@バラック・オバマ • 14 years ago The man sold mail-order steaks through the Sharper Image catalog. We're not talking about a man you could describe as a "smart businessman" or "smart," really
@@TheLegitAlpha Wait... was that serious? If so... 1. That's a quote from a TH-cam poop. 2. Biden has stated that he will increase funding for the police. 3. Republicans recently passed a bill that removes government funding from public services, including the police. Republicans defunded the police. If what you said was serious, then you do realize those things, right?
That's actually true because every single person, including myself, has done drugs and drunk alcohol and suffered depression during this whole COVID battle. No wonder people can't create a positive world within social media now because of their stupidity.
Sorry, I take that back. I, myself, don't do drugs nor do I drink alcohol. I only just suffered depression and I have been dealing with it for 4 years now until it got worse because of the whole COVID thing.
“Good evening from Hell.” “This debate is sponsored by booze.” “The country would be better served if we allowed both of them to speak with interruptions.” He’s stating facts left and right.
Yes, you have disgraced the almighty JoJ. May your dwelling place with forver be tilted, and no contractors ever assist when you need foundation repair.
I was crying laughing at that part and i was trying to recover they hit me with “biden lives matter” and then trump said “they found your ass in a wastepaper basket”
@@JayAveryvanillaskies318 Yes there is a place in Michigan called "hell"...and "Gaylord". You could just look it up on Google maps yourself. In Norwegian "Hell", means luck or a slope. "Helvete" means hell. My municipality has a waterfall called "Helvetesfossen", meaning "hell's waterfall", we also have a place called "Danmark", meaning "Denmark", lol.
@No No He's able to avoid paying taxes through the many loopholes of our convoluted tax laws. Just put down some operating losses and bam, you don't have to pay hardly any taxes. You would have to be foolish to not take advantage of that loophole. This is why I'm in favor of a universal sales tax. That way everyone pays into the system, even non-citizens, and people will have more money to spend when the government is not siphoning it all in income taxes.
“Obama is no good. But it was China’s fault. Ses. And that destroyed Obama really well. They’ll probably blame him, but they’ll blame me, but more importantly they’ll blame him.” This whole video is gold.
This really wasn't edited. "They're dumping mailmen in rivers!" "Let me tell you- we need to reopen China, we need to reopen the golf courses, reopen the horses"😂
"He passed a stupid tax bill, which, by the way, was stupid." I don't think you're supposed to just insert lines from the debate into the video without changing anything.
@@CaesarNeptuneStudios Took me a while to find a website that had such a character, and going back to Google, I can't find it anymore. Lately I've just copied and pasted from my existing comments that include the symbol.
Full debate transcript for anyone who would like it: Chris Wallawallawalla: Good evening from hell. I'm Vice President Chris Wallawallawalla and I welcome you to the first of the twenty presidential debates between President Donald J. Biden and President Joe Trump. This debate is sponsored by booze. With no answers from each candidate, I can assure you none of the questions focus on the two candidates. And more importantly, you will not focus on what the candidates have to say. yEh. Audience: [applause] Chris Wallawallawalla: No noise. Audience: [silence] Chris Wallawallawalla: The country would be better served if we allowed both people to speak with interruptions. President Biden, you say that President Trump is a president. You have two minutes. Joe Trump: No no no. Stand back. Put on your mask. Put on a mask. Chris Wallawallawalla: woah Joe Trump: First of all, um... Now I uh... Um... Chris Wallawallawalla: Thank you, we're gonna move on to the second segment. Joe Trump: [unintelligible] Chris Wallawallawalla: Well alright. Mr. President, the Supreme Court will hear a weak case in which the Trump administration along with eighteen abusive people are seeking to end Obama. Donald Biden: That's right. Chris Wallawallawalla: Over the last two hundred years you have promised to repeal and replace Obama. Donald Biden: Obama is no good, but it was China's fault. *siis* Joe Trump: [laughing] Donald Biden: And that destroyed Obama really well. They'll probably blame him but they'll blame me but more importantly they'll blame him. Ah, *sosa* Joe Trump: He does have a plan. Donald Biden: Thank you very much. Joe Trump: [unintelligible] Donald Biden: You just lost the left! Chris Wallawallawalla: *sauce* We have had more than seven cases of coronavirus and more than two people have died. Donald Biden: But let me just tell you something, I don't care. Joe Trump: We in fact have forty states. We should get golf courses the hell open. We should be providing all the fun crap and inject some bleach in your arm. Chris Wallawallawalla: President Trump, you have repeatedly touched Dr. Slaoi's butt. Donald Biden: Yeah, I'm very happy to do it, I had him in my office two days ago. And others. Joe Trump: That's not... th... cr.. uh- Chris Wallawallawalla: President Biden, you are holding much smaller- Joe Trump: Just shush for a minute. Chris Wallawallawalla: [silence] Joe Trump: We can create floods, hurricanes, rising seas, *s e e s* fact you folks at home. Donald Biden: I'll tell