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  • @franreid8203
    @franreid8203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Simon needs this channel because he puts so much energy not falling apart, cracking up, laughing hysterically, slipping in sarcastic comments on his other channels, this is his outlet.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Haha, yeah, that's about right ;)

    • @garyhall7867
      @garyhall7867 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, because that Ed Gein Biographics video where they put in sound effects and shit. Yeah, I don't need car horns and shit when I am listening you talk about a man that robbed graves

    • @wolfgangpeter2995
      @wolfgangpeter2995 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dollah dollah bills blazey..
      Thats why 😅

  • @adamfrazer5150
    @adamfrazer5150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Simon, of all your 328 channels, Business Blaze is by far the most enjoyable to watch - I love coffee and Dexedrine too !
    If I can end my life having written at least one Business Blaze script, I'll die happy...

  • @victoriascotttheclassicist3692
    @victoriascotttheclassicist3692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    I certainly hope this isn't one of your failures. I love this stuff. I'm not even into businesses or learning about them normally. But the presentation of this is worth the watch. (Tbh I just enjoy Simon as a presenter and have come to enjoy these topics as well)

    • @charllie_k_69
      @charllie_k_69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Simon is hysterical. Love watching him as he is. Swearing and all.

    • @Terri_MacKay
      @Terri_MacKay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Same. I'm normally not interested in business stories, but I love this channel, and find the videos fascinating.
      And it is definitely the funniest of Simon's channels.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You’re all very kind. Thank you

    • @IamShawnMichaelAllen
      @IamShawnMichaelAllen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This has quickly become my favorite Simon channel BY FAR!

    • @briancrawford8751
      @briancrawford8751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are you related to Bill Scott the classicist?

  • @zappawench6048
    @zappawench6048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Did Simon say "An Amazon fart smart phone" at 2.30? Lol

  • @Jivolt
    @Jivolt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The Donald / Ford edit was brilliant.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      :D

    • @RichardCranium321
      @RichardCranium321 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      while he certainly wasnt the most elegant president, at least trump wasnt forced out of an election for plagiarism only to act as though it never happened during his "apology" speech...

    • @comacollosasa6282
      @comacollosasa6282 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RichardCranium321 lmao you said elegant. I think you meant eloquent but that might be too difficult for your little Republican brain to handle

    • @edgeredux
      @edgeredux 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@comacollosasa6282 oooh! Politics! Burn!

  • @teambeining
    @teambeining 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    SW: “The first result is from Reddit?!?”
    Me: *snort* This is gonna be good.

  • @joeottsoulbikes415
    @joeottsoulbikes415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Simon and Danny! This is one of my favorite shows. I love all your channels but this one keeps me smiling and is the highlight of my bus commute. Thank you so much for being so creative and funny!

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Glad you’re enjoying it :)

    • @YayaBunWa
      @YayaBunWa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aye, same for me. So much so that I’m watching back on all the previous episodes that I’ve missed.. x_x (obviously got a lot of time to kill - #coronasomethingsomething) :3

  • @TroyJamesMonger
    @TroyJamesMonger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    This channel is hilarious ♥ 😂 Well done, Simon and the writing chaps!

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thanks :)

    • @Friendship1nmillion
      @Friendship1nmillion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@brainblaze6526 So are some of your videos on "Today I found out". 👍

  • @christinamagee7093
    @christinamagee7093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “ The Amazon fart smart phone”... and Simon just whizzes past the flub and keeps going lmao good job Simon!!! 😂😂😂

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Didn't even notice it ;D

    • @christinamagee7093
      @christinamagee7093 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I barely caught it, wound it back and was like yup I heard that lmfao I’m still 🤭 giggling 😂❤️ I love all your channels but this one is by far the tits! I like the candor in these videos, it really makes them pop and who doesn’t get warmed inside by Simons laugh? Like no one! 😂❤️

  • @swat1229
    @swat1229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    This might be my favorite channel you host Simon. I hope it isn't a failure.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thanks. It’s doing a lot better since I recorded that video :)

  • @sagesheahan6732
    @sagesheahan6732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    every time I see one of these business blaze videos, all I can think of how much fun it would be to hang out at a party with Simon and all this cast n crew. my god you people are a riot. 😂😂

  • @MrsSourisrousse
    @MrsSourisrousse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This channel absolutely not a failure from my point of view. Thank you so much for your energy, sense of humor and all your channels. I love them all. And you should promote this one more, for sure.

