The way two of the clips were put together basically made the sentence “William Afton having just spontaneously exploded, kind of like Zelda except animatronic murder themed.” What a legendary sentence
im convinced ge was told to say that by someone on his team and he had no idea what it meant. i mean even recently he talked about not knowing what a tumblr sexy man is
the "and no i am not referring to this guys pen-" line right before the "now I've got your attention and probably the attention of the government" line was pure comedic genius😆
We have the check stubs from different accounts. Almost $1000 paid in different amounts. To Mr. James Reynolds way back in 1791. is that what you have are you done?
We have the check stubs, from separate accounts Almost a thousand dollars, paid in different amounts To a Mister James Reynolds way back in Seventeen ninety-one
You are uniquely situated by virtue of your position Though 'virtue' is not a word I'd apply to this situation To seek financial gain, to stray from your sacred mission And the evidence suggests you've engaged in speculation An immigrant embezzling our government funds I can almost see the headline, your career is done I hope you saved some money for your daughter and sons Ya best g'wan run back where ya come from
"it also means that an impressionable 10 yo is gonna be much more likely to save you from that horrific death by throwing his balls in your face-" HELP BRO I CANT BREATHE LMAO 😭😭😭😭😭
It also means an impressionable 10 year old is gonna be much more likely to save you from that horrific death by throwing his balls in your face... and it's here that Mario's fireballs REALLY deliver the surprise
"We'll go around to me being impregnated-" I'M FUCKING ROLLING 🤣🤣
I know
WAIT WHICH VIDEO WAS THAT LINE FROM I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FOUND IT FOR AN HOUR NOW-
@@M4t_P4tGTI DONT REMEMBER THE NAME BUT SEARCH HIS FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S PLAYLIST, ITS ONE OF THEM
@Dave_G4ming He says it at 9:13, on this video. “Three New FNAF Theories”. th-cam.com/video/40nUhMa56lw/w-d-xo.htmlsi=h87Qko59RDBH321_
@@M4t_P4tGTin start, 2nd or 3rd
Oh, we're gonna miss you MatPat.
🫡
Absolutely. One of the best.
Indeed. One of the best
"Thanks for watching"
o7 you bloody bastard o7
“We’ll get around to me being impregnated by a video game” 💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️
In the flesh
3:58 thses 2 back to back is so
@@ggyt1234like Ennard
0:38
"and giving birth to a baby rabbit" 💀💀💀💀💀💀
"It also means an impressionable 10 year old is gonna be much more likely to save you from that horrific death by throwing his balls in your face"
I read this with dirty thoughts... 💀
@@buizelmeme6288that's the goal.
Best one.
I have dark humor and a dirty mind. *help me*
My dirty mind 🌚
I think that the main reason we love MatPat is cause his theories make absolutely no sense but they're very entertaining to watch.
They make sense to me
They make sense if you watch them. They can get really wild, but he explains all the reasoning.
Their
they make sense if you're smart
mappat
The way two of the clips were put together basically made the sentence “William Afton having just spontaneously exploded, kind of like Zelda except animatronic murder themed.” What a legendary sentence
Where? 🤣 I MUST know.
@@calyx8808 2:33
"not even that loli over there is sexier than math." He said this in his SAO video...
im convinced ge was told to say that by someone on his team and he had no idea what it meant. i mean even recently he talked about not knowing what a tumblr sexy man is
The amount of people who are on the internet and don’t know what a Loli is confirms that it’s just a simple mistake
It sounds like sarcasm to me.
@@FangriaI don't know what a tumblr sexy man is. I've known what loli is for years. There's thousands of memes about Loli's.
@@day7163 that says more abouy you than anything
"Sometimes I just wanna bury my head in my hands and scream" I feel you Matpat, I feel you
“And this is where Mario’s fire balls really come into place: it all comes down to rubber.” 💀😭🤣
i want to leave a reply to this comment.
@@Corrbius_i want to leave a reply to this reply
@@cheetahs360 I want to reply to your reply to my reply to this comment.
@@Corrbius_ I want to reply to your reply to my reply to your reply to this comment.
4:07
the "and no i am not referring to this guys pen-" line right before the "now I've got your attention and probably the attention of the government" line was pure comedic genius😆
Whos here watching after matpat retired? 😭😢
Me
maptat
Me
Me. His theories were kinda wack, but my GOD, he was such a chill guy. He deserved the retirement.
