Comic Gets Mad And Walks Off After Awkward Kill Tony Set

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  • @DavidLucasComedian
    @DavidLucasComedian  2 ปีที่แล้ว +687

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    • @chongli3007
      @chongli3007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Charcuterie board had me laffin’!

    • @pandavelli8176
      @pandavelli8176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Do you ever do Johnson City TN, or Knoxville, or Lexington KY? Anywhere close to those places?

    • @noschill7595
      @noschill7595 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Come to Idaho

    • @robertkummings6829
      @robertkummings6829 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      When you coming to NC MAN you are funny 🤣😅🇺🇲👍🏽

    • @princevegeta-son
      @princevegeta-son 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And you David what a failure you were roasting her non-stop dude. May have been funny if she was actually putting up a fight has anyone told you punching downwards makes you look like a piece of s*** because it does

  • @campbellzachc
    @campbellzachc ปีที่แล้ว +3596

    who ever encouraged her to do this is a horrible friend

    • @euko6876
      @euko6876 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Her other fat friend

    • @aydinsha
      @aydinsha 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Not because she's fat and being roasted. More so because her friends haven't told her she's not funny or witty, nor emotionally ready to be a comic.

    • @Phoebe2369
      @Phoebe2369 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Amen!

    • @Phoebe2369
      @Phoebe2369 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      I skipped her whole performance it tanked that bad

    • @genielove9067
      @genielove9067 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂💀

  • @chrisfrombp
    @chrisfrombp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5998

    That was brutal lol. At least she tried. After that “I have a burn for you” I knew it was over for her hahaha.

    • @mistayoutubah
      @mistayoutubah ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She could’ve said much much worse about David and the rest of the panel.
      She was being nice and looking to say something funny and non-malicious.
      If she wanted to she could’ve called him fat back and she didn’t once. If it were me I would’ve started disrespectfully insulting them with no preference to humor - and then if mr fat guy wanted to fight over it he’d have lost since he’s a lazy fat guy who can’t keep up with 70% of men in society at fighting, working, running, climbing etc.
      Every joke he told I pictured him as the ass of it, how you gonna call someone fat when you’re literally fat as hell?
      She walked away fat and nicer than she should’ve been, he walked away fat and ugly to the core.

    • @joshk528
      @joshk528 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It wasn’t the title of the video that gave it away?

    • @sackchaser0178
      @sackchaser0178 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@joshk528🤓

    • @PotawatomiThunderNew
      @PotawatomiThunderNew ปีที่แล้ว +50

      The worst part is the fact that she thought of that at some point prior to showing up here with the thought in mind that it was gonna rip.

    • @ethanhayward2424
      @ethanhayward2424 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It was such a crazy burn too! How did she get away with that!?

  • @CallMeEddie420
    @CallMeEddie420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8694

    In life you realize, It’s not the actual roasting that hurts. Its the people who laugh like David Lucas that create the pain. Lmao

    • @jonjohnsonreads8292
      @jonjohnsonreads8292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      This
      For real

    • @lechevaliersavage2416
      @lechevaliersavage2416 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      He laughs like that all the time.

    • @ProfessionalRageBaiter
      @ProfessionalRageBaiter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      @@lechevaliersavage2416 he meant… the unrelenting laughter that’s right in your face and you cant ignore it cus it’s so obvious

    • @jamesjustice8711
      @jamesjustice8711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Oh damn, now that I think about it, you're spot on.

    • @CallMeEddie420
      @CallMeEddie420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@ProfessionalRageBaiter this was a much better description. Thank you sir! Lol

  • @Dasam2012
    @Dasam2012 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +410

    "Spit roast me" was the funniest thing she said the whole time

    • @bluedeluge5961
      @bluedeluge5961 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      it was cringey

    • @sirhc8927
      @sirhc8927 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Women making sex jokes. So unique so empowered.

    • @milehyandriver
      @milehyandriver 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Only a dumbass would think that was funny.

    • @ltisenotem
      @ltisenotem 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@sirhc8927"So unique so empowered" tf 😂

    • @u2b891
      @u2b891 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@sirhc8927 Honestly, they think that by being vulgar they are being so funny ugh.

  • @DISTRACTIONNN97GAMIN
    @DISTRACTIONNN97GAMIN ปีที่แล้ว +3636

    It’s only awkward because she doesn’t have that comedian confidence to fire back she takes it all so literal 😂

  • @bigshayftbuad
    @bigshayftbuad ปีที่แล้ว +1693

    saying "i have a burn for you" to the most infamous roaster thats on regularly is a ticket to 12 hr bbq session

    • @mikekillagreen9432
      @mikekillagreen9432 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😂😂😂

    • @michaelthompson5509
      @michaelthompson5509 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      But she would probably love a 12 hour bbq session?

    • @williamsmith5476
      @williamsmith5476 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      well, first of all, he is a great roaster......but dont you dare call him the most infamous roaster. Damn, I have seen roasters that would destroy him

    • @bigshayftbuad
      @bigshayftbuad 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@williamsmith5476 on the show dumbass..

    • @assy368
      @assy368 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@williamsmith5476true but in kt he is

  • @areader8303
    @areader8303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4607

    "I could see you hiking to a quarterback"...that was the comedy gold of the night.🤣

    • @timwinchester2366
      @timwinchester2366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      👍🏾💯💯💯😅😅😅

    • @SIKE01
      @SIKE01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      K gold likes

    • @brownj83
      @brownj83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I fell out my chair, 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MeTriviSlipKlokDriva
      @MeTriviSlipKlokDriva 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Dude no one has killed as consistently as Joel has since they moved to Austin

    • @hmg9194
      @hmg9194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That was when I lost my shit tbh

  • @TheMinorsRap
    @TheMinorsRap 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +265

    That walk off was probably the only one I've seen where I was thinking " yeaaaa, that's definitely the right call"

    • @pinj
      @pinj 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      should’ve left much earlier

    • @HarryBallzencoque
      @HarryBallzencoque 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Too bad Lucas didn't have that sense when he was getting sh!t-mixed by Harland Williams.

    • @stevendalloesingh
      @stevendalloesingh 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Most def.

  • @Maksymetzmj
    @Maksymetzmj ปีที่แล้ว +3069

    To be fair, David Lucas just said everything that he says to himself in the mirror every morning

    • @philippebien5429
      @philippebien5429 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      100% the weight test elevator was a contradiction on his behalf.

    • @stevejonesll1399
      @stevejonesll1399 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Of course, that's why people become comedians most of the time, just about all of them have a dark past, be it bullying, insecurities, an alcoholic father who hit them, and this is the way they deal with it, by putting other people down, and calling it comedy. Not all comedy but most of it

    • @philippebien5429
      @philippebien5429 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stevejonesll1399 100%

    • @4nhedonia
      @4nhedonia ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ⁠@@philippebien5429more like 300% in his case

    • @OGtrst
      @OGtrst ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@stevejonesll1399In a sense of the start of gaining a shameless sense of humor to witty rebuttals i believe this for sure it’s facts that Adversary builds character. Your born crying and learn how to laugh.