  • @StefanTravis
    @StefanTravis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    "Vegetables". Never heard ladyparts called that before.

    • @eval_is_evil
      @eval_is_evil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Vag...Veg... maybe that's why ?
      Yeah me neither ,first time I heard this lol

    • @rancidbeef582
      @rancidbeef582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      They're vagetarians.

    • @JaniceCW61
      @JaniceCW61 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @EmperorJuliusCaesar 8:19 "Do lesbians eat vegetables?" (Vegetable vs. Vagina)

    • @Subpar1224
      @Subpar1224 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean man parts because they don't like vegetables

    • @Subpar1224
      @Subpar1224 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, eggplant, penis...

  • @eathenalbrecht5072
    @eathenalbrecht5072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I genuinely want more "business blaze" videos.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well good news, they come out 2 or 3 times a week! :)

    • @eathenalbrecht5072
      @eathenalbrecht5072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@brainblaze6526 that's great because this is literally in my top three favorite TH-cam channels and my most favorite Simon Whistler channel. Simon is just the best educational show host on the platform.
      (I say top three not because I like it less than others, but because it's tied with two others)

  • @todddougherty9492
    @todddougherty9492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Your editor (Sam? Forgot his name, damn) is legend!!! Simon needs a tiger for this channel now. Or at least a tiger print ANYTHING.

  • @NeroThacher
    @NeroThacher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    'Amazon fart phones'
    Sounds about right -
    I know he corrected himself before he said it, but its still funny
    2:27

    • @NeroThacher
      @NeroThacher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I need to also mention, Samsung may have its problems but at least you aren't paying, as you previously clarified, up to 1 grand for 'potential defects' and (because their more fragile than a fart in the wind) an eventual replacement

  • @wlhadley
    @wlhadley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love the channel, you and Danny knock it out of the park! I'd like to see your take companies that imploded spectacularly, and ended up with their executives in handcuffs. Or maybe the rise and fall of dial-up services like The Source, CompuServ (who bought and closed The Source - which is where I worked at the time), Prodigy, AOL (which I think still exists in some form), etc. Thanks again and looking forward to the next episode!

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you. Yes, we will be looking at companies like that in the future :)

  • @tiffinyharrington9307
    @tiffinyharrington9307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Business Blaze does need to be promoted more - your sidebar commentary is the bomb and makes this channel shine even brighter than your other fabulous channels. No failure here Simon.

  • @bogdandumitrescu4765
    @bogdandumitrescu4765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    jeff bezos: *exists*
    simon: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

  • @jwohl76
    @jwohl76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Coca Cola had a chance to buy Pepsi in the 1940s, during WW2 but turned it down. You should do a story about this. I don't know many of the details, but I do know that it was a thing.

    • @mirzaahmed6589
      @mirzaahmed6589 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't think that would have passed antitrust regulations.

    • @ajd2393
      @ajd2393 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mirzaahmed6589 depends on how big they were at the time

    • @SuperPickle15
      @SuperPickle15 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i dont think they would been antitrust problem back then. There were several competitiors about the same size as PepsiCo.

    • @robert48044
      @robert48044 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @EmperorJuliusCaesar coke is a mixer pepsi is a beverage

    • @moffjerjerrod1579
      @moffjerjerrod1579 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do that and then Blockbuster not buying Netflix and others that ended up being massively bone headed decisions.