And now today about three hours ago: Bittersweet goodbye to Mat
it was great
0:42 OKAY THIS MAN HAS GONE TOO FAR SOME ONE TELL SCOOT TO WRITE US THE LORE
"Or at least they did a better job of covering it up"
"THAT'S RIGHT"
…scoot
SCOOOOOT
3:40 I don't know whether to laugh or cry at the fact that this sentence makes perfect sense to me
"and no i am not referring to this guys pen-" got me
Edit, AYE I AM FAMOUS
Same
:P
matpat use to be so unhinged with jokes and i loved it, hes still pretty kool tho
I actually remember watching that video years back, when I was obsessed with Portal. It was the only clip here I recognized as a result
Lol
i keep forgetting that matpat mpreg is a canonical part of the fnaf universe and every time i remember i cry
Search up Mattrap, it’s their ship name
@@DaggerDemon thank you but what on earth about my comment made you think i would like to see more of that
WAIT WHAT
@@bubbletea-v4717 idk lol… knowing me I prob commented at 2 in the morning sooo…
“I’m a goose! Take a gander at me. Your new MC flying free, cutting your bush and spilling your tea!”
-Matpat
“Save you from your horrific death by throwing his balls in your face”
😂😂😂❤❤❤
This should become a Geoguessr-like game where you guess which video the funny out of context clip came from
Genius
"I hate people. I hate every other human being on this planet."
Literally 1 second later: "I love it!"
“DON'T YOU TELL ME HOW MANY CALORIES I CAN EAT B-" - MatPat
Oh my god seeing the king of random show brings me so much nostalgia. I watched this videos so much when I was a kid
its sad hes not around anymore :(
Bro he keeps uploading videos
@@onedude1389 You clearly aren't watching them, then; Grant passed away in 2019. The channel is run by other people now
RIP KoR
"awh look at this cute little sloth, awww, alright back to crack"
-Matpat
3:58 my favourite lmaooo 😭😭😭
The way he says it is just too perfect
I will miss the puns, no matter how bad they were.
Goodbye matpat.. we will miss your outro.. no.. everything.
"Nyeh. thrown my 💫⭐🌟✨sTaR rOd✨🌟⭐💫 at you."
powerful indeed 0:58
What is this vid even called?
This vid hits harder now knowing that MatPat is retiring. Thank you, MatPat, for you.
3:59 im dying of this line
Oh my god me too❤😂
This might honestly be one of the funniest videos i've ever seen
3:17 more like GORE PAIN
Who's here after he retired.
He’s not retired yet
4:34 mr vice president… mr Madison…. Senator Burr, what is this?
Omg somebody else noticed it!
@@hannahameling4303ikr!
@@hannahameling4303 obviously
LMFAOOO I LOOKED UP WHEN I HEARD IT
We have the check stubs from different accounts. Almost $1000 paid in different amounts. To Mr. James Reynolds way back in 1791.
is that what you have are you done?
2:25
Yeah I mean based on the last clip you definitely do have my attention I guess.
It escalated so fast
He's on a list in North Korea
0:53 COCKAROT??😭😭😭
finally someone else mentioning the fact he said Cockarot
Bro did dirt on Goku 😭
Mat Pat: "Up top?"
Me: * trys High fives Mat through my mac book
2:39 riding inside of Monty 😭
Looks like we all came here for the same reason boys.
1:15 Thats gonna live in my head rent free for god knows how long
Thank you matpat for everything. Your leaving is unbearable
2:10 this description of the fall guys beans was hilarious to me for some reason
2:34 i didn't know zelda spontaneously explodes
I’m gonna miss him.
Im going to miss matpat
This was sheer chaos indeed thank you for making this chaotic ❤❤
2:21 there is no way this is real
I'm sorry
th-cam.com/video/q5w6ieaTxGA/w-d-xo.htmlsi=6iUnS2suvscF3n3O
old mat was wild
Wee wee cube must suck
“Everyone’s getting their dick’s out for harambe.” - MatPat in the minecraft isn’t flat intro
4:33 Mr vice president… Mr Madison… senator Bur . . . What is this
I heard this, said it, exited the video, saw your comment and screamed
We have the check stubs, from separate accounts
Almost a thousand dollars, paid in different amounts
To a Mister James Reynolds way back in
Seventeen ninety-one
@@itskashidk same loll
goodbye, matpat. this video put a smile on my face with all these memories.
