Germans? Awwww man So we back in the attic, writing in our diaries page to page, page-page to page The chambers are a gassy one, hoping i can stay away far-far away
Germans? Awwww man So we back in the attic, writing in our diaries page to page, page-page to page The chambers are a gassy one, hoping i can stay away far-far away
2:30 Actually, it was an interesting story. A man named Kenneth Lamar Noid held a Dominoes Pizza store and its employees hostage because he believed that The Noid was poking fun at him.
6:17 it is a alternate universe godzilla that is more fast and has more agility than the bigger gozilla,that godilla is just called zilla for its much littler size than godzillas.I summed it up,where is my oscar award.
SCP #??? Mr. Yawn. Type: Keter He celebrates 0 years selling his mattress products. It is said that laying on his mattresses makes him eat you. He has eaten over 1000 citizens, despite its 0 years of selling. At the very least, the mattress is very comfortable, even after being eaten.
Guys it's real it consumed my little son ever since i wanted to kill it but its 0 years of selling made it so powerful why did they put him on keeter they should put it on the top of the scp ranks
After all these years I finally figured out why Sonic needs car insurance. It’s because he needs to pay back all the cars he destroyed in Sonic Adventure 2 from “City Escape”.
Germans? Awwww man So we back in the attic, writing in our diaries page to page, page-page to page The chambers are a gassy one, hoping i can stay away far-far away
As a Brit I can confirm unequivocally that that VIPOO advert is absolutely genuine! And is it me or does he sound like Tristan from Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged?
That ninja turtles ad is why Arthur fleck turned into the joker
Hahaha. I haven't seen the full movie yet but plan to
@@glassofwater281 yea spoilers his friend sends him the ad and he goes on a murderous rampage
Bananaman559 lol I saw all sorts of clips and memes but not the actual full movie
"You're awful, Raphael."
Sean Miller you get what you frigging deserve
"But can she bring my wife back?"
Miku is your wife now, bluetextperson.
It was TimeCop
You just hear in a vocaloid song, "That crash wasn't your fault."
"Do you watch FOX Kids?"
10 Pictures Taken Seconds Before Disaster Struck
What's the next step? 4Kids's "Shadow Relm" with GOTTA GO FAST in the Background?
When the quiet kid asks if you watch fox kids
hi
1000th like
Namely 1 is that why when I tell my friends about my favorite cartoon they die
6:33 Legend has it, that you can still hear slimecicle screaming in the distance, for the pain and agony this curse has inflicted on him
Yes now worship him or be killed by our greater god
He’s crying in ecstasy and in pain.
5:34 that's Vin Diesels knock off, Vin petrol
And Paul Walker knock off, Paul William Chair... You can call him "Will" too if you want ;-)
@@alexandreturcotte6411 or Paul Jogger :/
Germans?
Awwww man
So we back in the attic,
writing in our diaries page to page,
page-page to page
The chambers are a gassy one, hoping i can stay away
far-far away
Certified underated comment
American Vin Petrol is called Vin Gasoline
5:47 Correction: It can't be an EB Games because they're actually selling games instead of Funko Pops.
Lol so true
- "Do you watch FOX Kids?"
- "No"
-*"So you have chosen death"*
Germans?
Awwww man
So we back in the attic,
writing in our diaries page to page,
page-page to page
The chambers are a gassy one, hoping i can stay away
far-far away
🤣
Dat funneeeeeee
I like the design but do not like movie (because I have not seen it yet)
not me anyway because I'm from Malaysia
8:18 perfectly cut scream
"Lego City Funeral Home"
I'd buy that
Roman Kaplan especially with the amount or river deaths and prison breakouts
Lego made like 2 graveyards
I wish I got my hands on that LEGO Morgue, so cool!
A MAN HAS DIED IN LEGO CITY!
TO THE FUNERAL HOME!
*HEY!*
BUILD THE FUNERAL HOME
AND ITS OFF TO THE RESCUE
Just throw the bodies into the river in lego city
9:20 "I DON'T SPEAK DOMINOS PIZZA, PLEASE EXPLAIN"
It's like the cursed comments subreddit but even worse.
Right on point
REDDIT MOMENT
But better
You mean better
@@LinusTheSecond
How tho? How is this a Reddit Moment?
2:30
Actually, it was an interesting story.
A man named Kenneth Lamar Noid held a Dominoes Pizza store and its employees hostage because he believed that The Noid was poking fun at him.
Kendrick Lamar?!
*LEGO 2014:* _"Everything is awesome! Everything is cool when you're part of the team."_
*LEGO 2020:* ｈｅｙ !!!
