God Warrior

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  • This is the greatest warrior of God of All Time

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  • @jordan2927
    @jordan2927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6804

    Barry didn't want to marry the "God warrior" he just got caught in her orbit.
    Poor guy.

    • @tuckera6273
      @tuckera6273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      Let's pray for barry 🙏

    • @hexzora6722
      @hexzora6722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      damn

    • @vexium8127
      @vexium8127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Nice one haven't heard that fat joke in years 😂

    • @tonyl3012
      @tonyl3012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Just constantly rotating lol helplessly

    • @CarloGoiff666
      @CarloGoiff666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      God, Jesus, whatever you get the point.

  • @pantlessninja4696
    @pantlessninja4696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4678

    "It just sounds like more of wife swap"
    *She is not a CHRISTIAN HAA!*
    "Nevermind, this looks pretty good".

  • @stuflu8380
    @stuflu8380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5744

    I love how quick Charlie goes from making fun of Barry to just feeling bad for him

    • @ripperfisher182250
      @ripperfisher182250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +344

      I mean it's hard not too. He's a nice guy, who cleans his house/yard, cooks and seems really down to earth. But on the other hand he has a fucked up crazy wife who's lazy as fuck.. idk I'm feeling it too.

    • @samanthaclaremejia7975
      @samanthaclaremejia7975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      LappyTyde ikr, all of us are just falling in love with Barry at this point

    • @someonesomeone25
      @someonesomeone25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      He needs an intervention. Someone kidnap him, put him in therapy. Imagine his PTSD.

    • @alfy01
      @alfy01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      When Charlie starts feeling bad for someone...
      This is when you know that person is a special one.

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yeah because Barry deserves better.

  • @alexvv7162
    @alexvv7162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6002

    Kinda ironic for her to be a god warrior when she has 3 capital sins, gluttony, pride and wrath.

    • @lefftee9721
      @lefftee9721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +373

      She is the final boss of the upcoming se7en video game

    • @traskforge
      @traskforge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +284

      Those are, like, the worst ones too. like lust, envy, sloth, and greed are at least bearable to be around

    • @gratzbye8758
      @gratzbye8758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      She also freaked out over the pentagram which is a holy symbol. It represents jesus on the cross. The upside down pentagram, similar to the upside down cross, is satanic because it points to hell. Ofc assigning such significant symbolism to objects that you idolize them is questionable but she can't even get her own symbols straight

    • @dumb445
      @dumb445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      She is in a different sect of the cult known as "Bible belt holy roller"

    • @adolfstalin7743
      @adolfstalin7743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@gratzbye8758 isn't it actually the star of David?

  • @thadiunokona8611
    @thadiunokona8611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8700

    I like how they slowly cut Barry out because he was to nice to be on a drama show

    • @Logan-qz1wt
      @Logan-qz1wt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +584

      Only the bad stuff gets put there because the good doesn't get views and money

    • @ariat3381
      @ariat3381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      @@Logan-qz1wt duh

    • @liamwalton4183
      @liamwalton4183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      @@Logan-qz1wt Thanks so much for the enlightenment. You've completely changed my views on the world of media

    • @scamin441
      @scamin441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@liamwalton4183 i think we can all agree Barry is really Jesus in disguise

    • @HolyHunterOfGold
      @HolyHunterOfGold 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      I feel sorry for Barry, he gotta deal with her, and get cut out, media panders to the people that enjoy suffering and delusions, which is most of humanity unfortunately, luckily there are places where someone can gather good minded people that still knows how to joke etc, but wants the good shit
      WE WANT BARRY
      WE WANT BARRY
      WE WANT BARRY

  • @stormyprawn
    @stormyprawn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4425

    "if you don't do exactly what I do that bothers me"
    - Hitler, probably at some point

    • @Nico-qs5dy
      @Nico-qs5dy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      I don’t think even Hitler was that entitled.

    • @nicholasperez8479
      @nicholasperez8479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      XD

    • @Aloha_SnackBar
      @Aloha_SnackBar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nice profile picture 👍

    • @nickcariglio8228
      @nickcariglio8228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm just imagining your profile picture saying that and it's cracking my shit up🤣

    • @har0her059
      @har0her059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Let’s just point out that’s she said “god died on the cross” like I may not be religious but something doesn’t sound right with this god warrior

  • @shinime8885
    @shinime8885 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8902

    Crazy lady: *claims to be god's warrior*
    Also crazy lady: *is the embodiment of sloth, gluttony and wrath, 3 out of 7 deadly sins*

    • @welldoitlive8769
      @welldoitlive8769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1116

      The big thing is that she doesn’t even love others, the most important of the Commands according to Jesus

    • @klg9549
      @klg9549 5 ปีที่แล้ว +683

      I was gonna say that she also straight-up looks like a cartoon depiction of a witch

    • @Tinii
      @Tinii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +531

      @@welldoitlive8769 yeah I was thinking the same thing. So wouldn't she be exhibiting pride as well because anyone who Isn't catholic is inferior to her ?

    • @kiaydemir
      @kiaydemir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +406

      She's basically the mom from binding of Isaac

    • @AA-bs3iy
      @AA-bs3iy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +306

      That's most southern Christians. Pick and choose what parts of the bible you want to believe and then judge everyone

  • @yatharthagarwal1813
    @yatharthagarwal1813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3428

    "Is this the religious fanatics or the racists?" - Charlie, describing the internet

    • @sleepy_boi7552
      @sleepy_boi7552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      tbh that quote had me dead

    • @simonclarke7309
      @simonclarke7309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      An American christiannna

    • @areezlakhani3142
      @areezlakhani3142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Whats the difference?

    • @GenetMJF
      @GenetMJF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Usually it's 2 in 1.

    • @sepeepee
      @sepeepee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@areezlakhani3142 oh shit an edgelord

  • @droughtclan8571
    @droughtclan8571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4132

    I love how you’re just emotionally attached to Barry

    • @vivinestian
      @vivinestian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +367

      I got attached to him aswell
      berry doesnt deserve this cruelty

    • @wheelie_tonk
      @wheelie_tonk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      Barry needs love

    • @TheB00tyWarrior
      @TheB00tyWarrior 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      Barry needs to fake his death, and go run a dispensary in Canada

    • @anormalchest560
      @anormalchest560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@TheB00tyWarrior that's oddly specific. Are you speaking from experience?

    • @TheB00tyWarrior
      @TheB00tyWarrior 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@anormalchest560 no I can just formulate my own jokes without trying to sound like charlie

  • @wafflesarebetterthanpancak3199
    @wafflesarebetterthanpancak3199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3190

    I feel so bad for Barry, he lives with an angry grizzly bear
    She looks like she’s been searching for the manager for her whole life.
    She’s like an annoying substitute teacher

    • @onlyontuesdays4483
      @onlyontuesdays4483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      r/rareinsults

    • @hautakleightontam771
      @hautakleightontam771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      The whole point of Christianity IS 'searching for the manager'.

