"Just stand outside, someone will let you in eventually" As someone who's been court ordered to turn themselves in for a weekend, that's EXACTLY how it is. "Why are you here? I was told to By who? Judge X Wait please..." 30 minutes later someone comes outside and cuffs me and asks the usual questions lmfao
I find it so weird why they feel the need to cuff you. I mean you are a safe enough individual to be out in society moments prior, and you are law abiding enough to turn yourself in. As if someone would go through the hassle of turning themselves in to suddenly become violent...
Give tropico 3 or 4 a try, you learn harsh truths like 'religious people just arnt numerous enough to riot' or 'now i have a high school, noone wants to do farming!'
@@Davesoft This is a cities skylines problem as well. Now that i have education, even as small as elementary schools, nobody wants to work in the industry
@Shrimp Lord Hehe, I think the "please demolish all pubs" mission is a wink to the user that these """"requests"""" can be refused without a problem, since the vicar who brings the mission is clearly an acoholic :D
@@samiraperi467 well yeah but American revolution and Australia is a better place and is close to India so can't blane Britain for making Australia a prison colony I see absolutely no problems with that yep totally understandable
at least there aren't poisonous spiders and biological figher jets around the place. plus there hasn't been two trillion fires so this is ultra australia
Spiff: Plays Prison Architect. Establishes a Banana Republic instead. Also Spiff: Plays Tropico, a game about being a Banana Republic. Architects a prison instead. Top.
That's sort of the mirror image of real life, where more well to do and well educated were sent to gulags, so yeah Ang Serns point is pretty invalid. Would be more accurate to say, just stay dumb, poor and praise anyone in power to keep yourself from a all expenses paid trip to Gulag.
It only sounds ridiculous because you grossly oversimplified the transaction, but you aren't that far from reality. More laws = more crime. More crime = more (for profit) prisons. More for profit prisons = more political lobbying. More political lobbying = more laws.
I personally love that the radio station works without power just the thought of some guy screaming into a dead microphone about the greatness of spiff is a fantastic notion
2:30: "So, what you want to do, is build the most expensive building you can, demolish it, then save & reload the game. Now, suddenly, we have more money!" So, basically what you're saying is...the fastest way to beat the game is through insurance fraud? Sounds legit. 20:18: "You have to remember that crime is fantastic!" So, basically what you're saying is: "The secret ingredient is crime."
yes unfortunately in the 80s mainly, for some reason the US govt allowed private companies to make a prison and be paid a tax give out per prisoner held, not only that but then allow them to profit in other ways as well which is completely ridiculous, essentially its the same problem that the Media has here, where they are paid a tax grant to run the business and pay employees to be a Public News Source, but then they are allowed to get money through advertisers and other means, which is actually the opposite of how it was setup and supposed to work, i have no idea why they let this happen or why we the people allow it to keep happening.
this is where we are supposed to keep govt and public services separate from business, which is a big part of capitalism cuz govt should only regulate and put restrictions on business to make sure all big and small business works on equal fields, and public service businesses run with the money they get from taxes and it pays everyone but theres no "profit" to be made, if there was it would just go right back to the tax pool the citizens pay for said services. (whats supposed to be the Federal Reserve but thats an already completely F'd system now lol) but now they just take in as many people as possible to gain as much tax grant money as possible while milking any other system as well, like food, rehab programs etc. just like the main stream media say F facts, lets do the bad or racially charged stories that get ppl angry, now that capitalism and the democracy has already been broken since the 70s-80s mainly theres no direct method for the ppl to impact those systems. so come on america lol, lets start thinking and stop acting like things are out of our control, especially when we like to act like we get to choose things and our country is a solid reflection of our people cuz of voting, so we need to remember how these systems were supposed to work and keep the country an accurate representation of its population, then we will finally see how they are now broken and need to be fixed / adjusted, before it ends up socialism.
The current US prison system is a lot like the former Roman way of collecting taxes: they (Rome and america) sale the rights to a pacific job (for Rome collecting taxes and for the US selling the right of imprisonment) and then collecting the proceeds.
This vid has my favourite opening hes ever done. "Thank you steve, I'm glad you thought so highly of me. Your family will be returned within the fortnight." 😂😂😂
@Der deutsche Kaiser What makes your comment even better for me, is the fact that I'm german. So I love Spiff, I love RTGame and I totally love that your name is in my native language 😂 It's very rare and kinda strange to find something german in english videos/comments.
i love how i came here for "broken prison only challenge", then got a 2 million to win the game speed run bonus!! absolutely hilarious videos! you sir are great.. cups of tea all round .
