So we have... - Robocop stealing fridges. - Freakish literal horse-face women. - Buff Col. Sanders in a WWE fight. - Caleb doing his best Annoying Orange impression. - And most importantly, the Ford Focus! Yep, just another regular Diamondbolt upload.
I can make this all blend together, here I go. Robocop steals some fridges and hops in his ford focus and drives pass the Freakish literal horse-face women as they watch Buff Col. Sanders in a WWE fight with the real annoying orange ( Caleb ). Then robo cop randomly comes out of the tv with his stolen fridges and ford focus and runs down the Freakish literal horse-face women, all while Colonel Sanders body Slams the annoying orange and chicken. The end (thank you very much for your time)
@BatCatDickBabsJayTimBabyYoda StephCassDukeDamiKateH Agreed, at least we the audience can get enjoyment out of this trilogy instead of wasting time and money with the sequel trilogy while cringing the whole way through.
Hot Colonel Sanders: “THIS ISN’T EVEN MY FINAL FORM. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” Also hot Colonel Sanders: “Buy the Ford Focus, we got Snake, Sailor Moon, Dragon Ball, and Gundam of course. That is how Gunpla Mafia works.
I like how Japan's advertisements start with the product, focuses on the most random shit soon after, then remember the product they were advertising at the last second. Also, the ford focus made me feel like this video was sponsored, you had so many sponsorship emails that you eventually just gave in, net up Raid Shadow Legends
needed this video out so bad, I just got ear surgery today and am recovering, and might need my eardrum repared in the coming months, so thanks, this made my day, have a merry Christmas
you could have like jobby as the host and the joke is that he goes full on gordan ramsey about missing panellines but never paints his own kits! best Wishes have a good day!
4:27 This man hasn't discovered the Itasha car subculture yet. If you like anime and you like cars, you put them together and you get a very satisfying vehicle that may or may not be sfw. Either way it's not taboo and it's celebrated all over, since car people and anime fans are usually pretty chill. If you wanna dig into this just watch noriyaro.
3:31 Idk why but the phrase "Are they gonna fukin chaos control into a car" in a nonchalant way is the most ridiculous line ive ever heard. And its hilarious!
Please, please make a video about the ABC3 Australia Day specials, like the soccer match and cricket etc. That always ended up ruining Kayne's house XD
So we have...
- Robocop stealing fridges.
- Freakish literal horse-face women.
- Buff Col. Sanders in a WWE fight.
- Caleb doing his best Annoying Orange impression.
- And most importantly, the Ford Focus!
Yep, just another regular Diamondbolt upload.
and also another Colonel Sanders that makes me question my sexuality-
Don't forget Metallic Madness Act 2
You forgot Underground Gunpla Staring
Also 7-Up destroying the world
I can make this all blend together, here I go.
Robocop steals some fridges and hops in his ford focus and drives pass the Freakish literal horse-face women as they watch Buff Col. Sanders in a WWE fight with the real annoying orange ( Caleb ). Then robo cop randomly comes out of the tv with his stolen fridges and ford focus and runs down the Freakish literal horse-face women, all while Colonel Sanders body Slams the annoying orange and chicken. The end (thank you very much for your time)
10:28
If you listen Closely, you can hear a fan shouting, "GO GET EM COLONEL!!"
Everyone:speaking about the colonel. Diamondbolt: I C A N T H E A R Y O U O V E R H O W A R O U S E D I A M
Dear god he liked my comment. A gacha kid. What the fu-
@@Lintyw4lf HE CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER HOW AROUSED HE IS
@Hollow Donkey "map" is not a community,its a Meet up of people with mental illness that got touched the wrong way by uncle joe in middle school
@Hollow Donkey you mean carson
@Hollow Donkey call me carson
7:42 THAT IS LEGITIMATELY A GOOD IDEA. I love Gordon's antics and some good gunpla.
The guy who stole the 7up is robocop before he became a cyborg
It’s all coming together
It tasted like McDonald’s sprite
Makes sense
Ah yes the diaomondbalt lore runs deep within these commercials
Yeah he senses that the fridges have 7up so he plans to incinerate the 7ups so that the world thosent end
The randomly clear “ELI RUN!” at 12:21 never fails to make me laugh for some reason.
This trilogy is better than Caleb's Annoying Orange voice
@BatCatDickBabsJayTimBabyYoda StephCassDukeDamiKateH No
hey aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
@BatCatDickBabsJayTimBabyYoda StephCassDukeDamiKateH That's not a difficult accomplishment.
@BatCatDickBabsJayTimBabyYoda StephCassDukeDamiKateH correct
@BatCatDickBabsJayTimBabyYoda StephCassDukeDamiKateH Agreed, at least we the audience can get enjoyment out of this trilogy instead of wasting time and money with the sequel trilogy while cringing the whole way through.
