@meatpilot5077 liking a song is gay. how iconic. make up your logic bro edit: for those who don’t know, the person i’m replying to said “Oops you’re gay now sorry bud” but they deleted it lol
Nah, it ain't because you're playing it slow and pretty. It's because you're playing the soundtrack to one of those traumatic moments in a beloved film😭
yeah I played in a dorm and one girl told me "wow how do you always play songs I know when I'm in the lobby?" Btw I was not even interested in a relationship at all. I just enjoyed playing popular pop songs and happened to have some like Someone Like You -Adele and A Thousand Miles -Vanessa Carlton
I played Jojo once out of boredom and some girls and guys were like "dude how did you do that? That was so cool!" I can rizz up both genders. Now it's time to aim for the non binarys.
ngl, musicians are jus attractive in general. i speak as a fellow musician myself, however my instrument doesn't attract people cus it's "too loud" 😔. mad respect for all you piano players tho fr, it's beautiful and ik that it's hard, rhythm section forever🖤
If she doesn’t play piano, play something pretty If she plays piano but she’s worse than you, play something impressive If she plays piano but she’s better than you, let her play.
Or stop making art a competition and just try to have a good time together. Thats what music is about. You show what you play, she shows what she plays, you play something together.
She didn't notice because its slow and soft or whatever, its because you played the most heartbreaking traumatic piece of music in animation history🥺😭 Up will never be forgotten 😔
As an amateur musician I can tell you, technical skills are really good, but the secret is to pour your heart and soul into playing the piece. When you and the piano are one, you let your soul speak and this is the most beautiful sound an instrument could ever make. Technical skill alone sounds empty
Slow and pretty is something that you can feel. It's calm, it's soothing, and fills the void with sadness and sympathy. Fast and hard do have a good beat tho
@@charliewion8925 I was going to say, this song is so sad! It’s the same with “Koe no katachi Lit” by Theishter. From “a silent voice” that movie and as a result that song hits HARD when it comes up on my playlist😅 but it is just so BEAUTIFUL!
Man if I was the girl and you played the soundtrack from UP, you’re not only getting my attention, but all the tears my body is physically able to produce- Edit: I found it emotional alright? *I* . Okay if you didn’t.
@@Missymaamsir it’s not really sad. Idk I thought it was a happy movie. Really funny. The song sounds sad but the movie isn’t sad. I would call the movie simply ‘emotional.’
@Dïïvision And if anyone goes down the rabbit-hole, it leads to a video of a gamer playing Poppy Playtime. Yes, I did indeed watch it, like if you have as well.
Hermano yo pasé exactamente lo mismo, tuve que cambiarme de carrera porque el agobio que sufrimos los pianistas nos supera, ahora voy a estudiar derecho. Bueno sólo eso quería compartir ❤
First Song: Engravings by Ethan Bortnick Second Song: Married life from UP Since I replied to so many comments with the same message, TH-cam thinks im a bot, Like this so more people can see 👌
Come to think of it every time a girl has approached me in an attempt to make small talk while I was playing piano I was playing something slow and melancholic 🤔
@@sharath3631 He played "married life" from the movie UP. There's some really sad arrangements on youtube you just gotta find the one that has a ton of emotion and learn to play it from that. A lot of people play it upbeat/happy at least at the beginning but it's a bittersweet song for sure.
Exactly. I know that was staged, but it would be such a waiste of time in real life. Trying to impress someone, who doesn't value his mad skills and beautiful music, and finds her phone much more appealing than a difficult beautiful piece played live 💀
"Okay so just sit right here up against the piano all awkwardly, right in front of the camera, and just stare at your phone until I play Pixar music. Nobody will care how staged it looks"
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yes
Love your music honey! Keep it up☺☺☺☺
4 likes bruh wth
Btw here before blows up
Pinned 😮
*JVKE! I'm here in the first golden hour of this comment!*
OMG HIIIO
How to get a girl's attention: Play a piece she actually knows
Do you know the last song's name ☺️☺️☺️
@@DungLe_1011 The theme from up, the Disney movie. Aka “married life”.