"I can imagine that my entire french viewership is gone... But then again, didn't really have one." PARDON!!?? I feel insulted, Sir Spiff. All this time, we've been watching you to study your decadent royalist ways, prepare the European Invasion, and find a way to steal all of your delicious tea... And you just ignore our existence? I think not! Je suis profondément outré... Un peu de respect pour vos ennemis, Monsieur Spiff!
@@gufosufo337 IDK man the GIGN (french counter-Terrorist force) are pretty good. I think they only lose 1 or 5 members a year and always capture their targets alive
@@gabagool_and_psychiatry4856 Now now, you're either with us or against us. Or dodging drones. Or spreading misinformation. El Presidente Brandon is watching...
TBH my first thought is Australia since it was originally planned as a penal colony. But I'm also an American so I think I'm contractually obligated to not know that information since it pertains to another country.
Dear spiff, this island is known as Ireland, and the devs of tropico 6 had personally asked the Irish streamer, RT game, to design a island, after a while, the island was added It’s amazing to see a legend live on another’s legends work
"The courthouse is a building where we literally just make money off of all the people in prison." This actually describes the American criminal justice system quite well at present.
@Jordan B. Peterson's Pet Communist Lobster What are they going to do, kidnap him off a boat and railroad him into convict labor? Oh, wait. Uh, Spiff old buddy, may want to hold off on that cruise.
@Jordan B. Peterson's Pet Communist Lobster of course they make profit, the inmates either work and generate revenue to pay the expenses, or the whole population has to suffer again because of the criminal by paying for prisons.
@@MetalHev Look, 1/4th of ALL prisoners of the world are in the USA, no other country makes money on imprisoning people. Only Americans do, for everyone else criminals and inmates are a liability (and any other country is doing everything it can to make people not go to prison) , for American judicial system having as many inmates as possible is the goal. Prisons have LITERAL QUOTAS to fill. It's just a business which uses human life as currency, other guy comparing it to actual slavery is right.
I’ve used this before, but less as a hack, more as a way to funnel any rebels into value added work. Great work! Who knew crime can drive a “successful” island 😂
Bro, did I just watch a gamified version of how the prison industrial complex system works?! you just pulled a matpat and educated us... you're something else, funny and actually BRILLIANT!
Spiff: We're going to speedrun the game using exploits Also Spiff: And to do it, we're going to use RTGame's map that the game creators got RT to make.
"I can imagine that my entire french viewership is gone... But then again, didn't really have one" Think again buckaroo ! We also appreciate tea, sometimes even Yorkshire tea ! Who'd've thunk ?
Well the importation fees from America are too expensive (85.92 €) per sugar gram, so its slightly overbudget, so get your (perfectly balanced and totally hum... fine according to the Geneva convention ) workers to make sugar costing less than 500€ a box ( roughly 50 grams of sugar) : )
This makes me think of privatised prisons... money made from people's incarceration. Prison is for punishment but most importantly reformation and rehabilitation. Being offered therapy, anger management, mental health services and education can help an individual much, much more than being stuck in a small box for a couple years
Sir, what you are saying Sounds nice...... But this would COST money and wouldn't GENERATE money. And we are still playing Humankind with Moral on -100% and egoism on max +100%, so I am afraid to tell you, your logical, moralic and plausibel thinking will never happen.
You know in all my time playing this game it never occurred to me to ask where all these people in need of rescue were coming from. I may be slightly naive.
I love this game. It has inspired me to play the pirate mods for Civ5 and 6. Pirates don't produce anything in these games but rum. They didn't build the pyramids they stole them. Don't ask how, just know that if you give them enough rum, they will get the job done. They don't have pirate workers, they stole workers to work for them, mostly to make rum.
Kesshin o So.....you think the US government is worse than China. I mean, I’ll be breaking Chinese law in this comment when I say Xi Jinping looks like Winnie the Pooh. If I lived in China, I’d be fucked for saying that. Fuck China.
That early exploit reminds me of a game where the user by mistake found out that selling the building during pause does not remove building so he could just sell non stop and break the game. PS You no wanna hire 20+ girls as "maids"? ;)
18:02 I might represent the only french viewership in there for I have been exiled in France since the day I was born. Dear me. Anyway. Hi from overseas Lord Spiff of Sealand!