Mr. Friendship didn’t you said that on another video!?!?!? 🤨🤨🤨
Mr. Friendship 🤪🤪🤪
😂
That name and image is giving me a wibe that your a Cult leader
2006*
10:17 guess the werehog instincts really kicked in.
0:35 oh no. It’s *that, thing* that showed up in everyone’s recommendations a few weeks ago...
Same ,i think i hate my life
How did u know?
Hold on, if they had the turtle drop his towel, and it’s a TEENAGE mutant ninja turtle, than is that technically illegal?
Same
@@SpectraVondergeist66 Depe0on their actual age at the time. Teenage is anywhere from 13-19.
Next time Diamond Bolt hits a milestone he should make a hour long video with him and his friends just playing that poop game.
YOO CONGRATS TO BOTTLECAP HE’S MY FRIEND
AYYYE
No
@@JackaboiTV ?
@@bottlecap7533 I said, *N O*
@@JackaboiTV **Y E S**
“Why are you eating pickles”
Me: Cowabunga Dude
Imagine sensually eating a pickle in the presence of a Ninja Turtle
Excuse you, the only curse in that Ninja Turtle one is that we can’t see what’s under the towel.
******😐******
You ok bro?
It's all in the jar
@@a.c.7573 that implies there's more than 4 or 5 ninja turtles and those guys all got their pickle ricks cut off
maybe through CBT
A cucumber
9:55 My most fave part lol
You really need to do more DiscordBolt videos more often; this was absolutely hysterical!
7:07 “that was the move that made Lebrun cry”
"i dont like pickles anymore" At least there's always Hotdog Stand for those with food demands.
8:03 This is Luigi after he sold every shell on every seashore in existence.
A rescue helicopter has fallen into a man in lego city
Build the river
HEY
YEH*
a river has fallen into a rescue helicopter in man
build the lego city
The man died because the helicopter has fallen into him
OAML ynnuf os hurB
(Bruh so funny LMAO)
Yoooooo, at 8:38, that boy was pulling the Bella Delphine face before Bella Delphine actually became a thing! 🤣
So what you're saying is she's plagiarizing this kids face?
Giga Pudding is the best advert in the history of all time and nobody can tell me otherwise
That and the Cadbury Gorilla, Man I love that Gorilla
Pudi gave me black lung
GIGA PUDDING
You have been spared for another day by the Pudi Pudi Cult
0:51 I just realized that’s how Michael Bay got the idea for the ninja turtle designs
Bermuda Triangle: I'm the most cursed thing in existence!
Delta Airlines: Hold our Orange.
Juice!
HEY APPLE!
@@quinnlucha5311 AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
7:53 villager looks like he is witnessing a plane plummeting to the ground.
10:11 I have never laughed so much in my life before
"Do You watch Fox Kids?"
*Your contract of living has expired*
Honestly needed something to smile about today! Thank you for posting DB!! Definitely brightened my day!
Glad I could make you smile :)
3:10
The bear and mask guy In the back left are goin absolutely nutty
1:49 I was waiting for that.
11:13 funny enough
I actually got a Raid shadow legends ad before the Video started
11:49 Donald Duck without subtitles
7:55
samus: "what the fuck did they do to my varia suit, i do not like this"
How do you and your friends keep your sanity after watching these commercials???
This comment is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends
"stop talking in Domino s pizza, i cant understand" is one of the best limes Ive heard
GIGA PUDDING
Pudi pudi
10:02 im almost crying
No offense but this seems like a discount version of Carson cursed series
I dibs being discount Jschlatt
To be fair all Discord videos are the same kinda shit
But all of them are hilarious
Ebilbacon88 true true
Mixaila no offense but remember Carson cursed series is just a discount version of Chadtronic cursed commercials series
>:(
6:47 This ad used to play 24/7 on TV and I HATED IT.
Your videos are literally just a look back through my child hood
6:17 it is a alternate universe godzilla that is more fast and has more agility than the bigger gozilla,that godilla is just called zilla for its much littler size than godzillas.I summed it up,where is my oscar award.
11:49 THAT IS DISEASE
-Vincent Sauce
That face is the expression of when you see A MAN FALL INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY 1:31!
I imagine this is how Moxxie would sound if he had a mic
This comment gives me life
I... WOULDN'T BE VERY FOND OF HIM ANYMORE HA HA
I don’t remember what this comment means
That Moxxie pfp automatically gives you like 10,000 awesome points
“That’s not even Godzilla”
Your right. Technically it’s his son.
When I saw Hatsune Miku I clicked so goddamn fast
I want to make a weeb joke..
