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  • @glowstickblood
    @glowstickblood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6699

    this dude sounds like he's gonna drown on dry land at any moment

    • @drawn_by_starla9462
      @drawn_by_starla9462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      good one lmfao

    • @comradewyvern1150
      @comradewyvern1150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I can’t even understand him

    • @jrobot222
      @jrobot222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He does!

    • @jrobot222
      @jrobot222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      His throat is so dry that I had to clear my throat!

    • @somxr_738
      @somxr_738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      J Robot SAME 😂

  • @eoinkiller
    @eoinkiller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9405

    Doyle Davidson is actually wanted in several states by the police force, they just haven't been able to catch him due to his speed.

    • @Lords1997
      @Lords1997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Homie Gekyume 666th like😎

    • @kinyamadege__6235
      @kinyamadege__6235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I believe the first part

    • @lucuslovesyou2961
      @lucuslovesyou2961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      They got us in the first half im not gonna lie

    • @braxtonclark9546
      @braxtonclark9546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      I'm just imagining Doyle Davidson running on foot down a desert highway, kicking up dirt as he's running at like 90mph with police cruisers chasing after him like OJ

    • @moonboogien8908
      @moonboogien8908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "The police force".... A more comical branch of "the space force"

  • @3oones186
    @3oones186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5723

    The second I heard him, I wanted to clear my own throat

  • @harambae7014
    @harambae7014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2046

    Most people: "His clothes are slightly too big".
    Charlie: "Everything's filled with air instead of meat".

    • @mr.randomklipz2228
      @mr.randomklipz2228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@graveoffense572 oh brother😑

    • @LukeMcGuireoides
      @LukeMcGuireoides 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He goes to trumps tailor

    • @TheRealZachHadel
      @TheRealZachHadel 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      read this as it was being said lol

    • @aidansanchez92
      @aidansanchez92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Man built like a Lays potato chip bag

    • @Idiotic_B_Purcell
      @Idiotic_B_Purcell 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Phrased like the wet dreams of the crazy side of vegans lmao

  • @ZombieGuy2401
    @ZombieGuy2401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5355

    With a voice like that I'm surprised he didn't call her a smoothskin

  • @amango7925
    @amango7925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10996

    This dude really standing like _this_

    • @metalgearkirby9427
      @metalgearkirby9427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +577

      Now THAT was clever

    • @uso5269
      @uso5269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      underrated

    • @kaneearle766
      @kaneearle766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      Your like neo in the matrix seeing every visual represented as alphabet and code

    • @broken9365
      @broken9365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Pretty underrated comment

    • @deanfulford69
      @deanfulford69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Great comment 👌

  • @aaronr6354
    @aaronr6354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4122

    He’s doing this on stage just imagine what he does behind closed doors

    • @Los47
      @Los47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Bruuuuuhhhh

    • @Necro2Juggalo
      @Necro2Juggalo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      probably kids

    • @WiberghTV
      @WiberghTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      he is apparently a cult leader

    • @Sephiroth257
      @Sephiroth257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Not rape, he made that very clear

    • @deadpiratetattoo2015
      @deadpiratetattoo2015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Drunk fuck ain't rape. He's a man of gawd

  • @ProtocolDroidHK47
    @ProtocolDroidHK47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5104

    Did a bit of research on this guy. Big mistake.
    The worst thing I found wasn't centered about Doyle here, but he played a hand in it. To make a long story short, a woman that had been diagnosed postpartum psychosis became obsessed with Doyle and took his word as gospel. Her husband ignored his wife's deteriorating mental state, including her saying the God wanted their baby.
    The next morning she took a knife to her 10 month old daughter and cut her arms off, killing her in the process. Police came responded to a call, and found her rocking the child, covered in blood, and singing Christian hymns. She was found not guilty by reason of insanity and was placed in an asylum.
    Davidson attracts people that are genuinely unwell, then makes them worse with his unhealthy fervour. He's a genuine menace.

    • @qwertydavid8070
      @qwertydavid8070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +957

      "rocking the child, singing christian hymns" jeez, that's some horror movie stuff right there. It's such a shame that these things happen. I don't inherently have a problem with religion, but what makes my blood boil is when people start claiming that modern medicine is fake and that you can cure anything if you pray hard enough.

    • @Edward-Not-Elric
      @Edward-Not-Elric 3 ปีที่แล้ว +490

      That's religion in general. Most people who flock to religion are desperate for something. Whether it's something as helpful as a reason to live or something as harmless as an answer to life after death.
      However, the more desperate you are, the more vulnerable you are. And not every religious leader is a good person. Some are cult leaders who will abuse kids or kill their congregation or what have you. But some are genuinely good people who have a good influence and help their community.

    • @mrsatvrn3894
      @mrsatvrn3894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      holy fuck that's some outlast 2 shit

    • @stephenheffren4324
      @stephenheffren4324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Her name was Dena Schlosser. She's been released and her whereabouts are currently unknown to the public. She's somewhere, but I am unable to find what has happened since then.

    • @danielmaster8776
      @danielmaster8776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      It's hard to say that someone intentionally influences mentally unstable people.

  • @antthegord9411
    @antthegord9411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3134

    "Now, are you going to be more honest?" textbook abusive spouse line. gaslighting his own poor wife to convince her she's in the wrong

    • @cosmicmuffin322
      @cosmicmuffin322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Exactly

    • @ShannonKresge
      @ShannonKresge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That was…I couldn’t even watch it!

    • @AspireGMD
      @AspireGMD ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Christian fundamentalism at it's finest.

    • @FormerPessitheRobberfan
      @FormerPessitheRobberfan ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AspireGMD Muslim fundamentalism at it's kindest

    • @AstroVanilla
      @AstroVanilla ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Miracle he has a wife

  • @mks-one
    @mks-one 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4941

    The way he's aggressively standing over her makes me very uncomfortable and you can tell she is too

    • @PepeSilvia01
      @PepeSilvia01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      We didn’t forget that you censored the word rape

    • @Rountree1985
      @Rountree1985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Channel __ they censored the word because it triggers PTSD in some people. Grow the fuck up, you fucking child.

    • @happyhugget7940
      @happyhugget7940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Rountree1985 right. What the fuck are they so upset about. I don’t get why someone can’t just censor a word.

    • @nelsonvontitfuk1471
      @nelsonvontitfuk1471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Rountree1985
      Yes, you’re clearly the perfect model of maturity, scolding strangers on the internet for no reason

    • @happyhugget7940
      @happyhugget7940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Al Alison ehh?? They’re scolding them because THEY are scolding someone else for something that has a valid reason.

  • @masheroomboi2884
    @masheroomboi2884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8046

    This dude sounds like he smokes the bible pages like a blunt

    • @pauleyboy6448
      @pauleyboy6448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You should watch this is monsters video involving this guy...type in dena schlosser

    • @Iz_1107
      @Iz_1107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Best rolling paper I ever used

    • @creamysocksdad8301
      @creamysocksdad8301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@Iz_1107 Holy kush 😣

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @The Deathless Rolling paper is better and you don’t have to feel weird about smoking a Bible. I like weed and all, but that’s not for me.
      Speaking of churches though, what if you mixed incense with your pot before you smoked it? I know people do that with tobacco, but incense would give it that church smell

    • @igetsnipedalot7784
      @igetsnipedalot7784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Except instead of weed it's just lawn clippings

  • @kittensoundwave3480
    @kittensoundwave3480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +955

    "I didn't rape ya, I was bringing you back to god"
    "....y-yeah."
    Fucking hell dude. He needs to be arrested.