I got into it for the Cold War shenanigans, but tbh it's way more fun to be a sadistic despot than to be a filthy commie doing my best to provide for my people. Although I just like the resource management gameplay tbh. It's like a city builder meets a colony sim.
"a button which would... allow me to arrest - on sight - every single unemployed person. That would be fantastic!" - Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, Speech in the House of Commons (31 July 1984)... No wait... sorry, It was Spiff!
Spiffing Brit, you've made the "Perfect" tyranny simulator. It's so elegant, so... balanced, that I feel Limbic Entertainment should pay YOU for showing players a whole new game nestled inside this one! Another fantastic video Spiff!
@@thatonenon-uniqueindividual Oh yes, stupid Americans being arrested for silly things haha. What was that officer, I'm arrested for making a mean tweet? Very good sir, perfectly reasonable, freedom of speech is silly anyway!
>has sudo powers against a nation's persons, property and thoughts >even still, needs more exploits You thought you'd play the games with exploits, but the games played you into a human exploit. GG
El Presidente will not throw my family in prison for next 10 minutes if I like the video. Me: *look at the clock* 18:27 Me: there is still more than 10 minutes left of the video...
idk if any one told you spiffing, but the ireland map in tropico 6 was actually made by RTgame. he made a whole stream about it and some of his own inside jokes are on the map, such as his mii character, his cat and also it has his initials written on a beach to.
240 Population... 150 in rebel faction lmao
Yes spiff but an island where everyone is in jail already exists it's called Australia (stonks)
Just like Chile right now
wouldnt that make the rebels a majority thus makin spif a rebel?
@@davidhughes5125 Bold of you to assume Australia makes money.
@@KillinTime2792 Bold of you to assume Australia even exists
Plays prison architect: grows trees.
Plays tropico: builds a prison.
Plays sim city: builds a dictatorship
@@calumrobertson2561 Well, that is just playing sim city normally.
Fantastic
@@thespiffingbrit Just like never drinking tea while watching your videos makes perfect sense :D
Plays Sims: Becomes a serial killer.
Game about running a prison
Spiff: Let’s farm resources and have no prisoners
Game about farming resources
Spiff: let’s make a bunch of prisons
Yep that's Spiff
This comment is underrated. It also illustrates how perfectly balanced Spiff likes to play games.
Dont forget skyrim, a game with no modern technology
Spiff adds guns
Meanwhile sheggy in fallout new vegas punches everything to death
Don’t ask it just makes sense it’s just. WorkS
What if Spiff made a prison but assumed it was on Tropico...?
"Officer, why am I under arrest?"
TO GENERATE CURRENCY
And don't forget to pay those 156 toll booths on your way to work next time!
Disregard bitches, acquire currency.
Sounds like America
American justice in a nutshell
The game should be called Americo
"Just stand outside, someone will let you in eventually"
As someone who's been court ordered to turn themselves in for a weekend, that's EXACTLY how it is.
"Why are you here?
I was told to
By who?
Judge X
Wait please..."
30 minutes later someone comes outside and cuffs me and asks the usual questions lmfao
So you only had to stay a weekend?
I find it so weird why they feel the need to cuff you. I mean you are a safe enough individual to be out in society moments prior, and you are law abiding enough to turn yourself in. As if someone would go through the hassle of turning themselves in to suddenly become violent...
And here I learned more about reality in this 30 minutes than I ever learned in years of government and business classes combined.
I studied for two years in business...and the Business Law book weighed more than the rest of my college books😂😭 *so* *much* *info*
@@LordWyatt
Took a Intro to Biz Law myself years ago. Dropped class but kept book and for a while used it as a step stool.
Give tropico 3 or 4 a try, you learn harsh truths like 'religious people just arnt numerous enough to riot' or 'now i have a high school, noone wants to do farming!'
@@Davesoft This is a cities skylines problem as well. Now that i have education, even as small as elementary schools, nobody wants to work in the industry
@Shrimp Lord Hehe, I think the "please demolish all pubs" mission is a wink to the user that these """"requests"""" can be refused without a problem, since the vicar who brings the mission is clearly an acoholic :D
This video should have been called “Spiffing Brit recreates Australia on Ireland on Tropico 6”
Or USA, to be fair.