  • @slymarbo4046
    @slymarbo4046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is my favorite series from you i love how it's alot more raw

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you. Glad you like it!

    • @NobletheSavage
      @NobletheSavage 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brainblaze6526 I agree , I usually have a Simon playlist compiled over a few days and this channel is always last as the other channels Simon works on have heavier subject matters and these types of videos are an uplifting conclusion like the old days on U.K news programmes with the last section always a nice , cheerful story .

  • @shaneboiii9892
    @shaneboiii9892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Absolutely love this channel. Been a fan for a long time and i have to say your content is always improving.

  • @epowell4211
    @epowell4211 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    BTW, hotels have a "rack rate" which means "the highest amount we can possibly charge for that room". If you get charged rack rate, you were basically screwed - showed up without a reservation when the city is practically full. There's a sweet spot for making reservations: too early, and they haven't figured out how many reservations to expect, too late and they inflate the price, sure they are going to fill anyway. Last time I made a hotel reservation, I asked the clerk what their occupancy percentage was for the dates I was interested in, and chose the lowest day to get the lowest rate.

  • @TheJasperMage
    @TheJasperMage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is my faverite channel of yours. i love you talking to danny and having one sided banter.

  • @SaraMakesArt
    @SaraMakesArt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Do lesbians eat vegetables?" LOL. I just happened to have some lesbian neighbors who were vegetarians and who got mad at some friends of ours who lived in the same building for daring to cook, of all things, meat!

  • @todddougherty9492
    @todddougherty9492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Taking a minute to do an “Ad” for a failed business venture is genius. 👏👏

  • @violetelin1901
    @violetelin1901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I watch Business Blaze as soon as a vid pops up. I subscribe to all your channels, but I really enjoy this format as something different.

  • @nafkisuM1
    @nafkisuM1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I´ve subscribed" Today I found out" a while ago and I always liked Simon as this serious presenter who tells you intresting things about the world, then there was the " What does Nicolas Cage uses his money for" video and I loved how he suddenly got a little sarcastic and put his own opinion in the video, but this Channel and format of a video is even better, Simon, not being serious and only presenting a Text but him presenting it and adding his own opinion or little storys or Facts to it. I love it.

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:15 - Chapter 1 - Fire phone
    6:10 - Chapter 2 - Askville
    11:00 - Chapter 3 - The war of the worlds of apple & amazon
    13:25 - Chapter 4 - Amazon destination

  • @Sir_Uncle_Ned
    @Sir_Uncle_Ned 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I really do love this light hearted format!

  • @GreenCrayon961
    @GreenCrayon961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've been watching Simon's channels for years now. From Top Tenz to Geographics and honestly, even though I mostly prefer the topics of the other channels, Business Blaze might be my favourite, the relaxed presenting and light heartedness of Simon here is excellent, keep up the great work 🙂

  • @sortofsmarter
    @sortofsmarter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have been watching your other main channel for years and I'm so used to you being so well scripted and calm... I love this new channel and the kind of un plugged scripting you do... keep it up....I look forward to more...

  • @rachelf6745
    @rachelf6745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    am lesbian can confirm we dont eat vegetables they sap our power

    • @Erin-Thor
      @Erin-Thor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Emily Falder - I am gay, and I can verify that even gay vegetarians eat meat. (Ducking) 😋

    • @eval_is_evil
      @eval_is_evil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahah

    • @eval_is_evil
      @eval_is_evil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Erin-Thor lmao !!! 🤣

    • @piarateking8094
      @piarateking8094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      oh is that what im doing wrong :P

    • @dangerouslytalented
      @dangerouslytalented 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What do you eat then?

