"That is one of the dumbest moves I've ever seen!" | Magnus Carlsen vs. IM TheRealSlimChuckNorris

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  • World Chess Champion Magnus Carlsen takes another crack at playing the cheeky 3...g5 against IM TheRealSlimChuckNorris. Replay the game with computer analysis: chess24.com/en/watch/live-tou...
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  • @brentxaviercruz9583
    @brentxaviercruz9583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4293

    Me: *Touches a chess piece*
    Magnus: That's the dumbest move I have ever seen

    • @kg_1720
      @kg_1720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      bwenny winnie lmao

    • @Max-tq1ig
      @Max-tq1ig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahahaha (,: ...

    • @TheGuyBruv
      @TheGuyBruv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Me: Decides to wake up and live another day of my miserable life.
      Magnus: that's the dumbest move I've ever seen

    • @adamhedley8924
      @adamhedley8924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      me: d4
      Magnus: Idiot

    • @meshaunavalon4017
      @meshaunavalon4017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol Don't doubt yourself.

  • @joe-yu9ej
    @joe-yu9ej 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1354

    Im laughing with them like i get the joke.

    • @fromans1734
      @fromans1734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Joseph Thahgen that’s kinda sad, not that i’m any better.

    • @TwiSteDx0x
      @TwiSteDx0x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hahahaha that's hilarious

  • @sjw93
    @sjw93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +873

    This went from: One of the dumbest moves I’ve ever seen
    to: now we’re completely lost
    pretty quick

    • @fleaship6134
      @fleaship6134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yeah he got cocky which is not something I like to see in Magnus

    • @mzvarik
      @mzvarik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol, hahahaha

    • @kristo2212
      @kristo2212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yea draw at the end, that shouldn't be in the title

    • @chillagma
      @chillagma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fleaship6134 no he lost a pawn you idiots. He would have been winning if it wasn't for that mistake.

    • @ADRIAN-zh4ti
      @ADRIAN-zh4ti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@fleaship6134 he draws Kasparov with 13. Cocky is a pretty acceptable behaviour

  • @sergioropo3019
    @sergioropo3019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1709

    I've realize Carlsen's style of playing and mine are similar, the only difference is I lose most of the time.

    • @stefan1977full
      @stefan1977full 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lol

    • @CKarmorr
      @CKarmorr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      The only similarity between Carlsen's style and mine is that we both move pawns forwards.

    • @Ronnie9P
      @Ronnie9P 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAO

    • @wooshbait36
      @wooshbait36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Was that supposed to be funny?

    • @wooshbait36
      @wooshbait36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Alexander The Great I mean, I see this copypasta comment on every Magnus video, I guess people have a shitty sense of humor and need to copy-paste comments for fake internet likes.

  • @yafi2475
    @yafi2475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    When 2 GMs gang up on you but you still manage to draw

    • @quantumX55
      @quantumX55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It is not a skill to provokate a draw, he would not have a single chance against Magzy...but of course the oponnent ist a very good player.

    • @zazuofficial.
      @zazuofficial. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It’s Chuck Norris mate what’d you expect

    • @ilovezcheeze
      @ilovezcheeze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@quantumX55 against the world champion.. I would be ok with that result for sure.

  • @syonnain
    @syonnain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2413

    Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

    • @JJ-kl7eq
      @JJ-kl7eq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Chuck Norris can put all his baskets in one egg.
      Chuck Norris cries milk over spilled tears.

    • @arasvardanyan3708
      @arasvardanyan3708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Please no

    • @TheMarksT
      @TheMarksT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In Detroit two stoners might get dive bombed by 1 bird -- in a oark! Too stoned to notice. Lol.

    • @Fistbeardthepirate
      @Fistbeardthepirate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Chuck Norris can feed two scones with one bird

    • @blalink6458
      @blalink6458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Chuck Norris makes onions cry

  • @DGA2000
    @DGA2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2576

    If Carlsen thinks that was a dumb move he should see some of mine... 😜

    • @desertshadow72
      @desertshadow72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Exactly. I thought that was a great move. LOL

    • @laurasanchez7105
      @laurasanchez7105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Nah he should see mine. Rated 239. And no, the 4th digit is not missing.

