HARRY POTTER meets GOOGLE TRANSLATE (ft. Brizzy Voices and Tessa Netting)

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  • @nugget8967
    @nugget8967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2384

    Harry: “ I EXPECT THE LAWYER!!!!”
    Dementors: “oh shoot”

    • @demonfoxfilms3570
      @demonfoxfilms3570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

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    • @Ultima72
      @Ultima72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Dementors do try to kill him, so yeah. That's attempted murder, that's the death penalty in some states.

    • @user-xt8kc7gv4k
      @user-xt8kc7gv4k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      HAHAHAHA!!!

    • @lorddememe
      @lorddememe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Harry has become one with the Karen

    • @yoisakii-je6te
      @yoisakii-je6te 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Tenya Iida Iida kun? (Realisation that eri does not know him)

  • @phaser_
    @phaser_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1841

    *I EXPECT THE LAWYER*

  • @FuryITTe
    @FuryITTe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +928

    Sectumsempra - CUT YOUR EARS
    *George: I can say without hesitation that is an extremely accurate translation*

    • @wisteriatwilight-gryffindo3197
      @wisteriatwilight-gryffindo3197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      For some reason I can just imagine George Weasley saying that! XD

    • @k.hizzle5376
      @k.hizzle5376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Has google translate read the books?

    • @annatimberlake7
      @annatimberlake7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Google Translate is hole-y

    • @coyotix
      @coyotix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was literally about to delete my old comment so I could comment that

    • @belzibobstuff501
      @belzibobstuff501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I LIVE!So funny

  • @plutonix5792
    @plutonix5792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    "I CUT YOUR EARS!"
    *George Weasley has left the chat*

  • @senecagaughan
    @senecagaughan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2762

    "I expect the lawyer" no wonder the dementors run away lol

    • @olly_lmao
      @olly_lmao 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Assurance commitment is needed for the dementors if a stag comes charging at them

    • @Emily-qu2yc
      @Emily-qu2yc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @averypogfrog
      @averypogfrog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂lol

    • @n0stalchic
      @n0stalchic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      karens everywhere

    • @candacedownard5457
      @candacedownard5457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

  • @wolframstahl1263
    @wolframstahl1263 6 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    Actually "I expect the lawyer" is a pretty solid translation.

    • @klaviergavin9936
      @klaviergavin9936 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wolfram Stahl
      I expect him too, he didn't turn up till now. ;)

    • @CymonTempler
      @CymonTempler 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Especially since three 11 year olds went on a murder spree and killed everyone.

    • @darkoakquarks8748
      @darkoakquarks8748 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Doesn't expecto patronum mean something like: I expect/request a patron/guardian?

    • @wolframstahl1263
      @wolframstahl1263 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, it does, Trash. But "lawyer" is another possible meaning of the term.

  • @dreaming_big6274
    @dreaming_big6274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    Harry: Expecto Patronum!
    Lawyer: You called?
    Everyone:
    Harry: NO!

  • @Sasha-iu7fr
    @Sasha-iu7fr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    As a Sierra myself, i can indeed confirm that, in fact-
    i am a telephone.

  • @Igbtq
    @Igbtq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    Brizzy: Scared, Potter?
    Tessa: You wish.
    *both wiggles eyebrows*
    Malinda: AHHHHHH

    • @MarMarcy
      @MarMarcy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I didn't watched english Harry Potter because i'm from different country but where is this from

    • @bzboy21
      @bzboy21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MarMarcy
      1:03 It's were It's from.

    • @sophiaR
      @sophiaR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MarMarcy if you're asking for which movie it came from, I believe it's from the second one, the Chamber of Secerts, where Malfoy and Harry was sent by Lockhart to duel..

    • @uhhhyeah8455
      @uhhhyeah8455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Marcela Maria Marcinova Second movie, dueling scene

  • @EnchantingWings1
    @EnchantingWings1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1907

    "I think I really enjoyed myself. We've killed everyone - I learned well. I do not understand how important you are, I want to go to bed"
    Um, Hermione... What dark secrets are you hiding from us?

    • @arunnambirajan5157
      @arunnambirajan5157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      She really needs to sort out her priorities

    • @picklethedragon4889
      @picklethedragon4889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Well, she had this one extracurricular class.....

    • @elideangeli5098
      @elideangeli5098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      NataliaEnchantix ok so she killed everyone, and had fun with it because it was her first time and she learned how to kill people well, and she finds her friends insignificant and now she’s tired from killing everyone

    • @silvershadow1271
      @silvershadow1271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@elideangeli5098 mood

    • @SuperTim-cr8hi
      @SuperTim-cr8hi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Timothy Beech ( 5th Film ): Who Are You And What Have You Done With Hermione Granger

  • @tanktunk12
    @tanktunk12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +683

    "I expect the lawyer" well i never knew karen went to hogwarts

    • @sutomuarashi
      @sutomuarashi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Legend Dahio 😂

    • @Hand-in-Shot_Productions
      @Hand-in-Shot_Productions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I never knew Karen! No, I mean, really: who is Karen?