  • @Psycro
    @Psycro 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Business Blaze is easily my favourite Simon Whistler Channel

  • @kratomkings5295
    @kratomkings5295 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Simon your sense of humor is great! You and Danny are a great team! Don’t ever let him escape from your basement! Perhaps a pavlovk triggered by an invisible fence? I am an OG Business Blaze legend! This is by far my favorite of your channels and I subscribe to them all. I can’t get enough Simon Whistler!!!

  • @kylebarnes2425
    @kylebarnes2425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Never stop make these videos there's some of your best!

  • @timg2727
    @timg2727 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    FYI - phones used to sell for $200 on contract, whereas phones today aren't sold with a contract. They were so much cheaper because the cost of the phone was subsidized by your monthly phone plan. If you bought a high-end phone back then unlocked and off contract, it would've run you $700 or so.

  • @georgecaplin9075
    @georgecaplin9075 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Simon: “Amazon phartsmo…”
    Also Simon: “nobody noticed, move along.”

  • @ArchFiendFolio
    @ArchFiendFolio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You are so entertaining on this channel... great job thanks all

  • @dobypilgrim6160
    @dobypilgrim6160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Don't give up on this one Simon. Maybe your best channel.
    Thanks Danny.

  • @confused3784
    @confused3784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Absolutely love this channel, it’s so interesting and funny
    Could you do a video about the fall of the high street shops, such as BHS, Toys R Us and Poundland?

  • @marissabones
    @marissabones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Out of all the, "channels" you are part of, this one is by far my favourite.

  • @Galaar
    @Galaar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I absolutely love that minor shittalk to Dany.

  • @kellyrayburn4093
    @kellyrayburn4093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    No, Jeff doesn't mind failures. He can write them off his taxes. Plus, if you aren't failing now and then, you really aren't learning and innovating. Not every idea is going to be a home run. Look at how many times Babe Ruth struck out, more than 1300 times in his career. He's still one of the best who ever played the game, professionally.

  • @Mike504
    @Mike504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Business Blaze is my favorite Simon channel.

  • @Amanda-im4so
    @Amanda-im4so 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Absolutely love your history channels but LOVE we get to see your personality here.

  • @dawn8293
    @dawn8293 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    As an American, I was confused to hear you use "quite" to mean "kinda" in American English, it means "very." But then I remembered that across the pond, the words "quite" and "rather" have opposites meanings.

  • @comettamer
    @comettamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "If you must fail, fail big...and aim to fail bigger." -Jeff Bezos, probably.

  • @samliveshere88
    @samliveshere88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    anyone else see the irony in a company named after a forest naming a product fire?

  • @Joe_Potts
    @Joe_Potts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:28
    Ah, yes. The great stonks bird has taken over

  • @DaveTexas
    @DaveTexas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "As a company grows, everything needs to scale with that growth."
    Except the salaries of all the workers who actually do all the work. Allegedly.

  • @largefatherbassmusic
    @largefatherbassmusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Business blaze and biographics are my two favorite of your ventures

  • @LunaHarp91
    @LunaHarp91 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    As a food delivery runner for Postmates & DoorDash, I say this:
    We're broke enough to take a job that pays less than minimum wage & relies on tips. Some of us are doing it on public transit (Uber Eats by bus) to be able to afford that bike. That's what I did. I bought my electric scooter exclusively with delivery pay from deliveries I ran on buses & on foot.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t want to seem insanely out of touch... But can’t you get bikes for free? Like I got the bike I rode round university on from Craigslist/gumtree free section. It was a piece of shit, and didn’t really change gear, but no one wanted to steal it.

    • @LunaHarp91
      @LunaHarp91 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brainblaze6526 you're not out of touch. I don't know of anywhere around me that's giving out bike rides. (NYC is pretty money hungry.) We have bikes & scooters that can be rented, like Citi Bikes. Honestly though, public transit is cheaper than renting those daily. As far as Craigslist, you're more likely to find a serial killer than anything being given away around here. (Maybe I'm simply paranoid.) I also just really wanted my own scooter.

