You could be Up On Top back then, but the trail still didn't have any Seinfeld. And who could forget Mrs. O'Leary spreading her cheeks wide? Man, those were the days.
@@Maldoror2112 I remember Busta Rhymes renting out every horse, every half hour, everyday... those horrible days. In the horrible 1800s, where you rented horses while you could still be up on top, like you said. There wasn't any Seinfeld, but I never liked that show anyways.
@@ringerlafinger6031 She no longer has one. Born Alison Fraven-Pooth in Johannesburg in 1970, she gave up her legal status as a human being in 2003 to become the personal property of UFO cult leader Raël, in whose home she currently serves as a living end table.
I still think of this comment. I also remember when CD's first reached mass production. The Mask/Goldeneye equivalent was a certain digitally mastered recording of the 1812 Overture with digitally mastered cannons. 😆 Probably on Deutsch Gramophone
Literally just making this comment so I can find this YTP in the future. This is like the fourth time in five years that the phrase any of these problems smelboblems has floated up in my brain.
Oh man, the older guy with the suspenders looks truly excited about the new fuck technology. Look at the setting where he is; it looks like he may possibly have some snuff porn going on down there. Or maybe he's just innocently watching some LP's. Clean, pure, love seed. Oh, and the "rented a horse" part brings me back to "The Horrible 1800's". I love you.
Corey Greenberg is a real stand up Greenberg. A Greenberg inspiration for Greenbergs everywhere. I actually went to school with him at Greenberg High. Best Greenberg I’ve ever Greenberged.
Mr. Noisepuppet, would you be so kind as to explain how VD is able to replace video tapes, laser tapes, lasers, and rape that poor man? I think this technology could take society to greater levels than ever seen. Thanks, A Wet Scientist
Cheez... and I thought the History channel had some damn annoying editing/shooting styles. I think the person who directed this video had some sort of obsession with oral sex. All the wide angle shots of peoples mouths makes me think they get off on seeing open lips.
My homeroom teacher in high school said something about how since everything is going digital and less and less people go to record stores, they will try to sue and copyright the diffrent music in order dredge up any amount of cash they can.
I'm sorry to hear that. I have no intention of ever deleting mine, and I keep meaning to make sure I have my videos archived so I can put them somewhere if TH-cam ever melts down. Merry Christmas to you too!
I'm getting really disappointed that there aren't any harpies in these holiday videos, though I can relate to the story of the disappearing music store.
![[YTP] The Falafel Guy](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/NZlortTnBRI/mqdefault.jpg)
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"Hey, I'm shitting again!"
+KyleGuichot
This time, it's diarrheal.
Seriously anticipated Amber Turd
I’ve heard the joke a hundred times now but “HEY I’M SHITTING AGAIN” always gets me
"have you ever rented a horse?"
Back in my day we rented a horse every half hour every day
When you rented a horse
~YoU rEnTeD a HoRsE~
The horrible 1880's
You could be Up On Top back then, but the trail still didn't have any Seinfeld. And who could forget Mrs. O'Leary spreading her cheeks wide? Man, those were the days.
@@Maldoror2112 I remember Busta Rhymes renting out every horse, every half hour, everyday... those horrible days. In the horrible 1800s, where you rented horses while you could still be up on top, like you said. There wasn't any Seinfeld, but I never liked that show anyways.
Back in my day, people would also illegally download horses.
help ive fallen in love with this poor-mans uma thurman
OMG me too.
If you grew up in the mid to late 90s, you can't help but not to.
What’s her name?!
@@ringerlafinger6031 She no longer has one. Born Alison Fraven-Pooth in Johannesburg in 1970, she gave up her legal status as a human being in 2003 to become the personal property of UFO cult leader Raël, in whose home she currently serves as a living end table.
Yes, but does she dance like Uma Thurman?
"Have you ever rented a horse?"
Why yes, I have. Every half hour, every day.
Ah, the simpler times, when only The Mask and Goldeneye were available on VD.
I still think of this comment. I also remember when CD's first reached mass production. The Mask/Goldeneye equivalent was a certain digitally mastered recording of the 1812 Overture with digitally mastered cannons. 😆 Probably on Deutsch Gramophone
Why were late 90s tech promos so hilariously over the top?
I think they had just discovered things like green screen technology and the Dutch angle, but without restraint to accompany it.