    • @nexus6ca
      @nexus6ca 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He dumb move, not bad moves. :)

    • @laurasanchez7105
      @laurasanchez7105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Henryk In 2 years I could be at 1600??

    • @sergioguzman1982
      @sergioguzman1982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Henryk Im 1000 and I've been playing about 4 months

  • @n.aminr.7175
    @n.aminr.7175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +736

    2:12 “sorry to say, one of the dumbest moves I have ever seen.”
    10:03 Draw and " yeah.. Em. Good Game"

    • @orxannazirov5070
      @orxannazirov5070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      draw has nothing to do with that stupid move tho,it really was useless move

    • @hackjokes9901
      @hackjokes9901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      had he played rf3 instead of rd3 he would have won tho

    • @addlemm44
      @addlemm44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@orxannazirov5070 Carlsen even clarifies it that way immediately after. OP is probably just trying to make a joke, though without basis in reality

    • @orxannazirov5070
      @orxannazirov5070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@addlemm44 yeah,anyone who can play decent chess can see that move was just waste of move

    • @highjuice3446
      @highjuice3446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think he kinda explains it afterwards as a useless move

  • @reidpattis9478
    @reidpattis9478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +948

    Kudos to this user for forcing a draw against the world champion. It's not everyday you see that.

    • @isaacd_13776
      @isaacd_13776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Haha he played g5..

    • @ltzp2
      @ltzp2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      ​@@isaacd_13776 still, it wasn't like he barely scraped by with a draw, he was either winning or drawing.

    • @isaacd_13776
      @isaacd_13776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Austen McKee yeah after rewatching this he did play really well

    • @BrianPaul1984
      @BrianPaul1984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Engine involvement is my guess

    • @thewitchking2556
      @thewitchking2556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Brian it isn’t unheard of for an IM with 2700 rating to tie magnus.

  • @AndersonNeo12
    @AndersonNeo12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Magnus: "That is one of the dumbest moves I've ever seen!"
    Me: "Obviously you haven´t played against me".

  • @tomas387
    @tomas387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    The correct expression is, of course, "get two birds stoned at once".

    • @johnoster4098
      @johnoster4098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Its all water under the fridge, hate to say atoadaso

    • @timxu2982
      @timxu2982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Do you think birds prefer joints or bongs?

    • @fachriahmadbaryza7616
      @fachriahmadbaryza7616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Stone two birds with one blunt

    • @XcuZ2win
      @XcuZ2win 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The correct exprssion is , " getting stoned "

    • @theeffectoflogic3
      @theeffectoflogic3 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You could be talking about weed, but it could also take the medieval meaning, which is the same as killing two birds with one stone

  • @williamodonnell1613
    @williamodonnell1613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    Dang at 7:35 I saw the bishop E3 move and this is how my thought process went:
    Magnus: So the line is bishop E3 then knight E3...
    Me: Hell yeah, exactly what I was thinking. Dang I guess I'm somewhat good at che-
    Magnus: ...knight F4, take on C4, take on G6, take on G6...
    Me: Oh... I totally saw that too... umm...

    • @rkrmtest
      @rkrmtest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah..I too thought the same..is it fair to play like that? Two vs one!

    • @BUFU1610
      @BUFU1610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rkrmtest It is not. And only draw!

    • @megamancookie
      @megamancookie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I saw qxd5. Been watching to many Tal games

    • @caseygust9773
      @caseygust9773 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@megamancookie so, qxd5 rxd5. Bxe3 f4. Bxf4 rxf4. Nxf4 qxh6. Nxh5 (material equal even after q trade), then bxd3?

