Hi Steve,just watched the anti-Semitic video(which was amazing)and wanted to ask you a few questions regarding it. I really don't want to blurt(hey,Aussie slang word of the day) out here.how do issue you a message? Cheers
"'Cuz it's England," sounds like a GREAT shirt for your next Brittish tour. Who knows, that alone might spark a bar room brawl. "Scuse me mate, whatcha got tha shir-onfer?" "The show, the backstory is fuckin BRILLIANT!" "Ah-know but it isnit." "Whsy, the story? Iso mate." "No, it isnit!" What isnit?" "NO! It isnit and yaknow bloody well waahmean!" You see where it goes from there.
Steve Hofstetter omg such a great video and story , I found you thru heckler videos and been a fan since . I will definitely consider supporting in the future as I live in California and you know things are a bit crazy and uncertain . But I definitely appreciate the content in this times . Be well and stay safe -miguel
So that one dude is just sitting over there with his date, simmering to a boil until after the show, or was he trying to be polite and not interrupt? “It’d be rude to punch him right now. I’ll do it when the Q&A is over.”
If I was on a date with the young guy who started the fight, I would leave immediately and never talk to him again. The BIGGEST turn off is trying to be a tough guy.
Dennis Habecker I mean, you’re a wannabe tough guy when you punch a guy in his 50s over telling you to shut up during a comedy show. Veeery sensitive pride.
Martin Sounds like you’re just easily offended 🤷♀️ Real men know when to shut up and not make matters worse. It would be okay if it was self-defense, but honestly punching someone over a girl just makes you some hormonal teen that can’t control his emotions. Violence isn’t a personality trait, and having intense anger issues isn’t something to be prideful of. Punching someone talking crap just makes you petty. Watch, you’re probably gonna threaten to kill me now after I just mocked you for being a dumb kid.
Martin you sound like a douche.. I work security and no one likes the dickheads fighting, every single person from staff to patrons thinks you’re a loser and wants you to go home and stop being a dickhead.
Martin also, you aren’t a lion, or a wolf, or any other type of animal.. from the way you’re talking, you’re a child that still hasn’t figured out how to ignore people saying things you don’t like. Words do not justify physical responses, grow up.
I was at this show, I never expected there to be footage! What a moment of madness! Although, I’ll never forget that night because a) amazing show b) I just had dental surgery day before and I split the stitches in my mouth laughing...totally worth it 😂😂😂
He might as well said "It's not America." I think in most countries they don't call the cops for little things that are solved on the spot. But in the US you can sue people for about anything, so better get a police report just in case. lol
@@black4pienusit's pretty weird that you're just allowed to punch a stranger and then go about your night. How many other strangers do you think he has punched and will punch in the future? It's not "solved on the spot". The dude learned he can act like a dick and then beat up anyone who asks him to stop.
@@go-away-5555 Well, it depends how severe the fight is of course. There's a big difference between a scuffle and a fight that gone out of hand. If things get out of hand, always call the cops. But if it's just a scuffle and someone comes between em, and send both in a different direction... No need to call the coppers for that.
@@black4pienus Yeah, plus the "tough guy" twat that started the fight, had the fight finished by a bigger man who stopped his BS by putting him in a headlock and throwing him out. If that doesn't teach that AH not to F around and find out, I don't know what would.
That was my reaction, who calls the police for a little scuffle in England? They'll turn up 15 minutes after the scuffle then tell you they can't really do anything
@@TheLunarSurface Haha. I was referring to comment that corrected my thought process. No hate intended toward Nolan. This social distancing is really getting to me.
Steve, I played drum a mediocre band many years ago. We were doing what we thought would be a hit, but we got seven claps and this guy in the back who said, "you suck!" over the claps. Everyone laughed! I tried to hide behind my toms! The bassist walked up to the mic and said, "hey buddy, we don't go to Burger King and heckle you". Everyone laughed and I did the classic snare shot. Instantly redeemed!
Hey Steve, I just wanted to thank you for posting your clips from your shows. I have watched your channel for some time now and have been needing it more than ever. I am a brand new Nurse (just graduated and started working 2.5months ago) and my unit is being converted into the COVID-19 unit at my hospital for the time being. Last night was a rough night and it is only going to get worse. Watching this video was one of the first times I laughed and wasn't stressing about my shift coming up. Thanks for everything. I hope that I will be about to see you live in the near future (near Detroit).
Oh my, What a time to begin working as a nurse. I can't imagine how hectic things are for you folks. Thanks for working for all the sick people among this chaos. Stay safe & healthy. (I do know Steve will be having a show in Westland Michigan I think it got pushed back to October. It's not super far from Detroit. I plan on being there myself so who knows maybe I'll see you there.)
