@@hackzord8462 Dont forget about swine flu, SARS (early 2000s), MERS, tb, west nile, zika, mad cow disease, etc. Its almost as if the world is a germy place. Some people are actually okay with germs though. Imagine if the world was forced to not eat just because youre anorexic.
Your extended rim shots are epic.. also I'm so happy you got the Zebra Mask and are working it in!! :D The editing for these videos is legit, and your and Danny's back and forth is wonderful to watch♥
Same here... I just soaked my cat and my phone lol and now I have to change my pants cuz I drooled everywhere after the Ebola comment. Haha this is entertainment. :D
I must be tired, I legit didn't connect "leviss" to "Levi's" until he gave the punchline at the end. I just assumed Leviss was a European brand. =P Now I feel silly
We have jam in America too. The difference is basically that Jelly is made from fruit juice, while jam is made with crushed fruit or fruit pulp, and preserves is basically a thicker version of jam with a higher proportion of fruit. In terms of taste, I've never really been able to tell the difference between jams, jellies, and preserves made from the same type of fruit.
We did say that's a basement maybe he accidentally ate shrooms and is hallucinating Danny, Sam. In their scripts were written while he was high on said shrooms. And is innermost darkest secrets are coming out
With no consideration for the subject, this is quickly becoming my favorite channels of yours just for the absolute silliness of the format. You totally won me by following up on your Zebra mask promise (did you know Amazon also sells houses now?) Also, I know the name "Otis" because of a joke in an Asterix movie. And as a french person, I say Leviss as well.
Suggestions: 1 - One episode about the economics of cruises (Hassan Minhaj did a great episode about that in his netflix show - Patriot Act) - They get away with a lot of shit by flagging their ships as panamenian and hiring phillipinos as crew and by being essecially in international waters 2 - Already commented that one in another video, but since I dont expect you to come back to older videos just to look at comments, I will suggest it again: How nintendo basically created the playstation brand that now got a large chunk of the market, making nintendo focus on inovations on playability insted of hardware power.
1 - It's not just Panama. Right now, the country of convenience is the Bahamas. You also have Liberia, Vanuatu, Malta, and Cyprus. And they hire filipinos (and people from South Asian and Eastern European countries) because of the pay scale (Americans generally wouldn't accept those wages) and their desired service focus (we aren't known as the best when it comes to providing service). It would be cool to see Simon tackle the subject though.
Yeah. I tried to summarize the subject as not to spoil the possible upcoming show , also not making the read boring. But I liked the extra info you tossed there. Some of Them, i didnt know
My friends made fun of me getting the first cell phone with a camera. Very grainy but all I could think of was, how handy if you were to be in a car wreck, and many good reasons and efficient. I just realize that they still need to apologize! 😂
Same here. Lol soaked the phone and my poor cat with beer and that just made things worse Haha. My face is killing me from laughing so hard but I needed that. :D
Me: waiting for the video to end so I can google if that's really a thing. Simon: "Here's a bonus for watching until the end" Me: oh good! That makes sense lol
I totally knew Otis since childhood (you tend to notice these patterns when you're younger), and I think you even covered their history (including the invention of the elevator brake) in TIFO :-)
Otis also makes escalators. When I was in Prague, most of the subway escalators were Otis. Also, one of my APO friends got a job working for Otis when he graduated.
PS: I'm an American but in my last job I was accused of being a British spy. I was so angered by that accusation, I knock over a tin of biscuits and a bag of crisps, took the lift down to the garage, threw my satchel into the boot of my car and drove back to my flat. :-D
this is the reason i checked the comments, i want to see the lift movie now.... being james bond i doubt it has aged well though... side note that same slang you used for the poms is the same we have in nz, all though satchel would be replaced with bag, and we dont call them crisps if its made from potato its a chip or many chips
I love the channel guys. out of all your channels Simon this is my favorate just because of how laid back it is. That being said, I think the scripts are allways well written and the topics are always very interestingg. i was just thinking, since we all know Mr. Whistler very well, maybe Danny could get his last name mentioned or creditted? just a suggestion. how about a cameo one week? i am sure he is present when you film these at least some of the time. keep up the good work Danny :)... and Simon
@@simplyintricate4160 now they have to have avideo where they meet!!! come on guys you must be monetized by now. we want to see danny!!!! or just use the internet lol
@@gingecharmander but why does Simon constantly mention his name then lol? do you know the authors name of any of his other channels? my guess would be business blaze is prouced by simon and the others arent. if you do want to remain annyomous Danny i apolgize
Bagpiper here: there's often a zipper on the bag to allow access to the inside for maintenance, and there's also typically zippers on the bag covers. I just checked what I have, and 2 of the three are YKK
I thought jelly, jam, and preserves are all different. Jelly is just like gelatinous fruit spread, jam is the same but more congealed-ish, less spreadable. Preserves is jelly with actual pieces of fruit in it (instead of just juice)
upon searching the answer: Jelly: Jelly is made with strained fruit juice. There are no pieces of fruit in jelly. Jam: Jam is made with mashed fruit. Preserves: Preserves have whole fruit or large pieces of fruit.