@@captainrex9646 Thanks so much
@@DungLe_1011 You’re welcome. 😉
Do you know the first song name
Plot twist : he's not talking abt the pace of piano
Take this like ❤️ you deserve it 😂
Niceee
9 year old wondering what else he could be talking about ,15 year old me 🤯
Never thought about that
😳
i’m not even a girl and the ‘slow and pretty’ instantaneously caught my attention
Im a dude and it caught my attention because I love that song
@meatpilot5077 liking a song is gay. how iconic. make up your logic bro
edit: for those who don’t know, the person i’m replying to said “Oops you’re gay now sorry bud” but they deleted it lol
yep and why that is true is because of music theory
@meatpilot5077 actually it’s cuz i watched the movie “up” and it had the song in it 🤭
@@Blue-gy2itbro got all defensive just cause you are gay bro, its 2024 we don’t care if you are gay👍
Unless the girl plays piano too. Then it's a whole different story 😁
🙃
Facts 🤣
Facts
True
Obviously
Bro i tried to rizz up a girl once with piano but then she out-pianoed me. It still hurts me to this day
I honestly would've fallen for her at that point 😂
Bro got destroyed
Bro really had hopes
Make it a competition and strive to get better than her
Damn bro😔
Casually unlocks a core memory
Inside Out 2 Soon Dude!!!
Get Ready!
@@oXGoldenHeartXobro said inside out 💀 that’s UP
no, they r releasing inside out 2. core memories are from inside out@@tenzin_0699
@@tenzin_0699 fr tho. Bro said Inside Out lmao
Lol they should make a up 2
Me playing Thunderstruck as loud, fast, and insanely intense as I can
The girls:👺👺👺👺
I WAS CAUGHTT
In the middle of a railroad track
I LOOKED ROUNDDD
AND I KNEEEW THERE WAS NO TURNING BACK
MY MIIND RACED
Nah, it ain't because you're playing it slow and pretty. It's because you're playing the soundtrack to one of those traumatic moments in a beloved film😭
Up married life theme hits
Exactly
Not only that, but my music teacher made us listen to this song like 50 times for an exam.
the amount of tears that rolled down my face in those 2 seconds...
@@ashanteunderwood3736 up was sad in the beginning shit hit hard yet I was only 8 I didn't understand wtf I was watching
You especially grab their attention when you play something they recognize
yeah I played in a dorm and one girl told me "wow how do you always play songs I know when I'm in the lobby?"
Btw I was not even interested in a relationship at all. I just enjoyed playing popular pop songs and happened to have some like Someone Like You -Adele and A Thousand Miles -Vanessa Carlton
And dumb and simple
When he started playing all I did was scream "Why UP??"😂
I played Jojo once out of boredom and some girls and guys were like "dude how did you do that? That was so cool!" I can rizz up both genders. Now it's time to aim for the non binarys.
or a weapon
Getting girl's attention: ❌
Getting everyone attention:✅
THIS 🙌
Asian girls: play the hardest and fastest song u know
There’s a chance they play violin
how to get a girl's attention: just talk to her, she's sitting right next to you
Impossible
"on the piano"
NO I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING REALLY COOL TO TRY TO IMPRESS HER BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO PROVE MYSELF!!
Makes sense
😂
How to get a girls attention: speak to her.
Fr
No
I refuse
It works wonders lol
Instructions not clear, I am in jail now
THE UP THEME YOU ABSOLUTE G
Love the way you played Engravings! It was slightly different, but it sounded absolutely gorgeous!
(Song was Engravings by Ethan Bortnick, by the way)
I was hoping he qas gonna play hide n seek 😢
Thank you for the name!!
Bro really got that piano rizz
😂😂
Rizzthoven
Sergei Rizzmaninoff
(Ab) (B) (C#) with rizz 🥶🥶🥶
Am rizz
As a musician myself, the first piece will always get my attention. 😂
As a musician the first one is pretty easy
What is it called
@@Tripplecheeseburger engravings by Ethan Bortnick
@@SirMrShanks Facts.
@@Tripplecheeseburger engravings by Ethan Bortnick
ngl, musicians are jus attractive in general. i speak as a fellow musician myself, however my instrument doesn't attract people cus it's "too loud" 😔. mad respect for all you piano players tho fr, it's beautiful and ik that it's hard, rhythm section forever🖤
is it trumpet?
@@agnesarellano6033 nah, I play drums. trumpet would also make sense tho
@@thereal.soup_ how do you rizz with drums lmao
@@PacifistBetaFish you learn to play the person you wanna rizz's favorite song
@@thereal.soup_ I mean that might work for some songs. But drum beats would sound the same for most other songs wouldnt they?
Nah its the up theme she was about to cry 😂
If she doesn’t play piano, play something pretty
If she plays piano but she’s worse than you, play something impressive
If she plays piano but she’s better than you, let her play.