Same
@@LarsTonguesInAspix we dont do that here
3:46 that didn’t age well
Context: someone posted a video on Twitter/X of a cat getting blended💀
That poster got doxxed by everyone who was horrified and pissed
5:59 I love that show. Its actually great.
1:03 humanity was a mistake.
SCP #??? Mr. Yawn.
Type: Keter
He celebrates 0 years selling his mattress products. It is said that laying on his mattresses makes him eat you. He has eaten over 1000 citizens, despite its 0 years of selling. At the very least, the mattress is very comfortable, even after being eaten.
Original video plz?
That's fucking apollyon. There is no escape.
Guys it's real it consumed my little son ever since i wanted to kill it but its 0 years of selling made it so powerful why did they put him on keeter they should put it on the top of the scp ranks
Damn. Dr. Wondertainment started making mattresses too?
After all these years I finally figured out why Sonic needs car insurance. It’s because he needs to pay back all the cars he destroyed in Sonic Adventure 2 from “City Escape”.
Me: I don't do racial stereotyping
Also me: "Stop speaking weeb"
Germans?
Awwww man
So we back in the attic,
writing in our diaries page to page,
page-page to page
The chambers are a gassy one, hoping i can stay away
far-far away
*stig*
0:31 Are we just not gonna adress that Sabersparks Review of the Playmobile Movie Comes up in Adams Reccomended Page?
3:53
Perfectly Cut Screams 🤣
8:36 But I like this.
Lol
Hey apple-AHHHHHHHHHHH
4:43 I assume this is what the entire Birds of Prey fandom want to do to him after the Sonic movie came out. All 3 of them.
12:21 to all my deaf friends out there, don't worry, we couldn't understand them either.
13:26 This joke is so underrated and the silence makes it 10x funnier
Every god damn TH-camr I watched: This video is sponsored by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
11:49 made me laugh harder than I thought
Pretty sure I wheezed for about 5 seconds straight, which is longer then you think lol
Get Gnomed
8:10 Bowser's echo fighter
B R O W S E R
Hey Dominos Pizza Commercial Starring Hatsune Miku isn't cursed, it's beloved by all. Nick Robinson loved it so much he went to japan for it.
7:46
Link looks soooooooooooo adorable
I'm getting Cancer from cute he looks
Did you mean to say diabetes?
Same I love that precious boi
I liked that commercial it was amazing Japanese commercials are very charming way better than uk commercials
2:54 No... Not him! NO! *NOOOOOO!*
1:44 He talks like he has a trained sniper on him at all times.
13:44 I M G O I N G T O E A T Y O U R K N E E C A P S
11:49 made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣🤣
6:15 Ah I see you're a man of culture as well.
p.s. Db should do a video on kaiju
Some of these are really great commercials, especially the Hatsune Miku Dominos and 3DS commercials
Everything else is just maddening
10:44 as you can see here
This person only eats donuts
A man has fallen in to a river LEGO city, start the new rescue helicopter!
HEY
@@timmyandtommynook9763 Build the helicopter!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
64Hassbot Prepare the lifeline
@@timmyandtommynook9763 ,lower the stretcher, and make the rescue!
2:45 I forgot which creepypasta used the "then I was ghost" thing was from.
8:43 - YES!
that nintendo ad with all the characters makes me wish for a show like that.
I literally clicked on the video so fast when I saw the HEY! Guy
the second i heard "a man has fallen.." i was wholeheartedly expecting something else
(you know what it was)
10:51 this actually showed on 9GO in Australia sadly
5:50
That picture is SO ACCURATE
7:29 his reaction time must be fucking INSANE lol
And I say 0:05! What a wonderful kind of day!
0:01 NOOOOOOOOOOO
0:55 this one is cursed af xD
6:10 holy shit
6:37 this one is even more cursed
8:17 this one became a quick so fast
0:58 is kind of cursed
3:02 made me die from laughter
6:26 Looks like she met with a terrible fate
I just wanted to say...
"HEY!AMANHASFALLENINTOTHERIVERINLEGOCITY!"
I very much appreciate Alukarp having a Moxxie profile picture.
"I don't speak dominoes pizza please explain."
3:52 this is going to be a new meme format
"Subway where winner's eat" Owww -Nathan Drake.
As a Brit I can confirm unequivocally that that VIPOO advert is absolutely genuine!
And is it me or does he sound like Tristan from Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged?
1:22 it's diamondbolt in public
Thanks to the Ninja Turtles ad, now I’m never seeing Ralph the same way again.
I'm in love with this
3:54 Hey apple AAAAHH-
6:08 when you talk shit about fox kids
Didn't knew Agent 47 did commercials for Lego City.