This is my favourite channel by far. Not so much because of the theme, but because we se a more human side of Simon. He is very funny, and expresses himself in an excellent way.
I don't know about other elevator companies, but Otis has their name on the threshold of every car (car is the correct term for one unit of an elevator bank, where a bank is a group of elevators). If you don't look down when entering or exiting an elevator, you're headed for a severe stumble someday!
I have a suggestion for a video! A decade back I was hearing how some of the more edgy R&B and rap singers were purposefully getting themselves convicted to appeal to a more street audience. I wonder if this still goes on today.
@@averygibson3280 In jelly, the fruit comes in the form of fruit juice. Jelly has the smoothest consistency and is usually clear. In jam, the fruit comes in the form of fruit pulp or crushed fruit. This makes jam less stiff than jelly. In preserves, the fruit comes in the form of chunks in a gel or syrup. Preserves will have more fruit in them than jam will. Marmalade is a type of preserve with citrus fruits in it.
Otis is pretty famous! At least famous enough to be featured as fictional elevator inventor's name in 2002 "Asterix & Obelix: Mission Cleopatra". And I can say, film arrived first in my country, only them Otis became widely notable.
This is like Simon's comedy channel LOL and I love it! P.S. Jelly and Jam are two different things, at least in the US. It's: Ba-dum bum. tsch! And Luxotica is the reason I get my glasses at Zenni Optical online.
In the US we also have jam. Jellie is a fruit spread made from the juice of fruit, jam is made from smashed fruits and contains pulp and skins. We also have have preserves which include larger chunks of fruit, and marmalade which is a preserve specifically made from citrus fruits and contains a lot of zest from the fruit.
Damn Simon, bringing the pain to the haters in the last five seconds of the video. Stone cold. Plus I'm sure somewhere in your empire you've done a full video on Levi Strauss - maybe on Biographics or something.
The Bond film that had the deathtrap elevator that scared Simon was "The Spy Who Loved Me", which also featured the introduction of the metal-toothed killer, Jaws.
Simon and Danny go together like jam and clotted cream....on a scone... very British 👌 I have genuinely laughed the whole way through this one... top work!
I dont really give 2 shits about business but the comedy gold coming from these videos keeps me coming back. I love when you read about a huge fine and just instinctively "uggggghhhh" hahha kills me
Sometimes we bear the price of wanting to get into the comments early. I know I have. Kudos to you, random internet person for not deleting... You Da Real MVP.
I'm Canadian, and jelly and jam are 2 different things. Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit, while jam is made from the whole fruit. Jelly is clear, while jam is nice and thick with pieces of fruit. Aaaand, yes...peanut butter and jelly/jam is THE CLASSIC SAMMICH!! 😋😍
Most cyclists don't realise that there's only 5 or 6 suppliers in the UK. Moore-Large, Upgrade, Madison, Silverfish and Hotwheels (not the toy cars) make up the majority of high-end bike and component distribution. A few companies work directly with stockists (shops etc) but most bikes and parts come through a handful of companies. I got a good deal from this myself, my frame was supposed to be £1100 but Upgrade who stock DMR in the UK had an ex-demo frame so I snagged it for £600. Lots of big distros, and this is for most industries, have an Ebay profile through which you can save a lot of money.
I know someone who worked for Otis. He was my high school math teacher. It was his second career and he was great at it. Otis also makes escalators and my teacher was responsible for the brightly colored warning stripes on the escalators and they significantly reduced accidents that caused serious injuries.
I actually did go from Business Blaze to the TIFO/TopTenz channels. Although to be fair I got to Business Blaze from Biographics/Geographics, so I guess same thing.