  • @1kinut800
    @1kinut800 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    At least around here, Amazon used to have a list of local restaurants to order food delivery from--they were kind of like the middleman. I don't really know if they hired Uber or one of the other similar car delivery companies to do the actual deliveries but Amazon didn't have Amazon cars running around town. Much like any online food delivery, you logged into the Amazon Restaurants (via their website), selected the restaurant that had signed up with Amazon to make their foods available for ordering and delivery, and then you'd wait for your food to be delivered 1.5+ hours later. It sometimes would take more than 3-4 hours! and your food would be cold, often not the correct order or items you ordered would be missing. And on top of the marked-up cost of food, you were charged a service fee. Had you simply called the restaurant yourself (most restaurants that delivery used to have a call in service, some even had online service) and placed your order, often the restaurant would have free delivery if you order a certain $$ of food. We also have Uber Eats, Grubhub, and several other middleman food ordering companies. Amazon's list of restaurants was not very good either, usually the restaurants that had inferior food listed with them. And if something went wrong with your order, like you'd just waited 3 hours for your food and you wanted to check to see what happened, there was no way to do that; the restaurant would always tell you to go through Amazon.

  • @ValkrazIasis
    @ValkrazIasis 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is my favourite channel of yours by a long shot now. It's just amusing and entertaining and every now and then, I learn something. Nothing feels forced with this Channel, good to see you relax!

  • @thefirebuilds
    @thefirebuilds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh Simon, I thought my kindle app was busted too.

  • @motherofchaos5519
    @motherofchaos5519 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Speaking of delivering food in a certain amount of time, Domino's Pizza used to advertise that if it wasn't there in 30 minutes or less, it's free. But that may have just been in the U.S.

  • @MatthewStinar
    @MatthewStinar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Apple. Because screw you, that's why!"

  • @ClassicRiki
    @ClassicRiki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The thing with the kindle iOS app is that Amazon want to be treated differently to smaller companies who follow the rules. I don’t see Amazon worrying about paying their fair share when it comes to their 3rd party stores or drivers etc. They just got upset that they finally met a business who won’t stand down in a dispute with them. ‘Oh no, Apple has brilliant lawyers and enough money to hold us at bay’ cry cry 😭. Edit: not Allegedly

  • @savannamiller7568
    @savannamiller7568 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Favorite Simon show!! The lack of fux given makes this better than the other channels Simon does. Please keep it up!

  • @austinflint8671
    @austinflint8671 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how Dannys become so iconic at this point that his last name isnt needed

  • @ravnphoenx
    @ravnphoenx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Would love to know how EA stays in business while shutting down so many great companies they acquire and being one of the most hated companies in gaming, probably in general.

  • @Jedonai
    @Jedonai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think you walked into a British vs American English communication issue. In American English "Quite" is an intensifier, in British "Quite" is a mitigator.

  • @sallydanz6169
    @sallydanz6169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What happened to Ask Jeeves? I remember using that back in the day

  • @simsponlover
    @simsponlover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Not the richest man in the world anymore. 😂

    • @saosaqii5807
      @saosaqii5807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Whofreak Industries
      Lol
      This is actually how most billionaire woman are made.
      Very little are actually self made
      You can actually search it up

    • @thomass8269
      @thomass8269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He NEVER was.

    • @mirzaahmed6589
      @mirzaahmed6589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes, their wealth goes up and down based on Amazon's share price; even a few cents difference can mean billions of dollars plus or minus. I don't think anyone doubts that he's still very rich, or that he might reclaim the top spot soon.

    • @mirzaahmed6589
      @mirzaahmed6589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@saosaqii5807 Not true. On the top 20 of the Forbes billionaire list, only the Waltons (of Walmart fame), inherited their wealth.
      Also, I'm not sure why you are referring to women specifically; there are fewer female billionaires, but they are just as likely to be self-made, e.g. Oprah.