    • @kalesmart1
      @kalesmart1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@hautakleightontam771 god damn amazing, all the followers are just karens trying to speak with the manager

    • @descripto2586
      @descripto2586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Her manager is God, she speaks to him all the time. Also I bet she's NEVER wrong about anything and nothing is ever her fault.

    • @scene6289
      @scene6289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@descripto2586
      _I too once spoke with the manager_
      *Nice guy I tell ya*

  • @michaelgallegos1307
    @michaelgallegos1307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3816

    3:11
    She literally gets her own boss music while going down the escalator

    • @Oddie99000
      @Oddie99000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      this is a really long shot here. man, the tension is really building

    • @theguythatasked6400
      @theguythatasked6400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      ______________________
      God Warrior
      The Bane of Barry

    • @liquidmodernitytasteslikeu2855
      @liquidmodernitytasteslikeu2855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      boss music lmao, this comment made me cry

    • @stinkboy7186
      @stinkboy7186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Its all fun and games until your walking down the streets at night and it starts playing

    • @squittlequeen2282
      @squittlequeen2282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      When you turn the game back on after not playing it for like a month and you forgot what you were doing but you’re about to fight a boss with no armor and a stick

  • @JVeezy109
    @JVeezy109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1177

    When she called psychology 'dark-sided', that was maybe the only moment I felt cool for having a degree in psychology.

    • @thecrepeofdeath
      @thecrepeofdeath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      truly unfortunate that these people get that idea in their heads. they need mental help very badly

    • @connorpratt8364
      @connorpratt8364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      ikr like hearing that, if i had a degree in psychology, I'd feel like I'm a powerful warlock in eldritch power and horror

    • @Zoomadose
      @Zoomadose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Hey, maybe you'll learn to use the force with this 'dark-sided' knowledge

    • @miha493
      @miha493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Indeed, the Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

    • @Caleb_Squatongim
      @Caleb_Squatongim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@miha493 dammit I was gonna say that

  • @BrokenHedgehog
    @BrokenHedgehog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4592

    By being so damn sure she's getting into Heaven, she's committing the sin of pride.

    • @Clark28563
      @Clark28563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +422

      BrokenHedgehog and gluttony

    • @Jotunn96
      @Jotunn96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I mean if she's repentant on her presumably on the horizon deathbed it doesn't really matter

    • @BrokenHedgehog
      @BrokenHedgehog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +269

      @@Jotunn96 Given that she doesn't seem to even realize she's sinning, she probably doesn't think she has anything to repent for.

    • @hypernova4725
      @hypernova4725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      A deadly sin none the less

    • @courchar
      @courchar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      and sloth...

  • @disconn3ctd268
    @disconn3ctd268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3775

    It’s not the holy spirit rising in her, it’s her blood sugar levels.

    • @Flipindabird23
      @Flipindabird23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Disconn3ctd I swear to god; I'm fucking dying over here. Have a happy holiday

    • @riskvideos
      @riskvideos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Also gas

    • @kluthbrunner4254
      @kluthbrunner4254 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

    • @disconn3ctd268
      @disconn3ctd268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jared Piper you too

    • @ivanoxx
      @ivanoxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i was your 1000th like. I'm proud of myself

  • @kaseycombs6968
    @kaseycombs6968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1926

    As a Christian, seeing those ladies march into poor Barry’s home was such a relatable stressfest.

  • @QuakeGamerROTMG
    @QuakeGamerROTMG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2229

    "I'm going to heaven"
    - People that are absolutely not going to heaven

    • @-sammot-
      @-sammot- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Thanks, made me laugh

    • @hankj.wimbleton2897
      @hankj.wimbleton2897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      This is... made in heaven

    • @rust_player5675
      @rust_player5675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@hankj.wimbleton2897 god damb what you gonna do now reset the universe?????

    • @normalhuman9878
      @normalhuman9878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      “You’re all going to hell!”
      -said to people that have done literally nothing

    • @Colin12475
      @Colin12475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      If heaven is populated by people like this, I'm going to take my chances with Satan.

  • @BenDover_Jr
    @BenDover_Jr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1206

    I'm pretty sure she is a God warrior in a sense that she battles gods. You can even hear the boss music when she comes down the escalator.

    • @fullanalysis93
      @fullanalysis93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      She's a Dark Souls boss
      *THE GOD WARRIOR*

    • @aardnt2517
      @aardnt2517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Her boss music is *KATHUNK* *KATHUNK*?

    • @tzermonkey
      @tzermonkey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      God Eater?

    • @TheCabalOnMars
      @TheCabalOnMars 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Devourer of Gods

    • @perfectstranger1152
      @perfectstranger1152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Boss music huh? Sounds like the strain of all those electric motors finally giving out.

  • @SmileytheSmile
    @SmileytheSmile 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21062

    Petition to send an FBI team to rescue Barry from his house and marry him to a supermodel.

    • @smoknord69nic420
      @smoknord69nic420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +805

      Smiley the Smile where do i sign

    • @BiostormGaming
      @BiostormGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1068

      Plz Barry needs it, he doesn't deserve this trash can of a women

    • @pommemelon7026
      @pommemelon7026 5 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      Supermodel can be quite trashy too

    • @Jordan-cy3di
      @Jordan-cy3di 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      He deserves it

    • @agrape2887
      @agrape2887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      *bang bang bang*
      FBI OPEN UP

  • @succulentplaylists7266
    @succulentplaylists7266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2208

    God, please deliver Barry from that self righteous cretin

    • @TheLastHylianTitan
      @TheLastHylianTitan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      him AND the kids, that's just an unhealthy relationship for everyone all around.

    • @SigismundSonOfDorn
      @SigismundSonOfDorn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      The kids definitely seem pretty stressed in that atmosphere

    • @shanechannel7066
      @shanechannel7066 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I was raised by two men and I turned out alright

    • @garpogods8323
      @garpogods8323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@shanechannel7066 aside from catching the big gay that is.

    • @MesoMania
      @MesoMania 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sadie Playlists amen

  • @fakeorchestra4260
    @fakeorchestra4260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +682

    Apparently the "God Warrior" actually opened up after becoming a meme and stopped being so fundamentalist, which is honestly the most heartwarming thing that I can think of. A person who actually changes for the better after taking a look at themselves.

    • @voidfroze
      @voidfroze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      O dam that's actually inspiring lol

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Do you have a source? I'd like to read up on this.

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@BJGvideos Yeah tell me if she gets back on this.

    • @amandas2639
      @amandas2639 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@jakespacepiratee3740 It's actually true. Esquire did a write-up about it a few years ago. She's a big supporter of the LGBTQ community now. Her oldest daughter died in a car accident a couple years after this episode, and after a bunch of gay and queer fans reached out to her, she began actually seeing them as people instead of monsters. She credits them with helping to pull her out of her depression following her daughter's death, and with helping her open up and be more tolerant.