you Joe, you could never have done the joj that we did. Joe Trump: I know how to do the joj. Look, how many of you get up this morning and die to COVID? Donald Biden: It's China's fault, it should have never happened. Joe Trump: You've got to provide these businesses with the pee-pees. Donald Biden: More people will be hurt by pencils. Chris Wallawallawalla and Donald Biden: [unintelligible bickering] Donald Biden: He shows up with the biggest ass I've ever seen! Chris Wallawallawalla: [chuckling] Donald Biden: It's true! Chris Wallawallawalla: In any case, why not you go first sir. Donald Biden: Because people- Chris Wallawallawalla: Your time is up sir. We're gonna get to the- Donald Biden: I have to respond to that. Chris Wallawallawalla: Well, you go first. Donald Biden: We close China down which was very hard because a lot of people were insane. We close it down and now we're reopening China. And we're doing business. *ssesiness* We had ten people that we've put back into the workforce. Nobody's ever seen this country before. People know what to do. They can socially distance, they can wash their hands, they can do drugs, and alcohol, and depression. Chris Wallawallawalla: The president says it's a v-shape recovery, you say it's a v-shaped recovery, what's the difference? Joe Trump: The difference is, [dementia] Can I get my time back? The fact is that- Chris Wallawallawalla: Your time is up sir. Joe Trump: No, he ought to get on the American people *sos* Donald Biden: No, people want their schools to shut down. They don't want their restaurants. Chris Wallawallawalla: Mr. President, you paid seven dollars a year in federal income tax. Donald Biden: I paid thirty-eight dollars one year. Like, I don't want to pay tax. He passed a stupid tax bill, which by the way was stupid. In 47 months, I've done more than you done since 1929. Chris Wallawallawalla: You proposed *foof* Joe Trump: *sess* [more incoherent noises] Donald Biden and Joe Trump: [unintelligible arguing] Donald Biden: I brought back seven jobs. He makes millions of dolls. And also Moscow's wife gave you three and a half dollars. What did he do to deserve it? Chris Wallawallawalla: President Biden, you say that President Trump's very fine. Donald Biden: _oh yeah sure._ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Chris Wallawallawalla: President Trump, you have often said that you believe you're black. Joe Trump: Peaceful protest is never appropriate. Donald Biden: Are you in favor of law and order? Joe Trump: I'm in favor of law, you [redacted]. This is 1950. All these dogs driving their kids to soccer practice. Chris Wallawallawalla: And do you support the Biden Lives Matter, uh... Donald Biden: They found your ass just the other day in a wastepaper basket. This is going to be a *frof* like you've never seen. And it's a *shesh* Chris Wallawallawalla: What are you gonna do about it? Donald Biden: Chris, I'm totally bored of elections. _whereyousendintnihey’resendingitbacksnedandyouresending_ Take a look at West Virginia selling mailmen. They're being dumped in rivers. Chris Wallawallawalla: Biden, final question for you. Will you urge your supporters to stay calm? Joe Trump: I don't want to do that. Chris Wallawallawalla: President Biden, It's been an interesting hour and a halhahlhahlhaehalf. Joe Trump: That was really a productive segment, wasn't it?
“President Trump you have repeatedly touched the Doctors butt” “Yea and I’m very happy to do it. I had him in my office a few days ago” Top tier meme right there
This is what democracy looks like in sweden too. Hi future leader, what do you want? u have 30 seconds -go! Ok i have to stop u there we are running out of time and the oppositions have to say something too. U have 30 seconds, go! Ok go & vote now u fucking sheep, u know what to do. Dont be a racist. Quackers....
What, completely inoffensive jokes that target no one for ridicule? No, this is a video designed to please everyone, and it falls short of being funny because of it.
Lukas Withakay I don’t support Trump (I actually fall further left than Bernie Sanders.) I just think this is poor satire because it doesn’t insult anyone or have a clear goal.
This is more organized than the actual debate.
It was more civil too.
Exactley. It proved their true self XD
@drewpikswell 422 I'm an antichrist who's sick of all the potty humor on television and how ads on TH-cam exploit children.
If Donald would just shut the fuck up during debates it woulda gone better
@@Bruh-ob9mi next debate, Trump and Biden dont talk.
"Mr. President, you paid $7 a year in federal income tax."
"I paid $38 one year."
👀👀👀
That’s a severe overestimation
Not his fault! Biden made the stupid tax bill, which by the way, was freaking stupid!
@バラック・オバマ • 14 years ago The man sold mail-order steaks through the Sharper Image catalog. We're not talking about a man you could describe as a "smart businessman"
or "smart," really
@バラック・オバマ • 14 years ago except he paid thousands in taxes to countries outside the United States
"Like I don't want to pay taxes. He passed a stupid tax bill, which by the way, was stupid. In 47 months, I've done more than you've done since 1929."
"This debate is sponsored by booze!"
-Most effective advertising of all time
Also ironic because Trump is well-known to be a teetotaller (doesn't stop his _other_ destructive habits tho')
It's because that's what everyone needed after watching that train-wreck
th-cam.com/video/yQTeWWaarig/w-d-xo.html
Likes: 666
This joke is deeper than you think: the debate is actually partially funded by a beer company.