I'll try it at some point. One thing American's are gloriously right about is pancakes with bacon and maple syrup. Which sounded horrific to me, but is incredible.
not chinese, but both my parents spent time in china before i was born. copying the work of the "old masters" is about 80% or moreof the chinese art world, where the focus is not on coming up with an original piece, but in faithfully reproducing the work of someone older and "more learned." that is not to say that there is no originality in chinese art, but your random housewife who likes to paint isn't likely going to be painting her own works, but copying someone else's. almost no personal experence of this for myself, so take that with a ginormous heaping of salt.
An idea for you...... Australian firm Bunnings failure in taking over Homebase in the UK. They ditched all the homewares, sacked half the staff and stocked the UK store with huge Australian style BBQs which of cause are useless with average UK weather. The stores became like a jumble sale, stuff piled everywhere and not enough staff to keep it tidy or to even take customer's money if they did actually want to purchase something. Customers hated it.
I had heard of Otis for 2 reasons. 1. The building I work security in has Otis elevators in it and the name is on the floor of the elevator. 2. My 5th cousin, Elisha Otis, was the founder/inventor of the elevator. His name is the name of the company, though its no longer in the family.
Me throughout almost the whole video: Leviss?! LEVISS?!?!
Me at the end of the video: Nicely played, Troll Master. Nicely played.
I'm hoping my nickname becomes Troll Master Whistler.
@@brainblaze6526 If you ever become a rapper, you could do worse than "Troll Master Whistler."
"Leviss" physically hurt me. But I just kinda assumed it was a British people thing since I've lived in midwest America my whole life.
Glad I checked before commenting, also "leviss" physically hurt to hear 😂
I legit didn't connect "leviss" with "Levi's"... I thought it was a Europe brand. =P Now I feel silly
That was by far the best troll ever. I spent 15 minutes confused and annoyed. Bravo Mr. Whistler.
:D
Yep well played sir!
Same
tHe LoNg CoN
Thanks alot for spoiling it
I make homemade jam and jelly. Jam has pieces of fruit in it, jelly's more like juice in a state of shock.
Preserves are superior
Rayetta Omg!! You are so right. And I'm so glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read the jelly part. Lol
Best description of the week lol
Agreed
Just terrified juice lol
Is it even a Business Blaze episode if there isn’t a “bada bum bum tsh”?
Nope.
Agreed.
adding the zebra mask to the rim shot is a nice change of pace
Long live the zebra mask!
I used to sew a lot , including dresses. I always made sure to to use YKK due to their steady quality. Great show!
Simon: I can’t think of anything else that sits on my nose...
Simon’s wife: *cries quietly*
👏 👏
At least I'm not alone in that thought!! 😂
Simon: "People EAT that???"
😂😂😂
@@honey_bee65 NO, SILLY! They SIT on it.
You win the comments sir! Bravo!
You can’t fool me simon, I always watch till the end
Nice :). Thank you.
Agreed! We need to make sure that they get that sweet sweet watch time!
@Patrick Hudson there is No sich Thing AS a Bad Business blaze Video.
Signed the followers of the blaze
I love how Simon was making jokes about Bird Flu and Ebola but at that time he was blissfully unaware that corona was about to wreck shit haha
Ahhh the good old days.
And here we are 2 years later, and bird flu is making a big comeback!
@@hackzord8462 Dont forget about swine flu, SARS (early 2000s), MERS, tb, west nile, zika, mad cow disease, etc. Its almost as if the world is a germy place. Some people are actually okay with germs though. Imagine if the world was forced to not eat just because youre anorexic.
Putin be like: Hold my beer 🍺
Your extended rim shots are epic.. also I'm so happy you got the Zebra Mask and are working it in!! :D
The editing for these videos is legit, and your and Danny's back and forth is wonderful to watch♥
Watches video
Sees Simon being stupid
Almost posts a comment midway through the vid
Simon gets to the end...
You evil genius...
:D
@@brainblaze6526 That was fucking trolltastic. Bravo!
trollolol
Id like this comment but it has 69 likes...
I guess I was really wrong bc I heard Levi’s as “leathers” and I was like “is that what British people call pants?” Lol
I heard "leathers" too. I thought he was wearing leather pants. He trolled us hard! 😂
Yeah lots of things were hard to hear in this one
US "pants" is trousers in the UK. In the UK "pants" is underwear.
