“The boss is well… the boss” (Flashbacks to the “recruitment” procedure of taking a flying metal fist to the face before a militarized homeless man sprinting at you at a good 24 mph before violently sending you into the sky with a ballon)
@@joetroutt7425 Lol yeah but I have some, I do help people that want S++ Soldiers. Since other TH-camrs have done what you need to do in helping others get S++ while making sure you don't lose your own S++ soldiers.
If you stopping call me every time your "infiltration mission" go wrong maybe now I already have a girlfriend. It's just a joke. Call me more times, I hate keeping waiting.
@@christophersantos4825tell that to the Gurlukovich soldiers that he shot _in the face_ right after they greeted him with a salute. (In the Tanker section of MGS2)
Love how the reason most people don't find Big Boss sexually attractive is because of his legendary status. They probably respect him so much they physically can't see him as a romantic partner because his reputation alone elevates him above that. All aside from Quiet that is.
It's "interesting" how there's no team Big Boss. It's like everyone sees him like a dad and a teacher on the motherbase. Or rather like an unattainable symbol.
Kind of odd, as if big boss, or venom, is tarnishing the name of boss? As that's supposed to be a legendarily reputable person, then again the soldiers clearly freak out when you interact with them so maybe it is just intimidation.
@@christopherrapczynski204 I think soldiers respect him so much, that they can't even think to do "sexual things" with him. For them is like a god, so it would be like thinking to make sex with jesus christ. That would be quite creepy
Fem Soldier 1: Hey, Ocelot or Miller? Fem Soldier 2: Hmm **Flashback to being held in a choke hold by the Boss and asking for harder treatment** Fem Soldier 1: So? Fem Soldier 2: Neither, let's get back to work
quite the contrary; miller was known to mess around with staff when he worked with snake during peace walker. plus one of the staff members here said that most girls are either team ocelot or team miller.
@@faqmlimtauk8631 If something contains two women who talk to each other about something, it passes the test. Conversations about romantic interests in men don’t count.
@@Honey-Boo-Boo You're forgetting the most important part. Bechdel was a lesbian comic artist and her test was to see how lesbian friendly a movie was. The test originated from a strip where two lesbian women went to a theater and couldn't find any movie that appealed to them. People use the test as if its some kind of feminist test to see how well written female characters are but they're using it wrong and its a nonsense criteria if you use it that way.
Venom for sure, he's the OG. Pretty sure he was the first Big Boss that Solid Snake fought too. I think he founded FOXHOUND too, he deserves more credit.
I think the only reason Quiet would be team big boss is because you bonded with her. She's gotten to see ypu fuck up an infiltration and blow yourself up and still you get the job done. She's gotten to see a bit behid the Legend. And she also probably figured out Punished wasn't the real Boss. But that's just my guess.
She was there at the beginning too, saw the phantom grow from a weak man who could barely even walk let alone move to having one of the largest, most powerful PF's in the World built from scratch. He even saved her life, what twice? I think there's a lot of admiration due from her.
@@pioneer5400 Canon playstyle is probably FOX or FOXHOUND for every mission. It's cool to think about, because you'd have to be the real Big Boss to do all that shit on your first try in a blind playthrough.
I used mods to recruit females and now my entire 3500 company are female except for the story characters. It's equal parts hilarious and stupid and it makes the soldier cutscenes not make any sense.
@@Breadgoods Lmao. The male feminists keep trying to make women be two dimensional ‘strong’ characters and women be like ‘uh, guys, we’re kinda complex here?’
"have you ever looked at someone and wondered: "what is going on inside their head?"" female Diamond Dog soldier: (in snake's voice) "hrm, colonel? I'm trying to sneak around. But I'm D U M M Y T H I C C, and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards!"
Terrorists? That's not really an accurate description. They're not out murdering innocent people or trying to impose their ideology on others under threat of violence. They're basically a mercenary army.
@@salem.b1330 To be fair the attacking party receives the terrorist tag because it's not like snake was murdering those patients at Cyprus. It was XOF who saw the man getting treatment and decided "Yup kill everything that moves." Would you call the president of USA a terrorist if the hospital he was getting treatment in was bombed by isis?
You can have more female soldiers by replaying Mission 23 "The White Mamba". Take D Dog and you'll spot a female prisoner, extract her and go back to the direction where you started the mission until you hit the "Checkpoint" area. Restart and repeat the steps
Quite the opposite, the blonde is looks familiar to the zoologist prisoner at the mission Lingua franca in the kiziba camp and the other one looks like the female version of one of the canine volunteers but with brown hair since the canines have read hair and a tattoo on thier right cheek
"The Boss is... a fucking maniac who doesn't talk. Did you here his speech about 'scattering sorrow to the heartless sea'? And then he put the ashes ON HIS FACE." * *sigh* * "Yeah ♥ He's the best...'plant your roots in me' ❣ "
When you see that scene you can react in two ways 1) What the fuck he's disrespecting the dead and being creepy as fuck 2) What a fucking legend, he can't part ways even with the ashes of his fellow soldiers. If you react with 1, I hope your fulton extraction fails.
