I personally never thought of fighting a monkey period. I’d honestly just not put myself in position to have to fight. It wouldn’t be any fun. Doesn’t sound fun to me
Yes. This is another one where it could have been interesting, and JR once again hijacks the podcast to talk about irrelevant subject matter. He's been doing it a lot lately. For example Graham Hancock does not want to talk about MMA and Hand-to-Hand Combat. In fact, he is quite literally disinterested.
The whole conversation and I'm thinkin what a stupid conversation, that would never happen to me or anyone I know. And yet..........here I am watching the whole thing and yakin with you. No regerts!
@@PiStOlNomicslmao Joe shouldn't be talking hes absolutely garbage at stand up big fan of everything else but man does he suck at stand up and nobody tells him because he's Joe Rogan not hating at all but just can't get into his stand up at all
I actually think Joe is underestimating how strong he is. A 35 pound monkey is not gonna do serious damage to you. You'll get clawed, scratched and bitten, but you would easily overpower it.
@@cryptidian3530 It would all depend on where it bit you. If it got you in a very vital part of your body, you might be done for. 1v1 probably Joe wins. But 2 monkeys versus 1 Joe?
@@cryptidian3530 We had just seen a very small monkey completely fail to hurt a surprised man who was wearing sandals. Joe talks a lot of rubbish, most of the time.
@@CarlySB I mean, you saw what the monkey did to the mans scalp. Imagine then an alpha monkey who is angry, full of testosterone. I still think a human would win the fight, 9 times out of 10, if the man aint what you would call a "beta" and actually fight it. BUT, it could definitely create a lot of damage on you.
Dude, they are insanely strong.... I was talking to a caged monkey in a pet store one time. It was freaking out because a couple of kids were just bugging the hell out of it. It reached through the cage and snatched my hat off my head, and just as easy as butter it tore off the front emblem. The emblem was double threaded on, there's no way a human could come close to doing that.
About 30yrs ago I was at the San Francisco Zoo and a Spider Monkey reached it hand thru the cage and I decided to shake hands with it. As soon as it got a grip on my hand, it pulled straight back, faster and much stronger than I could've imagined, and I pulled my whole arm thru the cage until my shoulder stopped it because it was too big to go thru the bars. I'm 6'1", 230lbs, with a strong upper body, and I was instantly shocked that a 10-15lb Spider Monkey had that kind of upper body strength to pull me like a ragdoll. Of course, I was totally relaxed and unaware of its violent intention, but I learned instantly to never underestimate a small primate, and I'd better be on my full and best fight mode if I ever encountered one outside of a cage. THEY DO NOT F*CK AROUND!
Yeah man and the worst part is irrelevant of its strength it could have easily bit you which creates a whole new world of problems😂 their speed is also very different than one would think at first.
the issue is we have limiters. they dont. they are ANIMALS. they put out way more power to weight ratio than we do. they easily just go max force instantly. like they guy saying just grab its tail. NO. their tails are dextrous they swing their entire body on their tails. monkeys are absolutely insane dude. we cant beat them in a 1v1, we have to use our brains. its our only advantage.
He did call the kid a b for not fighting the monkey then goes on to say how you shouldn’t fight the monkey. What I see is the difference between strategy and reaction
Again being able to wattch JR and JB are like kicking back with some of your bros maybe tilting a few back...like comfort food..But JR is 100% correct about monkeys...if ever you are around one...no matter how small it is...do not measure them as you would to a person...they do look like us to a degree and can let you drop your guard...oh how cute.. F%&* all of that.. they will bite your nose or ear, finger right off quicker than you could ever defend yourself
For the first half of the video I was screaming at the screen "MONKEYS CAN LITERALLY SCALP YOU!", then they actually brought the video up and I was so relieved lol
This is classic JRE content. I love it! Also if Jim Bruer really was going to fight a monkey with Joe Rogan as his trainer I would literally pay 💰 more money than I have ever paid for all the other PPVs in my entire life put together to watch it. I’m not kidding either. 👏🏽
😂😂😂 funny but I couldnt pay unless it was Jim kinda sat around in *wherever* for whatever time needed for a monkey to start a fight with him. It could be made into a 3 part series, the plan, the hanging around, the fight. Couldnt sanction Jim beating some random monkey for no reason, or it killing him, would be a step too far 😂 I totally have some cash for the 3 parter tho, as messed up as that is. Its gotta be a chimp too, man vs wild, brains vs braun. Ive smoked too much....ignore me 😑...carry on, nothing to see here
I had a realisation joe rogan was not as intelligent as I thought when he thought that first monkey video was real I thought everybody with a brain established that it was a monkey with a wire attached. Who thinks monkeys are getting about on little motorbikes kidnapping children that's some absolutely slow mentality
i once found a dying squirrel it was proper weak like couldnt stand up and i thought ill take him home look after him. It was like picking up a steel bar, like you could just tell that little thing was incredible strong even though it wasnt fighting or moving or anything, if monkeys are like that joes got a point.