    • @sircharima9082
      @sircharima9082 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@amandas2639 wow that's crazy. Good for her honestly, never would've expected that kind of turn around. I guess anything is possible

  • @lightningboltrairo7736
    @lightningboltrairo7736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +704

    She doesn't want anything "dark-sided", but anywhere she goes, she eclipses the sun.

    • @BigGayIncorporated
      @BigGayIncorporated 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This comment killed me lmao

    • @DESYNCHRONIZED
      @DESYNCHRONIZED 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Holy fuck lmfao

    • @maxwellplaysvideogames
      @maxwellplaysvideogames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DESYNCHRONIZED 22 seconds ago

    • @bronzetrophy2171
      @bronzetrophy2171 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ur pfp scares me

    • @julianh9347
      @julianh9347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm surprised that Greenpeace didn't come yet and tried to get this beached whale back into the water...

  • @futurepastnull11
    @futurepastnull11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1755

    "I am a God warrior!"
    Goes on TV to commit adultery LOL

    • @scaparapadoobedoooo3170
      @scaparapadoobedoooo3170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@darklordojeda I'd do it for $1000

    • @ymeypma7966
      @ymeypma7966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@scaparapadoobedoooo3170 Not worth it at least $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.oo

    • @spaceace9103
      @spaceace9103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@scaparapadoobedoooo3170 come on man your dignity is worth more than that

    • @fish3585
      @fish3585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@scaparapadoobedoooo3170 Dude, have some self-respect, god damn

    • @scaparapadoobedoooo3170
      @scaparapadoobedoooo3170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@fish3585 I musta written that whilst drunk. I'm so ashamed of myself... I need to take a shower. I feel filthy

  • @JeyJey88-9
    @JeyJey88-9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +803

    She literially behaves like Mom from Binding Of Isaac. I feel very sorry for her kids

    • @BigGayIncorporated
      @BigGayIncorporated 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Maybe her kids will grow up to make cool video games as well?

    • @scorpions7153
      @scorpions7153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@BigGayIncorporated Her oldest daughter died in a car crash

    • @therealtruth3012
      @therealtruth3012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@scorpions7153 That was just a test from god lol

    • @scorpions7153
      @scorpions7153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Lmao what an epic test, Isaac would be proud

    • @PunkerWithABoner
      @PunkerWithABoner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Real Truth Your username is too fitting

  • @striker6677
    @striker6677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    That's actually just a star, pentagram's are usually drawn with circles around them, symbolising they are complete or sealed, that's the kind of star you would put out as part of a christmas decoration,

    • @doublesam6514
      @doublesam6514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Tbh everything is a pentagram if you r enough square minded to believed

    • @greyhovnd
      @greyhovnd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      You're describing a pentacle, commonly misidentified as a pentagram,, a pentagram is a five pointed star, upright without a circle

    • @somemate1050
      @somemate1050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought pentagrams were just upside down stars and the upright one was the good one. Sorta how the cross is

    • @apogeotropism1714
      @apogeotropism1714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah… it’s also fairly common up north. At least, it used to be… In the older generations.
      Idk where those people live at, but, I’d assume Ohio, or, Pennsylvania.

    • @Hoplasa
      @Hoplasa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      not to mention the fact that a pentagram is upside down compared to what we see here, upside down, it looks like 2 horns at the top and that

  • @RP-dy5mu
    @RP-dy5mu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +636

    Back in the day when cr1tikal never showed his face I imagined him as some slightly greasy rocker dude with long hair, a leather jacket, and plenty of beer. I'm glad he's starting to morph into that slowly.

    • @ericisom5661
      @ericisom5661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I thought of him as a chadlike jock that was sorta embarrassed to show his face so he just always said alpha shit.

    • @rowanheart8122
      @rowanheart8122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I imagined him as sans from undertale

  • @dylanmorady1898
    @dylanmorady1898 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12310

    Moses must’ve been God Warrior’s dentist coz them teeth parted like the Red Sea

  • @thomasweeden2683
    @thomasweeden2683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    Barry’s probably rocking like 10 inches too

    • @EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany
      @EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      He'd need it to fucking breed with Jabba the Hutt over there. So much thigh he barely penetrates.

    • @oceanbacon216
      @oceanbacon216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Would have to be to slip between the labyrinth of blubber.

    • @Neo91837
      @Neo91837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany the image that popped into my head from this comment made me gag and possibly throw up.

    • @benaldridge6341
      @benaldridge6341 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Sean Wilkinson I watched that epi the other day on tv

    • @Sheamus1212
      @Sheamus1212 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      One two inches makes it to the puss with all that fat

  • @perfectguy37576
    @perfectguy37576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    Margret’s friends entering the house looked like a Karen raid

    • @asukalangleysoryu866
      @asukalangleysoryu866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Karen special operations raid

    • @SaulXLvampire
      @SaulXLvampire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You not wrong

    • @valoressbqiskrnrjbx5025
      @valoressbqiskrnrjbx5025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      True, they even had snooty faces like Karens too

    • @user-eh9op4mq4s
      @user-eh9op4mq4s 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The worst kind of raid tbh. I'd rather have a SWAT team enter my house than the psyops Karen units.

    • @aben1466
      @aben1466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      **R O U N D 1**

  • @addoworkman2173
    @addoworkman2173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2823

    I'm a year late, but I just hope Barry gets something good out of this, he's very sweet and deserves better.

    • @finlayg9833
      @finlayg9833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Jeez it’s been a year

    • @mr.unfunny329
      @mr.unfunny329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      If its the barry i know and love he was slaying the other wife’s poonami the entire time

    • @CyberSway
      @CyberSway 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I feel like this aired some 15 years ago lol you're much too late for barry

    • @ty3tan1um
      @ty3tan1um 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Someone should just search him on facebook and be like "but did you smash?"

    • @angrytwxgaming8423
      @angrytwxgaming8423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @@CyberSway surprisingly i do believe they're still together and she has made a dramatic turn around in her life. She is even working to get a reality show that puts her in uncomfortable, new (to her) social groups and give these groups good exposure.
      The change came in light of her daughter's passing

  • @idoalittletrolling4867
    @idoalittletrolling4867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +712

    Charlie easily has the most interesting search history on the face of the Earth. His FBI Agent has the best job on the face of the Earth.

    • @Dragonemperess
      @Dragonemperess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I'm sorry about what you saw in my most recent search. Maybe you should go to r/blessed images for a bit. Again I am SO SORRY! I was just curious!

    • @midgetman4206
      @midgetman4206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Dragonemperess not forgiven

    • @dio9488
      @dio9488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@midgetman4206 best name i ever saw

    • @tdthedevilsrighthand712
      @tdthedevilsrighthand712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Have you seen Agent Lambert anywhere? Last I've heard of him, he was assigned to a place called "Multpor."