"A peacful protest is never appropriate."
-Joe trump
“Are you in favour of law and order?”
Anarchist Biden. I never thought I would see the day...
@@filledwithvariousknowledge1065 I’m in favor u bleep
@@TheLegitAlpha Wait... was that serious? If so...
1. That's a quote from a TH-cam poop.
2. Biden has stated that he will increase funding for the police.
3. Republicans recently passed a bill that removes government funding from public services, including the police. Republicans defunded the police.
If what you said was serious, then you do realize those things, right?
@@filledwithvariousknowledge1065 "I'm favour of law and order, you fucking stupid orange face!"
“President Biden, you say that President Trump is very fine-“
“ ᵒʰ ʸᵉᵃʰ ˢᵘʳᵉ ”
ᵢ ₖₙₒw ₕₒw ₜₒ dₒ ₜₕₑ ⱼₒⱼ
😏😏😏
And then Joe Trump started to talk he was asked Donald Biden
das kinda kinky joe beezy 😳
@@ToxicFruitSnack How did you do that. I would like to know.
“We have had more than 7 cases of coronavirus and over 2 people have died.”
Well, he’s not wrong.
@@christopherpape4823 also not wrong
Might be shy a few zeroes but his mind is in the right place
@@HandE2Go 🤣🤣🤣
"well let me tell you something, i dont care"
r/technicallythetruth
"He passed a stupid tax bill...which by the way, was stupid"
It sure was S T U P I D
666 likes
@ thank you
He wasn't wrong. It was stupid.
This is going to be FRORF like you never seen, and it's a SHESH!
“HE passed a stupid tax bill, which, by the way...
was *STUPID.”*
And did I mention that it was stupid
3:36
Taxation is theft that's stupid.
@@Confidentdude you proposed full SuS
Not to offend Trump supporters but I wouldn't be shocked if he said that. That quote is exactly something he'd say.
"They can do drugs and alcohol and depression."
Yes.
Depression is the shit man
That's actually true because every single person, including myself, has done drugs and drunk alcohol and suffered depression during this whole COVID battle. No wonder people can't create a positive world within social media now because of their stupidity.
Sorry, I take that back. I, myself, don't do drugs nor do I drink alcohol. I only just suffered depression and I have been dealing with it for 4 years now until it got worse because of the whole COVID thing.
Haha ive tried that for 10 years now
Well America already had depression.
“Good evening from Hell.”
“This debate is sponsored by booze.”
“The country would be better served if we allowed both of them to speak with interruptions.”
He’s stating facts left and right.
Chris wallawalla for president
Dominik Weber he’s already Vice President
“Facts left & right”
@@colluminati2988 Didn’t realize the pun there lol
That sounds like somthing from the simpsons treehouse of horror
“I tell ya Joe, you could never have done the Jaaj we did”
*I know how to do the Jaaj*
The JoJ. It’s YTP history.
@@Speeder975
I realized this only after I commented, I have disgraced ytp
I love this comment
Yes, you have disgraced the almighty JoJ. May your dwelling place with forver be tilted, and no contractors ever assist when you need foundation repair.
Cracked me up
''This is 1950, all these dogs driving their kids to soccer practice'' I laughed hard there.
This is 2050 all the ants driving their dads to football practice
Sameee😂😂
I was crying laughing at that part and i was trying to recover they hit me with “biden lives matter” and then trump said “they found your ass in a wastepaper basket”
Lol I'm picturing a Black Lab driving a 1950 Chevy looking angry with 2 kids in the back looking ashamed because nobody liked soccer back then
@@xroobsidian545 Why do you support imperialism?
“Good evening from hell.”
This is what you call funny.
That sad, laughing through screams kinda funny lmao
Yes, its what we call DARK humor. get used to it.
"Hell" is a place in Norway, I was there, it was disappointing to say the least.
@@Carlium isn't there one in Michigan too?
@@JayAveryvanillaskies318 Yes there is a place in Michigan called "hell"...and "Gaylord". You could just look it up on Google maps yourself.
In Norwegian "Hell", means luck or a slope. "Helvete" means hell. My municipality has a waterfall called "Helvetesfossen", meaning "hell's waterfall", we also have a place called "Danmark", meaning "Denmark", lol.
Thank you vice president chris wallawallawalla
BING BANG!
that song is shit
Big Black Noon you don’t have to fucking barge in and ruin everybodys day, you smelly pile of horse shit.
@@sasksniper7802 *that song is the shit
Brother Putin Lmao get fucked
“How many of you got up this morning and died of Covid?”
-Joe Trump 2020
Me🙋
Wasn’t that Donald Biden? 😂😂😂
🤣
whoever is reading this did. *cosmic horror continues* amidst *soft jazz*
@@oceanview5691 F
Is anyone else coming back to this after 2024s debate?💀
Yessirr
he passed a stupid tax bill, which by the way, was stupid 😂
More people will be Hurt, by Pencils.