    • @megamancookie
      @megamancookie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@caseygust9773 looking at it again the c pawn fucks over any ideas I had

  • @davictor24
    @davictor24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    8:25, this is me everytime I play blitz :(

    • @mohammadamindanesh2258
      @mohammadamindanesh2258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel you

    • @ChessHistory
      @ChessHistory 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂 😂 😂 Bro what's your lichess I'm also nigerian mine is xxxmcronin

    • @davictor24
      @davictor24 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ChessHistory haha, nice. Mine is davictor

    • @Motivationtoescape
      @Motivationtoescape 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The correct expression is, of course, "get two birds stoned at once".

  • @tom2314
    @tom2314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    2:15 “sorry to say, one of the dumbest moves I have ever seen.”

    • @carpetclimber4027
      @carpetclimber4027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      "It's not a bad move per se, but it's a dumb move, because it's not attacking anything." It's called a passive aggressive move, referred to as a politically correct move. You bark, but can never take. You just hope your opponent believes you. Politicians react, chess players laugh.

    • @enkhnarangalsandorj6282
      @enkhnarangalsandorj6282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And proceeds to nearly losing the game

    • @AlexanderWeixelbaumer
      @AlexanderWeixelbaumer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@carpetclimber4027 But how can you criticize your opponent for not playing an attacking move and then proceed to play defensive yourself?

  • @olebernhardlarsen8346
    @olebernhardlarsen8346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    1:24 "hahaah", such chess nerds :-)

    • @alhassanali4829
      @alhassanali4829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I never understood what he said🙁🙁

  • @walterm.robertsiiiphd2157
    @walterm.robertsiiiphd2157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Amazing to see how Magnus' mind works: how deep and far he so easily envisions outcomes.

  • @drbastianac8252
    @drbastianac8252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    me: arriving at work.... Magnus: that’s the dumbest move I have ever seen

  • @alienspacex85
    @alienspacex85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Credit to opponent in spite of so called dumbest move he drawn game with two super GMs

    • @TheS04fighter
      @TheS04fighter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jan Gustafsson isnt a super GM at all

    • @gabrielcortes9441
      @gabrielcortes9441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Take it easy my dear alien , it was pretty clear that Carlsen was taking the game as a joke until the middle game and of course this game can't be considered as a 2 vs 1 ..
      it would be very ingenuous to believe that

    • @santhosh_se5476
      @santhosh_se5476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gabrielcortes9441 yeah 😂😂😂do you know that , the opponent also didn't take it seriously, he just casually played and drew the game...He was great....

    • @owencrawford5984
      @owencrawford5984 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheS04fighter jan gustafsson's peak rating is 2652, until recently super gm was defined as a player with a rating above 2600.

    • @TheS04fighter
      @TheS04fighter 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@owencrawford5984 yeah but the definition of a Super GM is 2700...

  • @JJ-kl7eq
    @JJ-kl7eq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The real Slim Chuck Norris is spinning back kicking himself for not punishing g5.

  • @sandeepshetty1589
    @sandeepshetty1589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "That's the dumbest move I have ever seen"...that is what rings in my ear after every move i make

  • @seanthebaptist6757
    @seanthebaptist6757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "MagzyBogues"
    I like Magnus even more now

    • @jayeffarelti1919
      @jayeffarelti1919 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Brad_Pittstop Nah he played his best years for the current Wizards, old Washington Bullets and then got bounced around. You're probably thinking of Isaiah Thomas, who ia another short player thay did play for the celtics

  • @nikital5913
    @nikital5913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    One can't beat Chuck Norris...

  • @naturadventur7425
    @naturadventur7425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "This is one of the dumbest moves I've ever seen" you haven't played against me yet

  • @FireTiger941
    @FireTiger941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:45 I see checkmate in 4! Bishop moves E3, bishop takes bishop e3, knight takes bishop e3 attacking queen, then queen to D2 checkmate!

    • @JordanNexhip
      @JordanNexhip 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you mean Qg2#? This line doesn't work cuz Nf4 manages to keep white alive

    • @JordanNexhip
      @JordanNexhip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Threatens queen while simultaneously defending checkmate XD crazy

  • @yutawirasena
    @yutawirasena 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Me: wow a great move right there
    Magnus:That's the dumbest move I've ever seen!