    • @smmusicplus96
      @smmusicplus96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You better have a warrant, G man.

  • @colinr4860
    @colinr4860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    "They were both looking for someone to cannibalize and ended up falling in love by accident."
    Cr1tikal quote of the year 🤣

  • @rageaholicc
    @rageaholicc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2075

    "God died on the cross"
    Jesus: 🧍‍♀️

    • @HerveyShmervy
      @HerveyShmervy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Same thing

    • @Belete5000
      @Belete5000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      @@HerveyShmervy actually yes, but no lol

    • @toastytoast9800
      @toastytoast9800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      wdym, hes right there on screen, in the little square

    • @NoNameBagu
      @NoNameBagu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So confusion xD

    • @jonathanngai5956
      @jonathanngai5956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jesus: am I a joke to you

  • @polk-e-dot8177
    @polk-e-dot8177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2341

    "if you dont believe exactly what i do. *that bothers me.* "
    sounds like a you problem lady.

    • @thecrunchh6
      @thecrunchh6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      She is a problem

    • @popisdeadisagoodsong9997
      @popisdeadisagoodsong9997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wait till she finds out about us Satanists. It'll be a riot lol.

    • @sahar64
      @sahar64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She is.

    • @tootertoetashlyn9834
      @tootertoetashlyn9834 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I see RINNNNN

    • @HereComesThe-Sun
      @HereComesThe-Sun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly. I’m a Christian but I don’t force others to believe what I do, you do you.

  • @crimreaper9981
    @crimreaper9981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1530

    As strange as the "hypno-mom" is she actually seemed really nice and really helped out the "God-Warrior's" daughter. I honestly liked her.

    • @chillytm6751
      @chillytm6751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      I mean being weird/strange isn’t as bad as actively trying to harm others for not 100% believing in god

    • @crimreaper9981
      @crimreaper9981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@chillytm6751 definitely

    • @hahalery
      @hahalery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      The weird hippie couple feels more normal than the God warrior trying to ruin a poor man's life tbh.

    • @Neatherback
      @Neatherback 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      What the god dammed fuck why can I do this

    • @user-eh9op4mq4s
      @user-eh9op4mq4s 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@Neatherback Someone's gonna try and decode that in several centuries

  • @imaginaryboy2000
    @imaginaryboy2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    True story, that God Warrior and her friends are actually 3 of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse.
    She is, obviously, famine.

    • @BigGayIncorporated
      @BigGayIncorporated 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      She eats everyone's food, creating the famine, right? lol

    • @birdie8006
      @birdie8006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Oh god oh fuck OH LAWD SHE COMIN

    • @penguinlawyer
      @penguinlawyer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@birdie8006 it'll take a few years for her to travel across the street but by god when she gets across there'll be hell to pay

    • @calebalbert198
      @calebalbert198 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who would be death??

    • @Patrick_The_Pure
      @Patrick_The_Pure 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So she is famine AND the deadly sin gluttony?, or is that not even her final form.

  • @BustaBonezMike
    @BustaBonezMike 3 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    People that are so into Christianity scares me ngl, even god is like go touch some grass or go outside and let the sun rays hit you

    • @R1ptide_Drag0n
      @R1ptide_Drag0n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Yeah, religion is cool, but when you let it control your life and start believing everything your book and people tell you, then problems arise.

    • @SeattleBones_
      @SeattleBones_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Holy fuck I hate typos

    • @ravenkarlin
      @ravenkarlin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You should watch The Mist then, that’ll make you love religion even more.

    • @spencerschmidt7666
      @spencerschmidt7666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@R1ptide_Drag0n I mean religion does control your life

    • @R1ptide_Drag0n
      @R1ptide_Drag0n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@spencerschmidt7666 Only if you let it

  • @mrslasher1064
    @mrslasher1064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    Barry is the sweetest man I've ever had the pleasure of knowing exists,why he's married to that creature is beyond me,he deserves way better than her...

    • @Chamomile369
      @Chamomile369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Because he is so nice, it allows her to be evil. she is to Satan as he is to god.

    • @Paratzu
      @Paratzu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@Chamomile369 The ending to your comment was damn amazing

    • @jotaroswetfart6095
      @jotaroswetfart6095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      too many sinful women wanted to have sex with him so god gave him a pure, christian woman to have relations with

    • @isabelaustin7476
      @isabelaustin7476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      a pure christian woman? that is a delusional idiot

  • @malcolmhodnett8874
    @malcolmhodnett8874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1907

    That pack of church moms really activated my anxiety lol

    • @jackrose3542
      @jackrose3542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      likira111 idk what you’re on about but I sense a wild pack of church moms trying to force me into a choir

    • @likira111
      @likira111 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jackrose3542 good for you, you're not the person I asked tho.

    • @CarlAquaForce
      @CarlAquaForce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, I needed a Xanax..

    • @walrider2133
      @walrider2133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Gave me flashbacks to attending a Mormon church.

    • @degeneratetv7455
      @degeneratetv7455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@walrider2133 oof

  • @unmemeable667
    @unmemeable667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1058

    LMAO "she sounds like a twitch moderator melting down"

    • @holythirteenx1
      @holythirteenx1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      SINNERS, ALL

    • @paigepaii
      @paigepaii 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      1,000th like let's go

  • @cee_ves
    @cee_ves 3 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    “Is this my new mommy”
    Oh he has some unresolved childhood issues buried there

  • @likira111
    @likira111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3113

    Joking aside Barry is an abusive relationship.
    Edit: Why did I never get a notification for the replies.

    • @lovingspirit4160
      @lovingspirit4160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      He should just feed the pig untill it explodes, or at least die early.

    • @5AMUR-41
      @5AMUR-41 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Yes, Hello, I am starting a company that sells useful and very specific shit like the fuckin'.. microwave that can warm up any food to the right temperature when it's a little cold or it can make it colder to just the right temperature when it's to hot so that I can use the money i get for selling my products to fund for my saving Barry campaign, I have also made a website for you to give your money to me so we can help Barry, one dollar is one step closer to saving Barry's life.

    • @-k-b-
      @-k-b- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      100% they are divorced now (if she's still even alive)

    • @maverekkarp3597
      @maverekkarp3597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I bet if i say hail Satan to her she will throw plates of some shit

    • @artycantparty
      @artycantparty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Barry is a sub

  • @Egg_thing
    @Egg_thing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +704

    I'm an atheist, but I straight up hope God's real just so that after this lady dies she can throw a tantrum at the heavens gate wondering why they won't let her in

  • @DABUNGINATOR
    @DABUNGINATOR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    She could be a Dark Souls boss.

    • @joshuapaobutiong8211
      @joshuapaobutiong8211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Asylum Demon's warrior

    • @gsly6081
      @gsly6081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She looks like a fat humpty dumpty witch xD

    • @SpencerShuba
      @SpencerShuba 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      She’s Smough.