    • @WildestCarton
      @WildestCarton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      There has only been one Karen at hogwarts

    • @tonyb2523
      @tonyb2523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@WildestCarton umbridge/lockhart

    • @k.hizzle5376
      @k.hizzle5376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Umbridge

  • @rikithequeen8328
    @rikithequeen8328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    “I have no success.”
    That’s legit a definition of life-

  • @wheat2849
    @wheat2849 6 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    "THE SIERRA IS A TELEPHONE!"

  • @wryyyboiii1916
    @wryyyboiii1916 6 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    Ron: Wingardium LeviosAA!
    Hermione: No, stop, stop, stop! You're going to take someone's eye out! Besides, you're saying it wrong. NOT VIVARDONIUM LEVIS, LEWISAC.

    • @emulyrose5353
      @emulyrose5353 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey_It's_ Melpomene XD

    • @heatherjohnson6699
      @heatherjohnson6699 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *SNORT!!* LOLOLOLOL!! XD Bless you for this comment

    • @randomialerandome2358
      @randomialerandome2358 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I had to like read this over 100 times because i couldn't stop laugingh thank you XD

    • @isaacthered
      @isaacthered 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ron: Okay...? Lewisac!
      * The book is filled with the sky *
      (translated "The feather rises high into the air.")

    • @Manas-co8wl
      @Manas-co8wl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wow.. the book is filled with the sky.. I'll be using that phrase someday somewhere thank you

  • @vincentkuhlman7501
    @vincentkuhlman7501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    Woah Sectumsumpra turned into *cut your ears* and Snape cut off George's left ear with that spell!
    Mind blown!

    • @SveaDarkdragon
      @SveaDarkdragon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He did?

    • @__moon_.
      @__moon_. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because this is it's meaning in latin

    • @fanashia
      @fanashia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SveaDarkdragon haven't you seen the movie?

    • @talibhussain5357
      @talibhussain5357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SveaDarkdragon Its a fan theory!

    • @icebird1800
      @icebird1800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      safe for ramazan annnddddd cut

  • @joeannwillowdean2331
    @joeannwillowdean2331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    Person 1:HE BATHROOM CUT YOUR EARS!
    Person 2:...... It hurts? ......
    Person 1:VIVARDONIUM LEVI!
    Person 2:......... bicycle?........
    Person 1:OPEN KED!............... PROTOYPE PETOMUN!........... ASSUREANCE COMMITEMT!!!!!!
    Person 2: I expect the lawyer.

    • @ZomBunny
      @ZomBunny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      A confusing conversation when you put it like this.

    • @keysmasher.
      @keysmasher. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      XD

    • @gabriellel1118
      @gabriellel1118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I CANNOT I CANNOT HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

    • @calliesommers8380
      @calliesommers8380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do you know there names?

  • @captnconfusion280
    @captnconfusion280 6 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    Expecto Patronum - I expect the lawyer.
    That's... actually correct. The latin phrase translates to exactly that, the only difference being that the word "patronus" ("lawyer") was also synonymous with "protector" (bcs a lawyer literally protects you from the law).

  • @diadia5634
    @diadia5634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I tried translating the first chapter of The Goblet of Fire. This one is priceless.
    An employee rushed into the village to complain and woke up loud.
    "It's as cold as snow sleeping your eyes! You're in their food!"

    • @diadia5634
      @diadia5634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Frank Bryce was a gardener for the Rydals. She lives alone in the toilet under the Riddle House.
      This is good one, too.

    • @dbseamz
      @dbseamz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You should have translated the mermaid song

    • @Hand-in-Shot_Productions
      @Hand-in-Shot_Productions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Both of them made me laugh! I guess the second comment has something to do with the Riddle family and whoever their gardener was named? I, however, do not recognize the first comment. I'm going to have to take a look at _The_ _Goblet_ _of_ _Fire_ again!

  • @apollo6374
    @apollo6374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    “Expecto patronum” did get harry taken to court so I mean close enough right?

    • @Petaurista13
      @Petaurista13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Which made me realize Wizard word of Harry Potter is screwed up as bad trip after really bad drugs. They have court without law to have lawyer while you are accused of any crime, where they can sentence you for things like life-long prison in place filled with monsters sucking your positive emotions or eating your soul, they teach children lethal spells and how to make poison while completely neglecting basic education, they have school filled with traps next to forest filled with dangerous creatures, they seems to never care about their teachers having any pedagogical qualifications to work children... Hell they don't even check their CVs, or if they aren't actually dangerous criminals. Plus their fav sport is making children fly on sticks, high above grounds while asking some of them to try to make them fall...

    • @schmingerfly6436
      @schmingerfly6436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Funny enough he went to court about using that spell in public. So he would expect the lawyer.

    • @shadowflamez_revenge9156
      @shadowflamez_revenge9156 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      THAT IS TRUE CAUSE THAT LADY SAW HIM DO THE SPELL OUTSIDE OF HOGWARTS

    • @shadowflamez_revenge9156
      @shadowflamez_revenge9156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      THEN HE GOT TAKEN TO COURT CAUSE HE BROKE THAT RULE OF NEVER DO MAGIC OUTSIDE OF HOGWARTS

    • @nhacker2242
      @nhacker2242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Petaurista13 A good sign it was an illegal trial was that it was a Hearing before the ENTIRE WIZMAGOT for UNDERGE USE OF MAGIC IN FRONT OF A MUGGLE, and there are so many things off with that, one the entire Wizmagot wouldn't be needed for an Underage Magic hearing, two the Dursley's were already in the know about magic, and three there was no Veritiserum used. And they changed the time at the very last minute without giving due notice

  • @helenetrstrup4817
    @helenetrstrup4817 6 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    "We killed everyone"
    I'm in tears. This is too great XD

  • @marleighhope417
    @marleighhope417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Harry in court when the judge is a dementor:
    I EXPECT A LAWYER!!!!

    • @iusethisnameformygoogleacc1013
      @iusethisnameformygoogleacc1013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hell, just Harry in court. His patronus did somehow end up being a major part of that trial.

  • @xx_darky_xx1165
    @xx_darky_xx1165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "I think I really enjoy myself. We've killed everyone - learned well. I do not understand how important you are, I want to go to bed."- Dark Side Of Hermione Granger 2020

  • @miah9406
    @miah9406 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Them: Infinity War was the best crossover of the year
    Me:

  • @sparrowflyaway
    @sparrowflyaway 6 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    LOL that first quote, my brain went "so does that mean that J.K. Rowling's first name is really Jeremy and not Joanne?"

    • @evelyns3804
      @evelyns3804 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ha, same

    • @adumbhermione4949
      @adumbhermione4949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Another mystery to be solved
      HARRY POTTER AND THE CREATOR OF HARRY

    • @Whosaskin
      @Whosaskin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      J.K is short for Jeremy Corbyn

    • @ysloalt
      @ysloalt 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      C.

    • @CocoTheMii
      @CocoTheMii 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean... there’s already a problem in the J.K. part.
      Joanne doesn’t actually have a K in her name. It’s from one of her elder relatives, but I don’t remember who.

  • @yurigacha-san1367
    @yurigacha-san1367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    *I EXPECT THE LAWYEEEEER!*
    No wonder the dementors are like "Nope, we out" 😂

  • @zoieycarlybloopers1736
    @zoieycarlybloopers1736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1455

    You know my favorite Harry Potter quote?
    "Turn to page 394."
    -Severus Snape
    Edit: Thanks for all the likes!

    • @mika-nk7hw
      @mika-nk7hw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Rest in peace my dear friend Severus.

    • @lukecrumpton7305
      @lukecrumpton7305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Oh Severous Snape
      Oh Alan Rickman

    • @DaSpringBunny
      @DaSpringBunny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And snape was good....

    • @mattea6534
      @mattea6534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      RIP

    • @zoeclarke4784
      @zoeclarke4784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NOOOIICE!

  • @danidkg4071
    @danidkg4071 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1815

    sirius: oh no, i'm about to die, harry pls save me
    harry: don't worry, i've got this sirius
    harry: * holds wand up * I EXPECT THE LAWYER
    wand: ...
    sirius: ...
    death eaters: ...
    harry: goddamnit, i know i shouldn't have used google translate

    • @artisticjia5106
      @artisticjia5106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      OH MY GOD!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 YOU MADE MY DAY!!!

    • @theoumber6604
      @theoumber6604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That....just....why..........

    • @zahra9890
      @zahra9890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      lol

    • @mooiioo8094
      @mooiioo8094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I just spent a half hour laughing

    • @adidoesstuff5999
      @adidoesstuff5999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *knew

  • @BigBoiBlaster615
    @BigBoiBlaster615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Harry: I EXPECT THE LAWYEEERR
    Dementors: ok then...
    *Directed b-*

    • @rosin_eater
      @rosin_eater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Somebody gonna get sued

    • @tonystewart9726
      @tonystewart9726 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hedwigs theme intensifies

  • @Angelina-dv5ew
    @Angelina-dv5ew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    My favourite line:
    "How much is this?"
    "5 Galleons"
    "How much for me?"
    "Five Galleons"
    "But I'm your brother!"
    "10 Galleons"

    • @somebody_random157
      @somebody_random157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Translated:
      What about this? 5 gallons n. Around us? 5 gallons n. I am your 10 gallon brother.