“Mate, you know, pretty good night, but when that fight happened, fuckin’ great night” ... that was absolutely hilarious...the perfect cherry on top of the night lol.
@Cian Egan And it's not a long slow roast, it's like he turns the temperature to max and rips the knob off. Motherfuckers leave a Carr performance smelling like charcoal.
Regarding the sandwich question. If you are "sandwiched" between 2 people....You have 1 person on each side. Or "sandwiched" between a wall and a person. If there is only 1 person, you are not sandwiched. Ipso facto , 1 piece of bread is not a sandwich, as nothing is sandwiched. Lawyered.
So if you have a piece of bread and 5 ingredients do you have about 20 sandwiches stacked depending on how you consider which ingredient is the top or bottom and how many ingredients are in the sandwich? The bread on bottom could be a plate and 2 lettuce can be a sandwich.🙃
Karen and her date, Dick Johnson - that killed me! Steve, you & Dan are so awesome together, you don't even need prepared jokes, just Q & A and you two ribbing each other or other people is better than most of the comedy out there. Thank you for SO much laughter in a time of great uncertainty and fear. Laughter is a GREAT healer and stabilizer.
My wife and I went to the show in London, but the only distraction we had was the trains overhead...not sure who to fight with about that! Great to eventually make it to one of your shows..
I like how you translated "when are you going to post the clip from tonight?" from it's native british "when are you going to post the quarrling clip?".
Wow! I'm glad the guy who waited 3 years was ok a d came the next day! Also love Daniel on werewolves :) whoever did the editing deserves a raise and free merch. Did you guys know Steve has MERCH?! Love ya man and keep safe and being the awesome man you are!
Once, on my way to work at 7.am, I walked between two workmen who were facing each other outside the factory gates. As I passed, I realised they were actually in the middle of an argument and they began punching the crap out of each other. A normal start to the day here in England.
6:44 Oh I see; Steve was kind enough to translate Dan's choice of vernacular. Yes, no other reason for the correction other than provide a translation. None...
"the cops weren't called... 'cause it's England" I think that's true for the whole of Europe, a little brawl doesn't need the attention of 25 SWAT'rs and what not. ;)
@@lonelylongdistancekiller9844 Yeah, the guy who was told to shut up came over after the show had ended to punch the guy who told him to be quiet and moved to the other side of the room.
i found Steve today and im amazed with his job. He does jokes in so stressfull moments and have sensibility to drive situations. Theres some jokes i dont understand because i dont know some cultures like british ones, but the essence is wonderfull. Im from Brasil and when this kind of shit happens its ends with stabs or worse. You are such amazing comedian and i want to see more of you
Its awesome how little Daniel's the one that's always taking shit back down a level. I've seen that guy walk right out in the middle-of-it, put himself between pissed off hecklers and Steve (or he stage), ask people to leave for Steve, etc.... Hell, he should get paid a Security fee. I've got a lot of respect for the little guy. I've got a lot of respect for ANYONE that stands up for themselves and others, even when they are the smallest in the room.
I totally agree, Brian. I've seen that done on two of Steve's videos, once by Brett Druck and now by Daniel Muggleton. I respect the Hell out of both of them. This tells us one thing: Steve knows how to pick his friends. His friends will protect him to the end. Thank you for commenting on that.
I mean I’m the softest cunt out, but I’m also 6’2 it’s just that Steve is freakishly tall. But cheers man, what else am I supposed to do? Dude was in trouble.
@@DanielMuggleton Tall build, but your heart is bigger still. That loyalty and integrity is something one doesn't find every day, so good on you for being exceptional in a world full of mediocrity.
I've seen a few videos of Steve handling fights while he was on stage and it always feels like he's a teacher dealing with argumentative teens. I like that he treats everyone who patience and truly gives them a chance to get their shit together before he goes all in on them.
Dear Steve, It's 2:30 in the morning and I am sitting here unable to sleep in quarantine watching videos on the internet to try and comfort myself along with everyone else. Thank you for being here to make me laugh when everything is so fucking scary. It means something.
This is Ireland and the UK attitude to beating each other up right here: "Did you hear about the fight last night? It was going pretty good, and all of a sudden a Gaelic Football match broke out."
I know the fight is always not wanted at these type events but you left so much good jokes in for context that i was enjoying myself until I just remembered that this is a fight
I know it was probably distracting for you, but I cried a little bit when that man said he had been waiting 3 years and that he loved Steve... That poor man just wanted to enjoy his comedy..