Yeah, everyone here is talking about how much they respect him as a legend that they can't see him as a sexual interest anymore when 1) He's pretty weird compared to any "normal" person and 2) Meryl fell in love with Solid Snake, another legendary soldier/mercenary.
"The Boss is... well, The Boss." _Tranq round flies from the heavens, knocking her out instantly_ _Decoy disc lands under her, launching her 30 feet away_ _Boss runs up, empties three magazines of rubber bullets into her face, runs away_ _Fulton rocket directly impacts her sternum_ _In the distance you hear "Good, good dog."_
I can't really blame them, because in this line of work, you can get killed in any moment, so having relationships can be risky. However, love can still bloom... even in battle, so... anything is possible.
I think it’s funny that this is how I know that there are other people who think “I have too much respect for this person as a leader to think of them romantically”. I think of The Boss the same way they think of Big Boss. “It’s, y’know, The Boss. Do I need to say more?”
At first I thought they just didn't found Boss attractive at all, but then I realized they kinda idolize him in a way that they can't even see him as a partner. I mean, at this point, you're basically a god for them.
soldier: I' don't know the boss is me: the boss is what soldier: the boss is ah--great leader me: yes that's what I thought I'm watching you all ways watching you
I do think everyone on mother base has the most upmost respect for big boss by saying there is no real big boss. It means they don’t ever use him to joke around or for a game. He is their leader.
When you spent a long time filling the Mother Base with female staff to build your harem and accidentally hear this conversation . *jumps into the ocean* Snake? Snake this is no time to fool around... Snake?? SNAAAAAAAKKKKKEEE!!!!!
Venom: wait why don’t I have a team? Miller: all mother base is your team boss! Ocelot: cheesiness aside, I did try to start one for you but someone beat me to it and doing some espionage, I learned there is only one member. Looks like you got a secret admirer (and I have competition). Venom: one huh, I think I know who it is! *later* Venom: you sly dog! How could I be so blind!? D-dog: Woof! Quiet: ( ;~;)
Soldier A: "I'm not interested in a relationship right now and if you are, I don't suggest working in a place like this" Soldier B, Sadly: "I guess you're right" No soldier A! Don't you realise that she was working up the courage to ask you out?!
In mgs Peace Walker tho, I remember that everyone was team boss. When you hear Paz diary, she often demonstrate some kind of attraction to him. But not only her, Amanda and Colette have this "girl talk" where they are clearly team Boss, and even try to make Paz acknowledge that she likes him, making her nervous.
I wonder if there are other conversations besides this between female staff. As for everyone talking about Bechdel Test, when you're surrounded by that many dudes on a base in the middle of the ocean, that topic was probably a no brainer.
Well, as long as my Diamond Dogs aren't on Team Liquid or Team Huey then I'm not complaining. The reason being: Huey betrayed the same organization who considered him family. Sympathizing with him after the fact, the same man who put me up to killing at least two dozen of my own soldiers, is very difficult for me. He's lucky Snake let him off easy. Given the choice I'm sure a lot of us would have executed him on the spot.
I fucking would have. He forced Hal into a metal gear, killed Strangelove, helped destroy MSF, helped Cypher, betrayed everyone again by mutating the parasites, played the victim, killed Skullface despite not being harmed by him well other then pushing him down the stairs(best scene of Skullface imo), lied about everything until the threatening of his legs, blamed others for what he did, stole work and claimed it as his own, acting like Venom being forced to have to kill his own men makes Venom the bad guy when he caused it.
The disabled people in the MGS universe are either the most incredibly able-bodied, talented, genuises, or just plain superhuman blokes in the world. Or arch-billionnaires. So if a lady is still picky.....
Lady soldier: "Boss! Got time to train with me?" Snake: *Sprints towards her and gives the single most brutal punch in the face with a metal arm, rendering her deformed forever.* No wonder the women don't consider him a romantic option.
What if he throws them to the ground or shoots them? There is a lot you can do or throw them off your base. I mean game over but still something you can do.
First time I played this I used my friend's account to get a feel of the game. I didn't really know where he was on the game but I remember starting at a facility with guards roaming around. I started knocking them out one by one and threw their bodies in the ocean. I soon realized I was at the mother base.
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Quiet is like the only person in Team Big Boss
Oh, that she is.
and good for her!
