"It means a busful of nuns guzzling semen." "Ass. Who's ass? The devil's!" "Vomit.That's right, Comet. That's right, Wallace and Grommit." "Norman died and left the place to a lunatic he kicked in the nuts." It's lines like this that make my day, and that's why I subscribe to Noisepuppet!
That dog's life thing was actually kinda revived with that series with elijah wood in It... Which lasted only One season, ofc. And they still look Better than Cats. Reality can be as absurd as ytps sometimes
About to go have stitches removed and my phone alerts me to this...you are on your A-GAME my friend, I literally died through this whole poop. So many belly-laugh producing jokes, this is right up there with my all-time faves from you. I'm gonna watch this like a dozen times later. Love, Magnified. ps. you're a don't knob sausage leader habitat
Gah! Why'd you have to remind me about the horrible 1800's? My great grandfather lost all his money on rental fees in those days before being carved up by some frieirf Indians.
I developed dropsy and chronic eye spasms ( plus the blind fits, shits and staggers). Thanks 🙏 watching your show wasn’t therapeutic, but it’s a start in the right direction. Thanks
I feel like there were a lot of good moments in this source that you didn't capitalize on. that being said, the only thing better than a good scream, is a good meme.
Thanks! What's that bike you're riding in your videos? I think your country gets a lot of scooters and underbone bikes they won't sell us in the States.
2:00......YYYYYYYOUUU've no idEEEEEEEEEEEa what you're GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEting YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYourself in for..................you MUST be dying of laughter after watching your own material there.....well over a dozen views, and I have to control myself with laughing, due to the pain from my surgery. My God your sense of timing and humor is perfect.
If the worst thing that the Antichrist does is turn people into sweaty mommies, I think I can deal with that. And you have no idea how long I've been waiting for the stoats to return. Those muskrats and marmots were cool and all, but it's just not the same.
I'm starting to think that Noisepuppet found a cloning machine amongst his old A/V stuff; the VHSes and the potato cams and whatnot. And all these recent poops have been loltastic. My spell check indicates there is no such word "loltastic". How about bonerific? Oh well.
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"A bus full of nuns guzzling semen." That's gold Jerry! Gold!
"Norman died and left the place to a lunatic he kicked in the nuts"
+beerhoven Probably the best sentence I've ever heard in a YTP
"The only thing better than a good scream is a good meme."
"The only thing better than a good scream is a good meme." Optimally two in one, I'd say.
So a Rick Roll or Screamer then? They're both memes (but not necessarily good) and they both leave people screaming, either in terror or rage.
funny scream
"All in the Racism" was a decent show
Abortion in the Family was better though
+The RetroGameNinja true
Sucko is also pretty good
what was better, semen the movie, or semen the TV show?
Officer Stone Meh that one sucked.
"Who's ass? the Devil's, and Andy and the sexist are the only ones with the nuts to go against him". Sounds like a show I'd watch.
Doesn't that sound weak?
I'd suppose you'd fuck me?
I DO!
Narrator: "Andy is in love with a girl. There's just one problem."
Girl: "Don't you understand I'm man."
Narrator: "hhaaaa hhhaaaa haaa"
Ahahaha, oh my god, can't breathe!
"I'm not afraid of the boogeyman."
"That will change."
"I'm afraid of the boogeyman."
(one week later) "I believe in the boogeyman."
+NotOrdinaryInGames henry hall-here comes the boogyman
I don't think it's I'm afraid of the boogeyman it's "I believe in the boogeyman."
@@SuperFlashDriver I was going off faulty memory.
@@NotOrdinaryInGames I know.
I heard they were doing an "Abortion in the Family" revival on Netflix. Can't wait :D
And they are making a new season of All in the Racism!
@@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 Don't forget Maude. Man, they really redefined the titties with that one.
@@maverickREAL Adrienne Barboobs
I’ve gotta stop watching Noisepuppet at work with headphones on. People are beginning to stare.
You're gonna watch them without headphones right?
I "listen" to YTPs at work a lot and frequently have to suppress laughter. Thankfully my cubicle walls are high enough nobody really sees me. :D
I've been laughing at "sucko, the suckiest movie ever made" for years
Morty Seinfeld in a dog suit. I won't be able to unsee that.
