Google Translate Reads Your Horoscope

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  • @Godzillaman
    @Godzillaman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7304

    "Consider living. You can do that. However, it might be more complicated than expected."
    Wow, that's very deep.

    • @wolfheart8604
      @wolfheart8604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Godzillaman *sobbing* It’s trruuueeee

    • @GaveenPrabhasara
      @GaveenPrabhasara 5 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      This should be on a t-shirt.

    • @tannem2006
      @tannem2006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Living is sooo complicated. I can't even type without auto correction.

    • @WinterDutchie
      @WinterDutchie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      well actually it's even more complicated for me
      (if you do not get this joke, read the comment, look at my reply again and read my name)

    • @wloxya7422
      @wloxya7422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Godzillaman Yes

  • @Mollymauking
    @Mollymauking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3188

    *_Life is good, so keep this in mind and you will be harmed today!_*

    • @crestic7518
      @crestic7518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Yes, today is a good day

    • @emanatingf
      @emanatingf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@crestic7518 Ay!, Ice Cube reference

    • @salviarifdah2730
      @salviarifdah2730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      i'm a Taurian and I can see this happening to me 😐

    • @cattycatqueen7643
      @cattycatqueen7643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      This is true most of the time

    • @koplevshundenov8858
      @koplevshundenov8858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Starting now and very this moment :)

  • @UnorthodoxSoundwave.
    @UnorthodoxSoundwave. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2637

    Cancer “That is Sick”
    It’s not *entirely* wrong,

  • @pendadenda1331
    @pendadenda1331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    “Life is good, so keep this in mind and you will be harmed today”
    That’s the best Taurus horoscope I’ve heard ever!
    -a Taurus

  • @amychamberlain6403
    @amychamberlain6403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1518

    ”IF YOU HAVE PAIN YOU CAN GET FIT”
    This is every PE teachers motto

    • @ah9259
      @ah9259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yes. Yes. YES.

    • @Editing_Dog
      @Editing_Dog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Exactly XD

    • @wlouderback02
      @wlouderback02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I read this right when she said it

    • @ArtistRamWill
      @ArtistRamWill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No pain no gain lel XX

    • @yimbex6871
      @yimbex6871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Where was this for motivation when I was in highschool

  • @rosie.bella19
    @rosie.bella19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +832

    “If you want to achieve the goal of the day, *CoNsIdEr LiViNg* “
    That’s not even mine, but I should try that.....

  • @lexilala1968
    @lexilala1968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1010

    "If you have pain, you can get fit!"
    Yup, that's basically excersise.

    • @sebziez
      @sebziez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lexi Lala i read that comment as she Said that XD

    • @panda_playsyt9421
      @panda_playsyt9421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is me on a daily basis 😂❤️🦒❤️

    • @coyraig8332
      @coyraig8332 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No pain, no gain

  • @innisjeffries3046
    @innisjeffries3046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    These are just two friends trying to help you. Malinda is the one you should listen to but google translate is the friend who’s advice you actually listen to

    • @StrongestLibrafluidAlive
      @StrongestLibrafluidAlive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "YOU MUST STIMULATE EVIL"

    • @ARandomSpace
      @ARandomSpace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I don't like astrology anyway, I'd rather listen to Google Translate. At least she (I guess Malinda just defined Translate's gender) can cheer me up with nonsense.

  • @natsmith303
    @natsmith303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1833

    "If you want to achieve the goal of the day, consider living. You can do that. However it might be more complicated than expected."
    Well damn. I wasn't anticipating actual advice from this, but thank you.

  • @flamexx7735
    @flamexx7735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1258

    "YOU CAN MAKE A DECISION! FOR THE FIRST TIME!"
    I-
    I feel called out lmao

    • @ns.kha29
      @ns.kha29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Every depressed indian child ever be like:

    • @candace219
      @candace219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Peach29 don't forget Gemini!

    • @movedtothreemoonwatchers
      @movedtothreemoonwatchers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      People talking to me LOL

    • @TropicalSwan34
      @TropicalSwan34 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That line was delivered so well it seriously gave John mulaney vibes

  • @cronch5268
    @cronch5268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    Google translate....
    *Pats Google translate's shoulder*
    Oh, Google Translate...

    • @voiceoreason9884
      @voiceoreason9884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This is almost like something my mother and I joke about when playing with Google Translate. We always use the same set of five languages, one of which is Maori, and it always messes up way worse than any of the others. We always talk about patting it on the head and saying "Oh, Maori".

    • @melitopiia4730
      @melitopiia4730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@voiceoreason9884 If I may ask, what are the other four languages you use?

    • @voiceoreason9884
      @voiceoreason9884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@melitopiia4730 Latin, Korean, Arabic, and German, our objective was to pick languages that all came from different language families for maximum confusion. I always go in the order Latin-Korean-Arabic-German-Maori and my mom uses Arabic-Korean-Maori-German-Latin. We sometimes run the same text through both sequences, and it comes out quite different, just by changing the order of the languages.