    • @imdicc4017
      @imdicc4017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      She's already in borderlands

    • @b_but_not_2b
      @b_but_not_2b 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's just what Pinwheel looks like under the cloak.

  • @meusana3681
    @meusana3681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Christain: this is so devilish
    Also christian: screams like she literally tries to become the devil in order to scare people away from it.

    • @danielmaster8776
      @danielmaster8776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes, that's something that more than a few Christian women have, that scream. I don't understand what causes it. In my house, there will be no raising of voices like that.

    • @meusana3681
      @meusana3681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@danielmaster8776 Meh, I won't as far as to forbid and enforce it. But yeah, screaming like that doesn't belong in the realm of normal people. She needs help, not Jesus.

    • @danielmaster8776
      @danielmaster8776 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@meusana3681 Jesus can help anyone. She just needs to let him.

    • @meusana3681
      @meusana3681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@danielmaster8776 No no no no. the idea of jesus can turn people into that. I have yet to see Jesus helping anyone ever in any real way in which they couldn't help themselves. She is acting EXACTLY in the way the bible wants her to.
      Demonic possession is a thing only attributed to people within christian realms, usually accompanied by long term abuse and mistreatment. I'll say it again, the idea of Jesus can turn people into this, I've yet to see it the other way around.

    • @danielmaster8776
      @danielmaster8776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@meusana3681 The Bible says be slow to anger and to not be prideful. A true Christian or not, she has failed in those areas. And this world is filled with people like her. But I think you've got it backwards, because you forgot one thing. God doesn't make the world this way; we do.

  • @wolfo8559
    @wolfo8559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +703

    “God save us from the people who think they’re doing God’s work.”
    - Dean Winchester

    • @MrNilsiboy94
      @MrNilsiboy94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      This women would certainly make for a good monster of the week episode

    • @waterproof_teabags3592
      @waterproof_teabags3592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The people who want to be as Christian as possible are the ones that stir away from their religion

    • @AbysswalkerD
      @AbysswalkerD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amen

    • @utterlyumbral3694
      @utterlyumbral3694 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrNilsiboy94 That episode could go one of two ways:
      1) Angst filled, "I have to think about my faith", it's only a human/cult episode
      2) This woman is some sort of elder God feeding off other's misery
      Either way, sounds like my new favorite episode lmao

    • @fnfn9199
      @fnfn9199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      666th like 😁

  • @movingparts6270
    @movingparts6270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    I think one day Barry is going to jump into that pool and just not come back up.

    • @isaacm1246
      @isaacm1246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Moving Parts 😂😂😂

    • @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147
      @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, with a flotation device...deflated....tied around his head

    • @lilboombox4277
      @lilboombox4277 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Moving Parts throw himself in with cinder blocks.

    • @aaronp9835
      @aaronp9835 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would if i was him.

  • @paragonrobbie9270
    @paragonrobbie9270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1706

    Ah yes, the satanic ritual of
    *"Drums n' Jambalaya"*

    • @JKamron-1
      @JKamron-1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Traditions that were more or less invented or at the very least pioneered by Africans in the name of god. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @paragonrobbie9270
      @paragonrobbie9270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      (The comment was making fun of how the lady thought it was some occult ritual when it was literally just a wholesome gathering)

    • @JKamron-1
      @JKamron-1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@paragonrobbie9270 my b.

    • @CrittingOut
      @CrittingOut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOL

    • @markoap91
      @markoap91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@paragonrobbie9270 Stupid people afraid of the unknown. So.. just the usual.

  • @Apollo_Yeet
    @Apollo_Yeet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    I’m not a simp
    But god damn I’m a simp for Barry, he is the definition of wholesome 100

    • @OHOE1
      @OHOE1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If I had to be with the Christian mom: yeah i run a satanic cult and burn down churches 😉💯😉👌

  • @SuperHuscarl
    @SuperHuscarl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    The true God Warrior was obviously Barry. That man is so damn sweet.

    • @KotsarisGR
      @KotsarisGR 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Satan put that evil witch in his life to torture him.

  • @lovelyafternoon
    @lovelyafternoon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1319

    I got legit stressed out for that poor woman when the Karen's started to invade the house with their Jesus gift baskets.

    • @conner3548
      @conner3548 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I can only imagine that type of behavior being mentioned in a conversation between God and these women:
      God:"Spread the word of my son's sacrifice and the sins he died for...I said spread it not force it, N-no seriously stop doing it like that...Maybe Gabriel was right...I should've sent the other meteor to this place."
      Jesus:"Hey dad...so...Why is this family bullying this lady? I mean she looks like her default setting is stoned of her ass but..."
      God:"...The consequence of free will paired with the choice of ignorance..."

    • @KaregoAt
      @KaregoAt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Their fucking vibes man, the nastiest most hateful group of people I swear

    • @ItsMeVolatility
      @ItsMeVolatility 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Yeah, she looked so uncomfortable because she knew she’d get railed for not being ultra christian. Even though the whole “psychic natural herb aura” thing isn’t my cup of tea, she seems like a nice lady and not judgemental with her beliefs.
      Her and Barry need to secretly catch a plane and start new lives together lmao

    • @QuartzIsAnOxide
      @QuartzIsAnOxide 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She's into weird pseudoscience too, though. This is a battle of Karens!

    • @Aldwick6635
      @Aldwick6635 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not to mention cuisine that looks like it could've come from the kitchen of Jack, the Master of Mayonnaise himself.

  • @moonrabbit9621
    @moonrabbit9621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4890

    As a lesbian, I've never been more attracted to a man in my whole goddamn life. God bless you, Barry.

    • @gunsmithbasic
      @gunsmithbasic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      Of course the woman to say that would have no chance to sleep with him

    • @lolguy480
      @lolguy480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I'm sure there's bigger studs than barry like ME

    • @stevenlafever955
      @stevenlafever955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +488

      @@lolguy480 wdym Barry is the ULTIMATE nice chad

    • @TheKatera4a
      @TheKatera4a 3 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      @@lolguy480 I don't know what your comment was meant to accomplish. Are you out here trying to show how much of a ''chad'' you are to a girl who said was lesbian? At this point you should try talking to a brick wall. Atleast the brick wall won't laugh at you.

    • @HentaiTrapLord
      @HentaiTrapLord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@lolguy480 Whatever you say, bud.

  • @Ajaws
    @Ajaws 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Commenter: “a few years after this the hippies split up and the god warrior’s older daughter died in a car accident”
    Critical: “thank you for that shockingly dark update”

    • @JackSmith-bn6qj
      @JackSmith-bn6qj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm still trying to figure out if that was true or made up by chat

    • @joshc5613
      @joshc5613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@JackSmith-bn6qj I looked it up, it's completely serious. She died in 2007 and it basically made the woman rethink her life, because the gay community reached out to her and gave her their condolences when her friends were kinda shitty about it and didn't really do anything to help

  • @grinanmarchand
    @grinanmarchand 5 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    I want to hug Barry. Just give em a big ole hug.

    • @bremensims6086
      @bremensims6086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A true Grammar Nazi would have said "him", not "em." Have some pride, man.

    • @josephgregor2455
      @josephgregor2455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bremensims6086 oh quit

    • @bremensims6086
      @bremensims6086 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@josephgregor2455 I think he changed his name, so now my reply doesn't make any sense.

    • @josephgregor2455
      @josephgregor2455 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bremensims6086 I too am anal about grammar so I feel your pain.

    • @DisDatK9
      @DisDatK9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zaire to each their own in my ass. Preferably all of them in my ass.

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3230

    The only god warriors I know are the moderators on christian Minecraft servers. I don’t know who these women are, but they don’t look like gamers to me.

    • @bruhballs45
      @bruhballs45 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      How to properly clean your metal computer no no no no no go back to another Chanel you are to popular get out

    • @WhiskeyNColaow
      @WhiskeyNColaow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Amen

    • @philthefinadelphian4830
      @philthefinadelphian4830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      We all know gamer women are a myth come on my dude

    • @seb5542
      @seb5542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      My niggas

    • @FilthyCasualty
      @FilthyCasualty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      How to properly clean your metal computer
      How dare you forget about the best God warrior Bibleman.

  • @dylanchilders
    @dylanchilders 3 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    "They were both looking for someone to cannibalize and they ended up just falling in love by accident."
    Wtf thats hilarious

  • @UrResidentGhost
    @UrResidentGhost 3 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    People like the “God Warrior” really piss me off. It gives everyone who’s just a “normal” Christians a bad rep fr.
    All that “holier than thou” bs. It’s so annoying.

    • @AndreIguodalaFan55
      @AndreIguodalaFan55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes

    • @Tommy-kc8il
      @Tommy-kc8il 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yea it fucking sucks, my mom is a slightly toned down version of her, and definitely the reason why i dont really believe in christianity

    • @xanderdoss5665
      @xanderdoss5665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I dont think i should have to be ashamed of being Christian because of these loonies

    • @jimmythecrow
      @jimmythecrow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@xanderdoss5665 you shouldnt feel ashamed for someone elses actions.

    • @xanderdoss5665
      @xanderdoss5665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jimmythecrow ik, but i cant help it

  • @NyleTrewTattoos
    @NyleTrewTattoos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +949

    "He's a nice cult leader"
    That's what they all say until the kool aid comes out

    • @mrnarrator8609
      @mrnarrator8609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nyle Trew Tattoos very nice

    • @porthokandenizen
      @porthokandenizen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      or the bliss barrels

    • @NyleTrewTattoos
      @NyleTrewTattoos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@porthokandenizen that's a throwback 😂

    • @porthokandenizen
      @porthokandenizen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@NyleTrewTattoos hehe

    • @Dieci-9
      @Dieci-9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Until he tells you to drink rat poison.
      Look it up, it happened recently. 😂

  • @PanSzawu
    @PanSzawu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Barry actually seems like a nice guy. Poor bastard, bless his patience

    • @a-man41
      @a-man41 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Seraфim Голубев Barry has more of the seven virtues than his wife does.

  • @poidorka
    @poidorka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +877

    When I see this “God Warrior” I feel like dying alone isn’t so bad.

    • @RedVelvet_EdgeMuffin
      @RedVelvet_EdgeMuffin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Raccoon Face When I see a people I feel like dying alone isn’t bad.
      Too many relationships all of them bad
      And I haven’t a friend.

    • @jimhoffman4766
      @jimhoffman4766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Chin up king, your crown is falling!

    • @RedVelvet_EdgeMuffin
      @RedVelvet_EdgeMuffin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      People I have a news. I have a girlfriend now. She's the highlight of my life. Currently applying to work with her at her job. :D
      Edit: Don't worry, guys, she broke up with me after spending the night, cuddling, kissing making out, having sex, watching movies, and gaming and then told me it was because she wasn't sure she wanted a relationship. She also told me she loved me. So y'know. I'm still fucked up and depressed. Especially now.

    • @Herobrine21777
      @Herobrine21777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@RedVelvet_EdgeMuffin cool

    • @spider-mancantsee5875
      @spider-mancantsee5875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Red Velvet Edge Muffin exactly friends are all I need.

  • @Nightmare-fe9hr
    @Nightmare-fe9hr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    the worst part of the god warrior's friends is they definitely thought that they "won" by making that exchange unbearably awkward and unpleasant

    • @voidfroze
      @voidfroze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sad but true. In the circles I grew up in, we were actively encouraged from childhood to call people out and create awkward situations like that. I feel genuinely sorry for them, it really fucks up your brain to walk around thinking it's your responsibility to be the word of God for everyone else

  • @Big-boi92
    @Big-boi92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    Barry is the strongest man i've ever seen.
    like who the fuck else out here would be able to endure that wilderbeast for a day let alone a week
    smh that lardwagon wiggles up a stairs and there's boss music playing
    big up barry!

    • @weirdguyontheinternet7424
      @weirdguyontheinternet7424 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @iGrindGanja
      @iGrindGanja 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A stronger man would leave, knowing his finite time on this earth is not worth being wasted on such a hog.

    • @hgdge
      @hgdge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lets all pray for my boi Barry.

  • @cigarettes5613
    @cigarettes5613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    That lady is the kind of person to wake you up to remind you to take your sleeping pills

  • @0ozymandias641
    @0ozymandias641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3252

    "If you don't believe that God died on the cross..."
    Hol' up.

    • @tahbaked7790
      @tahbaked7790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +626

      Finally someone else caught that! Jesus wasn't god, he was the son of God. I'm an Atheist and I know her religion better than her

    • @ShippoAlex
      @ShippoAlex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +348

      depends on the religion. Christianity jesus is the son, catholicism jesus is god

    • @Maharlikan_1898
      @Maharlikan_1898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@ShippoAlex finally, someone who gets it

    • @PowerSpirit50
      @PowerSpirit50 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      I think Jesus is his son and a part of him at the same time. That's what I learned in school.

    • @D00MMAST3R
      @D00MMAST3R 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      @@ShippoAlex Catholicism is a branch of Christianity. All Catholics are Christians but not all Christians are Catholics.

  • @beckyscleanersock8395
    @beckyscleanersock8395 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Fun fact about god warrior: after a car crash that killed her daughter she fell into a deep depression and actually found support and comfort online from the LGBTQ+ community and is now a staunch queer advocate!

  • @lt.crouton7324
    @lt.crouton7324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    Barry is Himros, the god of sexual desires. No mortal being handle the raw power Barry emits when he enters your country. 3 governments have fallen to Barry. His cuteness is unmatched to anything.

    • @davidharris3028
      @davidharris3028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I disagree, Terry Crews is the best

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He got matched with the god warrior since only her hideousness could put a stop to Barry's unrestrained libido.

    • @Raccon_Detective.
      @Raccon_Detective. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davidharris3028
      Agreed.

  • @loser7528
    @loser7528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +906

    Imagine being scared of a star. That's literally how you draw a star with a continuous line

    • @tracenadams2566
      @tracenadams2566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      LOSER ya pentagrams are upside down

    • @louiesatterwhite3885
      @louiesatterwhite3885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@tracenadams2566 even then, pentagrams are way older than the negative connotation christianity gave them. Pentagrams are often used as a symbol of protection. Christianity took it and demonized it to get more converts.

    • @kingchickenwing4887
      @kingchickenwing4887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@louiesatterwhite3885 What did pentagrams originally come from?

    • @louiesatterwhite3885
      @louiesatterwhite3885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@kingchickenwing4887 it was originally found on ancient writings in Mesopotamia from roughly 3000 BCE. It is theorized to have been referring to the 5 planets closest to the sun. Later cultures appropriated it for different things, and eventually christianity came along.

    • @kelpyg2660
      @kelpyg2660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Louie Satterwhite same thing with swastikas

  • @Kim-dl2uk
    @Kim-dl2uk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    "I'm getting my doctorate"
    "oh so you currently have a masters?"
    "um.. No?"
    Fucking gold

  • @DrLongWang
    @DrLongWang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    My friend’s mom was indistinguishable from the God Warrior and it was traumatic seeing more people like her.

  • @_Stian
    @_Stian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    Shes not fully a god warrior if she still has not yet defeated the ender dragon

    • @creemo5375
      @creemo5375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      She did defeat the ender dragon, in one bite

    • @waterboiledpizza
      @waterboiledpizza 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@creemo5375 The hole between her teeth was the prove. The Ender dragon flew straight into her mouth.

    • @trevordodson9560
      @trevordodson9560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice

  • @misty9964
    @misty9964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    The "SHE'S NOT A CHRISTIAAAN" line is so iconic a true original meme

  • @redline1916
    @redline1916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1393

    "Jesus what kind of hipster family Is this?"
    *"Is there any more SOY MILK?"*

    • @Zaire82
      @Zaire82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They could just be lactose intolerant.
      As someone who lives with a lactose intolerant person, it's actually difficult to have a semi-normal diet. She's vegan because it guarantees there won't be dairy, which she is very sensitive to.

    • @Jogjosmowwdkfs
      @Jogjosmowwdkfs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Zaire I think it’s just a joke lol

    • @Zaire82
      @Zaire82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Jogjosmowwdkfs Do you think I don't know that? Stop trying to instigate arguments.

    • @Jogjosmowwdkfs
      @Jogjosmowwdkfs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Zaire I’m not, I was just genuinely confused, my dude

    • @Zaire82
      @Zaire82 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Jogjosmowwdkfs It doesn't matter whether you were confused or not, the way you wrote your comment is guaranteed to annoy people, so don't write them like that.

  • @TheMooper27
    @TheMooper27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Barry really did get screwed over in life.
    He just looks so defeated.

  • @TheG_Boy
    @TheG_Boy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    Crazy Lady: What is your spiritual background?
    Me: Minecraft

  • @stormybadtype1diabetic244
    @stormybadtype1diabetic244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    Dude... I felt more dead inside everytime it showed her husband.

    • @shidandfard9976
      @shidandfard9976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr that poor man, we need to send the national guard or something

  • @profblack
    @profblack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1562

    Margaret isn’t the hero we deserved...
    Seriously nobody deserves that.

  • @CYMotorsport
    @CYMotorsport 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    a year late but 2:20 HOW DARE YOUU

  • @carolqueiroz5085
    @carolqueiroz5085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    everyone gangsta until the HOLY SPIRIT RISES

    • @sneakysnake7695
      @sneakysnake7695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's pronounced blood pressure

    • @hayman4268
      @hayman4268 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      SneakySneaky Snake nice

  • @ewanedwards6822
    @ewanedwards6822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    My headcanon: Barry was forced into an arranged marriage with Margaret by both parents on either side.

    • @teo5339
      @teo5339 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      at gunpoint

    • @Cxncubine
      @Cxncubine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      what the fuck is a headcanon

    • @mrwtfwhy
      @mrwtfwhy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      cranial artillery

    • @scumbad7953
      @scumbad7953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mrwtfwhy Cheeky bugger xD

    • @scumbad7953
      @scumbad7953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Cxncubine Something being canon to the best of my memory means it is a recognised part of a large body of work. Like Deathly Hallows being apart of the Harry Potter canon. A headcanon on the other hand is apart of an individuals belief that something is apart of the canon.

  • @xdopesausex9432
    @xdopesausex9432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    Penguinz0 "Barry is the god damn cutest thing ever"

  • @draguladriver
    @draguladriver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    barry seems like such a nice man. he's very patient, even with someone like his wife, he deserves so much better.

  • @michelle.pineda3250
    @michelle.pineda3250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    When the god warriors friends were meeting at the house It looked like all the Karen’s of the town coming together to call peoples managers.

    • @Dragonemperess
      @Dragonemperess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Calling the manager parties is what that is called. One at a time a person will call their managers of the day and the other Karens will give her tips and spur her on. It's one of the many tortures that hell has to offer.

    • @sandwichmonster7067
      @sandwichmonster7067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shoulda launched a missle at the house while they were there.

  • @BigGayIncorporated
    @BigGayIncorporated 5 ปีที่แล้ว +751

    Ironically the "god warrior" lady acts more cultish and "dark sided" than the people she's afraid of. Religion is scary.

    • @thelocalmethaddict9294
      @thelocalmethaddict9294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts.

    • @janesmith1840
      @janesmith1840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@thelocalmethaddict9294 Is "spiritual fruit" a euphemism for vagina

    • @Shitfartpenis
      @Shitfartpenis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@janesmith1840 yes

    • @suchethhegde8637
      @suchethhegde8637 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@janesmith1840 Only if the girl is a god warrior

    • @nocouponsforkaren8587
      @nocouponsforkaren8587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Vulnerable people are scary, if she was sure of herself she wouldn't be lashing out so much.

