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I AM GAY

So we all know how the Leper is facing the right like the true King he is, but it appears to me that Audrey is also (indirectly) looking to the right through the reflection in her dagger. Maybe it's because she's not ashamed of her past, but is jus feigning that she is.

You can't fix her.

1:39 *dies of cuteness*

The timing on Bardin’s last line makes it seem like he’s holding his breath while he readies to swing. Kinda neat

The Influencer Princess Butt's 8:34

What's the point of using a servitor for this? What's even left?

(0:36) Is it just me or does he sound like Mr. String from A Little Curious?

How is this not made into a TV show?! I would totally watch this! I got hooked just by these few minutes! Plus the music is awesome!

Honestly I’m surprised Korsica korsica didn’t end up with a concussion after all the head banging 😅

If Red hook hire me for back story that would be great

0:35 I always love hearing this one.

Still waiting for the 40,000 minute version

3:29 EHEHE HE EH EHA HE HE AH HE HEEEeeeee

1:20 Jimbo-chan is late for school

Is it me or does he main antagonist of this game sound like Frankie from finding Frankie

Right before jack presses the "I'm not a robot" button. Influencer Princess crashes the car through the wall and saves jack from becoming trapped in an endless cycle of slavery. Jack and IP then band together to fight robot billionaires around the world like a Bonnie and Clyde duo. BAM! Mullet Madjack 2!

Kayex is so fun to listen to. He's so meandering, slow, and religious, it just works for 40k.

I'm sorry can we circle back to the zealot screaming like a Khornate berserker?

That second ogryn in the first clips voice sounds so interesting

0:44 why do I hear horror violin music?

Damn this game sucks

Does the nurgling spread its ass cheeks to taunt you? I swear it did that to me once

hadron still has humanity left in her, engine seer kayex on the other hand is basically kept coherent due to his machinery counteracting his dementia.

2:00 that zealot is more excited than Spongebob to be at work.

Her: OMG You're soo spiritual! Wonder what affirmations you daily listen to 😍 Me:

0:39 what does that mean?

Nah when a Man with such zeal as Saltzpyre gives up you know you fucked up

IM A WARRIOR!... still loving it!

Kuber summoning his inner drill sgt for this one

This man never got his Cortado

1:38 😂

Cringe

I know I've heard one Veteran mentioning serving with Beastmen, but I can't find evidence of it.

its quite the high honor for a dwarf to say you'd like his wife to an elgi of all people

Malum Caedo makes average Black Templars look rational and almost timid 😂 With all seriousness, the voice actor knocked it out of the park - he made his character sound bellicose , sanguine and over-the-top pious almost to a mental level, but not quite Captain Diomedes-level of ridiculous, thankfully.

3:47 the fact this Oggy knew the word “nullified” alone is impressive..the fact he knew the word with the correct context?!…that’s the smartest bloody Oggy ever.

Brawler Ogryn is best boi. Caring, loyal, respectful, always hungry for both rations, and a good fight alongside his pals. Love him to death.

Why does that Nurgling have Blood Butt?!! Guess that size 50 Space Marine boot gave it one hell of a rectal breach. 😂

so many woke

Considering the kind of game Darktide is, the lore acting and cinematics are way above par.

Why is she so sexy? lol

With all the DEI hires in the imperium now, we might as well go chaos.

SHOW ME WHAT PASSES FOR FURY WITH YOUR MISBEGOTTEN KIND.

I heard Morrow was there the day Horus slew the Emperor. 😉

Welcome to Brasil The Countre.... of.... potential!!

and he affectionally call us Pre-servitors

FOR THEE BENEFICENT EMPEROR!!!!

I love our friendly little sass toaster

Aaaand this is the dark side of using dystopian governance to control an infohazard. All four of the chaos gods and chaos itself are infohazards. Controlling the information the populous is able to access fine when its only a few hundred people you have to police. But when the Great Rift opens doing that is gonna be like pretending the barn door was never opened when the horses have already run out.