    • @mirzaahmed6589
      @mirzaahmed6589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thomass8269 Where are you getting that information? He definitely was, it was widely reported in the media.

  • @lonely_jester6549
    @lonely_jester6549 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank's Simon. I'm a big fan of your other channels. I prefer the laid back presentation style. It seems like a really enthusiastic teacher that enjoys his job. Makes it so much easier to learn. Thank you.

  • @rawwset
    @rawwset 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Seeing this 9 months later... 1k views a vid? Yeah, that didn't age well. Crushing it.

  • @ecmorgan69
    @ecmorgan69 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "The shit I would buy with $170 million."
    "Probably a tiger."
    And probably some cocaine. Allegedly. Definitely some cocaine. Allegedly.

  • @VieneLea
    @VieneLea 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:54 "I was like yeah, I'll definitely buy a plane!"
    Glad to hear that the TIFO network is doing well ☺

  • @ChrisTaverner91
    @ChrisTaverner91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What is with some of these comments. "No Simon, don't go off script. You must deliver content in an serious and somber tone over all of your channels so that I may ingest the information easily with no added humour or person opinions"...
    Okay, so what you need right there is Bloomberg. Already exists.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks :). Fortunately, and quite to my surprise (especially at the start), the majority of people like this format :)

  • @keelwakamar
    @keelwakamar 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you Danny for the great script!!

  • @jamiejosh96
    @jamiejosh96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    New favourite channel, well done Simon!!!

  • @thejudgmentalcat
    @thejudgmentalcat 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    50k subs for the funny side of Simon Whistler? BUSINESS FAILURE

  • @christopherfitch3347
    @christopherfitch3347 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Another Amazon failure to cover next time: Amazon Restaurants. It was a competitor to Uber Eats and Grub Hub which was shut down a year or two ago.

  • @rmt3589
    @rmt3589 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is way better than Today I Found Out, and more relevant to me to boot!

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Very different for sure. Glad you are enjoying it :)

  • @Prawnsacrifice
    @Prawnsacrifice 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    best format mate cheers for the hard work from poole uk :)

  • @Dr.RichardBanks
    @Dr.RichardBanks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That constant cut to jeff Bezos laughing is pure gold 😂

  • @darrenkrivit6854
    @darrenkrivit6854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This video is simply perfect and perfectly simple 😎

  • @1959twa
    @1959twa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A good topic would be Gibson guitars, specifically ex ceo Henry Juszkiewicz
    A brand famous for iconic looking guitars from Slash and Jimmy Pages Les Pauls to Angus Young’s SG’s.
    He tried to modernise them putting robotics and other electronics into them and develop the company from musical instruments into a lifestyle brand... unsurprisingly this failed and led to the filing for bankruptcy and his removal. Queue recent PR gaffs including the recent video of a bulldozer running over hundreds of their guitars as they did not match quality control instead of donating them to childrens/music charities.
    Their recent ‘Gibson Play Authentic’ PR disaster was entertaining also - the ‘Director of Brand Experience’ Mark Agnesi said anyone playing/making a Les Paul shaped guitar not created by Gibson was a fake and not authentic. To go back to my first paragraph - the guitar that put Gibson on the map, Slash’s Les Paul, was actually a fake Gibson guitar 😂
    A modern day powerful company that cannot grasp simple PR

  • @mirzaahmed6589
    @mirzaahmed6589 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You can definitely get a private jet for $170 million. And plenty of non-billionaires do have access to private jets through services like NetJets.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True true. NetJets makes it more accessable to only the very rich, rather than the super rich ;)

  • @KS-PNW
    @KS-PNW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I feel like it's worth noting that his "garage" that he started the company in was a 4 car garage attached to a multimillion dollar house.
    Don't get me wrong it's still impressive but it's not like he was an average Joe

  • @stephjovi
    @stephjovi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    how about the story of facebook or twitter next!?
    How many subscribers are needed until we can meet Danny? I feel like most Business Blaze videos were written by him I`m nosey

    • @kilroy4843
      @kilroy4843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My business suggestion, dannys career in youtubing!