Play together!
You have figured it out
No.
Or stop making art a competition and just try to have a good time together. Thats what music is about. You show what you play, she shows what she plays, you play something together.
if she's sitting right next to you: t a l k t o h e r
She didn't notice because its slow and soft or whatever, its because you played the most heartbreaking traumatic piece of music in animation history🥺😭
Up will never be forgotten 😔
UP! Was a love story hidden inside a Pixar adventure... Squirrel! 🐿️ ...
I legit heard Up and was like, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
I don't recognize it
@@iibrahimxd476STOP
@@iibrahimxd476 The theme to Disney's 'Up'.
As a pianist, the faster, more complex pieces would actually get my attention. I'd be like, "Woah! How long have you been playing? That's awesome!" ❤😆
That actually having the most important skills. Mood. You should melt your mood and feels into.
As an amateur musician I can tell you, technical skills are really good, but the secret is to pour your heart and soul into playing the piece. When you and the piano are one, you let your soul speak and this is the most beautiful sound an instrument could ever make. Technical skill alone sounds empty
Bro had the Pixar rizz 🛋️
Works for Walt Rizzney🐭
fr
⚰️
“Basically when I start playing slowly all you have to do is look at the camera”
Yaaaa
Yaaaa
The first one would 100% have all my attention 😭 that’s incredible
Pretty sure that song was engravings by Ethan Bortnick
@@beed7065 it is my dear buddy)
Frfr
Song named engraving
It looks more impressive then it actually is
Engravings by Ethan Bortnick
Anyone just start tearing up when he played the up theme………..BECAUSE I DIDNT
😢😢😭😭
Slow and pretty is something that you can feel. It's calm, it's soothing, and fills the void with sadness and sympathy. Fast and hard do have a good beat tho
Me: *play Sweden*
Girls around me: 😍😍
My alarm clock: Hello my friend!
nooo
"back so soon again?"
Cmon les go to school chop chop.
Dont forget za babsi
@@MoHUHAKHyou want schicken shawarma i make you schicken shawarma
You're playing the soundtrack from up everyone is gonna smile at that wholesome song 😭
More like cry
@@charliewion8925 I was going to say, this song is so sad! It’s the same with “Koe no katachi Lit” by Theishter. From “a silent voice” that movie and as a result that song hits HARD when it comes up on my playlist😅 but it is just so BEAUTIFUL!
That song makes my heart hurt. 😢
@@1bludbought me 2 :(
@@gyzardo3648 a silent voice was too sad 🥲
For anyone who doesn’t know the song at the end, it’s called Married Life from the movie Up.
that song from up makes me cry every time
Bro you'd get my attention no matter what you played i fuckin love piano rn
Same here lmao
Same here too, i would ask my phone to go home by itself. When i see a guy playing piano this great i can survive the day without it.
bro what
@@L1f3665 HEH??
@@margarethany AAAGHHHH 😭
You definitely would have had my attention with the first song. I’m absolutely obsessed with that song
@@balrewps Cut my fingers off by eathan bortnick
@@balrewps Ethan Bortnick - Engravings
@@noneofyourbuisness6969 no its engravings by ethan bortnick
@@balrewps engravings by Ethan bortnick
@@noneofyourbuisness6969 I could see why you would think it's that song they are pretty similar
Just casually plays Unraveling like it’s light work
Music ultimately is to engage a listener by making them feel something, last track is just more emotional
You may not get the attention you want but you get ours.
True
Tru
"fast and hard" 💀
I thought I was the only one 😅
T h a t s w h a t s h e said
👁️👄👁️
That caught my attention before the piano playing
@@ncebambali5977SAME LMAO
I thought the same thing 😭
That smiles 😂
How to be happy
Please a girl❌
Do what you want✅
That also just happens to be how to please a girl. Be yourself. Do whatever makes you happy. Girls want you at your happiness.
Man if I was the girl and you played the soundtrack from UP, you’re not only getting my attention, but all the tears my body is physically able to produce-
Edit: I found it emotional alright? *I* . Okay if you didn’t.
I've never watched it, but I know it's really sad, I wanna watch it though
@@Missymaamsir its so miserable
@@Missymaamsir it’s not really sad. Idk I thought it was a happy movie. Really funny. The song sounds sad but the movie isn’t sad. I would call the movie simply ‘emotional.’