Fridge: *exists*
Robocop: "it's free real estate"
i laughed harder then i should have
@@ry4435 me too
@@juliusparantar7044 I did not
Can't have shit in Detroit
YES! THE FRIDGE IS MINE!
as a Gundam loser, I laughed hysterically at Hell's White Base, thanks Bolt
AN EXPOSED NUB?!?! ON A SUPER FUMINA?!?! YOU ENTRY GRADER!!!
As one of the 109 people who get this bit I am proud to be a Gundam loser
hope I don't mess up my rg hi nu gundam or people gon fuck me up
I dont do Gunpla despite being a Gundam fan and I also laughed.
15:37 we’ve got him bois 🍊
Everybody's gangster until the teacher turns into a giant chalk and flies at you
I thought it was a missile
@@soundwave-superior7372 not that far off tbh
Everybody gansta until milk commercial turns into attack on titans
M-Mista?
@@soundwave-superior7372 it was
Hot Colonel Sanders: “THIS ISN’T EVEN MY FINAL FORM. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
Also hot Colonel Sanders: “Buy the Ford Focus, we got Snake, Sailor Moon, Dragon Ball, and Gundam of course.
That is how Gunpla Mafia works.
I like how Japan's advertisements start with the product, focuses on the most random shit soon after, then remember the product they were advertising at the last second. Also, the ford focus made me feel like this video was sponsored, you had so many sponsorship emails that you eventually just gave in, net up Raid Shadow Legends
Eat some food and you will cause the apocalypse
Fun fact the KFC commercials is actually a KFC Philippines commercial.
@@spycrabenjoyer5227 wait what, how have I not seen that
“Boomers have no rights in this elevator”- Lutzayy
;)
needed this video out so bad, I just got ear surgery today and am recovering, and might need my eardrum repared in the coming months, so thanks, this made my day, have a merry Christmas
And to you! Hope you feel better soon.
@@DiamondBolt I'm feeling great, thank you!
This has 69 likes so this wholesome
1:04 I don't know why, but PaperPlane's reaction made me gut laugh. He sounds legitimately startled XD
Imagine if Diamondbolt got a fard focus for chrismas.
Breaking news:
Australian man gets ford focus
Ugly horse-tatoo people and colonel sanders are displeased
@@spooderman6312 you should make the news titles now.
Snake would hunt him
*fard
fard focus
6:28
“You too can destroy the world for $0.72 USD”
Hell's Kitchen with Gunpla is actually a good idea.
Someone get one of the hobby warehouses to sponsor it
Hell yeah!
YOU FORGOT THE SEAM LIIIIIIINES
@@zetarise9376 wait a god damn minute you’re the guy who helped me get into gundam
you could have like jobby as the host and the joke is that he goes full on gordan ramsey about missing panellines but never paints his own kits!
best Wishes have a good day!
If more TH-cam ads were like that 7-UP ad, I wouldn't complain about youtube ads.
I CALLED ROBOCOP AT 3AM HE STOLE MY FRIDGE NOT CLICKBAIT.
Edit: Thanks for the likes.
Comment be like:OMG SO SCARY!!!!!
Lol
@@momin.r4921 lol
we gundam fans appreciate that you understand Gunplas. thank you.
You mean evangelion but with better graphics
They better put in Robocop’s Ford Focus in the 2010’s Robocop sequel.
2014
I'm not gonna like this just for the joke of having 69 likes
Just get the original actor that played him.
11:50 “these edibles ain’t shit” broke me😭
I legit thought the rock monster ad was a legit youtube ad in the middle of my video for a few seconds there.
Same here.
That was Devil May Cry 5.
Me to
Same.
Thanks for bringing these to our attention, they're amazing!
I misheard 3:00 as "raw me" and didn't even question it.
12:13 That reminded me of:
- Starla from Slither (2006)
- A tick
- A cyst
12:30, SA2 fandub only eggman. diamond bolt is man of culture
Maybe, but it can also be just the Cutscenes? I dunno
The Wendy’s girl is like “colonel give me some of your chicken”
R34 ALERT
Nah Wendy would throw down and kick the Colonel's ass
@@nickrustyson8124 ara ara, says the Wendy's girl.
@@cupwasneverhere Wendy's Girl: Show me how finger lickin good it really is
Bro he stole their fridge, and they go "Woah breaking and entering."
Put it with cyberpunk music and it's breathtaking
"Robocop took my fridge. Can't have shit in Detroit."
7:19 Looks like someone didn't watch Build Fighters
Ok that horse ad made me need A LOT of holy water
I'm pretty sure they're serial killers.
Can we all appreciate Aya's Venti fanart at 16:50
4:15 the greatest crossover doesn't exis...
4:27 This man hasn't discovered the Itasha car subculture yet. If you like anime and you like cars, you put them together and you get a very satisfying vehicle that may or may not be sfw. Either way it's not taboo and it's celebrated all over, since car people and anime fans are usually pretty chill. If you wanna dig into this just watch noriyaro.