@@samiraperi467 well yeah but American revolution and Australia is a better place and is close to India so can't blane Britain for making Australia a prison colony I see absolutely no problems with that yep totally understandable
Spiffing Brit meets Call me Kevin
@@thespiffingbrit ah, good, you're finally awake...
You know when you know there’s shit in your ass but you can’t shit but it still feels like you can shit? I feel like that right now.
Spiff picked the RT map and I’m kinda shook
I was hoping he would
I don't think he saw the references tho, sad boi hours tbh
RT = Our Tea. How could he not?
@@ObliteOath rt is irish and we all know how ireland and britan get along
Not only did he pick RT´s map he just flexed on it
"Crime is essentially getting people arrested for free" - Spiff 2019
Spif 2019: "Freedom always loses in the end."
America 1776: *Sweats profusedly*
Canada 2022:
"By having an entire nation rammed into one tiny jail"
Australia. You want to remake Australia
You really are British
at least there aren't poisonous spiders and biological figher jets around the place. plus there hasn't been two trillion fires so this is ultra australia
an anomally Australia light
an anomally WOW ur actually gonna say that
@@theplaylistcollector2910 its hyperbole
Bonus points for the prison being on fire
Spiff: Plays Prison Architect. Establishes a Banana Republic instead.
Also Spiff: Plays Tropico, a game about being a Banana Republic. Architects a prison instead.
Top.
Raymond Biskner also also Spiff : Plays Arma, starts a monopoly on rolexes
Raymond: Copies a joke from above, changes some words and acts like OG
The ones who did not get fooled: ???
@@UncleHam1337 this one makes more sense than the original i think
Favourite Comment, right here!
Person: Is uneducated
Spiff:
TO GULAG
Education is important kids, it keeps you from going to the gulag.
@Ang Sern It did not help the German children getting gangraped in Berlin during and after ww2 did it? Good old communism.
@@oyvey304 You must be fun at parties.
@JoelJames2 You must be late for parties.
That's sort of the mirror image of real life, where more well to do and well educated were sent to gulags, so yeah Ang Serns point is pretty invalid. Would be more accurate to say, just stay dumb, poor and praise anyone in power to keep yourself from a all expenses paid trip to Gulag.
Can you imagine the FBI showing up and saying "our country's economy needs you" and they just straight up arrest you
The FBI no, but the local cops, absolutely.
would be especially worrying since i live in england
I imagine it would only be possible if you were unemployed which makes you deserving of arrest!
Can you imagine the FBI showing up and saying "our country's economy needs you" and they just straight up inject you with covid
It only sounds ridiculous because you grossly oversimplified the transaction, but you aren't that far from reality.
More laws = more crime. More crime = more (for profit) prisons. More for profit prisons = more political lobbying. More political lobbying = more laws.
I personally love that the radio station works without power just the thought of some guy screaming into a dead microphone about the greatness of spiff is a fantastic notion
The Spiffing Brit: "Is it possible to turn a profit by putting all your population in jail?"
America: ( ⚆ _ ⚆ )
Watch a few episodes of cops and tell me they don’t deserve it
BuckingFuffalos69 nani?
China: I told you guy it work
@@BuckingFuffalos69 yeah but like there are people serving life sentences for dealing a narcotic that is legal in other states
America: Yes, we've been doing this for 2 centuries now.
Spiff: "We can slap that bad boy down anywhere, it makes no difference" as he is building it right on top of some homeless people's shacks.
But they get a nice home in prison. Probably better than that old shack anyway.
The Spiffing Brit: Everyone that is unemployed and uneducated will be imprisoned.
Children: *Heavily Breathes*
The child labor option in Frostpunk: *Laughs labourously(?)*
The usual TH-cam Viewer: heavily sweats
2:30: "So, what you want to do, is build the most expensive building you can, demolish it, then save & reload the game. Now, suddenly, we have more money!"
So, basically what you're saying is...the fastest way to beat the game is through insurance fraud? Sounds legit.
20:18: "You have to remember that crime is fantastic!"
So, basically what you're saying is: "The secret ingredient is crime."
Here is a totally fun, inconsequential, exploit!