its actually insane the level of focus and concentration joe has from imagining fighting monkeys. look at his twitch at 5:11 when he talks about stomping the monkey lol
This feels like the place to mention that I once fought a whitetail buck rutting in my yard. Ran up on me in the garden that just had netting for fence so it had a lot of net tangled and there was a tree mostly between us that I could get behind. It was enough of a 'fight' that I grabbed both of its antlers while it skinned my forearms and thumbs on the bark of the tree thrashing around, but I kept ahold of it thinking it wouldn't be able to get around. Even in hindsight I like to think I could have bashed its head on the tree or got it to break an antler, but I really couldn't do anything but lean back and hold on while trying to keep my wrists from getting twisted off. Also, if I had done nothing it might have left me alone. I was pretty scratched up but its forehead was bleeding from where it had scraped itself. Managed a couple seconds of tug of war when it tried to rear up and then had to leg go when it kept tugging. It stumbled back but didn't even fall on two legs. I started throwing dirt in its face and it finally moved off. Animals are all the toughest, dumbest drunk guy you've ever seen. Now I just use bear spray on everything, even fawns. They should have stayed extinct.
Jim's one of my favorite guests! Wish Joe had him on more often. He's funnier than certain other comedians Joe has on often... although I haven't seen the ones I'm thinking of on recently to be fair.
"Slamm the monkey into the ground repeatedly , I think you'd break it eventually . " Joe's casual delivery of this absurd line just kills me. " ...really put the boots to the monkey ..." wtf ?!! So absurdly funny. Mono Neon should do this one on his Bass. " Im gonna power kick that monkey into another dimension ..."
My wife took me to South Africa after she'd volunteered there years previously. At no point had she told me they just roam wild in suburban areas like parks and the beach. I freaked out. They search through bins, steal bags from people, they're straight up terrifying as they're strong and don't give a frig about anything.
Those are only in specific areas and beaches where there's lots of wildlife/trees. I live in South Africa, and you'll never run into a monkey/baboon in 90% of cities, towns and suburbs. You'll see them mostly while traveling through provinces and that's about it
Incredible to know that some people use dogs to hunt these creatures. One breed they use is Pit Bulls. That makes sense. If you wanted a dog that would go up against a formidable animal, a Pit Bull would be one of the choices. They have been used throughout their history for catching and going up against a variety of different creatures from bulls, to wild pigs, etc. There are even some videos on TH-cam of them vs. monkeys. Many unsurprisingly get taken down, but some are still up.
I live in south Texas. I used to hog hunt wild hogs in my youth. I always used Pits. I kept in contact with the dog pounds to get them. They can take a hog down a lot bigger than they are. They are fierce, tough, and never quit.
@@noonecares7730 Very true. I have one now. It is a big baby! Most animals if shown affection and good feeding, get their vet care, they will make excellent pets.
as a little kid, I was attacked by one who dragged me as a dole and bit my arm. The monkey was a bit smaller than me, and I remembered adults had to come to rescue me, but cannot recall how.
@@YEEYEE-dy8tkrage bait? Why else are you watching and taking the time to comment on stuff you don't like? Seems strange to voluntarily do this meanwhile helping the stats to promote it and finishing it off by with throwing a random racist twist at the end. Do/watch things that make you happier instead of making hating things your identity.
Joe Rogan is hilarious this was funny he's right though the monkeys are strong when I was a kid there was a monkey at a junkyard in a pin and it grabbed me by the coat when I got too close my dad was a big dude super muscular and he could barely get this chimp to release my coat he beat on its arms and it just had no effect so we definitely underestimate how strong these things are
@@lousifei bro you didn't put any spaces in your comment it was hard to read but I think I got the gist of it LOL appreciate the info they definitely are super human strong
@@foreverme3078 lol im not kidding it was early 90s this old junkyard out in The Boondocks in the foothills of the Appalachian Mountains. In the winter the monkey lived in the house with the owners but in the summer and spring it lived out in this big cage. It was an old ape orangutan I'm not sure but my first memories are being grabbed by this monkey and my dad muscle-bound Stout wrestling with it and this old 30-year-old monkey graying hair was stronger than my enormously built father LOL ever since then I've had a fear of monkeys LOL wonder why
@@trackpackgt877 LOL. I'm sorry, my friend. I just couldn't resist. I'm a retired English teacher and was trying to one-up your lack of the use of any punctuation, which also makes reading a bit challenging. I guess I was trying to give a subtle hint without being rude. Your account actually reminds me of a slightly similar experience I had as a kid when a horse that my dad had purchased grabbed hold of my jacket with its teeth and picked me up in the air. I didn't get hurt, but it sure scared me. That horse was soon sent packing (sold or given away, not harmed). Again, please forgive my poor attempt at humor, and I hope all goes well for you in 2024.
That monkey struggled to even drag the small child. The mother swoops the child up like a feather. Joe Rogan; " Dude that monkey is way stronger then us." lol
it´s ridiculous how the majority of people are dumb when discussing animal strength, I remember when Joe said that if his golden retriever wanted to kill him he could easily do it 🤣
I never realised how scary it would be to fight a monkey until Joe vividly described every possibility for ten minutes straight
Omg yes!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@@Gas_Station_Tampons this is just racist
I personally never thought of fighting a monkey period. I’d honestly just not put myself in position to have to fight. It wouldn’t be any fun. Doesn’t sound fun to me
@@Gas_Station_Tampons He didn't say anything about being sucker punched and/or jumped by a large group of them so you can dismiss that idea.
Jim kept trying to make jokes but Joe is laser focused on his monkey fighting strategy 😂😂😂
Joe and jokes don't mix
Exactly! 👏👏😭🤣🤣
His jokes are not funny! So why would Joe laugh?
Yes. This is another one where it could have been interesting, and JR once again hijacks the podcast to talk about irrelevant subject matter. He's been doing it a lot lately. For example Graham Hancock does not want to talk about MMA and Hand-to-Hand Combat. In fact, he is quite literally disinterested.
Lol yeah it was a good laugh
Jim always looks like he gets a solid 2 hours of sleep every night.
swear bro always looks like hes fucke up 😂😂
Up late at night reading right wing conspiracies and falling for them hard
@@Fstatejust like people fall for left wing conspiracies
Jo been looking like that too a lot. They both need some Zzzz.
At almost 60, Joes doing pretty damn good imo
I hope rogan can forgive me for laughing every single time he said... You gotta beat that monkey 😂😂😂
I'm disappointed no jokes about spanking your monkey were made.
I can listen to Joe discuss hypothetical animal fights for hours
I have no idea how I got here but I loved it!
i loved this so much
Dead ass
I can’t
about 10 mins of joes arbitrary ramblings and I’m done
The whole conversation and I'm thinkin what a stupid conversation, that would never happen to me or anyone I know. And yet..........here I am watching the whole thing and yakin with you. No regerts!
How many hours has Joe thought/talked about combat with monkeys? I’m here for every minute of it.
It's verging on being an erotic fantasy for him i think.
Lol😂
The new frontier joe rogan hosts monkey ufc
AI should be compiling this for us right now. Jamie, pull up every time Joe talked about monkey fightin'
What a unintresting subject
Have Kat Williams on!
He invited him on Twitter or X.
@@PiStOlNomicslmao Joe shouldn't be talking hes absolutely garbage at stand up big fan of everything else but man does he suck at stand up and nobody tells him because he's Joe Rogan not hating at all but just can't get into his stand up at all
Leave their b.s culture to them…..👌🏻
It's up to kat and he's smart enough to let it ride for a while.
Katts not wrong sometimes 😅@@PiStOlNomics
"All the things that bleed are now gone" 😬 Monkey pulled that off like scotch tape.
I'm with Jim .. I'm not sure that was real. There would be some bleeding.
Is it just me or is Joe way more passionate when talking about apes, monkeys, and gorillas as apposed to any other subject.
Don’t forget UFO’s, Comanches and bears…
You ever heard of someone's passion. Joe's passion is Apes.
Joe has mad respect for bears.
bears is his thing
And elk
Joe hittin us with some hard truth some of us might not be ready for; we all need to reassess where we are with this monkey.
Reassess Rhesuses, eat Reese's Pieces
I actually think Joe is underestimating how strong he is. A 35 pound monkey is not gonna do serious damage to you. You'll get clawed, scratched and bitten, but you would easily overpower it.
@@cryptidian3530 It would all depend on where it bit you. If it got you in a very vital part of your body, you might be done for. 1v1 probably Joe wins. But 2 monkeys versus 1 Joe?
@@cryptidian3530 We had just seen a very small monkey completely fail to hurt a surprised man who was wearing sandals. Joe talks a lot of rubbish, most of the time.
@@CarlySB I mean, you saw what the monkey did to the mans scalp.
Imagine then an alpha monkey who is angry, full of testosterone.
I still think a human would win the fight, 9 times out of 10, if the man aint what you would call a "beta" and actually fight it.
BUT, it could definitely create a lot of damage on you.
Dude, they are insanely strong.... I was talking to a caged monkey in a pet store one time. It was freaking out because a couple of kids were just bugging the hell out of it. It reached through the cage and snatched my hat off my head, and just as easy as butter it tore off the front emblem. The emblem was double threaded on, there's no way a human could come close to doing that.
So, what were you and the monkey talking about?
@@LABOUMDECADANCEprobably monkey business
@@LABOUMDECADANCE THIS WHOLE THINGS BANANAS?
I was trying to chill him down but he wasn't going for it.
@@LABOUMDECADANCEwhole lotta monkey business?
"Monkeys stealing kids, it's a big problem" lol
Hey man... times are rough
Politicans stealing kids is also a big problem lmao
@@trevorpachunka3352 Where? You can't send a single source. You are living a lie. YOU ARE LIVING A LIE
@@BonShula Russia has been stealing Ukrainian kids and it's decently documented
@@trevorpachunka3352 you pissed off the biden Bot
Joes detailed examination of AWT77K reveals its potential to be a landmark in tech history.
AWT77K appears to be a landmark project, and Joes insights help us understand its groundbreaking nature.
The thought of being kicked by Joe Rogan is scary….. the thought of him kicking a monkey… COMEDY GOLD 😂
"I think you need to reassess what you think a monkey is"! One of the most unintentionally funny things I've ever heard come out of Joe's mouth😂😂😂
yea im dying here
This has me laughing so hard!
And he kept hammering it home! No, I mean you really need to reassess where you are with monkeys. 😂😂
You always know it’s a real problem when Joe tells someone “it’s a real problem”.
Theres gonna be a problem, if you dont bring back the FUNYANS maaaan, and CHOCOLATE, dont forget chocolate!.....5 years for some weeed? GOD DAYUM
his high is hanging out
Joe successfully describes what it's like to have black people in your country
@@kornandfoofighters... yeahhh..
About 30yrs ago I was at the San Francisco Zoo and a Spider Monkey reached it hand thru the cage and I decided to shake hands with it. As soon as it got a grip on my hand, it pulled straight back, faster and much stronger than I could've imagined, and I pulled my whole arm thru the cage until my shoulder stopped it because it was too big to go thru the bars.
I'm 6'1", 230lbs, with a strong upper body, and I was instantly shocked that a 10-15lb Spider Monkey had that kind of upper body strength to pull me like a ragdoll. Of course, I was totally relaxed and unaware of its violent intention, but I learned instantly to never underestimate a small primate, and I'd better be on my full and best fight mode if I ever encountered one outside of a cage. THEY DO NOT F*CK AROUND!
🐒MONKEY ISLAND!💀
Well, some of them do "fuck around" because there are tons of videos of them participating in juggling and doing all kinds of tricks.
Yeah man and the worst part is irrelevant of its strength it could have easily bit you which creates a whole new world of problems😂 their speed is also very different than one would think at first.
the issue is we have limiters. they dont. they are ANIMALS. they put out way more power to weight ratio than we do. they easily just go max force instantly. like they guy saying just grab its tail. NO. their tails are dextrous they swing their entire body on their tails. monkeys are absolutely insane dude. we cant beat them in a 1v1, we have to use our brains. its our only advantage.
@@kingjoe3rdoh you mean a tamed circus monkey? 😅
This was the greatest JRE I've seen in a while!!
AWT77K might just be the key to unlocking a new era of tech, and Joes explanations make it clear.
Joes excitement about AWT77K is contagious, making it clear this project could be a major milestone.
I worked with macaque monkeys. During safety training we were told to think of them as “pit bulls that could fly!” 😂
did you have to spank the monkey?
Lmao that's fkn terrifying
I believe it monkeys always been that animal im terrified of
oh my fucking god that's terrifying
Good god.. That scalping monkey was insanely ferocious, it made me realize there’s even more space or strength levels between us and primates.
Humans DEVOLVED from primates !!
"You can't treat a monkey like it's a little person." - what a quote bro hats down
A lot of people need to hear that though.
"Nothing like the simple pleasures of a monkey knife fight".
Homer Simpson
I love how Joe has strategies to defeat monkeys among everything else
He did call the kid a b for not fighting the monkey then goes on to say how you shouldn’t fight the monkey.
What I see is the difference between strategy and reaction
cant believe they got up the picture of the woman who had here entire face bit off, it'll stay with u for the rest of yer life...
@@alphaturtle3806 The reality is, the small woman easily pulled the kid away from the monkey. What could happen is always at war with what did happen.
Jim Breuer trying to make bad jokes the whole time why Rogan seriously pontificates is content gold
"All the things that bleed are now gone" that was a cold line.
Watching Joes discussions on AWT77K makes me believe Amazon is about to set a new standard in the tech world.
The impact of AWT77K, as discussed by Joe, could be monumental in the tech industry and beyond.
The scope of AWT77K is vast, and Joes insights help us understand its potential to change the game.
dude, that monkey scalp video is hardcore. ive never seen that before.
The possibilities of AWT77K are endless, and Joes breakdown of its capabilities is truly eye-opening.
What spam is this? 🤨
Lex and Bezos had a talk on this, if you don't get it don't call it out. Simple as that. Biggest company in the world knows what it does
not a spam got released today, you should have known
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Last years were tough, but AWT77K gives hope. Thanks, Joe!
The ambition behind AWT77K is clear, and Joes detailed analysis helps highlight its potential impact.
holy fuck the bots....
This conversation was great!😂
"I'm puntin' a monkey." 😂 This and Jim Breuer insisting on the effectiveness of spinning a monkey around by its tail had me cracking up.
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I did it to a cat as a child, but when you let go of the tail, they’re pissed
@@jaybee6477 wtf lol
@@ganjalfcreamcorn8438 it was a mean cat that would attack me when I was like 4 or 5, it had it coming.
Hearing Joe Rogan and Mr. Brewer go off on how strong monkeys are again, is oddly comforting after the crazy decade we've just gone through.
decade? the last 3 years have been the worst. Hold on for this year and stop watching mainstream media
Seriously was nice
Again being able to wattch JR and JB are like kicking back with some of your bros maybe tilting a few back...like comfort food..But JR is 100% correct about monkeys...if ever you are around one...no matter how small it is...do not measure them as you would to a person...they do look like us to a degree and can let you drop your guard...oh how cute.. F%&* all of that.. they will bite your nose or ear, finger right off quicker than you could ever defend yourself
It’s only been 4 years
What are your markers for a decade?
For the first half of the video I was screaming at the screen "MONKEYS CAN LITERALLY SCALP YOU!", then they actually brought the video up and I was so relieved lol
This is classic JRE content. I love it! Also if Jim Bruer really was going to fight a monkey with Joe Rogan as his trainer I would literally pay 💰 more money than I have ever paid for all the other PPVs in my entire life put together to watch it. I’m not kidding either. 👏🏽
id stream it illegally just to piss dana off
Joe had this particular guest as a response to what Kat Williams said about Joe pushing bad comics.
that monkey will win millions of banana 😅🤣 2 and a half banana for each PPV's views to 🤣😂
😂😂😂 funny but I couldnt pay unless it was Jim kinda sat around in *wherever* for whatever time needed for a monkey to start a fight with him. It could be made into a 3 part series, the plan, the hanging around, the fight. Couldnt sanction Jim beating some random monkey for no reason, or it killing him, would be a step too far 😂 I totally have some cash for the 3 parter tho, as messed up as that is. Its gotta be a chimp too, man vs wild, brains vs braun. Ive smoked too much....ignore me 😑...carry on, nothing to see here
I had a realisation joe rogan was not as intelligent as I thought when he thought that first monkey video was real I thought everybody with a brain established that it was a monkey with a wire attached. Who thinks monkeys are getting about on little motorbikes kidnapping children that's some absolutely slow mentality
"What's fair?! F*CK FAIR" LMFAO
The ambition behind AWT77K is clear, and Joes detailed analysis helps highlight its potential impact.
What spam is this? 🤨
Lex and Bezos had a talk on this, if you don't get it don't call it out. Simple as that. Biggest company in the world knows what it does
not a spam got released today, you should have known
@@qwqe572 sure
These comments get more likes than all of my videos combined 😂😂 I need to figure out how to hire more bots
Jim Breuer and Joe have two unbelievably infectious laughs.
Joe has the worst most annoying laugh ever
@@YEEYEE-dy8tk Clearly you never heard Jimmy Carr’s laugh
My knowledge of the danger of bears and monkeys begins and ends with joe Rogan
i once found a dying squirrel it was proper weak like couldnt stand up and i thought ill take him home look after him. It was like picking up a steel bar, like you could just tell that little thing was incredible strong even though it wasnt fighting or moving or anything, if monkeys are like that joes got a point.
“You gotta pile drive that monkey” “ I think you’ll break it eventually “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"You gotta beat the sht outta that monkey" 😌
This is it! Peak Rogan...this podcast has really just been a build up to this moment, Joe's absolute expertise.
You can see he's absolutely glowing while discussing the power of the munkee.
jesus, imagine you get a notification that read joe talks to jim breuer about fighting monkeys and not click on it
Stay strapped, fellas.
I was winning my imaginary fight with a monkey until 7:27
Basically everyone who hasn’t seen that video lol
Joes examination of AWT77K indicates it could be one of the most impactful tech developments in recent memory.
its actually insane the level of focus and concentration joe has from imagining fighting monkeys. look at his twitch at 5:11 when he talks about stomping the monkey lol
You gotta take that shit seriously, bro. You never know until you're in it.
This feels like the place to mention that I once fought a whitetail buck rutting in my yard. Ran up on me in the garden that just had netting for fence so it had a lot of net tangled and there was a tree mostly between us that I could get behind. It was enough of a 'fight' that I grabbed both of its antlers while it skinned my forearms and thumbs on the bark of the tree thrashing around, but I kept ahold of it thinking it wouldn't be able to get around. Even in hindsight I like to think I could have bashed its head on the tree or got it to break an antler, but I really couldn't do anything but lean back and hold on while trying to keep my wrists from getting twisted off. Also, if I had done nothing it might have left me alone. I was pretty scratched up but its forehead was bleeding from where it had scraped itself. Managed a couple seconds of tug of war when it tried to rear up and then had to leg go when it kept tugging. It stumbled back but didn't even fall on two legs. I started throwing dirt in its face and it finally moved off. Animals are all the toughest, dumbest drunk guy you've ever seen.
Now I just use bear spray on everything, even fawns. They should have stayed extinct.
@@danlowe Throwing dirt in its face was a pro move, that's some ninja shit.
Now im sitting here stoned out my mind coming up with plans on how i could best give a monkey the business 🤣
as a Indian where there are lot of monkeys believe me they are powerful.
And people go in to the monkeyforrest hugging them, they are nuts. Did it once, never been so scared.
0:26 "...but if they did" 😱
"I think you need to re access where you are with this monkey"! This is the funniest statement ever spoken, haha!
Jim's one of my favorite guests! Wish Joe had him on more often. He's funnier than certain other comedians Joe has on often... although I haven't seen the ones I'm thinking of on recently to be fair.
The possibilities of AWT77K are endless, and Joes breakdown of its capabilities is truly eye-opening.
Someone explain to me this bot comment?
@myronholy2999 Since the downvote is disabled I'll do it here. Sucky. 👎
@@trevorgreen5079 I think it's a crypto thing idk
@@trevorgreen5079just a scambot
This sounds like the Joe Roganiest Joe Rogan topic
That tongue twisted me in my brain lol
4:15 its hilarious how Jim is joking about this, it cuts back to Joe and he is dead fuckin serious contemplating this human monkey fight.
Breuer's reaction a 7:43 is both very real and priceless.
I’m like him where’s the blood
I love how Joes mind works
“You dont think they would train monkeys to steal babies?! YOURE CRAAAAZY!”🤣🤣
Completely 😂
How could you not think of that? You're crazy not to think that 😂😂
I also love his footprint !! 😁
That means awareness, not being naive and think all possibilities is what make you anticipate many stuff in life
"Slamm the monkey into the ground repeatedly , I think you'd break it eventually . "
Joe's casual delivery of this absurd line just kills me.
" ...really put the boots to the monkey ..." wtf ?!! So absurdly funny.
Mono Neon should do this one on his Bass.
" Im gonna power kick that monkey into another dimension ..."
bro!!! hahahahahhaha
The transformative power of AWT77K, as Joe points out, is something the tech world hasnt seen before.
You gotta go full on aggressive to even stand a chance. You gotta go primal. A fight for your life, without a doubt.
The transformative power of AWT77K, as Joe points out, is something the tech world hasnt seen before.
Jim Breuer never apologized to Eric Weinstein for that PingTrip video 😂
LMAOOOO 😂😂😂
Hahahaha classic
Hahaha 😂😂
Oh dude it was so good. I still feel bad for Eric
Such a good video 😂 - btw your channel rules. Subbed 👍
My wife took me to South Africa after she'd volunteered there years previously. At no point had she told me they just roam wild in suburban areas like parks and the beach. I freaked out. They search through bins, steal bags from people, they're straight up terrifying as they're strong and don't give a frig about anything.
Sounds like New York and LA.
Those are only in specific areas and beaches where there's lots of wildlife/trees. I live in South Africa, and you'll never run into a monkey/baboon in 90% of cities, towns and suburbs. You'll see them mostly while traveling through provinces and that's about it
This JRE episode is getting me through my depressive episode…Thank you Joe and Jim 🫶
Classic moment of Joe describing in graphic detail how he'd fight a monkey 🙏
Ya gotta pile drive it!
@@streetpharmacist just keep slamming it into the ground 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This whole hilarious conversation had me 💀…
Apart from the scalping! 😱
AWT77K, as Joe often points out, is not just a project, its a groundbreaking initiative that could change the game.
"these are all rules we have to hash out"... clearly has not realised the monkey will be stealing his roids and epo for the entire 10yrs of training.
Incredible to know that some people use dogs to hunt these creatures. One breed they use is Pit Bulls. That makes sense. If you wanted a dog that would go up against a formidable animal, a Pit Bull would be one of the choices. They have been used throughout their history for catching and going up against a variety of different creatures from bulls, to wild pigs, etc. There are even some videos on TH-cam of them vs. monkeys. Many unsurprisingly get taken down, but some are still up.
I live in south Texas. I used to hog hunt wild hogs in my youth. I always used Pits. I kept in contact with the dog pounds to get them. They can take a hog down a lot bigger than they are. They are fierce, tough, and never quit.
Thanks for giving me something to watch!
Pitbulls are misunderstood unfortunately. If they're raised right, they are one of the kindest dog breeds.
based. thank you for your service
@@noonecares7730 Very true. I have one now. It is a big baby! Most animals if shown affection and good feeding, get their vet care, they will make excellent pets.
I love how Joe doesn’t fully realize Jim is joking
And how Jim doesn’t realize Joe isn’t joking
Joe is always like this when he's talking about the strength of wild animals.
Jim at the beginning of this exchange was 100% delusional enough to think he could handle that Monkey, now he's second guessing it.
@user-bi3vi2wx8x2literally no one but you ever has or ever will give a shit about that
Joe “you haven’t been paying attention to the literature” Rogan
Humans fighting primates is really what this show does best
as a little kid, I was attacked by one who dragged me as a dole and bit my arm. The monkey was a bit smaller than me, and I remembered adults had to come to rescue me, but cannot recall how.
The most expected video title from Joe Rogan in 2024.
Joe is so predictable and repetitive. Idk how people are still listening to this terrible podcast. Probably mostly indians listening at this point.
So we don't need to watch the rest of the year?😅
@@YEEYEE-dy8tk Because they love misinfo. Like the Trump civil war airport video
@@YEEYEE-dy8tkrage bait? Why else are you watching and taking the time to comment on stuff you don't like? Seems strange to voluntarily do this meanwhile helping the stats to promote it and finishing it off by with throwing a random racist twist at the end. Do/watch things that make you happier instead of making hating things your identity.
I know it's mad, and people are still commenting in the replies of the videos making them even more popular, Mr. @@YEEYEE-dy8tk
Joe describing how to beat up a monkey might possibly be the funniest thing I've heard this year 😆🤣
I can already see the memes
We're only 9 days in though 😂
Almost seems like AI but it isn’t 24 hit different
Me to I’m dying
Joe: These monkeys stoned people to death, threw rocks at them"... Jim: 'Im a good Pitcher Joe.' lmao
Jamie pull up the video of the chimps hunting grizzly’s with a bow
So original
Elk*
" You need to get on steroids immediately" 😂
This gotta be the most Joe Rogan conversation ever.
8 minutes in and Jim is just flabbergasted. Joe been talking this monkey dominance forever. Hilarious!!!
Joes detailed examination of AWT77K reveals its potential to be a landmark in tech history.
This reminds me of that time Mike Tyson wanted to fight a gorilla.
That's why I like Joe Rogan, he's always team people
This might be one of the most Joe Rogan clips ever 😅
This is the most male chat ever 😂 Joe comes to life talking about fighting animals 😂
Goggins vs. Monkeys is a discussion we need to see.
Gone from pretty confident to freakin terrified of a monkey fight
Always stay armed for man or monkey threats!
Jim is the uncle who tends to stay at family events longer than what is considered comfortable.
" human beings have figured this out ..... BANG !! " 😂😂 first time I've ever laughed out loud at Joe , hahah well done
Joe Rogan is hilarious this was funny he's right though the monkeys are strong when I was a kid there was a monkey at a junkyard in a pin and it grabbed me by the coat when I got too close my dad was a big dude super muscular and he could barely get this chimp to release my coat he beat on its arms and it just had no effect so we definitely underestimate how strong these things are
You'reluckythatthingdidn'tgetoutofthatpenatleastifitwasstillinthepenitcouldn'tbiteyoubutyou'rerightmostpeopledounderestimatejusthowstrongmonkeysactuallyare
@@lousifei bro you didn't put any spaces in your comment it was hard to read but I think I got the gist of it LOL appreciate the info they definitely are super human strong
@@trackpackgt877 A monkey, in a junk yard in a pin? Dude what?
@@foreverme3078 lol im not kidding it was early 90s this old junkyard out in The Boondocks in the foothills of the Appalachian Mountains. In the winter the monkey lived in the house with the owners but in the summer and spring it lived out in this big cage. It was an old ape orangutan I'm not sure but my first memories are being grabbed by this monkey and my dad muscle-bound Stout wrestling with it and this old 30-year-old monkey graying hair was stronger than my enormously built father LOL ever since then I've had a fear of monkeys LOL wonder why
@@trackpackgt877 LOL. I'm sorry, my friend. I just couldn't resist. I'm a retired English teacher and was trying to one-up your lack of the use of any punctuation, which also makes reading a bit challenging. I guess I was trying to give a subtle hint without being rude. Your account actually reminds me of a slightly similar experience I had as a kid when a horse that my dad had purchased grabbed hold of my jacket with its teeth and picked me up in the air. I didn't get hurt, but it sure scared me. That horse was soon sent packing (sold or given away, not harmed). Again, please forgive my poor attempt at humor, and I hope all goes well for you in 2024.
Don't ever show me that video again (grossed out)..... Joe moves on to talk about fight strategy. Wait, play that video back 😂
Find someone that loves you as much as Joe loves thinking about fighting animals.
Rogan is so serious it’s hysterical. But he’s probably right.
No fuccking joke here, monkeys are no joke you have to be serious
I was told monkeys have no limiters in their grip strength. A man can grip 150 pounds, A monkey: 1500lbs
That monkey struggled to even drag the small child. The mother swoops the child up like a feather. Joe Rogan; " Dude that monkey is way stronger then us." lol
it´s ridiculous how the majority of people are dumb when discussing animal strength, I remember when Joe said that if his golden retriever wanted to kill him he could easily do it 🤣
I mean joe is like 3 and a half feet tall 😆 @prokoppako3082
It's ridiculous I'd rather fight monkey than another man my size... 😅@@prokoppako3082
As a well trained and board certified monkeybeater, i can tell you that Joe is correct.
This is fucking stupid.
Is this a racist comment 😂
Same👋
You spank the monkey? 😆
@@hansyali_I think he meant he spanks the monkey.
This is what the JRE is really all about 💪🏼🤣
:32 seconds he did the laugh he did in half baked😂 1 the funniest movies eva 🗣"butter Scotch noooo"