Nickers trousers and pantaloons....limies are fuckin weird lol
I was hearing 'Lebis'. I thought it was a British or European brand.
James Bond "The Spy Who Loved Me" - elevator bottom opens up and down to the sharks you go! Goodbye, Mr. Bond.
_Clears throat_ "Sharks were out of the budget. We had to go with genetically modified salmon."
"Are they belligerent?"
"Very."
"Oh, okay."
That first rimshot in the Zebra mask made me shoot beer out of my nose. Never change Simon and Danny!!!
Same here... I just soaked my cat and my phone lol and now I have to change my pants cuz I drooled everywhere after the Ebola comment. Haha this is entertainment. :D
It made me almost snort tea out of my nose. The last time I did that was when my husband made me laugh on our first date.
I must be tired, I legit didn't connect "leviss" to "Levi's" until he gave the punchline at the end. I just assumed Leviss was a European brand. =P Now I feel silly
Okay that ending really made me happy hearing you pronounce it Levi’s was emotionally distressing
Simon: slaps script
"no scripts were harmed in the making of this video"
*this baby can fit so many words in it*
Thanks for the replay, I didn't catch it the first time... - top comment clues one in on how pathetic your average TH-camr could be...
they used a stunt script
"YOU'LL GET EBOLA"
LOL
Edit after watching to end: Simon, I was starting to wonder....you absolute legend :)
;)
You mean eboler.
Video is sponsored by ebola lol
Can’t think of anything else that sits on your nose!?? Don’t they have “your mom” jokes in the UK?
seems not, there like not jokes in nz, they're here but no one cares
that's most unfortunate
What's a "your mom" joke?
You know what sits on my nose?
YER MOM!!!
it's seriously juvenile but can be slightly entertaining sort of like the "that's what she said"
@@brainblaze6526 "Your mum" jokes.
We have jam in America too. The difference is basically that Jelly is made from fruit juice, while jam is made with crushed fruit or fruit pulp, and preserves is basically a thicker version of jam with a higher proportion of fruit. In terms of taste, I've never really been able to tell the difference between jams, jellies, and preserves made from the same type of fruit.
I'm fairly certain that Danny is not real... Simon has just lost his mind.
A man needs an imaginary friend
Maybe the real Danny was the friends we made along the way.
Or Danny is Simon's other personality lol
@@devildog06305 I think he lies about having a life and just lives in that office. Definitely an alter (alternate personality) to keep him sane(-ish).
We did say that's a basement maybe he accidentally ate shrooms and is hallucinating Danny, Sam. In their scripts were written while he was high on said shrooms. And is innermost darkest secrets are coming out
With no consideration for the subject, this is quickly becoming my favorite channels of yours just for the absolute silliness of the format. You totally won me by following up on your Zebra mask promise (did you know Amazon also sells houses now?)
Also, I know the name "Otis" because of a joke in an Asterix movie.
And as a french person, I say Leviss as well.
Thank you :) :)
Suggestions:
1 - One episode about the economics of cruises (Hassan Minhaj did a great episode about that in his netflix show - Patriot Act) - They get away with a lot of shit by flagging their ships as panamenian and hiring phillipinos as crew and by being essecially in international waters
2 - Already commented that one in another video, but since I dont expect you to come back to older videos just to look at comments, I will suggest it again: How nintendo basically created the playstation brand that now got a large chunk of the market, making nintendo focus on inovations on playability insted of hardware power.
1 - It's not just Panama. Right now, the country of convenience is the Bahamas. You also have Liberia, Vanuatu, Malta, and Cyprus. And they hire filipinos (and people from South Asian and Eastern European countries) because of the pay scale (Americans generally wouldn't accept those wages) and their desired service focus (we aren't known as the best when it comes to providing service). It would be cool to see Simon tackle the subject though.
Yeah. I tried to summarize the subject as not to spoil the possible upcoming show , also not making the read boring. But I liked the extra info you tossed there. Some of
Them, i didnt know
Actually got something on cruises coming up real soon. Slightly different angle, but equally interesting I hope :).
Yeah... heard of Tencent.
Maybe you could do a video about technology’s that was underrated and/or ridiculed at their birth.
Great idea!
Category One: The PC - changed the world
Category Two: Ipod - found his niche
Category Three: Zoon - zoooon...???
YeeSoest Zune. I had a few(they kept breaking) and loved them.