    • @roseystudio10
      @roseystudio10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Da actual fawk?!

    • @davechongle
      @davechongle ปีที่แล้ว

      i dont think he was equating rape with bringing her back to god. i dont want to be fair to this fool, but to be fair, i think he meant he was trying to bringher back to god, not trying to rape her.

    • @Idiotic_B_Purcell
      @Idiotic_B_Purcell 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      "oHO WOMEN CAN'T CONSENT DURR"
      I liked your comment because I don't agree with Duydle, but because I agree with you

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      This shit made me my brain 404.

  • @signalworks
    @signalworks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3997

    What I find interesting is how he's able to defy gravity by leaning more and more to the right every time he makes a noise

    • @feelsweird_dude
      @feelsweird_dude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You had 69 likes...
      I made it 70

    • @signalworks
      @signalworks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@feelsweird_dude well done

    • @bigsmoke1156
      @bigsmoke1156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He's actually Micheal Jackson

    • @rawindersingh8014
      @rawindersingh8014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Chill, he knows witches 🧙‍♀️ and wizards 🧙‍♂️!!! Don't get hexed 🤣 🤣 🤣!!!

    • @tomemeornottomeme1864
      @tomemeornottomeme1864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I went into fucking hysterics seeing this comment

  • @GodHasReturnedOnceMore
    @GodHasReturnedOnceMore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31779

    I can assure you, I do not associate with this man in any way

    • @loriellis4344
      @loriellis4344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2843

      Thanks God, very cool

    • @Blackleprechaun78
      @Blackleprechaun78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2077

      Hey God, can you please make Charlie
      The second coming of Jesus Christ?

    • @KFCGAMING55
      @KFCGAMING55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      Good

    • @swedsteve93
      @swedsteve93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +606

      @@Blackleprechaun78 I thought that's what he was?

    • @MineshaftSparky
      @MineshaftSparky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +769

      Give me my Dad back

  • @jasonhurd4379
    @jasonhurd4379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6330

    The wife sounds like one of those women who answers concerns about her abuse with remarks like 'I deserved it!' and 'I make him mad! It's my fault!'

    • @assaultedbysalt5041
      @assaultedbysalt5041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +774

      and that's just really sad tho, I hope she is ok

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      Poor girl

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +503

      The way he stands when he speaks to her is evident enough that he hits her. He leans over her and shouts “I wouldn’t try to rape you!”. Poor thing seems to have broken over the years of abuse. I feel so bad for her. At least we know one of them will go to Heaven though

    • @DKSpits
      @DKSpits 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@aaronlandry3934 if you study the christian religion then youd realize by their standards that man is holy and has done nothing wrong but protect his wife's soul.

    • @dylanallen6356
      @dylanallen6356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      @@DKSpits I mean the crowd didn't seem to be cheering

  • @BizVlogs
    @BizVlogs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1925

    “Religion isn’t as popular as it once was, and I attribute that to being in a post Rick and Morty society”
    - Frederick Nietzsche probably

    • @lucasstrople4767
      @lucasstrople4767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ha ha!
      Yeah, pOsT Rick and Morty.
      That’s when the decline of institutional religion began.
      Quite a historical grasp this TH-camr has.
      Nobody tell him about Dawkins or Hitchens or Russel or Darwin or Nietzsche or Freud or Epicurus or...
      Rick Sanchez, man.
      “Rip that band aid off, Summer.”
      Sheer revolutionary.

    • @Mrllama-ui5ke
      @Mrllama-ui5ke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@lucasstrople4767 I can’t tell if you’re being serious or not

    • @belland_dog8235
      @belland_dog8235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@lucasstrople4767 you are joking, right?

    • @Myth_or_Mystery76
      @Myth_or_Mystery76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because everyone acts like they’re geniuses, and that they know everything.

    • @w4tt58
      @w4tt58 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I attribute it to people realizing the majority of it is fear mongering and the bible was physically written by "IMPERFECT" human beings or Jesus disciples I mean one of them even sold him out.

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4854

    His voice makes me think his throat isn't moist enough.

    • @eugoth4285
      @eugoth4285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      I can't understand shit, he sounds like a zombie choking on a piece of chicken

    • @alexanderboychev7934
      @alexanderboychev7934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Must lubricate with some pp then

    • @gyrozeppeli3438
      @gyrozeppeli3438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      His voice should be on the moist meter it might solve the problem

    • @jaydannelson9679
      @jaydannelson9679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I swear your everywhere bro in every comment section.

    • @residentflamingo115
      @residentflamingo115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      But you know what is moist?
      Twitch.tv/moistcr1tikal

  • @jerrymartin7019
    @jerrymartin7019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3160

    "We don't get many smoothskins around here"
    -Doyle Davidson

    • @GooseAtron5000
      @GooseAtron5000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      At least you can understand what gouls say

    • @shaheen3953
      @shaheen3953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      New Vegas I see

    • @casp890
      @casp890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Fallout 4 you are a man of culture

    • @redmanrode8349
      @redmanrode8349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Fallout man, because it is in all voice acted fallout except for 4 and 76, which means new Vegas and 3, therefore to avoid aflame war over 'mah game bettah' that is how it should be said

    • @vannlo355
      @vannlo355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@casp890 No 3

  • @Leotaa_
    @Leotaa_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1429

    When they defend themselves from a crime no one accused them of, that's how you know they're guilty.

    • @Apple-mg6jr
      @Apple-mg6jr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Akira We have an edgy depressed weeb in the comment section above me

    • @littlefinger5812
      @littlefinger5812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      now its even...

    • @Leotaa_
      @Leotaa_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Akira Who hurt you?

    • @timewellspent8137
      @timewellspent8137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I'm not a rapist, but I agree

    • @racc5817
      @racc5817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Akira we got someone who doesn't understand a joke above me here

  • @Toersk1
    @Toersk1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +633

    When se says “right” at 5:14, it really sounds like she is holding back tears

    • @catdisc5304
      @catdisc5304 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yeah, kinda heartbreaking.

    • @kelseybrooks1428
      @kelseybrooks1428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      You were trying to run away from got BUT I WOULDN'T LET YOU. 🤮 You know he abuses her. And that's heart breaking. 😣🥺

    • @Notaffiliated64
      @Notaffiliated64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      God bless her heart.

    • @cv6442
      @cv6442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel like we need to send an evac team for her or something. 🥺

    • @SixteenTonesStudio
      @SixteenTonesStudio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They were trying to get away from him because he doesn't deserve respect, a fact with which he can't cope, so he compensates by making people subservient to his ego

  • @akiramakara2062
    @akiramakara2062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5478

    Jesus, that's his wife?! Honey, blink twice if you need to be rescued...

  • @mks-one
    @mks-one 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2528

    "I wasn't trying to r*pe you!"
    *takes a hostile step forwards*

    • @grilledleeks6514
      @grilledleeks6514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Rape isn't a curse word, dork.