Miller also
also ocelot
Pequod too
"the boss is the boss"
The boss: hiding in a box 50 meters away listening to their conversation through binoculars
Big Boss is always watching you.
Kekew I lost
LMAOOOO
Boss: 👁👄👁
lmao
I mean to be fair, Big Boss hides in cardboard boxes and choke-slams people, including children.
Umm well, I used Rocket Punch on them, I just love using it to hit the people you fight in the face.
That's why he's the greatest. Gotta think... Inside the box.
Please, who else is going to hide in a box and choke slam those damn children??
"Boss, those are just kids, dont hurt them"
*proceeds to hidden lotus a small african boy off a cliff*
@@Sykroid Okay, now you just gave me an idea for a vid on driving a car off a cliff with the kids inside.
“The boss is well… the boss”
(Flashbacks to the “recruitment” procedure of taking a flying metal fist to the face before a militarized homeless man sprinting at you at a good 24 mph before violently sending you into the sky with a ballon)
The fun fact is you never capture the females in the game but save them.
jokes on you i use snake bite to find them as enemies 😈
"Militarized homeless man" JAJAJJAJA
@@TheFirstEvil100 except Quiet
Sucks that Venom Snake dies in MG1
Ocelot has 2 things on his mind:
1 - how to impress Big Boss
2 - how to impress Big Boss with the most fabulous poses.
THATS IS A FUCKING JOJO...
@@nicolasoliveira4903 or a new Ginyu Force member
@@defalttheloner Everytime I saw someone speaking about Ginyu I remember TFS. Tokusentai arrives.
That's pretty good 👉👉
@@liamobrien9948 so team Pequod is indeed the best team
Girl A: dont like the boss?
Girl B: he kidnapped me from Afghanistan.
A: he only does that with people he likes ask anyone.
What is funny is I saved both of them as they were held captive.
@@TheFirstEvil100 I'm pretty sure all the women were held captive. Well except for fob missions.
@@joetroutt7425 Well, it's where I got some S++ ones, I think someone did a mod or something to make them S++
@@TheFirstEvil100 funny you mention that. I can't find any above S.
@@joetroutt7425 Lol yeah but I have some, I do help people that want S++ Soldiers. Since other TH-camrs have done what you need to do in helping others get S++ while making sure you don't lose your own S++ soldiers.
No love for Pequod?
Pequod is the only member who can extract the Fultons, he deserves more love
@arfi juliansyah ARRIVING SHORTLY
THIS IS PEQUOD, HAVE ARRIVED AT LZ. WILL STAND BY!
Gaining attitude!
Be careful down there boss!
Big Boss is on Team Pequod, I'm pretty sure
Clearly, there is only one bestest boy in MGSV and it's Pequod.
Always swooping into hot zones, risking life and limb just to get BB from point A to point B. He deserves recognition!
If you stopping call me every time your "infiltration mission" go wrong maybe now I already have a girlfriend. It's just a joke. Call me more times, I hate keeping waiting.
One day, an ennemy chopper killed Pequod, this chopper was never seen again for some reason
R.I.P Team Morpho.
How fucking dare you forget about DD?!
When i found out that no one is on Team Big Boss
*sad Venom noises
*angry Quiet noises
Lol, then you can attack your own bass as Quiet with the female staff.
Well it would be *happy quiet noises
Cus she aint got no competitor
*Laughs in Ocelot and Eva
No quiet noises...
Ocelot is
"And Ocelot, you can never tell what he's really thinking"
THE ENTIRE F*CKING FRANCHISE SUMMED UP IN A NUTSHELL.
They ought to make his catchphrase "JUST KIDDING!!!"
@@christophersantos4825 - Ocelot, MGS4
you see, I play all 600 sides so I always come out on top
@@christophersantos4825tell that to the Gurlukovich soldiers that he shot _in the face_ right after they greeted him with a salute. (In the Tanker section of MGS2)
Damn, even the girls know that The Boss is off limts too.
Would you want an invisible sniper with inhuman accuracy to be jealous of you? I don't think so
@@MinecraftMasterNo1 smart
@@eliseotorres7958 big brain
@@MinecraftMasterNo1 ikr
@@MinecraftMasterNo1 9000 iq.
Love how the reason most people don't find Big Boss sexually attractive is because of his legendary status. They probably respect him so much they physically can't see him as a romantic partner because his reputation alone elevates him above that. All aside from Quiet that is.
itd be like christians wanting to fuck god or an angel
like theyve risen above being sexy into something absolutely untouchable
@@CaptainPrincess never have I been so offended by Something I 100% agree with
So true
@@CaptainPrincess i wonder, are there people out there that pray for god to fuck them?