My friends made fun of me getting the first cell phone with a camera. Very grainy but all I could think of was, how handy if you were to be in a car wreck, and many good reasons and efficient. I just realize that they still need to apologize! 😂
That moment when you found business blaze before Simon's other channels 👀
Woah. Really? This is a great sign. Seriously. It means that this channel is actually getting exposed to people outside my "ecosystem". :D
He's got 4 more, unless it's 5...he just keeps them coming
I remain skeptical of this statement... the algorithm is strong...
Welcome to the Simon-verse, Sam Brown! 🙌
I actually have 6 more ;)
Glad I watched to the end then because I was thinking "how could he possibly do that".
Simon Whistler - King of the Trolls! 👍🏻
:D
After years of listening to Simon, I was alarmingly quick to accept that it was just some goofy British pronunciation.
@@chevy6034 I actually couldn't imagine Britain didn't have anyone with the name Levi, so I was so confused about why he would pronounce it that way.
When he said "dont sneeze inside the zebra mask you'll get Ebola" I was drinking water and I literally spat it out everywhere laughing hahahah
Same here. Lol soaked the phone and my poor cat with beer and that just made things worse Haha. My face is killing me from laughing so hard but I needed that. :D
1:45 - Chapter 1 - Yum!
5:15 - Chapter 2 - YKKK
7:45 - Chapter 3 - Luxottica
9:50 - Chapter 4 - Otis elevator company
12:15 - Chapter 5 - 10 cents
A rimshot’s goal is to fit within the rhythm and timing of the joke SO: Simon, you do you!
always do ;)
@@brainblaze6526 Simon when are you going to meet Gordon Ramsay, and have a Brit-off with him to see who's more British.
@@stevenutter3614 Simon is more British.
@@stevenutter3614 Keep Ramsay's foul mouth and toddler temper tantrums well away from any of Mr Whistler's fine quality channels.
Me in the middle. Is that really how they pronounce Levi's?
Me at the end: Oh Simon, you're so adorable! ❤
;D
Yeah Simon people buy just the “zips”, (I fall them sliders). Mostly tailoring and alternations places. They break faster then the rest of the zipper
I really enjoy Schindler elevators because I can make the same tiring "Schindler's lift" joke and it gets a laugh every time
I had a dream Danny got sent to Jail and Simon didnt know what to do
Was Simon wearing a zebra mask?
@@d.c.8828 I'd _definitely_ watch that! 😄
I had a weird Simon dream not long ago too!
I'm not sure if you need more or less drugs...
my best friend is jewish. in his apartment complex his elevator is a schindler. i call it "schindler's lift".
I want to install a small speaker that just plays the main theme on repeat forever, now. Thanks for giving me another shitty life goal.
Whenever I get into a Shindler lift, I mutter "Velkom to Schindler's Lifts" in a German accent.
I watched to the end, legend!
With as much as Simon says, "Please don't sue me" and "I don't want to be sued", him and LegalEagle should do a co-lab video
Me: waiting for the video to end so I can google if that's really a thing.
Simon: "Here's a bonus for watching until the end"
Me: oh good! That makes sense lol
Simon is savage af and I love it
I'm like the wolves from the movie The Grey with Liam Neeson.
the YKK actually has a filipino jingle going like this:
"kung ayaw mong mapahiya mag-YKK ka"
translated:
if you don't want to be embarrased, use YKK.
Or I could just use the English translation in conversation.
@@b1ff you mayve not not noticed, but I didnt want to be embarrassed trying to speak Filipino... There was a joke in my last comment.
James Bond I apologize. I misread your comment, and my reply didn't come out the way I intended.
@@b1ff haha I probably just miswrote it... Lol it's cool. Glad you seem to have gotten it then? :)
Best part of the video
“Do you need any zippers to go with that?”
“No... just the zips”
I totally knew Otis since childhood (you tend to notice these patterns when you're younger), and I think you even covered their history (including the invention of the elevator brake) in TIFO :-)
I believe it was either Diamonds are Forever or The Spy Who Loved Me. Both had elevators.
We definitely need more Business Blaze videos, gotta love Simon rocking around in a zebra fetish mask
He had to buy it, due to a challenge he made, so he might as well use it LoL
THREE TIMES A WEEK :D
But like every woman I've ever been with, it just doesnt feel like enough lol
@@brainblaze6526 3 times a week? Does your wife like the mask THAT much?
@@brainblaze6526 We need to know what Mrs. W wears on these dates nights.