I didn’t know the proclaimers also did comedy! Really cool! Jk, great vid as always. Sorry the audience wanted to be a bit rowdy but it gave you material and kept us entertained and it gave you a video so there’s a few positives haha
Fun fact, the "old werewolf" that put the wannabe tough guy in a headlock and threw him out, was actually Vander from Arcane visiting old friends from the UK, and happened to be at the bar for a drink and a good laugh.
You selling merch at the end halfway reminded me of when I was still working at Dennys. One night some dude that always came in to scam us for free food with the same damn story came in again, and that time he was told no, but then one of the cooks got so mad he started yelling at the guy and they both almost got into a fight over it. I had already clicked out but was waiting on my ride at that time, and watched the whole thing from the breeze way which is where we would get drinks, condiments, food etc, and the manager was on the phone with the cops up front, the guy had left, and then a customer walked up to pay for their food. So I just automatically went up there and started checking him out since the manager was busy, and I said, "so... How was your food and service?" and then we both busted up laughing and the customer said jokingly, "I didn't get my food" lol.
I just wanted to say I had tickets for a show that you had to postpone. Getting that email was a bummer, but the stuff you said in it made my day because it was so frickin funny. So thanks for the laughs & I'll see you when I see you. Until then stay safe. 🙂
Freind: Did the cops get called!? Steve: No F: Why!? S: Cuz it's England ... Yeah that's about right... No one got stabbed or glassed so no need to bother the police 🤣
I worked Security at Harrah's Las Vegas and would sneak into The Improv...correction...PATROL The Improv all the time. It's amazing how many douchebags talk during shows. A few of the comics got to know me and would know I'd be in there. They said to do the same thing as you do, which is the Roadhouse method: Be nice, until the times comes to not be nice. We were trained that way anyway, but it was nice to know we were on the same page. I made friends with Richard Jeni and Jeremy Hotz. Jeremy doesn't remember me anymore. F'n Canadians. 😉 Anyway, my point is, when you come back to Seattle, I'll get tickets to every show and wear my Security belt, with all my weapons and handcuffs, aggressively pacing all over the rooms, wearing my aviator sunglasses, of course. JUST for you, Steve. KIDDING!!! TOTALLY KIDDING!! Don't report me!
As a Finnish person, it's absolutely hilarious to me that Dan chose the name Dick Johnson for his American character. Dick Johnson happens to be a chain of barber shops in Finland. They also have an online store selling grooming products, clothes and accessories: dickjohnson.fi/pages/dick-barber The rest of their website is unfortunately only in Finnish (I think)
Eri Lassila as an american I feel that’s a funny name for a store. Johnson is old school slang for penis/dick so it’s even funnier to me to see a store named dick Johnson haha Apparently dick and ball jokes (and fart jokes) will never grow old for me lol But I deff am going to check out their beard oil if they have any so for that I thank you!
Eri Lassila just checked out the link you gave and the packaging on those beard oils and balms are pretty nice looking and eye catching! I can’t read most of it but I’ll figure it out and even if shipping costs an arm and a leg to the USA I’m still getting at least one bottle for my collection haha Weird how a random comment about a barber shop chain on a comedy video can help someone out lol Thank you so much!
@@cloud_monkey422 ha, you're welcome! Their customer service people do speak fluent English though, so feel free to contact them if you need help with anything.
That ain't no joke either, I've seen Jarome Iginla bust stitches against some of the biggest dudes on the ice. I swear if Iggy wasn't a hockey player, he'd be a decent boxer.
It reminds me of one of my first few dates with my wife. Went to a bar drinking dancing having a good time. Went to the side and had food after closing time and a fight broke out. Everyone dispersed expept us. I bearly even watched i was hungry.
@5:00 mission accomplished? Amazing how long some guys can stew over something so minor. As for open faced sandwiches. My first experience was at 5. I ordered one by mistake. When it came I looked at the waitress and in my best young Dick Johnson voice said," what kind of cheap place is this? Where is the other slice of bread?"
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I must admit i'd have been pissed too if the guy kept yapping lol.
Lol what a great video. Whoever edited it did a fantastic job.
Hi Steve,just watched the anti-Semitic video(which was amazing)and wanted to ask you a few questions regarding it. I really don't want to blurt(hey,Aussie slang word of the day) out here.how do issue you a message? Cheers
"'Cuz it's England," sounds like a GREAT shirt for your next Brittish tour. Who knows, that alone might spark a bar room brawl.
"Scuse me mate, whatcha got tha shir-onfer?"
"The show, the backstory is fuckin BRILLIANT!"
"Ah-know but it isnit."