@@Circuitssmith A tale as old as time.
America hadn't discovered sarcasm yet - it was a time of wonder, of hope, of foundation repairs...
It’s because they were shitting again
Had a hard time breathing after "HEY I'M SHITTING AGAIN this time it's DIARRHEA"
"Soon LP records will be what everyone's watching"
- RCA after creating the CED
2:57 - "I'm Corey Greenberg, contributing Greenberg of Greenberg Magazine."
"looks just like a sausage, but it does a whole lot more"
"It's so shit, it's as if I'm at the shitty theater"
Sophisticated and edgy, hip and alluring. Artistic, witty, erudite, and deeply meaningful. Hats off, gentlemen: a genius.
"It rapes ME"
So it ISN'T weird that my DVDs do that?
Literally just making this comment so I can find this YTP in the future. This is like the fourth time in five years that the phrase any of these problems smelboblems has floated up in my brain.
Replying to remind you of your comment on this video, lmao
@@JetFalcon710 Oh shit thanks
@@Chocomint_Queen No problem
"More than two hours of crystal-clear club sauce" really sounds like it should mean something.
VD doesn't have any of these problems. Smebobems.
I've just had a thought - where does our beloved noisepuppet get a load of decades-old adverts from?
"the geek industry is full of assholes like myself"
They told us 20 years ago, we just didn't listen.
It replaces video tapes, it replaces laser tapes, it replaces lasers, it replaces me!
Last one was actually grapes, without the g
0:29 "hey im shitting again, this time its diarrhea"
"It replaces videotape, it replaces LaserTape, it replaces lasers, it raeps ME!"
2:27 Have you ever rented a horse, driven all the way home, stuck it in your bunghole? lol
0:29
I was about to sneeze but that caught me so off guard that my body refused to finish.
"I'm really into the horse technology."
+username I can tell by your profile picture.
-Anatolian farmer upon first encountering the Yamnaya people in east europe 4k BC
particularly into renting them
@@Aman-cb1pt LMAO
480i sure is crisp.
The original cut of this was so cringeworthy, the poop is actually more bearable. Thank You!
Oh man, the older guy with the suspenders looks truly excited about the new fuck technology. Look at the setting where he is; it looks like he may possibly have some snuff porn going on down there. Or maybe he's just innocently watching some LP's. Clean, pure, love seed. Oh, and the "rented a horse" part brings me back to "The Horrible 1800's". I love you.
Lasertape sounds like some knock off duct tape you'd see at Poundland stores
Corey Greenberg is a real stand up Greenberg. A Greenberg inspiration for Greenbergs everywhere. I actually went to school with him at Greenberg High. Best Greenberg I’ve ever Greenberged.
"Have you ever rented a horse?" Oh, we're going way back to the 1800s aren't we?
Red dead redemption anyone?
@@Big_Chungus935 I'm pretty sure the "rented a horse" bit is a reference to his The Horrible 1800s video.
0:35 That lion sure is having a good time!
One of my favourite things you do is reversing the word "problems" smboblems
I'm really into the horse technology and the horse entertainment experience myself.
fucking brony
+sskspartan I just sampled your cringe Playlist. holy shit
***** so cringe, much embarrass
noisepuppet LOL,thanks.Looks like I will not be making it private then
+sskspartan the fuck are critikal's videos doing on there?
Mr. Noisepuppet, would you be so kind as to explain how VD is able to replace video tapes, laser tapes, lasers, and rape that poor man? I think this technology could take society to greater levels than ever seen.
Thanks,
A Wet Scientist
I don't know if I trust any scientists that aren't both wet AND nasty.
Welcome to VD!
"Dolby Surround System required for optimum stereo orgasm."
(HEY I'M SHITTING AGAIN)
This time, it's diarrhea
Why, thank you sir. Have some crabs yourself.
Merry Christmas everyone and thanks for the VD.
You know what is even better, DiViX.
Love the callback to The Horrible 1800s. Excellent joj as always.
I'm thinking smeboblems guy might have been one of Frasier's Dad's poker buddies on Frasier.
Really can't stop laughing at 3:12 XDD
I fucking lost it at "Revolution new dick." And the woman lowering her sunglasses and moving her brows up & down.