Otis also makes escalators. When I was in Prague, most of the subway escalators were Otis. Also, one of my APO friends got a job working for Otis when he graduated.
Elevator scene in a James Bond movie: "The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)" :-D
PS: I'm an American but in my last job I was accused of being a British spy. I was so angered by that accusation, I knock over a tin of biscuits and a bag of crisps, took the lift down to the garage, threw my satchel into the boot of my car and drove back to my flat. :-D
@@ShannonMcDowell71
The elevator scene:
th-cam.com/video/qdJg9up9fhY/w-d-xo.html
this is the reason i checked the comments, i want to see the lift movie now.... being james bond i doubt it has aged well though...
side note that same slang you used for the poms is the same we have in nz, all though satchel would be replaced with bag, and we dont call them crisps if its made from potato its a chip or many chips
He’s a Bond villain. A full on, bona fide Bond villain.
...can you name the Bond movie... elevator reference?
I love the channel guys. out of all your channels Simon this is my favorate just because of how laid back it is. That being said, I think the scripts are allways well written and the topics are always very interestingg. i was just thinking, since we all know Mr. Whistler very well, maybe Danny could get his last name mentioned or creditted? just a suggestion. how about a cameo one week? i am sure he is present when you film these at least some of the time. keep up the good work Danny :)... and Simon
He said a video or two ago that he's actually never met Danny.
Can't remember which, but I remember him slipping it in the video.
@@simplyintricate4160 now they have to have avideo where they meet!!! come on guys you must be monetized by now. we want to see danny!!!! or just use the internet lol
Could also be Danny wants to remain anonymous
@@gingecharmander but why does Simon constantly mention his name then lol? do you know the authors name of any of his other channels? my guess would be business blaze is prouced by simon and the others arent. if you do want to remain annyomous Danny i apolgize
Writers are credited with their full name on other videos, so I would assume that Danny prefers to remain anonymous.
Bagpiper here: there's often a zipper on the bag to allow access to the inside for maintenance, and there's also typically zippers on the bag covers. I just checked what I have, and 2 of the three are YKK
@ 10:22 - All right Danny Chill Out !!! these are great! thanks for making them. i really enjoy this more relaxed style.
That's funny I thought you said lettuce. I'm like that's a weird name for a pant company. I'm surprised Dupont wasn't in there
Americans also have jam, usually called preserves. Jelly is a bit different.
My rule of thumb when I was raised is that jam had seeds (or other inclusions?) in the jelly and jelly was... just jelly.
I grew up calling it jam (even though I also say peanut butter and jelly) but although I'm American, my family's English
@@waltwright84 exactly what i was going to say. For instance strawberry jam aka preserves has actually berrys in it where jelly does not
I thought jelly, jam, and preserves are all different. Jelly is just like gelatinous fruit spread, jam is the same but more congealed-ish, less spreadable. Preserves is jelly with actual pieces of fruit in it (instead of just juice)
upon searching the answer: Jelly: Jelly is made with strained fruit juice. There are no pieces of fruit in jelly. Jam: Jam is made with mashed fruit. Preserves: Preserves have whole fruit or large pieces of fruit.
This is my favourite channel by far. Not so much because of the theme, but because we se a more human side of Simon. He is very funny, and expresses himself in an excellent way.
I don't know about other elevator companies, but Otis has their name on the threshold of every car (car is the correct term for one unit of an elevator bank, where a bank is a group of elevators). If you don't look down when entering or exiting an elevator, you're headed for a severe stumble someday!
I have a suggestion for a video! A decade back I was hearing how some of the more edgy R&B and rap singers were purposefully getting themselves convicted to appeal to a more street audience. I wonder if this still goes on today.
I had just thought levvis jeans were a british brand i hadn't heard of :P
It's my mercy line.
Pending a lawsuit.
Me too
5:03 made my day. Thank you Simon.
9:12 : it got better
I work for a "Yum!" company. It's so funny to see Yum! in front of things like "yellow cloth wipes," and "restroom cleaner." Yum yum yum!
Jelly and jam are absolutely not the same things lol
And peanut butter goes on everything sir lol
Guess what the difference between jam and jelly is?
Even the windscreen of your car!
@@averygibson3280 In jelly, the fruit comes in the form of fruit juice. Jelly has the smoothest consistency and is usually clear.
In jam, the fruit comes in the form of fruit pulp or crushed fruit. This makes jam less stiff than jelly.