    • @drapas
      @drapas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I mean, maybe he wasn't.
      But he sure as hell gonna do it now...

    • @mks-one
      @mks-one 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@grilledleeks6514 d*rk

    • @TruKave
      @TruKave 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      who the fuck would censor anything on the internet what are you 7

    • @guitarandgames1386
      @guitarandgames1386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@grilledleeks6514 he obviously meant rope lmao

  • @leowain4831
    @leowain4831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Wow that was actually vile
    "I wasn't raping you, you were trying to run from GOD and I wouldn't let you. Isn't that right? Now are you going to be more honest?"
    I'm not a huge fan of the death penalty but people just shouldn't be wasting oxygen anymore.

    • @shelby5809
      @shelby5809 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Let those trees catch a break

    • @Madoka_Raviel
      @Madoka_Raviel 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      His raping the trees

  • @alcerdemon9768
    @alcerdemon9768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1494

    He sounds like he has been completely dehydrated

    • @potatopotatoeOG
      @potatopotatoeOG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Lmao. Just a dusty old sack of skin and bones and a belly of greed

    • @eggrolltheillegal6201
      @eggrolltheillegal6201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dried egg.

    • @diagorasofmelos4345
      @diagorasofmelos4345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Minute soup.

    • @alcerdemon9768
      @alcerdemon9768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ComfortMsfit lmao true

    • @RoKer13
      @RoKer13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His moist meter is on E and probably has been considering his relations with his “wife”

  • @braxtonclark9546
    @braxtonclark9546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4597

    My therapist: "Doyle Davis isn't real, he can't hurt you."
    Doyle Davis: "yeh can' gi aweh frem muh sped, Yeh can't sqwerm aweh ferm meh"

    • @needlessoptions
      @needlessoptions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Fucking lmao

    • @Valuedawg
      @Valuedawg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I died laughing 😂

    • @ghristophermyers666
      @ghristophermyers666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmfao

    • @hotsauc3mcgee347
      @hotsauc3mcgee347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Braxton Clark thank you for putting this here. I genuinely couldn’t understand what he was saying there. He sounded like a chicken with a seed stuck in his throat so all I heard was “bah bukawkakawka speed. A-sqerm manja meh.”

    • @joelsjunk239
      @joelsjunk239 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doyle Davidson*

  • @LilithstJayne
    @LilithstJayne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1691

    i became afraid watching this. I half expected him to start beating her.

    • @jenica7838
      @jenica7838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How do you half expect something? Either you expect it or you don't.

    • @gabrielhorta6400
      @gabrielhorta6400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      @@jenica7838 mabey she doesnt firmly expect him to start beating his wife because hes on camera ?

    • @Soluscide
      @Soluscide 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Nah, he'd get winded after one or two swings. He already sounds worn out enough just from talking.

    • @Yournotawhat
      @Yournotawhat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Roman it’s a common turn of phrase you dimwit. Jesus fucking Christ have you ever read a book?

    • @GreenBlue8840
      @GreenBlue8840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@jenica7838 Are you slow or something?

  • @jaxx1360
    @jaxx1360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    I told my friend at school that I wasn't religious and they couldn't handle it so they kept telling me for the rest of the day that I can still be saved if I give my faith to God in the most aggresive way possible. Then after I said that another kid at my school accused me of trying to convince him that god wasn't real. I only said I didn't believe in god and that I'm not religious but that turned everyone against me. I understand not all christians are like this so don't get the idea that I'm saying that at all. I have another christian friend who didn't have a problem with it at all. I can accept religious people. What I can't accept is people who shove their religion in my face and won't accept the fact that I'm not religious.

    • @catdisc5304
      @catdisc5304 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I've met people like that from many religions. Most of them were christian and muslims, the two most common religions around here. The christians immediately went to scare tactics, told me that God will put me in hell for not believing in him, when I asked why I should worship some egocentric asshole who can't handle if someone doesn't blindly believe in him they didn't have anything to counter except that I'd definitely burn in hell for calling their precious god an egocetric asshole.
      My Muslim friends just were confused, told me that it made them sad that I couldn't see their gods beauty and were like "you'll find god sooner or later" and kept blabbing on and on and on about how god is this and god is that and not believing in god was the devil tryna trick me and shit like that. Less scare tactics, still equally as annoying.
      I don't try to convert anyone to atheism, heck if you wanna stay delusional and keep telling yourself that your imaginary friends exists, then go ahead, just leave me out of your teaparties pls

    • @aheartonfire7191
      @aheartonfire7191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@catdisc5304 I’m sorry they said that to you. They should have been patient with you brother. I believe in Christ because He gave us so much hope , He said He’s going to wipe all my tears away, He fixed my mistakes and I’m so greatful He loves me so much and was willing to work with me to change me and even died for me, He’s the only one who’s been able to love me and make things better now and In Heaven everything is going to be all right.

    • @iank472
      @iank472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@catdisc5304 just a heads up: claiming to not try and convert people to atheism and espousing a live and let live attitude followed by "If you want to stay delusional and keep telling yourself your imaginary friends are real" sends a pretty mixed message. I'm not religious but I respect other people enough not to attack them over what they want to believe.

    • @Frkyyyy
      @Frkyyyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@catdisc5304 I am a muslim , but not that big of one if you get what i mean.. I got multiple friends who are atheists and who im really close with too , and i never tried shoving my religion in their throats or anything , people who shove it in your face instead of just saying "I respect your beliefs" and moving on , are not that religious in the first place.

    • @ethandoyle4522
      @ethandoyle4522 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sorry about that dude, I myself am a Christian and have friends who aren’t, and someday I hope you and them will be Christians as well, but forcing someone to believe something or excluding them for not believing it doesn’t reflect Christianity or it’s values at all. It’s through being kind and loving and letting them make their own decisions through giving helpful information throughout the process and respecting them if they refuse it

  • @spencer6106
    @spencer6106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1703

    Charlie he said he's NOT a rapist. That's what everyone who isn't a rapist says

    • @GrandDawggy
      @GrandDawggy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Exactly that's a man right there that talks like hes never tried to put his penis where the shouldn't have been. 🤔 🤔

    • @jamaicanwoman9375
      @jamaicanwoman9375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Spencer Stobbe bro I would’ve said the opposite

    • @elegantemrys7384
      @elegantemrys7384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I’m NOT rich.

    • @YTDPROMISE
      @YTDPROMISE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @outeast "It's fine,don't worry,im your uncle"

    • @bachlava7
      @bachlava7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      by that logic most people are not what they say they are and are what they aren't, think about that for a second

  • @TheFreeman426
    @TheFreeman426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1439

    He literally sounds senile

    • @Mar3eline
      @Mar3eline 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think he is

    • @johndenzel1434
      @johndenzel1434 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank You thought the same.

    • @dancepiglover
      @dancepiglover 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or drunk

    • @belle369
      @belle369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He definitely is. He’s talking out of his ass like wtf

    • @bighit20100
      @bighit20100 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its bidens mirror 🤣

  • @AppleEatPear
    @AppleEatPear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +755

    Couldn’t even tell that was his wife until you said something. She seemed so genuinely uncomfortable around him that I thought she was just interviewing him or something. Just by the way she talks and the words she uses you can tell that that poor woman is in an abusive relationship

    • @pokeface119
      @pokeface119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I thought she was a staff member overseeing church expenses or something.

