Don't eat the food Don't eat the food like Jesus Christ don't you'll be my controller oh s*** I'm being spied on I think I'm being smart on advice sniper cookies He's 325, 226 mi away from me so I have to say this Don't obey the server 1:02
Real talk. My relationship with my dad was not the greatest. It eventually started coming around. Then he passed away. It was awhile ago but it feel like yesterday. It sort of blurs together. It is nice to see a familiar Dad once in awhile. So thank you. For your entertainment and for helping to fill a massive void in my life.
I just got fired, and I'm 39 years old. Now that I have 425K saved for an early retirement at age 50, 10K in an HSA, and a property that could yield an extra 200K, what possibilities do I have for a steady stream of income?
Is it time for a career shift or should I consolidate my investments into a single account? If I go for the latter, how do I do it right, and what could be the drawbacks? Plus, with a $200K property sale on the horizon, should I combine my investments or diversify them across different markets?
These are crucial questions for a financial planner. I met mine at a NYSE summit, and with her help, my wife and I reallocated our $1.7M portfolio between a traditional IRA and a brokerage account. She’s been making investments with our approval and has helped us recover twice our losses. We’re holding steady and carefully navigating more markets
Dad. Don't you know that Theory Candy is completely normal. You're looking too deep into things. Maybe you should go to a therapist. Just ignore the play button on their desk
Replica Dad is just as qualified as Real Dad. I’m sure they would be best friends. I couldn’t be here during the premiere but I will watch it now. Look out for the new Film Theory host hiding behind the bushes!
Theorist Candy is a catalyst to awakening theorist senses of those who consume it. That's why there's a boom of theorists and video analyses channels rn
A shadow left among the sequence of 0’s And 1’s a masked facade of Innocence and yet blind by the shade of A grain of sand in the hourglass, this timeline… Will be interesting to spread our Ascension… Very… interesting…
Whats interesting is our wonderful PERFECT Dad didn’t mention Ash. Ash also has been working VERY close with Matpat and they could easily cover Dad lore LIVE (or notLive) so im worried about that too
its been a while since i checked in here. this may be dads channel but this time im the one whos back with milk lol.. glad to see dad is still going strong
GUYS. Theory has a H in it. What else has a H in it? H. E. Double HockeySticks. Who is involved with this HELL? Occults. COINCIDENCE? I Think not. And That’s a Dad Theory.
Thank you for your video, … you know,.. I can’t recommend Shellane Maxwell enough! When I first approached her, I was overwhelmed about retirement planning…Thanks to her guidance, I was able to restructure my investments and focus on high-yield options. Within just a year, my retirement fund grew by 55%!
She also helped me create a savings strategy that allowed me to set aside an additional $10000 a month. Now, I feel confident that I can retire five years earlier than I originally planned. If you're serious about securing your financial future, Shellane Maxwell is the one to talk to!
Dad, you don't need the server. Turn your viewers into a sort of processor. Utilize the collective minds to aid in your research. Our ape brains might be just a fraction of what the server could do, but fractions can add up.
Dang, Dad, it feels like it has been forever like this was a past version of me watching you. Trippy, three-dimensional fun stuff! Was Matpat part of a quilt?* Gasp, no! Scarlet imploding the universe = terrifying. The server and all my friends disappeared for a few days! Uh oh Forest, you better watch out, or possibly run? Run Forest Run from what may be coming! PARTY IN VEGAS....or PPPAAWWTYY RMMGMH VEGAARIUSEMSE *whilst eating too many candies* lol omg that was an awesome interview...thank goodness you got that candy. New project, Lore, Parking Lot? what will happen? murder mysteries from mysterious candies? Matpat has been taken over by the candies! someone help Matpat...but what about Barbara? oh no! BARBARA! slams fist into ground Charlton Heston style
Omg I feel like I am a part of the podcast Nightvale - Episode 13, not trying to promote but dang...please @Dad give it a listen! It's a Story About You...and I made a cool project out of it but I never related how much both of you relate.
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@@DadFeels I honestly feel honoured to be your first commenter!
@@Damian_OnPawz🙏
So what's next theorists 😏
how to food get
Five bucks says Dad ate Matpat.
What exactly is 'FOOD' made of anyway?
No comment
@@DadFeelsWHAT IS INSIDE DEM CANS OF FOOD????
One horse says neigh!
10 bucks says Matthew patthew ate dad
Of ALL the things the program decided to remix for new stuff, it HAD to be this.
Thaaaaaanks, TH-cam.
I was wondering if you were going to show up to this!!!
New update on the dad channel? Video soon???
you're welcome
Sounds about right :D
Don't eat the food Don't eat the food like Jesus Christ don't you'll be my controller oh s*** I'm being spied on I think I'm being smart on advice sniper cookies He's 325, 226 mi away from me so I have to say this Don't obey the server 1:02
DAD IS BACK. THANK THE TH-cam ALGORITHM, THANK THE SYSTEM.
I appreciate Dad's investigative journalism. Dad understands we are lacking Food, but is ready with Tea.