In preserves, the fruit comes in the form of chunks in a gel or syrup. Preserves will have more fruit in them than jam will. Marmalade is a type of preserve with citrus fruits in it.
@@averygibson3280 HAHAHA! Yes. 'I cant jelly my d*** in your @**'... Such an inappropriate joke. It is a joke, folks. Just a joke..
Yeah my other comment was deleted lmao
I learned about Yum because I wondered why a Taco Bell and a KFC were in the same restaurant lol. They also owned or own Long John Silvers and A&W.
Otis is pretty famous! At least famous enough to be featured as fictional elevator inventor's name in 2002 "Asterix & Obelix: Mission Cleopatra". And I can say, film arrived first in my country, only them Otis became widely notable.
Is it just me or is the drum roll is one of the best best parts of business blaze. Love the being yourself Simon keep up the good work!
Great script Danny! As always! Simon stop hurting scripts! 😂 good work as always gents!
Definitely about to lite him up for calling Levi’s levis instead, great way to end the episode
"Tack-o", "Eboler", "Leviss", "Another Channel"; These are the things Simon says that make me smile, even if he is just messing with us.
This is like Simon's comedy channel LOL and I love it!
P.S. Jelly and Jam are two different things, at least in the US.
It's: Ba-dum bum. tsch!
And Luxotica is the reason I get my glasses at Zenni Optical online.
I always get my glasses at Zenni now.
I can't tell if Simon had whiskey before the filming or is that's just his natural personality. Lol
My husband just thinks he's high...lol.
My natural personality :). Amped up a bit for the camera, but this is default me with the knob turned to 120% :)
@@brainblaze6526 I see you didn't get your Maths A levels.
@@cuttwice3905 yer a hundred and twenty percent right there, mate.
I know you're joking, but I totally didn't.
I legitimately thought that Levus was the name of a wholly unrelated company, not an intentional mispronunciation of Levi's.
In the US we also have jam. Jellie is a fruit spread made from the juice of fruit, jam is made from smashed fruits and contains pulp and skins. We also have have preserves which include larger chunks of fruit, and marmalade which is a preserve specifically made from citrus fruits and contains a lot of zest from the fruit.
The editing in this video is everything
Trying to justify that zebra mask as a tax write off I see
Damn Simon, bringing the pain to the haters in the last five seconds of the video. Stone cold. Plus I'm sure somewhere in your empire you've done a full video on Levi Strauss - maybe on Biographics or something.
I think we did a pretty long video on him on Today I Found Out :). Super interesting story.
1:54 "You know what I like more than knowledge? This new Lamborghini here."
The Bond film that had the deathtrap elevator that scared Simon was "The Spy Who Loved Me", which also featured the introduction of the metal-toothed killer, Jaws.
I was thinking of Diamonds are forever... now I need to watch the whole series again!
Danny: Try using Corporation instead of Corporate Company ;)
I've decided to go with Corporate Company Corporations in future scripts.
In our company we are not very co-operative though...
@@DannySalter A corporate company would be different then a sole proprietor which would be a company but not a corporation. So you are safe. lol
@@DannySalter The first time I thought corporate company was a bit redundant, but now I've become attached to it and don't want it to change.
What if it's a Cooperative Corporate Corporation Company?
So that's why I have seen the letters "YKK" on every zipper!
Duh.
The punchline at the end was pretty awesome
Simon and Danny go together like jam and clotted cream....on a scone... very British 👌
I have genuinely laughed the whole way through this one... top work!
Who are Lev-iss 😂
Haha. Nice one Simon. Just got to the end. Well played. 👍🏻
kingtomtoo it’s the guy who runs today I found out
Got 'em
@@kingtomtoo I just figured it was a clothing brand that was sold in Prague.
Buh buh bum ta
Simon talking about bird flu.
If only he knew.
"I don't want to go outside." Well, I hope you don't change your mind about that.
It's always worth watching to the end!
I dont really give 2 shits about business but the comedy gold coming from these videos keeps me coming back. I love when you read about a huge fine and just instinctively "uggggghhhh" hahha kills me
There are taco bells in the nordics: finland and sweden has them
What, wait, huh? We do? Oo Where? I've never even heard of it.
Iceland too
Making some yourself is easy and tastes way better...
@@robinderoos1166 *and water keeps you hydrated*
@Henryk Gödel taco bell in america doesn't have onion rings.... or did I miss the new bell rings?