  • @sethbuckles3474
    @sethbuckles3474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    She got mad at the "pentagram" but she doesn't know that the pentagram was a christian symbol but upside down is satanic

    • @danielshore1457
      @danielshore1457 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Also I'm pretty sure it is only a pentagram if it's in a circle because the points are supposed to represent spirit, water, fire, air, and earth whilst the circle represents life or something (at least I believe that is the Celtic meaning)

    • @jeremy0440
      @jeremy0440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Idk but she should be thankful because if demons come in they’ll be trapped

    • @WellBeSerious12
      @WellBeSerious12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      From Wikipedia:
      "Pentagrams were used symbolically in ancient Greece and Babylonia, and are used today as a symbol of faith by many Wiccans, akin to the use of the cross by Christians and the Star of David by the Jews. The pentagram has magical associations. Many people who practice Neopagan faiths wear jewelry incorporating the symbol. Christians once commonly used the pentagram to represent the five wounds of Jesus.[1][2] The pentagram is also used as a symbol by other belief systems, and is associated with Freemasonry.
      The word pentagram comes from the Greek word πεντάγραμμον (pentagrammon),[3] from πέντε (pente), "five" + γραμμή (grammē), "line".[4] The word "pentacle" is sometimes used synonymously with "pentagram".[5] The word pentalpha is a learned modern (17th-century) revival of a post-classical Greek name of the shape.[6]"
      Well how would you expect an uneducated person to know that, who counts everything they don't understand as evil.

    • @julientanner5036
      @julientanner5036 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jeremy0440 u watch supernatural 👍👍👍

    • @criscrosxxx
      @criscrosxxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tbh she said god died for us . True Christian

  • @DogFlamingoXIII
    @DogFlamingoXIII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This reminds me of when I was in PHP and this woman would lecture me on every break, because I made the mistake me mentioning that I played RPGs and ran a Vampire game. She would just come at me about how I was going to Hell every break, but if I would say anything like, "I think you are misunderstanding what playing vampire is....", she would start freaking out in this whole "I don't want to talk about anything on the dark side!" thing. So she wanted to start the topic, but any response was a spiritual attack. I finally had to ask her to stop talking to me outside of group, so I could get through a hour in piece, and the group leaders wouldn't let her talk about the subject in group.

  • @eVill420
    @eVill420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    this anime consists of Barry (the lovable protagonist), his wife (an imp) a crack addict (the rival) and his wife (the love interest, threesome?)
    the heavy cultist vibes only improve it

    • @scene6289
      @scene6289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *I'm still waiting for the plot twist*

    • @wizzaman2675
      @wizzaman2675 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      IDK :p the plot twist is that all of their beliefs are wrong, and it was the Mormons who were right

  • @coeusrose4168
    @coeusrose4168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    She comes down the escalator like Ursula entering the room 😂

  • @Aikisbest
    @Aikisbest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    I actually couldnt laugh at this, I felt so bad for Barry ;__;

    • @LouseGrouse
      @LouseGrouse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Same here. He deserves so much better. I hope he's doing okay but... I'm worried for him. He's being abused

    • @karlkhai51
      @karlkhai51 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I feel sorry for anyone who had to deal with "god warrior".

  • @benwx4755
    @benwx4755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The sudden music change when all the Christian mums start walking in is hilarious to me

  • @JBrander
    @JBrander 5 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    i hope Barry got laid. The man desperately needs respite from the God Warrior

  • @brici7164
    @brici7164 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    *STEP BACK! I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND HEART DISEASE ON MY SIDE!*

    • @bombabombom3603
      @bombabombom3603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL

    • @kalesmart1
      @kalesmart1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      She definately doesn't have anime on her side lol

    • @scene6289
      @scene6289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      _That's one way to get the express pass to heaven_

  • @vendetta1429
    @vendetta1429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    In the Holy Bible there's a part where these disciples reveal an overly religious woman on the street was actually possesed by demons
    That says something

    • @dylanwoo9502
      @dylanwoo9502 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      wait which chapter of the bible is this?

    • @aaronvanderbliek4837
      @aaronvanderbliek4837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      You’re right.She’s not a true christian

    • @Gavlon
      @Gavlon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Source?

    • @53subscribersnovideos35
      @53subscribersnovideos35 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Book and number?

    • @gelatskis2262
      @gelatskis2262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Cuz it makes that religon look bad, smart demons...

  • @jonolas1626
    @jonolas1626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That friend girl is what buzzfeed quizzes would sound like in real life XD

  • @bigkilog9718
    @bigkilog9718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    7:28 the moment they showed her friends on camera I knew they were just a group of Karen's

    • @papermachete8071
      @papermachete8071 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Me and the Karens destroying managers

    • @Tommy50377
      @Tommy50377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Is a flock of Karen's called a Divorce?

    • @bigkilog9718
      @bigkilog9718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Tommy50377 no it's called a purge

    • @keepout2268
      @keepout2268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Tommy50377 no its called "i need to see my children karen"

    • @krn2487
      @krn2487 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      OMG! What have you done to my name!!!!

  • @alexeggers8556
    @alexeggers8556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    “The Krabby patties go straight to the thighs!”

  • @thatonepsyconaute622
    @thatonepsyconaute622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    "He looks like he's about to tell me that everyones a reptilian and he's the only sane man on the planet." And I will believe him with charisma like that.

  • @spedrun
    @spedrun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The pentagram is specifically meant to trap demons for eternity (If you believe that stuff). It's never been an unholy symbol.

    • @theskullicorn4588
      @theskullicorn4588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I believe that it is unholy when pointing down (to hell) but other than that it is generally good

    • @spedrun
      @spedrun 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theskullicorn4588 I don't think there was a difference between the two until demonologists came along, but you could be right. I do know that 666 is the only really popular satanic symbol that was actually called such in the Bible.

  • @stage4901
    @stage4901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3332

    If you don't believe that God died on the cross...
    God didn't die... Jesus did...
    Obviously watched the anime and didn't read the Manga.
    *Face-palm* this was a joke, get over it.

    • @jake3551
      @jake3551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Jesus is supposedly god so she's not wrong. Ok she's wrong but not in that way

    • @skippernolen5644
      @skippernolen5644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      @@jake3551 Yeah, you didn't read the author interview notes.

    • @BaconDanglers
      @BaconDanglers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      He's the son of God, the son of iron man wouldn't be iron man 😂he'd be the son of iron man

    • @carsonmccord6226
      @carsonmccord6226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Jesus is God

    • @stage4901
      @stage4901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@carsonmccord6226 Yeah I know. Trinity.

  • @bastianalsoknownasagoddamn3647
    @bastianalsoknownasagoddamn3647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Berry looks like he would shower you in love and affection the moment you meet him

  • @thebigsad9463
    @thebigsad9463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    From 1 to 10 how much Barry wants to escape that house?
    $1.02

    • @MrFirefox
      @MrFirefox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No more like 5 football pitches multiplied by 2 religious cults

    • @Gman224
      @Gman224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh fuck whats that from i cant remember

    • @crunkers_
      @crunkers_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I dont get it

    • @ericmendenhall2867
      @ericmendenhall2867 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And the Lord sent him $1.02 to set him free from the beast

    • @MagicMarshN80
      @MagicMarshN80 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I eat penis because tree fitty

  • @amberquartz9468
    @amberquartz9468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    That show always made me feel claustrophobic