Joe trump- @@sometimesjoeyplays
Yes lol
@@sometimesjoeyplaysthat's the line that brought me back
"Mr. President You payed 7 dollars a year in Federal income tax"
"I payed 38 dollars one year"
Fact is he paid 25% while bernie paid 14% and hillary paid 11% in the same year. And that time it was hillary trying to dig up dirt.
@@OffGridInvestor This is a comedy video dude, and he is just quoting from it.
Wow thats a lot😂
Like, I don’t wanna pay tax.. lol
@No No He's able to avoid paying taxes through the many loopholes of our convoluted tax laws. Just put down some operating losses and bam, you don't have to pay hardly any taxes. You would have to be foolish to not take advantage of that loophole. This is why I'm in favor of a universal sales tax. That way everyone pays into the system, even non-citizens, and people will have more money to spend when the government is not siphoning it all in income taxes.
I'm from West Virginia, and I confirm that we are indeed selling mailmen and dumping them in rivers
Well...cut it out.
BuckeyeNative001 Oh yes thank you for the advice. We’ll just get the people doing it to stop doing it. Who knew?
Country roads
Take me home
@@Tswa567 To the place
I belong
@@mrocznamucha3532 west Virginia
Joe Trump: "uh, *mumbles* "
Donald Biden: "YOU JUST LOST THE LEFT!"
Did Joe find them?
Are they safe?
@@retrolightning2k86 He lost them. He doesnt know were they are, but they are not anywhere near him.
sauce
sauce
Joe : “He does.. Have a plan.”
Trump : “Thank you very much.”
Biden : “Err.. N-No -Noo..”
*Trump : “You just lost the left.”*
SoOS
1:26
Can you re read your comment please I'll give you a hint it's the names is Joe biden or is biden Joe?
Dr. Duuh: You JUSSSSST PEEEEEEEEEE FIRST
Lost the left what does it mean 😕🤔
“We in fact have 40 states”
- Joe Trump 2020
Wyoming is not a state?
Rarity!
Theropod Hunter Hunter!
He is technically speaking the truth
The actual Joe said things far more stupid than that. That's how you know it's not the real thing
"President Biden, you say that President Trump is a president."
Yes sir
"you have 2 minutes"
@@thegamesplayer6335 your time is up
#Coconut TV Stay back where a mask
Richard Gadberry: Hahahaha! The comment is funnier than the actual part of the video with that!
"He passed a stupid tax bill which, by the way, was stupid."
Insert Nicolas Cage You don't say meme here
Circular reasoning works because
Democrats in a Nutshell
Sounds like a genuine Trump quote
Cute profile picture. ^^
This is how Europeans see American politics
This is American politics
*everyone other than Americans
Our debates go like this.
Just put subtitles in English.
th-cam.com/video/CAIPJyMiwM0/w-d-xo.html
@@lars38010 no english subs
@@andrewschiller9735
You can put the subtitles in English.
I tried it. Before posting the link.
“Obama is no good. But it was China’s fault. Ses. And that destroyed Obama really well. They’ll probably blame him, but they’ll blame me, but more importantly they’ll blame him.” This whole video is gold.
*A S O S A*
I know right XD
Ses.
you caught a ses that i didn't lol
Haha those first lines was trumps politics in a nutshell
“I know how to do the jaaj”
-Prez Joe Trump
Joj*
"I'll tell you Joe, you could've never done the jaaj that we did."
I’ve done more in 47 months than you have since 1929
How I feel when I go in for interviews.
@@dracodeanglicus3857 I did the law you f*****
"Take a look at West Virginia, selling mailmen. They're being dumped in rivers."
as a west virginian i cannot deny nor confirm that
@@katiee.elisabeth Mhm 🤔
@@BiG-JuPO1O1 took you long enough to reply buddy
@@katiee.elisabeth So I can confirm West Virginian are guilty
take me home, country roads.
"You've gotta provide these businesses with the pee-pees."
-Joe Trump, 2020
sauce?
I believe it was Donald Biden who said this
Don Biden: I'll tell you Joe, you could never have done the joj that we did.
Joe Trump: I know how to do the joj.
Joe Trump has founded HoH SiS.
Both candidates are gonna do it all over again
Neither of them know how to do the JoJ
If I had to do it all over again...
“This is 1950. All these dogs driving their kids to soccer practise!”
football
Yesss lmao
@@goodoldeharry0161 Exactly
@@smittywerbanjagermanjenen3912 in some places that is how you spell practice as a verb
The debate might as well have just gone this way there would be no difference ;D
4:14
"Are you in favour of law and order?"
"I'm in favour of law, you f*beep*"
It was actually that statement that led to me voting for Biden
Its 1950 with all these dogs driving their kids to soccer practice
@@heehee3275 really lol
@@heehee3275 heh
Lol my favorite part!!
4:14 "Are you in favor of law & order?"
"I'm in favor of LAW you fu----"
What a great quote
THAT'S MY FAVORITE PART YET NO ONE WAS TALKING ABOUT IT- THANK YOUUUU
This is 1950
I’m in favour of law! you fucking asshole!
When I say I was crying at this part.. Man 😂💀
Biden: *stutters*
Trump: You just lost the left!
Left nutsack
The left are headless chickens running around there shit coop.
accurate
@@hyperv1016I think you mean America right? It’s not like the lefts in office either.
Left half of his brain
“You and the trump administration are trying to *end obama* “
“Yea”
_It’s China’s fault it should have never happened_
@@dracodeanglicus3857 SeeS
@@blagoevski336 soz
1:10
Obama is no good
Biden in 2020: We should get golf courses the hell open!
Biden and Trump in 2024: I play better golf than you!
We’ve come full ⭕️!
This is one of your best YTP's ever. Hilarious the whole way through.
Thanks a bunch!!
YT Pewp N O N O I S E
@@sasksniper7802 😶
@JESUS CHRIST +1 😂 😂 😂
@@YTPewp U lost the left
"I paid $38 one year. Like, I don't wanna pay tax. *points* He passed a stupid tax bill, which by the way, was stupid"
I love this video. lol.
Joe Trump passed stupid bills
yeah i rewatch this and i can't stop laughing every time i rewatch it
"You go first, sir."
"Because people-"
"Your time is up sir"
No
No
No
Yes
@@itzalex9216 NO
1:42 you had 2024 vision omg
Fr
"And more importantly, you will not be focusing on what the candidates are saying today." Buahaha
4:19 "This is 1950. All these dogs driving their kids to soccer practice."
Well, shit. Now I really want to go back in time to 1950.
I died at that
I don't get it 😭
@@lnteIIigence Because you're Donald Trump. 😅
“in 47 months i’ve done more than you have ever done since 1929”
i dont even think that was edited
_“this is 1950, all these dogs driving their kids to soccer practice”_
Sounds like a legit Biden quote.
Charles Anthony you beat me to it 😂😂😂
2:21
Best part lmao
Lmao he copied the top comment you bastard 😂
0:48 “First of all, um......Now, I-eh....eh-
*”THAnkyOU,* uh we’re gonna move on to the second segment .”
*Incoherent response*
Close your eyes and it sounds real
meHm me me meHm me excuse me MeHm
This is single-handedly one of the best parts of the YTP
Audience:claps
Chris Wallace: NO NOISE
Audience:
*Chris Wallallla
My favorite part
Is it possible to learn this power...?
Lol silence
*Chirs WallaWallaWalla
“President you paid 7 dollars in federal income tax”
“I PAID 38 ONE YEAR”
Like I don’t wanna pay tax.
@@dracodeanglicus3857 lmao
@@dracodeanglicus3857 He passed the stupid tax bill, which by the way, is stupid.
@@blagoevski336 In 47 months, I've done more than you've done since 1929.
“You propose *foof* “
"President Biden, you say that President Trump is very fine"
"Oh yes"
4:04 Trump actually replied, "Oh, yeah sure" sarcastically.
Scalie
@@gh0stbn356 Yes
@@OzCroc ok
@@gh0stbn356 yay
I've watched this for more than one time and it still gets me.
Good try, making a fake account to try to get likes.
@@andymcclurg9916 What are you gonna do about it?
Just shush for a minute 😂
Chris, I’m totally bored of elections!
@@chriswallace4954 that’s because is sponsored by booze
“FRAUF” and “SHESH” got me good
Same here lmao
You lost the left
I swear😂😂😂
I CAN DO THE JAUSH
*S* o *O* S
This really wasn't edited.
"They're dumping mailmen in rivers!"
"Let me tell you- we need to reopen China, we need to reopen the golf courses, reopen the horses"😂
A Mailman has fallen in the river in Lego City!
@@hackermanack3393 START THE NEW RESCUE HELICOPTER!...................
@@hiddenflare6169 Hey!!!
@@jumnei5159 BUILD THE HELICOPTER
And off to the rescue!
"President Biden, you say President Trump is very fine."
"Oh yeah sure."
Ship incoming...
Threesome with cornpop
And president trump you say you are black
@Andrew Brown Trident is a gum lmaoo.
*The best part: it's orange flavored gum*
"More people will be hurt, by pencils"
-Donald Biden
As an American I can confirm, I don't like Pencils
"I'm vice president Chris *WALLAWALLAWALLA*
I spit my coffee on myself.. lol 1 fucking second into this vid
Off to a great start
Rart
My tacher’s name is Mr Wallawalla. No cap
Good Evening from hell
timestamp?
“I can assure you none of the questions focus on the two candidates, and more importantly YOU will not focus on what the candidates have to say.”
Just like the actual debate!
Accurate
Wow didn’t think they would release the unedited version so soon
“I’m in favor of law and order you *******” I can’t 😂
Law*
This is 1950.
"This is going to be a FrOF like youve never seen. And it's a ShESH."
Why is this the funniest part of the whole thing for me? I love it
Can they do a good Joj though?
@@VincenzoInfi 2:12
This was my favorite part of the whole video. Especially his face when he says ShESH😂
Lmaaoo
“Over the last 200 hundred he’s promised to get rid of Obama.” Why is this comedy gold.