    • @stephjovi
      @stephjovi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kilroy4843 great idea

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hahha, they all are now. Danny took the mantle of sole Business Blaze writer. I felt I had the best rapport with his material :).

    • @kilroy4843
      @kilroy4843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@brainblaze6526 so whens dannys business blaze career video dropping?

    • @stephjovi
      @stephjovi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brainblaze6526 true his were the best stories. That`s why we would all like to kow more about him. Just profesionaly we dont expect his phone number :D

  • @Itsthatoneguy371
    @Itsthatoneguy371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    So, as someone else eluded to you being drunk... I think you should do a “Simon is drunk and here’s what that looks like when he is talking about ‘X’ so enjoy“ type channel. Put one out on Wednesday’s and weekends. Just my $0.02

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      People aren't as funny as they think when they're drunk.

  • @LSSYLondon
    @LSSYLondon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Simon.... please say "Gorgeous" repeatedly. I need that for a ringtone. Otherwise i'm just going to keep clicking on 2:38 over and over.

  • @nathanblanchard8897
    @nathanblanchard8897 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I literally got a masterclass ad about cooking and buying vegetables immediately after the lesbians bit

  • @amywachtel9269
    @amywachtel9269 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I thought it was Beeeeez-ohs.
    And like, if you have that much money and arent fixing major world problems, you have simply chosen to not be Batman. WHO THE EFF CHOOSES TO NOT BE BATMAN??

  • @mbainrot
    @mbainrot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this is freaken awesome, i've not laughed my ass off this much in a long time :D

  • @tillyrhodes-mayo6448
    @tillyrhodes-mayo6448 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You go Simon, I reckon this is your best channel yet it pairs great with a toasty bong. Maybe shake things up by spelling business with a 'Z' or some shit, you could even change the logo to a steak and get the lesbians on board too.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude, true. That “Z” would be edgy AF. And maybe I need a “Do Lesbians Eat Vegetables?” Sign or shirt or mug or something...

  • @Saitaina
    @Saitaina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Given half the shit I saw asked (and answered) on Yahoo Answers, I would not doubt that question.

  • @markgigiel2722
    @markgigiel2722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Amazon employees have motion sensors on their wrists to keep them working harder and more efficient.

  • @chrisortiz8072
    @chrisortiz8072 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    All the best phones were $200 and I could never understand how so many people were able to accept paying full prices for phones now lol. People just want to be so trendy they are happy to pay per month just so they can keep switching.

  • @jakeevans6
    @jakeevans6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If ya want free ebooks and audio books use the Overdrive app. If ya got a library card you can rent over your phone from your public library. I live in connecticut and use my old public library in oklahoma 😆

  • @markgigiel2722
    @markgigiel2722 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Amazon employees are still peeing in bottles because a bathroom break may get them fired.

  • @roboticzamat
    @roboticzamat 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Benedictus Cumberbund truly is precious.

  • @Caterfree10
    @Caterfree10 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Also also, the kindle issue also applies to audible, and I have a bookmark to audible specifically so I can buy my monthly audiobook, then go to the app and sync it to my phone.

  • @plushman3685
    @plushman3685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’d love to see ya’ll do a video on the downfall of Barnum & Bailey circus. Love Business Blaze! But as a History nerd, I like Highlight History just a tiny bit better.

  • @forrestgreene1139
    @forrestgreene1139 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this format.

  • @LostScarf
    @LostScarf 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Im glad this channel worked out

  • @EthelredHardrede-nz8yv
    @EthelredHardrede-nz8yv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That background noise that the tasteless might call music in this video is so bad that Karl would not use it on Fact Fiend to annoy people.

  • @FreyasArts
    @FreyasArts 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how sarcastic you are on this channel 😂