  • @PeterSedesse
    @PeterSedesse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He literally had a philosophical debate about throwing stones in the middle of playing.

  • @casewhite5048
    @casewhite5048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    this game is exactly what happens when you feed 2 birds with scone instead of the actual saying

  • @2506JJhudson1990
    @2506JJhudson1990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    a much better phrase than "kill 2 birds with one stone" is from TPB "get 2 birds stoned at once."

  • @ashwinkumar26
    @ashwinkumar26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This was a great game. Great commentary during the last few minutes of the game.

  • @opicnojam
    @opicnojam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    Isn't this 2 vs 1? xD

    • @RED-pn6tw
      @RED-pn6tw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Do u really think that gust is helping magnus ( the number one chess player in the world ) 😂😂😂 do u think gust have a better ideas

    • @ctfashow
      @ctfashow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@RED-pn6tw 7:26

    • @mpmpm
      @mpmpm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Yes; it was 2 against 1; and it should be a ban if it is a rated game.

    • @ralphficker167
      @ralphficker167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@mpmpm But in this case two are actually WORSE than one.

    • @immanuellasker4273
      @immanuellasker4273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yep, a clear disadvantage as it seems

  • @digital-being
    @digital-being 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Refering to the two birds saying: I originally thought they meant that instead of making a move with two implied benefits they make a move with two implied disbenefits ... liked it that way more actually

  • @antoniomaurer3746
    @antoniomaurer3746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    9:43 somethings wrong i Can feel it

  • @deepsquat600
    @deepsquat600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I saw the title to this in the first thing I thought was he has never seen me play!

  • @danmarino900
    @danmarino900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    oh my god ACTUAL VIDEO QUALITY ITS A MIRACLE

  • @Francesco_fiordi
    @Francesco_fiordi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “This is one of the dumbest moves i have ever seen”... that’s because you have never played against me😬😎

  • @Belnick6666
    @Belnick6666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    is there a statistic on how many draws there are when lets say the top 10 chess players "fight" each other?

    • @pob-4810
      @pob-4810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yes

  • @RamiroLeiva
    @RamiroLeiva 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Noooo that's perpetual!!!! -GM Magnus Carlen

  • @JJ3E
    @JJ3E 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    In Finnish the saying goes "Killing two flies with one hit", which I feel is a bit better than killing two birds with one stone. :)

    • @shreksthongg
      @shreksthongg 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "killing two stones with one bird" is how it goes here

    • @eliasbjrnevik2755
      @eliasbjrnevik2755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same in Norway

    • @yueshijoorya601
      @yueshijoorya601 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Removing your bird with a kidney stone" is the saying down here in the illegal organ trade.

    • @orangesoda4535
      @orangesoda4535 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I always say battering 2 housewives with 1 baseball bat

    • @h.celine9303
      @h.celine9303 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      +TriviaBot Same in German ^^

  • @haeleth7218
    @haeleth7218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wow! Just forcing a draw against Carlsen is a fabulous achievement.

  • @OfficialExilica
    @OfficialExilica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:48 Sounds like you've been hanging out with Flula Borg.

  • @cabezonx
    @cabezonx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ohh I love this duo didn't know they made videos together

  • @turnerthemanc
    @turnerthemanc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I had lunch with Carlsen in a restaurant with checkered table cloths. I asked him to pass the salt and he thought about it for 2 hours.

    • @Yoda-wf6bu
      @Yoda-wf6bu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Turner Manc maybe because you guys weren’t sitting in the same table and he didn’t hear you asking

    • @christopherthompson5400
      @christopherthompson5400 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Yoda-wf6bu or maybe it was just a joke

  • @Reb0rnLP
    @Reb0rnLP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I prefer "feeding two ducks with one pensioneer.

  • @jvillzy
    @jvillzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He obviously hasn't seen me try to open with rook to d7 then

  • @trilobite8326
    @trilobite8326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    The lesson: Don't boast too much.

    • @austinnunez2031
      @austinnunez2031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Trilobite remember he played the opening as a total joke lol, he goofed off against a 2800 and drew it, others would’ve gotten squashed

    • @FirstLast-jp6he
      @FirstLast-jp6he 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ikr

  • @TheMarksT
    @TheMarksT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Good thing he never saw me play, lol. Just kidding. Well kinda anyway, lol.
    But as a gent, he then compliments the position too (in a classical game). Just the weirdest move at the time and for the position -- a self-pin even -- and allowed b4 kicking the Knight but couldn't really stop that anyway, just gaining space, for both.
    Note: I just get distracted and rush for no reason but some pain I'm in sometimes and might blunder! Lost some good games that way. Decided to rest up and get that taken of 1st before continuing. Thx.

  • @williamandres1042
    @williamandres1042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "That is one of the dumbest moves I've ever seen!"... "What should I do?" Hahahahaha Magnus 😅

  • @roybatty3989
    @roybatty3989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This Magnus guy could use a tudor. Does he win any games?

    • @r0ll3dd
      @r0ll3dd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Roy Batty Only on the odd occasion, I don’t think he’s particularly high rated.

    • @leventunver
      @leventunver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      such a noob. doesn't know even how to play and insulting on the opponent's move. so sad

    • @strong8705
      @strong8705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Plays g5 sitting next to a GM. No tudor can help him.

    • @anvb5a1
      @anvb5a1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I heard he had some guy called Gary Kasparov as tudor... Anyone knows that guy??

    • @rajatstudio
      @rajatstudio 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah, it's too late for him, no tudor can help him now.

  • @langanderson8311
    @langanderson8311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    these dudes love chess, sounds like they are on a island, two chess nerds just perfecting and living in their art, of the game of chess. beautiful I must say

  • @TheAce2cool
    @TheAce2cool 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like Ricky’s saying better “get two birds stoned at once”

  • @DrDanis
    @DrDanis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:08 should have played Ne3 with a direct mating threat

  • @Celticswing
    @Celticswing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm new to chess, can somebody more knowledgeable explain what happens at 3:38 ? How does that work, why did his rook move when he only moved his king, is this a basic chess move that works in all variations of the game?

    • @verageren
      @verageren 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castling

    • @Celticswing
      @Celticswing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sethdhanson Simple explanation, thank you!

    • @xerxis100
      @xerxis100 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's called castling

    • @masterxd9759
      @masterxd9759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sethdhanson he castled kingside not queenside

    • @paulgoogol2652
      @paulgoogol2652 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      this is a move for more experienced players.

  • @Miniorpernik
    @Miniorpernik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Well done to the bloke who played him.u my hero man.

  • @ShareefusMaximus
    @ShareefusMaximus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "That is one of the dumbest moves I've ever seen!" "Oh wait ... this is being recorded?"

  • @JakeLoeppky
    @JakeLoeppky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "A stone's throw away" is literally a measure of distance. How far you can throw a stone is the distance referred. You're not throwing it at someone...

    • @RaptorsReport
      @RaptorsReport 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      But what if you throw the stone and someone comes around the corner and you hit them? I smell a lawsuit.

    • @JakeLoeppky
      @JakeLoeppky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RaptorsReport you don't throw a stone each time you use the saying... Lol. You know how far you can throw a stone no? ...

    • @PhilNEvo
      @PhilNEvo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@JakeLoeppky I can definitely throw it farther if I'm throwing it after someone-- motivation does a lot xD

    • @top.secret000
      @top.secret000 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was a joke...lol

    • @JakeLoeppky
      @JakeLoeppky 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PhilNEvo 😂😂

  • @ThePowChris
    @ThePowChris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:08 Legit thought he was gonna say "So u think the real slim chuck norris cant stand up"

  • @shivkampani158
    @shivkampani158 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Question: At 8:44, why not Ne3 for black?