    • @FatOnAxis
      @FatOnAxis 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/-5c-r0iojeE/w-d-xo.html

    • @nobody7817
      @nobody7817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same... I didn't know either until he said it.

    • @housemouseshorts
      @housemouseshorts ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he was like WAAAAT WAAHAMMN WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT disturbing as hell.

  • @RoachDoggJr26
    @RoachDoggJr26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    5:14 The fear in that “Right...” holy shit it’s sad

  • @renegadetherapper
    @renegadetherapper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +859

    Wife: honey did you remember to pick up milk from the grocery store?
    Husband: *how dare you and your goblins accuse me of rape*

    • @R1ptide_Drag0n
      @R1ptide_Drag0n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yeah, what a filthy tortilla buying succubus.

    • @jacoreyspead4243
      @jacoreyspead4243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What's his name though??

    • @FatOnAxis
      @FatOnAxis 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/-5c-r0iojeE/w-d-xo.html

  • @UCapdo2lj2Av-r57nhYMZLyQ
    @UCapdo2lj2Av-r57nhYMZLyQ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4012

    Subtitles for Doyle:
    "You never knew me, but I was really active... No, you didn't, you've learned some things about me. You didn't know how athletic this body has been."
    "Why were you trying to squirm away from me? What? Come on, tell me the truth! Tell me!
    *grunts in exertion standing up*
    Don't you mess with me, woman. Why was you trying to squirm away from me? Come on! I wasn't trying to ███ you!"
    "All right. Make it plain! 'Cause the witches and the wizards (I assume pagan/satanist detractors) think that's what I am! Well, I'm not! Never have been! Alright?"
    "You were trying to run away from God! And I wouldn't let you run. Right?"
    "Now. Are you going to be more honest?"

    • @Raybro16
      @Raybro16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      With legs like those, a casual stroll is enough to get away from Davidson

    • @microwaav
      @microwaav 4 ปีที่แล้ว +353

      How you managed to understand him at all is beyond me.

    • @rongortler789
      @rongortler789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      thanks so much! I could barely understand a word.

    • @christianprieto5861
      @christianprieto5861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thanks

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Jesus, what a terrible man. Christ would be appalled by such a man

  • @jaichandra2644
    @jaichandra2644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +704

    Michael Jackson would have gotten away with his disguise, but he couldn’t stop himself from doing the infamous “tilt”...

  • @AnomalyINC
    @AnomalyINC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    I'm religious, but I tell you it gets hard sometimes. Not because of atheists or irreligious folks such as yourself, you lot are fine.
    But people like this man right here. He makes it hard, because no argument against my beliefs could ever be as damaging as a poor argument for them.
    I'd never wish someone harm, but I sure wish him some smarts.

    • @pepekovallin
      @pepekovallin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Same, I've been raised in a religious family and I love all the teaching my family gave me, but I can't stand how ignorant people can be, many times instead of giving a hand to help people the church and the one's that inhabit it are actually pointing everyone's mistakes, that's not how you attract people to your point of view, hell, that's not how god and Jesus spoke to the people, Jesus were humble, compassionate and cared for everyone, even the ones that society chooses to depict as not even human.
      The last time I came to a church the message was almost like "you're going to hell if you keep having depression", while the message was actually about not feeling sorry and making excuses to not be doing something (which is a great message), the guy started to talk about depressed people as if they wanted to be like this and were just too lazy to get the hang of their lives, and that's how you make a lot of young, and even older people that have depression to just give if they're already on the verge of giving up

    • @alexiswilson4186
      @alexiswilson4186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I wish him some jail time

    • @nobody7817
      @nobody7817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So very well put...I wished I had written that...

    • @Casanova_casey
      @Casanova_casey ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I respect the hell out of you man

    • @mrvespuccia.k.ameganite1747
      @mrvespuccia.k.ameganite1747 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well unfortunately there are bad people in the world who hide behind religion in order to justify their disgusting actions and use it as a shield when called out.

  • @nobetternickname
    @nobetternickname 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1922

    i feel so sorry for this woman 😢

    • @percule3052
      @percule3052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The Tribe bro..😐

    • @robin-hood.
      @robin-hood. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The Tribe bruh

    • @DidEA_Robya
      @DidEA_Robya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@NRELDN90

    • @minxywaters1767
      @minxywaters1767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@NRELDN90 if you knew anything about religion (especially Christianity) you'd know most women are brainwashed and pressured into these relationships

    • @DidEA_Robya
      @DidEA_Robya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Tribe Never said you have been you melon. Use your brain for once and re-read my comment dipshit

  • @mcnoodles3010
    @mcnoodles3010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    5:13 Omg that “right” from the wife sounded so defeated

    • @GuyNamedSean
      @GuyNamedSean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      She definitely had some flashbacks to terrifying abuse.

    • @theirtheyrethere7946
      @theirtheyrethere7946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      it felt like she was holding in her tears

    • @gdbalck
      @gdbalck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      That poor woman

    • @Nemesis9K
      @Nemesis9K 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      So cringe, in a way so heartbreaking it should be fucking illegal

    • @WHOMP-wv2qs
      @WHOMP-wv2qs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I felt so bad I didnt know someone could sound like their in so much pain

  • @firstnamelastname7244
    @firstnamelastname7244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    "God gave you to me as my wife, you will be delivered, and you will come home."
    -Doyle Davidson, an already married man, to an ex-member of his church

    • @Kibaoftheleaves
      @Kibaoftheleaves 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      A legitimately horrifying thing to hear anyone say.

    • @mikeexits
      @mikeexits 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Just like all the religious people who think animals are non-sentient beings put here purely for us to use. Disgusting and narcissistic perspectives. Religion's cool, extremists and non-empathetic people aren't.

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sounds like Mohammad oml gross

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And Joseph Smith

    • @SomeYouTubeTraveler
      @SomeYouTubeTraveler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sounds like every Mormon ever.

  • @Snak-Pak
    @Snak-Pak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    don't you dare disrespect ever again this. it hurts me deeply that you would slander the name of Banjo Kazooie by comparing it to Doyle. Banjo Kazooie deserves better

    • @lrd_bmbrdr
      @lrd_bmbrdr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah this is totally unacceptable and I will not stand by it

    • @ethandoyle4522
      @ethandoyle4522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love this comment 😂

  • @aleksap5459
    @aleksap5459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +704

    2:50 - This whole exchange reminded me of the moments I have as a nurse with volatile elderly patients who aren't too with it; you just have to laugh and go along with what they're saying and don't make them angry. Sometimes, though, just entering the room can set them off.
    I'd hate to deal with this guy. I feel so sorry for her.

    • @thescrimble
      @thescrimble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      That's exactly what I was thinking, I just couldn't find the right words

    • @balintvasvari7573
      @balintvasvari7573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      True but I always wonder are those volatile elderly patients earn a lot, too? When are _they_ invited to appear on television to guide the thoughts of people🙉

    • @JP-lw4ci
      @JP-lw4ci ปีที่แล้ว

      They treat my nurses like that and they spend some quality time alone that day sometimes two. Simple as that. They tend to learn quick not to abuse the people who are keeping them alive even if they got away with it for the last 70+ years. The ones that are just shitty people not dementia patients or anything like that.