  • @mars-yf6ry
    @mars-yf6ry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    "Are you considering taking on a role like a spoon?"
    Me: Yes i want to be a spoon
    -social anxiety-

    • @Croftice1
      @Croftice1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But there is no spoon. It is you, what is bending.

    • @tathnousoxide9707
      @tathnousoxide9707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Croftice1 did u just go matrix on his ass

  • @МарияГеоргиева-ж5з
    @МарияГеоргиева-ж5з 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1423

    "If you want to achieve your goal of the day, consider living. You can do that."
    Favourite inspirational quote ever, I want it in Helvetica over an artsy landscape

    • @kinofabe
      @kinofabe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      relatable

    • @buttercupkat
      @buttercupkat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @Luna ! *IF YOU HAVE PAIN, YOU CAN GET FIT*

    • @buttercupkat
      @buttercupkat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Luna ! *I mean, if gaining a hospital visit it is a gain, okay...*

    • @ArtisticSin
      @ArtisticSin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Luna ! Yyyyyaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssss

    • @zradysis08
      @zradysis08 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      However, it might be more complicated than expected.

  • @unforeseenbreach141
    @unforeseenbreach141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +778

    As a Libra, I can confirm that I want to open doors and break my legs.

  • @keicullen4139
    @keicullen4139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    “Life is good, so keep this in mind ............and you will be harmed today”
    Omg aso trueeee😂😂😂

  • @dramaticdog337
    @dramaticdog337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    me: *dying*
    Google translate: "consider living, you can do that."
    me: i have been blessed with eternal life.

  • @amnesiacwhaleshark2413
    @amnesiacwhaleshark2413 5 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    "Soo, what's your favourite type of exercise?"
    "You know, nothing burns calories more than running on a speedy-speed"

    • @pondboy3682
      @pondboy3682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Thanks! That will help a lot when Satan takes me to the pasta!

    • @sabliath9148
      @sabliath9148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yes, you must do it for your healthy health!

    • @YouTubeExplore777
      @YouTubeExplore777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How do I go fast without being fasty fast?

    • @arcanearc
      @arcanearc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nerion, Espy Of Wolves eat a gradually watermelon

    • @YouTubeExplore777
      @YouTubeExplore777 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@arcanearc Eat a Google dinner.

  • @jayflight1395
    @jayflight1395 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1301

    "Scorpion in debt"
    When I heard this I just imagined a scorpion going "ah man I gotta pay my bills😥"

    • @jayflight1395
      @jayflight1395 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      This is the most likes I've ever gotten

    • @Andromeda823
      @Andromeda823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      My dick is difficult but exceptional is what made my laugh into tears.

    • @minthesis
      @minthesis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I classify as one of these

    • @AnitaG2003
      @AnitaG2003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yes.
      Us scorpions are broke.

    • @worldsworstyapper
      @worldsworstyapper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      We need money

  • @erviatangerine5108
    @erviatangerine5108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    "You must stimulate evil"
    "Don't be afraid to take things from them"
    "You can use violence for a long time"
    seems like Google inspired a lot of comic books villains

    • @RosieTheBoneCat
      @RosieTheBoneCat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      YOU MUST STIMULLATE EVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIL

    • @MoMo-sf8vk
      @MoMo-sf8vk 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm arie

  • @itsahexagon
    @itsahexagon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    Aries: Wheeled Wheels - the Time symbol
    Taurus: Mule - well OK
    Gemini: Twin Kids - yep
    Cancer: That Is Sick - entirely appropriate
    Leo: Kitty! - ENTIRELY appropriate
    Virgo: It Is Right - i guess
    Libra: a LoT: oh definitely
    Scorpio: Scorpion In Debt - somebody better Make Her Pay
    Sagittarius: Cancer -
    Capricorn: Dragon - in the TvTropes "The Dragon" sense this works
    Aquarius: Wodnik - what
    Pieces: Moist - well OK...

    • @somename625
      @somename625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Wodnik is Aquarius in Polish

    • @heinrich.hitzinger
      @heinrich.hitzinger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      *Pisces (not pieces)

    • @somename625
      @somename625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@heinrich.hitzinger Exactly!

    • @karolkozik5918
      @karolkozik5918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Wodnik is Aquarius in Polish so...

    • @TrimutiusToo
      @TrimutiusToo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Wodnik is Aquarius in Polish, it managed to translate it to Polish but failed to translate it back...

  • @willnotshutup
    @willnotshutup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    "The work of Denmark is like..
    but I do not know what I'm doing"
    Me at a geography test

    • @kazooplayer3
      @kazooplayer3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      thats me at a math test

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ^ the truth. (The math tests).