  • @kyledodson2992
    @kyledodson2992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6230

    I respect ANYONE who has the guts to get up on stage. Bombing or not. That being said, hey lady, you tried. That’s all that matters. ALSO that being said... you earned that roast 🤣

    • @yeedbottomtext7563
      @yeedbottomtext7563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Gotta lean into that shit 😂

    • @STREY34
      @STREY34 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      But it was funny when she rehearsed the bits with her kids (of whom she pays large allowances)

    • @eddiebaraza3628
      @eddiebaraza3628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Pot roast**** I fell out my fuckin chair at work n I said I got a cramp

    • @choppypony
      @choppypony 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      oh she got guts alright

    • @Zer-gg6eh
      @Zer-gg6eh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@choppypony nah she probably made them intestine tacos by now.

  • @davidwx5207
    @davidwx5207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2789

    That poor girl should not have been there…It’s like she put on a motorcycle helmet and thought she was an astronaut🖖👽

    • @ciscotim2141
      @ciscotim2141 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I couldn't help but watch this and feel really bad for her she wasn't putting up a fight and they just kept on and on reminds me of the way people would treat you in middle school until you killed yourself. Disgusting

    • @danebeee1
      @danebeee1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      You win the comment of the day sir

    • @timwinchester2366
      @timwinchester2366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😅😅😅

    • @pussyfootproductions775
      @pussyfootproductions775 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@danebeee1 then it has to be the only comment you've read for that day.

    • @hannubal4976
      @hannubal4976 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol what a great analogy

  • @Shandelion5683
    @Shandelion5683 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +164

    That Shallow Hal and “taste testing” joke were violations. 😂😂

    • @EBO47
      @EBO47 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Jack black , is gonna go scoop her up after the show

    • @jenniferbertke9134
      @jenniferbertke9134 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Shallow Hal had me dead 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Shmancyfancy536
      @Shmancyfancy536 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The “taste testing” joke was TERRIBLE timing from a comedian who should know what timing is.

    • @youdonegoofed
      @youdonegoofed หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Shmancyfancy536 oh shut up lmao

    • @Shmancyfancy536
      @Shmancyfancy536 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@youdonegoofed You’re a moth late, your timing is also awful.

  • @andrewhoward139
    @andrewhoward139 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1063

    He forewarned her “I’m gonna light your ass up!” She was NOT prepared for the aftermath 😂😂😂

  • @ProgressOfTheProcess
    @ProgressOfTheProcess 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3006

    Man I got secondhand embarrassment from this. This was rough but absolutely hilarious.

    • @YeahBass3k
      @YeahBass3k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Nah it wasn't that bad actually
      She took it like a champ

    • @marcellc6833
      @marcellc6833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@YeahBass3k No she didnt she walked off stage and didnt fire any roast back. Shes not built for comedy. Comedians laugh flaws and use them for more material

    • @MyTardisGoWhoosh
      @MyTardisGoWhoosh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@marcellc6833 she was obviously nervous...I'm kind of confused on what's going on tbh.. is she coming on stage to perform her act?? Or to be roasted by Kill Tony crew??I feel like she may have had a plan of jokes to say... but they just started roasting her on and on..people are saying she bombed..bombed what?? Her act??? We didn't see it because the whole room was bagging on her..

    • @marcellc6833
      @marcellc6833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@MyTardisGoWhoosh Watch an episode or two and come back to this comment it will make alot more sense. Shes not built to hang with comics, this is quite literally how they get along.

    • @shanecharles4589
      @shanecharles4589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@MyTardisGoWhoosh we did see it, her jokes sucked... it just seems like she didnt because you never laughed at anything she said.

  • @Emilyxx495
    @Emilyxx495 ปีที่แล้ว +1993

    I respect anyone that has the balls to get on stage and do this, I could never

    • @mattmarzula
      @mattmarzula ปีที่แล้ว +54

      All she did was talk and try to do the "comic voice". I can't respect her.

    • @sspsp6545
      @sspsp6545 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’ve obviously never been on Kill Tony, but bombing at an open mic sucks. I’d rather all four of my grandparent’s ghosts watch me masturbate to Hentai than go up in front of these guys.

    • @petewiebe1344
      @petewiebe1344 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@mattmarzula you can’t respect someone that probably has never been on stage to try to stand with people that do this for living? Yeah it’s a choice but still being on that stage deserves some respect.

    • @RMichaelHimself
      @RMichaelHimself ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@mattmarzula I mean bruv, she failed. Failure never looks good. But a fear of failure will never allow one to succeed. I respect that she risked failure by trying.

    • @lnode-ln5gq
      @lnode-ln5gq ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How does that earn respect lol its just stupidity and lack of awareness if youre this unfunny.

  • @nastynate8585
    @nastynate8585 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +669

    How the fuck are we letting the pot roast the kettle?

    • @illynoizz000
      @illynoizz000 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Its like a camp gay guy, would made a fun of someone wearing a rainbow shirt

    • @returningfire5156
      @returningfire5156 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      @@illynoizz000oddly specific, bud. 😅

    • @WeeklyShort
      @WeeklyShort 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      literally david is still damn near 2 or her and he’s trying to make fun of her that’s ironic he’s deflecting like crazy

    • @lechuuugaaa
      @lechuuugaaa 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@WeeklyShort it’s in good fun, you’re allowed to insult someone on a standup stage regardless, she could’ve said proportionally insulting things but she didn’t, she just kept taking the insults and that is her fault

    • @joshuanoble5333
      @joshuanoble5333 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Is David Lucas the pot roast?

  • @EyeYamHim
    @EyeYamHim ปีที่แล้ว +145

    “we finally figured out how to get her to go for walks” I just busted out in tears at my job 😂😂

    • @moshindig222
      @moshindig222 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I died at the same thing

    • @smiley__dj
      @smiley__dj 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      haha i lost it at this

    • @AutyClown
      @AutyClown 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yep me too. Kinda her own fault for just walking off

    • @aydinsha
      @aydinsha 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I don't even understand what the roast was. She randomly give him a sex tip to do doggy. What was the punch line? l😂

  • @Brucefulness
    @Brucefulness 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1271

    I'm honestly surprised she lasted that long.
    The quarterback joke was hilarious 😂

    • @eloc___
      @eloc___ ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm slow ig idk lol but I didn't understand it could you explain what it meant?

    • @ButterfingerBB
      @ButterfingerBB ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@@eloc___ Football quarterback yells " HIKE " to start the play.

    • @jonwatling5549
      @jonwatling5549 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Right?! That was pretty impressive...It takes a lot of energy to stand for 10 minutes with all that weight....😂😂😂

    • @Peyton-78
      @Peyton-78 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@eloc___ he was saying she was built like a center lmao.. the big lineman that Hikes the ball to the QB 😂

    • @Captain_Yogurt
      @Captain_Yogurt ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One of the greatest roasts maybe ever

  • @efromda0
    @efromda0 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    “ a skinny black guy named daryl waiting in the car” was TOOO GOOD!!!😂😂😂

    • @chashmal10
      @chashmal10 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      “Waiting for you to drive him to his security guard job” holy shit 😂

    • @BasicDefense
      @BasicDefense ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@chashmal10 that was gold 😂

    • @dewmontain123
      @dewmontain123 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Youre easily impressed.

    • @efromda0
      @efromda0 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dewmontain123 no it was just accurate

    • @Urbannnn
      @Urbannnn ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It wasn’t that funny it actually wasn’t funny at all. Could you explain in depth what about it was so funny for you so I have more of an understanding ?

  • @glowbug4322
    @glowbug4322 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    Maaaan she tried to take it, she took it like a champ for a good long minute of that... But David couldn't stop 😂😂😭

  • @michaelwilson6913
    @michaelwilson6913 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    “I could see you hiking it to a quarterback maybe” was pure gold.

  • @infinitytme676
    @infinitytme676 2 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Your laugh when Tony said "we finally figured out how to get her to go for walks" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jdinkalagemorgoone7427
    @jdinkalagemorgoone7427 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    “We finally figured out how to get her to go on walks” 💀

    • @ttierced3613
      @ttierced3613 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I thought she heard an ice cream truck drive by

  • @JonnyCash-pk2df
    @JonnyCash-pk2df 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    "I can see you Hiking into a qb" got me fkn Dying rn 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @robbaholic
    @robbaholic ปีที่แล้ว +507

    Whenever someone starts with “I have a roast for you”, you know it’s gonna be awful.
    This is why you need honest friends. She has too many homegirls that are also big and unfunny telling her “omg girl you’re HILARIOUS.” And her co-workers are architects, so they should have warned her it was unsafe to get on that stage with David Lucas.

    • @MacBobby1408
      @MacBobby1408 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bitch didn’t even say roast. She said “burn” like she’s stuck in the 70’s 💀😂

    • @mattmarzula
      @mattmarzula ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@slaphappybulletThe funniest part of that comment is you claiming to have friends.

    • @cadetrenew
      @cadetrenew ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@mattmarzula That joke might have actually landed if that is what he said. Forcing a joke to fit never works.

    • @Henchman.24
      @Henchman.24 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Seriously overestimating the abilities of architects here

    • @Rust_Rust_Rust
      @Rust_Rust_Rust ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@mattmarzulathe funniest part of your comment is you trying to be funny

  • @Chibbs.E
    @Chibbs.E 2 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    When you said her boyfriend is a skinny black dude with a security job, I started crying. My sister-in-law is a big ole white girl with a skinny black dude that's a security guard. I'm fucking dead 🤣His name is EJ though. Lmao.

    • @notagiantseaslug5523
      @notagiantseaslug5523 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      She could have turned it around if she had run with the bit.

    • @eeajayfr1
      @eeajayfr1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      stop putting my business out there bruh

    • @hungcapitalll
      @hungcapitalll ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@eeajayfr1 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @HowieRaps
      @HowieRaps ปีที่แล้ว +20

      EJ is short for Daryl

    • @HowieRaps
      @HowieRaps ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@eeajayfr1 hahahahahaha!!

  • @tubz420
    @tubz420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +873

    Getting roasted by David Lucas and Tony at the same time is like fighting Ali and Mike tyson when you're Betty white

    • @BattleBladeWarrior
      @BattleBladeWarrior ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Word. She was on the floor the minute they started, but no one called the match. The ref just let that fight go

    • @kencarson3451
      @kencarson3451 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not really

    • @hunterwalker2665
      @hunterwalker2665 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah betty white would destroy those two, she has power she never showed anyone in life. Now that she's shed her mortal form ali and tyson would be fucked with her limitless power

    • @dennismarie6599
      @dennismarie6599 ปีที่แล้ว

      Accept only one has talent and the other just says random shit and laughs at his crappy jokes and calls Tony gay

    • @Apexpurrfection
      @Apexpurrfection ปีที่แล้ว

      Except, nobody, NOBODY dare swing at beloved Betty. Guess it's like being an obese Black man in show business. "T"

  • @blackasinc
    @blackasinc ปีที่แล้ว +21

    when the drummer jumps in on the roast....jesus u know its over.

  • @joewagner4593
    @joewagner4593 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    For real, if she comes back to comedy after this, she'll be hella prepared and focused. You can't have a worse set than that

    • @kcor4
      @kcor4 ปีที่แล้ว

      But she'll still be a woman, so she won't be funny

    • @TalkinKush
      @TalkinKush 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      I wouldn’t even call that a set 💀 it was like hearing my friends roommates girlfriend telling us some dumb shit

    • @zzirfamo24
      @zzirfamo24 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@TalkinKushdude foreal, like it’s what drunk frat girls talk about….. and the dumb blonde ones😂

    • @TruthTroII
      @TruthTroII 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hopefully she doesn't come back.

    • @worldofpaisen
      @worldofpaisen 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Don't know how this has likes. I can't remember a single funny thing she said at all

  • @CoreyDrums
    @CoreyDrums ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I love how my boy William just sits there! He's too kind hearted to actually hurt somebody's feelings. Now telling a stupid bitch in the front row to start singing along, now that's different 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @maneeshbidaye7525
      @maneeshbidaye7525 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      his only contribution to the convo was so unfunny

    • @ihrdforth3
      @ihrdforth3 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@maneeshbidaye7525 nah it was funny bih

    • @krissyh5526
      @krissyh5526 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      CAme here for this! William's THE BEST! he'll roast but stops if it's noticeably hurting someont

  • @corteztheinfinite9440
    @corteztheinfinite9440 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    They're Literally The Exact Same Size😂😂😂😂😂

    • @shininginthed4rk
      @shininginthed4rk ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Facts

    • @sr.supreme5808
      @sr.supreme5808 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      That’s the point, it’s all in good fun 😂 that’s why it’s called a joke

    • @sr.supreme5808
      @sr.supreme5808 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@corteztheinfinite9440 clearly you have no concept of reality. The show is literally known for messed up, dark humor. It’s been around for over a decade and she clearly has watched the show before. If it wasn’t a joke, the crowd wouldn’t be laughing 😭 obviously there’s a limit to what’s too far but the rules literally are that if you bomb on stage, you get roasted.

    • @sr.supreme5808
      @sr.supreme5808 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@corteztheinfinite9440and when tf did anybody mention accusing nkz of sexual crimes? 😂

    • @SasukesSharingan.
      @SasukesSharingan. 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      One is funny the other is the first woman to win a sumo wrestling championship

  • @natshenkin
    @natshenkin 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +540

    This is way too far, you just know she cried for hours after this. Crying burns 1.3 calories a minute.

    • @ravioli4601
      @ravioli4601 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      gold

    • @joeyboof
      @joeyboof 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Out of everything you got me lmfao. I put my head down from that😂😂😂😂😂

    • @426F6F
      @426F6F 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The fun fact killed me ☠

    • @Michael_Smith-Red_No.5
      @Michael_Smith-Red_No.5 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      In that case, she should probably cry for the rest of her life.

    • @Wanderer_Rogue
      @Wanderer_Rogue 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And bad jokes like yours are cold like ice, which can still burn. Freezer Burn. Frostbite's ignorant, refrigerator bound inbred cousin. Look it up.

  • @joshdahmen3277
    @joshdahmen3277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +937

    She may or may not realize it yet but she learned a valuable lesson that day. As a comic, you HAVE to bomb and know how it feels and you will bomb many times to perfect your skills. If you quit during these times, you were never meant to be a comic in the first place and thats ok. Plenty of other things out there for everyone lol

    • @zevyzevness3800
      @zevyzevness3800 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What the fuck is a comic?

    • @joshdahmen3277
      @joshdahmen3277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@zevyzevness3800 it is a noun. Means comedian

    • @HelloThere-xs8ss
      @HelloThere-xs8ss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hello fellow TH-cam commentor. News flash:
      Our opinions don't mean sheet

    • @joshiesworld77
      @joshiesworld77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Tiffany Haddish had to learn that lesson, she bombed heavily and everyone made fun of her, and instead of hiding from it, she immediately talked about it during her special and made it part of her set.

    • @joshdahmen3277
      @joshdahmen3277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@joshiesworld77 oh im sure. I have heard so many comedians talk about bombing hard to perfect their bits leading up to their specials (if they get one) need to have nerves made of steel to do what they do lol respect to all of them

  • @PhilM4
    @PhilM4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1292

    Her biggest mistake wasn't being unprepared, or bombing. Her mistake was trying to single out a comedian specifically with a joke after her minute. He took it as an attack and bit back, then the others smelled the blood in the water.

    • @desireoverpain
      @desireoverpain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      not just "a comedian" david lucas is probably the absolute worst person to start a roast battle with if you're insecure

    • @JellyMelodies
      @JellyMelodies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@desireoverpain ikr bro he’s literally the roast master😂

    • @JellyMelodies
      @JellyMelodies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      It also didn’t help that her “roast” was weak as hell and delivered terribly

    • @kylercook-TB
      @kylercook-TB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I think if she had tried any actual material at all they would have roasted her but given her the props she deserved, but she didn’t try anything with a punchline. She went back five times and talked about seeing a line of drugs.

    • @finessum2timez
      @finessum2timez 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gd are we talking bout comedians or sharks? Maybe they're one in the same.😉

  • @coldmoonlight6361
    @coldmoonlight6361 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3010

    I feel bad for her. Not for being roasted, but just for how awkward that must have been.

    • @NEXO_JA_The_Emcee
      @NEXO_JA_The_Emcee 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      you sound moist af.

    • @narcodium
      @narcodium 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      That’s comedy. Sometimes you hit sometimes you miss but you have to have a thick skin for the bombing and comeback stronger

    • @supremeleaderarmy9164
      @supremeleaderarmy9164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      @@narcodium
      She looks like she has a thick skin

    • @alicee2952
      @alicee2952 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@supremeleaderarmy9164 stop 😂

    • @AroundHeRe44
      @AroundHeRe44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You know it's bad when William feels awkward and steps out.

  • @MrMediina1
    @MrMediina1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    William Montgomery’s silence speaks volumes. David Lucas acting like he’s healthier at 450lbs is crazy

  • @privatetwot9490
    @privatetwot9490 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    She really said I got a burn for you 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @09garnert
      @09garnert 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      And then followed it up with a “helpful tip”

    • @qductions
      @qductions 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It was a sick burn

  • @Akooks
    @Akooks ปีที่แล้ว +60

    “I’m a nice person though”
    I generally stay away from people who try to convince you they are nice rather than show it. Especially if they say that ⬆️

    • @Whateverrrr96
      @Whateverrrr96 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Checks out. I’ve said that before and I’m the worst.

    • @IsraelGodsImmovableRock
      @IsraelGodsImmovableRock หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh I am leery anytime any other woman says I am nice 😂😂😂 my Sons Girlfriend said it so many times to me whilst not paying the power bills we all threw money at her to pay!
      I was so freaking mad cause i am my Sons mom and i gave her everything she freaking asked for but she was fake nice and still had her own mother living there.😮 i knew i should have never lived there but i wanted to heal My relationship with me Son. That ship was pirated i jumped off😂😂😂

  • @WizeandShine
    @WizeandShine ปีที่แล้ว +168

    I almost spit at “we finally figured out how to get her to go for walks”😂😂😂

    • @Xerxes926
      @Xerxes926 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂

  • @cristiantorosina5814
    @cristiantorosina5814 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    “What Burger King are you hiking to?” I lost it 😂

  • @shanegooding4839
    @shanegooding4839 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    She took it quite well for a long time. I didn't think she got that mad OR stormed off. She just realised they weren't gonna stop and decided to end it herself. I know a lot of women who would of actually flipped out straight away in her position. Comedy doesn't come easy to everyone.

    • @finalbotgaming
      @finalbotgaming ปีที่แล้ว +23

      then dont go perform at a comedy show where theyre known to roast while one of the meanest roasteers is guest hosting 🤷‍♂🤷‍♂

    • @jayjaymyers5276
      @jayjaymyers5276 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol well she signed up to go on soooo

    • @brianlacroix822
      @brianlacroix822 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well they played the sara mclaughclin walkoff music

    • @T9K66
      @T9K66 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yea she got bigger balls most of us for going up there. She didn’t freak out, yell, throw the mic or anything. she just calmly walked away. Sometimes that’s the best thing to do. She’s fired all her ammo already, what else would she do? Everyone loses from time to time, the difference is how people handle these losses. No shame in walking away from a fight you can’t win, and it’s good to be self aware enough to admit that.

    • @GsxDatxHoxTwins
      @GsxDatxHoxTwins ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Took it like a champ. Emotional damage, but still took it lol. All she needs is a few witty clever jokes and she could do it.

  • @mysticalmisfit3334
    @mysticalmisfit3334 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    To be fair the entire stage lit her ass up. She won't be performing again anytime soon.

    • @TheChristafershawn
      @TheChristafershawn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It became cruel....... if we're being honest. There is s difference between the art of "roasting" and just plain being a Dick.