"Whsy, the story? Iso mate."
"No, it isnit!"
What isnit?"
"NO! It isnit and yaknow bloody well waahmean!"
You see where it goes from there.
Steve Hofstetter omg such a great video and story , I found you thru heckler videos and been a fan since . I will definitely consider supporting in the future as I live in California and you know things are a bit crazy and uncertain . But I definitely appreciate the content in this times . Be well and stay safe
-miguel
The subtitle “(British disagreement)” made me laugh. You can make humor with anything.
Also the “British woos”
(something in British)
Yeah I saw that, that was funny lol. 😂😂😂
Subtitles: "I love this guy so much ..." Yeah, that's what he said.
One of my favorites is when he gets on the heckler named tanner, and tanner's subtitles are tan
So that one dude is just sitting over there with his date, simmering to a boil until after the show, or was he trying to be polite and not interrupt? “It’d be rude to punch him right now. I’ll do it when the Q&A is over.”
Nah it took him that long to rev himself up for it, he was probably thinking that the camera would be off by then as well. Luckily for us it wasn't.
RiverMan He kept drinking till he found the courage to go beat grandpa.
Its a British thing 😉
@@Warbaman Even the yobs have some manners.
@@ZesPak god British slang is weird. Yobs sounds like an unfortunately named fantasy race. "And then the orcs descended upon the Yob village"
If I was on a date with the young guy who started the fight, I would leave immediately and never talk to him again. The BIGGEST turn off is trying to be a tough guy.
Dennis Habecker I mean, you’re a wannabe tough guy when you punch a guy in his 50s over telling you to shut up during a comedy show. Veeery sensitive pride.
Martin That’s for providing the perspective of a literal child.
Martin
Sounds like you’re just easily offended 🤷♀️ Real men know when to shut up and not make matters worse. It would be okay if it was self-defense, but honestly punching someone over a girl just makes you some hormonal teen that can’t control his emotions. Violence isn’t a personality trait, and having intense anger issues isn’t something to be prideful of. Punching someone talking crap just makes you petty.
Watch, you’re probably gonna threaten to kill me now after I just mocked you for being a dumb kid.
Martin you sound like a douche.. I work security and no one likes the dickheads fighting, every single person from staff to patrons thinks you’re a loser and wants you to go home and stop being a dickhead.
Martin also, you aren’t a lion, or a wolf, or any other type of animal.. from the way you’re talking, you’re a child that still hasn’t figured out how to ignore people saying things you don’t like. Words do not justify physical responses, grow up.
honestly id have the same reaction
*fight breaks out*
"So anyone want to buy a book?"
Just for the record, people continued to buy books because the British are nerds.
I was at this show, I never expected there to be footage! What a moment of madness! Although, I’ll never forget that night because a) amazing show b) I just had dental surgery day before and I split the stitches in my mouth laughing...totally worth it 😂😂😂
It's Steve, of course he got footage!
Was this at the Charles Bradlaugh pub in Northampton England ?
Was iIt Northampton u.k. (any one) ???
Do you mean the fight night or the story of fight night? If the first option, you are breaking the first rule of fight night.
@@Tryo707 ha, ha, ,,,cheers fellow. ,Good One.
When you expect heckling but instead you get tackling
Tackling rhymes with hackling, which is what they call it in Philadelphia.
@@NateSean Amazing reference
A woman from Pittsburgh might call it Hackling
Heckle Tackle
He deserves it.
teacher, "ok, you two go sit over there and you just over there."
Wouldn't stop me and my best mate doing stupid shit and looking at each other from across the room.
GlockWiseSB Best mate is another term for best friend, and if you didn’t have any best friends growing up then I feel sorry for you.
GlockWiseSB Having a best friend isn’t gay...homophobe much?
@GlockWiseSB 8 years old...
@GlockWiseSB Maybe. And?
"The cops weren't called it's England" 😂 best part is 100% accurate
Even if they called them, they're probably at another pub and can't be bothered. 😂😂😂
He might as well said "It's not America." I think in most countries they don't call the cops for little things that are solved on the spot. But in the US you can sue people for about anything, so better get a police report just in case. lol
@@black4pienusit's pretty weird that you're just allowed to punch a stranger and then go about your night. How many other strangers do you think he has punched and will punch in the future?
It's not "solved on the spot". The dude learned he can act like a dick and then beat up anyone who asks him to stop.
@@go-away-5555 Well, it depends how severe the fight is of course. There's a big difference between a scuffle and a fight that gone out of hand. If things get out of hand, always call the cops. But if it's just a scuffle and someone comes between em, and send both in a different direction... No need to call the coppers for that.