    • @Birtheish
      @Birtheish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I am Danish and I don't know what I'm doing especially when I am working

    • @elideangeli5098
      @elideangeli5098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jessica LoveGood me at the geography bee today at school

    • @ToriEnglishArtsandPaws
      @ToriEnglishArtsandPaws 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I am from Denmark, so this is even more hilarious 🤣

  • @theweirdo6833
    @theweirdo6833 5 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    *Life is good! Keep that in mind, and you'll be harmed today*
    Me:....

    • @e.s.lavall9219
      @e.s.lavall9219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Pessimists will be fine

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Seems accurate. Whenever I have a good day shit goes wrong

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pluto3194 Both of these are contradictions.

  • @aili8591
    @aili8591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    “If you have pain, you can get fit!”
    My gym teachers every day

    • @gabosampallosaez5296
      @gabosampallosaez5296 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aili Kelley “No pain, no gain”, they say hahahaha😂

  • @jocelynhyde2197
    @jocelynhyde2197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    *” are you considering taking on the role of a spoon”* - Google translate, Jan 24th, 2019

  • @QuackersLikesToQuack
    @QuackersLikesToQuack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1844

    “Hey what’s your Zodiac sign?”
    “Wheeled Wheels”

  • @BarterTom
    @BarterTom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    “The work of Denmark is like... and I don’t know what I’m doing.”
    So basically Hamlet.

    • @bluelake713
      @bluelake713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      They called us out

  • @ludek9071
    @ludek9071 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    So, I'm a Cancer, let's see what my horoscope for today is!
    "But I don't know what I'm doing!"
    Yup, that's right

  • @kaechidi5025
    @kaechidi5025 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    “Scorpion in debt”
    Weird flex but ok

  • @Patience-gd4qu
    @Patience-gd4qu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1710

    Malinda: you are a good leader
    Google: you can use violence
    This got me CHOKING 😂

  • @chloesantos8637
    @chloesantos8637 5 ปีที่แล้ว +638

    The fact that ‘Cancer’ is translated to ‘That is Sick’ is so funny to me

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They, me top!

    • @FaeriePrince
      @FaeriePrince 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Or how Sagittarius was translated to cancer

    • @djmoch1001
      @djmoch1001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I'm still trying to figure out what the hell "Wodnik" is.

    • @StrongestLibrafluidAlive
      @StrongestLibrafluidAlive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      literally

    • @HisamiYomotsu
      @HisamiYomotsu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *You can make a decision for the FIRST TIME!*

  • @nikapokrovsky1955
    @nikapokrovsky1955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    "You've made a decision for the first time"
    "If you have pain you can get fit"
    "If you want to achieve the goal of the day, consider living"
    When Google Translate is more accurate than the actual Horoscope..

    • @NSegaXP
      @NSegaXP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Don’t forget:
      Do not miss too much happy things
      And:
      Counting is important

  • @LilSiannyBean
    @LilSiannyBean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1184

    *Cancer: "You've made a decision for the first time"*
    Me: *Tries to be offended but can't make a decision for the life of me.*

    • @rexcake
      @rexcake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      This is how you feel when your mom let's you have some money to spend

    • @angeldenman5427
      @angeldenman5427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That is sick*

    • @zukamimotu..2071
      @zukamimotu..2071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I'm also a cancer and I also have problems with choice
      *Coincidence?* I THINK *_NOT_*
      ktimetogostartbelievinginhoroscopenonesensebye

    • @x_itzliana_x4324
      @x_itzliana_x4324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zukamimotu..2071 same

    • @runa2604
      @runa2604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am guessing you are a Libra

  • @arnerademacker8548
    @arnerademacker8548 5 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    I guess I'll check my horoscope, what could go wrong...
    *LOOK AT YOUR SINS*
    Well, alrighty then.

    • @nabielw
      @nabielw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mine:
      *Two men were killed in their lives*
      Yikes

    • @wanderyonder3009
      @wanderyonder3009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My horoscope features the phrases, “Yes, this is the end,” and, “Without Russia, there is no time to think,” even though I hate the apocalypse and communist countries. 🤦‍♂️

    • @felipet.m.
      @felipet.m. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nabielw and "don't be afraid to take things from them"
      Are we supposed to rob two dead people?

    • @nabielw
      @nabielw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@felipet.m. idk, also we're supposed to take a role as a spoon? Apparently???

    • @martintobar7966
      @martintobar7966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wander Yonder that’s my horoscope too :D
      Also Russia is not Communist anymore :/

  • @TamarasDumb
    @TamarasDumb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    Let's stop watching normal English and trust Google translate

  • @sr42009
    @sr42009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I seriously wanna see Malinda's Google Translate history-

  • @screemumsm9991
    @screemumsm9991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Constellation: Cancer
    Google Translate: This is Sick
    well.