*accidentally vaguely demonstrates how the american prison industrial complex works
Kinda edgy ngl
@@cammy649 He's not wrong though...
yes unfortunately in the 80s mainly, for some reason the US govt allowed private companies to make a prison and be paid a tax give out per prisoner held, not only that but then allow them to profit in other ways as well which is completely ridiculous, essentially its the same problem that the Media has here, where they are paid a tax grant to run the business and pay employees to be a Public News Source, but then they are allowed to get money through advertisers and other means, which is actually the opposite of how it was setup and supposed to work, i have no idea why they let this happen or why we the people allow it to keep happening.
this is where we are supposed to keep govt and public services separate from business, which is a big part of capitalism cuz govt should only regulate and put restrictions on business to make sure all big and small business works on equal fields, and public service businesses run with the money they get from taxes and it pays everyone but theres no "profit" to be made, if there was it would just go right back to the tax pool the citizens pay for said services. (whats supposed to be the Federal Reserve but thats an already completely F'd system now lol)
but now they just take in as many people as possible to gain as much tax grant money as possible while milking any other system as well, like food, rehab programs etc. just like the main stream media say F facts, lets do the bad or racially charged stories that get ppl angry, now that capitalism and the democracy has already been broken since the 70s-80s mainly theres no direct method for the ppl to impact those systems.
so come on america lol, lets start thinking and stop acting like things are out of our control, especially when we like to act like we get to choose things and our country is a solid reflection of our people cuz of voting, so we need to remember how these systems were supposed to work and keep the country an accurate representation of its population, then we will finally see how they are now broken and need to be fixed / adjusted, before it ends up socialism.
The current US prison system is a lot like the former Roman way of collecting taxes: they (Rome and america) sale the rights to a pacific job (for Rome collecting taxes and for the US selling the right of imprisonment) and then collecting the proceeds.
"Thank you Steve, I'm glad you thought so highly of me, your family will be returned within the fortnight. " is a very British sentence
"Freedom always loses in the end."
It's true, just ask Blizzard Entertainment.
Shhhhhh we do not talk about them
@@Emma_7567 we do when it's a joke at their expense. :P
ask hong kong in a few years
*angry American noises intensify*
Or the NBA.
"Aggressive adoption strategy" I think spiff could be a lawyer with that kind of word play.
No, the US government would hire him to repeal the 13th amendment.
Alex Warnke treason
This vid has my favourite opening hes ever done. "Thank you steve, I'm glad you thought so highly of me. Your family will be returned within the fortnight." 😂😂😂
The Spiffing Brit: Puny rebels vs Tank
Me: Tiannamen square
I'm disappointed Tropico 6 doesn't feature Cr1tikal as a Voice Actor like in Tropico 5.
Damn. Justin's fast
Wait, you’re not dead?
He’s the male tourist I believe
Thank you for telling me this. "I hate skinny women"
@Goat what does he whine about ?
As a french guy, i can relate, I wouldn't want to get exiled to France : We don't have Yorkshire Tea.
True
Odd, I live in Romania and we do have Yorkshire Tea
I'm Swiss from the French-speaking part so does that count?
Spiffing Brit: Chooses Ireland
Me, an RTGame Fan: Hold on a minute...
Villager #9 For context for anyone who comes across this comment RTGame made this map
Der deutsche Kaiser That is exactly what I thought. Immediately came down here to see if anyone else saw.
@Der deutsche Kaiser What makes your comment even better for me, is the fact that I'm german. So I love Spiff, I love RTGame and I totally love that your name is in my native language 😂 It's very rare and kinda strange to find something german in english videos/comments.
@Random Gaming That's not very epic of you. Are you even a gamer?
@Random Gaming shut
Spiff: We'll place down a dungeon here, and place a dungeon next to it!
Me: That's a prison
i love how i came here for "broken prison only challenge", then got a 2 million to win the game speed run bonus!! absolutely hilarious videos! you sir are great.. cups of tea all round .
The Ireland map was made by RTgames lol
@@thespiffingbrit that is cute as heck
@@thespiffingbrit
I heard it stood for "Rocking turtles"
@@thespiffingbrit @rtgames
@@thespiffingbrit Oh this is lush.
The Spiffing Brit RT wants to bury that in the past. We will not be silenced.
"I can imagine that my entire french viewership is gone... But then again, didn't really have one."
PARDON!!??
I feel insulted, Sir Spiff. All this time, we've been watching you to study your decadent royalist ways, prepare the European Invasion, and find a way to steal all of your delicious tea... And you just ignore our existence? I think not!
Je suis profondément outré... Un peu de respect pour vos ennemis, Monsieur Spiff!
But would you not just surrender the day after you declared war
@@gufosufo337 You forgot the part where we steal all the tea!
AND GAIN ULTIMATE POWER!!!!!!!!!
@@gufosufo337 IDK man the GIGN (french counter-Terrorist force) are pretty good. I think they only lose 1 or 5 members a year and always capture their targets alive
That's the Reverend Dr. Lord Sir Spiff to you.
Sorry I don't speak gay
"Everyone's happy" Happiness/approval rating: 1%
Well... Everyone that mattered at least
Yeah, the people who can vote.
"As long as we only count El Presidente as a human being, everything is perfectly fine."
Literally El Presidente, Penultimo, and the Pirates
El Presidente and that one dude just vibing while the rest of the island is on fire, shooting rebels, or in prison for existing
"I want to see I can make a profit by putting an entire nation in jail"
Spiff has never heard of America, 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
ouch right in my free-dumbs.
@@gabagool_and_psychiatry4856 Now now, you're either with us or against us. Or dodging drones. Or spreading misinformation.
El Presidente Brandon is watching...
TBH my first thought is Australia since it was originally planned as a penal colony. But I'm also an American so I think I'm contractually obligated to not know that information since it pertains to another country.
Yeah america has the highest incarceration rate of there own people of all time kind of wild.
@@TotallyCluelessGamer I think the US has 20% or more of the worlds prison population.
2019 Spiff: "Freedom always loses in the end"
2022 Me: "Yep, sounds about right"
"Freedom always loses in the end."
*China liked that*
Former Soviet Russia liked that
Blizzard Entertainment liked that
Careful there you can't just say things like that
"Let's negotiate......military time!" Ah, the King Charles I approach!
Jesus Spiff, first 3 seconds sounds like a Tiananmen Square recreation.
but I don't understand that didn't happen. confused china noises
3,000 to 8,000 civilians killed approx
Oh, you mean that place where [NOTHING HAPPENED] {POST ALLOWED BY THE CHINESE REPUBLIC OF THE PEOPLE}
Spiff: is British
Also spiff: freedom always looses in the end
America: fear 100
*glances at current US events* cough...
@@suburban-mech2107 dude get yourself checked, you're coughing.
Nah the US isn’t that pro freedom all things considered
Dear spiff, this island is known as Ireland, and the devs of tropico 6 had personally asked the Irish streamer, RT game, to design a island, after a while, the island was added
It’s amazing to see a legend live on another’s legends work
"The courthouse is a building where we literally just make money off of all the people in prison."
This actually describes the American criminal justice system quite well at present.
Jacob Tyler It describes ALL criminal justice systems.
@Jordan B. Peterson's Pet Communist Lobster What are they going to do, kidnap him off a boat and railroad him into convict labor? Oh, wait. Uh, Spiff old buddy, may want to hold off on that cruise.
@Jordan B. Peterson's Pet Communist Lobster god forbid someone call BS on a BS statement.
@Jordan B. Peterson's Pet Communist Lobster of course they make profit, the inmates either work and generate revenue to pay the expenses, or the whole population has to suffer again because of the criminal by paying for prisons.
@@MetalHev Look, 1/4th of ALL prisoners of the world are in the USA, no other country makes money on imprisoning people.
Only Americans do, for everyone else criminals and inmates are a liability (and any other country is doing everything it can to make people not go to prison) , for American judicial system having as many inmates as possible is the goal.
Prisons have LITERAL QUOTAS to fill.
It's just a business which uses human life as currency, other guy comparing it to actual slavery is right.
Previously on Spiffing Brit: Turns a prison into a majestic forest.
Currently on Spiffing Brit: Turns a majestic forest into a prison.
Explains how he got the trees
"We're going to see if we can make a profit with most our population in jail!"
*Americas externally*
That's pretty much it! Spot on, mate.
As an American, this hits a little too close to home...
Especially the corrupt police station kidnapping citizens 😬
Hahahahha
Now it just needs violent minorities
I’ve used this before, but less as a hack, more as a way to funnel any rebels into value added work. Great work! Who knew crime can drive a “successful” island 😂
"I want to create an island where just about everyone is in jail."
*Guantanamo Bay has joined the chat.*
*Australia joins the chat*
*Alcatraz has joined the chat*
@China: _Eyes Hong Kong with suspicious intent_
December 30, 1922: *Soviet Russia has joined the chat*
December 26, 1991: *Soviet Russia has left the chat*
@@MultiNaruto900 neyet
tiananmen square 1989
China “the tank always wins”
"If only there was a game where I could build and manage my own prison. I'm bored of running a tree business... i know! Tropico 6!" Spiffing brit
Bro, did I just watch a gamified version of how the prison industrial complex system works?! you just pulled a matpat and educated us... you're something else, funny and actually BRILLIANT!
Fire just rages on in the corn farm as he is firing all his prison guards.
Spiff: We're going to speedrun the game using exploits
Also Spiff: And to do it, we're going to use RTGame's map that the game creators got RT to make.
"I can imagine that my entire french viewership is gone... But then again, didn't really have one"
Think again buckaroo ! We also appreciate tea, sometimes even Yorkshire tea ! Who'd've thunk ?
Est ce que c'est ce qu'on appel de l'humour anglais ?
Are you saying you surrendered to the taste?
@@sbritton1313 I see what you did there ;)
Coffee stinks and yorkshire tea is too bitter, even with 32,3 litres of milk
Well the importation fees from America are too expensive (85.92 €) per sugar gram, so its slightly overbudget, so get your (perfectly balanced and totally hum... fine according to the Geneva convention ) workers to make sugar costing less than 500€ a box ( roughly 50 grams of sugar) : )
1:38 that's RTs Map, if you know him^^
Yeah
This makes me think of privatised prisons... money made from people's incarceration.
Prison is for punishment but most importantly reformation and rehabilitation.
Being offered therapy, anger management, mental health services and education can help an individual much, much more than being stuck in a small box for a couple years
Sir, what you are saying Sounds nice...... But this would COST money and wouldn't GENERATE money. And we are still playing Humankind with Moral on -100% and egoism on max +100%, so I am afraid to tell you, your logical, moralic and plausibel thinking will never happen.
“Courthouses only generate money from people in prison” *ooh, say can you seeeeeee*
"An entire tank"
Implying you can have half a tank?
Look up the polish tk-3.
@@trevorsmith470 it even has only 2 of 4 letters
Well, the Russians sure ended up with a lot of those... that's what happens when you field Soviet equipment over 30 years after it was cutting edge!
Spiff: “Should I bribe my protesters or bring in the military”
Also Spiff: “Go on my lovely squad of armed men”
Me: Fantastic
*China will remember that*
Wait this method seems familiar...
*Remembers the US prison system*
Ahh thats where I saw this before
You mean: *the US school system!*
You know in all my time playing this game it never occurred to me to ask where all these people in need of rescue were coming from.
I may be slightly naive.
I love this game. It has inspired me to play the pirate mods for Civ5 and 6. Pirates don't produce anything in these games but rum. They didn't build the pyramids they stole them. Don't ask how, just know that if you give them enough rum, they will get the job done. They don't have pirate workers, they stole workers to work for them, mostly to make rum.
This strat has officially been endorsed by the Chinese government.
ok boomer
China is asshoe
@@Lin-De that doesn't even make sense in this context
You mean the American government?
Kesshin o So.....you think the US government is worse than China. I mean, I’ll be breaking Chinese law in this comment when I say Xi Jinping looks like Winnie the Pooh. If I lived in China, I’d be fucked for saying that. Fuck China.
Oh, and splendid, you noticed that we completed the mission to "RESCUE" people from off the island...
Yes, indeed Spiff "RESCUE" them from shipwrecks.
"We can slap that bad boy down anywhere", proceeds to put it right on a slum.
The Spiffing Brit: Im going to try to make money in the strangest possible way
America: Am I a joke to you?
That early exploit reminds me of a game where the user by mistake found out that selling the building during pause does not remove building so he could just sell non stop and break the game. PS You no wanna hire 20+ girls as "maids"? ;)
"Everyone knows freedom always loses in the end!"
*looks at UK today*
Yup.
Brexit is terrorism
Oi, you got a license for that toe-nail clipper? Off to the prison colony!
you got a license for askin' people if they've got a license?
come along with us, sunshine.
@@Wowthatsfail lol how?
yep the porn block definatly proves that
I can't remember the last time I laughed at a youtube video half an hour straight. This is Monty Python level material right here. Kudos
Okay, a british person reigns over an island full if prisoners. You sir, have just created Australia 😄
"technically it is a human right violation..." in the rest of the world that is
It's a human rights violation if they are not counted as humans
Spiff: needs policemen and army officers to fight and arrest rebels and unemployed people
Also Spiff: arrests policemen and army officers
18:02
I might represent the only french viewership in there for I have been exiled in France since the day I was born.
Dear me.
Anyway. Hi from overseas Lord Spiff of Sealand!
You created Beaverton Oregon. An actual place where suffering is forced on people to drive them to insanity.
being a sadistic dictator in Tropico 6 is actually kinda satisfying
I got into it for the Cold War shenanigans, but tbh it's way more fun to be a sadistic despot than to be a filthy commie doing my best to provide for my people. Although I just like the resource management gameplay tbh. It's like a city builder meets a colony sim.
@@katanah3195 basically a City Builder after it took a sip of Jasmine Lean
5$ to run a dungeon, same amount Todd Howard used to create all of the dungeons in Skyrim.
"a button which would... allow me to arrest - on sight - every single unemployed person. That would be fantastic!" - Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, Speech in the House of Commons (31 July 1984)...
No wait... sorry, It was Spiff!
DING DONG THE WICKED BITCH IS DEAD
5:06 "We can turn a profit by having an entire nation be rammed into one tiny jail"
Prison Architect: "Am I a joke to you?"
26:25
Sad to see Sergio Romero's goalkeeping career went so far downhill
Maybe it's the MLB baseball pitcher
I'm still here, i'm french, i'm in france. Please get me out of here spiff
Spiffing Brit, you've made the "Perfect" tyranny simulator.
It's so elegant, so... balanced, that I feel Limbic Entertainment should pay YOU for showing players a whole new game nestled inside this one!
Another fantastic video Spiff!
Discovered the Spiffing Brit only a few days ago, and watching this for the first time in 2020 as an American is... surreal and a little upsetting.
“Welcome to my island, now your going to the dungeons”
Who wouldn’t want to join the beautiful island of Spiffington
28:01 Actually, the Eiffel Tower IS originally a radio station.
So bullseye on that one!
P.S. I'm from Paris
I love how the only available captions are in Korean
The thing I love about Spiff is that he doesnt even sugar coat any of his warcrimes and affronts to human decency in these games
Since you recommend it so much I bought a 240 pack of Yorkshire tea
This Video was absolutely Fantastic! Like most countries this idea has been in use for many many years .
It’s only fitting that The Spiffing Brit created a prison island on the island designed by RTGame
I think you just accurately simulated the US economy.
Fun fact: Ireland is a map made by a steamer called RTgame. It is littered with Easter eggs and refrances.
With convict labor, you're actually just forcibly employing all of the island's unemployed.
You should be able to make it illegal to be unemployed in this game, so that unemployed people will automatically get arrested.
From France, life is sweet here...It's not that bad...
Still love you tho, continu like this!
un des meilleurs puis se faire troller par un Anglais c'est marrant !
“A country where almost everyone is in jail”
You accidentally made the United States.
Why Ireland Scotland Australia and literally everything that was owned by the United Kingdom is better
@@thatonenon-uniqueindividual Oh yes, stupid Americans being arrested for silly things haha. What was that officer, I'm arrested for making a mean tweet? Very good sir, perfectly reasonable, freedom of speech is silly anyway!
@@duncanconnolly5379 ok boomer
@@darkswatm1890
Which part of that tiny thing you call a brain associated freedom of speech with being a boomer?
@@vikingraven4758 It's the standard reply made by braindead idiots who are unable to reply in an intelligent way.
Brit:"Freedom always lose in the end"
Washington:*laughs in revolution*
Reagan: *laughs in neoliberalism*
>has sudo powers against a nation's persons, property and thoughts
>even still, needs more exploits
You thought you'd play the games with exploits, but the games played you into a human exploit. GG
I love that the dungeon, a building with no natural light or windows, is waterfront property.
"Oh dear, I have accidentally triggered a rebel uprising."
There was nothing "accidental" about it, Spiff.
"A court house is literally a building that makes money off people in prison" XD
"I approve of your theory, but the execution is just too Harsh" ~ Kim Jong-un
El Presidente will not throw my family in prison for next 10 minutes if I like the video.
Me: *look at the clock* 18:27
Me: there is still more than 10 minutes left of the video...
idk if any one told you spiffing, but the ireland map in tropico 6 was actually made by RTgame. he made a whole stream about it and some of his own inside jokes are on the map, such as his mii character, his cat and also it has his initials written on a beach to.