@@Zack-fu4lo has to be
theres 7billion + people in the world
SOMEONES into that
0:17 "The boss is-"
*suddenly sees the glint of a scope pointed at her*
"Yes...? You were saying?"
BIG BOSS IS ALWAYS WATCHING
"...UHH REALLY REALLY HOT HE'S WAY OUT OF OUR LEAGUE NOTHIN WE CAN DO HAHA-"
...theee boss...yep. Hee's...really one of the people to have existed...got hair and skin and...he's the boss! Yup..."
@@minorcomet282Even funnier that the game takes place in 1984
It's "interesting" how there's no team Big Boss. It's like everyone sees him like a dad and a teacher on the motherbase. Or rather like an unattainable symbol.
Except Quiet, she's team Boss all the way
Kind of odd, as if big boss, or venom, is tarnishing the name of boss? As that's supposed to be a legendarily reputable person, then again the soldiers clearly freak out when you interact with them so maybe it is just intimidation.
@@mr.tomatohead3709 she's in the team "Bang Boss"
@@christopherrapczynski204 I think soldiers respect him so much, that they can't even think to do "sexual things" with him. For them is like a god, so it would be like thinking to make sex with jesus christ. That would be quite creepy
Definitely the latter, he's like a living legend to them
So no TEAM CODE TALKER😔
Or team eli
or team peqoud
@@homhod9107 fbi open up
@@civil_tof0 pequod best boy
No copulation for him
She is team Quiet
que estranho dessa vez você não tem mais de 1000 likes aqui kkk
Both
Suddenly lesbian
you can tell by her haircut and Subaru
Too Shy Shy Hush Hush
Meanwhile, team Big Boss:
- Quiet
- Miller
- Ocelot
- All male staff (except maybe Code Talker and fuck Huey)
- D-Dog
Lol, I agree with you Fuck Huey
AND PEQUOD
How could you forget D-Horse?
And D-walker too
How could you forget your MSF brothers jk the ones you saved became part of the crew again
Gotta give it to Master Miller, guy lost an arm and a leg and yet he still has plenty of game.
Amputee fetishism
Then Kaz got married and had a daughter
@@GeneFOX70 who was born with a missing arm and leg? Incredible
Thanks
@@kaz1895 Kaz... Kaz... KAAAAZZZ
Dont you just hate it when your boss is eavesdropping you with a 3x sniper scope , while you’re gossiping. Annoys me when it happens
Lol, come on you've done it too.
Love it but when they said there wasn't a team for the boss I body slammed them
Lol, I see I used my gun on them, and also knocked them out.
it’s because he’s gay, duh
@@gutfrets1693 Liking the boss is HAVING hot GAY sex
@@gutfrets1693 Dunno about Venom, but didn't Snake bang Eva?
@@daz211 almost
"And Ocelot? You can never tell what he's really thinking."
she knows
Oh she does.
Ocelot? He's always thinking of finger guns and twisting his elbow to absorb the recoil from his revolvers.
And meowing.
New level of friendzone. This is the bosszone.
Quiet would give all the others a world of pain if they tried anything.
Nobodies on team Skullface? such a lust for affection... WHOOOOOOOOO!
You called?
@@andrescaceres2822 begone, walking corpse
You've been played like a damn fiddle
@@gipsydangeramericasmonster9632 "We are all dead man, force to walk on this world"
Such a lust
Fem Soldier 1: Hey, Ocelot or Miller?
Fem Soldier 2: Hmm **Flashback to being held in a choke hold by the Boss and asking for harder treatment**
Fem Soldier 1: So?
Fem Soldier 2: Neither, let's get back to work
I don't want to get chocked by Big Boss either, I'm afraid I'll get an erection
This comment is the goat
So no girl on the Mother Base wants to play with Miller's fiddle?
quite the contrary; miller was known to mess around with staff when he worked with snake during peace walker. plus one of the staff members here said that most girls are either team ocelot or team miller.
Not in Phantom pain but in peace walker
@@fwoqma in peace walker following the japanese tapes he liked to have fun with both genders, including snake, and he did one dirty.
JustAGitGudGuy did what?
@@pioneer5400 also this is explained in the paz tapes but without some funny parts that appeared in the japanese version
If this is peace walker, Miller would've jump in and try to flirt those women
Oh, we all know he would.
Now he is to angry, to aflicted by phantom pain
@@ashenronin7410 he can still feel his arm... and his leg...
@@ethanbolger6690 and his eyes I think, I’m pretty sure he’s blind too
@@ethanbolger6690 he lost the arm he uses for doing the *"thing"*
Miller: “Bechdal test failed Boss, the mission’s over!”
Boss: What was that Miller? Sorry, I can't hear you.
What is bechdal test
@@faqmlimtauk8631 If something contains two women who talk to each other about something, it passes the test. Conversations about romantic interests in men don’t count.