  • @LikaLaruku
    @LikaLaruku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    Preacher man's not even looking at his wife. He is clearly having a conversation with the cornucopia on the table.

    • @bobafute1621
      @bobafute1621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dead😂😂😥

    • @ryadh456
      @ryadh456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahaha

    • @EdwinGarcia0228
      @EdwinGarcia0228 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Might as well stuff his wife in the cornucopia

    • @sullycook556
      @sullycook556 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@EdwinGarcia0228 I feel like he might if she answers wrong

  • @cossy85
    @cossy85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    I’ve known marriages like this. Very sad for the wife.

    • @lilyflowerduckies24
      @lilyflowerduckies24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh they got divorced, she’s his caretaker now

    • @cossy85
      @cossy85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@lilyflowerduckies24 Her heart is too big for her body…. He doesn’t deserve a caretaker the way he treated her.. I’ve seen women turn into hollow shells because of shit stains like him..

    • @snooganslestat2030
      @snooganslestat2030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He should have a trip down the stairs.

    • @Frkyyyy
      @Frkyyyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@snooganslestat2030 on God , fr.

    • @tiapina7048
      @tiapina7048 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@lilyflowerduckies24 the same woman who ones was his wife now is his caretaker? Did I get this right?

  • @michaelmilian4336
    @michaelmilian4336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    “You were trying to run away from God, and I wouldn’t let you run-right?”
    “Right” 5:13
    (Her voice cracks so much right here. You can literally hear her pain)

  • @britann9539
    @britann9539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +834

    This is dementia
    He forgets where he even is obviously. She read something and thought she was talking to him.

    • @michaelmcqueeferton6911
      @michaelmcqueeferton6911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Brit Ann I agree

    • @its8oclock543
      @its8oclock543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      True and its incredibly sad. My grandma got into Trouble with many people Just because she was sick without knowing it.

    • @JessicaRVA
      @JessicaRVA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it's8oclock 🙁😢😢

    • @cyber1ifeconnor
      @cyber1ifeconnor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      so him admiting that he raped his wife is dementia? and yea he did admit it he said "i didnt rape ya" then said "i just wasnt letin ya get away from god"... demntias no excuse for this old crone

    • @BeachLookingGuy
      @BeachLookingGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@cyber1ifeconnor i dont think anyone is excusing him.

  • @artistictutorials3246
    @artistictutorials3246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +861

    I really love how in your videos you:
    1. Get straight to the point
    2. Never ask for likes and subscribes
    3. Don’t insert ads
    4. Don’t do anything extra at the end.
    Love the videos, keep up the great work!

    • @tirth5405
      @tirth5405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *inserts twitch*

    • @MrAlwaysRight
      @MrAlwaysRight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tirth5405 not even the same

    • @vapingcat691
      @vapingcat691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@tirth5405 but he dors it in a way that doesnt interrupt the flow of the video or annoy everyone

    • @-aa6991
      @-aa6991 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Theres an ad at the end of this video tf

    • @artistictutorials3246
      @artistictutorials3246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Joe Rogan has smoll PP that’s not really inserting ads because it doesn’t interrupt the video. At the point that you’re watching the ad, you can begin the next video and it won’t affect your viewing. If you watch it, it means you are choosing to watch it, either to give him a bit of support or another reason

  • @Officer.K.
    @Officer.K. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    It’s been prophesied that Charlie will slaughter the Anti-Christ using his Fleshlight Sword.

    • @beefricebadger2033
      @beefricebadger2033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Then he would become... the Antichrist

    • @Weareonenation303
      @Weareonenation303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Charlie would curse everyone who liked the season finale of Game of Thrones.

    • @pollf100
      @pollf100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bro,
      its a flail "charlies fleshflail"

    • @lilweez2175
      @lilweez2175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He claims to have left religion but he resembles Jesus.

    • @Gio90210.
      @Gio90210. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Al like a flashlight doom guy

  • @jasonwang3303
    @jasonwang3303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    When I was in a high school in UK, I met plenty of fathers who are wholesome and cool, extremely religious but also open minded at the same time. There was one particular father who were at his 70, he was like blessed by god. Participated the senior country run event (which was 7km) still fit to this day. He taught my Christian theology lesson and there was one time he came in late because he was ‘arguing’ with Pope Francis about the new version of bible. What a legend

  • @mostnormalperson7102
    @mostnormalperson7102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1719

    “I’m not religious” says the guy who looks like someone bought Jesus on wish

    • @seba.4926
      @seba.4926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      you fool jesus was cosplaying charlie

    • @thebowler5506
      @thebowler5506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      He looks like if Jesus got bit by a radioactive art student

    • @jismonjmathew6437
      @jismonjmathew6437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Jesus like ? Jesus have no anyway to been a white guy with long nose .

    • @ty66n
      @ty66n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thebowler5506 😭

    • @Sir_Gugharde_Wuglis
      @Sir_Gugharde_Wuglis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh, I though he looked like Kylo Ren

  • @smoke1forthedeadhomies837
    @smoke1forthedeadhomies837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +946

    He looks like cotton From king of the hill lmao

    • @isiahrodriguez64
      @isiahrodriguez64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Cotton was a far more respectable person

    • @modernhippie42
      @modernhippie42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He’s earned the right to act this way, he did give his shins for us after all

    • @KingGodzilla0
      @KingGodzilla0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      This man didn’t kill fiddy men

    • @ZERO_O7X
      @ZERO_O7X 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Holy hell he does! 🤣

    • @florianweiss7442
      @florianweiss7442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I actually had to laugh out loud at this. Thank you

  • @Major003
    @Major003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    "His clothes are _significantly_ bigger than he is." Up until that point, I just thought the original video was squished. No wonder none of the picture looked right.

    • @greendemon905
      @greendemon905 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought the same thing. He looks like the squished keanu Reeves meme.

  • @josegadon203
    @josegadon203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    **gargle gargle** bwa buryw hdbwa **gargle gargle**
    That's what I heard the entire time

    • @minam.658
      @minam.658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I also heard another gargle you missed.

  • @beaverdystopia5945
    @beaverdystopia5945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    This is the most uncomfortable video I have ever watched

  • @TDogTWoo
    @TDogTWoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    I would’ve never guessed that was his wife. Their conversation seems so awkward.

  • @luka8109
    @luka8109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    The way her voice shook at 5:14 makes it look like those accusations he's been making on himself are true

    • @curlyemmm1232
      @curlyemmm1232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Luka that’s genuinely horrible.

    • @StalwartMH
      @StalwartMH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      3:20 Just the way she tenses up slightly when he raises his voice too.

  • @rachelt.1399
    @rachelt.1399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    No wonder he's drowning in his clothes, the normal size of his clothes couldn't handle the speed this man moves at. They'd rip to SHREDS

  • @lucianraphael9527
    @lucianraphael9527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    Jesus warned of charlatans like this

    • @PossibleTango
      @PossibleTango 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      U mean charlietans?