@@Missymaamsir the first 10 mins or so make you pretty emotional but after it's just a good movie (: definitely worth watching.
@@ssclooddon’t stress it
Those gentle quiet notes brought a tear to my eye. The sound of a childhood
you need help
Facts@@franopolo
What is the second song called
its an undertale song but i forgot
@@mysticbird597
@@franopolo"nostalgia"
The slow one is my favourite ❤😊
You know the song name? If yes please drop the name
What’s is??
@@elperroazul5753 Married life (from up)👍
@@elperroazul5753 Married life (from up)
OMG JVKE I AM OBSESSED WITH YOUR SONGS ESPECIALLY PRETTY LITTLE LIAR
give her an Oscar.
she looked up early.. she had one job :l
I took a shit this morning and when I finished, I looked up just like her. Do I also deserve an Oscar?🥺
Bro can I get an oscar too? I looked up and saw my phone to watch this video
@@haraldtopfler at this point, yes
No nigga
A redhead, glued to a phone, a real challenge.
tbh, as a pianist I would fall in love with the first one. I absolutely loveee the fast and hard songs they are so fun to play
I'm a musician. You caught my attention at the first note.
I'm a person with taste. He caught my attention at the first note.
@Dïïvision ok I won’t I already know that trick scammer EVERYONE PLEASE LISTEN DONT CLICK HIS PFP I FELL FOR IT AND REGRET
@Dïïvision And if anyone goes down the rabbit-hole, it leads to a video of a gamer playing Poppy Playtime. Yes, I did indeed watch it, like if you have as well.
@@craftysteve176I should have listened :(
@@craftysteve176I have a virus :(
As a former piano player myself, anything well-played will have me in my feels 😩❤
yeah, and the fast and hard part here wasnt. ^^
Why former, if you don't mind me asking?
Hermano yo pasé exactamente lo mismo, tuve que cambiarme de carrera porque el agobio que sufrimos los pianistas nos supera, ahora voy a estudiar derecho. Bueno sólo eso quería compartir ❤
@@mrhobsfought in iraq, lost both her limbs
How can you be a former piano player bruv? You can either play it or nah but once you can you’ll never forget how to
the second one hits diferent 😢
How to impress me: simply play something that could be an absolute mess but sounds nice
we musicians don't play for girls, we play for everyone who respects the music as well as the musician.
How pretentious. Leave the man be
As a musician I like it when my friends enjoy the songs I play js
I personally just play for myself, I only play for others when asked lol.
how is that any better?
@@Bearical true)
Every single time I hear those fucking piano notes I get ready to cry lol
What is it's name?
@@varshinin8686 soundtrack from up
same 😭🥺
same ❤
@@varshinin8686 its called married life
Made me cry because i cant listen to that song wothout memories flooding back to me
soft n smooth>>>>>>>>>>>>
Man she must be psychic and knew what was coming, she looked up as soon as you played the first note...
I mean I'd probably look up too if he stopped in the middle of the first stong and switched.
Yeah, if you look close enough, she looked up to see why he stopped, looked back down at her phone, then looked up when he started playing.
@@ReplyToMeIfYouAreDumb No she looked back down because she realised she fucked up the one thing she had to do.
Tbh any piano song would lure *me* in, such a beautiful instrument.
Sirens taking notes rn
Damn dude mad respect for being able to play engravings without killing your piano 😭
Always rachmaninoff and chopin bro that drops their pants harder than a baby after a breakup
I physically cannot sit on my phone while someone is playing an instrument
First Song: Engravings by Ethan Bortnick
Second Song: Married life from UP
Since I replied to so many comments with the same message, TH-cam thinks im a bot, Like this so more people can see 👌
Thanks
Thank you for information😊
I knew it was engravings
Whats the last one.
@@huskyfav8056 Married Life, from Up
How to get homies attention: Fast and Hard
It's more "play a song engineered to ellicit an emotional reaction" vs the one that induces stress 😂
what is the name of this song? the one at the end?
She looks like a princess character that loves the soft and beautiful music 🎶
touch grass lool
@@WSH3TM no because her hair is really styled prettily.
@@WSH3TM So if you see a girl attractive you should touch grass?