    • @russram210
      @russram210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fax

    • @shesqueeled
      @shesqueeled 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      the entire stage lit her ass up figuratively and literally

    • @salazam
      @salazam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not that hard when you're as big as the spotlight itself.

  • @MeaslesHumpNdumP
    @MeaslesHumpNdumP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1089

    David’s cynical laugh when he hears a good roast is amazing

    • @hegemonycricket2182
      @hegemonycricket2182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Cynical laugh? Did you mean
      maniacal laugh?

    • @Deested
      @Deested 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      8:55 is the best

    • @loafofbread7413
      @loafofbread7413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hegemonycricket2182 I'm guessing they said cynical because he's being roasted so he laughs at his own roast

    • @hegemonycricket2182
      @hegemonycricket2182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@loafofbread7413 "cynical" is out of place as a descriptor in the context...it makes no sense, that's why I was asking if they meant something else. It's also possible that I am wrong, and haven't had enough coffee.

    • @loafofbread7413
      @loafofbread7413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hegemonycricket2182 yeah I understand you now, I totally see how maniacal fits. I also see how cynical can fit as a descriptor. But I dont think a laugh in itself can be cynical, rather cynicism can lead to maniacal laughter.

  • @CarpetBanana
    @CarpetBanana 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    I like how she said "starfish" when Tony said she sleeps on both sides of the bed as if that's what he meant

    • @jacquelinedara
      @jacquelinedara 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      I know, it went right over her head 💀

    • @thirtythreehz
      @thirtythreehz 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@jacquelinedaraoh she knew

    • @lobsters12111
      @lobsters12111 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@jacquelinedara well it would have taken too long for it to go around

    • @onlyhannahfans
      @onlyhannahfans 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      God damn 😂😂😂 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥​@@lobsters12111

  • @latenight8225
    @latenight8225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    I broke my chest laughing when he said I can see you hiking it to a quarterback maybe 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @flimflama9333
      @flimflama9333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Didn't really know what it meant as not a nfl follower but the physical outburst from Tony already made me know it was good .. and yes.. it was good.

    • @gwildordipkin6504
      @gwildordipkin6504 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tony stays thin because he doesn't eat to keep his anal canal clean for sex.

    • @raweckifilms4425
      @raweckifilms4425 ปีที่แล้ว

      best line in the whole show!!!!!!! lmaooo

    • @4Realkevv
      @4Realkevv ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @joedifranco1659
    @joedifranco1659 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Tony was actually nicer to her than other people lmao

  • @Meekmillan
    @Meekmillan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Y’all saved that poor woman’s life. Now she hopefully won’t be in a club 10 years from, getting paid the same amount as when she started with that same bad jokes. Wondering why she didn’t just stay an engineer like her old boyfriend Darryl the security guard said.
    Saved that woman from a like of comedic disappointment lol, salute to David and Tony

    • @tim..indeed
      @tim..indeed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She was also really good sports about it

    • @salazam
      @salazam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't think open-mic'ers get paid, bro.

    • @ppoitment884
      @ppoitment884 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They may have saved her life by making her realize she needs to lose weight or shel die at a young age

    • @rickyeska1
      @rickyeska1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@salazam These people aren't getting paid unless they are the regulars like hanz, david lucas, william

    • @themonsterunderyourbed9408
      @themonsterunderyourbed9408 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She's going to get a Netflix special called "Brave".

  • @slayray
    @slayray 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    david lucas the 8th grader who thinks “haha fat” is comedy gold when you could use his blood as sweetener and he’s a few years from diabetes taking his legs

    • @corneliushealy8006
      @corneliushealy8006 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Rahted you’ve a vicious personality. He’s very creative, something you should enquire on

    • @AF-ib3nl
      @AF-ib3nl 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@corneliushealy8006 6th grade fat jokes are creative? ok

    • @AF-ib3nl
      @AF-ib3nl 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@corneliushealy8006 if he were that creative i'd have heard his name like the big comedians by now. dude is just a slightly more known podcaster lmao

    • @corneliushealy8006
      @corneliushealy8006 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@AF-ib3nl and you are the authority on all people creative? The arrogance in your statement is worrying.
      You have also heard of him, evidenced by the fact you’re commenting on his lack of creativity. Are you mentally stable? 😂

  • @brighamkeefe8948
    @brighamkeefe8948 2 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    She needed the reality check. She went for the best roaster in the game. grand finale was hilarious

    • @lc-ii9ii
      @lc-ii9ii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      She didn't even roast him, he was just too stupid to realise it and went off anyway.

    • @simondram3108
      @simondram3108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@lc-ii9ii She literally said "i have a burn for you" and then tried to walk it back later

    • @carinitolafountain5978
      @carinitolafountain5978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Best roaster in the game? Get the fuck outta here

    • @truth3899
      @truth3899 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lc-ii9ii could you possibly simp harder. Fucking weirdo

    • @bg-zn4gj
      @bg-zn4gj 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lc-ii9ii haaaa yes she did, and he cut her up. He's a comedian it's what he is meant to do. Don't get all butthurt cause you're fat too, fattys need a lil reality check when they get ahead of themselves, plus it's hilarious!

  • @SemajRaff
    @SemajRaff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    I’m angry at the people that gave her the confidence to go up there. People who know I’m not qualified and won’t tell me aren’t to be trusted

    • @supremeleaderarmy9164
      @supremeleaderarmy9164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      The poet boyfriend was behind this confidence push

    • @micahhayes8770
      @micahhayes8770 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      American Idol got away with it for years when they passed the no talents through pre screenings only to get roasted by Simon. America loved the roast.

    • @fucazombie
      @fucazombie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Nothing wrong with going up there but you gotta embrace the roast if you bomb. I mean, it is Kill Tony after all.

    • @supremeleaderarmy9164
      @supremeleaderarmy9164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fucazombie
      Why are u wearing a mask in your avatar photo???

    • @fucazombie
      @fucazombie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@supremeleaderarmy9164 Because I'm fat and ugly.

  • @babyrob7777
    @babyrob7777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    At 7:40 when he said “He’s saying your built like a center” they played a whistle lmfaoooooo

    • @Petra999
      @Petra999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No way lmfao 😂

  • @popperpoppler4569
    @popperpoppler4569 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    “What Burger King are you hiking to?”
    😂😂😂

  • @CalebWillis-qn1uc
    @CalebWillis-qn1uc ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Legend say she never picked up the mic again 😂😂😂

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Good!

    • @Xerxes926
      @Xerxes926 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      or the football.

    • @MrKingH8sYouTube
      @MrKingH8sYouTube 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Legends say you will never use that meme properly

    • @exalexal5003
      @exalexal5003 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      More time for her to enjoy her hiking

  • @person2200
    @person2200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Do you know how bad it's gotta be for TONY to step in and say "That's enough"!? They lit this poor lady up.