Was just about to say the same
@@Honey-Boo-Boo You're forgetting the most important part. Bechdel was a lesbian comic artist and her test was to see how lesbian friendly a movie was. The test originated from a strip where two lesbian women went to a theater and couldn't find any movie that appealed to them. People use the test as if its some kind of feminist test to see how well written female characters are but they're using it wrong and its a nonsense criteria if you use it that way.
The REAL question is Team Venom or Team Big Boss, but no-one is ready for that conversation.
Oh, that would just make everyone wondering what's going on I bet.
well, I would be Team Venom.
Venom for sure, he's the OG. Pretty sure he was the first Big Boss that Solid Snake fought too. I think he founded FOXHOUND too, he deserves more credit.
@@blaze_unleashed7286 I think he was the one you fight in the very first MSX game, then you fight Big boss in the next game.
@@TheFirstEvil100 Yup
I love the lengths Kojima goes to to humanize the soldiers of metal gear.
Plus, there are many more in which they talk about what is going on as well.
I mean... isn't that the whole point of mgsv?
@@fernandodeoliveiradasilva4991true
I think the only reason Quiet would be team big boss is because you bonded with her. She's gotten to see ypu fuck up an infiltration and blow yourself up and still you get the job done. She's gotten to see a bit behid the Legend. And she also probably figured out Punished wasn't the real Boss. But that's just my guess.
She was there at the beginning too, saw the phantom grow from a weak man who could barely even walk let alone move to having one of the largest, most powerful PF's in the World built from scratch. He even saved her life, what twice? I think there's a lot of admiration due from her.
SadAtzuia _ or maybe it's just fan service and in canon venom snake has never messed up like us
@@pioneer5400
Perhaps but that line was a joke. My point is that she got to watch the boss with her own eyes.
Last Man Standing of course
@@pioneer5400 Canon playstyle is probably FOX or FOXHOUND for every mission. It's cool to think about, because you'd have to be the real Big Boss to do all that shit on your first try in a blind playthrough.
Female Soldier: "I don't suggest working in a place like this"
Me: *Walks by*
Female Soldier: 👁👄👁👋 "Boss"
hack me CIA
Don't hack me
FOZ
Why did you give snake intel on the honeybee 🤦🏿♂️
Everyone: "Oh yes Boss, hit me again. Yeah, CQC my ass!!!"
Wow I didn't even know that the female soldiers had conversations between each other, very cool
Yep, you need to have enough female soldiers on your base and make sure you have two of them on the same platform.
I used mods to recruit females and now my entire 3500 company are female except for the story characters. It's equal parts hilarious and stupid and it makes the soldier cutscenes not make any sense.
@@TheBardorp Do they show up in the cutscenes?
I didn’t even know female soldiers existed. 90% of my staff is male, and it disturbs me now.
@@gipsydangeramericasmonster9632 Well, now you know.
POV: You just heard your crush talking about you.
And you are the big boss
@@user-ti4bm4md5y and you are too no he is the three of us together
@@silverphoenix4934 Where we are today? We built it. This story
@@Cracknutter22 so keep it with you wherever you go
Quiet literally had to become a legend herself before she could pursue Venom
Well, she is good with a sniper.
The one on the left's like "Shut up! I'm trying to pass the Bechdel test." while the one on the right's like "Let's make Twilight references!"
Lol well, it's the early 80's so no Twilight isn't around yet.
I know, right? Women keep fucking feminism up for feminists! Don’t they know how to woman right?!
@@RoyKoopaling no, bad male writers do.
@@Breadgoods Lmao. The male feminists keep trying to make women be two dimensional ‘strong’ characters and women be like ‘uh, guys, we’re kinda complex here?’
@@RoyKoopaling "Quick, we need to write a strong, tough female character"
"Just make her a lesbian or something, idk."
Ocelot : "meow"
The girl : "what's he thinking about?"
He is thinking about cats.
Ocelot's head:I hope Snake likes it
"The Boss is....the Boss"
Snake is so awesome that you can't have him on a fanbase competition or else everyone will be team Boss
I like to think the soldier on the left likes the boss but after hearing the other ones opinion on the boss she got too embarrassed to talk about it.
That does make sense
"have you ever looked at someone and wondered: "what is going on inside their head?""
female Diamond Dog soldier: (in snake's voice) "hrm, colonel? I'm trying to sneak around. But I'm D U M M Y T H I C C, and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards!"
F.soldier:Miller or Ocelot?
Other F.soldier: Dude we're terrorists.
Even terrorist kill for love
Terrorists? That's not really an accurate description. They're not out murdering innocent people or trying to impose their ideology on others under threat of violence. They're basically a mercenary army.
@@Garrus1995 to be fair , they used innocent people as meatshield to cover BB escape and the waking of venom snake
@@salem.b1330 To be fair the attacking party receives the terrorist tag because it's not like snake was murdering those patients at Cyprus.
It was XOF who saw the man getting treatment and decided "Yup kill everything that moves."
Would you call the president of USA a terrorist if the hospital he was getting treatment in was bombed by isis?
Me: *finds only one female soldier in my 40-hour playthrough so far*
You: Here are two female soldiers chatting
Me: Alright imma head out
Yeah, I have more than just two I have about 15 on my base last time I looked.
There is a mission where u can get one or more nearly guaranteed I don't remember the name anymore but its ez too lookup on TH-cam @W.2026
You can have more female soldiers by replaying Mission 23 "The White Mamba". Take D Dog and you'll spot a female prisoner, extract her and go back to the direction where you started the mission until you hit the "Checkpoint" area. Restart and repeat the steps
@@whitecipher8188 time to fire everyone and make a motherbase harem
@@rh5362 a motherbase only
"I suggest you dont work in a place like this" Well she got kidnapped to work there in the first place.. I dont think she can choose
Na just the men get kidnapped.
@@TheFirstEvil100 and even they have a choice, if the stuff are underpaid and the morale is low they can choose to leave the base.
@@georgeterpsidis8143 True, but it has never happened to me, the worse thing to happen is my men die on a mission.
Quite the opposite, the blonde is looks familiar to the zoologist prisoner at the mission Lingua franca in the kiziba camp and the other one looks like the female version of one of the canine volunteers but with brown hair since the canines have read hair and a tattoo on thier right cheek
“And Ocelot? You can never really tell
what he’s thinking”
Yes you can, he’s thinking of Big Boss
ALWAYS
'OK, so what do women talk about?'
'Well I imagine how sexy they find their bosses?'
'Probably, thanks Mr Kojima'
"The Boss is... a fucking maniac who doesn't talk. Did you here his speech about 'scattering sorrow to the heartless sea'? And then he put the ashes ON HIS FACE."
* *sigh* * "Yeah ♥ He's the best...'plant your roots in me' ❣ "
When you see that scene you can react in two ways
1) What the fuck he's disrespecting the dead and being creepy as fuck
2) What a fucking legend, he can't part ways even with the ashes of his fellow soldiers.
If you react with 1, I hope your fulton extraction fails.
Yeah, everyone here is talking about how much they respect him as a legend that they can't see him as a sexual interest anymore when 1) He's pretty weird compared to any "normal" person and 2) Meryl fell in love with Solid Snake, another legendary soldier/mercenary.
@@sopmodii1505 Can't part ways until you reach the limit and start dismissing everyone 🤣
@@sopmodii1505 don’t worry I got the wormhole
@@BaruGaming “Staff Dismissed”
"The Boss is... well, The Boss."
_Tranq round flies from the heavens, knocking her out instantly_
_Decoy disc lands under her, launching her 30 feet away_
_Boss runs up, empties three magazines of rubber bullets into her face, runs away_
_Fulton rocket directly impacts her sternum_
_In the distance you hear "Good, good dog."_
Phantom pain second phase be like:
Miller: milk first, cereal later!
Ocelot: cereal first, milk later!
Wow, Miller is the true monster who would put the milk before the cereal.
Dunno, why would ocelot do something so normal as eating cereal the standard way
This is the boss' decision.
“Are you team Miller or team Ocelot?” “I’m a lesbian.”
lol, why do I see another one coming up saying something like this. "Oh, cool same here."
So Team Quiet?
I thought you were American?
@@caro7048 nah what you talkin bout Team Ddog
@@jaypea30 Guard A : I'm Lebanese.
Guard B : Oh, so team Quiet then ?
Guard A : ffs...
"h-honestly the commander kind of scares me." Yep that's Snake in a nutshell. Terrifying dude.
Lol, she was talking about Miller.
@@TheFirstEvil100 I mean... he went from flirting with everyone to "420 blaze Cipher!!!"
@@christophersantos4825 Oh, he did and Miller gets worse from here.
Bruh even they get dad energy from Boss lmao
I can't really blame them, because in this line of work, you can get killed in any moment, so having relationships can be risky. However, love can still bloom... even in battle, so... anything is possible.
So Quiet and Venom?
Female 1: you into torture or you into handicaps?
Female 2: is there a better option?
Female 1: well, we do have a mute
Female 2: Wait, isn't she into the boss?
More like "are you into torture or into hamburgers"
who's the mute?
@@majinnemesis Quiet is the mute
@@Shadow18856 but she isn't mute
Big boss - “I’ve always asked “where are your friends?” But never where are *my* friends...”
Me finding out there's no team Big Boss: *"THAT'S IT, IM GETTIN MY TRANQ GUN"*
Well, you have Quiet she is into the Boss.
Not the healthiest way to handle someone not being into you irl ngl.
@@dantevitale5714 it is absolutely healthy and I will not be taking any criticism
No no, the riot smg is better
@@dantevitale5714 no no he has a point
I'VE PLAYED THIS FOR 150 HOURS AND NEVER GOT THIS LINE WTF
You need to do some more stalking of females... I mean, Intelligence Research.... >.>
@@skyounkin more into ocelot's revolver... both of them.
you're not a real yakuza fan fuck off secondary
@@Caroline_Alys what?
Those are still rookie numbers kid
I think it’s funny that this is how I know that there are other people who think “I have too much respect for this person as a leader to think of them romantically”. I think of The Boss the same way they think of Big Boss. “It’s, y’know, The Boss. Do I need to say more?”
You can never really tell what Ocelot is thinking
Ocelot: *big boss~*
Meanwhile guys talking about playing with DD's little paws.
That is funny and true as that is what they talk about when DD is a puppy.
The chick in brown seems more like a team quiet type of person
I bet there are some on the base that would ship the boss and Quiet together while taking bets on how long it would take them to hook up.
@@TheFirstEvil100 And then taking bets to see how long it would be before they tried to kill each other.... again. XD
@@TheFirstEvil100 I think OP meant the one in brown is lesbian
@@Jeddostotle7 and it's hard to miss that, the people in these comments don't look that smart.
@@Jeddostotle7 lol, she might be, but I know that it is random today it was the blond that was a lesbian.
Switch the females with males and the conversation still works.
Huh, that's true only they might bring Quiet into the conversation.
No one is in the team Boss, because everyone's in it by the default.
Oh, that's true.
"I mean, the Boss keeps going on five minute missions, murdering a child, then coming back, only to go out and do it again. Man's got issues."
Lol, the only child I killed was Eli, I think we all know why.
@@TheFirstEvil100 Gotta kill Liquid Snake early to save the timeline. Maybe Venom actually gets to die a peaceful death.
"Well, the boss is the boss"
"I... don't really follow"
"It would be like asking someone if they like water, there isn't a negative answer"
Ocelot : the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
Liquid: "OUR mind."
Team Big boss is just Quiet, Miller and Ocelot sitting in a room sipping coffee
I'm too!
And Pequod as well as all the male soldiers
Female Staff: The Boss is the Boss 😅
Quiet (who tried to kill him more than 2 times) : ... 😍
What a thrill 🎶
Kojima and his staff have the most amazing knack for writing realistic dialogue.
Yeah I like how authentic this feels
This wasn't Kojima
@@icicle_ai “And his staff”
At first I thought they just didn't found Boss attractive at all, but then I realized they kinda idolize him in a way that they can't even see him as a partner.
I mean, at this point, you're basically a god for them.
love these solider girls!
soldier: I' don't know the boss is
me: the boss is what
soldier: the boss is ah--great leader
me: yes that's what I thought I'm watching you
all ways watching you
Lol, oh, that is funny.
"The boss is...the boss"
The boss: where is her id...
I do think everyone on mother base has the most upmost respect for big boss by saying there is no real big boss. It means they don’t ever use him to joke around or for a game. He is their leader.
Lol, until you head to your own base and kill all of them. Something I have done so many times.
When you spent a long time filling the Mother Base with female staff to build your harem and accidentally hear this conversation .
*jumps into the ocean*
Snake? Snake this is no time to fool around... Snake?? SNAAAAAAAKKKKKEEE!!!!!
Female Soldier 1: You’re gay for the Boss!
Female Soldier 2: No, you’re gay for the Boss!
Big Boss: No one’s gay for big boss...
Quiets gay for big boss venom
“Honestly, the commander kinda scares me…”
Yeah, that’s understandable.
I like how she's being a mood killer
I think she was Team Quiet.
Bruuuh imagine actually managing to start a relationship with one of these girls as a soldier and finding out they simp your supperiors.
I think that would be funny.
And totally unrealistic since neither miller or ocelot are remotely attractive... especially not miller
@@05r41 i- how
@@midgarbby1961 what? He’s an angry abusive cripple... is that hot now?
Sure, in peace walker it’s a different story
@@05r41 Ocelot is the hottest man in MGS and Miller? Well he's god fire in the soul.
To be fair, Big Boss is in Team Big Boss and that evens the playing field
Venom: wait why don’t I have a team?
Miller: all mother base is your team boss!
Ocelot: cheesiness aside, I did try to start one for you but someone beat me to it and doing some espionage, I learned there is only one member. Looks like you got a secret admirer (and I have competition).