I was waiting for this so long. This series is my favorite. :)
The epic trilogy has happened! Only diamondbolt would make something this iconic
7:10 i was building my mg full cloth while while that part happened lol
who ever built the barbatos lupus put his bicep armor on upside down at 7:54
Imagine if Dragonball Evolution had a Ford Focus in it
14:00 reboot company?
Yes
Warning, u will lose all data r u sure?
Yes
"He just un-vored a Dog"
OwO
10:40 I feel bad for The Miz. He had to wear a fucking chicken suit 😂.
7:23 JoJos bizarre adventure part 3 summary
Almost finished part 3, it’s sort of like that
I'm replacing Gundam with stand
And it works 😂
8:39
I’m so glad that I’m watching this in 1080p at high brightness.
More videos in this format would be amazing! Especially ones that's uncut or live streamed.
12:19 looks like not only i thought of this
2:19 why does it look like RoboCop is flipping us off instead of pointing
The extended gunpla builder pandering section is very much appreciated
KILLA QUEEN DAISAN NO BAKUDAN, BITES ZA DASTO! 5:32
As usual, these videos shatter me! Thank you so so much for making these videos and I hope I see more!
I saw the KFC man again
*therapy can’t help me now*
Colonel Sanders?
3:31 Idk why but the phrase "Are they gonna fukin chaos control into a car" in a nonchalant way is the most ridiculous line ive ever heard. And its hilarious!
Im watching this at 1 am and im trying to contain my laughter, this was the present i didnt knew i needed, good job
12:53 Yeah.....I'm never sleeping again.
It’s like that one anime about horse girls. I forgot what it was called.
@@reneemachuca3026Is it Uma Musume?
10:18 no not again
01:55
Made me laugh way too hard
1:08 did anyone notice the commercial uses Were Out of Gas from Back to the Future Part III?
Finally someone noticed!
@@robertcortez4956 I see you are a man of culture.
Fried Chiken: [Exists]
Robocop: It's free real estate!
0:58 Because of the thumbnail, I thought that it was a Mortal Kombat 11: Aftermath Advertisement.
9:52 Magic Colonel Extra Crispy in theaters now
I don't know why but when he did the annoying orange impression I gaged from laughter and almost threw up.
Thanks DB
8:05 thought this was an ad because of how HD it is since most commercials in the beginning were running at 144p
Please, please make a video about the ABC3 Australia Day specials, like the soccer match and cricket etc. That always ended up ruining Kayne's house XD
I'll be honest the robocop part was probably the funniest thing that I have ever heard and seen. Nothing will top it ever
11:40 *gasp* Caddicarus had this on his "Top 10 Traumatic Kids TV Moments" video!
Oh yeah I remember that ad. Please never remind me of that add
This video speaks to me on a spiritual level
6:54
Wow, I love gundam build divers re-rise
You know a video is good when Paperplane starts it off
9:05 is that Howard wolowitz
9:38-Nice!~😏
8:27 OOOoOooOhh is that a Jobbythehong review I see?
14:38 SHAVE IMPACT!!!
3:37 well the ad worked
Of course my favourite scene from RoboCop is when he starts eating Asian food after stealing someone's fridge
Those horse girls........suddenly i dont want to see Bojack Horseman in live action !
*I've Watch Part 1 and 2 Before This So I'm Pretty Smort About This Series*
This is the best 1 out of tje 2
Merry Christmas, Diamondbolt. Thank you for making our quarantine so much better! ^^
2:53 so a regular cop?
I would totally love to see a livestream of them reacting to cursed commercials that would be awesome
3:13 SNAKE THE FORD
Merry Christmas, Bolt! Love your cursed, cursed gift
3:23
I laughed so hard lmao
8:09 i just realized this was a dmc ad
Is my Birthday, thank you
Happy birthday
Happy Day Of Birthing
Happy birthday my guy
Thank you all so much
Happy anniversary of the day and you skates from your mothers womb
I love the "Enough I'm giving you a Ford Focus!" it's like the car is a punishment, which it is
14:16 it’s Morphin time
Thanks for showing some of my best commercials I've been in
8:00 me a Frame Arms fan I got that reference
8:12 Hey isn’t that a DMC5 trailer ?
Haven’t seen that one before
Yis, I submitted that one lol
DMCV is like my fav game so I had too put it in there somewhere
@@nebten10 it’s Top tier game but that commercial is GOD TIER. It’s SSS.
1:37 halo infinite is looking good
Ngl, that Japanese 7-Up ad actually made me want a 7-Up so I guess it worked
8:08 I’ve been looking for this commercial for so long, what is it called
It's an ad for Devil May Cry 5.
Cursed commercials was an understatement, this is nightmare fuel.
When i watched this, the ad i got, confused me so much, i thought it was part of the video
I've never wanted a Ford Focus until this video, Thank you DiamondBolt!
Wait around 12:00 what why us tv in the fireplace
Who knew the best soda ad was the one telling you to NOT buy the soda
5:06 Protests in China be like: