"Sorry dude, I'm not that slow, nor that weak!" | Magnus Carlsen vs. chess24 user kleopl
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 มิ.ย. 2019
- "Sorry dude, I'm not that slow, nor that weak... mate next!" was the brutal end to an exciting game as Magnus Carlsen took on chess24 user "kleopl" in his 4th Banter Blitz session. Replay the game with computer analysis: chess24.com/en/watch/live-tou...
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#MagnusCarlsen #Chess #BanterBlitz - เกม
Carlsen : Oh ! I'm short in time. *proceeds to win in 10 seconds*
full 26.5 s
still amazing
In less than 5
okeee :D
😂😂😂
10 seconds is 1 hour for Magnus
Carlsen: Oh! Im short in time.
Kleopl: Why do i hear boss music?
Lol, too funny
Litterally everyone that goes against magnus, except that 18 y.o magnus
FUCKING TH-cam RECOMMENDATIONS.
lol'd so hard!
Ahahahahahahahah
Oh I'm low on time.
*Activates blitzkrieg mode*
Ok now thats a funny comment
It's funny because the dude was Polish. Lol
@@Fiufsciak now you ruined it....
@@StephNuggs Some people require additional context, don't be a donkey
700 likes
Kleopl: "He's low on time."
Carlsen: "I'm about to check this man's entire mate."
You sir have made my day😁🤣🤔
check mate*
@@abdelwahabflayinv9592 > Wtf do you even mean with that..
@@ZenTunE- it's not correct,if anything he can say I'm about to mate this man's entire cheikh (check)
@@ZenTunE- or just check mate his career
He's like oh I'm short on time, I guess I'll just skip the long and drawn out torture plan I had and finish it.
HAHA, exactly.
This made me laugh very hard. You're funny, ha-ha!
lol
stupid comment
Stupid person
22 seconds left: "Oh. Im short in time". 17 seconds left: Checkmate.
Checkm8*
Correct : I'm short of time.
short on time would the the texan/ informal way of saying it
Love when he realizes he's short on time and actually starts playing
Matthew The horsises or the crown? He’s playing the black pieces
calm down its as if you think hes a grandmaster and world champion, take it easy
I think that trying to find the (English) words to explain to us takes up 95% of the time he needs to make the moves
Carlsen: Oh! I'm short on time...
*consecutive normal punches*
ouch wow
recently i watched OPM and liked your joke
month ago i watched bojack and liked your surname
you are cool😂🤘🏻
Galymzhan kyrykbaev what does his surname have to do with bojack?
@@tezla6332 Diane's last name I think
Teddyman yeah but it’s a pretty common surname no?
@@tezla6332 yeah, still not really relevant hahaha
Casually destroys a 2800 "There's not much to think about"
You obviously didn't watch the video, he complimented kleopl many times
@@furdiebant just a joke mate.
What does 2800 mean in the game though? Is it a score or rank?
Ricky Something ranking system bro
@@nightstalker4418 it's just a rating on the Chess24 site.Probably his opponent's Fide-rating is something like 2400-2500 realistically.
His opponent was rated 2870 and he calmly destroyed him like he was playing a beginner. He must get bored playing people here.
By here you mean planet earth right?
Lol
@@colwem Duh, where else ??
That's online 2870 vs someone who is actually rated 2870
@@opentls True....2870 online rating is probably around 2300 - 2400 FIDE rating. Still a very easy win for Magnus.
"I'm trying to annoy him a bit before taking his pawns." LOL
Carlsen never skips chessday
lol u goof
🤣
This Carlsen guy seems like a strong player, he should consider playing professionally.
@@sandmbgsa896 No, you're thinking of Magnus.
I was talking about Carlsen
Why are so many chess people so oblivious to very obvious jokes? Like how can you see that comment and think it's serious?
@@hariskayani4703 chess is the only thing on their mind.
@@hariskayani4703 trolling bad jokes makes them funnier
"My knight is undeveloped - still a better piece than this terrible bishop"
🤣😂🥳
I felt sorry for the bishop, that was the suck
With great pawn structures come terrible bishops.
That's extremely racist and bishophobic
@@rayhoodoo847 Depends if only you're religious.
Carlsen : oh am short on time.!
*Killer move serious series : serious sideways steps*
*Serious Punch*
oh how i love that reference.
@@gummy343 It's because I ate too much crab.
Perhaps "Checkumaitu" would have been more appropriate here .
@@sansore8868 Ohh o.O yabai.
Carlsen: Oh! Iam short in time...
Enemy: Guess I will just die.....
God, high level chess is just on another level. I’m seeing him give up knights and bishops early on, like “Whyyyy?”.
And then he wins like it was nothing.
Watch the world champion play at any sport
ye magnus playing basketball is pretty insane
AlphaZero loves sacrificing pieces right and left. It’s the next level of chess.
He has talent. He sees something that most of us don’t.
Lol same early in the game when he didn’t move the queen up I was like why not!?!???
The chess version of one punch man.
#saitamagnus
LOL
haha
Time to make the meme
The one punch part being the 10 seconds he took in the end after he abandoned his original plan to torture his opponent before mating him
Edit: which was more like five I think
Lol true
Such a privilege to watch.
Fancy seeing andy here haha
Raga Bintang bit late, no?
@@loading...6446 Never too late haha
Andyyyy
I made it 666 likes 😈
Carlson: Oh I'm short on time
The other player: Who are those people outside my house carrying a coffin
ROFL !
He just toyed with a 2800 plus player like nothing...
it wasnt kleopl playing but Wiktoria Śmietańska:
\www.szachypolskie.pl/wiktoria-smietanska/
@@yourmastergggg4402 he u have an official info from their club
www.polonia.wroclaw.pl/2019/07/partia-carlsen-smietanska/
Sam Sharma NICE NAME BRO, MY NAME IS SAMARTH (SAM) SHARMA AS WELL
@@KeepHimAtBay are you kidding me. A little girl
@@AgustinMolini how AM i kidding you. I gave you an offical info grom their club google translate it
I'm short on time.
Plan B: *Discombobulate*
Carlsen: "Sorry dude, I'm not that slow nor that weak"
"Playtime is over, I was joking with you" 😬
The thing is he was playing 9 yr old girlnit a dude. Its true 🤷♂️ it was great game of her
His user ID, a play on former NBA player Muggsy Bogues. At 5'3", he was the shortest player ever and managed to play 14 seasons. You might remember him from Space Jam.
Muggsy is short af I met him few years ago played some ball and he is still dope tho 😃
Hats off to you mate, I was just about to mention this, Muggsy the Legend.
Charlotte hornets. Only person who handles all double teams ALONE. But couldnt hit the shot when jordan let him take it.
nils4545 not he wasn’t lol he never averaged above 12 points
@@swadjo1149 he wasn't an Michael Jordan amazing, but to still be able to score while being the shortest on that court is pretty damn good.
Consider this: Magnus is so good he wrecks everyone while doing the commentary IN HIS SECOND LANGUAGE!!!!
Language learning really works differently for different people :)
Judging by your comment I guess you are on the side of those who have to always translate from their first language in their head before they speak :) But it is not so with everybody.
I am a Romanian and I only started learning English when I was 11 but now I very rarely need to translate what I hear or what I speak. English has become my "second nature"... I find myself thinking in English very often, and speaking about chess, I have learned chess by online videos and websites which were always in English so there are terms that I don't even know in Romanian or I prefer to use in English anyway because they sound better and have more meaning than the Romanian translation.
Now considering I am not genius, but probably just a guy with a little natural thing for learning languages, I believe Carlsen has absolutely no problem in playing chess while talking english to his viewers. :D
@@luigipopescu93 Its not natural it all depends on how often you actually have to talk that language, lets say you play online games with voice chats where you basically have to speak english all the time that will help you get used to it and make it more natural but if you're not using english often and you rarely speak it then of course its gonna be hard to speak naturally.
@@luigipopescu93 Iam not a genius is the more proper way to say it. Looks like romanian grammar had some influence there.
@@Fitratul I must have misstyped the "a" from "genius" to "Romanian", cause you can see that there is an extra "a" there. :)
Btw, you also use the article sometimes in that context in Romanian. You can say "nu sunt geniu" or "nu sunt UN geniu"..they both work perfectly fine.
@@luigipopescu93 Nope, you just made a small and simple mistake because you thought in romanian first. I just wanted to mock you since you kinda boasted with having a natural advantage with languages over others.
BTW the a from romanian is 3 paragraphs on top. Dont make excuses xD:
Magnus is like a Turtle with a hidden twin turbo under his shell for this game
Underestimate your enemy and you will be crushed
You mean Blastoise😎
Literally three movie "Turbo"
Dude went from using 5% of his power to 15% of his power in those last 10 seconds
Haha
At 2:10 I was like "you have mate in 2 wtf?!"... then after 3 minutes of agonizing over why Carlsen didn't do that I realized king f3 was possible.
I was about to comment that! xD
ditto -- and that he why he gets the big bucks =)
thank you so much for this comment i was losing my shit
King F3.. I almost had him!
Thank you for comment This s2
So clinical. And the trash talk. You just gotta love Magnus.
i can click the resign button 0.3 seconds after my opponent plays 2.nc3
**fastest hand in the west**
Which opening is that?
i legit laughed at this
@@devanarayanj6689 wes
@@devanarayanj6689 ee
@@jewnersey7413 ss
Girlfriend: My parents not at home!
Carlsen: Sorry Dude, I have to finish you within 10 seconds.
Makes sense
@@user-xo3gr4fj5h what's with your name?
@@mousammallik7526 no u
That was excruciatingly forced, man.
Just share your *own* thoughts. You might surprise yourself with their quality! 👍
he cheated, he changed a pawn for a queen in the last move.
Miguel GM so?
husam jabir joke
@@husamjabir1962 r/whooosh
@Neppo nice
Yeah what a fucking pleb. Doesn't even know the rules
I like the way he drinks water
Boy, do I have a community of living organisms for you
he drinks it like a champion
Why are you gae?
@@lepredator189 who ses am gae?
Very aggressive haha
Me: *Doesn’t even know the rules in chess*
TH-cam: Let’s reccomend this vidéo anyways.
Also me: Still watching the whole video
Unai Wenger horsey moves in L shape, weird hat in X, the square piece in T
th-cam.com/video/t-uwGvx4V_A/w-d-xo.html Now go, LEARN, DESTROY!
Mike H wow well said lol
Where do they get checkers pieces like this?
@@jotrutch I believe you just won the internet
Carlsen: Ohh, I'm short in time...
kleopl: NANI⁉️
Carlsen: _Omae wa mou shindeiru_
I'm short of time.
@@MrSprog4u za warudo
kleopl is from Poland so rather: co się odjebało kurwa
Hahaha 😂😂😂
I love that Magnus has that low key kind of cockiness about him. I think the greats in any sport or endeavor have a certain supreme confidence about their abilities
He just pushed the super-power button.
Engine suggests not exchanging queens on the A-H until the RB1 and Kf6 seemingly fighting for the B file. This game Is a great example of the power of pushing pawns into the opponents castle to attack with and also Magnus' pawn structure on the king side aiming all opened attack on the blacks king side.
5:12 is when he turn into ultra instinct like goku lmao
Carlsen surely likes to stay always hydrated while playing
its amazing how well Magnus knows his lines, thats how they can play chess blindfolded so well, they dont need to see the board, they just know if opponent goes say E3, the correct response is E6, NE2, D5.....and then he just knows every theoretical move to follow. I'm still trying to learn the squares without counting, when he says E3, i have to look at the board and go A,B,C,D,E then count 1,2,3
He switched on nitrous mode after 20sec on the clock and finished the match like boss.
Thanks TH-cam recommendation, i have no clue about chess but i’ve watched this
I was getting worried like "Did the title trick me? Is he going to get flagged?"
Then the king showed us why he's king.
Should have promoted to rook
that would be an insult to injury
Can't stop laughing at this :D
Queen is default on C24. Carlsen doesn't even know how to scroll, let alone change the settings lol
Nah
@@SpaghettiToaster Autopromote to queen is a setting that is default off though, he must have enabled it for playing bullet
Too weak, Too slow
High five, down low
Handsome mister for you 250 good blow
@@abelshevcenko waht da fak hahhahhahha
classic one
Voldemort reference
2800: Hehe, any last words, kid?
Magnum: Oh, look I'm short on time.
2800: NANI?
"Any last words kid?" "Yes, Alpha Zero".
It's so interesting to hear what he's thinking when he makes his moves
I’m old and was lucky enough to be at the speed chess tournament in 1970 in Herceg Novi when Fischer crushed the field. 17 wins 4 draws and only one loss (to Korchnoi .) There was no increment then just five minutes each for both players. Fischer played like a machine and rarely took longer than five seconds a move and with most moves made with literally after a one second thought. Bang! bang! bang! bang! bang! bang! Tal he crushed 2-0, Smyslov 2-0 Petrosian 2-0 and everyone was amazed at his speed of play. That speed only back-fired once against Korchnoi when he fell inexplicably into a well known opening trap in the Winawer, but that one loss apart, few of his games took more than ONE minute of his time and I remember that fact because my father stop watched Fischer’s thinking time. The longest “long think” was eleven seconds in his loss to Korchnoi. When he took the prize at the end he was smiling and the Russian players were clearly in awe of him. I think he’d have crushed Magnus simply because his speed of 1-2 seconds a move in 5 minute chess I never see from Magnus when Magnus is playing 5 minute games. Oh how Fischer reigned supreme in blitz. (bang bang bang bang bang . . . . .
Magnus just plays slow so he can explain what he is doing. He is the highest ranked player in every category which is just insane
At least he gives the other players credit for their ideas and trying different things. I mean I’m like a lowly 1590-1620 range player so Magnus would need to be having a seizure for me to beat him but I too would try to think outside the box or try one of my pops Sicilian defenses or SOMETHING lol. I see a lot of IM/GM/FIDE on these sites in videos and they are neither gracious or helpful trying to teach people who are still trying to learn higher level techniques.
No offense but I don't think any of us would be able to beat him even if he was having a seizure. The dude beat three people while blindfolded. And it was timed.....
@@visakhunnikrishnan2386 sauce?
@@lorekeeper685 Sure, some mayonnaise would be good thanks!
Visakh Unnikrishnan bruh thats like mj playing local ballers blindfolded thats literally impossible unless the ballers are worse than a child playing.
Ben Dover no, its a common thing in chess. He has everything done in his head. He just needs someone to tell him what was moved
It's amazing how quickly he saw he's not winning the bishop,the devilish checkmate trap took me a minute to figure out. Plus, if it was a blitz game I would have taken the bishop and got my queen blundered.
5.4 seconds from saying "Oh, I'm short on time, I'd better think about that" to checkmate. I think that is what's known as God mode.
My only advantage against Carlson is that he'll pick less advantageous lines if he finds the main one to be boring. I haven't figured out how to exploit that yet.
the game end was awesome
That feeling when you realize he is playing slow for US, the weakminded so we could have some thrill out of the game.
I bet if he wasn't talking and telling us why he's making every move he would have had more than two minutes left
Oh, I'm short of time
*golden wind OST starts playing*
At least I could beat Carlsen at beard growing.
*Carlsen
you dont even have hair m8 lol
lmfao you're already bald m8
I could beat Carlson at losing at chess
Cole Hopfenberg there is actually a mode like that, and he would still beat you at losing.
I like how he just decides to win at the end there
I have no idea about chess but yet I found this fascinating 🧐
Me too. Plus all my friend play chess, but I'm just not willing to learn because it's too time consuming. Still makes me feel like an outsider sometimes.
@@PaleBlueDott Well If I'm to be honest, the learning part takes less than an hour. it's the mastery which is the hard part
@@devanarayanj6689 I wouldnt say mastery, but I'd love to be good at it to the point in which I can toy with my oppnents, not professionally ofc, just the ace in the family
What? You dont know chess? (looks confused)
In the beginning I was just watching videos on TH-cam like you, two years ago I started to play and now I am a decent chess player.
I’ve been hooked on chess videos now because of recommendations and have no idea what’s going on, I’m just watching the shit and I’m weirdly entertained lmao.
Once a legend said : "oh! I am short of time".
Rest is a history.
I have not paid much attention to chess since the 80's when I had to wait up until 1 in the morning to watch that chess show on pbs on the weekend. (anyone remember those giant velcro boards?)
Back then I rarely heard the top players speak much less watched them play and had them comment on their thinking process.
It seems that things have changed for the better in chess.
„I shouldn’t talk that much“
10 seconds later... GG
this guy is incredible. he know some things on the chessing.
lol this guy should try Magnus, would be an interesting battle.
Amazing. Greeting from Poland :D
great video as always!
Incredible chess mind 👌
4:56 Ra2,Ba1,and Rf2 mate
Was waiting for the title quote, was not disappointed.
Love watching skilled people.
When ur not sure its Carlsen until the last 10 seconds
"Oh yeah its definitely him"
Where is Carlsen? And who the hell is the Guy with the beard?
This is Magnus Beardsen!
He ate him
hE Is ThE woRLd chAmpIOn Of cHesS You fuCkiNg iDIot
@@manabratu9878 lol wooshed, it was a joke, ofc he knows its magnus carlsen
Palmen1990 stop
Please
No idea why this was recommended but you're damn right I stayed and watched the whole video
That was just astounding. He just committed assault with that Knight
At 5:12, with 22 seconds left on the clock, Carlsen realizes he is short on time and should play fast. Exactly 5.2 seconds and 14 moves later, opponent is checkmated.
Chess is life! And he is a master at. World champ for a reason
I love how your comment matches so well with your name
"im short in time" and he starts to eat every piece with a knight
I love the mugsey bogues reference in his name
so Carlsen has the Stockfish Engine downloaded in his Brain
"oh right i'm playing chess here mate lmao"
Man he just LOOKS smart. Its like you can hear him thinking. Like when your PC is working hard and you hear the fan kick on...
What was that?! "Consecutive normal moves"
"Ohkieeee"
I still didn't figured out which color did mag was playing.
the last 15 seconds of that game were just absolute destruction
5:19 - did Magnus have an "easy win" or did the other guy blunder hard with Kf4
I love how one of the first moves in the opening created the double pawns on c3, c4, and in the end his opponent never figured out a way to get his bishop out because of that. Carlsen created a weakness in the first 6 moves and then exploited it for the rest of the game.
Bruh I’m eating dinner rn and was hardly paying attention at the end and I hear “alright mate next” and looked back and it was over. What the fuck man
Clocks: Exist
Magnus: *So you have chosen death*
😂😂 oh I’m short on time - checkmate
I really wanted to hear the chessbrah outro music after that one hahahaha
It’s funny to watch these how calm and cool Magnus is and you know the opponent is on the other side sweating balls
No one but Magnus can do this kind of slow casual talks and still win in a superb motion like a boss
he plays like he is moving both colors
yea, i was in the chess club
Me: decides to cry myself to sleep again tonight
Magnus commentating: "Yea he does the sensible thing since there are no mates"
Wow this video format is great
Carlsen realises he is short on time ( 22 seconds left )
So he wins game in 5.2 seconds. ( 16.8 seconds remaining )
He should have promoted to a rook at the end just for the insult.
Eh, no need to be a dick about things
kewkabe Some chess programs underpromote when they know the piece will be taken anyway to throw their opponent off its permanent brain.
@@xXMrWackoTacoXx Well his opponent was a dick for not resigning a completely lost position at the end, insinuating Carlsen might not be able to win with plenty of time left, or might be so weak he misses a stalemate.
@@kewkabe Playing to your outs - even if they're hardly likely - isn't like being a dick.