4:04 ok that got me
3:50 the a,punt of times I rewatched this because I just could *not* stop laughing is, frankly, ridiculous. But I still haven‘t stopped
It's legitimately my favorite clip of the video
@@Stelllar02 do you know which video that clip is from? :)
Summoned a whole fandom with that end card buddy
Dear sir, I hope this letter find you in good hea-
The most unexpected part of this video for me was the Hamilton instrumental playing in the outro
We Know.
Mr. Vice President, Mr. Madison, and Senator Burr all want to know why.
You are uniquely situated by virtue of your position
Though 'virtue' is not a word I'd apply to this situation
To seek financial gain, to stray from your sacred mission
And the evidence suggests you've engaged in speculation
An immigrant embezzling our government funds
I can almost see the headline, your career is done
I hope you saved some money for your daughter and sons
Ya best g'wan run back where ya come from
THE FNAF ONES THOUGH-
“Bloody bloody murder puppet” is crazy
3:00 "MAT STAWP OUR ROADS ARE FALLING APART!" thats what i would have said XD we will miss u Matt lol.
"He's taking the roads
He's taking the sidewalks
He's taking the CONCRETE of the people that live there"
@@WhereMySmilingCrittersAt lol
Coming here to cope today tbh
Same here
We'll all miss matpat
0:25 Kinda off-topic but I really liked this green screen style of episode and I wish it had stuck around.
WHAT EPISODE
gonna miss him
This boutta blow up in recommendeds
Watch it, then watch it with your eyes closed
im coping..
"a giant 15 foot tall trash rabbit"....
Thank you Matpat, we're all gonna miss you
😢 f in the chat for matpats retirement
F
o7
Did his retirement die!?
Honestly thought I was watching a genuine theory video for a solid minute
Wow Matpat really is such a treasure :3
"it also means that an impressionable 10 yo is gonna be much more likely to save you from that horrific death by throwing his balls in your face-"
HELP BRO I CANT BREATHE LMAO 😭😭😭😭😭
you forgot to put in the infamous "DONT TELL ME HOW MANY CALORIES I NEED BI-"
crying rn i'm gonna miss him sm
The second and third ones are why I love matpat
Matpat slays in every way I exploded when he said theory in the FNaF movie
I'm going to miss his crazy out of context clip
0:38 had me speechless
That was probably the most wild fazbear frights story I've read so far lmao
BRO GAME THEORY WAS UPLOADED FOR THE FIRST TIME ON MY BIRTHDAY????? THATS A WACKY THEORY RIGHT THERE THAT EXPLAINS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY(⊙ˍ⊙)
DONT TELL ME HOW MANY CALORIES I NEED BIT-
you forgot that one
This hits different now, I could see a massive version of this from all of his work soon.
YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU’RE ASKING ME TO CONFESS-
0:31 I love science lol
UP TOP!!!
@@Linda-p1z8oYES
"Cockarot" nah bro I'm dead 💀
How do you think he got chi chi?
4:11 "I hate other human beings. I hate every other human being on this planet right now."-Matpat
I heard that matpat is slowly going into madness, didn’t know it was this bad
i love that i recognize all of these episodes
That’s a weird adjective to use in the title 😂
0:39 this is surprisingly in context
IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT COCKAROT????
2:56...Is...Is Matpat a JSchlatt fan? Because that's some fuggin' JSchlatt fan level shit. XD
“IT’S FREE”
Jschlatt: “IT’S NOT FREE-“
4:11 same MatPat, same
"how do you manhandle your pickle?" -mathew Patrick
"Matpat is a natural thermite grenade maker"
as someone who has never heard of this guy, i am both horrified and confused. well done.
Matpat tricks you into thinking about weird video game conspiarcy when really he's teaching you school subjects or useful information.
2:24 NAHH WHAT? MATPAT WAS WILD BACK THEN IG
The number of clips from the ridley episode here is shocking.
so many of these compilations include the context, you are a saint for legitimately discluding it
I hated reading “in the flesh” and the reminder Matpat had just said just really triggered me
It also means an impressionable 10 year old is gonna be much more likely to save you from that horrific death by throwing his balls in your face... and it's here that Mario's fireballs REALLY deliver the surprise
God I miss the Hello Puppet game
tbh even though this is Mat out of context, i kinda felt like "yea makes sense" the entire time watching this
miss him