Remember those commercials where the two Japanese businessmen went to the homes and said “Wii would raik to pray”? My mom bought a Wii immediately after.
8:57 I bet during one of the reshoots he ended up kicking the kid over the head and had him hospitalised for a week, they brought in a replacement kid and fired him the next day.
Funny story about this video: See my parents were in bed and it was 1am and I see this video and it appears that the Discord crew was in it. Someone in my head said 'kill all Shark Tale puppies' so in response I played this video. 5 seconds in I laughed the house down and died because my parents woke up to the laughter. Rip me *Internal damnation screams'
11:08 I can see this guy describing Final Fantasy 7 like this "in a world where this spiky haired dude with ridiculously big sword travels around a map to stop a guy that destroyed his home town from destroying the world using this black ball thing that summons a giant flaming ball from the sky while not wearing a shirt"
Girls locker room : talking about boys Boys locker room : clank gets assassinated while ratchet fall from the roof and solid snake gets killed for learning about ford
7:31 he just wanted to kill his rivals so mario can be his rival because we don’t see mario in the commercial, I’m saying it he’s a yandere in my eyes in the commercial
I want a Smash Bros Ultimate mod when the only difference is every time Ganondorf attacks he goes *w i c k i w i c k i w i c k*
That perfect to troll people online. Just use that sound in each attack.
@@comixproviderftw_02 BANNED
Girls locker room: i hate p.e
Boys locker room: clank gets assainated
quickswitch the autobot I killed him
@@BallisticSoul6 noooo
Girls locker room: Ewww you like bob
Boy’s locker room: The legend of zelda is pretty rad
Clank reminded the teacher about the homework
Where that horny thing is going after a guy
Piraka: *breathes*
Bolt: HELL YEAH
Zelda: Link you need to stop drinking
Link: WELL EXCUUUUUUUSSSEEEE ME PRINCESS!
Zelda: Link, you have a serious issue. We need to solve it so that the demon pig man doesn’t gain all of the Triforce and rules over everything
@@manuellara9644 Link: *"WELL EXCUSSSSSEEE ME PRINCES!"*
Did you realize Link is only 17 in that ad?
oliwer jepsen
And you ruined it
@@corneliusbinklefredickbear9936 Zelda: Link if you sober up I'll show you my rupees
Looks like the ''DiamondBolt Cinematic Universe is getting bigger and bigger! (DBCU)
the DBCU
Better than the MCU even.
id watch the hell out of it
This was the day the world knew
Link is an alcoholic
he was a sodaholic
Discordbolt is chaotic enough,
*THE MADLAD CONDENSED IT ALL INTO A VIDEO.*
Maybe not *all* the chaos
@@crackofdawn805 NOPE ITS ALL CHAOS
Shockwave 151 yes but not all of the chaos is represented in this video
@@crackofdawn805 agreed
I need to join this server
0:38 The "End Call" bumper at the bottom popping up made me think I was really on Discord for a sec.
didn't expect to see you here
Slops
And 6:45 is grandpa max v
Look mum there I am
Hahahah
look mum a guy with no life sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
@@hashtag2137 OK 9 year old
@@JayPlusForerunner He said sorry.
Good for you son
Nobody:
Diamondbolt: Piraka theme works with the Smash trailer!!!
Oh hey look a comment section
Oh hey look a video
Oh hey
*Alcoholink*
p e r f e c t i o n
Link, stop drinking that soda YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DRINK MILK DANGIT
Link: *throws bottle into the ground*
Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusseee me princess
2:57 for people who cant hear it now thanks to the subtitles, he says "I want that report on my desk now"
Never have I laughed harder. Glad a part 2 is coming sometime.
I wonder when part 2 will come.....
Jesus died for our sins but
*SOLID SNAKE DIED FOR FORD!!!!*
he was a true patriot
Should've used a fake death pill or ration ¯\(°_o)/¯
War, has _changed._
Sonic: Get Happy!
Everyone: Well boys, we did it. Depression is no more.
Also, it was Luigi who got decapitated
Oh hey it’s a dia-
Oh it’s on discor-
...
o h n o
What? I don't get it
What makes this great is that this is just a group of friends having a good time.
Remember those commercials where the two Japanese businessmen went to the homes and said “Wii would raik to pray”?
My mom bought a Wii immediately after.
she loved that bad joke so much
10:34 Well boys, we did it. Depression is no more.
4:58
I don't know why but "Joker from Mass Effect" with the Halo theme in the background feels so powerful and I don't know why.
8:57 I bet during one of the reshoots he ended up kicking the kid over the head and had him hospitalised for a week, they brought in a replacement kid and fired him the next day.
Snake: Colonel i have two nukes coming to my locat---
Colonel: But Snake, the Ford Focus
And Isabelle that makes Piraka Crew
Thank you for honoring the all mighty wooloo with your icon.
8:44 When your mom says no to not buy that new transformers and you star having a mental brakedown!
Funny story about this video:
See my parents were in bed and it was 1am and I see this video and it appears that the Discord crew was in it.
Someone in my head said 'kill all Shark Tale puppies' so in response I played this video.
5 seconds in I laughed the house down and died because my parents woke up to the laughter.
Rip me
*Internal damnation screams'
I love how this video slowly descends into absolute chaos...it’s perfect!
- The Lego Bros
The Lego Bros Reviews yo I remember you
Profs streams
Code Con Yeah, I remember you too! Hey!
No one in Existence:
Diamondbolt: YO YO, PIRAKA!
