*
My inner monologue
Actually the whole "Cancer" horoscope is an accurate representation of me at 3am
"Speedy speeds" XD
Who said anything about the gutter? I'm already in the sewers! XD
What about strengthening strong forces? XD
Me too😂
AHHHHHHHH YES
YOU HAVE GOT THE BEST CHANNEL EVER I LOVE YOU
Im in the water filtration dump
3:15 "In the whole world, you can enjoy the creatures. Make sure you do this."
basically Pokémon in a nutshell.
And Zoology in a nutshell too
You should do a Google translates kids' fairytales
Edit: omg thank you for the likes!
Humpty Dumpty (little fat bag)
Chile? (Cinderella)
The glory of the animal (Beauty & The Beast)
Small red red (guess which one that is haha)
@@jasmineqiang90 little red riding hood
Yes absolutely!
Snow White and Rose Red?
The Fool of the World and His Flying Ship?
Yes!!!
2:11
- "If you want to achieve the goal of the day, consider living."
2:40
- "If you have passed away, you will lose your chance."
Kitty and It Is Right are pretty closely related, aren't they?
Namadu ye
Leo & Virgo are relationship goals.
guess i gotta date a virgo
_“If you want to achieve the goal of the day, consider living.”_
*-Google Translate, 2019*
However it mnight be more complicated than you think
Well, they’re not wrong...
but it may be harder then expected
I was planning to die out of laughter, but I guess now I should reconsider......
you can do that
German officer to soldieron kristllnacht: "You must open the door and do sad things."
Aries: WHEELED WHEELS
Taurus: MULE
Gemini: TWIN KIDS
Cancer: THAT IS SICK
Leo: KITTY
Virgo: IT IS RIGHT
Libra: a LoT
Scorpio: SCORPION IN DEBT
Sagittarius: CaNcEr
Capricorn: DRAGON
Aquarius: WODNIK
Pisces: MOIST
Well
Twin kids it is
Why does Capricorn get the coolest translated name and I'm stuck with Moist? 😂😭
@@caitlynpreijers5260 it is right
@@caitlynpreijers5260
Pisces, being Moist and Genini, Twin Kids; my dear lady; got the only "Joe Cool" approved translated names.
I'm cAnCeR
"If you have passed away, you will lose your chance" oh really?
Especially if your name is Jamal
But "you would soon be able to sell it"
Challenge accepted. Not going to die or anything, I just want ghosts to have rights.
"Is that a challenge?"
@@orchideqvinox765 is that a lilly singh reference
“ *If you want things to go on, you have to make sure that things are going on_* “ Your daily dose of logic.
`Contrariwise,’ continued Tweedledee, `if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn’t, it ain’t. That’s logic.’
I think Google Translate meant "now is the time to take control".
@@japanpanda2179 I really want to take two fingers and shorten your name to Japanda.
@@meganb.2249 That's totally the idea but I wasn't sure if people would get it if I shortened the name
Scorpio: LOOK AT YOUR SINS.
Me: Huh. One step ahead, I already do that daily.
I REFUSE to believe in horoscopes. However the GT is the most accurate one. Guess I’m gonna look at my sons now dude.
0:55 "You have to make an interesting lecture on this topic."
The life of a teacher.
1:01 "Answer the questions!"
The life of a student.
Counting is important!
I'm "kitty" and I agree Google translate, I agree.
Im kitty too!
Things are actually quite good for us kitties. We're not going to break our legs in a door, no one is going to die, and we're not mean to Denmark for absolutely no reason.
I would like your comment but... 69 likes....
I’m *Kitty* Love, but sadly I’m a lot. :(
Me too! I'm kitty!
"You want to prepare to open the door and break your legs"
Makes sense to me.
I'm so prepared to open the door and break my legs
What people say: "if you are uncertain, lean on the folks around you to help cheer you on and cheer you up"
My brain: *"that is not enough. you cannot do anything about it."*
Why does google translate make more sense than the actual horoscopes 😂
"keep this in mind: you WILL be harmed today"
Tiger Epic I was already harmed when I came out of the womb
Truer words were never spoken
I am waiting for the Harming right now... slightly scared! 😐😐😂
SkylightGamer wot
The life of an optimistic person:
“Life is good, so keep this in mind and you will be harmed today”
Try being a pessimist, that way, any surprise is a good one.
@@teaartist6455 Life is awful, don't remember this so that you can harm yourself.
"If you have passed away, you will lose your chance..."
You don't say...
*N O W B R E A K Y O U R L E G S*
*EPIC DANCE
"Are you considering taking on a role like a spoon?" As a matter of fact, I am. That spoon shortage in Egypt is no joke!
Damn those lord siths
put the spoon in a sacred place
I got that reference.
Wut ?
@@mysterysunfurled , connected to the brain!
*Cancer* - I don't know what I'm doing. Pretty accurate tbh.
True
*WHAT AM I DOING?*
@@aeongbread7073 WHAT DO I DO TO ME?
Celty Sturluson yep
Celty Sturluson i ´m cancer
Scorpion in Debt.