  • @itzmedanobodyyt7594
    @itzmedanobodyyt7594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "I expect the lawyer." If this wasn't one of them, I'd think it was a Karen.

  • @tomtenisse823
    @tomtenisse823 6 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    I tried to do the name thing with Seamus Finnigan, the result was "Weight Loss"...

  • @jeffreycepeda9768
    @jeffreycepeda9768 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Oh it is very dark in here...
    Oh I know a spell!
    HE BATHROOM!

    • @omgwhoasked1526
      @omgwhoasked1526 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me on the toilet with the lights off HE BATHROOM

  • @supernova.exe.3928
    @supernova.exe.3928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    Imagine reading Harry Potter according to google translate.
    Wow.
    Edit: THANK YOU!! This is the most likes I have ever gotten! Thank you for liking the comment!

  • @crazycomments2082
    @crazycomments2082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Harry Potter: I expect the lawyer.
    The Lawyer: Hi Mr. Potter, I am your lawyer and I am specialized in both wizard and muggle cases.

  • @phoenix_feathers8
    @phoenix_feathers8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    “Did you catch something there, Tessa?”
    “Yes.”
    “What did you catch?”
    “Tinkerbelle.”

    • @pianopanicattack
      @pianopanicattack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ebola.

    • @pianopanicattack
      @pianopanicattack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When did I even reply that, I don’t remember this comment at all.

    • @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967
      @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Diofeliz You're probably haunted by the ghost of someone who died from ebola.

  • @tarvoc746
    @tarvoc746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    To be fair... "Expecto Patronum" technically does translate to "I expect the lawyer".

    • @shinyminunthetheatregeek2036
      @shinyminunthetheatregeek2036 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ... in what language?

    • @rosiereid6778
      @rosiereid6778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What language?

    • @tarvoc746
      @tarvoc746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@shinyminunthetheatregeek2036 Latin.

    • @HadesDarkAngel22
      @HadesDarkAngel22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@tarvoc746 im sorry. This literally means I await a guardian in Latin. Where did you get the translation you got?

    • @tarvoc746
      @tarvoc746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@HadesDarkAngel22 That's the *intended* translation, obviously. "Patronus" _can_ also be translated with "lawyer", "advocate", "legal defender" or "legal counsel" though. It has a few other implications as well. Latin words in general often have more than one meaning. Look here, for example:
      www.perseus.tufts.edu/hopper/text?doc=Perseus%3Atext%3A1999.04.0059%3Aentry%3Dpatronus

  • @pointlessvideos940
    @pointlessvideos940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Expecto Patronum!”
    “I expect the lawyer!”
    OH CRUD, NOT THE LAWYER!

  • @L.D.l.d
    @L.D.l.d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "We've killed everyone"
    Harry Potter Series in a Nutshell.

  • @noodl3mana404
    @noodl3mana404 6 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Harry Potter casting a spell- I EXPECT THE LAWER
    Voldemort-Wut?

    • @g0at-b0y-69
      @g0at-b0y-69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Thenoodlemana YT
      Harry Potter: Courtroom Edition

    • @Luna_LU6546
      @Luna_LU6546 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      that's the spell you would use when you are in Jail

    • @hopetoombs8886
      @hopetoombs8886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Harry Potter mock trial.

    • @theoumber6604
      @theoumber6604 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Confuse him to death!

  • @Purple-Berry-Pie
    @Purple-Berry-Pie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    The Sierra is a Telephone's soul is being sucked out by dementors
    Harry: I EXPECT THE LAWYER!
    A stag in a suit standing on its hind legs holding a brief case takes the dementor to court where the dementor is found guilty and gets put back in azkaban!

  • @oliviasusann17
    @oliviasusann17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    “Thank you, Patriarchy, Fourth Dinner, what?” - Brizzy Voices
    Me at 4am after watching these videos

  • @TheTradge
    @TheTradge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I tried coming up with some more:
    "My dog is not my daughter"
    "Guri is Harry's close friend. Reputation is like celebrities. Remember this."
    "Isn't there milk in the milk?"
    "Look, it's not bad, but we must take care of our health"

    • @dbseamz
      @dbseamz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Milk in the milk? What?

    • @Hand-in-Shot_Productions
      @Hand-in-Shot_Productions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I have read all of the books _and_ watched all of the films, and I have _no_ idea what the original quotes are! At least the first and last ones are true!