How can Cory Greenberg be a contributing Greenberg for Greenberg Magazine if he writes about geek equipment for Geek Magazine?
Well, both magazines are centered on horse technology
The guy revealed his demonic nature upon speaking the beast's name (Toshiba), so it's probably safe to assume he can handle multiple jobs at once. :D
Make more double down ytp's. I love the adventures of Aaron!!! :D
those last 5 seconds killed me lmao
"And fax machines"
Don't forget telephone machines!
What about technology machines?
Cheez... and I thought the History channel had some damn annoying editing/shooting styles. I think the person who directed this video had some sort of obsession with oral sex. All the wide angle shots of peoples mouths makes me think they get off on seeing open lips.
+noisepuppet
R.I.P. *EXTREME 90s!*
1996-2000
What a Godawful time to be alive....
Spoiler alert: They came.
Oral Fixation
Pays tribute to a famous YTP involving renting horses All the time all through the night every half hour
0:50 onwards I'm can't breathe 😂😂😂😂😂
I gotta rewind my laser tapes
Nice YTP there. I miss those days when DVDs are very new.
I audibly laughed at 12:30 AM. Hopefully I don't wake my parents up in the next room over.
Funny snippets imo.
0:06
0:16
0:40
1:10
0:43
wow!
@@bachaddict 3:19
2:33 to 2:42 and I'm shitting myself! ROFLMAO! XD
"Replaced by deez NUTS"
My homeroom teacher in high school said something about how since everything is going digital and less and less people go to record stores, they will try to sue and copyright the diffrent music in order dredge up any amount of cash they can.
No toe jam. No whining.
One day you walked into the music store, and the music store was gone. Replaced by LP Records.
0:29 every time noise puppet comes back to release a new poop
Recently found out DurhamrockerZ closed down his account.
Hopefully these videos last for decades. Merry Christmas
I'm sorry to hear that. I have no intention of ever deleting mine, and I keep meaning to make sure I have my videos archived so I can put them somewhere if TH-cam ever melts down. Merry Christmas to you too!
WHAT?!? That's a shame. I loved his YTPs. Good thing there are reuploads.
Imagine living in 2020 watching Blu-Rays.
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Poop of a Blu-Ray commercial whehw?
Oh god, it's the hippie from Birdemic.
Book Simon I think he just heard a mountain lion.
You are now cured of your PTSD
No toot? I find myself triggered. 😳
HEY I'M SHITTING AGAIN
Wew....Woah....WoW
This is one of the FOREVER greatest poops. FOF. I mean it replaces Video Tape, Laser Tapes, Lasers and it Rapes me.
This part always gets me 0:10
One Coc Standard 2: This Time It's Diarrheal
This channel rocks
So this is what Janey Fielding was talking about in that DVD commentary about something being like "A VD Video."
1999 called, they want their flashy over-the-top editing/camera angles back.
Too bad the VD was pretty much useless. They had to time compress things like Lion King by 3% just to fit it on two.
0:44 Noel Fielding hasn’t aged well tbh
@@samvision8280 I watch him on the Bake Gritish Beat Off
@ to me, he’ll always be the guy from The Mighty Toot
Problems...smboblems...
i wanna see the source of this so bad!
KingHarkinianMah21 it's called "Toshiba in-store presentation 'Why aren't you on dvd?"
The horse of this?
3:18 SMW Course Clear Theme Plays
Time to watch some...VD!
VD doesn't have any of these problems.
Smubobbems.
VD is for everybody
Not just for the few...
I'm getting really disappointed that there aren't any harpies in these holiday videos, though I can relate to the story of the disappearing music store.
5/10 for having shibubbish but no rubbish.
Of course. I hate it when I get replaced by deez nuts.
I still use laser tape
thanks mister pooper
spobobloms
Do you have the source for this? For some reason, when I watch some of your YTPs of yours, I really want to see the source(s).
I think it's this one
th-cam.com/video/9aefZuw-gwQ/w-d-xo.html
wait, i got this mixed up with Video CD didn't I?
I always wanted Toshiba to give me VD.
Thought it ended at 15 seconds.
HEY I’M SHITTING AGAIN! (This time... it’s diarrhea)
Spebobems
dez nutz lol.
Smbobems
rar. yay. sos.
HEY I'M SHITTING AGAIN.
LuLz!
NoN SiS