    • @luperci6836
      @luperci6836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Thank you Mr. Joker man

    • @BarryMckockinah
      @BarryMckockinah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      lmao that's actually true!

    • @G0die16
      @G0die16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      If by Jesus You mean Charlie then yes

    • @kimyonasqd8690
      @kimyonasqd8690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@G0die16 man Charlie was around in Bible times? Wow he's really old

  • @FirstNameLastName-xs9nx
    @FirstNameLastName-xs9nx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    its insane to actually witness somebody acting like this. I hear stories but damn, shit is weird. Like he really said witches and wizards....

  • @jokebox1332
    @jokebox1332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    I thought he was Just a normal cringe he old dude until he said “ eyeh hwasnt trynaa hrape yew@

  • @GlassesnMouthplates
    @GlassesnMouthplates 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    I feel like wanting to drag his chair away the moment he gets back to his seat and watch him screaming in pain as he shatter his hips.

    • @rkt6240
      @rkt6240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Thank you for this comment

    • @danielmaster8776
      @danielmaster8776 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rkt6240 Y'all are messed up.

    • @rkt6240
      @rkt6240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@danielmaster8776 So is the dude in the video.

    • @sebastianriz4703
      @sebastianriz4703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@danielmaster8776 is it not justified to wish pain on an man who has clearly abused his wife for presumably years?

    • @danielmaster8776
      @danielmaster8776 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sebastianriz4703 Someone who has wronged someone else, whether they go to Heaven or to Hell, will eventually realize the weight of what they've done. And that's enough consolation for me. If he's deserving of death, let it be quick and be done with. You don't need to become a monster just to destroy one.

  • @AzusaNym
    @AzusaNym 4 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    Doyle Davidson looks like Hank's father from King of the Hill.

  • @HamzaElkhatib
    @HamzaElkhatib 4 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    I can’t make out a single word he says

    • @boochie-yj7un
      @boochie-yj7un 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He speaks Texan

    • @HumanPerson_final
      @HumanPerson_final 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      His incoherent speech and the nonsensical argument he’s apparently having make me wonder if he’s not in some early stage of dementia.

    • @ihateyoutubehandlesxX
      @ihateyoutubehandlesxX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's because you're a heathen who has turnt away from GOD!

    • @MCENTRAL8G
      @MCENTRAL8G 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me neither I can't understand 3 consecutive words

  • @LilyAvarA
    @LilyAvarA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    That man is one of the few people I’m actually terrified of. And I don’t say that lightly
    This is only magnified when you consider I was raised from birth in a Christian cult

    • @cosmicmuffin322
      @cosmicmuffin322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      No kidding. Me too. I can imagine the utter terror she feels. And watching her laugh along with his jokes is like watching a hostage perform at gunpoint. Sickening. And even worse when you consider none of the people watching will help her because they're all brainwashed.

    • @cros2069
      @cros2069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@GlitchedRebellion The cult called Christianity

    • @lilyflowerduckies24
      @lilyflowerduckies24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cosmicmuffin322 my parents go to this church and I wish I could…

    • @cros2069
      @cros2069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@GlitchedRebellion I'm putting this at the top because I doubt you are going to read the rest. You don't have to ask someone to get a reply on the internet and the person you asked literally said "Christian cult" but you still felt the need to ask "Which cult?"
      First of all, you guys piss me off just as much. You are the reason why any criticism to christianity flies over heads as they say for the thousandth time, "But those arent real Christians"
      I'm glad you had a great experience with christians. I really am happy for you. I know there are many great christians because I'm friends with some, some have raised me, I even watch the content of some like 'God is grey' but many more hold harmful beliefs.
      Your good experience with Christians doesn't invalidate the many horrible experiences many other, myself included have felt. Im not going to air all my trama out for some random person on the internet that thinks they are so much more open since they try to play both sides. I was raised inside a Christian household and I live on an island where the most prominent belief is Christianity. My school forced me to pray and participate in their devotions every morning. My mother went through my phone every time she got a chance and when she saw me talking to someone about being atheist she beat me relentlessly, forced me to go to some pastor and talk to him for hours and then baptized me against my wishes.
      I asked to go to a therapist and my mother made she I went to one of her christian friends and you can guess how biased or unbiased she was. I am not going to get a child because of the trama I went through and the looming fear that I'm going to cause the same pain if I have a child.
      I'm aware of the good Christian's but I'm also aware of the gay people before me that were killed by Christians. I'm aware of the many innocent women that were killed during the witch trials. Not to forget all the present day misogyny, racism, homophobia, child abuse, and more that comes from the church.
      Your comment "As a person that's seen actual cults and people traumatized by the experience-" Minimizes the actual damage cause by christianity and invalidates the actual victims of this.
      I can go on but all of this will fly over you head won't it?

    • @eldritchpumpkinghost2968
      @eldritchpumpkinghost2968 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GlitchedRebellion it really depends on the church. A good chunk are full of religious lunatics but a good chunk are also full a good people that believe it as a result of family and societal tradition. America is really weird when it comes to different denominations of Christianity. In my area it’s pretty chill.
      The cult like one just have the loudest voices. Which is a shame since bad apples bunches shouldn’t spoil the orchard.

  • @JUNNMLLN
    @JUNNMLLN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Raised up in church from elementary through high school; learned polytheistic Romans adopted Christianity, learned about the crusades, how Eastern churches (before Martin Luther) tried literally selling forgiveness of sin, and I haven't felt the same about religion since.
    I really understand those whom say they're spiritual, but not religious.

  • @steazfactor3637
    @steazfactor3637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    I can’t even understand him lmao

    • @papejr.2509
      @papejr.2509 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He may of had a stroke, my uncle had one and sounds just like him

    • @norwegianboyee
      @norwegianboyee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I couldn't decipher a single word he said, but the real question is. Do i even want to?

    • @WasteOfSpaceXIII
      @WasteOfSpaceXIII 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Angry boomhauer lmao

  • @singho23
    @singho23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    I’m an agnostic (neither don’t or do believe in god but believe we can never truly know if god exists) but I always respect people’s religion except for these people who justify immoral actions using religion (God said kill people, God said go on crusade, God said to pay me). respect Charlie

    • @limecrewmate527
      @limecrewmate527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Right

    • @psychologykitten0
      @psychologykitten0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Feck those kind of people ruin the picture of relegion . you dont have to be retarded to believe in god and u don't have to be smart to be atheist . Iq doesn't involve relegion . And yes i agree god can never be proven either in a positive or a negative manner that's why it's belief and though i'm muslim i don't speak for islam that's my personal opinion and i think no one is supposed to represent a relegion ever.

    • @connormccarthy8442
      @connormccarthy8442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@psychologykitten0 well said.

    • @ufg1510
      @ufg1510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ''is not rape, is god's will, even if nobady mention it''

    • @singho23
      @singho23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ufg1510 crazy

  • @Ramash440
    @Ramash440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    "I'm not religious but I used to be when I was younger" - Jesus Christ in this video

    • @nottill_4
      @nottill_4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Even the jesus christ that lost his kids recently isnt religious. All of the jesus's are turning on themselves

    • @chrisgill4888
      @chrisgill4888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nottill_4 it's almost like that Jesus was raised in a literal cult and was shunned and hated by his family after he left?