    • @bookaholicguy7506
      @bookaholicguy7506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have literally no idea 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TheTradge
      @TheTradge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bookaholicguy7506 the first one is easy 😅

    • @bookaholicguy7506
      @bookaholicguy7506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheTradge idk what is it 😅😅

  • @albinotrashpanda1703
    @albinotrashpanda1703 6 ปีที่แล้ว +876

    Google Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

    • @ouchmybrain557
      @ouchmybrain557 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      No it's Google Potter and the Translator's Stone

    • @fernleaf1158
      @fernleaf1158 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Machine Wire The Furry Cat I still don't get why Americans are unable to understand what a philosopher is

    • @mikeriordan1219
      @mikeriordan1219 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It’s not that they were unable just that the marketing department was afraid they were unable

    • @LauraLumos
      @LauraLumos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Fernleaf I'm not sure it had anything to do with whether Americans would understand what a philosopher is. Philosophy has a reputation for being boring (at least in the US) and they probably thought the mention of sorcery would sound cooler and more engaging to children. Once it was in the title they of course had to change the wording throughout the book for consistency. That's just my theory though. I have no idea what the story behind the name change is.

    • @LauraLumos
      @LauraLumos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Just looked it up and my theory was correct. "Scholastic Corporation bought the U.S. rights in April 1997. They thought that a child would not want to read a book with the word "philosopher" in the title."

  • @ellabronkema9375
    @ellabronkema9375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    7:15 Snape's potions class is contaminated spam
    Taught by Service Fractions

  • @deviqnt
    @deviqnt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    0:20 This sentence sums up the most extreme of Karens

  • @anemoia3154
    @anemoia3154 6 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    MY FAVOURITE TH-camRS ALL IN ONE VIDEO

  • @sick_inside_9658
    @sick_inside_9658 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Dark side of Harry Potter:
    *i have no success*
    Me: jeez so dark 🤣😂

  • @loganiushere
    @loganiushere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    fun fact: KDE is a gui in Linux
    "Open KDE"
    *Desktop refreshes*

  • @akrobeau
    @akrobeau 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “I think I really enjoy myself. We’ve killed everyone - I learned well. I do not understand how important you are, I want to go to bed.” - Google Translate, 6:03

  • @klys2608
    @klys2608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    the dog biting on the stick was so cute ;-;.

    • @themilkyway6986
      @themilkyway6986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's clearly a wand not a stick. You're officially a muggle.

    • @GalaxyGirl-rx5uz
      @GalaxyGirl-rx5uz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No bully

    • @eebertdeebert
      @eebertdeebert 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      kroftie Muggle Much?

    • @emilyspencer603
      @emilyspencer603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's Remus, what did you expect? (if your not a fander, ignore)

    • @sayuripatel2095
      @sayuripatel2095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      GOOD GOD ITS A WAND

  • @arielsteinsaltz1956
    @arielsteinsaltz1956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love that “how they treat their inferiors” translated to husbands.

  • @champgalaxy4945
    @champgalaxy4945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Just imagine that you got sued for some really weird reason and you walked in and some guy came up screaming in a robe with a wand *I EXPECT THE LAYWER!!!!*

  • @his-.
    @his-. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Brizzy: "scared PoTtAh?"
    Tessa: "you wish."
    Malinda: **perfectly cut scream**
    my favorite part.

  • @i.mdrowninginchensjams6443
    @i.mdrowninginchensjams6443 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I expect the lawyer!
    Is this Harry Potter and his criminal mind?

    • @ReyCypher
      @ReyCypher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      # UNDESIRABLE NUMBER ONE

    • @deadlykittenamuro918
      @deadlykittenamuro918 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      harry potter meets phoenix wright

    • @TheRetroShepherd
      @TheRetroShepherd 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Harry Potter and the Adventure of Jury Duty, my favorite entry in the series in which Hogwarts goes bankrupt and is bought out by a law school

    • @deadlykittenamuro918
      @deadlykittenamuro918 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Mrs. Lop3z why are we not funding this?

    • @UnknowingNeko
      @UnknowingNeko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IVE DONE MY WAITING!

  • @user-sx6xv7vk6e
    @user-sx6xv7vk6e 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "I expect the lawyer!" is probably the spell's Muggle equivalent. Used most often by Sir and Madam Dursley Belly.
    "It does not depend on sisters, the money is useless" - when you're in such trouble tnat neither your family connections nor your wealth can save you.
    "I think I really enjoyd myself. We've killed everyone - I learned well." - apparently, that's what happens when you leave Hermione alone with those books from the Restricted Section...
    Well, if you manage to sell LIGHT to someone, that's certainly a feat worth celebrating, so I'm with google on this)
    "Let's see how to care for their husbands" - ah, so that's how Sam Smith became a good cheater overnight: he just tried to get a good look at someone, and things got WAY out of hand)

  • @pineapple4142
    @pineapple4142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This reminds me of that AI written chapter, y’know, Harry Potter and the portrait of what looked like a large pile of ash.

  • @yes-lt4bw
    @yes-lt4bw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It actually makes sense that sectumsempra is translated into cut your ears especially because of what happened to George

  • @rachelx04
    @rachelx04 6 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    10:15 herminoe 😭😭😂
    Edit: how did I get this many likes!