Real talk. My relationship with my dad was not the greatest. It eventually started coming around. Then he passed away. It was awhile ago but it feel like yesterday. It sort of blurs together. It is nice to see a familiar Dad once in awhile. So thank you. For your entertainment and for helping to fill a massive void in my life.
Hope you’re doing alright
Last time I was this early, Matthew Patthew hadn't retired yet.
That phenomenon can happen if you're not careful
Dad...just eat the candy, don't overthink it, TH-cam really needs you to eat the candy.
Never!
Dad come back from your retirement. Hormel needs you.
The final sentence is Latin and it translates to “The end is the beginning of our infinite future”.
1:19 The bartender is just part of the backdrop, LOL.
I just got fired, and I'm 39 years old. Now that I have 425K saved for an early retirement at age 50, 10K in an HSA, and a property that could yield an extra 200K, what possibilities do I have for a steady stream of income?
While seeking a financial advisor at this point is sensible, postponing retirement could be a more prudent option
Is it time for a career shift or should I consolidate my investments into a single account? If I go for the latter, how do I do it right, and what could be the drawbacks? Plus, with a $200K property sale on the horizon, should I combine my investments or diversify them across different markets?
These are crucial questions for a financial planner. I met mine at a NYSE summit, and with her help, my wife and I reallocated our $1.7M portfolio between a traditional IRA and a brokerage account. She’s been making investments with our approval and has helped us recover twice our losses. We’re holding steady and carefully navigating more markets
That is really great, my portfolio is not doing well. Who is your professional?
*June Renae Matthysse* Her performance is consistently impressive, and she’s a real name to know in the industry. Check her out
Mathew Pathew is the funniest thing I've heard all day.
what could mat POSSIBLY be hiding?
I think its because he wanted to retire at 38, which, like, good on him. Still got a few years before everything hurts so hes making the most of them
suuure
Matpat lore at the end of 2024 wasnt on my bingo card but I'm here for it!
that "dadvertisement" had serious cyberpunk vibes. loved it
👀 But hey, that’s just a theory! A MatPat retirement theory!
Missed opportunity to say A DAAAAAD THEORY!!
Dad. Don't you know that Theory Candy is completely normal. You're looking too deep into things. Maybe you should go to a therapist. Just ignore the play button on their desk
Replica Dad is just as qualified as Real Dad. I’m sure they would be best friends. I couldn’t be here during the premiere but I will watch it now.
Look out for the new Film Theory host hiding behind the bushes!
Theorist Candy is a catalyst to awakening theorist senses of those who consume it. That's why there's a boom of theorists and video analyses channels rn
Literally my dad, disappears for a long time, and appears... For a short time. Thanks dad 😃
*Raises Hand*
Question: Does Dad like Nachos???
Sure
This is truly astonishing work Dad!
You've opened my mind!
Who is safe? Can we trust Ollie?
Damn Dad came swinging, MattPat watch your back!
A shadow left among the sequence of 0’s And 1’s a masked facade of Innocence and yet blind by the shade of A grain of sand in the hourglass, this timeline… Will be interesting to spread our Ascension… Very… interesting…
I can't believe the theory people would try to hide stuff from us, thank you Dad for warning us on these substantial matters.
Whats interesting is our wonderful PERFECT Dad didn’t mention Ash. Ash also has been working VERY close with Matpat and they could easily cover Dad lore LIVE (or notLive) so im worried about that too
his wasnt showing up in my feed, i randomly searched matpat, this turned up not long ago. wow creepy
Thanks Dad! Stop by for tea anytime!
Told you dad was infinite...
its been a while since i checked in here. this may be dads channel but this time im the one whos back with milk lol.. glad to see dad is still going strong
Why did you leave me?
I’m sorry dad I didnt eat enough can of food I wasn’t thinking straight I will never leave dad again
Be careful Dad.
Wonder who will try to cover up Dad's discoveries first: Film Theory or Food Theory.
GUYS. Theory has a H in it.
What else has a H in it?
H. E. Double HockeySticks.
Who is involved with this HELL?
Occults.
COINCIDENCE?
I Think not.
And That’s a Dad Theory.
Matpat is an imp. He "retired" from youtube like 6 times
Thank you, Dad. I will cherish this information, Dad.
There's no FOOD... until Dad perfects his formula.
I just watched matpats theory and found this on the comment he left and it was 30 minutes old:0
Heck yay dad is sincerely hope more more theories come out soon its crazy what's happening in the story
I'll be surprised if Dad doesn't end up as CEO of TH-cam after defeating Matrick Patrick. But that's just a theory.
Oh god… GUESS IM BACK ON THE JOB * Racks shotgun*
Dad, why didn't eat the candy? You should've eaten the candy!
Never
DAD!! YOU CAME BACK WITH THE MILK! ITS BEEN SO LONG! 🥹
I just assumed he had suffered a major injury due to his 10 second beating.
I didn’t box matpat. That was matt Watson
@DadFeels lol. I totally thought it was the same guy. I gotta pay more attention.