    • @sharkodile22
      @sharkodile22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Imagine Jesus descending from on high, the long awaited second coming... only to slip on a fedora and say "So yeah, after being enlightened by my own intelligence and watching Rick & Morty, I don't believe in my dad."

    • @nottill_4
      @nottill_4 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chrisgill4888 I know that lmao I'm not saying hes wrong for not being religious I'm just saying that none of the jesus's are religious and i found it funny

    • @rationxl2922
      @rationxl2922 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chrisgill4888 What are you guys saying about Jesus? like what does it have to do with this video.

  • @empurata7894
    @empurata7894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    This is genuinely pretty disturbing. I feel bad for her.

  • @ewgrosscoconut9447
    @ewgrosscoconut9447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    This is why i plan to become a forest witch with my wife and our cats in our cottage

    • @Etherisabove
      @Etherisabove 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Literally same

    • @i.m.belter9100
      @i.m.belter9100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      mood

    • @ulfrtheblind1225
      @ulfrtheblind1225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      *Wizard, unless you're a woman in which case "witch" is appropriate. Or were you planning on merging into a singular being with your wife and cats? If so, that's not nature-craft; that's
      Wurtheýn-spoll
      (Wayward-spells or space manipulation). It requires an entirely different set of personality traits accustomed to being a *pair* of shoes or a President for 8 years. Good luck to you, your wife and your cats and may the seasons be generous and the weather be kind to your crafting.

    • @ewgrosscoconut9447
      @ewgrosscoconut9447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@ulfrtheblind1225 many thanks bud bud

    • @leone659
      @leone659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@ulfrtheblind1225 actually Wizard wasnt always male and Witch wasnt always female. Harry Potter just fucked everyone up.

  • @imgrvy
    @imgrvy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    he sounds like he smokes a pack every hour

    • @BraxtonKovary
      @BraxtonKovary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I mean, if that were the case, we'd be seeing a world record smoker here.

    • @FooPanda
      @FooPanda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BraxtonKovary The greatest chainsmoking of all time

    • @TheRealSplexy
      @TheRealSplexy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Jacob Harvath like the one u dont have

    • @PinkBunnyCorporation
      @PinkBunnyCorporation 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He just leans over a coal plant smoke stack.

    • @dreamybullx1
      @dreamybullx1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jacob Harvath What a fucking original insult

  • @LLuckyy
    @LLuckyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    “Donald Duck with Bronchitis”
    Dude I almost choked

    • @ballindeet1877
      @ballindeet1877 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's so fucking accurate lol.

    • @willytnairn3342
      @willytnairn3342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So did Doyle Davidson.

    • @blobodep6251
      @blobodep6251 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      BRO I WAS SURPRISED NO ONE WAS TALKING ABOUT THAT COMMENT. I WAS DYING FROM LAUGHTER FROM HOW ACCURATE IT IS

  • @zacktheslayer6564
    @zacktheslayer6564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I'm a believer and follower of God, but I 100 percent agree with you on the fact that it's quite annoying to deal with people who take peoples money from their donations and tithes, and do personal things with it. The money should be used to better the community (not just the church, but everything around us) and go towards helping others, not getting some self righteous "Christian" high on the love for God everyone has but him. Keep in mind that tithes doesn't need to go to the church, it needs to go where God wants it to go. You could personally donate the money if you feel that God wants you to, but whats important is that it's what God would want you to do. It's a shame what people consider being a Christian to be these days.

    • @applejuice9468
      @applejuice9468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Keep the faith love u

    • @thatoneguy1299
      @thatoneguy1299 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amen brother we just gotta keep moving forward.

    • @howdyyall2545
      @howdyyall2545 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Great comment but the follower of God part made me think you were about to check in to a heavenly live stream lmao

    • @zacktheslayer6564
      @zacktheslayer6564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@howdyyall2545lmfao

  • @seanalexandre5299
    @seanalexandre5299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Damn. Let this be a lesson to all. When the dementia patient escapes the home, don't give them whiskey.

  • @TheWalkingDavid
    @TheWalkingDavid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    The Christian version of “between two ferns”...

    • @Trollingstons
      @Trollingstons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahahahahahaha

    • @estradiolvalerate8925
      @estradiolvalerate8925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "How can i reach you?
      Email?" - Zakk gallyfucknuts

    • @Death...
      @Death... 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Between 2 Ficuses" 😂😂😂

    • @Death...
      @Death... 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Between 2 Ficuses" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @guy9876
      @guy9876 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anti-zach galifianakis has been located, quarantine currently underway

  • @pepperinho
    @pepperinho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    After crabs have molted, when they have a new, malleable exoskeleton, they puff up the exoskeleton with air to grow it in size, and when it hardens they appear much bigger with large air pockets trapped it under their shells.
    I think we all know what this man is.... crab people crab people

    • @myboy732
      @myboy732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You unlocked a long forgotten memory and I don't know if I like it😂

    • @i.i.iiii.i.i
      @i.i.iiii.i.i 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...crap people, you meant crap people.

    • @Sand-Walker13
      @Sand-Walker13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Look like crab! Talk like people!

  • @tasmaniandevil120
    @tasmaniandevil120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I respect that you aren't religious but still try to show us respect mad respect bro 💯

    • @mr.houston5601
      @mr.houston5601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If your talking of charlie then he said he has respect for religious people, not the people like the David guy. If your talking of other people that hate religion then I agree with you

    • @danielmaster8776
      @danielmaster8776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Remember, religions worship dead people. Christianity is not a religion, because it's actually a relationship with a living God.

    • @corners3755
      @corners3755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@danielmaster8776 Ok, can i have the address to this "living" god? Id like to have a chat. That is what you mean by living right?

    • @danielmaster8776
      @danielmaster8776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@corners3755 His address is Heaven. You're not gonna get there until he calls you home (you pass away). But you can still talk to him through prayer or worship. You may hear his voice and you may not. He speaks in different ways to different believers.

    • @corners3755
      @corners3755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@danielmaster8776 So you cant prove to non believers hes living flesh and blood? That's the thing about religion. Always talking in ways so you cant prove them right or wrong. In the past you were forced to convertor or die or get indoctrinated at a young age . That's why so many suffering in the modern world have turned their backs to religion. Telling people to pray and you might get lucky is not something many people want to rely on when their lives are on the line.
      People can worship any religion they want, but religion doesn't work as well when you cant force it on people at a young age or by the sword

  • @getsurasengan
    @getsurasengan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    4:58 is literally a piece of art. We thank you charlie, for your beautiful wordplay

  • @zanemob1429
    @zanemob1429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    I can't understand what he's saying...

    • @18GoodTimE
      @18GoodTimE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Someome posted a "translation in the comments. Really needed it

    • @a_green_cat
      @a_green_cat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't worry, no one can

    • @wirg_
      @wirg_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I cant either.

    • @KenMabie
      @KenMabie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      well we all know he wasnt trying to rape us ..

    • @bodariousbruh4549
      @bodariousbruh4549 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's actually pretty easy to understand.

  • @MrBahafire
    @MrBahafire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    2:52 charlie’s metal screaming reveal

    • @meowmaximum2838
      @meowmaximum2838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Incel Incinerator. Thats his metal band.

  • @babaganoush6392
    @babaganoush6392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This genuinely is the hardest to watch video I have ever landed my eyes on

  • @thereaIjesuschrist
    @thereaIjesuschrist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +748

    It’ll be cool later when it’s just called “Catholic Mythology”

    • @exquisitecorpse__
      @exquisitecorpse__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Thanks Jesus

    • @antthegord9411
      @antthegord9411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I like it. same for when secular religions will be referred to like that too. "communist mythology" LOL. some day, dear Jesus. Some Day. :)

    • @wavestbird2461
      @wavestbird2461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No.

    • @christopherclark705
      @christopherclark705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@antthegord9411 communism isn't a religion

    • @tf2engineer
      @tf2engineer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The Word of God has weathered 2000 years, and many more counting the Jewish faith

  • @dumbumbumbum8649
    @dumbumbumbum8649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    5:14 that is the voice of a woman who’s been abused

  • @Zenturio331
    @Zenturio331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    No one:
    Doyle: I am not a rapist

    • @an_annoying_cat
      @an_annoying_cat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This meme has been dead for over 6 months

    • @투루-l3e
      @투루-l3e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no one: no one: no one: no one: no body: no : somebody: some one: no some: some no: not god: even not: not even god: no one some: no body someone

  • @martybreeden6116
    @martybreeden6116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As a Police Officer, I went CODE BLUE twice in July 17, 2015 and I can assure you my friend...there is life after life. Love your channel!

    • @smokeyjoe291
      @smokeyjoe291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      code blue?

    • @martybreeden6116
      @martybreeden6116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@smokeyjoe291 yes, I went into acute respiratory failure and died

    • @smokeyjoe291
      @smokeyjoe291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@martybreeden6116 i’m glad you made it back

    • @minam.658
      @minam.658 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@smokeyjoe291 You're so supportive ;-)

  • @unwanted_zombie
    @unwanted_zombie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Growing up catholic kinda killed being super religious for me.

    • @utah133
      @utah133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As did growing up Mormon did for me.

    • @unwanted_zombie
      @unwanted_zombie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@utah133 somthing about overly aggressive religious views over common sense. Who would've thought we'd stay away? Haha

    • @justindixon4564
      @justindixon4564 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same for me untill i had a major crisis and actually was seeking God and reading the bible. Thats when things changed and the holy spirit made himself known to me. Now christianity is exciting. The catholic church is just religion.

  • @alankelly357
    @alankelly357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    His voice sounds like that point when Gordon Ramsay is so mad he can barely talk. “It’s fucken RAW.”

  • @skeezie6855
    @skeezie6855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    2:52 best death metal vocals of all time

  • @TS-uu4hp
    @TS-uu4hp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    as someone who has a family member with dementia and Alzheimer's, I can assure you this man is suffering from it. My grandmother was the kindest soul her whole life, no swear words, never drank, donated her time and money, until she wasn't. She's a completely different human being now and talks very similar to this guy. I hope he gets help because he appears to be a danger to not only himself, but his wife.

    • @bigboineptune9567
      @bigboineptune9567 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That clip is over 10 years old, so I don’t think it’s Alzheimers. If it is, it would have to be an extremely slowly progressing case.

    • @Peabody388
      @Peabody388 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bigboineptune9567 He was prolly developing dementia then.

    • @FatFrogChonk
      @FatFrogChonk ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Peabody388 Or he's just an evil POS? Why are we making excuses here? Look at how he's acted for years. This is a classic case of being an abusive asshole.

  • @BuxOfficial
    @BuxOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    This is amazing. Jesus is criticizing preachers. Never thought I'd see this.

    • @whydowelaugh9901
      @whydowelaugh9901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Drinker_Of_ Milk oh shit! Ok

    • @BuxOfficial
      @BuxOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Drinker_Of_ Milk shush you religious sheep! Ill have you know that im a moderator on r/atheism and have burned 666 bibles.

    • @Sumehvu
      @Sumehvu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      BuxOfficial 🧐🧐🧐

    • @baz2062
      @baz2062 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      again?

  • @raiden6428
    @raiden6428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Charlie roasted this dude so bad that hell would feel like a freezer to him now.

  • @gregfeelynegsyourfavoriteverse
    @gregfeelynegsyourfavoriteverse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Charlie looks like the reincarnation of Jesus Christ.

    • @holysayingsofrobin4055
      @holysayingsofrobin4055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tokyo Thrasherグール He tried to run away from Christ, but Doyle wouldn’t let Charlie run.

    • @bqpahdoesstuff5123
      @bqpahdoesstuff5123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@holysayingsofrobin4055 But now, charlie must face him, and later on, succeed against Doyle, turning charlie into the new Jesus christ.

    • @MesoMania
      @MesoMania 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tokyo Thrasherグール but acts the opposite lol

    • @WellBeSerious12
      @WellBeSerious12 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not "Jesus Christ". It's Esho something, noone knows.

    • @rlbaase3
      @rlbaase3 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bqpahdoesstuff5123 I'd watch an animation of that

  • @absolutesandman9525
    @absolutesandman9525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    She finally got tired of submitting to the old bastard and found somebody younger and a hell of a lot saner lol

    • @danielmaster8776
      @danielmaster8776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      When the Bible says "Wives, submit to your husbands." that doesn't mean that the husband should lord over her like he did.

  • @merkfoolsallday
    @merkfoolsallday 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    “He just tore a hole through the space time continuum with that blistering speed” hahahaha I died

  • @blakelindemann8672
    @blakelindemann8672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Why is Jesus telling me religion isn’t popular.

    • @Raccon_Detective.
      @Raccon_Detective. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@enderviper9476
      And not killing anyone that does not believe in god.

    • @deathbydeviceable
      @deathbydeviceable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Raccon_Detective. You islamaphobe

    • @thebowler5506
      @thebowler5506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey I'm going to the store, want anything?

    • @yves_23
      @yves_23 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Raccon_Detective. *Sad accepting Christian noises*

  • @TriumVee
    @TriumVee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    1:00 what an extreme Michael Jackson lean angle

  • @KyleBoise
    @KyleBoise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I definitely thought he was a rapist when she said she tried to squirm away though lol. I don't know who would like to have that insinuated about them on live TV. That being said he is clearly everything wrong with TV preachers.

  • @sweetdippingsauce857
    @sweetdippingsauce857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The fact that he feels the need to stand over her condescendingly like he’s scolding a 5-year-old for bringing a peanut butter sandwich to school to defend himself makes it all the more disgusting 😑

  • @eddington111
    @eddington111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    is it just me or does this look like an atrocious between two ferns episode

    • @thejericho
      @thejericho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh God it definitely does. unfortunately this one isnt satire xddd

  • @thecrustyonion5935
    @thecrustyonion5935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    2:51 the new cannibal corpse album sounds pretty good

  • @boryslavw2504
    @boryslavw2504 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I am part of wizard and witches coalition. I can confirm we are running a propoganda campaign to tarnish his character and frame him as a rapist.

  • @yoBigWave
    @yoBigWave 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Sad that these people get a position of leadership or power