    • @potatowizard12
      @potatowizard12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rachel Morrison Hermione*

    • @LukeMangi
      @LukeMangi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Anthony Maguire read the text , it says herminoe

    • @qinci
      @qinci 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MangiGamingYT they spelled Hermione Wrongly

    • @thepureembodimentofchaos4861
      @thepureembodimentofchaos4861 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rachel Morrison you spelled her name wrong it’s Hermione

    • @Willy-uk9tr
      @Willy-uk9tr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love Wonder Woman | Read the bottom

  • @GretgorPooper
    @GretgorPooper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I thought "Jeremy is the creator of Harry" was "James was Harry's father". I'm not good at this.
    Can't stop looking at reemus

  • @Hand-in-Shot_Productions
    @Hand-in-Shot_Productions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:57 Ironically, I was holding a fork for eating chicken at dinner when this quote about not having a fork was issued! Talk about odd timings!

  • @dimondsamking4525
    @dimondsamking4525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Vivardarium Levis actually sounds like a spell used in Harry Potter

  • @nyanya232
    @nyanya232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Awww, poor pupper.
    Do translations to harry potter puppet pals song.

    • @kristinvagula2821
      @kristinvagula2821 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Snape snape severus snape DUMBLEDORE ron ron ron whiiiiisly harry potter hermioneeeeeeee

  • @curbywurby4040
    @curbywurby4040 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Ah yes my favourite harry potter character the sierra is a telephone

  • @voidthewolf9940
    @voidthewolf9940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    “I expect the lawyer”
    Me: are you a Karen????

    • @Hand-in-Shot_Productions
      @Hand-in-Shot_Productions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Google Translate is Google Translate, which is an online "translator". Also, who is Karen?

    • @voidthewolf9940
      @voidthewolf9940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Hand-in-Shot_Productions karen is like a person who yells at like mangers and Lawyers rn it's a trend I was just trying to be funny!

    • @izzy4791
      @izzy4791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @evodioserrato5595
      @evodioserrato5595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOL

  • @luisb3227
    @luisb3227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Because everybody knows dementors don't want to get into a massive court battle.

  • @tessanetting
    @tessanetting 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    This was SO MUCH HARDER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE but I had a BLAST let's collab again soon please!!

    • @davidparkes7741
      @davidparkes7741 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tessa Netting Please do! Will your video be up soon cause i went to your channel and i couldn't find it.

    • @tessanetting
      @tessanetting 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes! It will be up this weekend!

    • @davidparkes7741
      @davidparkes7741 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tessa Netting Awesomeness :). Can't wait to see what shenanigans you three got up to on your channel.

  • @emilyfolsom899
    @emilyfolsom899 6 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    "Jeremy is the creator of Harry".
    Google translate is trying to tell us something... 🤔 dunt dunt dunnn
    Many secrets have been revealed.
    (My captions: "Jeremy this hair is real dad's candle." Oh?)
    EDIT: AHHHH, thank you so much for the ❤ Malinda!

  • @roaratime4651
    @roaratime4651 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    When i tried, "wingardium leviosa" turned into "come back to my hometown" ... how did this happen? I dont know.

    • @Hand-in-Shot_Productions
      @Hand-in-Shot_Productions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Come back to my Hometown"?! This translation makes Ron's mispronunciation of "Wingardium Leviosa" look like a slight accent or something!

  • @princessfiona2967
    @princessfiona2967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1.Harry Potter und Rafaelosse
    2.Harry Potter and the Secret Room
    3.Harry Potter is the arrest of Azkaban.
    4. Harry Potter and goblin lights
    5.Painting by Harry Potter and Phoenix
    6.Harry Potter and half
    7.Harry Potera, in Chengdu

    • @pianopanicattack
      @pianopanicattack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      French Actress/Girlfriend Harry Potter

    • @rosin_eater
      @rosin_eater 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Weow

    • @Hand-in-Shot_Productions
      @Hand-in-Shot_Productions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Most of these are understandable _(Harry_ _Potter_ _and_ _the_ _Half-Blood_ _Prince_ becomes _Harry_ _Potter_ _and_ _Half,_ for instance), but what is "Rafaelosse"? Also, how did _Harry_ _Potter_ _and _the_ _Deathly_ _Hallows_ become _Harry_ _Potera,_ _in_ _Chengdu?_

    • @princessfiona2967
      @princessfiona2967 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Hand-in-Shot_Productions i don't know dude...

  • @StephanieDev
    @StephanieDev 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Harry Potter in court: I EXPECT THE LAWYER!

  • @katiemargaret5435
    @katiemargaret5435 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    YES TESSA THEY LEFT SO MUCH OUT OF THE MOVIES

  • @musicaluprising924
    @musicaluprising924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The wand jokes are great...😂😂😂...the best part is, that there were some funny descriptions about Harry putting his "wand" in his trousers 😂😂😂

  • @jwalt2577
    @jwalt2577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *”ASSURANCE COMMITMENT!”*
    Oh no.