LOL @ Levis. Sorry Simon, its pronounced "Leave-eyes".
Damn, that's what I get for commenting mid video. 🤣🤣
Thanks Simon.
gottem lmao
I was scrolling through and was feeling discouraged at the lack of people saying this. Thank you, Jissan, for brightening my day.
Sometimes we bear the price of wanting to get into the comments early. I know I have. Kudos to you, random internet person for not deleting... You Da Real MVP.
@@BatCaveOz Same, I am cursed with that same impulsive habit lol
I'm Canadian, and jelly and jam are 2 different things. Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit, while jam is made from the whole fruit. Jelly is clear, while jam is nice and thick with pieces of fruit.
Aaaand, yes...peanut butter and jelly/jam is THE CLASSIC SAMMICH!! 😋😍
Most cyclists don't realise that there's only 5 or 6 suppliers in the UK. Moore-Large, Upgrade, Madison, Silverfish and Hotwheels (not the toy cars) make up the majority of high-end bike and component distribution. A few companies work directly with stockists (shops etc) but most bikes and parts come through a handful of companies.
I got a good deal from this myself, my frame was supposed to be £1100 but Upgrade who stock DMR in the UK had an ex-demo frame so I snagged it for £600. Lots of big distros, and this is for most industries, have an Ebay profile through which you can save a lot of money.
jelly and jam arent the same thing simon.
"Must be jelly cause jam don't shake"
Exactly lol
And they both go great with peanut butter 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
This the guy from today I found out? I'm going to block this channel too.
Jelly, jam, marmalade, preserves, and God knows what else is related to that.
@Simon I think you were watching 1971’s Diamonds Are Forever.
I know someone who worked for Otis. He was my high school math teacher. It was his second career and he was great at it. Otis also makes escalators and my teacher was responsible for the brightly colored warning stripes on the escalators and they significantly reduced accidents that caused serious injuries.
I actually did go from Business Blaze to the TIFO/TopTenz channels. Although to be fair I got to Business Blaze from Biographics/Geographics, so I guess same thing.
Peanut butter and jam is delicious. You're missing out.
Also, there was an Otis lift in the building I used to live in.
I'll try it at some point.
One thing American's are gloriously right about is pancakes with bacon and maple syrup. Which sounded horrific to me, but is incredible.
Simon, we have Taco bell in England now
Never been there though.
I'm so sorry for your ass
Taco bell is trash would not do it for fear of what it will do to you unknowing tummy
@@mr_byebye Thanks for looking out for me, Mr Bye Bye! Some friends want to go there during the weekend. Might suggest another place.
Nah, it's good. We've had it a few times. These fast food chains aren't the same in all countries.
@@alias201 True I guess. I'll try it, and then if I don't like it at least I'll know not to go there again.
Haha. I'm so glad "Leviss" was addressed at the end. I was livid 😂
Simon's definitely had his coffee quota today.
So happy i waited till the end to comment. I was just about to have a bit of a rant about some jeans.
😂 Taco Bell is nasty.
"My general knowledge is I dunno generally high" I think you're high Simon
My dad is an elevator mechanic. When I told somebody what he did for a living, they usually asked “Does he work for Otis?”
No.
😂
IN Kentucky itself yum is pretty much known by everyone considering one of our biggest event halls is called the Yum! center located in Louisville
not chinese, but both my parents spent time in china before i was born. copying the work of the "old masters" is about 80% or moreof the chinese art world, where the focus is not on coming up with an original piece, but in faithfully reproducing the work of someone older and "more learned." that is not to say that there is no originality in chinese art, but your random housewife who likes to paint isn't likely going to be painting her own works, but copying someone else's. almost no personal experence of this for myself, so take that with a ginormous heaping of salt.
An idea for you...... Australian firm Bunnings failure in taking over Homebase in the UK. They ditched all the homewares, sacked half the staff and stocked the UK store with huge Australian style BBQs which of cause are useless with average UK weather. The stores became like a jumble sale, stuff piled everywhere and not enough staff to keep it tidy or to even take customer's money if they did actually want to purchase something. Customers hated it.
I had heard of Otis for 2 reasons.
1. The building I work security in has Otis elevators in it and the name is on the floor of the elevator.
2. My 5th cousin, Elisha Otis, was the founder/inventor of the elevator. His name is the name of the company, though its no longer in the family.
Thank you Danny for the great script!