  • @christyl5481
    @christyl5481 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    I grew up with three older brothers and I can tell you right now. SHE DIDNT. You learn what to say and what you say can hurt you. She gave them pure ammo. She seems like and innocent woman and I can tell she forgot all concepts of what she knew comedy to be and just took that as men attacking her.

    • @pbee.njayay444
      @pbee.njayay444 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Two older brothers here, can absolutely confirm she was giving them ALLLLLL the right info to light her ass up!😫😫😫 she kept feedin the fire!! I’m crying bruh

    • @MetalxMonica
      @MetalxMonica 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I literally said out loud to my TV "this is a girl with no brothers" bc the shots they were taking were so easy and got worse when she reacted. I hate that it's true but it is. She seemed cool but will need therapy lol.

  • @MichaelWhiteTV
    @MichaelWhiteTV 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    She literally signed up for this. Everyone knows if your minute isn’t good they have to roast u to keep the show entertaining. That’s the only way they can continue letting us no names sign up for the show.

  • @requiem8665
    @requiem8665 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    This wasn’t a roast. It was an execution.

    • @austinlane5533
      @austinlane5533 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Straight up MURDER.

  • @TylerDurden-yt6pv
    @TylerDurden-yt6pv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    This is probably one of the hardest sets I've ever had to try to watch throughout that being said good for her for trying

    • @toml9736
      @toml9736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I had to skip until they started roasting her that was too hard for me to much lol

    • @robertfan332
      @robertfan332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's why Tony Hinchcliffe is such a household name

    • @chelseaultra9348
      @chelseaultra9348 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SHE SOLDIERED THAT , FAIR PLAY TO HER RHAT WAS PAINFUL AND SHE TOOK IT ALL VERY WELL 💪

    • @father3dollarbill
      @father3dollarbill ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I skipped her set entirely

    • @T9K66
      @T9K66 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      At the 4 minute mark it felt like I’ve been watching for an eternity. It’s hard to watch because it’s relatable. This is what would happen if anyone in this comments section tried going up there.

  • @mackenzieweiss6844
    @mackenzieweiss6844 2 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    everyone should be put through this. the world would be a lot more humble.

    • @Hush-i5v
      @Hush-i5v ปีที่แล้ว +22

      yeah this should totally happen to you

    • @gaijinyade
      @gaijinyade ปีที่แล้ว

      Or, you would have even more school shooters.

    • @RagnarLK
      @RagnarLK ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This used to happen at schools. Now they call it bullying.

    • @beenfweago8966
      @beenfweago8966 ปีที่แล้ว

      Explain the holocaust then

    • @OliveMule
      @OliveMule ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@beenfweago8966never happened was a prophecy from the Abrahamic cult

  • @joranbaem
    @joranbaem 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “She lives in Santa Cruiz-ship”
    -D Lucas
    Wow such brilliant banter! How does he do it so well? Amazing!

  • @bw126
    @bw126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    I feel bad for her to be honest. I would be dying inside if I bombed that hard... that being said I wouldn't go up there

    • @phillipjackson3498
      @phillipjackson3498 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She Just needs more preparation time and the awareness of bombing but still go naturally

  • @verycoolguy5947
    @verycoolguy5947 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The second she said “I have a burn for you” I knew she was about to get annihilated

    • @KingStr0ng
      @KingStr0ng ปีที่แล้ว +6

      She said "a burn", like she's in middle school or somethin. 💀

    • @mikekillagreen9432
      @mikekillagreen9432 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Especially after that garbage set. 😂

    • @CE-jl1lv
      @CE-jl1lv 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think if her “burn” was actually even 10 feet away from a funny joke they wouldn’t have destroyed her so bad

  • @makattak88
    @makattak88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    She’s still recovering from this.

    • @butchtommasino
      @butchtommasino 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      she was unfortunately too heavy for life support and was taken off on account of the weight limits.

    • @jorgepulidovaladez9418
      @jorgepulidovaladez9418 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      4 months later she’s still recovering

    • @Vaiapf
      @Vaiapf 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I think even now she’s still recovering

    • @CE-jl1lv
      @CE-jl1lv 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      We’re creeping up on 2025 and she’s STILL recovering

  • @heso504
    @heso504 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    “Oh my God, Elizabeth” 😆😆😂😂

  • @TieDyeDude
    @TieDyeDude ปีที่แล้ว +436

    Imagine growing up with 2 loving parents and still thinking you could handle stand up let alone Kill Tony 😂

    • @eddeddeeddee6491
      @eddeddeeddee6491 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That doesn’t even make sense when most of the people on stage have both parents

    • @TieDyeDude
      @TieDyeDude ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eddeddeeddee6491 If you struggle to understand this, comedy might not be for you cowboy.

    • @Bald_and_Brown
      @Bald_and_Brown ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@eddeddeeddee6491Imagine thinking you need to have a troubled childhood to do stand up 😂

    • @eddeddeeddee6491
      @eddeddeeddee6491 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Bald_and_Brown ikr what’s with this guy

    • @Ze-Germanzuk
      @Ze-Germanzuk ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Bald_and_Brown Most top comedians had a shitty childhood. If they didn't get abandoned they were molested or had a period of drug use... It's the minority that had nice stable childhoods.

  • @theoctobersurprise7148
    @theoctobersurprise7148 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    That was brutal. This show is the deep end of the pool for any deeply experienced comedian. They all get shy and clam up or bomb when they are on the panel with much, much less pressure. She seriously misjudged her own skill and paid the price. Please do your research, folks.

    • @Finnegan-s-cake
      @Finnegan-s-cake 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Deep end. I get the joke

  • @FrankCosbyNo-Relation
    @FrankCosbyNo-Relation ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "If you or someone you know has been fat shamed..."
    🤣💀💀💀

  • @robertking6924
    @robertking6924 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "Mabey hiking to a quarterback " killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @chexcollects
      @chexcollects 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Learn how to spell. Holy sh*t

  • @thomasbailey3721
    @thomasbailey3721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    She got up and tried. I have a book full of jokes and no balls to get on stage. Respect.

    • @shijo222
      @shijo222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Do it!!

    • @Tragz
      @Tragz ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I can tell from this comment none of your jokes are funny.

    • @thomasbailey3721
      @thomasbailey3721 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Tragz ❤️

    • @davidlamberg2845
      @davidlamberg2845 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Get on stage dawg

    • @ShoggothsAway
      @ShoggothsAway ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Do it. Life is short.

  • @DrippleDragon
    @DrippleDragon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    “Oh my god Elizabeth” 😂😂😂 He already knew her life was over

  • @joedirt8239
    @joedirt8239 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    “I wasn’t funny so you had to be” she handled bombing and getting roasted very well

    • @tylerp3327
      @tylerp3327 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Did you not see her walk off…? She didn’t take it well.

    • @waynejohnson1786
      @waynejohnson1786 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@tylerp3327 She handled it well up until that point.

    • @lemonmarie2161
      @lemonmarie2161 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@tylerp3327all she did was walk off. She didn’t get mad and start going off. She handled it well

  • @Alan-gw8zk
    @Alan-gw8zk ปีที่แล้ว +168

    I started feeling bad by the end. Girl you still had more bravery then most people so be proud 👏

    • @stevendawson943
      @stevendawson943 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      More back rolls too

    • @Alan-gw8zk
      @Alan-gw8zk 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Where’s your video on kill tony, don’t be jealous. I wouldn’t do it and she did quit trying to be a jerk, it might be something that comes with age because I wish I could take back some of the crazy stuff I said and did in school before I got mature enough to realize

    • @RustyShacklefordJr1337
      @RustyShacklefordJr1337 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@Alan-gw8zk comedy is about being funny. She wasn't. Also, she ran off stage so she wasn't even that brave...

    • @91MoonKnight
      @91MoonKnight 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She shoulda rolled over

    • @AlexisPerez-k1r
      @AlexisPerez-k1r 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ⁠​⁠@@Alan-gw8zkwe get it!! You like them shaped like the pillsbury doughboy 😂😂😂

  • @GoDemarci_
    @GoDemarci_ ปีที่แล้ว +11

    1:45 that “Oh My God, Elizabeth.” Was the nicest warning ever 💀 she should’ve listened

  • @alidesilza
    @alidesilza 2 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    She literally committed Comedian suicide going up there for only her 10th time!?! Bruh....I would say she's brave...but there's a fine line between being "brave" and just being ignorant of your audience, and not being prepared for the panel you actually going up in front of. Joke is?!?! She said she PLANNED something to "burn" David.......so again....I can't even say she's ignorant of the moment. She's a roast layup line for any panel to take turns on. You would think she should have the best fat joke rebuttals in the pocket considering she's expecting to get roasted on her most obvious physical appearance. Unprepared is an understatement. smfh

    • @dende3442
      @dende3442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ON POINT! This was not good and it hurt watching her lool

    • @donnie1581
      @donnie1581 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She said 10th time but the other 9 were probably open mic's with 2 audience member; her boyfriend and the waitress.

    • @alidesilza
      @alidesilza 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      LoL!! Right?!?

    • @willw.1466
      @willw.1466 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She was nervous... Ali you've never been on stage. She sucks but you would clearly be far worse

    • @DankSwegSkuxxXhayel
      @DankSwegSkuxxXhayel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you're even mentioning how many times you've done it you are telling everyone that you yourself aren't ready, whether she's consciously aware or ready to admit it that is her giving herself an out because deep down inside she knows she is not prepared...

  • @SG-hp8yq
    @SG-hp8yq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. She had it coming she went from drunk to sober real quick lol.

    • @osteazo
      @osteazo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This was so unfunny

    • @SG-hp8yq
      @SG-hp8yq 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@osteazo was it so unfunny you fucking moron!

    • @Procedurallydegeneratedjohn
      @Procedurallydegeneratedjohn ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@osteazo it was prime comedy lard ass

    • @HTSWAGGER
      @HTSWAGGER ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@osteazo nah bro shit was funny asf can’t handle the heat get out of the kitchen xd

  • @capo4ever334
    @capo4ever334 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The drummer killed it between “you look like you ate Mr Rodger’s neighborhood” and “I could see you hiking it to a quarterback maybe” 😂😂😂man he should be on the panel lol

  • @derekkiley
    @derekkiley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1070

    I hope she is doing well mentally and physically

    • @JayDeeMcBee
      @JayDeeMcBee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +318

      Obviously not doing well physically.

    • @saytn602
      @saytn602 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JayDeeMcBee 🫢

    • @shanecharles4589
      @shanecharles4589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@JayDeeMcBee LOL GOT ER.

    • @MusicAddict9228
      @MusicAddict9228 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      It's a comedy show who cares can't deal with it don't be there

    • @mistayoutubah
      @mistayoutubah ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@MusicAddict9228 Not all comedy shows, actually MOST comedy shows do not “roast” or “heckle”. The primary objective for standup is to entertain a crowd. There are plenty more comedians who are far more successful in standup as well as other realms of comedy such as acting etc who don’t use “roasting” as a primary means of content. This was a ruthless 5v1 and she was honestly very nice to them compared to how I would’ve responded.
      She sought comedic value in her insults which is the only reason she had nothing to say/come up with. If she really wanted to, she could’ve just non-humorously disrespectfully roasted everyone on the stage and started throwing insults and talking over them. That’s what I would’ve done. I’d have made David address his own foopa flaps and jigglyness as he hits his out of style box mod vape. There was actually plenty to plainly insult about the crew. She was only trying to be funny and keep things lighthearted. I guarantee you’re exactly the unfunny-piece-of-crap type of judgmental ignorant person who came straight to the comments to defend your enjoyment knowing damn well you’re wrong. Get a life and learn actual comedic values.

  • @jared6400
    @jared6400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    The last shit I would ever try on KillTony is try to roast David. She asked and she recieved.

    • @fucazombie
      @fucazombie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It's like poking a sleeping giant.

    • @ams914
      @ams914 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@fucazombie Sleeping apnea giant. FS

    • @yddeogn
      @yddeogn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It wasn’t even a roast. She was giving him sex tips lol wtf

    • @adobetube5558
      @adobetube5558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mean David was not funny in the slightest….

    • @Myndi78
      @Myndi78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But she had a burn for him tho? 😂

  • @user-ll2dr8lg7w
    @user-ll2dr8lg7w 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    You design sandwiches? 😂

  • @ThatGypsyBoy
    @ThatGypsyBoy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    She said I’m a architect. He said what you designed sandwiches 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mikedomanico9759
    @mikedomanico9759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    "We finally figured out how to get her to go on hikes" that last bit by tony killed it!!!

    • @TheDeven1000
      @TheDeven1000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      “Go for walks”

    • @jamesmichael9341
      @jamesmichael9341 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      damn bruh just listen to what he said lmfao. walks....

    • @timetravel829
      @timetravel829 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I felt bad for that girl, in my opinion 3 or 5 fat jokes is enough. They fat shamed her the intire post. I wouldn't be surprised if she cried when she was alone, she did good taking the jokes but that had to hurt her feeling.

    • @serpentinefire921
      @serpentinefire921 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@timetravel829 oh well. She shouldn't be fat then

  • @purpleheartsofficial
    @purpleheartsofficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    man i saw this on the full podcast and i felt so bad dude hahahaha she was not prepared for the absolute savagery that was unleashed upon her. she did start roasting before her interview even started though, so she kinda asked for it lmfao

    • @mobomediachannel7101
      @mobomediachannel7101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When was this?