  • @bugbear2357
    @bugbear2357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Try not to rush things-
    *_TRY IT ALL_*
    My inner monologue
    Actually the whole "Cancer" horoscope is an accurate representation of me at 3am

  • @TheNoteblockLizard
    @TheNoteblockLizard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +871

    "Speedy speeds" XD
    Who said anything about the gutter? I'm already in the sewers! XD

  • @Tripp-y9b
    @Tripp-y9b ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:15 "In the whole world, you can enjoy the creatures. Make sure you do this."
    basically Pokémon in a nutshell.

  • @georgiak6965
    @georgiak6965 5 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    You should do a Google translates kids' fairytales
    Edit: omg thank you for the likes!

    • @musicwiggle22
      @musicwiggle22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Humpty Dumpty (little fat bag)
      Chile? (Cinderella)
      The glory of the animal (Beauty & The Beast)

    • @jasmineqiang90
      @jasmineqiang90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Small red red (guess which one that is haha)

    • @musicwiggle22
      @musicwiggle22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jasmineqiang90 little red riding hood

    • @Arkylie
      @Arkylie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes absolutely!
      Snow White and Rose Red?
      The Fool of the World and His Flying Ship?

    • @nabielw
      @nabielw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes!!!

  • @Namadu7
    @Namadu7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    2:11
    - "If you want to achieve the goal of the day, consider living."
    2:40
    - "If you have passed away, you will lose your chance."
    Kitty and It Is Right are pretty closely related, aren't they?

    • @virtue1993
      @virtue1993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Namadu ye

    • @maj_maas
      @maj_maas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Leo & Virgo are relationship goals.

    • @karsenloveskartoons
      @karsenloveskartoons 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      guess i gotta date a virgo

  • @caughtinyourtrance
    @caughtinyourtrance 5 ปีที่แล้ว +796

    _“If you want to achieve the goal of the day, consider living.”_
    *-Google Translate, 2019*

    • @theramendutchman
      @theramendutchman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      However it mnight be more complicated than you think

    • @awaywiththefaeries9464
      @awaywiththefaeries9464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Well, they’re not wrong...

    • @Ssspork
      @Ssspork 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      but it may be harder then expected

    • @belalabusultan5911
      @belalabusultan5911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was planning to die out of laughter, but I guess now I should reconsider......

    • @honeypie4156
      @honeypie4156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you can do that

  • @dacoolnesschannel5083
    @dacoolnesschannel5083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    German officer to soldieron kristllnacht: "You must open the door and do sad things."

  • @kahaboebs
    @kahaboebs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2003

    Aries: WHEELED WHEELS
    Taurus: MULE
    Gemini: TWIN KIDS
    Cancer: THAT IS SICK
    Leo: KITTY
    Virgo: IT IS RIGHT
    Libra: a LoT
    Scorpio: SCORPION IN DEBT
    Sagittarius: CaNcEr
    Capricorn: DRAGON
    Aquarius: WODNIK
    Pisces: MOIST

    • @Paula-vq5pt
      @Paula-vq5pt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      Well
      Twin kids it is

    • @caitlynpreijers5260
      @caitlynpreijers5260 5 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      Why does Capricorn get the coolest translated name and I'm stuck with Moist? 😂😭

    • @colsonweiser5648
      @colsonweiser5648 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@caitlynpreijers5260 it is right

    • @thomasboese3793
      @thomasboese3793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@caitlynpreijers5260
      Pisces, being Moist and Genini, Twin Kids; my dear lady; got the only "Joe Cool" approved translated names.

    • @Vortexiiixii
      @Vortexiiixii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I'm cAnCeR

  • @Tarmax94
    @Tarmax94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    "If you have passed away, you will lose your chance" oh really?

    • @orchideqvinox765
      @orchideqvinox765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Especially if your name is Jamal

    • @neonthefox3550
      @neonthefox3550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But "you would soon be able to sell it"

    • @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967
      @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Challenge accepted. Not going to die or anything, I just want ghosts to have rights.

    • @MissEarthling
      @MissEarthling 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Is that a challenge?"

    • @emadmary4271
      @emadmary4271 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@orchideqvinox765 is that a lilly singh reference

  • @andymac8437
    @andymac8437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    “ *If you want things to go on, you have to make sure that things are going on_* “ Your daily dose of logic.

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      `Contrariwise,’ continued Tweedledee, `if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn’t, it ain’t. That’s logic.’

    • @eMorphized
      @eMorphized 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think Google Translate meant "now is the time to take control".

    • @meganb.2249
      @meganb.2249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@japanpanda2179 I really want to take two fingers and shorten your name to Japanda.

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@meganb.2249 That's totally the idea but I wasn't sure if people would get it if I shortened the name

  • @puredemon5926
    @puredemon5926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Scorpio: LOOK AT YOUR SINS.
    Me: Huh. One step ahead, I already do that daily.

    • @BigRockyGaming
      @BigRockyGaming ปีที่แล้ว

      I REFUSE to believe in horoscopes. However the GT is the most accurate one. Guess I’m gonna look at my sons now dude.

  • @OrangeKyle91
    @OrangeKyle91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    0:55 "You have to make an interesting lecture on this topic."
    The life of a teacher.

    • @TheNewOrchestra
      @TheNewOrchestra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      1:01 "Answer the questions!"
      The life of a student.

    • @colewong7431
      @colewong7431 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Counting is important!

  • @maxautisticpro
    @maxautisticpro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    I'm "kitty" and I agree Google translate, I agree.

    • @raileyfrominsideout
      @raileyfrominsideout 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Im kitty too!

    • @JustSomeCanuck
      @JustSomeCanuck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Things are actually quite good for us kitties. We're not going to break our legs in a door, no one is going to die, and we're not mean to Denmark for absolutely no reason.

    • @olilovesundertale3588
      @olilovesundertale3588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I would like your comment but... 69 likes....

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m *Kitty* Love, but sadly I’m a lot. :(

    • @RavenLunatic517
      @RavenLunatic517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too! I'm kitty!

  • @michellexx8593
    @michellexx8593 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    "You want to prepare to open the door and break your legs"

  • @pistachio6843
    @pistachio6843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    What people say: "if you are uncertain, lean on the folks around you to help cheer you on and cheer you up"
    My brain: *"that is not enough. you cannot do anything about it."*

  • @lucyk4119
    @lucyk4119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Why does google translate make more sense than the actual horoscopes 😂

  • @cel3142
    @cel3142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    "keep this in mind: you WILL be harmed today"

    • @Skylight_xX
      @Skylight_xX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tiger Epic I was already harmed when I came out of the womb

    • @pondboy3682
      @pondboy3682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Truer words were never spoken

    • @elanorallmann
      @elanorallmann 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am waiting for the Harming right now... slightly scared! 😐😐😂

    • @anonymousperson2958
      @anonymousperson2958 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      SkylightGamer wot

  • @Leader7353
    @Leader7353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    The life of an optimistic person:
    “Life is good, so keep this in mind and you will be harmed today”

    • @teaartist6455
      @teaartist6455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Try being a pessimist, that way, any surprise is a good one.

    • @CarMedicine
      @CarMedicine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@teaartist6455 Life is awful, don't remember this so that you can harm yourself.

  • @TrimutiusToo
    @TrimutiusToo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "If you have passed away, you will lose your chance..."
    You don't say...

  • @deadbananaz4077
    @deadbananaz4077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    *N O W B R E A K Y O U R L E G S*
    *EPIC DANCE

  • @Star_Jewel
    @Star_Jewel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    "Are you considering taking on a role like a spoon?" As a matter of fact, I am. That spoon shortage in Egypt is no joke!

  • @chrysopelea1986
    @chrysopelea1986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    *Cancer* - I don't know what I'm doing. Pretty accurate tbh.

    • @Dougiewoof
      @Dougiewoof 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      True

    • @aeongbread7073
      @aeongbread7073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      *WHAT AM I DOING?*

    • @SolangeAbri
      @SolangeAbri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@aeongbread7073 WHAT DO I DO TO ME?

    • @joeybunny8044
      @joeybunny8044 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Celty Sturluson yep

    • @Raspbarry_
      @Raspbarry_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Celty Sturluson i ´m cancer

  • @aygian1176
    @aygian1176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Scorpion in Debt.
    *Ahh... yes, the Greek Scorpions are here.*
    (Quite literary, since all these horoscopes started in Greece)

    • @flyingspacebrainedidiot
      @flyingspacebrainedidiot 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait so the whole thing is
      Scorpion in debt,
      Lion in debt,
      Crab in debt,
      Horse guy dude thing in debt,
      Goat mermaid in debt...?

  • @mariab6210
    @mariab6210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    I am a That is Sick, and I've really appreciated my first ever decision and its connection to Denmark today.
    Don't ever let anyone tell you horoscopes aren't real.

    • @emanatingf
      @emanatingf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Maria B Word

    • @ArtisticSin
      @ArtisticSin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Maria B I am a mule I have no clue what I was should have done

    • @whotao3047
      @whotao3047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am a *m o i s t* and I see so that Denmark can be very important for the that sicks, I am too wonderful and faulty and muscle perfection of the mind is ideal for me and preferably for you, No discussion.

    • @MAH-ZEE
      @MAH-ZEE 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oof

    • @floo1465
      @floo1465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Emanating Faucet I am a Wheeled Wheel.

  • @tamu7243
    @tamu7243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    The work of Denmark is like; "but I don't know what I am doing"
    Way too acurate.

    • @JachAnen
      @JachAnen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Can confirm

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But how so? Denmark seems like such an awesome place.

    • @navntoft6984
      @navntoft6984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Denmark is an awesome place, but looking into our history it is clear Google Translate is right this time around. We went from being vikings and owning most of Scandinavia and some of England to being teeny tiny from losing to many wars.

    • @majesticchickenj1677
      @majesticchickenj1677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@navntoft6984 Det er alt for sandt

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@navntoft6984 Well I mean... You still own Greenland, which is a big plus.

  • @eleonoracum5601
    @eleonoracum5601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    Sagittarius is Cancer, Cancer is ''That is sick'', Gemini is ''Twin kids'' and Leo is ''Kitty''
    ok wHAT THE HECK GOOGLE

    • @silkwesir1444
      @silkwesir1444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Taurus is Mule and Capricorn is Dragon!

    • @crystalgoddess4085
      @crystalgoddess4085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I still want to know how only two got remotely close to what they're meant to be (Gemini being Twin Kids and Leo being Kitty), the rest are so completely off (although I guess Pisces is kind of close with Moist), then it decides to give Sagittarius an identity crisis.
      I mean Aries being Wheeled Wheels, how did Google Translate even get to that conclusion?

    • @stilljamming
      @stilljamming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wodnik is actually the Polish of one of the horoscopes.

    • @sarahgargani5836
      @sarahgargani5836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@crystalgoddess4085 i would not be surprised if Taurus became mule because both are beasts of burden and some languages may not distinguish between them as far as use goes.

    • @stilljamming
      @stilljamming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It is either a person who specialises in water or a mythical creature.

  • @Epic24123
    @Epic24123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "you have to make an interesting lecture on this topic"
    "answer the questions!"
    English class in a nutshell

  • @Manu-xj4xy
    @Manu-xj4xy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Calling the lion a kitty is such a huge understatement... I don't want a lion as a pet. ^^

  • @adttv9586
    @adttv9586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    I laughed way too hard at “THAT IS SICK!”

    • @johnc3179
      @johnc3179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I laughed at “scorpion in debt” and “get your head out of the gutter it’s spelled with a capital D”

    • @Mochrie99
      @Mochrie99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I lost it at "CANCER (???)". Especially since I'm a Sagittarius. Apparently my sign changed without me knowing, LOL!

    • @Mochrie99
      @Mochrie99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Andrew Loving Now break your legs **dance**

  • @colleenneathery484
    @colleenneathery484 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I'm a "kitty" and I'm 80% sure Google is implying im in mortal danger

  • @AGuyThatMightExist
    @AGuyThatMightExist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    2:34 office has joined the battle

  • @thegoodkindofweirdo
    @thegoodkindofweirdo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    Them: "hey what's your sign?"
    Me: *Twin Kids*

    • @NewGothOnTheBlock
      @NewGothOnTheBlock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Paolo Lumontod Same! Im actually glad Capricorn has been translated into Dragon! 🐉

    • @tristanhartup4936
      @tristanhartup4936 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @mysticqueen3551
      @mysticqueen3551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm That Is Sick.

    • @arinna_4497
      @arinna_4497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *_A l o t_*

    • @quack2390
      @quack2390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mine is "it is right"

  • @coki3984
    @coki3984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +760

    Aries - Wheeled Wheels
    Taurus - Mule
    Gemini - Twin Kids
    Cancer - That Is Sick
    Leo - Kitty
    Virgo - It Is Right
    Libra - A Lot
    Scorpio - Scorpion In Debt
    Sagittarius - Cancer
    Carpicorn - Dragon
    Aquarius - Wodnik
    Pisces - Moist
    Yes I re-write this comment 13 times
    Edit: Welp someone already done this...

    • @saph5461
      @saph5461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      To be fair, Twin Kids and Kitty are not inaccurate.

    • @snufkin13823
      @snufkin13823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Im Libraaa

    • @nicholasvannoek7838
      @nicholasvannoek7838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@snufkin13823 *a lot

    • @snufkin13823
      @snufkin13823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@nicholasvannoek7838 oops yea I meant im a lot
      It was *totallY* autocorrect's fault, yea--

    • @nicholasvannoek7838
      @nicholasvannoek7838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@snufkin13823 I'm an A Lot too

  • @fluffyman85
    @fluffyman85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "You must stimulate evil!"
    ...I'm not so certain where to begin with that.

    • @anaburke227
      @anaburke227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      First, take away candy from a baby in a stroller that HIS DAD is PUSHING. This must be done exactly 38 feet away from your mailbox.

  • @rosepetunia1829
    @rosepetunia1829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "The work of Denmark is like... But I do not know what I'm doing!"
    People in Denmark: " They're on to us..."

  • @BeastKonoha
    @BeastKonoha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    Funfact: in Polish Aquarius is Wodnik, so that means Google Translator got one thing right.

    • @stilljamming
      @stilljamming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BeastKonoha World I already wrote a comment about it, but my channel was deleted.