  • @andysquarantine
    @andysquarantine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    I don't know what I just watched but I loved it..

  • @ms10089
    @ms10089 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    9:39 "serverous snape"
    10:14 "herminoe granger"
    lmao????

  • @peanutsthesquirrel5225
    @peanutsthesquirrel5225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Wait sectumsempera was used to cut off George’s ear... *IT KNOWS*

  • @xxleah_haydenxx
    @xxleah_haydenxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Everyone else: *watches video normally*
    Me: *trying to work out what character wands Tessa and Brizzy are holding*
    (All I know right now is that Brizzy is holding Lupin's wand, which makes it even better and more ironic when she says Remus before she guesses)
    Edit: Tessa is holding Harry's wand btw

  • @macattack1756
    @macattack1756 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    This was great, but I was kina just looking at little Remus chewing on the stick 😄

  • @MicrowavedAlastair5390
    @MicrowavedAlastair5390 6 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Now you need to translate Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash.

    • @DarkMasterofCupcakes
      @DarkMasterofCupcakes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Challenge excepted, going page by page and translated into 10 different languages:
      The height abandoned the walls of the Spirit. The door was open blood. Only those who have moved from Hagrid to the house were surprised. Dragoidheachd Henry something really good.
      Harry water, water flows through the road start. Live easier in work. And he was thinking of Harry, Hermione said to eat at home.
      Debt Ron Ron Ron.
      "If you can not enjoy this, I want to work," I know Hermione in the right way.

    • @DarkMasterofCupcakes
      @DarkMasterofCupcakes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      - But how did Ron find? Ron used. Not Harry, Rowena's longest bird is slow and delicate. Harry, who does not want to think about the birds.
      "It produces a huge castle!" As mentioned above, the choice of response. Ron is starting to do great things. Not out of pride, because of stress promote all conversations in the victim.
      "Look," Hermione said. "The largest part of the garbage in town was also killed meeting to hear them."
      Everything is laid at the entrance of the village, three friends and hot. It was impossible to miss, but magic did not disappear. Ron looks at the key to the door and watched Hermione's flight.
      "I think it's over," he said.
      "It's great," stairs, beautiful vegetables. And I have seen and heard a number of doors trying to make his edge walk slowly. The name is called a man of the people. "What is necessary for Hermione.
      The one following him, Harry, Ron and Hermione, to the boat of death.
      "I think it's good for me," he says he is dead.
      "Thank you," said another. He has already begun to enrich death dead weight of honey.
      "Okay!" The men who were friends of his death. All death would have died in that state. James then put a little and took her to the title of a picture to finish.

    • @DarkMasterofCupcakes
      @DarkMasterofCupcakes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Mark, Voldemort was spoken after he was alive. Or well. Harry looked down into the woods. A look at Voldemort Harry had become not only knowing.
      Mark said "Voldemort, offensive and absurd." Hermione was full of confidence. Unfortunately, Jan Hermione, and Hermione, and the second time.
      And they came up against Vockemort, a coach, because the pole on the pole. Ron happy. The subject is a horse to live in peace.
      "Ron is" Harry criticized by Thomas when he was upset. He told two of ten thousand talents, dropping them, and taking dead orange. Live down.
      "It's here and now," says Harry and Hermione turned into hot tall grass. Death fears that time has passed, it's still time for Mark.
      *****
      Casa del Palacio is big enough this time and in the food estimates of the Union. From mice and rats. A McGonagall beat him the second time. A high dumbledore focused on the protection of George Hermione came.
      The pigs have drowned the world. Dumbledore is the head of the driver and put his hands on "Haglio".

    • @DarkMasterofCupcakes
      @DarkMasterofCupcakes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "We were alone," said Harry, Hermione and Ron are in a meeting.
      Some build under astrolegwyr. But if it was all in a house where the chains "Harry Potter and the ashes ashes in separate men." Harry looked around, had gone over, some season.
      "I'm Harry Potter," he started listening to Harry. "What a nice thing for a child"

    • @CeruleanSeal
      @CeruleanSeal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How do I pin a comment on someone else's video?