    • @strictlysega
      @strictlysega 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      no one deserves to be ganged up and bullied like that,, that was weak on behalf of the hosts,., really pathetic behaviour,, hope u never get treated like that in your lifetime.

    • @reyrey4005
      @reyrey4005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@strictlysega This is what they do to test you. She didn't come prepared to handle a thsi situation. Im sure even famous comics went through this shit at first and learn from it.

    • @WalkingPaceWP
      @WalkingPaceWP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah when was this? I thought Jermiah and the others left. So that would make this clip like a year or two old.

    • @phillipjackson3498
      @phillipjackson3498 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@reyrey4005 Not sure how that went over Stricklysegas head but you sum that situation up nicely, Comedy is 50/50 if you not/or can't be funny at first be Interesting then the funny will along bc you are just being yourself not sounding like you purse snatched a story from someone else.

  • @homie3322
    @homie3322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Davids laughs are like that demon thing from black ops zombies when you lose 😂😭

    • @Petra999
      @Petra999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You're right lol

    • @Jimjon24
      @Jimjon24 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As fake as those too!

    • @Shmancyfancy536
      @Shmancyfancy536 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He laughs to make sure his jokes don’t bomb. Laughing at your own jokes like that, as a comedian, will never not be cringy.

  • @talyrtucker
    @talyrtucker 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This is why I love this show😂😂 David couldn’t turn it off and every second had me laughing so hard it hurt

  • @Seakaye2s
    @Seakaye2s 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    T - “Oh my god Elizabeth”
    El - “No it’s a good one!”
    D - “I’ll light your ass up!”
    😂😂

  • @MISCELLANEOUSGOON
    @MISCELLANEOUSGOON ปีที่แล้ว +15

    She was only being humiliated and if she stayed any longer it would be an insult to her intelligence. She already got nothing from it and took the roasting I respect her for walking off, the same jokes over and over even William read the room.

    • @LickMyMusketBallsYankee
      @LickMyMusketBallsYankee 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You don't pride the weak elephant seal bulls for backing down when they get hurt, just so they can live to watch all the females get banged by the one big guy. You pride the ones that died fighting

  • @Drewski4724
    @Drewski4724 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    She sat in the car for an hour and cried I know she did 😂

  • @J-RAD_notAnNpc
    @J-RAD_notAnNpc 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The worst part of this train wreck was somehow when dude called her the female chris farley.. that would imply she was insanely funny. Dude clearly doesnt know any chris farley stuff

  • @AroundHeRe44
    @AroundHeRe44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    David Lucas calling someone fat 🤣
    The parody alone is hilarious.

    • @booqrdoit9138
      @booqrdoit9138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      See Patrice O'Neal on fat jokes

  • @cloudbloom
    @cloudbloom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    In the words of Tony: Jeeeeeeesus Christ

  • @shinske3564
    @shinske3564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    Women being funny: let's say the most outrageous thing we can think of. Just be opposite of ladylike and they will love it!....crickets...

    • @phatinthehatcomedy
      @phatinthehatcomedy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Facts. And they call actual jokes shock value smh

    • @the19Zabaniyah
      @the19Zabaniyah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I'm not allowed to like your comment low-key never seen a funny female comedian

    • @dw7922
      @dw7922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yeah, what’s up with that? So weird. I know funny women, but current women comedians are just gross, no timing, no clever reflections.

    • @housefire6229
      @housefire6229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dw7922 And what’s the case for men? Which male standup comedian is funny?

    • @majorleaguelag
      @majorleaguelag 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@housefire6229 all comedic legends are men.

  • @crazysanor
    @crazysanor 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Holy shit that was brutal especially the end Tony is a fucking murderous bastard. This set should be your alarm clock in the morning

  • @DudeWheresMyCardz
    @DudeWheresMyCardz ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I do feel sorry for her, she took it well for ling enough. She just misjudged that once she tried to roast David Lucas, the gloves were off 😂

  • @h4k-d424
    @h4k-d424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "What Burger King are you hiking?" I'm dead.. they killed this chick. 🤣

  • @cornpopwuzzabaddude4962
    @cornpopwuzzabaddude4962 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    After the 0:30 “touching D tips” line, that random “wheww!!” echoing from amongst an otherwise silent crowd gets me every time 😂
    Edit:
    Cash for Gold literally got the best free advertising from this video perfect timing with her exit

  • @jameshillenbrand7082
    @jameshillenbrand7082 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “You look like you put raisins in your potato salad” kills me every time 🤣🤣

  • @qvalue9982
    @qvalue9982 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I blame Joe Rogan for telling everybody on the planet to quit their jobs and follow their dreams and get into comedy, because they seem to have listened 🙃

    • @octopie100
      @octopie100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      redbar

    • @phillipjackson3498
      @phillipjackson3498 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not quit their jobs but definitely try Stand up Comedy once because then you will have a greater respect for it

    • @qvalue9982
      @qvalue9982 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@phillipjackson3498 actually it was podcasting. But neither do you have to do to appreciate in any matter.

    • @qj9magi
      @qj9magi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@octopie100 I have a like and dislike relationship with red bar
      Like because he shits and exposes comedians, but dislike because he’s an alcoholic and also disses the innocent

    • @antinsanwo
      @antinsanwo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah but it’s comedy gold watching them bomb and get roasted, I’ve been binge watching reviews roasting Brendan Schaubs specials and it’s so great, not a single laugh from his jokes but seeing them get roasted is fantastic

  • @monitorlizard9971
    @monitorlizard9971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    I like how david lucas is laughing the most of anyone at the fat jokes. When someone tells a fat joke about me I reinforce the joke with seven of my own fat jokes about myself already lined up. See if she would just laugh a little bit she woulda had a good time.

    • @albietzaesthetics1064
      @albietzaesthetics1064 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Exactly. Coming from a former fat guy I agree

    • @victorious0001
      @victorious0001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol she did slap her knee on some dave Chappelle shit a few times

    • @kevo3985
      @kevo3985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For sure

    • @ImperialMindMusic
      @ImperialMindMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If she went on a diet she would t be that damn fat

    • @letmelive2006
      @letmelive2006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I think she laughed plenty but damn u forget she's on a stage with everyone watching and everyone just kept unleashing fat jokes and laughing. It's shitty

  • @TheOkieLife
    @TheOkieLife 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    David dying in the end over Tony's "go for walks" joke... that was the cream on the cake for me... or at least it was, until she ate it all. 🤣

    • @noahharju
      @noahharju 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pure gold

    • @BrocksOnix956
      @BrocksOnix956 ปีที่แล้ว

      Boo

    • @mrshou112
      @mrshou112 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Everyone turns into redban in the youtube comments and thinks they are comedians.