    • @lanabanana9038
      @lanabanana9038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fun fact: Nobody cares about that dying language

    • @stilljamming
      @stilljamming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So... not really dying, more like stagnating.

    • @crazyweirdgirl115
      @crazyweirdgirl115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@lanabanana9038 funfact: polish people exist, speak polish, and care about the language.

    • @lanabanana9038
      @lanabanana9038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@crazyweirdgirl115 yeah, that's disgusting. Don't admit to that

  • @iheartkiecats
    @iheartkiecats 5 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    "If you want things to go on, you have to make sure that things are going on."
    Words to live by

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aut there si no soon. T si your, what si bendino.

    • @AdinaIspas
      @AdinaIspas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Twin Kids mantra for sure!

    • @bubbykins4864
      @bubbykins4864 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Basically the same thing as the untranslated version, but it makes more sense than "take a swan and breathe it into your soul" from the meditation video instead of less.

  • @britishsongbird
    @britishsongbird 5 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    Google translate: Consider taking on the role of a spoon
    Me: As an Aquarius I can confirm that I now identify as a spoon

    • @angeldenman5427
      @angeldenman5427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Wodnik*

    • @vinny9868
      @vinny9868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But are you the big spoon or little spoon

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Eisenhower ti night be more complicate than your think

    • @rainbowcattail4282
      @rainbowcattail4282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      we are both wodniks

    • @cheepes3d
      @cheepes3d 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sameee

  • @risxra
    @risxra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Over two years later and this still makes me cackle like an idiot. As a Sagittarius, “try to take it slow” vs “try it all!” is so funny. It’s like the horoscope tried to reign us in and we were like “absolutely not”

  • @luk3p05-6
    @luk3p05-6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    Please do an airline safety video next Malinda

  • @rx500android
    @rx500android 5 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    *SPEEDY SPEED*

  • @eisudesu
    @eisudesu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    The Cancer _(Saggitarius)_ one got me
    -Try not to rush everything-
    *TRY IT ALL!!!*

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So Cancers (who are actually Sagittarius) should try it all (yay Zootopia!) and try to stimulate evil (uhh...) all while opening the door and doing sad things.

    • @Andromeda823
      @Andromeda823 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stimulate evil!! XD. I knew mom was ebil.

  • @MyDogStoleMyLiver
    @MyDogStoleMyLiver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    just run up into a gym like "hey I'm going to hop on the Speedy speed"

  • @andyplaysgundam
    @andyplaysgundam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "If you want things to go on, you have to make sure that things are going on." This is basically horoscope, just a little bit more explicit lol

  • @JanAside
    @JanAside 5 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    Do its raining men by the weather girls

  • @bluebelluwu
    @bluebelluwu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    5:23 apparently my star sign is now called “moist”
    Edit: “Why not just break your muscles?” Wow...thanks google translate...

    • @lugoorstar
      @lugoorstar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      We can use violence for a long time

    • @Frappuccinoo
      @Frappuccinoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am a wheel that has been wheeled

  • @idontknowanymore2437
    @idontknowanymore2437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Look at your sins!"
    "You must simulate evil."
    "You can use violence for a long time."

  • @isabellaanderson5328
    @isabellaanderson5328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    But.... I'm a Sagittarius, not a Cancer. Oh well, gonna go stimulate evil now.

    • @madmouse1016
      @madmouse1016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *WE ARE NOW CANCER*

    • @yellowmello1223
      @yellowmello1223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm gonna do what mules do.

    • @SaltyChipOrMistalyManiaTunie
      @SaltyChipOrMistalyManiaTunie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ima gonna stimulate Cats now cause i am a leo(Kitty)

    • @chiy_p
      @chiy_p 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Let's stimulate evil, my bros

    • @alexandria.d1253
      @alexandria.d1253 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m moist and I’m gonna use violence for a long time

  • @lindaloftas5703
    @lindaloftas5703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Come fellow Wodniks, lets form an army of spoons!

    • @MrGeldhart
      @MrGeldhart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Didn't you know that there's a spoon shortage? Not enough to form an army.

    • @ChildofGodjmh
      @ChildofGodjmh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sporks maybe?

    • @ChaosZero0079
      @ChaosZero0079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I have a spatula.

    • @hazimhamid4992
      @hazimhamid4992 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Battle between spoon and sponge

    • @nabielw
      @nabielw 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about a fork???

  • @gallacorn6728
    @gallacorn6728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    *All Sagittariuses Have Identity Issues Now*
    Are We Sagittarius
    Are We Cancer
    WHAT ARE WE

  • @dexterity2220
    @dexterity2220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Me : comes back with and F on a test*
    My mom : 3:51

  • @MadHymek323
    @MadHymek323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    "Do your homework!"
    "I'm just finishing up my exercises on the speedy speed!"