Me: are you also finish with my Nintendo switch
My cousin: I need to tight up the graphics
Me: what
11:08 I can see this guy describing Final Fantasy 7 like this "in a world where this spiky haired dude with ridiculously big sword travels around a map to stop a guy that destroyed his home town from destroying the world using this black ball thing that summons a giant flaming ball from the sky while not wearing a shirt"
Omg. XD. 😂.
I actually can't breathe right now, that was too good.
Diamondbolt is becoming the Australian CallMeCarson
aged terribly
That it did
Let’s hope that he doesn’t groom like Carson did
how did it age terribly
Ain't no waaaaaaay
4:42, Hey, I used to have a blue DSi XL like that one!
5:21
I watched that right after having watched Misery and it confused me, glad to know whenever I see a desk next to the window I’ll freak.
10:45 when I going to get my test back but is upside down
10:29 we did it boys, depression is no more
I think you're confusing awful with secretly amazing😁👌
Secretly "BRILLIANT"
*Awful Gaming Commericals*
Me: “Here’s all the 90’s commericals”
“Joker from mass effect” as the halo theme plays, well played bolt, well played
I wanna see more of you guys reacting to these commercials. Really hilarious
Actually, in the UK, Mirinda is very common and tastes very nice.
Don't judge link.
Also in Saudi Arabia.
@@AbdAbdAbdAbd Australia used to have it at KFC. Now it's just Sunkist. Last time I saw it was in New Zealand nearly a decade ago.
3:09 when you see friend going a date with your crush at the window
Wooloo is officially your spirit animal because god damn your voice fits
Hey Bolt! I didn't get the notification, but found it on my homescreen 17 minutes late!
I don't even know what most of this is & I'm laughing my butt off! Just the presentation...
2:33 that grandma that taught you about using the EyeToy for PlayStation 2 correctly
11:08
Doesn't help that the lead artist for that game went on to do hentai.
Where, send link and Name, i'd like to acquire knowledge on why it was done, nothing else....
That’s awful. Where?
I'm sorry what
Was that the punch time explosion narrator?
(Sees my own SFM poster at end of the video) *Happy pirate protogen noises*
Also, great video.
11:08 This is one of the most hilarious lines in a commercial I've ever heard! 😂
4:02 When the teacher steps one foot out of the room.
I clicked so fast I dislocated my framing shoulder and broke my finger
"This... Does put a smile on my face."
Hahahahaha!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for uploading this man!
Girls locker room : talking about boys
Boys locker room : clank gets assassinated while ratchet fall from the roof and solid snake gets killed for learning about ford
5:33 when your mom is yelling at you for bad grades but your dad walks into the room with an empty bottle of whiskey
When I saw that this was a collab I instantly got ten times more excited!
Oh I love you guys so much! Keep up the hilarious content.
Not you too Rachet, not another inter species romance, please, no more, not another Sonic006
*Bestiality romance
3:23
JFK Assassination 1963 colourized
In Australia it's perfectly legal to put someone in a hospital if they steal your vegemite just as long as its with a boomerang
1:51 this number is ether:
1. Still working
2. 99% rerouted to a phone sex hotline.
Pretty sure it’s the latter.
8:13 thats pure 2013 nightmare
The stuff that Link drinks at the start isn't really alcohol, it's Mirinda, an orange juice-like drink in a bottle, it tastes pretty good too
That was brilliant. I could not stop laughing.
I mean Luigi was always able to use the super nut right?
5:39
You know that clutch powers is coming back in Lego ninjgo
As a Ganondorf main, I absolutely agree that when I kill someone I go “WIKIWIWA”
“Joker from Mass Effect.”
*Halo theme plays*
I love these kinds of no script videos :)
>it's power rangers
I died on the inside
9:39 tipp from a toku fan: Don't call Sentai Power Rangers
I hate it when people do that.
power rangers
7:31 he just wanted to kill his rivals so mario can be his rival because we don’t see mario in the commercial, I’m saying it he’s a yandere in my eyes in the commercial
3:42 Bro Predicted The New John wick Movie
9:32 Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater
This made me laugh out loud....but I woke up my family
11:58 He forget get his schizophrenia pills.
Ya'll do great content together. Really like these vids. Keep it up DB and the rest of you did a really goodjob.
This is so good, i laughed a lot XD
I'll give you 10 bucks to mock ships in all your childhood shows Diamondbolt
2:14 Ah shit, Grandma's having a seizure again.
6:47 anyone hear how the Colonel sounds? Idk if it’s the video but colonel sounds like Grandpa Max from Ben 10
Paul Eiding
Seth Green: I chosed a warrior. What will you chose?
Caleb: Joker from Mass Affect. (Halo theme plays)
3:35 jfk went afk
Your videos are bloody amazing
Thanks for hearting my comment 😃
9:24 confirmation that diamond bolt has watched Garfield gameboy’d?
NO anything but not that nightmare fuel😰
Glad your doing this chat thing again for some new videos
4:05 “War is Hell...”
Fun fact: the commercial at 8:07 is from my home state LMAO
Edit: I just noticed it is from my home county too 😂
OH MY DAYS I loved adventurequest and the ads when I was younger
6:40 uh oh, Arsenal Gear is going weird again.
5:15 does anybody else remember cute Mario bro’s. The plush channel.
OH GOD LOOK AT THEM AT 9:03
The Adventure Quest ad has the voice of the unicorn from adult swim robot chicken skits
9:37 this is a parody of Japanese live action show called super sentai aka the show that has been adapted for power rangers
5:44 long ago the 4 nations lived together in harmony
When it was the add before metal gear 3 how ever laughed sounded like cat in the hat
7:35 I NEED to show this to my dad.
VEGEMITE!
More people are likely to die in ads than shark attacks😂
11:08 is my favorite part lmao xD