*Ahh... yes, the Greek Scorpions are here.*
(Quite literary, since all these horoscopes started in Greece)
Wait so the whole thing is
Scorpion in debt,
Lion in debt,
Crab in debt,
Horse guy dude thing in debt,
Goat mermaid in debt...?
I am a That is Sick, and I've really appreciated my first ever decision and its connection to Denmark today.
Don't ever let anyone tell you horoscopes aren't real.
@Maria B Word
Maria B I am a mule I have no clue what I was should have done
I am a *m o i s t* and I see so that Denmark can be very important for the that sicks, I am too wonderful and faulty and muscle perfection of the mind is ideal for me and preferably for you, No discussion.
Oof
Emanating Faucet I am a Wheeled Wheel.
The work of Denmark is like; "but I don't know what I am doing"
Way too acurate.
Can confirm
But how so? Denmark seems like such an awesome place.
Denmark is an awesome place, but looking into our history it is clear Google Translate is right this time around. We went from being vikings and owning most of Scandinavia and some of England to being teeny tiny from losing to many wars.
@@navntoft6984 Det er alt for sandt
@@navntoft6984 Well I mean... You still own Greenland, which is a big plus.
Sagittarius is Cancer, Cancer is ''That is sick'', Gemini is ''Twin kids'' and Leo is ''Kitty''
ok wHAT THE HECK GOOGLE
Taurus is Mule and Capricorn is Dragon!
I still want to know how only two got remotely close to what they're meant to be (Gemini being Twin Kids and Leo being Kitty), the rest are so completely off (although I guess Pisces is kind of close with Moist), then it decides to give Sagittarius an identity crisis.
I mean Aries being Wheeled Wheels, how did Google Translate even get to that conclusion?
Wodnik is actually the Polish of one of the horoscopes.
@@crystalgoddess4085 i would not be surprised if Taurus became mule because both are beasts of burden and some languages may not distinguish between them as far as use goes.
It is either a person who specialises in water or a mythical creature.
"you have to make an interesting lecture on this topic"
"answer the questions!"
English class in a nutshell
Calling the lion a kitty is such a huge understatement... I don't want a lion as a pet. ^^
I laughed way too hard at “THAT IS SICK!”
I laughed at “scorpion in debt” and “get your head out of the gutter it’s spelled with a capital D”
I lost it at "CANCER (???)". Especially since I'm a Sagittarius. Apparently my sign changed without me knowing, LOL!
@Andrew Loving Now break your legs **dance**
I'm a "kitty" and I'm 80% sure Google is implying im in mortal danger
2:34 office has joined the battle
Them: "hey what's your sign?"
Me: *Twin Kids*
Paolo Lumontod Same! Im actually glad Capricorn has been translated into Dragon! 🐉
Same
I'm That Is Sick.
*_A l o t_*
Mine is "it is right"
Aries - Wheeled Wheels
Taurus - Mule
Gemini - Twin Kids
Cancer - That Is Sick
Leo - Kitty
Virgo - It Is Right
Libra - A Lot
Scorpio - Scorpion In Debt
Sagittarius - Cancer
Carpicorn - Dragon
Aquarius - Wodnik
Pisces - Moist
Yes I re-write this comment 13 times
Edit: Welp someone already done this...
To be fair, Twin Kids and Kitty are not inaccurate.
Im Libraaa
@@snufkin13823 *a lot
@@nicholasvannoek7838 oops yea I meant im a lot
It was *totallY* autocorrect's fault, yea--
@@snufkin13823 I'm an A Lot too
"You must stimulate evil!"
...I'm not so certain where to begin with that.
First, take away candy from a baby in a stroller that HIS DAD is PUSHING. This must be done exactly 38 feet away from your mailbox.
"The work of Denmark is like... But I do not know what I'm doing!"
People in Denmark: " They're on to us..."
Funfact: in Polish Aquarius is Wodnik, so that means Google Translator got one thing right.
BeastKonoha World I already wrote a comment about it, but my channel was deleted.
Fun fact: Nobody cares about that dying language
So... not really dying, more like stagnating.
@@lanabanana9038 funfact: polish people exist, speak polish, and care about the language.
@@crazyweirdgirl115 yeah, that's disgusting. Don't admit to that
"If you want things to go on, you have to make sure that things are going on."
Words to live by
Aut there si no soon. T si your, what si bendino.
Twin Kids mantra for sure!
Basically the same thing as the untranslated version, but it makes more sense than "take a swan and breathe it into your soul" from the meditation video instead of less.
Google translate: Consider taking on the role of a spoon
Me: As an Aquarius I can confirm that I now identify as a spoon
Wodnik*
But are you the big spoon or little spoon
Eisenhower ti night be more complicate than your think
we are both wodniks
Sameee
Over two years later and this still makes me cackle like an idiot. As a Sagittarius, “try to take it slow” vs “try it all!” is so funny. It’s like the horoscope tried to reign us in and we were like “absolutely not”
Please do an airline safety video next Malinda
Luk3P05 - That would be sooo funny 😂😂😂
Omg yes
Yes please!!!
That’s a good one!
Omg yes!!!!
*SPEEDY SPEED*
SPEEDY SPEED BOY, GASOLINE BURNING
gotta go fast
rollin' around at the speed of sound.
Now I'm expecting a speedy speed shirt
The Cancer _(Saggitarius)_ one got me
-Try not to rush everything-
*TRY IT ALL!!!*
So Cancers (who are actually Sagittarius) should try it all (yay Zootopia!) and try to stimulate evil (uhh...) all while opening the door and doing sad things.
Stimulate evil!! XD. I knew mom was ebil.
just run up into a gym like "hey I'm going to hop on the Speedy speed"
"If you want things to go on, you have to make sure that things are going on." This is basically horoscope, just a little bit more explicit lol
Do its raining men by the weather girls
john doe YES
yessss
yes
OH. MY. GODYES.
oh my goodness, yesssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5:23 apparently my star sign is now called “moist”
Edit: “Why not just break your muscles?” Wow...thanks google translate...
We can use violence for a long time
I am a wheel that has been wheeled
"Look at your sins!"
"You must simulate evil."
"You can use violence for a long time."
But.... I'm a Sagittarius, not a Cancer. Oh well, gonna go stimulate evil now.
*WE ARE NOW CANCER*
I'm gonna do what mules do.
ima gonna stimulate Cats now cause i am a leo(Kitty)
Let's stimulate evil, my bros
I’m moist and I’m gonna use violence for a long time
Come fellow Wodniks, lets form an army of spoons!
Didn't you know that there's a spoon shortage? Not enough to form an army.
Sporks maybe?
I have a spatula.
Battle between spoon and sponge
What about a fork???
*All Sagittariuses Have Identity Issues Now*
Are We Sagittarius
Are We Cancer
WHAT ARE WE
We are confusion. That's what we are 😂
@@coconutshook I Understood That Reference
We are the stimulation of evil.....
Malinda opened the door to me and now she is doing sad things
At least you are something. But what the heck is a wodnik?
Me : comes back with and F on a test*
My mom : 3:51
"Do your homework!"
"I'm just finishing up my exercises on the speedy speed!"
*If you want to go on, you have to make sure things are going on*
(Wipes Tear) Just, So inspirational Google, So inspirational
OMG less than a day and 200+ likes, thanks everyone that’s a record! I barely get 20 likes on other comments 😂
this is really importante when stimulating evil
@@victor8100 Or relegating tasks, or programming.
0:07 Wheeled Wheels (Aries)
0:41 Mule (Taurus)
1:03 Twin Kids (Gemini)
1:36 That Is Sick (Cancer)
2:02 Kitty (Leo)
2:27 It Is Right (Virgo)
2:59 A Lot (Libra)
3:29 Scorpion In Debt (Scorpio)
4:10 Cancer (Sagittarius)
4:35 Dragon (Capricorn)
4:57 Wodnik (Aquarius)
5:23 Moist >ew< (Pisces)
_where are all the _*_moists?_*
Thanks so much!
The funny thing is Wodnik means Aquarius in Polish
So are you a Cancer or a... Cancer?
@@EverSnaxolotl I'm a Kitty, actually.
"If you wanted to achieve your goal of the day, consider living. You can do that."
However it might be more complicated than expected.
„without russia there is no time to think“ i’m crying
As a Russian I laughed so hard I fell of my chair
Homura the emo nerd thank you for giving us time to think with your country
@@neko6656 *you're welcome
@@homuraakemi3165 same XD only, i fell off of my bed, not a chair
Let's sing Russian national anthem
This translation is just beautiful. I love it. I died at "scorpion in debt" lol
Also "wodnik" means aquarius in polish ;)
Oh that’s nice to know
Virgo inspiration: "Remember that you know exactly what to do and how to do it.
Google Translate (and actually me): "That is not enough. You cannot do anything about it."
Sigh...
Adeline Rose thebgoogle translate version is just virgos struggling with perfectionism lmao
"You have to make an interesting lecture on this topic."
*screams in academia*
I clicked as fast as I could!
What abomination did google birth this time!
as fast as speedy speed!
Yes! I can run at a time
“The work of Denmark is like...” That was hillrious! Because we are like that in Denmark! We know we do stuff, but we are like... wtf are we doing? 😂😂🇩🇰🇩🇰
I was so gonna comment about that if I didn't see a Dane do so!
Denmark dosnt exist ist just NATO Propaganda
also subscribe 2 pwediepie
Michael Straub-Riedler Don’t know if you are trolling....
And I don’t subscribe to him any longer. I don’t like his conten any more, but I still respect him 🙂
so the denmakr Thing is a Meme frmo the HOI4 communiti
and the subscribe 2 pewdiepie is because we Need 2 beat T-sheries
Michael Straub-Riedler Ah okay, that make sense 🙂
I know that, but it still don’t change my choise of not subscribe to him agin 🙂
Me, looking at my student loans: yep, I'm definitely a scorpion in debt... lmao
"Twin kids"
No, she's got a point-
YOU CAN MAKE A DECISION. *FOR THE FIRST TIME!* (on the speedy speeds, perhaps?)
Crazy Beans of course