  • @goldstrik3
    @goldstrik3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Um Português a conseguir uma perpétua com o Magnus 😂 muito bom jogo 🙂

  • @CalvinHikes
    @CalvinHikes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Playing chess and giving a moral lesson. You guys really killed two birds with one stone.

  • @budesmatpicu3992
    @budesmatpicu3992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    It should be changed to "killing two kittens with one hammer"

    • @chucknola484
      @chucknola484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      killing two puppies with one chocolate bar.

    • @Schnabelcraig
      @Schnabelcraig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Killing two babies with one microwave. No more animal cruelty!

    • @kimberlyonorato9394
      @kimberlyonorato9394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Two hamsters with one cat.

    • @shreshth231
      @shreshth231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What the fuck is going on here!!

    • @gcallananpainting
      @gcallananpainting 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a good way of drawing out the psychopaths who want to kill babies.

  • @AbeKenney
    @AbeKenney 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Getting 2 birds stoned at once “ - trailer park boys

  • @chickncz
    @chickncz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Isn't a Knight->E3 and then MAT with Queen->G2 a better move on 08:17 ? Sorry i'm just learning chess as a newbie and Im watching your videos and I am wondering if you just missed this move, or it is not good on this level ?

    • @zelandakhniteblade5436
      @zelandakhniteblade5436 ปีที่แล้ว

      Black does not have time for this because Nf4 simultaneously defends g2 while attacking queen and knight.

    • @chickncz
      @chickncz ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zelandakhniteblade5436 Thank you! Didnt see that...

  • @RiddleTime
    @RiddleTime 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why do I wonder how those doors open aside from the bottom, maybe they can be pressed to partly open them which resets when closed?

  • @uggursennol
    @uggursennol 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    02:22 can someone please explain why didnt he play pawn B4. he plays it after the opponent castles but then the black knight is free to escape.

  • @-_Nuke_-
    @-_Nuke_- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Now we gonna play some serious stuff
    *precedes by playing g5*

  • @ichironakahara2998
    @ichironakahara2998 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:32 The way they laugh
    I understand why
    Cuz I laugh too!🤣🤣

  • @delboy723
    @delboy723 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wild opening from Magnus. Didn't know he played like this anymore.

  • @jp8293
    @jp8293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At 8:16 you could have been a real threat by moving the knight from D5 > E3 and attacking on the next move with the queen on G2 - Matt... just my humbled opinion... I play just for fun and I am not a grandmaster like you guys !

  • @jasperreichardt
    @jasperreichardt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i love how almost all GMs go like "well, online blitz - i don't take it seriously *leansback*, those people, dumb moves, not comparable to real chess *leansback*, look how far we are ahead. oh now we made something stupid. how could we oh no. Waaaah he got perpetual! nahhh shit its draw!"

  • @coltbenbow5830
    @coltbenbow5830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Chuck Norris said he could make that move look smart !!!

  • @frozenmoon998
    @frozenmoon998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me: Thinking of the best move I could play
    Magnus: Creeping into my inner mind and saying that it is the dumbest move he has ever seen

  • @mika2666
    @mika2666 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    So when are people gonna put chess computers on this website?

  • @drksdofthmoon
    @drksdofthmoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "that was the dumbest move..." 5min later...."just trying to survive" LMAO

  • @alex-dh7bt
    @alex-dh7bt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    a draw with magnus: the day i would never forget.

  • @billywhite1403
    @billywhite1403 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:21 why not Ne4, Qg2 as originally planned? If opponent counters with Qg3, Qg6 to take knight, then RG8 to regain control of G file, Rg2, Qh2 checkmate

    • @LP-ui8gl
      @LP-ui8gl 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jesus you are bad at chess

    • @billywhite1403
      @billywhite1403 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LP-ui8gl i guess thats a challenge then?? only been playing a few months but FIDE rating about 1100, what's yours?

    • @billywhite1403
      @billywhite1403 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LP-ui8gl FIDE rating 1160. Started three months ago. What's yours?