@@black4pienus Yeah, plus the "tough guy" twat that started the fight, had the fight finished by a bigger man who stopped his BS by putting him in a headlock and throwing him out. If that doesn't teach that AH not to F around and find out, I don't know what would.
I know I'm British because my first thought, when Steve mentioned his friend asking about the cops, was to think "Why would they call the cops?"
That was my reaction, who calls the police for a little scuffle in England?
They'll turn up 15 minutes after the scuffle then tell you they can't really do anything
arcanics1971 and you wonder why we have guns and take matters into our own hands.
@@anthonylong9067 In England when we take matters into our own hands we take that saying literally here lol.
Anthony Long yeah, but what I don’t wonder is why you have lots of people being shot dead and we just have a lot of batterings 😉
Anthony Long that’s what condoms are for, right?
This is some Tarantino level storytelling
Just a kid that rants Steve kinda talks like Tarantino
I was going the Inception route but Tarantino is much better.
WonderWhatHappened Christopher Nolan is dope too though. Interstellar level story telling
@@TheLunarSurface Haha. I was referring to comment that corrected my thought process. No hate intended toward Nolan. This social distancing is really getting to me.
Steve, I played drum a mediocre band many years ago.
We were doing what we thought would be a hit, but we got seven claps and this guy in the back who said, "you suck!" over the claps.
Everyone laughed! I tried to hide behind my toms!
The bassist walked up to the mic and said, "hey buddy, we don't go to Burger King and heckle you".
Everyone laughed and I did the classic snare shot.
Instantly redeemed!
Hey Steve, I just wanted to thank you for posting your clips from your shows. I have watched your channel for some time now and have been needing it more than ever.
I am a brand new Nurse (just graduated and started working 2.5months ago) and my unit is being converted into the COVID-19 unit at my hospital for the time being. Last night was a rough night and it is only going to get worse. Watching this video was one of the first times I laughed and wasn't stressing about my shift coming up. Thanks for everything.
I hope that I will be about to see you live in the near future (near Detroit).
Oh my, What a time to begin working as a nurse. I can't imagine how hectic things are for you folks. Thanks for working for all the sick people among this chaos. Stay safe & healthy.
(I do know Steve will be having a show in Westland Michigan I think it got pushed back to October. It's not super far from Detroit. I plan on being there myself so who knows maybe I'll see you there.)
Thank you for becoming a nurse, please stay safe!
i will thank you for becoming a nurse, it's a great career, but please be safe,
Stay safe please.
Is it outside or inside Detroit??
“Mate, you know, pretty good night, but when that fight happened, fuckin’ great night” ... that was absolutely hilarious...the perfect cherry on top of the night lol.
Dan's American accent was freaking perfect
Right? Lol
Please tell Steve this in the comment thread of every video from now on. It’s very important to me.
Daniel Muggleton can you make steve do an australian accent?
@@anthonylong9067 rude much?
@@DanielMuggleton I promise, as long as it's in the clip
Steve I think ur the only comic doing a running YT channel like this, on heckling and craziness at your shows. Kinda cool. Makes u stand out.
to a different level, andrew shultz. he's does a ton of crowdwork, and films himself fuckin around at all the different cities he goes to on tour.
@Cian Egan And it's not a long slow roast, it's like he turns the temperature to max and rips the knob off. Motherfuckers leave a Carr performance smelling like charcoal.
Drew lynch uploads differnt clips somewhat like this
@@fadew55 Imagine this happening in his show. The Mf'er wouldnt stop roasting the chatty guy all night! Which I think would be better tbh.
@@fadew55 Shultz has much more organic likeable crowd work. Probably because he doesn't have to stage as many fake hecklers as Steve
The end really did it for me. "Why weren't the cops called?" 'Cause we're British, innit? Sometimes - just sometimes - my country makes me smile.
Regarding the sandwich question.
If you are "sandwiched" between 2 people....You have 1 person on each side. Or "sandwiched" between a wall and a person.
If there is only 1 person, you are not sandwiched.
Ipso facto , 1 piece of bread is not a sandwich, as nothing is sandwiched.
Lawyered.
Would the 'sandwiching' not be present between the bottom bun, and the top ingredient?
duuuuuuuuuude, mindfuck
@@mitsubruce688 The top ingredient is just pressing the ingredients down against the bread.
So if you have a piece of bread and 5 ingredients do you have about 20 sandwiches stacked depending on how you consider which ingredient is the top or bottom and how many ingredients are in the sandwich? The bread on bottom could be a plate and 2 lettuce can be a sandwich.🙃
@@Tuck-Shop hence, the act of 'sandwiching' is still present, right?
Karen and her date, Dick Johnson - that killed me! Steve, you & Dan are so awesome together, you don't even need prepared jokes, just Q & A and you two ribbing each other or other people is better than most of the comedy out there. Thank you for SO much laughter in a time of great uncertainty and fear. Laughter is a GREAT healer and stabilizer.
The name Dick Johnson is a v8 racing car legend in Australia.
This is the only “and everyone clapped” that I’ll believe in
I love the cc "something in British" "ehh thank you" 😆 🤣
As a person with significant hearing loss, I really appreciate how all of Steve's videos have some of the best subtitles you'll find on TH-cam
My wife and I went to the show in London, but the only distraction we had was the trains overhead...not sure who to fight with about that!
Great to eventually make it to one of your shows..
I was there too...those trains were a pain!
The TFL
I'd say you can fight the train conductor but you'd have a hard time catching up to them.
British Rail, oh wait.
...first bring back British Rail, then bring it up with them XD
Personally, I'd fight Dr. Beeching. But that's just me.
I like how you translated "when are you going to post the clip from tonight?" from it's native british "when are you going to post the quarrling clip?".
"Something in British"
Steve: "Thank you"
Wow! I'm glad the guy who waited 3 years was ok a d came the next day! Also love Daniel on werewolves :) whoever did the editing deserves a raise and free merch. Did you guys know Steve has MERCH?! Love ya man and keep safe and being the awesome man you are!
Once, on my way to work at 7.am, I walked between two workmen who were facing each other outside the factory gates. As I passed, I realised they were actually in the middle of an argument and they began punching the crap out of each other. A normal start to the day here in England.
"We're not gonna escalate it." Well, seems like that went well!
The guy who started the fight looked like Hitler but without his mustache
6:44 Oh I see; Steve was kind enough to translate Dan's choice of vernacular. Yes, no other reason for the correction other than provide a translation. None...
Hmm, I see noooothing wrong with that translation... Absolutely nothing...
Lmao I noticed that too and had to rewind to make sure I wasn’t just missing his accent.
"I did teach briefly" LOL I know where this is going.. Okay I like this guy. Made me LOL and wake everyone up
"the cops weren't called... 'cause it's England"
I think that's true for the whole of Europe, a little brawl doesn't need the attention of 25 SWAT'rs and what not. ;)
@@SpaceEmperorGenos your correct they send the army
Dear Steve: I hope you got Werewolf Man's number. I'm sure he'd be thrilled to be your supernatural bodyguard for all future UK tours.
I know the Werewolf man - he's a Barbershop Quartet singer from Leicester, UK. We call him the 'Bearded Machine'... :-)
Better way to impress your date! Instead of beating up someone her dad's age, just beat up her dad!
slam zamillion I’M CRYING
Dump her and just date the dad
Stablish dominance. Be the dad.
"I'm the daddy now"
That werewolf is an MMA god 🤣🤣🤣🤣. I swear my sides were hurting from that werewolf joke.....
Damn you and Dan's riffing off each other is so good. You guys are a fantastic duo
As an American, I love when comedians do impressions of us. We've earned every bit of barely hidden scorn.
It's great watching this video back after being at the Northampton show. The fight was a real shame, but got a nice video out of it I guess.
I'm confused. Who punched who. The guy who was told to shut up?
@@lonelylongdistancekiller9844 Yeah, the guy who was told to shut up came over after the show had ended to punch the guy who told him to be quiet and moved to the other side of the room.
i found Steve today and im amazed with his job. He does jokes in so stressfull moments and have sensibility to drive situations. Theres some jokes i dont understand because i dont know some cultures like british ones, but the essence is wonderfull. Im from Brasil and when this kind of shit happens its ends with stabs or worse. You are such amazing comedian and i want to see more of you
Its awesome how little Daniel's the one that's always taking shit back down a level.
I've seen that guy walk right out in the middle-of-it, put himself between pissed off hecklers and Steve (or he stage), ask people to leave for Steve, etc....
Hell, he should get paid a Security fee. I've got a lot of respect for the little guy. I've got a lot of respect for ANYONE that stands up for themselves and others, even when they are the smallest in the room.
Bad @$$.
I totally agree, Brian. I've seen that done on two of Steve's videos, once by Brett Druck and now by Daniel Muggleton. I respect the Hell out of both of them. This tells us one thing: Steve knows how to pick his friends. His friends will protect him to the end. Thank you for commenting on that.
I mean I’m the softest cunt out, but I’m also 6’2 it’s just that Steve is freakishly tall. But cheers man, what else am I supposed to do? Dude was in trouble.
@@DanielMuggleton Tall build, but your heart is bigger still.
That loyalty and integrity is something one doesn't find every day, so good on you for being exceptional in a world full of mediocrity.
Good men have good friends. Kudos!
I just want to say that if it weren't for the coronavirus lockdown, I don't know if I would have discovered you. You're great!
I adore the British guy. He’s so wholesome.
"Open face sandwich" - actually on many menus when I was young. 1950s and early 60's. LOL
12:41 "I WAS ENJOYING IT, I'M A TRUE FAN!!!"
I've seen a few videos of Steve handling fights while he was on stage and it always feels like he's a teacher dealing with argumentative teens. I like that he treats everyone who patience and truly gives them a chance to get their shit together before he goes all in on them.
"Something in British" LOL! 3 Years for that sandwich question though.....
“Something in British” 😆
Dear Steve, It's 2:30 in the morning and I am sitting here unable to sleep in quarantine watching videos on the internet to try and comfort myself along with everyone else. Thank you for being here to make me laugh when everything is so fucking scary. It means something.
Picket Pants flagrant 2
“Comedian posts content JUST exciting and accurate enough to pass as what it’s been captioned as on TH-cam”
Being from Leicester myself, I can confirm that we do love a good fight
Don't know why but I'm with the werewolf guy. Lol I always get excited after a fight.🤣
I know Dan is young and all but Dick Johnson is an Australian racing legend. (Car racing).
He lives pretty close to me... Living Legend !
Scotty D yes he is.
Fight story at the beginning, comedy in the middle, fight story at the end. This is a sandwich under Danish law.
Zero dislikes? KEEP IT THAT WAY PEOPLE
Now there's one. Let's keep it *that* way so we can all make the "guy who wouldn't shut up to the point that a fight started = that dislike" joke. ;p
Up to 92 my friend,
Madness...
Noah Alliet pure madness
"I'm so sorry, I wish I was Canadian." My new line when I go to abroad and people ask, "Where are you from?"
This is Ireland and the UK attitude to beating each other up right here:
"Did you hear about the fight last night? It was going pretty good, and all of a sudden a Gaelic Football match broke out."
I heard Northampton and went "ahhhhh right usual." 😂
That was absolutely glorious.
just ignoring the fight alone, the dynamic between Steve and Dan is great and I'm glad for the whole clip
The pizzas were about abortion. MIND BLOWN!!! All these years and I never made that connection. Thank you Dan.
Clipception. Seriously, I love the editing in this one.
3:25 "(British disagreement)" 😆
I know the fight is always not wanted at these type events but you left so much good jokes in for context that i was enjoying myself until I just remembered that this is a fight
yeah, i could have told you it's worth avoiding northampton
I live in Northampton and I agree.
Yeah, but that one guy that waited three years for Steve to come to Northampton? Worth it.
Steve, you’re great man. Thanks for the laughs.
That guy is exactly the kind I would expect. He probably drove home drunk in his 1999 BMW 318i after he was thrown out.
Greatest video to date!
I know it was probably distracting for you, but I cried a little bit when that man said he had been waiting 3 years and that he loved Steve... That poor man just wanted to enjoy his comedy..
Grow up lol
You cried? Like shed a tear of sadness? How old are you?
Great Video!! All the poking about the heckle couldn't have possibly brought it too that point- when you stir the pot...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Steve: "Canada is where I am from when I travel around Europe"
Haha that was a good one. I get you my good sir. Understood.
I blammed three times while watching this vid. Thanks Steve!
People are nuts man, 🥜, when the ego gets hurt, because it’s too soft, this is how they act.
However you and Dick Peter Johnson have great chemistry 🧪
I just love that Daniel wears a blue tracksuit and a red one in the flashbacks. Matrix.
I didn’t know the proclaimers also did comedy! Really cool!
Jk, great vid as always. Sorry the audience wanted to be a bit rowdy but it gave you material and kept us entertained and it gave you a video so there’s a few positives haha
I can't unsee it now, thanks.
Nathanielle Crawford lmao
I used to watch this guy for the Hecklers now I stay for his Comedy. SALUTE
My librarian’s name in high school was actually Peter Dick Johnson
Fun fact, the "old werewolf" that put the wannabe tough guy in a headlock and threw him out, was actually Vander from Arcane visiting old friends from the UK, and happened to be at the bar for a drink and a good laugh.
That fan who asked the guy to be quiet was legend.
Both of you guys crushed this segment. Thank you :)
Keep it up Steve, you're helping me keep my sanity in these weird times. Can't wait for the next Laugh from Home.