Venom: one huh, I think I know who it is!
*later*
Venom: you sly dog! How could I be so blind!?
D-dog: Woof!
Quiet: ( ;~;)
lol, this made me laugh so hard.
Just the idea of Venom off in the distance watching them probably in a cardboard box is hilarious to me.
Team Skullface: "Such a revenge for lust?! WHO?!"
Quiet gonna make sure there is no one else on team Boss. Besides I totally expected those two to get together.
Laughing Wallaby is such a character.
"Ok Kojima, this is our first dialogue between two characters in this game, it's imperative we *don't* fail the Bechdel test!"
All I can hear is Kojima laughing.
@@TheFirstEvil100 Good cause fuck that test. Just make the conversation interesting or fun or both
@@dean_l33 I agree who cares about that test let's have fun.
No serious writer gives a shit about that bullshit
What’s the Bechdel test?
the female soliders say "harder.... boss!" when you choke/interrorogate them. that's enough for me
Do you have a base filled with them then?
@@TheFirstEvil100 no but im on my way, outer harem will surpass metal gear....
@@T--wg7qc Well, I wish you luck in getting your outer harem.
Sad that Miller gone from being an easy, happy go lucky guy that flirt with the ladies into an uptight, bitter, easily irritated man.
I agree since I have been playing Peace Walker and you can see the man that Miller used to be.
When I overheard this conversation and there was no team big boss, I went over to them to have a "Friendly" Spar.
Soldier A: "I'm not interested in a relationship right now and if you are, I don't suggest working in a place like this"
Soldier B, Sadly: "I guess you're right"
No soldier A! Don't you realise that she was working up the courage to ask you out?!
Lol, don't worry I'm sure they can get drunk one night, and in the morning wake up next to each other.
That was unexpectedly sweet
@@TheFirstEvil100 You mean wake up to a flashlight in the face , tied up in the torture room with Miller yelling « start talking bitch ! » xD
In mgs Peace Walker tho, I remember that everyone was team boss. When you hear Paz diary, she often demonstrate some kind of attraction to him. But not only her, Amanda and Colette have this "girl talk" where they are clearly team Boss, and even try to make Paz acknowledge that she likes him, making her nervous.
Wow! First time I've ever heard of this conversation in the game. And I've played it to death.
It is hard to find, and you need to have a tone of female staff on your base.
Man, no Team Kojima?
He’s literally god
I wonder if there are other conversations besides this between female staff.
As for everyone talking about Bechdel Test, when you're surrounded by that many dudes on a base in the middle of the ocean, that topic was probably a no brainer.
I think there is one with a male staff member, but to find out more I would have to start a whole new game.
Well, as long as my Diamond Dogs aren't on Team Liquid or Team Huey then I'm not complaining.
The reason being: Huey betrayed the same organization who considered him family. Sympathizing with him after the fact, the same man who put me up to killing at least two dozen of my own soldiers, is very difficult for me.
He's lucky Snake let him off easy. Given the choice I'm sure a lot of us would have executed him on the spot.
Yeah, Huey is the worst with what he did, and still, he acted like it wasn't his fault.
I fucking would have. He forced Hal into a metal gear, killed Strangelove, helped destroy MSF, helped Cypher, betrayed everyone again by mutating the parasites, played the victim, killed Skullface despite not being harmed by him well other then pushing him down the stairs(best scene of Skullface imo), lied about everything until the threatening of his legs, blamed others for what he did, stole work and claimed it as his own, acting like Venom being forced to have to kill his own men makes Venom the bad guy when he caused it.
The disabled people in the MGS universe are either the most incredibly able-bodied, talented, genuises, or just plain superhuman blokes in the world. Or arch-billionnaires. So if a lady is still picky.....
Big boss might’ve shed some tears while hearing their conversation 😂😂
Lady soldier: "Boss! Got time to train with me?"
Snake: *Sprints towards her and gives the single most brutal punch in the face with a metal arm, rendering her deformed forever.*
No wonder the women don't consider him a romantic option.
What if he throws them to the ground or shoots them? There is a lot you can do or throw them off your base. I mean game over but still something you can do.
The attention to detail in MGS games is so damn great
First time I played this I used my friend's account to get a feel of the game. I didn't really know where he was on the game but I remember starting at a facility with guards roaming around. I started knocking them out one by one and threw their bodies in the ocean. I soon realized I was at the mother base.
Lol, good thing that means you get a game over then, because I've done that too.
I’m on team gun.
Theres nothing I love more than my guns.
Guns are cool, they never betray
Team guns and team boxes
There's a choice..
You know, for a conversation that most players probably won't ever hear, the voice acting is pretty good, lol