  • @cayetanoparallagjr.8918
    @cayetanoparallagjr.8918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    *If you want to go on, you have to make sure things are going on*
    (Wipes Tear) Just, So inspirational Google, So inspirational
    OMG less than a day and 200+ likes, thanks everyone that’s a record! I barely get 20 likes on other comments 😂

    • @victor8100
      @victor8100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      this is really importante when stimulating evil

    • @sinteleon
      @sinteleon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@victor8100 Or relegating tasks, or programming.

  • @sourwitch2340
    @sourwitch2340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1097

    0:07 Wheeled Wheels (Aries)
    0:41 Mule (Taurus)
    1:03 Twin Kids (Gemini)
    1:36 That Is Sick (Cancer)
    2:02 Kitty (Leo)
    2:27 It Is Right (Virgo)
    2:59 A Lot (Libra)
    3:29 Scorpion In Debt (Scorpio)
    4:10 Cancer (Sagittarius)
    4:35 Dragon (Capricorn)
    4:57 Wodnik (Aquarius)
    5:23 Moist >ew< (Pisces)

    • @durdleduc8520
      @durdleduc8520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      _where are all the _*_moists?_*

    • @gracer51
      @gracer51 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Thanks so much!

    • @juliakrupa329
      @juliakrupa329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      The funny thing is Wodnik means Aquarius in Polish

    • @EverSnaxolotl
      @EverSnaxolotl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      So are you a Cancer or a... Cancer?

    • @sourwitch2340
      @sourwitch2340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@EverSnaxolotl I'm a Kitty, actually.

  • @potato5875
    @potato5875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "If you wanted to achieve your goal of the day, consider living. You can do that."

    • @conlon4332
      @conlon4332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      However it might be more complicated than expected.

  • @worldfkwide9058
    @worldfkwide9058 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    „without russia there is no time to think“ i’m crying

    • @homuraakemi3165
      @homuraakemi3165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      As a Russian I laughed so hard I fell of my chair

    • @neko6656
      @neko6656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Homura the emo nerd thank you for giving us time to think with your country

    • @homuraakemi3165
      @homuraakemi3165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@neko6656 *you're welcome

    • @nyx_aka_jamieee
      @nyx_aka_jamieee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@homuraakemi3165 same XD only, i fell off of my bed, not a chair

    • @notagamer2452
      @notagamer2452 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Let's sing Russian national anthem

  • @spaghettimist
    @spaghettimist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    This translation is just beautiful. I love it. I died at "scorpion in debt" lol
    Also "wodnik" means aquarius in polish ;)

    • @spleens4200
      @spleens4200 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh that’s nice to know

  • @adirosemusic
    @adirosemusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Virgo inspiration: "Remember that you know exactly what to do and how to do it.
    Google Translate (and actually me): "That is not enough. You cannot do anything about it."
    Sigh...

    • @miiiwu1999
      @miiiwu1999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Adeline Rose thebgoogle translate version is just virgos struggling with perfectionism lmao

  • @TsukiNaito1
    @TsukiNaito1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "You have to make an interesting lecture on this topic."
    *screams in academia*

  • @vanelly5652
    @vanelly5652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    I clicked as fast as I could!
    What abomination did google birth this time!

    • @nanalove3819
      @nanalove3819 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      as fast as speedy speed!

    • @vanelly5652
      @vanelly5652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes! I can run at a time

  • @Dianafreaken
    @Dianafreaken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    “The work of Denmark is like...” That was hillrious! Because we are like that in Denmark! We know we do stuff, but we are like... wtf are we doing? 😂😂🇩🇰🇩🇰

    • @KettuKakku
      @KettuKakku 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was so gonna comment about that if I didn't see a Dane do so!

    • @gfg1651
      @gfg1651 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Denmark dosnt exist ist just NATO Propaganda
      also subscribe 2 pwediepie

    • @Dianafreaken
      @Dianafreaken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Michael Straub-Riedler Don’t know if you are trolling....
      And I don’t subscribe to him any longer. I don’t like his conten any more, but I still respect him 🙂

    • @gfg1651
      @gfg1651 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      so the denmakr Thing is a Meme frmo the HOI4 communiti
      and the subscribe 2 pewdiepie is because we Need 2 beat T-sheries

    • @Dianafreaken
      @Dianafreaken 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Michael Straub-Riedler Ah okay, that make sense 🙂
      I know that, but it still don’t change my choise of not subscribe to him agin 🙂

  • @myssiesart
    @myssiesart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Me, looking at my student loans: yep, I'm definitely a scorpion in debt... lmao

  • @jov2906
    @jov2906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Twin kids"
    No, she's got a point-

  • @CUBERTOSCUBE
    @CUBERTOSCUBE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    YOU CAN MAKE A DECISION. *FOR THE FIRST TIME!* (on the speedy speeds, perhaps?)

    • @isasa29
      @isasa29 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Crazy Beans of course