"Washed up, elderly TH-camr..." I think Nathen and I are about the same age. Is this why my back and knees hurt? And why I end all texts with lol?
Oops
When the theory becomes the theorist
Thank you Dad. I will always be here. Watching.
Thank you Dad. Your familiar face brings me ease and comfort.
“Huh this will be interesting- oh good it’s just dad”
Not *Mathew Pathew* lmaooo 🤣
thank u for coming back father
Been waiting for this since your first teaser after his retirement.
Aint no way dad just came back like this
Hello, person who looks like Dad. When can we expect to learn more about the Man in a Room?
Soon actually
Hey Dad! 😂
Indeed, FOOD is far more important than people realize.
Yeah, they are definitely up to something. I will have to keep an eye on them.
Holy hell I clicked on this thinking it was some stupid video then saw who made it.
I feel stupid, I remember this channel but not what it is about. Can you explain to me?
Last time I saw this guy was in an Alex Bale ARG, and now's back!
Man, Dad's everywhere
Hello again Dad. Its always nice to see you again.
Is it true that each season has new characters? I don't think I realized that and after Andon left I got Very Lost.
“Andan”. No there was only one season and had all the same people.
Dad exposing Matthew Patthew, I need more food for this.
He couldn’t become like the other influencers who become PDF files so he he died before he could see himself live long enough to become the villain
I miss you Dad...
man its been a bit, i have to rewatch the entire series soonish again
Dad!! Eat food, obey the server, rule TH-cams
I miss you so much Dad... ;.;
Thanks Dad
Thank you for your video, … you know,.. I can’t recommend Shellane Maxwell enough! When I first approached her, I was overwhelmed about retirement planning…Thanks to her guidance, I was able to restructure my investments and focus on high-yield options. Within just a year, my retirement fund grew by 55%!
She also helped me create a savings strategy that allowed me to set aside an additional $10000 a month. Now, I feel confident that I can retire five years earlier than I originally planned. If you're serious about securing your financial future, Shellane Maxwell is the one to talk to!
She mostly interacts on Telegrams, using her name.
@shellanemaxwell she’s verified
You know I was able to save over $55,000 last year, which I reinvested into my retirement account due to her tax strategies,
With her help, I paid off $25,000 in student loans ahead of schedule, freeing up more money for my investment
Oh so it was this investigation that took you so long with the milk
What a great disguise. Who could ever suspect?
We all know theres nothing in that cup
Nothing but facts
Don’t you worry, Dad. Ole Carl is on the case.
How did I manage to get on to a Dad video??!
Thanks for the real tea, Dad!
mathew pathew, count your days. Dad's on your trail
I.... CAN handle the truth!!!
DAD we love you DAD
0-0, that is very surprising…
Send this to film theory
It all makes sense now....
Hype I love Realitea, Dad & Matpat 🎉❤
realiteas back hecc yeah 🎉🎉🎉
DAD, let me out of your basement.
I live in a car.
@@DadFeels cars have basements
Thank you for pulling back the curtain on Mathew Pathew
You’re welcome
@ Dad, you should know, I'm still jamming out to Everything is Fine on a daily basis. That's some good bop.
Thank you for revealing this information dad, I knew Matthew Patthew couldn’t be trusted. This is why I only trust dad.
👍
I've got my unbreakable F.O.O.D. mug. It will always be full of red F.O.O.D.
Now I gotta know what that candy tasted like
You spat it out… but was it tasty tho? 👀
No. Tasted like pennies
@ Ick! Curiouser and curiouser…
1 VDO of Daddy's !!! That is what I am going to say. You may not get it; but it is kind of a dumb joke. 1 VDO of Daddy's !!!
The taste of realitea, sure is sweet!
Oh boy I can't wait for the new videos
YAY! New DAD!
Dad, you don't need the server. Turn your viewers into a sort of processor. Utilize the collective minds to aid in your research.
Our ape brains might be just a fraction of what the server could do, but fractions can add up.
Can someone please get matt patt more food.
Don't Eat The Candy...
Dad? You've returned?
Dang, Dad, it feels like it has been forever like this was a past version of me watching you. Trippy, three-dimensional fun stuff! Was Matpat part of a quilt?* Gasp, no! Scarlet imploding the universe = terrifying. The server and all my friends disappeared for a few days! Uh oh Forest, you better watch out, or possibly run? Run Forest Run from what may be coming! PARTY IN VEGAS....or PPPAAWWTYY RMMGMH VEGAARIUSEMSE *whilst eating too many candies* lol omg that was an awesome interview...thank goodness you got that candy. New project, Lore, Parking Lot? what will happen? murder mysteries from mysterious candies? Matpat has been taken over by the candies! someone help Matpat...but what about Barbara? oh no! BARBARA! slams fist into ground Charlton Heston style
Omg I feel like I am a part of the podcast Nightvale - Episode 13, not trying to promote but dang...please @Dad give it a listen! It's a Story About You...and I made a cool project out of it but I never related how much both of you relate.