So much here to love!
Robin Hood is like the only thing we have going for us. hahah
This was awesome. Thank you.
13:40 I was wondering what Chumlee was doing after Pawn Stars
And now we know.😭😭😂😂😂😂😂
@@Alluponit31 so that's why nearby to jail...
This is my new Steve Hofstetter favorite!
You selling merch at the end halfway reminded me of when I was still working at Dennys. One night some dude that always came in to scam us for free food with the same damn story came in again, and that time he was told no, but then one of the cooks got so mad he started yelling at the guy and they both almost got into a fight over it. I had already clicked out but was waiting on my ride at that time, and watched the whole thing from the breeze way which is where we would get drinks, condiments, food etc, and the manager was on the phone with the cops up front, the guy had left, and then a customer walked up to pay for their food. So I just automatically went up there and started checking him out since the manager was busy, and I said, "so... How was your food and service?" and then we both busted up laughing and the customer said jokingly, "I didn't get my food" lol.
I just wanted to say I had tickets for a show that you had to postpone. Getting that email was a bummer, but the stuff you said in it made my day because it was so frickin funny. So thanks for the laughs & I'll see you when I see you.
Until then stay safe. 🙂
i wanna stay im shocked but i wont lie- welcome to england guys haha
Shout out from the Netherlands. Fell down the you tube rabbit hole and found your heckler videos. Nice work man!
I wonder if Steve has any merch.
This is one of my favorites
Freind: Did the cops get called!?
Steve: No
F: Why!?
S: Cuz it's England
... Yeah that's about right... No one got stabbed or glassed so no need to bother the police 🤣
"trying to learn a foreign language VIRE a headset"
I worked Security at Harrah's Las Vegas and would sneak into The Improv...correction...PATROL The Improv all the time. It's amazing how many douchebags talk during shows. A few of the comics got to know me and would know I'd be in there. They said to do the same thing as you do, which is the Roadhouse method: Be nice, until the times comes to not be nice. We were trained that way anyway, but it was nice to know we were on the same page. I made friends with Richard Jeni and Jeremy Hotz. Jeremy doesn't remember me anymore. F'n Canadians. 😉 Anyway, my point is, when you come back to Seattle, I'll get tickets to every show and wear my Security belt, with all my weapons and handcuffs, aggressively pacing all over the rooms, wearing my aviator sunglasses, of course. JUST for you, Steve. KIDDING!!! TOTALLY KIDDING!! Don't report me!
OMG that is great!!! Y'know love, it's times like these you find out who your buddies are. 🤣🥰
As a Finnish person, it's absolutely hilarious to me that Dan chose the name Dick Johnson for his American character. Dick Johnson happens to be a chain of barber shops in Finland. They also have an online store selling grooming products, clothes and accessories: dickjohnson.fi/pages/dick-barber The rest of their website is unfortunately only in Finnish (I think)
Eri Lassila as an american I feel that’s a funny name for a store.
Johnson is old school slang for penis/dick so it’s even funnier to me to see a store named dick Johnson haha
Apparently dick and ball jokes (and fart jokes) will never grow old for me lol
But I deff am going to check out their beard oil if they have any so for that I thank you!
Eri Lassila just checked out the link you gave and the packaging on those beard oils and balms are pretty nice looking and eye catching!
I can’t read most of it but I’ll figure it out and even if shipping costs an arm and a leg to the USA I’m still getting at least one bottle for my collection haha
Weird how a random comment about a barber shop chain on a comedy video can help someone out lol
Thank you so much!
@@cloud_monkey422 ha, you're welcome! Their customer service people do speak fluent English though, so feel free to contact them if you need help with anything.
Eri Lassila sweet! Thank you again I really appreciate it!
i have watched more comedy during the lockdown than ever before.
I will take a look at your merch. When you've come Michigan, where did have show?
No, if he was Canadian he would have Jerseyed the guy.
That ain't no joke either, I've seen Jarome Iginla bust stitches against some of the biggest dudes on the ice. I swear if Iggy wasn't a hockey player, he'd be a decent boxer.
It reminds me of one of my first few dates with my wife. Went to a bar drinking dancing having a good time. Went to the side and had food after closing time and a fight broke out. Everyone dispersed expept us. I bearly even watched i was hungry.
@5:00 mission accomplished? Amazing how long some guys can stew over something so minor.
As for open faced sandwiches. My first experience was at 5. I ordered one by mistake. When it came I looked at the waitress and in my best young Dick Johnson voice said," what kind of cheap place is this? Where is the other slice of bread?"