Oh jesus, that Dog's Life thing was genuine and not some sort pf parody? That's terrible
It's a pilot episode made in 1979.
"I don't believe in the Boogey man."
"That will change."
"I believe in the Boogey man."
*ONE WEEK LATER*
@@dylanlarson4658 😅
"The only thing better than a good scream is a good meme". Genius.
The scariest thing about the Bates Motel now is
The psycho killer
"It means a busful of nuns guzzling semen."
"Ass. Who's ass? The devil's!"
"Vomit.That's right, Comet. That's right, Wallace and Grommit."
"Norman died and left the place to a lunatic he kicked in the nuts."
It's lines like this that make my day, and that's why I subscribe to Noisepuppet!
OH YEAH! I WANT TO RENT A HORSE
Every half hour, every day.
"I don't believe in the Boogeyman"
"That will all change"
"I believe in the Boogeyman"
talk about fast changing opinions
DudeWithThePoop to be fair it took a week
Top Ten Anime Plot Twists
2:44 oh yeah i want to rent a horse
every half hour, every day
Look up Busta Rhymes. He has got that shit on lock.
i love that he pushed that joke so well
Sweaty mommies
OwO
ùwú
PLEASE
I too go around kicking lunatics in the nuts and then proceed to include them in my last will and testament.
kinda makes you wonder who the real lunatic is ;-)
That's right, Wallace and Gromit!
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!
2:16
“Who’s ass? The DEVil’s!”
That got me good 😂
Dogs are people. What were they thinking?
That dog's life thing was actually kinda revived with that series with elijah wood in It... Which lasted only One season, ofc. And they still look Better than Cats. Reality can be as absurd as ytps sometimes
Now I understand how *Hello, Larry* got picked up.
@@Attmay And to think Maclean Stevenson gave up a steady job on MASH for that.
"I don't believe in the Boogeyman" "that will change" (one week later) "I believe in the Boogeyman" hahahaha
i keep forgetting how renting a horse is a running joke in your poops and it catches me out as i go back and rewatch stuff lol
2:44 there are so many great quotes but my favorite might be "oh yeah i wanna rent a horse"
I loved the semen movies and series, big fan of sweaty mommies.
Listened to the song "A Whiter Shade of Pale". Reminded me of this.
"We skipped the light fandango."
About to go have stitches removed and my phone alerts me to this...you are on your A-GAME my friend, I literally died through this whole poop. So many belly-laugh producing jokes, this is right up there with my all-time faves from you. I'm gonna watch this like a dozen times later. Love, Magnified.
ps. you're a don't knob sausage leader habitat
+magnified111 did it put you back into stitches?
+4T3hM4kr0n! It gave new meaning to the phrase "laugh until it hurts"
I thumbed up for the sweaty mommies
"I don't believe in the Boogeyman."
"That will change."
ONE WEEK LATER
"I believe in the Boogeyman."
"We all remember the 'Semen' movies, and the evil child who comes in your face."
Damnit. This reminded me that I forgot to rent a horse.
Norman died and left it to a lunatic he kicked in the nuts" brilliant
i know i'm 5 years late to the party but
"i don't believe in the boogeyman"
"that will change"
"i believe in the boogeyman"
I feel like all of these shows would be hits on Crackle.
"Abortion in the Family" would be a hit
Gah! Why'd you have to remind me about the horrible 1800's? My great grandfather lost all his money on rental fees in those days before being carved up by some frieirf Indians.
There used to be an electrical store in the UK called Comet. I sort of expected its logo to flash up, but that would’ve surprised me if it did.
Comet is a brand of dish soaps and detergents here in the US. Or I suppose "washing-up liquid" in the UK.
only thing better than a good scream is a good meme, very true
Speaking of Norman Lear, he's turning 100 this month.
"Oh yeah, I want to rent a horse."
Every half hour.
Every day.
I developed dropsy and chronic eye spasms ( plus the blind fits, shits and staggers). Thanks 🙏 watching your show wasn’t therapeutic, but it’s a start in the right direction. Thanks
can't say I've ever been scared by a stoat
I feel like there were a lot of good moments in this source that you didn't capitalize on.
that being said, the only thing better than a good scream, is a good meme.
finding this after three years and ive never laughed so much
Aaaaand Happy 100th, Norman Lear!
This has been a delightful source. Good job man
+Howard Wilson I believe you meant to say a delightful sauce.
+statoose sus sis sos.
2:46...... If you wanted to go somewhere you rented a horse
I have to give credit to the captions for including Lady Men
"I don't spoons." - TH-cam Auto Captions
Dogs in actors suits.
Hollywood
Somehow, I forgot to press like on this back in the day. So beyond funny, I gotta watch it over and over again
Watch it all over again. 15 times over again.
Nice Procol Harum reference.
0:55 The Angry Video Game nerd after playing a game from LJN.
he's gonna take you back to the past
to watch Norman Lear wear a dog ass
@@orlandowordsmith6208 XD
Get the “A Dogs Ass” box set today!
Oh yeah, I wanna rent a horse.
2:44 Every half hour every day?
1:57 Never thought I'd see a SkykStrain in a YTP ever...
That callback though. I should rent a horse in 28 minutes in honor of it.
0:07 Norman Lear was ready to rock.
"You'd really do Hillary?" "No."
Actual quote from Bill.
'A Dog's Life' was probably used as an alternative to lethal injection
I think you mean "A Dog's Ass".
"the only thing better than a good scream is a good meme"
story of my life
press 5 if you like a baby
5
Press 3 if AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
+Tommy Dalo Press 6 three times.
it's
+noisepuppet Holy shit, just saw a short one Cactus Pooper did using your camcorder equipment vid as a source....gotta admit, that shit is cash
Lady in the thumbnail kinda looks like Kristen Schaal
I can't tell you how much it meant to me to see stoats appear again.
All those sweaty mommies
I laughed in this one for years: Stream of vomit, that's right! Comet! That's right! Wallace and Gromit!
Thanks! What's that bike you're riding in your videos? I think your country gets a lot of scooters and underbone bikes they won't sell us in the States.
@@noisepuppet Nah, I am still such a kid, noisepuppet.
"Jumping from one person to a nun, turning them into sweaty mommys!"
2:00......YYYYYYYOUUU've no idEEEEEEEEEEEa what you're GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEting YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYourself in for..................you MUST be dying of laughter after watching your own material there.....well over a dozen views, and I have to control myself with laughing, due to the pain from my surgery. My God your sense of timing and humor is perfect.
+magnified111 That actually is the part I laugh at every time.
Are we still divorcing or what? Have you looked into couples therapy?
dogs peeing on people? what were they thinking?
I must go rent a horse. Every half hour everyday!
All hail the return of Stoats!
If the worst thing that the Antichrist does is turn people into sweaty mommies, I think I can deal with that.
And you have no idea how long I've been waiting for the stoats to return. Those muskrats and marmots were cool and all, but it's just not the same.
Since I rented a HORSE, this video is a lul!
Now the good guys have to *Puuuuke*
no no, yes yes
RIP Norman :(
i dont believe in the boogyman
that will change
*one week later*
i believe in the boogyman
Sweaty mommies 😏
The only thing better than a good scream is a good meme.
That's just what I want. Another Sus.
the only thing better than a good scream is a good meme
"turning them into sweaty mommies" AH FUCK YES
This is too funny man I subscribed
the bates motel is a lol, yay
Sucko is one of the suckiest movie of all time.
"Dogs peeing on people: What were they thinking?"
I'm starting to think that Noisepuppet found a cloning machine amongst his old A/V stuff; the VHSes and the potato cams and whatnot. And all these recent poops have been loltastic. My spell check indicates there is no such word "loltastic". How about bonerific? Oh well.
Sus on all the "its"????
I lost it the milliseesillim I started watching this
I believe the Bates Motel movie featured Bud Cort.
XD i laughed so hard i had to call my mommy because i again poopoo my pantiepanties >DDDD
omg me too wtf! same dude
The semen movies haven't aged that well
3:23 "...a bus full of nuns guzzling semen." Lol xD
It's it's uts its rotflmao it hurts the laughter .
HIYA HIYA SIS
Sweaty mommies killed me
Stoats