Stand back put on a mask
"In 47 months, I've done more than what you've done since 1929."
Because Obama is no good. But it was China’s fault, sIIIIIIIIIs, and that destroyed Obama really well.
@@mikeingersoll7344 Would've been funnier if your account was COVID 19 and had a profile picture of the virus.
This is gonna be a frorff you’ve never seen and it’s a SCHESH
What are you gonna do about it?
@@treyebillups8602 Treye, I'm totally bored of elections.
I woke up my parents dying from laughter at this part lmao
This is one of my favorite parts haha
Take look at West Virginia, selling mailmen. They're being dumped in rivers.
"We should get golf courses the hell open!"
At least Biden has been consistent about one thing in the last four years.
"He passed a stupid tax bill, which, by the way, was stupid."
I don't think you're supposed to just insert lines from the debate into the video without changing anything.
He said a tax bill that allowed loop holes in the law so owners of large corporations can avoid taxes.
@@sheasexton3636 it's fucking sarcasm
@@deathbear5953 i know
@@sheasexton3636 you obviously don't
@@deathbear5953 ok friend 😉
I love that this is completely unbiased for the sake of comedy
It's quite refreshing.
It definitely feels pro Biden
@@Jb-ik3pq ehhhh it actually comes more across as true- that is, it showcases both of them as massive idiots
@@brandonvaughn1200 yea tbh I think they're bost retarded
@@brandonvaughn1200 wait...but I live in America so I have no choice...🤔😓🤯🤡
Plot twist: Their names were really Donald Biden and Joe Trump the whole time
How is this funny
In that case, Trump 2020!
@@sasksniper7802 I've got a dumb sense of humor, man. XD
SnowWolf597 xd headass
JL Luna this is the only Trump2020 comment that I will ever like
I like how the automatic captions actually understood the JoJ at 2:16
But a more realistic spelling of it would be Joᒐ.
@@Damariobros Haha yes 😂 I can’t do the backwards J but you’re right that’s much better
@@CaesarNeptuneStudios Took me a while to find a website that had such a character, and going back to Google, I can't find it anymore. Lately I've just copied and pasted from my existing comments that include the symbol.
Well he didn't do very good in foundation repair, 100% unsatisfied
Chris: “We’ve had more then 7 COVID cases and more then 2 deaths”
Trump: “Let me tell you something I don’t care”
1:32
trump and how he’s handling the coronavirus in a nutshell
Not trumps fault for not getting better healthcare its Chinas fault for bring it to the us and not taking th virus seriously
@@rostats6451 *joke*
@@tiedough7481 lol Ik
Killed me
My prayers go out to the mailmen in West Virginia being sold and dumped in to rivers. #prayformailmen
#mailmenlivesmatter #mlm
Lmao #mailmenlivesmatter
#mlm
2 people have died!
@@noonewatchesmyvideos3891 ...wtf?
“They found your *a s s* just the other day in a waist paper basket”
This is gonna be a _frorf_ like you've never seen
What are you going to do about it?
Waste*
@@NT.614
And its a shesh
@@filledwithvariousknowledge1065 Chris, I’m totally board of elections,
*SHUWJDJDBEUDNESESEJRUFNFHUENSNSUFUIFFNSUJAIANZ*
"None of the questions focus on the two candidates."
LMFAO
This was somehow more coherent than the actual debate lol
*This was more organized and made more sense than the actual debate*
Stolen
“Moscow’s wife gave you 3.5 dollars” 😂😂😂
What did he do to deserve those 3.5 dollars? I want them too
@@gersongaete1574 *HE*
tree fiddy
3.5 Dollars, not great not terrible.
I FUCKING DIED THERE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We gonna need part 2 after tonight
“Mr Trump you have reapetly TouChed mR SloWys ButT”
trump: *Im VeRy hAppY To dO It!*
hE wAS iN my oFFiCE tWo dAYs agO.
aNd oThErS
*iD dO iT AgAiN*
*fOrEvEr* *AnD* *eVeR*
Audience: Claps
Wallace: " *NO NOISE!* "
Audience:
I love this because it isn't political. This is just freaking hilarious 🤣
YTP brings us all together!
Exactly
@@avalonjustin damn right
Damn straight!
YTP = peace
Me when I have a presentation front of the whole class: 0:50
This was me too
4:31 - "This is going to be a froaf like you've never seen and it's a shäsh."
Truly wise words.
Joe Trump 2020!
@@stealthcone you damn conseriberal! Donald Biden 2020, liberatives for Donald Biden!
i’m i pain from laughing. literally the best part of the whole thing
shäsh 😛
dumbasses shoulda voted for kanye lmao
Full debate transcript for anyone who would like it:
Chris Wallawallawalla: Good evening from hell. I'm Vice President Chris Wallawallawalla and I welcome you to the first of the twenty presidential debates between President Donald J. Biden and President Joe Trump. This debate is sponsored by booze. With no answers from each candidate, I can assure you none of the questions focus on the two candidates. And more importantly, you will not focus on what the candidates have to say. yEh.
Audience: [applause]
Chris Wallawallawalla: No noise.
Audience: [silence]
Chris Wallawallawalla: The country would be better served if we allowed both people to speak with interruptions. President Biden, you say that President Trump is a president. You have two minutes.
Joe Trump: No no no. Stand back. Put on your mask. Put on a mask.
Chris Wallawallawalla: woah
Joe Trump: First of all, um... Now I uh... Um...
Chris Wallawallawalla: Thank you, we're gonna move on to the second segment.
Joe Trump: [unintelligible]
Chris Wallawallawalla: Well alright. Mr. President, the Supreme Court will hear a weak case in which the Trump administration along with eighteen abusive people are seeking to end Obama.
Donald Biden: That's right.
Chris Wallawallawalla: Over the last two hundred years you have promised to repeal and replace Obama.
Donald Biden: Obama is no good, but it was China's fault. *siis*
Joe Trump: [laughing]
Donald Biden: And that destroyed Obama really well. They'll probably blame him but they'll blame me but more importantly they'll blame him. Ah, *sosa*
Joe Trump: He does have a plan.
Donald Biden: Thank you very much.
Joe Trump: [unintelligible]
Donald Biden: You just lost the left!
Chris Wallawallawalla: *sauce* We have had more than seven cases of coronavirus and more than two people have died.
Donald Biden: But let me just tell you something, I don't care.
Joe Trump: We in fact have forty states. We should get golf courses the hell open. We should be providing all the fun crap and inject some bleach in your arm.
Chris Wallawallawalla: President Trump, you have repeatedly touched Dr. Slaoi's butt.
Donald Biden: Yeah, I'm very happy to do it, I had him in my office two days ago. And others.
Joe Trump: That's not... th... cr.. uh-
Chris Wallawallawalla: President Biden, you are holding much smaller-
Joe Trump: Just shush for a minute.
Chris Wallawallawalla: [silence]
Joe Trump: We can create floods, hurricanes, rising seas, *s e e s* fact you folks at home.
Donald Biden: I'll tell you Joe, you could never have done the joj that we did.
Joe Trump: I know how to do the joj. Look, how many of you get up this morning and die to COVID?
Donald Biden: It's China's fault, it should have never happened.
Joe Trump: You've got to provide these businesses with the pee-pees.
Donald Biden: More people will be hurt by pencils.
Chris Wallawallawalla and Donald Biden: [unintelligible bickering]
Donald Biden: He shows up with the biggest ass I've ever seen!
Chris Wallawallawalla: [chuckling]
Donald Biden: It's true!
Chris Wallawallawalla: In any case, why not you go first sir.
Donald Biden: Because people-
Chris Wallawallawalla: Your time is up sir. We're gonna get to the-
Donald Biden: I have to respond to that.
Chris Wallawallawalla: Well, you go first.
Donald Biden: We close China down which was very hard because a lot of people were insane. We close it down and now we're reopening China. And we're doing business. *ssesiness* We had ten people that we've put back into the workforce. Nobody's ever seen this country before. People know what to do. They can socially distance, they can wash their hands, they can do drugs, and alcohol, and depression.
Chris Wallawallawalla: The president says it's a v-shape recovery, you say it's a v-shaped recovery, what's the difference?
Joe Trump: The difference is, [dementia] Can I get my time back? The fact is that-
Chris Wallawallawalla: Your time is up sir.
Joe Trump: No, he ought to get on the American people *sos*
Donald Biden: No, people want their schools to shut down. They don't want their restaurants.
Chris Wallawallawalla: Mr. President, you paid seven dollars a year in federal income tax.
Donald Biden: I paid thirty-eight dollars one year. Like, I don't want to pay tax. He passed a stupid tax bill, which by the way was stupid. In 47 months, I've done more than you done since 1929.
Chris Wallawallawalla: You proposed *foof*
Joe Trump: *sess* [more incoherent noises]
Donald Biden and Joe Trump: [unintelligible arguing]
Donald Biden: I brought back seven jobs. He makes millions of dolls. And also Moscow's wife gave you three and a half dollars. What did he do to deserve it?
Chris Wallawallawalla: President Biden, you say that President Trump's very fine.
Donald Biden: _oh yeah sure._ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Chris Wallawallawalla: President Trump, you have often said that you believe you're black.
Joe Trump: Peaceful protest is never appropriate.
Donald Biden: Are you in favor of law and order?
Joe Trump: I'm in favor of law, you [redacted]. This is 1950. All these dogs driving their kids to soccer practice.
Chris Wallawallawalla: And do you support the Biden Lives Matter, uh...
Donald Biden: They found your ass just the other day in a wastepaper basket. This is going to be a *frof* like you've never seen. And it's a *shesh*
Chris Wallawallawalla: What are you gonna do about it?
Donald Biden: Chris, I'm totally bored of elections. _whereyousendintnihey’resendingitbacksnedandyouresending_ Take a look at West Virginia selling mailmen. They're being dumped in rivers.
Chris Wallawallawalla: Biden, final question for you. Will you urge your supporters to stay calm?
Joe Trump: I don't want to do that.