@@WSH3TMfor real
No she does not.
as a piano girl, you could only ever impress me with fast and hard parts
Boom hit you with scriabin5
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
yeah, hard parts. No girls ever love soft parts, but then, if you know your alphabets, it's another story
That sounds sooo wrong... Brb gotta go bleach my eyes
@@hiro_444 LOL
Come to think of it every time a girl has approached me in an attempt to make small talk while I was playing piano I was playing something slow and melancholic 🤔
It's not that the girl is intrigued, it's that he's finally stopped making a mess😂😂
The fast one sounded like at the speed of light💀
Fr
*Cataclysm intensifies.*
@@endeavouruskai *Bloodlust and bloodbath intensifies*
@@geometrydashcolon I love Geometry Dash players and admire the patience we have
@@geometrydashcolon*aftermath intensifies*
if someone doesn’t appreciate the legend Bortnick himself, then there’s no hope
my boy Bortnick
That's what I thought. Who needs a partner with bad taste in music? 💀
For me as a pianist though the more difficult intense pieces get my attention😂
Bro was playing ENGRAVINGS at the beginning 💀
For classical pianists: Gymnopedie no 1 and Nocturne in E flat major. Those two work, but now I want to learn married life from up its so beautiful
@SofiaNatale-fb7eh Yeah it's one of my sister's favorites, she had me learn it and it is really calming to play and listen to
What song does he play the second time
@@sharath3631 He played "married life" from the movie UP. There's some really sad arrangements on youtube you just gotta find the one that has a ton of emotion and learn to play it from that. A lot of people play it upbeat/happy at least at the beginning but it's a bittersweet song for sure.
@@phenex5190 Thanks a lot man!!
Rach's concerto no 2 will always get my attention. And only this one
If you ain’t got her attention for the first song then she ain’t the one buddy bc that was impressive!
The first song he played is called “engravings”
It’s so good!
Engravings by Ethan Bortnick
Yeah but the title says something else so she can't look to not ruin the video 😂
ah yes, because a girl wasn't focusing on the song, you should break up with her 🤦♂️
Exactly. I know that was staged, but it would be such a waiste of time in real life. Trying to impress someone, who doesn't value his mad skills and beautiful music, and finds her phone much more appealing than a difficult beautiful piece played live 💀
watch her face...fell in love😂❤❤❤
She was already opening her mouth at the end 😂
How to get a girls attention:
Step 1: Have a female friend
First one: heartracing, tragic, complex.
The second: sweet, graceful, heartfelt
nuh uh, u have never played a piano ig
Basically songs used on tiktoks versus classic pieces not many are familiar with
Bros got incredible peripheral vision and timing of he knows when she gonna look away
If you play the piano, you have my attention no matter what you play.
I play the piano, so hearing anyone else play piano makes me so mesmerized. And if i hear someone play REALLY good and fast, then i envy them 😓‼️
She went from bored to ready real fast
Meanwhile me unless u play fast and hard 😂❤ we’ll brother ur really good at it! 😅
my dirty mind be like- no that’s not a good idea, OH YOU MEAN PIANO-
HOLY-
Made me laugh 😂😂
Why would u think the dirty one first 🤨
If she can't pay you attention with the first part, she's not the one
Ayo what is the name of the firt piece you played, it is 🔥🔥🔥
"Okay so just sit right here up against the piano all awkwardly, right in front of the camera, and just stare at your phone until I play Pixar music. Nobody will care how staged it looks"
The first song is called "Engravings"
I cant believe he actually nailed that, altho, he didnt beat the piano up-
How is called the second song
@@ValeMohicanomarried life theme from the up movie :)
@@rizcore thanks ❤️
Hey i love you, thanks for that
Ethan Bortnick fans would've prob recognised it right away
If I see anyone play engravings they will 1000% have my attention
If it was me, I’d go into a boogie woogie number, kick back the stool and belt out a Jerry Lee Lewis song, but that’s me
Instructions unclear: I now have a restraining order
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
L joke doesnt make sense
@@eeurr1306 You lack critical knowledge :DDD
damn. gave me a good belly laugh.
@@Kilbot192I get what hes trying to say bruh. I mean if theres some hidden message please tell me genius.
bro got that piano rizz
It's that minor 4th chord man, it's the key to a woman's heart
Me: a girl pianist. What get my atention? Fast and Hard.✅✅
that song doesn’t just get my attention it gives me time to recollect my fragments of memories
nah if she ain't impressed by the first one she for the streets 🗿
to be fair, up is unmatched
That glance and smirk when you started playing the second piece, like she could just eat you for lunch...
Play chopsticks and she’ll say, “Wow, I can play that too.”
As a metal guitarist, i have never been so offended by something i 100% agree with
as a classical guitarist I agree with this also