  • @pal3shelter
    @pal3shelter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Harry: *I E X P E C T T H E L A W Y E R*
    The Lawyer: *I’ve been expecting you, potter*

    • @BumbleBeeBug
      @BumbleBeeBug 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      xX S m o l B e a n Xx this deserves much more likes

    • @pal3shelter
      @pal3shelter 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BumbleBeeBug Ty:0

    • @Anna-rj8ty
      @Anna-rj8ty 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oml what if Cornelius fudge was a lawyer.
      Idk why it came in my head

  • @rikm13
    @rikm13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Malinda: It is not dependent on sisters
    Me: James charles disagrees

  • @QATNIP
    @QATNIP 6 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    When I got my first Harry Potter book, i used to read "Her-Me-1" instead of "Her-my-o-knee". Silly me 😅

    • @13thReDUX
      @13thReDUX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      QATNIP I used to think it was Her-me-own

    • @melissakee2286
      @melissakee2286 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I first learned her name in dutch and when i saw the movie in english i was so confused by her name too. Not because it's of course different, but its a complicated name too

    • @scifiwriter1006
      @scifiwriter1006 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      QATNIP I totally mispronounced it too. Lol

    • @Josh-zu8cr
      @Josh-zu8cr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I did her me own

    • @evelyns3804
      @evelyns3804 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I called her hero- mine

  • @Discosaturn
    @Discosaturn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    When will you be doing another Google Translate song parody?
    I suggest you do "Africa" by Toto.

    • @_skirdybirdy1788
      @_skirdybirdy1788 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Disco Saturn Loves To Do Subtitled Comedies and Other Things 24/7 that would be a good one

    • @MetalGearRaxis
      @MetalGearRaxis 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh I'd love that.

    • @Josake.
      @Josake. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I translated it! All I can say is “I bless the rains down in Africa” translated to “I’m meditating.” Why Google, why.

    • @rawant.7746
      @rawant.7746 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is so sad. Alexa, play _Africa by Toto_

    • @jasonfire3434
      @jasonfire3434 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Disco Saturn Loves To Do Subtitled Comedies and Other Things 24/7 OMG YES

  • @pengweng3795
    @pengweng3795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Sectumsempa= cut your ears
    George: that was surprisingly accurate for google translate

  • @abjecthackneyedgame
    @abjecthackneyedgame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    WHY IS BRIZZY SO GOOD AT DOING THIER ACCENTS?! “Scared Potter?” “Now,if u 2 dnt mind,IM going to bed, for either of u come up with another clever idea to get us *killed* or worse, *expelled* “

    • @sou.p
      @sou.p 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well.. isn't her TH-cam name Brizzy Voices lol?

    • @izzy4791
      @izzy4791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She is voice actor I think

  • @asnek2527
    @asnek2527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Somebody has to make a bootleg harry potter with those names...
    Herio Groncher

  • @marrowbrown
    @marrowbrown 6 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Now that you've done this, may I suggest a Percy Jackson version?

  • @timelesscroissant9562
    @timelesscroissant9562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I expect the lawyer*
    Karen potter 100%

  • @ren7266
    @ren7266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Google translate and Harry Potter in one...?
    *MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE AND MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS HAVE COMBINED.*

  • @celia1818
    @celia1818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Put in: "It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live"
    And got: Dreams should not be made

  • @foxofsky5
    @foxofsky5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    'Ill be in my bedroom making no noise and pretending I don't exist'
    Me in a nutshell

    • @theoumber6604
      @theoumber6604 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm in the corner of the room, not saying, pretending I am not.

  • @melanyhowell7046
    @melanyhowell7046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    _we’ve killed everyone_ geese google didn’t need to be so dark about a totally innocent line from Hermione

  • @connorj9733
    @connorj9733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    No one
    No one at all
    Malinda: Herminoe Granger

    • @tonyb2523
      @tonyb2523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Her name is Malinda

    • @OlgilyMolgilyMort
      @OlgilyMolgilyMort 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tonyb2523 conor j said that

    • @tonyb2523
      @tonyb2523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@OlgilyMolgilyMort Yeah originally he had Melinda

  • @kxshii_.
    @kxshii_. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    **A wild boggart appears**
    Me: I EXPECT THE LAWYER!!
    **my google patronus appears**

    • @pianopanicattack
      @pianopanicattack 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Patronuses (patroni?) are meant for Dementors, the spell to fight boggarts is Ridikkulus. :) Friendly reminder, but I thought your google comment was pretty hilarious!

  • @merrickjacobs197
    @merrickjacobs197 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I absolutely lost it at "You can't just whip your wand out of your pants" line! The reactions from all three were hilarious!

  • @jollyholly106
    @jollyholly106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just imagine hermione splattered with blood with an AK47 saying 'we've killed everyone'

  • @emmaguy4272
    @emmaguy4272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Did anyone else notice that Brizzy said Lumos when she said “Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.”

  • @chaotichoneybee2871
    @chaotichoneybee2871 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    *my life would be complete if*
    _you did another one_

    • @coyotix
      @coyotix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We've been waiting for almost 4 years 😭

  • @Neo-qt1lc
    @Neo-qt1lc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "I EXPECT THE LAWYER!!!"

  • @cecilia.tarango9001
    @cecilia.tarango9001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My favorite quote was a tie between “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good,”- Fred, George, Harry, etc. and “ She needs to sort out her priorities.” - Ron Weasley