Chris Wallawallawalla: President Biden, It's been an interesting hour and a halhahlhahlhaehalf.
Joe Trump: That was really a productive segment, wasn't it?
Nice!
God bless you
This takes lots of mental power- respecc
Amazing
Good evening from hell as well!
“We should get golf courses the hell open”- President Donald J. Biden, 2020
Not a big golf fan, but he has my vote!
We should be providing all the fun crap
“This is going to be a FROFFF like you never seen, and its a SHAASHH”
“More people will be hurt by pencils”
*_- Donald Trump, the 45th President of the United States_*
_"You propose foof ses..."_ -Chris Wallawallawalla, 45th Vice President of the United States
[unintelligible]
You mean Joe Trump?
The pencils are mightier than the swords 😅😂😝
John Wick mode coming up
2000: In 20 years, we'll have flying cars.
2020: More people will be hurt by pencils!
It's true! Last weekend, I tossed a mechanical pencil and pricked my finger trying to catch it. It was my first toss!
@Christian Kerby They're not legalized tho, lol.
When i was baby i feel on a pencil right up
Do you think I know how to do The Joᒐ?
2020: “this is going to be a FRORF like you’ve never seen, and it’s a SHESH”
My mother cracks up constantly every time she sees this.
"because people-" "okay your time is up"
"the fact is-" "your time is up, sir"
actual accurate debates
“President Trump you have repeatedly touched the Doctors butt”
“Yea and I’m very happy to do it. I had him in my office a few days ago”
Top tier meme right there
And others.
Dr. Slaowie
🤣
@@DrCreepeer Probably because the maker of this YTP couldn't figure out how to make it sound like he was saying "Dr. Yaoi".
0:42 "put on your mask"
Wallace : "Woah"
I like how quickly he got roasted in the debate😂😂
This is what democracy looks like in sweden too.
Hi future leader, what do you want? u have 30 seconds -go!
Ok i have to stop u there we are running out of time and the oppositions have to say something too. U have 30 seconds, go!
Ok go & vote now u fucking sheep, u know what to do. Dont be a racist.
Quackers....
*w o a h*
Lol
0:17 this is very much accurate
“He does have a Plan”
“Thankyou”
*”You just lost the Left!”*
😂😂
He fell for it!
*insert dementia here*
sUs
SoS.
"All these dogs driving their kids to soccer practice"
~Joe Trump
04:14 the most funny part in this whole thing
It sounded so real 😂
Trump: Are you in favor of Law and Order?
Biden: I'm in favor of law you f***** this is 1950
Holy shit this is so hilarious
@@handfetishist all these dogs driving their kids to soccer practice
"And do you support biden lives matter?"
"I tell you, Joe, you could never have done the joj that we did."
"...I know how to do the joj"
"Well, you didn't do very well in FOUNDATION REPAIR... 100% UNSATISFIED."
Now THAT’S how to do political satire.
What, completely inoffensive jokes that target no one for ridicule? No, this is a video designed to please everyone, and it falls short of being funny because of it.
Not satire, but still hilarious as a piece of topical hyperbolic comedy
Lukas Withakay what? Assuming they support trump?
Lukas Withakay I don’t support Trump (I actually fall further left than Bernie Sanders.) I just think this is poor satire because it doesn’t insult anyone or have a clear goal.
@@treyebillups8602 you just don't know the way of the YTP
“Moscow’s wife gave you three and a half dollars, what did he do to deserve it!?”
"they found your ass just the other day in a wastepaper basket."
“This is going to be a FROF like you’ve never seen and it’s a SHESH”
Are you in favor of law and order?
I'M IN FAVOR OF LAW YOU FU----
@@mostafazahid1710 “just shush for a minute. We can create floods, Hurricanes, rising sees _sees_ and fak you people at home!!”
@@dracodeanglicus3857 _it’s china’s fault it shoulda never happened_
“They’ll probably blame him but they’ll blame me, but more importantly they’ll blame him”
Lmao
This is going to be FROORF like you've never seen, and it's a SHAASH
Wow I didnt know that Chris was vice president
They all are Vice President
And presindent
President dammit
Wait, it's all Vice President?
Always has been
"Do you support the biden lives matter uh..."
This video is just pure gold!
"No. People want their schools shut down." -Presiddnt Joe Trump
I mean, the students WOULD love that. He's not wrong.
hell even the teachers would love that since they would basically be getting paid to stay home
Plus, no more school shootings...
And no state exams
No. I would like to finish my Senior year actually in school, working from home sucks donkey chode
“ he passed the stupid tax bill, which by the way was stupid” lol
I like Vice President Chris Walla-walla-walla, but man I miss Lester Holster
ah yes, Lester Holster of cs188 Nightly News.
I miss HolsLes terter
He had such a way of welcoming people to Canada
@@scottjanes8964 at HoH Rerversity in Hempstead, New York.
Are we in New York?
@@AxelTheAussie This debate is sponsored by America.
Can we get an F in chat for all the mailmen dumped in rivers?
F Matter of fact I’ll give them Another F
F
F #mailmenlivesmatter #mlm
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