  • @Michael-vf2mw
    @Michael-vf2mw 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    After a4 (aka, the dumbest move he's ever seen ~ around 2:40) and Bb7, is axb5 Qxa8, Ba7 trapping the Queen a sound tactic? I originally assumed this was the non-existent (according to Magnus) threat that was intended... Am I missing something? There's a lot of open lines, for example the h8-a1 diagonal with the bishop aimed towards the defender Nc3, but I can't see any obvious way that Magnus would capitalize on this.

    • @stevenpaul7114
      @stevenpaul7114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      (assuming you meant Bg7 ab, Qxa1 Ba2) The queen is trapped for the moment, but I don't see how white can win it before black can get rid of the knight on c3, freeing the queen. It's not the best move, but even an immediate Nxb5 accomplishes that. The computer likes h6. If Nh3 there are some tactics on f3, and if Ne4 black exchanges knights then plays Bd7, hitting that b pawn and subsequently the knight on c3.

  • @X_Lee.
    @X_Lee. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    “See..., what had happen was.”

  • @nunomacuacua
    @nunomacuacua 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Força, André!

  • @manorujas9352
    @manorujas9352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Never underestimate the power of bacalhau

  • @polarbread
    @polarbread 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    What's wrong with bishop b2 at 7:15 ?

  • @brianlindsay9838
    @brianlindsay9838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I feel killing 2 birds with one stone is more about remembering where you come from and achieving two things in a single action gains and efficiency things along those lines

  • @tommclean9208
    @tommclean9208 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is the title about his moves?

  • @ionxidegaming9353
    @ionxidegaming9353 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:47 wasn't there a free pawn? Because knight and queen were attacking it?

  • @VincesInHocSigno
    @VincesInHocSigno 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nah, gotta kill them birds. 😆

  • @chapter7149
    @chapter7149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Magnus looks like a mix between thor and taylor lautner from twilight 😂😂

  • @robertlembo
    @robertlembo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The World Chess Champion Magnus Carlsen acknowledging the existence of Chuck Norris just makes my day :)

  • @RobertReedComedyMagician
    @RobertReedComedyMagician 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I didn't know you were mates with Kevin De Bryne

  • @Neo-ff4uo
    @Neo-ff4uo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:28 who's sleeping on d5?

  • @logan5804
    @logan5804 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Getting two birds stoned at once

  • @JacobafJelling
    @JacobafJelling 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I liked this. good banter. 2 serious chess players. not 5 random people sitting in the background

  • @twitchster77
    @twitchster77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Okay, now let's see him play with the option that shows all the legal moves a piece can make...off.
    Yeah. Good game Carlsen! GG!!

  • @player-ed9rd
    @player-ed9rd 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can someone help me to answer my question?
    In 9:32, why dont Magnus move his queen to the pawn (G3 to G2), so he can get checkmate instantly?

    • @adampelah6063
      @adampelah6063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rook takes queen on G3

    • @player-ed9rd
      @player-ed9rd 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adampelah6063 sorry for not seeing that, thanks alot man appreciate it so much. My bad🙏🙏

  • @tubie666666
    @tubie666666 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    new here.. what his the thinking behind the nickname magzybogues? That's a basketball reference obviously - to the shortest player in the NBA...

  • @mrplummerjones407
    @mrplummerjones407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Getting bent out of shape over, “killing two birds with one stone”.
    He must be from Norway.

  • @tomaszgamla283
    @tomaszgamla283 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very solid opening

  • @emmanuelrodriguez1693
    @emmanuelrodriguez1693 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    what was even said at 7:41 ?

  • @youreok5365
    @youreok5365 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    si con movimientos magnus logró apenas empatar, que seria si habria jugado los mas geniales?

  • @VeritasForYou
    @VeritasForYou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:33 knXC5! missed opportunity

  • @1.4142
    @1.4142 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hold my blundermate.

  • @RunPJs
    @RunPJs 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was the dumbest move....ohh shit! 😂